Cope

[Anonymous No.27725327]

Why did you think you could beat the hedge funds?

[Anonymous No.27726244]

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27726416]

>>27725327
SQUEEZE STATUS:
>NOT SQUOZE
SQUEEZE STATUS:
>NOT SQUOZE
SQUEEZE STATUS:
>NOT SQUOZE

CURRENT ADVISORY:
>FUCKING HODL
IT'S A FUCKING NOBRAINER PAPERHAND NEWFAGS YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.27726467]

>>27725327
Just like a ponzi scheme, WSB reveres the scumbag who started it: DFV. Man I hope the SEC takes him down.

[Anonymous No.27726570]

>>27725327
There will be a massive spike in su.icides this year. Sad

[Anonymous No.27726805]

DON'T BUY
DON'T BUY
DON'T BUY
SELL SELL SELL SELL
DON'T FUCKING HOLD RETARDS
THAT'S YOUR MONEY

[Anonymous No.27726809]

>>27726570
papa elon musk plssss save meeeeeee! That dirty old jew has no sympathy from brain dead nromies unless they are used to fuel the next pump and dump

[Anonymous No.27726823]

Hello, paste-eating apes of WSB,

There is a second wave of GME coming and here’s why: after hearing about you heroes on the news I decided to open an Etrade account (because this is the second time I’ve seen Robinhood freeze its own clientele out of fat gainz), and those funds are taking 5 days to become available. Where am I going to invest? GME.

My point is I cannot be the only one who came late to the party but is ready to keep up the pressure on the hedgefund fuckers and buy GME.

More newbies like myself are ready to buy, get ready for part 2 , hold the fucking line.

[Anonymous No.27727003]

>>27726570
Once news starts breaking of them I’ll be able to fully cope with my stupidity. The cherry on top will be if they have their image on the article and they look like actual soijaks

[Anonymous No.27727092]

>>27725327
mass social engineering by wall street by taking advantage of emotion
right now the only thing keeping the price above $20 is bag holders slowly coping with taking the loss

[Anonymous No.27727287]

>>27726570
good.

[Anonymous No.27727363]

>>27726570
AAAAAAAAH GOOD BILLIONAIRE PLEASE HELP ME FIGHT THE BAD BILLIONAIRES

[Anonymous No.27727567]

>>27725327
>yfw you realize that the only people who made any money off this are the paperhands fags who sold on thursday and friday, who reddit hates

[Anonymous No.27728084]

>>27727567
And other hedge funds lmao

[Anonymous No.27728448]

You may have occupied the street for a few days, but we want our offices back.

[Anonymous No.27729132]

>>27727567
>taking big profits
>paper hands
lmao

[Anonymous No.27729746]

>>27725327

https://www.chicagomaroon.com/article/2021/2/3/uchicago-community-reacts-gamestop-rally-confusion/

Melvin Capital suffered and needed a rich friend to bail them out. A bunch of new people got better trading accounts. New attacks on short stocks can be organized in the future. Let's look up who Kenneth Griffin is.

[Anonymous No.27730881]

>>27725327
>THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.27731005]

>>27725327
>>27726416
>>27726467
>>27726570
>siding with Jews to own da redditorz

[Anonymous No.27731179]

>>27731005
>jews crying
>redditors crying
we literally won regardless of outcome

[Anonymous No.27731229]

>>27726416
Retard

[Anonymous No.27731377]

>>27726416
Uniornically acting like an idiot is why society is falling apart. People don’t like to use their brains anymore.

[Anonymous No.27731621]

>>27731005
only smart nigga here

[Anonymous No.27731626]

>mfw all weekend I told retards to sell their shit GME bags but they just told me I was a kike and held

[Anonymous No.27731784]

>>27731179
rigged market won, which is jewish

[Anonymous No.27731805]

[Anonymous No.27731864]

>>27731626
Ur a kike still holding

[Anonymous No.27731943]

>>27731626
Dude on Thursday I did the same and was called a shill/kike so many fucking times. Oh well, we made our money.

[Anonymous No.27732061]

>>27731626
I tried to warn them too but whatever, their loss kek
I sold near the top

[Anonymous No.27732135]

>>27731005
Melvin is permanently going to keep those social media hires to demoralize forums.

[Anonymous No.27732158]

>>27731864
Only hurting yourself

[Anonymous No.27732398]

>>27727567
This lol fuckin regret not selling last week but I aint losing all my money.

[Anonymous No.27732443]

[Anonymous No.27732564]

>>27732158
Put in what I'm ok losing with huge upside potential not over till its over

[Anonymous No.27732578]

Only time will tell how it plays out mis amigos.

[Anonymous No.27732795]

>>27732564
It just hit the 50s so...it's over.

[Anonymous No.27732916]

>>27726244
>t. squoozer

[Anonymous No.27733046]

>>27731784
we are in a 5d clown timeline
this is /biz/real
be the jew or stay in the gutter
>/biz/real has no right to exist
>our people are persecuted

[Anonymous No.27733210]

>>27727363
ogey

[Anonymous No.27733276]

>>27726570
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.27733396]

>300 is 400% away

[Anonymous No.27733399]

>>27731005
Worth it honestly, redditors are worse than jews, they enable them and are arch-scoundrels of the highest degree.

>If I had but one bullet and were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, I would let the traitor have it.

[Anonymous No.27733479]

Take that, hedgie! My children aren’t going to eat this week but it’s all worth it to be part of the community :)

[Anonymous No.27733580]

>>27725327
>short ladder
they really latched onto that one huh

[Anonymous No.27733678]

>>27727567
Uhhhh the paper handed fags sold as the doomp happened or prior

[Anonymous No.27733822]

>>27733678
Yes retard, before the price doomps, it needs to have poomped

[Anonymous No.27733826]

>>27725327
STILL HOLDING, TONGUE MY ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

[Anonymous No.27733901]

>>27731005
>>siding with Jews
Oh no, did you forget rule #1?

[Anonymous No.27733966]

it has been a beautiful trainwreak from the start

it only gets funnier and sadder as it draws into shit creek station

[Anonymous No.27734074]

>>27733826
Dude? I'm not buying your shit bags. lol Keep them

[Anonymous No.27734263]

[Anonymous No.27734319]

>>27733210
rrat

[Anonymous No.27734382]

>>27727567
nothing paper hands about walking away with over 500% in gains.

[Anonymous No.27734392]

>>27734074
I AM NOT SELLING THEM, TO THE MOON!

[Anonymous No.27734403]

>>27726570
Top kek
>>27731005
As in jews weren't already playing both sides on this?
What's he thinking now?
>Picture related

[Anonymous No.27734439]

>>27731005
>implying that it wasn't jewish longs vs. jewish shorts
LMAO midwit ngmi

[Anonymous No.27734446]

>>27725327
You know at this point I’m not even mad at the Jews, I’m getting so many entertaining keks out of this GME tomfoolery.

[Anonymous No.27734508]

>>27734392
yes I've heard throwing junk into space is pretty common these days.

[Anonymous No.27734515]

>>27731621
>Salty because he lost his savings in a meme.

[Anonymous No.27734529]

>Redditors VS Ivy League Finance Majors
Like kicking a kitten.

[Anonymous No.27734602]

>>27734508
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome
Fun fact

[Anonymous No.27734630]

>>27725327
The retards who did it for a political cause had to realize nothing was going to be accomplished, why anyone did it for more than a big payday should rightfully be bankrupt

[Anonymous No.27735152]

>>27731005
This. I hate reddit but siding with kikes is the most despicable act possible.

[Anonymous No.27735685]

>>27726416
Reddit subhumans status: Squeezed by the big boys like they were a lemonade.

[Anonymous No.27735873]

>>27734263
You know this is all fake right? Nobody could get in at $398, it was there for less than a day and came plummeting back down. The broken heart story just gives it away.

[Anonymous No.27735878]

>>27726416
MONEY STATUS:
>GONE
ANON STATUS:
>POOR

[Anonymous No.27736174]

>>27726570
Do you guys think Musk experiences sexual pleasure by seeing the normies crash and burn, after he set them up?

[Anonymous No.27736181]

>>27725327
>Noooooo you can’t buy stocks you have to “”””invest”””” in meme internet tokens. NO taking about businesses on /biz/!!!! Pajeet SCAMS ONLY

[Anonymous No.27736188]

>>27726467
>WSB reveres the scumbag who started it: DFV.
I revere him. he made me and anyone like me who wasn't greedy and actually paid attention a shitload of money
Oh, you didn't sell on Wednesday (or even on Friday when it was absolutely clear there was no squeeze to be squoze and you'd be carrying bags if you stuck around)?
Then you're fucking retarded.
80 IQ morons shouldn't be investing.

[Anonymous No.27736326]

non-retards did beat the hedge funds. The GME price went to 500. On what planet are these baggies living?

[Anonymous No.27736331]

>>27736188
>Oh, you didn't sell on Wednesday (or even on Friday when it was absolutely clear there was no squeeze to be squoze and you'd be carrying bags if you stuck around)?

My understanding that the squeeze was on Wed. when Melvin closed all their shorts. It was done and over at that point. But most iditos were just getting into it.

[Anonymous No.27736436]

>>27726570
Fake

[Anonymous No.27736454]

>>27727567
I made 3x my initial investment Friday morning get fucked Reddit!

[Anonymous No.27736660]

>>27726823
Lel. I thought of getting in on Tuesday when I found out about it and then saw it would take me 5 days to be able to trade and said fuck that the PnD will be over by then. Can’t believe some retards thought “hey, why not try and buy when there’s no upside and only downside?”

[Anonymous No.27736812]

>>27728084
Based hedgies
FUCK reddit class warrior soibois
FUCK /biz/ pajeetcoin scammers

[Anonymous No.27736886]

>>27732795
dont care not selling not a pussy

[Anonymous No.27736916]

>>27731784
That’s what you get betting against the house

[Chronos No.27737138]

>>27736812
Plz post nose. (They) really do run the world

[Anonymous No.27737485]

>>27736886
That's cool. And you can proudly tell your friends that you lost money "not being a pussy".

[Anonymous No.27737651]

>>27729132
Fuckin this.

Not a profit until you cash it.

[Anonymous No.27737687]

>>27736886
you're something else though

[Anonymous No.27738518]

RIP

[Anonymous No.27738774]

GME bros...

[Anonymous No.27739149]

>>27725327
based reddit

[Anonymous No.27739552]

>>27725327
"lost" 2500~
between amc/nok/gme
haven't sold could crash to 0 but this isn't that much money to lose in the long scheme of things

[Anonymous No.27739554]

>>27727567
Thats me lol. Gonna buy a PS5 from Gamestop with my 5k gains and put the rest into crypto

[Anonymous No.27739799]

>>27727363
Remember what grandpa always said: "Nobody ever got rich by being honest".

[Anonymous No.27740121]

>>27725327
>IT'S FOR THE CAUSE HODL THE LINE!

[Anonymous No.27740220]

>>27733966
Brother Nathaniel

[Anonymous No.27740424]

>It's not about the money, it's about the message

[Anonymous No.27740679]

>>27739552
NOK isn't a meme though - so long as you didn't buy at 9 lol.

[Anonymous No.27741009]

>>27725327
>lost 100+ billion dollars
>I won guise
jews are a funny people, but not nearly as funny as watching you faggots jumping from building when it goes to 10k a share

[Anonymous No.27741209]

>>27740679
6.85 cost average

[Anonymous No.27741270]

>>27731626
still not selling kike

[Anonymous No.27741713]

>>27733966
That’s brother Nathaniel

[hassan aly No.27741806]

literally looks like a shill, fucking nigga scam

> do u think we are full retards here?
>I bought bot ocean tokens and wait for full project for dex trading launch

smart boi knows what tools to use for top trading

[Anonymous No.27741864]

REAL SQUOOZE HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED BEFORE
TRUST THE SQUOOZE
REDDIT WON BY A LANDSLIDE
HEDGE FUNDS COMMITTED MASSIVE MARKET FRAUD
WWB1WBA

[Anonymous No.27741965]

Does anyone think Gamestop will actually becoming a good investment based on all this money that they got as a result of all this. No one will be getting definite gains but I think my one share at 100 could possibly go back to 100 at least in the long run, maybe a year or two. I just bought one share to be safe so I might as well hold it.

[Anonymous No.27742126]

>>27741965
Gamestop doesn't get any fucking money itself unless they issue some new shares which they didn't. They didn't get shit out of this. Maybe some of their insiders did if they dumped but won't affect the business

[Anonymous No.27742358]

>>27725327
ah shit a wojak meme time to pack it in looks like we lost

[Anonymous No.27742462]

>>27726467
why? cause you'll lose your firm some moners?

[Anonymous No.27742490]

>>27741965
when was the last time u bought a hard copy of a game or actually went to a store to buy a console and not just get one online?

i still have my shares of GME but bro if ur not in this for the hope of a squeeze why tf r u here

[Anonymous No.27742523]

>>27742126
Oh okay. I guess maybe I'll hope it goes up to like $70 today or tomorrow and then I will sell, just to lose $30. If it goes to like $40 I'll probably sell too so I only lose $60.

[Anonymous No.27742584]

>>27736188
you sold? fucking kike shill kys

[Anonymous No.27742740]

>>27742490
I was in for the squeeze but the hype is all dead now. Everyone sold when the price stagnated at $300-400 and no one could buy any more stocks on robinhood. How do you win against someone who cheats? The manipulation killed the entire momentum of reaching $500-$1000 imo.

[Anonymous No.27742762]

>>27732061
it didnt even start to pump. b4 500 was b4 they coordinated against us

[Anonymous No.27743099]

>>27742490
any time i buy something? i'm not scared of human interaction like you are anon. i bet you cant wipe your ass with out a google assistant

[Anonymous No.27743380]

>>27742490
what kind of subhuman is afraid of human interactions?

[Anonymous No.27744122]

>>27743380
>thinking people buy games on PS/XBOX/PC online because they are afraid of human interaction
fucking moron dude honestly, keep your penny stock see how far it gets you

[Anonymous No.27744215]

>>27742762
>it went up 10500 % in a month
>it didn't even start to pump
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.27744380]

>>27731005
>one shitty hedge fund going under was going to bankrupt the zog

[Anonymous No.27744564]

>>27744122
I could hold a hunk of shit and it will still go further than you

[Anonymous No.27745707]

>>27736886
Stay strong my friend, these basic bitches never fought for anything in their pathetic lives.
We have a dream, the fight is not over. Don't mind these losers shitting their pants.

[Anonymous No.27745768]

>>27736331
There was never a squeeze. Just a pump and dump generated around a theoretical one, like jews would ever let other jews get caught with their asses out
>>27742584
I have no strong feelings for you besides pity. And laughter.

[Anonymous No.27746098]

>>27726416
didn't the website go down?

[Anonymous No.27746404]

Just cut your losses and look into how negative capitol affects your taxes.

[Anonymous No.27746778]

even if they did "beat" the hedge funds (whatever the fuck that's even supposed to mean) then what? would they suddenly become rich?
so many of these fucktards invested fucking everything into it. retards bragging about holding to elevate their family out of poverty. what the fuck

would a couple of sorts failing somehow make gamestop the next microsoft in their brains?
even if you did get into it, you were supposed to do it with money that you were ready to lose with the only goal being fucking over the sorters. once they were fucked over, then what?

[Anonymous No.27747035]

>>27727567
Bought in at 18, sold just as it peaked 400. Two million net profit.
Thanks reddit.

[Anonymous No.27747061]

>redditors

[Anonymous No.27747115]

>>27725327
I didn’t. I sold at $300 and now I’m rich af

[Anonymous No.27747198]

>>27725327
>dId YoU tHiNk YoU cAn BeAt Da HeDgE fUnDs
Considering that they are going on Msnbc CRYING and saying "have sex incel", No, I don't think we can beat the hedge funds...
I KNOW we can fucking murder them.
All we have to do is buy the stocks you kikes are shorting and HOLD IT TO THE GRAVE.
Invest in $Rope, you degenerate sack of nigger shit

[Anonymous No.27748407]

>>27747198
maximum cope

[Anonymous No.27748652]

>>27747198
Blackrock owns 13% of gamestop stock
Melvin capital is a literal who. they are nothing in the scheme of wall st.

[Anonymous No.27748741]

>>27725327
Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.27748802]

>>27747198
>>27747198
I realized gme was a ponzi scheme for reddit on a dead company when the faggot mods deleted my negative post questioning the hype before it was even media news.

[Anonymous No.27748949]

>>27726570
A dumb fucking cunt and his money are easily parted

[Anonymous No.27749109]

>>27732443
kekd

[Anonymous No.27749310]

the squeeze was indeed squozen

[Anonymous No.27749448]

They did beat hedge funds, though. The issue was not understanding the operational tempo the hedge funds operate on. The hedgies weren't lying when they said they got out of their positions before Friday. Some of them did have to get bailed out by their jew buddies. By Friday all the juice that could be squeezed had been. Everything after that was reddit delusion and retardation.

[Anonymous No.27749457]

>>27748407
>cOpE
Did you get bailed out for that 70 billion you retarded kikes lost yet? Why don't you go back to spamming "Buy Silver goys", you might get a few smooth brains to fall for it.
Shill harder rabbi

[Anonymous No.27749823]

>>27738774
we carry them together.

[Anonymous No.27749874]

>>27749310
They squozed it?

[Anonymous No.27749946]

>>27749310
Thanks for that, that's what I believed to be the case but I didn't know how to find a chart like that.

[Anonymous No.27750192]

>>27733580
>short ladder
>gamma squeeze
they latch onto anything, you can see a huge community of people go through the stages of grief, its too funny

[Anonymous No.27750291]

>>27747198
Made 1k off FDs today with the volatility you created. Thanks! If you can tank it to 10 tomorrow I will be able to retire.

[Anonymous No.27750445]

i honestly cannot believe that fucking idiot called deepvalue or whatever literally held his meme stocks during the dip, that fucking moron lost over 24 million dollars, i will say that again 24. MILLION. DOLLARS. he was literally a multimillionaire for a day and didn't sell because "it's not about the money", please somebody should fucking beat that faggot senseless

[Anonymous No.27750454]

>>27727567
>bought at 50 USD
>sold at 440 USD

[Anonymous No.27750528]

>>27748802
Zoomers first ponzi

[Anonymous No.27750699]

popular twitch overwatch streamer who was boasting about his diamond hands is out

[Anonymous No.27750842]

>>27747198
lmao dumbass tourist bagholder

[Anonymous No.27751197]

>>27726416
>WE CAN BEAT THIS CASINO BOYS!!!! JUST KEEP FEEDING MORE MONEY INTO THE SLOT MACHINES!!!! JACKPOT TOMORROW!!!!

[Anonymous No.27751288]

[Anonymous No.27751292]

>>27751197
If you fill them enough they explode :^)

[Anonymous No.27751489]

>>27747198
I own you bitch, you, your mother, your spawn if you ever have any, your neighbors, even your fucking dog. You are MY personal bitch, goy. And don't you ever forget that, or otherwise next time you walk into the bank to plead to me about your healthcare loans I will have some other goy shoot you in the balls, and make you shoulder that bill too. God bless the NRA, God bless this free country that allows the superior people, God's CHOSEN, straight from Israel, to rule on you subhumans. Mazel tov, bitch.

[Anonymous No.27751663]

>>27726570
He honestly cant keep getting away with pumping coins and then bragging about it while people lose their money.

[Anonymous No.27751701]

I don't understand boomer stocks. Didn't the gigakikes have contracts due on Friday? Why is Reddit still diamond hand rocket rocket rocket posting?

[Anonymous No.27751743]

>>27751288
Lmfao they still havnt capitulated yet, guess that comes at $20

[Anonymous No.27752130]

>>27733399
this. hedge funds don't pretend to save the world while secretly hoping to become millionaires.

all other things being equal, if this were any other forum than reddit, they'd be crying about white privilege and how white people can afford to laugh off six figure losses.

[Anonymous No.27752291]

>>27752130
this proves without any doubt that white/jew leftists are just people who failed at becoming mega capitalists.

[Anonymous No.27752338]

>>27725327
>Make wojack
>Not pink
>All of the things it says are unironically based

Jews can't meme.

[Anonymous No.27752386]

>>27751743
I literally said it in the most sarcastic "just trust me bro my dad works at ninten- wallstreet" and someone still bited. I told him I was just joking because I dont need to know some kid will kill himself tomorrow because of me but its beyond me how stupid these people are

[Anonymous No.27752712]

>>27750454
how much you take home?

[Anonymous No.27752770]

>>27752712
30k

[Anonymous No.27752832]

>>27752770
good boy.

[Anonymous No.27752886]

>>27750699
kek