/cmg/ comfy market general

[Anonymous No.27728810]

Es em gee but without all the retarded faggots that flooded the thread.

[Anonymous No.27728892]

Gonna miss you guys.

[Anonymous No.27728919]

>>27728892
Why?

[Anonymous No.27729005]

>YEEEEAAAAAH HERE COMES THE ROOOOOOSTER

[Anonymous No.27729106]

Afternoon, friends. Hope you're all comfy.

[Anonymous No.27729194]

I'm glad I trimmed most of the memes out of my portfolio and switched to a simple, conservative portfolio of 80% TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.27729223]

>>27728892
Same brother. Don't be sad it's over, be glad we found a refuge during these trying times.

[Anonymous No.27729248]

comfy boys how are the folios doing today?

i finally crawled out the red with PLTR for the week, 23 average so im cool holding. reconsidering holding into ER on the 16th, especially with lock-up ending three days later. should i rotate profits or hold? i feel like the "sell off" narrative is a bit too obvious and i believe full-heartedly in Palantir

[Anonymous No.27729285]

>>27729194
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.27729463]

>>27729285
Ok, it is only like 60%. But another 20% is in stable blue chips like GBTC and SRAC.

[Anonymous No.27729644]

>>27729194
I sold my GME, AMC, KOSS and NAKD
Freed up about 500, I took a loss of 800 but fuck it, lesson learned

[Anonymous No.27729703]

Just briefly dropped into the WSB Discord stream that someone posted earlier, they're past denial now and into fear and infighting. It's very funny.

Supremely comfy.

[Anonymous No.27729756]

>>27729703
screenshots?

[Anonymous No.27729814]

sup guys I never posted in /biz/ before, I'm an unwashed mass who decided to start building a dec- I mean making a portfolio for some long term convenient gambling.

I divided $150 into 13 stocks and I've already made $13 cash in 3 days. At this rate I'll be making $1000 dollars a year for the rest of my life. I see why they say now to let your money work for you

[Anonymous No.27729852]

what are some comfy long term stocks i should stick my amc profits into? seen anons mentioning nio, corsair and aqua bounty. anything else?

[Anonymous No.27729862]

Reposting the real talk: I wanna buy into the chonky fish meme, BUT they just announced the dilution, no details yet. Do I wait for the details and date to come out and buy the real dip, or is this it?

I almost did not buy the GEVO dip because I thought the dilution would happen on Friday when in fact it happened over the week.

[Anonymous No.27729899]

>>27729756
Ah it's just an audio chat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP0ok42yX0Q

[Anonymous No.27729950]

Buying UVXY at $10.20. Come and try me Bogs.

[Anonymous No.27730010]

>>27729005
> YOU KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27730019]

>>27729814

[Anonymous No.27730042]

>>27729852
Unironically SRAC. Basically an early stage utility since people are always gonna need satellite alignment.

[Anonymous No.27730122]

How do I get comfy?

[Anonymous No.27730147]

i dont care what anyone thinks of this, i dont care if i potentially got scammed (even though i dont think I did), and im not posting this for people to suck me off (even though i doubt that will happen)
only posting this in case anyone from last night wanted closure about the retarded apu disabled dad poster. i filled out his fundraiser after he told me he was going to refund the money he had raised up to that point and try to move on
and also suck my cock to whoever thought i was just advertising my own gofundme

[Anonymous No.27730170]

>>27729899
holy kek that's far from comfy, it's absolute chaos

[Anonymous No.27730176]

>>27729899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FazFSeFZY
This guy too. Pure cope.
I find it funny how he uses stock market terms while believing in Doge and GME lmao.

[Anonymous No.27730284]

>>27730170
My comfort comes from their bickering, and ultimately, tears.

[Anonymous No.27730336]

This is me : >>27729814
Seriously what do I do with this growth? Do I sell the ones that went up and look for other low cost stocks?
Or is that just a strategy question and I can choose to hold it forever and maybe principal goes to 0?
I have the feeling I should be collecting the $13 somehow and moving it where I want it.

[Anonymous No.27730376]

these threads are too comfy make me want to not go back to smg

[Anonymous No.27730457]

>>27730284
i actually felt my heart rate increase after i joined, it's stressful as fuck
>>27730376
same fren

[Anonymous No.27730464]

>>27729899
I really want to know how many of these retards crying about government regulation, manipulation and media manipulation voted for Biden.

[Anonymous No.27730504]

I'm so glad I finally got into stocks
just having a blast researching and learning shit and seeing gains going up little by little

[Anonymous No.27730532]

>>27730147

[Anonymous No.27730580]

>>27730010
>WALKIN TALL MACHINE GUN MAN

[Anonymous No.27730590]

>>27729194
i want 100% tqqq but sold during PM because i thought market was going to dump today, well see tomorrow. there might be a ton of capital freed up from everyones losses being injected into ndx

[Anonymous No.27730659]

>>27730376
We could just continue them in market hours for the foreseeable? There's still a large bunch of newfriends that I don't think are going anywhere.
>>27730457
Guess we're just made of different stuff, fren.

[Anonymous No.27730794]

>>27730336
13 stocks is a lot to follow and manage. You want to have an understanding of every one, as well as an exit plan (a target price, time frame, certain events, whatever).

And if you wouldn't buy a stock, you probably shouldn't hold it. Whether it's been a winner or a loser.

[Anonymous No.27730817]

>>27730504
same

[Anonymous No.27730952]

>>27729899

[Anonymous No.27730988]

>>27730147
You are a good man, anon.
Bless you.

[Anonymous No.27731242]

>>27730659
stupidity just makes me seethe

[Anonymous No.27731250]

>DXY way up
>Volume dropping
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.27731383]

Is the QCOM dip worth getting?

[Anonymous No.27731441]

>>27731250
I love how way up is 1% the dxy is so weird. Also VIX way down.

[Anonymous No.27731442]

>>27730010
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhyeahyeahyeahyeahhhhhhhhoooooooooohhhhhhohhhhhhh you know he ain’t gonnaaaaa diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Anonymous No.27731505]

>>27729852
Looking at VRTX myself

[Anonymous No.27731521]

>>27731250
When do we each get our own account at the Fed to counteract this?

[Anonymous No.27731548]

>>27731442
Alice in Chains bros stay solid.

[Anonymous No.27731614]

Do i average down on NOK today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.27731642]

Keep forgetting about you cmg, sorry. From yesterday.

[Anonymous No.27731651]

I wish I bought horsie two days ago. Oh well I guess I'll have to wait for the dip again.

[Anonymous No.27731656]

UVXY

[Anonymous No.27731710]

any UVXY bros? or where those all newfags who thought they were slick

[Anonymous No.27731715]

Blackrock now owns 5% of $UUUU. What are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.27731718]

>>27731642
>all those SNDL calls
CAN YOU FUCK OFF MY COVVIES EXPIRE TOMORROW, FUUUUAAARK

[Anonymous No.27731721]

>>27730794
cool I just liquidated to save my progress, Lol. thanks

[Anonymous No.27731770]

>>27729899
Those idiots can't avoid talking over themselves even when the "serious" faggoty ones are talking, kek.

[Anonymous No.27731773]

>>27730042
think i saw they are acquiring momentus soon, might be juicy.

[Anonymous No.27731840]

IV crushed on my LEAPs today bros
feels bad

[Anonymous No.27731849]

I can't deal with crabbing after this...

[Anonymous No.27731867]

>>27731715
They own literally everything. Even your asshole.

[Anonymous No.27731900]

>>27731710
10Y yield is still going up, so don't think its time for UVXY yet, unless you're getting puts.

[Anonymous No.27731921]

>>27730504

Big same, me and a few others got into crypto and we're seeing some good profits. Im still salty i never got into bitcoin back in the day. I wanted to get into it but i didnt know how to mine it (this was around 2009).

Also, i know /biz/ is terrible for advice, but whats a good percentage of profits to pull out and rebuy at low? Im still angry at myself for not pulling out when i was at $390 on my $100 dogecoin investment then rebuying at the low when it spiked a week ago.

[Anonymous No.27731929]

>>27731642
>GME 150 calls
>Classified as an ETF
What in tarnation?

[Anonymous No.27731962]

>>27731718
Ya I sold 1c on all my shares, think I'm losing all my shares.

[Anonymous No.27732042]

>>27730147
How desperate do you have to be to gamble your life savings when you have a family? Stupid fucks

[Anonymous No.27732043]

>>27731962
same, ill have 500 left but i had 2500 to start. all that fucking missed premium...

[Anonymous No.27732080]

Honest opinions on CRBP. They seem to be on the come up from last earnings repotrt. All could matter on these earnings in march

[Anonymous No.27732184]

>>27731773
That's the idea. Inclusion in ARKX when it lists as well, which I think might even plow enough money into it to counter any post-merger dump.

[Anonymous No.27732209]

>>27731867
Joke's on them. CLEAN IT UP HEDGIES

[Anonymous No.27732269]

Is it a good idea to get into HITIF at it's current price?

[Anonymous No.27732328]

>>27731715
I prefer to invest in physical uranium.

[Anonymous No.27732373]

>>27731867
I bought their stock on account of their levels of sheer evil I figured it would turn a tidy profit. So they don't own me I OWN THEM.

[Anonymous No.27732412]

>>27731900
thanks for talking some sense into me , also why does CMG still exist?

[Anonymous No.27732454]

>>27731929
No idea how this shit is classified, its not my algo

[Anonymous No.27732463]

>>27732373
based pyramid jew

[Anonymous No.27732539]

>>27732328
Same. I only buy from Bob Lazar:
https://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_4

[Anonymous No.27732548]

>>27732043
I'm probably just gonna buy back the shares next week if they do get exercised, the premium from selling calls is too fucking good. This shit has a meme spike almost every week. Over 500m shares traded every fucking day.

[Anonymous No.27732621]

>>27732548
If it doesnt dump ill probably just roll two weeks out rather than buy back this high

[Anonymous No.27732841]

>>27732463
Ty I try.

[Anonymous No.27733021]

>>27732621
I'd roll out too, but it doesn't make sense for me to do it since I have to pay commissions. Its honestly cheaper for me to just let the shares get exercised, buy them back and sell the calls again.

[Anonymous No.27733029]

>>27730147
kys nigger

[Anonymous No.27733103]

>>27730464
Almost all of them I'm sure

[Anonymous No.27733149]

>CLF
Dare I say, is the Tranny redemption arc starting?

[Anonymous No.27733321]

>>27733149
Honestly if CLF moons I'll know it's time to cash out and wait for the imminent crash.

[Anonymous No.27733350]

>>27733021
What broker are you on? I use fidelity and have to pay $0.65/contract. Im just terrified of a dump, it is a pennyshitcoin afterall

[Anonymous No.27733371]

>>27730147
>retarded apu disabled dad poster
Why would you ever support genetic dead-ends and their spawn?
Excuse me, sorry if this isn't comfy, but what the hell is this welfare support system. Let people fail on their own. You don't see the rest of us asking for a handout.

[Anonymous No.27733403]

WKHS carrying me entire portfolio

[Anonymous No.27733455]

>>27729703
According to the thread wearing ess emm gee's skin right now, there's a coup happening at WSB, where the original creator (who's been gone for years) came back, kicked the mod that's actually been running things, installed a bunch of his friends, and now is fishing for media opportunities and movie deals.
Explains a lot why it's become yet another big subreddit in culture and has institutional faggots like Mark Cuban doing AMA.
This is why gatekeeping is a virtue.

[Anonymous No.27733463]

>>27733149
Isn't any "infrastructure stimulus" going to end up being 90% pension bailouts and pork that goes nowhere? Why would there be any upside to steel?

[Anonymous No.27733550]

>>27731929
Part of the GME singularity.
They used the pump to take over every other US public company and GME itself now effectively an index fund for the entire economy.

[Anonymous No.27733558]

>>27730147
post this in smg you fucking faggot, this is cmg we dont want this bs here.

[Anonymous No.27733560]

Actual stock market question: what was always the fair price for the GME stock? If we ignore the jews and Reddit, what should it have been before all that? I was thinking around 80, I expect it to be around 50 when all this is done and dusted.

[Anonymous No.27733622]

>>27733371
Welfare is almost the opposite of charity

[Anonymous No.27733662]

Comfy $CLF

[Anonymous No.27733673]

>>27733560
10 usd

[Anonymous No.27733680]

>>27733463
But that 10% that isn’t stolen will be used for a bridge or something, and CLF will get the contract.

[Anonymous No.27733687]

>>27733560
0$, it's a company that had awful management and made constant terrible decisions and was being phased out of existence by better competition

[Anonymous No.27733735]

do the sneedful

[Anonymous No.27733756]

Iridium is comfy, bought the dip at open, am a comfy +1% now

[Anonymous No.27733770]

>>27730147
go back

[Anonymous No.27733787]

>>27733321
>>27733463
Ahh I summoned it, apologies.

[Anonymous No.27733794]

>>27733560
Fair value right now is about $40, will be $60 when huge console numbers are released. I expect it to be oversold then shorter down to $30, or if im lucky, sub $20

[Anonymous No.27733836]

I just bought puts on BB for next week. Am I gonna be comfy?

[Anonymous No.27733922]

>>27733787
kek

[Anonymous No.27733960]

>>27733350
I'm a leaf, so I use Questrade. Paying $4.95 flat fee + $0.75 per contract.
>Im just terrified of a dump, it is a pennyshitcoin afterall
I doubt any serious drop will happen with all the weed legalization hype going on. They closed their public offering and that barely made the stock fall below $1.

[Anonymous No.27734007]

>>27729950
m8 don't buy uvxy, buy options on it.

[Anonymous No.27734148]

>>27728810
anybody got a higher res of the base image? I found a decent 1700x1100 to work with but without a lot of photoshop magic I won't be able to get it up to 4k

[Anonymous No.27734152]

>>27733680
>CLF will get the contract
Is the CEO extremely corrupt, Chinese, Black, a woman, or gay?

[Anonymous No.27734203]

SING IT WITH ME
YOU P-

[Anonymous No.27734204]

>>27734007
Nice try bog

[Anonymous No.27734222]

What's the target price for AQB for you guys? I'm sitting on 100 shares right now.
From what I've been reading it's a small company that just had to shell out a lot of cash for expansion, but the fact that they're one of the first to produce GMO fish that are astoundingly better in every way seems promising.

[Anonymous No.27734378]

THE SHORT LADDERS ARE ATTACKING
GME GET DOWN!!!

[Anonymous No.27734450]

>>27731521
>2021
>doesn't have a Fed account
>doesn't personally Bog JP
NGMI

>>27731710
Now is not the time, but it's worth keeping an eye on >>27731867. Maybe when JP and the Gang start thinking about thinking about raising rates, or we get another WuFlu that melts people's faces off and makes them shit blood and guts.

[Anonymous No.27734593]

>>27733560
under 10

[Anonymous No.27734656]

>>27733560
honestly sub 30

[Anonymous No.27734745]

>>27734222
Go with whatever prices Cathie buys and sells them at.

[Anonymous No.27734781]

>>27729248
Doing fine. Rarely stare at the charts anymore as I'm mostly just holding. Awaiting the approx. 4x on one set of NYMT options and an approx. 8x to 12x on my other set, pic related. Hopefully it reaches my price projection sooner than later. Guess you could say I'm comfy lol.

[Anonymous No.27734859]

>>27734378

[Anonymous No.27734950]

SGDJ or GDXJ?

[Anonymous No.27734983]

>>27734222
seems like a dumb idea. why not just have a larger farm with MORE regular non gmo fish in it. i can see you might argue that the gmo fish need less food and you save on cost, sure, but maybe your farm should just SELL more fish.

[Anonymous No.27735040]

>>27734378
i dislike these dumb zoomer terms that keep gaining traction, stuff like short ladder attack and "crabbing", sounds more like they don't know what it actually means and just attribute something familiar to it

[Anonymous No.27735226]

AQB hit my stop loss trigger. Do I buy back in when the cash clears in two days (Monday) or put it somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.27735260]

>>27735040
>crabbing is zoomer
get out

[Anonymous No.27735271]

>>27735040
"Cheapies" is the worst. What are you, 10?

[Anonymous No.27735346]

>>27735260
of course it is, the boomer term is consolidation

[Anonymous No.27735370]

>>27735040
Hey partner that sounds like FUD to me maybe you should short your bad attitude and put a spread on a diversified LEAP

[Anonymous No.27735385]

DKNG
Finally, sports are actually doing something for me.

[Anonymous No.27735383]

>>27733960
>Paying $4.95 flat fee + $0.75 per contract.
For every contract? So if I bought 10 contracts all in one batch on your brokerage I'd be paying more than $50?

Sounds like a rip off.

[Anonymous No.27735445]

>>27734148
have you tried waifu2x

[Anonymous No.27735505]

>>27735226
We still don't know how much will the dilution be and when.

[Anonymous No.27735662]

I am starting to see images that I posted from my deepest, darkest collections, reposted here.
It's working.

[Anonymous No.27735738]

>>27730176
>M-m-m-moooon gang

Immediately closed the tab.

[Anonymous No.27735775]

>>27735662
I always giggle when I see my pictures reposted

[Anonymous No.27735783]

>>27735383
No, 10 contracts would equate to $12.45 in commission.
>Sounds like a rip off.
Meh, gotta work with what you got. I don't like IBKR's UI at all.

[Anonymous No.27735852]

Should I buy SAVA cheapies?

[Anonymous No.27735896]

>>27735040
Did someone say crab?

[Anonymous No.27736102]

>>27735852
Wait to see till sour hour.

[Anonymous No.27736182]

Anyone playing any earnings today?
SNAP earnings after close today

[Anonymous No.27736321]

>>27734378
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.27736495]

>>27735040
its a good thing no one here gives a shit about what you think

[Anonymous No.27736527]

>>27736102
>sour hour
Not today. Today is big green only. Digits will it.

[Anonymous No.27736608]

>>27736495
it's a good thing your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

[Anonymous No.27736676]

Cannabro here. I just wanted to say I just graduated to 5 figure portfolio! I am excited to be in this new circle of 5 fig hell and would like my comfy friend and senpai to crack open a nice cold bangs to celebrate

[Anonymous No.27737009]

>>27736676
Next stop is $25K so you can stop worrying about PTD bullshit. GG.

>>27736608
Collateral damage not wanted. Picrel.

[Anonymous No.27737198]

>>27736676
It's sad how true that cycle is, and why I fucking love gatekeeping. Also, well done fren.

[Anonymous No.27737499]

>>27737009
its like people dont understand what comfy means?

[Anonymous No.27737607]

>>27737499
maybe he shouldn't have been such a nigger in the first place

[Anonymous No.27737794]

>Bought PLTR at 10 because I like LOTR and because I knew it would moon eventually.
>Sold at $39+.
>Feel the need to go back in just because of the LOTR meme.

[Anonymous No.27737961]

>>27737607
When someone doubles down on their niggery, does that make them a double nigger, or a nignog?

[Anonymous No.27737967]

>>27737794
i will never sell because of that shit. also its a new bluechip but mainly because of lotr

[Anonymous No.27738004]

>>27734203
USH IT!

[Anonymous No.27738016]

>>27729899
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.27738172]

>>27737607
im not going to raise my voice this is the comfy general after all and i dont want to scare the children

[Anonymous No.27738591]

/smg/ weekly update today, no?

[Anonymous No.27738723]

>>27738591
John has an obligation. I am subscribed and liked.

[Anonymous No.27738948]

>stock pumps
>Ah, I'll wait until it comes down
>It pumps some more

[Anonymous No.27738963]

>>27738591
i thought he stopped

[Anonymous No.27739027]

>>27738723
Oh shit is that bangs?

[Anonymous No.27739228]

>>27738948
Indecision is sometimes worse than the alternatives.

[Anonymous No.27739433]

>>27739228
Patience is the night

[Anonymous No.27739676]

>>27738723
>>27739027
>Oh shit is that bangs?

Legit Mandela Effect bros. when i was younger it was Barg's, but now its Bang's

[Anonymous No.27739753]

>>27738948
>timing the market
Unless you know when a catalyst is happening or the momentum is obvious, it is a futile effort.

[Anonymous No.27739990]

Let's talk strategy if someone still hasn't read the pasta: The market downturn is coming, but we don't know when. It could be 2 months ahead, or 18. It could already be happening.

But first, take a look at the last huge downturn, the dotcom pop. Every zoomer idiot here imagines it as a single day 50% drop, but that's not true. It was a slow descent over months to a year with a dead cat bounce at the end of year.

The play now should be investing into 1-2 month plays, which either pay off or not, but sell after 2 months.This way you will not be affected by a slow downturn. Once these plays start to dry up, or simply not work out, we will know we entered the bear market phase, cash out and wait. Reinvest when opportunities start propping up.

The main takeaway is buying boomer ETFs are idiotic, divvie stocks even more so, and 6 month long plays are actually riskier than meme shit. Do meme shit and enjoy the monthly 30% while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.27740254]

>>27739990
I'm hesitant about anticipating this downturn, but I'm too dumb to argue. Doing the diamond in the rough memes as been my strategy so far. The ETFs and boomer stocks only got me so far.

[Anonymous No.27740379]

>>27739990
ill say it again, im holding everything until i heard the words "increase interest rate" from the fed. then i will liquidate all my leveraged positions, wait for the deadcat bounce, and then liquidate my non leveraged positions
as peter lynch said, lots of people lost money in a market crash, but more people have lost money trying to predict a market crash

[Anonymous No.27740416]

Is SAVA worth $90 a share?

[Anonymous No.27740519]

>>27740416
$2,000

[Anonymous No.27740607]

>>27740519
So you disagree with the market? The market thinks it's worth $67 a share right now.

[Anonymous No.27740690]

>>27740379
I don't think true inflation will be realised until the end of this year, and then perhaps a rate rise next 2H 2022.

I have to wonder how quick the bots will liquidate everything on certifiable news of an interest rate rise.

[Anonymous No.27740842]

>>27740254
How do you find your diamonds anon? Biopharmacatalyst and spac monitor were not good to me this week. /smg/ neither.

>>27740379
Depends on what you're holding tho. If it's very consistent ~15% per month, you are okay.
But something like UUUU that's supposed to turn profit after 2 years is kinda retarded.
Or a biomeme that will come out with a result in 2022

>>27740690
It's gonna be pretty quick for sure. I'm gonna get more and more skittish once prices start to rise in walmart.

[Anonymous No.27740902]

>>27740690
getting out on the first day of the dump will still be worth more than getting out right now

[Anonymous No.27740953]

>>27740690
As soon as they raise rates its gonna be a bloodbath, probably why they haven't

Lots of zombie companies out there surviving on cheap debt.

[Anonymous No.27741040]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
have you seen this trash on /biz/
who allowed them to shill this shitcoin?
I’ve already taken part in bot ocean pre-sale and wait for release
better use algorithms for trading with unique algo
than believe in luck or smart investment

[Anonymous No.27741125]

>>27740607
The market thought it was worth a dollar a week ago

[Anonymous No.27741186]

>>27739433
Checked for comfy show. Trippy, though. I'm surprised it aired. It was very much against the grain of the shit they shovel in kids' faces these days.

>>27739990
We're in an unprecedented era of infinite QE, ZIRP, and assurances that the Fed has "more policy tools" and won't hesitate to use them in order to keep capital markets functioning. JP's denying the impacts of QE on asset pricing and income inequality, which even the MSM mouthpieces are starting to question. When the Fed starts thinking about thinking about raising rates is the signal for which we're all waiting.

On top of that, one noticeable aspect of easy monetary policy and the Fed vol put is the extent to which the system is levered. This was bad before March, and can anyone say it's really changed? Vol remains proportionally high, and whether or not that is simply a part of the new normal will be seen. But, my gut tells me it'll be vol spiking and massive deleveraging, like we saw recently and back in March, that will cause a massive and quick downward spiral, as opposed to death by a thousand cuts. If that's true, the VIX will spike, we'll see circuit breakers again, and bobos will smugpost. The issue is it's hard to say if we'll ever know in advance what the catalyst for that will be, or if the Fed will let it continue for any length of time.

[Anonymous No.27741256]

>>27740902
I totally agree. I wasn't saying otherwise. The more I look at the debt bubble the more I think about cashing out some profits into gold & silver, however.
>>27740953
Could you imagine the bloodbath of double digit interest rates?

[Anonymous No.27741847]

Looking for a longterm FinTech holding, whats more comfy SQ or Tencent?

[Anonymous No.27741928]

>>27741847
IPOE

[Anonymous No.27742102]

>>27729194

> TQQQ
> conservative
> not waiting for the inevitable crash before buying TQQQ with gains from gold and silver

Oh boy

[Anonymous No.27742468]

>>27741125
A lot of us didn't know what Alzheimer's was less than a week ago to be fair.

[Anonymous No.27742612]

>>27729194
>buying TQQQ
>not shorting SQQQ

[Anonymous No.27742656]

>>27742468
>A lot of us didn't know what Alzheimer's was less than a week ago
what? you've never known an old person in your whole life?

[Anonymous No.27742797]

>>27741847
UPST. Using A.I. to more efficiently take money from minorities.

[Anonymous No.27742865]

I'm selling all my stocks at a loss and FOMO'ing crypto. GME has fucked the market.

[Anonymous No.27742943]

>>27742656
>what? you've never known an old person in your whole life?
Honestly I'm not sure, I think I do but I can barely remember their names or their faces. This happens to me sometimes.

[Anonymous No.27743133]

throughout this whole GME adventure my biggest question is still, why the FUCK didnt they do an offering at $200+?? what thefuck was cohen, sherman, and the rest of the board thinking? am i just ignorant of some restriction?

[Anonymous No.27743134]

>>27742943
You have Alzheimer's, take your meds old man.

[Anonymous No.27743182]

>>27743134
kek

[Anonymous No.27743250]

>>27742943
>Honestly I'm not sure, I think I do but I can barely remember their names or their faces.
based alzhiemer's patient

[Anonymous No.27743355]

>>27743133
Perhaps he didn’t strictly need to, would it be worth the bad PR/Sentiment from potential future customers?

[Anonymous No.27743441]

>long CLF
>price spends this past week crabbing
>set up some condors to earn a bit from the crabbing
>CLF pumps today to a point where the condors aren't making any money and my long position didn't gain enough to offset the loss on my condors
this is advanced suffering

[Anonymous No.27743532]

>>27743355
>future customers
Cheeky shit. Made me kek.

[Anonymous No.27743550]

after the GME, BB, AMC, NOK fiasco, what are some comfy stocks to hold long term?

[Anonymous No.27743559]

How much cash do you anons keep around? I have 50% but I'm still creeped by the bubble.

[Anonymous No.27743619]

>>27728810
>someone makes a thread about business careers
>good discussion going
>tranny janny deletes it
i cannot wait for the day of the rope any longer.

[Anonymous No.27743652]

>>27742943
Take your Sumiflam papa.

[Anonymous No.27743769]

>>27742612
Thanks for the idea anon, I may do this.

[Anonymous No.27743847]

>>27743559
17 cents currently.

[Anonymous No.27743931]

>>27743559
I have a 4 figure portfolio so if I lose my money because of the bubble popping I won't be much worse off than someone with 5 and 6 figures.
It'll suck but at the end of the day I can just slave to get the money back since its a relatively small amount.

[Anonymous No.27743956]

>>27743619
/cmg/ is the best general/thread on this board, everything else is pajeets and zoomers buying centralised shitcoins while a ceo pretends it's decentralised while dumping a premined stake on them

[Anonymous No.27743960]

Anyone else holding SPCE?

[Anonymous No.27743986]

>>27743559
Cash? What the fuck do you even use cash for except buying drugs or other illegal shit? It's 2021 man come the fuck on. Actually people don't even buy drugs with cash anymore they use crypto.

[Anonymous No.27743993]

>>27743550
Unironically all of those.

[Anonymous No.27743995]

>>27742612
My impression is that's more for people with a moderate risk tolerance.

[Anonymous No.27744020]

>>27743550
>FSLY
>BL
>ABNB
>DIS
>SHOP
>Nvidia

[Anonymous No.27744135]

Market should stop going up good sirs. Start selling for the needful please.

[Anonymous No.27744178]

>>27728810
The board's moving way too fast, fellow comfychads. It's just not /comfy/ anymore

[Anonymous No.27744195]

>>27743559
Cash? Like BTC/ETH or sketchy currency like USD/USDT?

[Anonymous No.27744216]

>>27743550
BB

[Anonymous No.27744276]

>>27744135
Thank you brother, I'll pull my positions.

[Anonymous No.27744388]

Is BLK worth it? very hefty price but i don't see any scenario where they go bankrupt in the next 50+ years

[Anonymous No.27744430]

sour hour more like power hour

[Anonymous No.27744444]

>>27743441
>Ally yourself with the Tranny.
>Act surprised when your shit gets pushed in.

[Anonymous No.27744470]

>>27744195
>>27743986
Yuros

Anyway, I finally hit 24k€ and noticed I'v lost my ability to take risk. Fuck, I only have 12k invested because there's talk about bubble popping incoming months

[Anonymous No.27744587]

>>27744444
BASED

[Anonymous No.27744725]

>>27744444
checked

[Anonymous No.27744732]

>>27741186
Much respect for recognizing an obscure reference. Yeah the show was directed by a long time fav YouTube animator nick cross.
>sour hour is not comfy

[Anonymous No.27744746]

>>27744444
Quints knocking it out of the park.

>>27744470
Burger actually. And there's a reason people here are slowly backing away from the dollar.

[Anonymous No.27744823]

>>27744470
Goldman Sachs days there’s not going to be a correction anytime soon. I wonder if this is the next scam and they want the retail investors to hold their bags before we are going to have the eternal bear market or if they’re right

[Anonymous No.27744922]

>>27742612
Shorting SQQQ might actually be big brain because of the decay.

[Anonymous No.27745015]

>>27743133
The price would've collapsed faster than they could do the offering.

[Anonymous No.27745128]

>>27728810
>tfw no rooftop anime lounge in a war torn city

[Anonymous No.27745129]

>>27742612
Shorting both UVXY and SQQQ is the glitch for infinite money

[Anonymous No.27745180]

>TSLA
>AMD
>AAPL
My dick can only get so hard.

[Anonymous No.27745208]

>>27729899
What the fuck?
Whenever I feel like a failure at life I'll think back to these idiots.

[Anonymous No.27745223]

>>27730336
Don't buy meme stocks. Get a source of income and get in stocks that will grow in the next few years. That way your minimizing your risk of wasting your own time chasing high risk stocks.
Time is unironically time spent on the value you create.
So you want to make sure you minimize the risk of losing all that time you spent getting your money.
So if you buy a good stock you believe in, and it's over bought (like shoots up 15% or 20% in a week for no reason) and it breaks the 20 or 50 day moving average, it might be a good idea to sell and it'll likely dip a little bit. Then you can buy back in. You just have to make sure it's a solid company that you don't see disappearing anytime soon. So don't use it on GME or any stocks of that kind.
I used to do that but I've decided to stick with stocks that I believe will have high returns in the next 3 years and just see what happens when I wait. If I just kept everything I bought without trying to time the market over the last 3 years, I would've made waaaay more money than trying to time the market. I was in SHOP, OKTA, Appian, TSLA, AMD, and so much more back in 2018. And now those have skyrocketed 10x in some cases. All because I was thinking "I'll buy back in after I get my quick 5% here or there."

You should read the book "Value Averaging" anon. It really opened my eyes to how just setting your money in great stocks to minimize the risk and waiting can make a ton of money. Also re-investing your dividends into buying more stock. BIG money maker there. 13 different companies like you did is great.

[Anonymous No.27745252]

>>27730147
It's good of you anon, when people get burned it's their own fault but there's not a person here who hasn't been in the same position (to a greater or lesser extent). So I always hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.27745287]

>>27744823
My theory is as following:
As long as we are in lockdown mode and noone is spending more than they need to, all the QE money and neetbux go into savings, i.e. the stock market. No real inflation.

Once people go out and buy stuff, we won't have nearly as much production as all the immediate demand => prices rise => the definition of inflation. The Fed will be forced to act, and whatever they do, they will fuck equity prices up for sure.

[Anonymous No.27745289]

>>27745015
i dont think so, look at AMC. it still held out for a couple DAYS after their offering. in fact i think it went up a bit too

[Anonymous No.27745298]

>>27743550
>>27743993
i'm waiting until NOK hits tree fiddy and then buying a lot

[Anonymous No.27745301]

>>27744823
Why would Goldman Sachs blow the whistle on market crash? It's bad for business

[Anonymous No.27745326]

What's going on with Intel in the last few years?
>Constantly missing revenue estimates.
>Laying off 10% of their staff in 2016, including closing down multiple branches in various countries
>Struggling to make 7nm CPUs.

[Anonymous No.27745361]

>>27740842
>How do you find your diamonds anon?
I browse these threads like a falcon over the prairie. If something is comfortably shilled rather than loudly, I'll look it over and do some research. Also started following some finance guys on Twitter that have correlated with most of my picks.
List of non-bot Twitter guys you could follow:
https://twitter.com/alexcutler247/status/1357151202459459589?s=20

[Anonymous No.27745362]

>>27744444
KEK

[Anonymous No.27745392]

>>27743550
gme and nok

[Anonymous No.27745404]

Today was my first time operating in the US market and I got a fraction of $NHI, did I make a good decision?

[Anonymous No.27745411]

>>27745326
Diversity

[Anonymous No.27745422]

>>27745223
Lol this is literally the opposite of >>27739990
Go home Buffet, your method does not work in the clown market. There's a tenbagger literally every month and they are not that hard to find either.

[Anonymous No.27745451]

>>27745326
I heard it was diversity.

[Anonymous No.27745460]

>>27745326
apple starting to make their own has really started to fuck them over

[Anonymous No.27745493]

>>27745326
Cut $300m from the R&D budget only to use it for diversity hires.
Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.27745529]

>>27745289
AMC was held up by GME. As long as the GME short squeeze dream was real, it propped up AMC too. People were just too stupid/biased to see that a squeeze on AMC is not possible.
Just look at the graphs, they are very correlated. Similar to BBBY.

[Anonymous No.27745550]

>>27730794
What this anon says is absolutely true to anyone lurking.
Although, 13 stocks doesn't seem like a lot to me, but it all depends on the strategy I guess. For mid term buys (around 6 months to a year max) I think it's a lot to manage too. If you're buying to hold for over a year, 13 isn't bad at all because you want to minimize risk.
>>27730336
It's okay to have a combination of long holds and stocks that you know you want to leave at a certain price. Remember what he said
>if you wouldn't buy a stock, you probably shouldn't hold it. Whether it's been a winner or a loser.

[Anonymous No.27745611]

Why did I just buy index and bond etfs instead. I've made more money holding those than buying uranium, silver and gold miners. I'm even considering buying bonds for 1.3 percent just to drop out of investing.

[Anonymous No.27745661]

>>27744444
Wise words.

[Anonymous No.27745717]

>FOMO into Canadian pennystock that's already up 300%
>instant regret
hahaha oops

[Anonymous No.27745733]

>>27745404
Considering how remote work is fucking over all of CRE, I'm not sure now is a good time to buy any kind of REIT.

[Anonymous No.27745743]

>>27730794
>And if you wouldn't buy a stock, you probably shouldn't hold it.
Well said. The opposite is also true mainly for dips: if you'd buy a stock, you should at least hold it.

[Anonymous No.27745854]

>>27745717
Did you fall for that drone delivery pajeet post?

[Anonymous No.27745883]

>>27744444
checked

[Anonymous No.27745899]

>>27745854
yes, he said niggers, how could he be lying

[Anonymous No.27745909]

>>27745529
i agree but im saying that if GME had retard strength enough to prop up the piece of shit that is AMC it had retard strength to keep itself up long enough for them to do an offering

[Anonymous No.27745960]

>>27745743
dunno man, I try to buy solid stocks then some autists pump them and I do 100% in a week instead of the 20%/year I aimed for. can't help it

[Anonymous No.27745967]

The fuck is this bullshit??? I just wanna DCA into TQQQ. How is that not a conservative investment strategy? Fucking robinhood

[Anonymous No.27746007]

>>27729899
best fucking timeline

[Anonymous No.27746008]

Good sirs UVXY needs to go the other way sirs I don't want to average down.

[Anonymous No.27746087]

>>27745899
Is it falling already? If not, you're most likely okay with a good enough stop loss.

[Anonymous No.27746123]

>>27728810
see you at the bottom lads

[Anonymous No.27746138]

>>27746007
kek

[Anonymous No.27746160]

>>27743133
>>27745015
TSLA sold shares at the top of a short squeeze.
They probably just had trouble getting underwriters to give them good terms. Underwriters aren't going to bet against Citadel in such a big public way.
Imagine
>Mr. Underwriter I'd like to offer some shares like Elon did
>Ok Cohen and Sherman. We'll underwrite this at $65 and the shares will go straight to Melvin
>...

[Anonymous No.27746208]

>>27746007
I always worry about getting caught in a situation like this, I honestly think I might just die alone at this point, I only attract crazies, probably because I'm nuts too

[Anonymous No.27746258]

>>27746008
>average down on long volatility
okay, so buying the needful drones isn't the stupidest thing in this thread anymore

>>27746087
I was actually looking at this company before, I don't think it's a scam so much as just having already run. Down 2% on it.

[Anonymous No.27746276]

>>27745967
>Robinhood
Not comfy. Not comfy at all.

[Anonymous No.27746296]

>>27745909
Nono, AMC only had strength because of GME. GME did not have such a support. If GME did an offering, the short squeeze dream would have immediately went poof.

>>27745960
Can't help but what? Hold it at 100% even though you're sure it'll drop?

[Anonymous No.27746301]

>>27745967
They're just saying they won't let you automatically buy it? Frankly, there's so many mouth breathers this isn't a bad idea desu.
Imagine if people were dumping money into SQQQ on a monthly basis automatically or VIX
This probably is standard with other exchanges too

[Anonymous No.27746306]

>>27743550
IRDM, it's just one smooth upwards slope

[Anonymous No.27746311]

>>27745967
get a real broker, at least paying a tiny bit on commission means you're getting an actual decent service

[Anonymous No.27746333]

>>27745733
From what I read, it invests in medical facilities, specially in senior housing. I considered that due to the aging population it may be a nice long term REIT. Still, I only put a very small ammount in it so it's no big deal if it performs poorly.

[Anonymous No.27746448]

Tell me I'm not getting meme'd here

[Anonymous No.27746510]

>re-arranged all my watchlists and removed some dead tickers
comfy

[Anonymous No.27746513]

>>27745550
Just buy ETFs, desu, and work on your skills so you can have more capital. The few companies I cherry pick, on average, don't do better than the ETFs.

My port is mostly tech ETFs, some other general stock ETFs, and few bond ETFs (treasuries in case I want to liquidate something in a downturn). I make decent money passively. Passive is most comfy. I used to gamble with small money and stay stuck to my screen. This is better. These gains are since Jan 2020.

[Anonymous No.27746539]

>>27746160
Good point. But I also think the PR with their fans would've been... difficult.

[Anonymous No.27746574]

>Xiaomi
Nice fucking stock. Nice fucking stock.

[Anonymous No.27746611]

Sirs pls my Tuk Tuk needs new transmission I can't afford it without UVXY going up

[Anonymous No.27746721]

>>27746448
You'll just be bagholding for a few more months is all.

[Anonymous No.27746885]

>>27746721
What's that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.27746890]

>>27746296
maybe. i guess we'll never know now. as that other anon pointed out tesla financed itself by doing offerings during short squeezes. i theorize gme didnt do this because a) nobody would buy at those prices and b) the cult to keep it propped up is nowhere near as strong as tesla, as you suggested

[Anonymous No.27746947]

>>27746539
Hilarious and true, all that anger directed at RC instead of Robinhood and Citadel.

[Anonymous No.27746977]

>>27746301
I just wanna auto buy it every thursday. Every time I go to buy it manually I just tell myself "ah I'll wait for a crash" and then a crash never happens.
>Imagine if people were dumping money into SQQQ on a monthly basis automatically or VIX
Yeah I understand that. That's why they should only have this rule for inverse ETF.

>>27746311
I'm a poorfag though....

>>27746276
Is it easy to switch my assets to webull? That's the only other one I would consider right now. I don't have enough capital to be losing money to commission fees.

[Anonymous No.27747082]

>>27746885
High end hotels? You're waiting on rich people to be vaccinated enough and see case counts drop enough to start going on vacations again. With the mutant strains being what they are, that's gonna be May-ish.

[Anonymous No.27747085]

>>27746513
ETFs are boring though. Building a diversified stock portfolio will have a hard time beating ETFs, so why even bother. I simply do meme plays with 5-10% of my stack to up my average a bit.

[Anonymous No.27747093]

>>27746890
>the cult to keep it propped up is nowhere near as strong as tesla, as you suggested
Yeah, this is key here. The GME cult was not about GME itself, but about the short squeeze. With no squeeze, the cult loses its meaning.

In case of TSLA, there are people who actually love the cars and Musk, and the squeeze was more of a side effect.

[Anonymous No.27747125]

>>27746513
Thanks for sharing anon. Those are seriously great gains since last January. For anyone lurking this is a good idea. I'll save the pic and when I add more money to my trading account I'll look into these.
If you're looking for a few great individual companies to add to your portfolio too, I really suggest buying BL, FSLY, and ABNB.

[Anonymous No.27747220]

WHAT THE FUCK AMD

[Anonymous No.27747259]

For real though the volume is dried out and $ is rising.

[Anonymous No.27747346]

>>27747082
I'm worried about it staying solvent anon...

[Anonymous No.27747383]

>>27746977
>"ah I'll wait for a crash" and then a crash never happens.
checked, I hear you anon. I've fallen into that mindset too many times too. Frankly you're not wrong for wanting to auto buy TQQQ. And agreed, auto buying TQQQ definitely isn't the same as auto buying SQQQ or VIX.

[Anonymous No.27747387]

>>27747259
Noticed that earlier, and we haven't had a green friday since last year

[Anonymous No.27747485]

>>27746513
Based ETF chad. If you don't mind me asking, how do you time your entry into your ETFs? I've been doing dollar cost averaging recently and I was wondering if there was a better way to do it.

[Anonymous No.27747501]

>>27747259
I'm gonna buy some shit tomorrow, boys.

[Anonymous No.27747503]

>$50k in mixed memes and boomer stocks
>30 different tickers because ADHD
>Bunch of short calls and short puts because vola is stupid high right now
>Day change +0.06%
>Look at me, I'm the hedgie now
Weird shit. At least my retirement accounts are moving, conservative portfolio of TQQQ and SOXL ftw.

[Anonymous No.27747540]

>>27746977
>switching from 1 horseshit broker to another
anon why? Just fucking get a fidelity or TDA account already. Or schwab or vanguard. Get a real broker who won't shut down all trading the moment there's any market activity on memes

[Anonymous No.27747556]

>>27747220
nigger don't scare me like that

[Anonymous No.27747578]

>>27747220
Must've been a big seller.

[Anonymous No.27747613]

>>27747503
Hey I made 0.07% today

[Anonymous No.27747629]

$CLF so comfy

[Anonymous No.27747662]

>>27747503
Maybe get medicated and trim that down to like... 4 well researched picks?

[Anonymous No.27747712]

>>27747387
There's always a daily profit-take from the daytraders, maybe you're seeing a weekly version of it from momentum traders.

[Anonymous No.27747729]

>>27747629
kill yourself fat retard

[Anonymous No.27747793]

>>27747662
On speed he'll probably just draw meme lines on charts the entire day.

[Anonymous No.27747804]

>>27747629
hope you can afford your gender reassignment surgery soon clf tranny

[Anonymous No.27747901]

>>27747540
I have a thinkorswim account, I opened it so I could use the TDA charting software. My problem is with commission, I am just starting out trading. Only have a thousand dollars in my account right now. Does thinkorswim have commission?

[Anonymous No.27747952]

>>27747629
Still not a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.27747954]

>>27747793
Dunno man, I can read Sec forms and medical results all day on adderall

[Anonymous No.27748007]

>>27747629
how is barely breaking even on January while everything else moons "comfy"

[Anonymous No.27748057]

>>27747712
Huh, that's an interesting fossibility. But I do the opposite actually, put in money into some stuff that I expect people will talk about in the weekends, and take profit on monday
Example: Silver

[Anonymous No.27748097]

Okay BTWNboys lets get a merger announcement.

[Anonymous No.27748128]

>>27747662
You're not wrong. It's more like 15 tickers, some SPAC warrants, and a rotating series of sector ETFs meant to front run people who watch CNBC.
Diversity plus leverage is a beautiful thing. Wait until something hits my exit, sell it, never look back.

[Anonymous No.27748175]

>>27747901
No, the only thing they charge is a 65 cent charge on options.

[Anonymous No.27748245]

>>27730147
you actually helped this kid ?
based.

[Anonymous No.27748295]

>>27740519
In time, this is likely true. Gonna be a bumpy ride though, ride for the long haul boys. When it hits the market we get our nest egg

[Anonymous No.27748297]

>>27747485
I don't try to time. I just put in whatever money I have into whatever looks good, and mentally try making it so things I deem as riskier don't have "too much" $ invested relative to safer stuff. Not very calculated at all. I did pull out a lot of the stock ETFs to put into treasuries ETF earlier this year when there was big fear about Corona virus. After I became less scared I basically undid the previous rebalancing, and treasuries had gone up so it was good.

[Anonymous No.27748343]

>>27730147
>>27641044

[Anonymous No.27748420]

>>27728810
>mfw holding AC, CGX and FLT.V
greetings from the north, /cmg/

[Anonymous No.27748491]

>>27748295
I bought AMD and WKHS early on and those have been rides too. I knew SAVA was going to get dumped by the traders. Price wasn't why I bought.

[Anonymous No.27748520]

I'm dumping my 50 shares of VALE
Down 6.5% on this huehueshit
I shouldn't have bet on brazil doing anything right.

[Anonymous No.27748644]

>>27748491
you think WKHS is still a good buy? I heard they're meeting with usps next week but idk if that's already priced in

[Anonymous No.27748653]

>>27748491
>Price wasn't why I bought.
Was it early onset alzheimers?

[Anonymous No.27748747]

Reminder I have $91 calls on AMD expiring tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27748806]

>>27748644
Long term yeah I can't predict short term price movement. I would take any rumors with a grain of salt.

>>27748653
Yes.

[Anonymous No.27748811]

>>27748420
>maple syrup futures

[Anonymous No.27748849]

>>27748420
>he bought the pajeet bags

[Anonymous No.27749150]

New bread?

[Anonymous No.27749163]

Last thread for today? It's been a pleasure

[Anonymous No.27749182]

We going back to /smg/ then?

[Anonymous No.27749225]

>>27749163
See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27749259]

>>27749150
I got you covered, homey:
>>27749232
>>27749232
>>27749232

[Anonymous No.27749288]

>>27749150
I don’t want to go back. Let’s have a new bread.

[Anonymous No.27749354]

>>27749182
>>27749288

I'm not going back for sure. It's still going at 1 thread/ hour

[Anonymous No.27749431]

>>27733560
$5 max