When did you realize you never should disclose crypto holdings to a female?

[Anonymous No.27716935]

[Anonymous No.27717035]

i realize that i shouldn't tell anybody
my father keeps asking me if i'm a millionare yet

[Anonymous No.27717041]

>>27716935
i made this pepe

[Anonymous No.27717618]

>>27716935
You should have always known better than to discuss you finances with a woman. I always assumed I was born with such knowledge by virtue of having a dick and some balls. I guess I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.27717937]

>>27716935
at what age do girls become gold diggers? i’m 18 and don’t really see it being a thing with the girls that i talk to

[Anonymous No.27718025]

>>27717937
25/27

[Anonymous No.27718269]

Only my parents know how much money I have and that’s because they have plenty of money and I don’t need to worry about them trying to get at my stash

[Anonymous No.27718418]

>>27716935
never disclose it to anyone period.

[Anonymous No.27718449]

>>27716935
dont disclose financials to anyone you fucking mongrel

[Anonymous No.27718621]

>>27717035
I don't even have a father, but at least I have 14k chainlink

[Anonymous No.27718654]

Used to talk about it years ago and now my mom constantly asks if I'm a "bitcoin billionaire" and that she doesn't want to work. I always respond with "muh boating accident"
She even did it in front of company once, I swear if that happens again I'm going to say money isn't polite table conversation and then start ranting about jews

[Anonymous No.27718797]

My wife doesn’t care. “Look hun I made us some money and doubled my investment in a month! Just think of the gains in 2 years!”
“Oh that’s nice sweety”

[Anonymous No.27718844]

>>27718654
I have convinced my mom to put $100 a month into chainlink and gave her $10k worth in case I need bail money.

[Anonymous No.27718953]

>>27718797
doomp

[Anonymous No.27718974]

if you're an alpha you can tell women whatever the fuck you want. they will respect you enough not to demand you waste your crypto on stupid shit. if you're beta, then yeah, keep your mouth shut

[Anonymous No.27718986]

Never disclose anything money-related to a female.

[Anonymous No.27719051]

unless you actually cash out
never tell anyone
anyone

[Anonymous No.27719055]

>>27716935
Knew that before I even knew about crypto

[Anonymous No.27719065]

>>27716935
This is why you get yourself a good one.

>tell gf when I get in
>buy her some Doge for the lols
>tell her around a yeah later he doge is worth ~$50 now
>she want's to keep her doge because doge is cute
>buy her some ARK before the first moon
>she doesn't know what to do
>sell her ARK for her
>give her the ~$2k
>she says she is too scared to stay in now crypto is worth something
>leaves crypto
>doesn't give a shit what I win or lose because she knows everything I have started from $20 and a doge mining rig

I have been talking about putting fiat back in for the first time in ~7 years, she doesn't give a shit I'm talking about $10k.

[Anonymous No.27719082]

>>27718974
Yeah but money changes expectations.

[Anonymous No.27719150]

You should if she's a broken mess that only lives for you and gives you her own money.

[Anonymous No.27719151]

>>27716935
Anyone who didn't automatically know not to do this, is a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.27719156]

>>27717035
Just say you sold at the bottom so he is disappointed

[Anonymous No.27719226]

>>27718269
I tell my parents too because without crypto I'd have no chance to make as much or have as much wealth as them.

[Anonymous No.27719244]

>>27718797
Your wife does that too?
>oh that's nice, anon
>are you gonna do the dishes?
Bitch get excited about something other than a dicking.

[Anonymous No.27719256]

>>27717937
When they start struggling to manage their monthly income and their pointless purchases circa age 22-25 onwards

[Anonymous No.27719313]

Always makes them think you’re broke and give them bomb ass dick. I’m off the thread.

[Anonymous No.27719462]

>>27717618
This, it's basically instinct to hide my finances otherwise you're going to get roped into "why don't we but this other dumb bullshit instead?" conversation

[Anonymous No.27719474]

>>27717937
That's probably because girls your age don't expect you to have money but I've seen young girls go for young guys if they know their family has money. It's usually the most toxic ones though.

[Anonymous No.27719578]

>>27719313
This will end up being the most underrated post in the history of /biz/

[Anonymous No.27719593]

>>27717937
From the moment normal life events impose expenses onwards (aka 16). After that it's just a matter of what they consider "gold". 21 year olds will suck you dry for a good meal and some drinks, 28 year old will expect you to have a paid for house, nice car, and six figure income.

[Anonymous No.27719649]

>>27718986
based

[Anonymous No.27719739]

>>27719474
I'm an older guy that has dated some younger girls that thought being able to goto the pub every night or hire a boat for the weekend meant I was rich.
Somehow the 10yo beat up car didn't give up the game.

[Anonymous No.27719805]

>>27719474
I should have done that. I grew up poor in a rich area and those bitches were going on crazy tropical vacations every year. I want to take the male gold digger pill.

[Anonymous No.27720755]

>>27716935
I should have never mentioned anything about crypto.
>All I did was asking if she bought any bitcoin. >Now she no longer acts as my friend but an XRP schizo who won't stop shilling that shit coin.
>Corrected her that XRP is centralized.
>I got bombarded with nonsense.
>Fuck Ripple.

[Anonymous No.27720982]

>>27717618
well doesn't matter what me personally does or not, I see a lot of reddit and twitter and so on with peopel who fails so just wanna help my fellow anons

[Anonymous No.27721292]

>>27720755
Looks like you dodged a bullet there

[Anonymous No.27721349]

>>27720755
Who is this? Your sister?

[Anonymous No.27721677]

>>27717035
>tell dad I'm a millionaire
>"Son, i am proud. Never tell anyone else how much money you have though, keep it to yourself."
Haven't told anybody since then, people get annoyed sometimes and keep asking since they know I have a bunch of crypto. They don't understand why I don't say, but I've realized there's not much benefit to telling people and it can be used against you in different ways. Plus it takes off pressure, if I were to lose it all, I wouldn't have to explain that to anybody.

[Anonymous No.27722238]

>>27721349
Nah, a friend.

[Anonymous No.27722674]

My gf wants to get in on crypto, but I'm not comfortable advising other people on that, it's one thing if I lose money, but losing someone else's is not something I want to deal with

[Anonymous No.27722833]

>>27722674
Then marry her and manage "our money" instead of "her money" and "my money". Or do you plan on leaving her someday? In which case why are you bothering now?

[Anonymous No.27723128]

>>27722674
Give her a little to play with, that way it's your money.
As for not liking advising people I know that feel, I have been in crypto 7 years and every time it gets on the news my friends getting in for the first time want tips.

[Anonymous No.27723163]

>planning to move in with gf of two years as we both finish uni this year
>she is actually marriage material so I'm going forwards with this
>will split bills between us
>i can afford to live off of passive income on my crypto assets
>been looking for jobs but shit is pretty tight right now
>honestly can't be fucked being a wagie
>income is only going to increase dramatically when Link shoots up later this year

I'm going to have to explain where my money is coming from eventually right?

[Anonymous No.27724149]

>>27720755
you are literally enabling her

[Anonymous No.27724775]

>>27723163
Just make an Onlyfans as a front.

[Anonymous No.27724816]

>>27723163
If you think she might be marriage material tell her and you will know for sure, better to find out now than later.

[Anonymous No.27725281]

>>27716935
My wife knows what we hold. She even decided to put her $600 in stimmy money into Link at $20. You just have to pick the right mate. My wife likes that I'm in charge of our finances. She doesn't have to worry about it then. You guys talk about women like they're objects, when you should be searching for the woman who can become your partner. There is so much hatred on this board for women, but you guys are just picking the wrong women. And before you try to tell me I'll learn my lesson, or all women are whores just know that I've been married longer than most of you have been alive. Now proceed with the name calling.

[Anonymous No.27725347]

>>27724816
Yeah, I'm going to have to tell her about my long term financial plans with my Link holdings. Just need to make sure she knows that I'm not blowing it on stupid shit and that she should keep this info to herself for now. Her family is good, her Father and Grandfather set up a business together and they're really successful, they've instilled good behaviour into her regarding finances so she's pretty frugal.

>>27724775
I don't want people to see my butthole

[Anonymous No.27725502]

>>27716935
Gf of 7 years still has absolutely no idea how much I make at all or what my net worth is. She knows better than to ask too.

[Anonymous No.27725622]

>>27716935
I lost all my crypto in a boating accident. Pic not related.

[Anonymous No.27725639]

>>27725347
I'll give you $10 a month to see your butthole.

[Anonymous No.27725740]

>>27716935
If you weren't born knowing that on an instinctual level you're probably ngmi

[Anonymous No.27725771]

>>27725622
Was it this one?

[Anonymous No.27725937]

>>27725347
Don’t tell her retard.
Just get a hobby. If she asks, say your a day trader.

[Anonymous No.27726001]

>>27717937
>talks to girls
fuck off gay

[Anonymous No.27726037]

>>27716935
I told my gf about eth and she bought at $350 on her bank app kek she basically made more than me in 5months cause i got constantly rugged on uniswap and gave up

[Anonymous No.27726050]

>>27717937
16 since onlyfans dropped, even teenagers try to sell feet pics and other shit nowadays.

[Anonymous No.27726103]

>>27716935
Only my brother knows. Never tell wife or female. You're asking to get robbed

[Anonymous No.27726171]

>>27724149
She think she's on par with Elon Musk by holding Ripple bag. You can't reason with idiots while they are in their crazed outcry.
I learned that it's easier to calm them down first and let them think it over when they go to sleep at night. Then, just remind them what a fool they were at a later time.

[Anonymous No.27726234]

>>27717041
I believe you cuz who would claim to have made the most popular pepe posted on 4chan

[Anonymous No.27726241]

>>27717937
>at what age do girls become gold diggers?
2nd month in the womb. But seriously since the difference between boys and girls become noticeable and they can use it to get stuff with it.

[Anonymous No.27726250]

>>27717937
Girls want to be gazed at by handsome men, which would appear to be great entertainers ,especially sexually, and free of charge since girls want men to pay for the seduction. for instance a girl refuses to pay or work for sex. It's always the man who must pay and amuse the girl . it's the competition. Women do not compete for men


Now it turns out 99% of men are not handsome and worse, women hate when repulsive men even think of having a chance with them.

So the problem for a girl is really her own making: a girl lives a lavish life from the male competition for her, and from this male despair of winning the competition, as usual, some men don't take well the defeat and some men cheat, some men go over the line.

ALL of this is due to the men putting women and their conception at the center of their life.
Men put women on a pedestal only because women benefit from this, women leech off men.

This parasitic life of the female works well on a global scale, but there will always be fuck ups.
This is the price to pay by women-as-a-whole.

Even the life of a woman is not entirely free of charge and the price is just having to deal with the few mean who overstep their bounds.

Although to be fair, when a woman FEELS (and it's all what is relevant) harassed, she starts crying and due to the competitive nature of the female-male relation, the males orbiting her will start defending her free of charge (as usual, men don't have the luxury to make women pay for the male service) and trying to solve her problems.

Males actually love to be disposable. The whole drive of a male is to be acknowledged as being useful. Men are the proletariat.

This is why women are capitalistic and men are communist.

[Anonymous No.27726463]

>>27717937
When they're out on their own. For the most part, that means graduated and no longer able to live freely off mommy and daddy's dime. So mid 20s

[Anonymous No.27726548]

>>27716935
>When did you realize you never should disclose holdings to anyone poorer than you?

[Anonymous No.27726721]

>>27718621
I bought link at $26 am i smart

[Anonymous No.27726767]

>>27717937
Usually spikes after they discover drinking, you have about a year right now where they'll love you for you and not your wallet bro enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.27726794]

>>27720755
Women are emotional and stupid children. What respectable being makes all their decisions based off of feelings and emotions?

[Anonymous No.27726992]

>>27717937
at the age they realize they hate waging, so they search a sugardaddy or just become a housewife to care for the kids.

the only ones that don't care about these options are the ones working in offices gaining enough to do whatever. But they'll also be the ones franatically searching their "superman" at 35 which they won't find so they settle for whatever is left, or they don't have kids and become some bitter wine drinking, catlady hoe.

[Anonymous No.27727156]

>>27726250
No retard women are Communistic males are capetalistic.

[Anonymous No.27727181]

I had one into stocks and it all fucked up :(

[Anonymous No.27727256]

>>27725771
>>27725622
Nope it was the USS Liberty

[Anonymous No.27727282]

Whats so bad about thar? I tell every girl I talk to that Im in crypto lol. Its a flex

[Anonymous No.27727477]

>>27718986
Indeed

[Anonymous No.27727688]

>>27718797
Solid plan anon, when my family puts me in awkward situations ill just flip it on them like that.

[Anonymous No.27727698]

>>27722674
my girlfriend made a 4x with leverage, sadly her portfolio is fucking pathetic and it is hardly anything.
I offered her to trade with some of my stack but she is afraid of losing my money and would rather crab around in three figure hell with risking her own shit

[Anonymous No.27727771]

>>27720755
wait, you found an actual live female XRP schizo, out in the real world? incredible, I didn't think such a thing existed

[Anonymous No.27728312]

>>27719313
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.27728317]

>>27725281
Nah you're right and it's annoying when threads are just incel circlejerks that want to convince themselves of the psychodramas / mommy issues they already felt strongly inclined to hold.

But you have a long term married relationship, it can be different with younger unmarried relationships.

[Anonymous No.27728748]

>>27716935

I show my Blockfolio to my gf every week

[Anonymous No.27728959]

>>27717937
You need to think about what point in their life they are anon, and you will find the answer.
>~18-23 aged girls are looking for fun guys with connections, parties, and yachts, but they probably aren't all too concerned about getting them to marry them. Why would they? The girls still have their 20s to have their "Sex and the city" lifestyle they dreamed of
>from 25-30 and up you are probably going to start seeing typical gold digging behavior with the intent of marriage to lock down a mans assets.

[Anonymous No.27729446]

>>27717937
don't listen to these autistic neets. not all women are gold diggers, not by a long shot

[Anonymous No.27729537]

Why would anyone get married anymore?

[Anonymous No.27729567]

>>27717937
27 is around the age people realize that they're not on the millionaire path and all hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.27729601]

>>27718797
sounds good 2bh, I hate when women talk

[Anonymous No.27729692]

>>27728317
You're absolutely right about that. I also found my wife in a different time. Internet dating wasn't even a thing yet. I really don't think I could have handled the whole swiping for a date thing.

[Anonymous No.27729691]

>>27716935
i always tell me them i'm losing money whenever i'm winning

[Anonymous No.27730114]

>>27723163
lose everything when divorce

[Anonymous No.27730319]

>>27723163
>selling crypto for bills
fuck off moron

[Anonymous No.27730400]

They won't talk to me otherwise, though.

[Anonymous No.27730435]

>get drunk with buddy and tell him about my crypto gainz
>he reveals that hes up to his dick in debt and has been for some time
>now he makes a point of asking me about my crypto whenever we talk
never tell ANYBODY

[Anonymous No.27730447]

>>27716935
>not having autistic high IQ sis' to tell them about the movements in the market and them starting a business with

You will always be loveless incels.

[Anonymous No.27730456]

>>27728317
>50% of marriages end in divorce
>50% of the ones that last are unhappy or staying together for the kids
>15-20% of marriages are sexless
>Men get raped in family court
>Family court is a lottery ticket for women
>Women have 50 bodies and $50,000 in student loan debt once they're ready to "settle down"

hehe i wish these incels would stop noticing things, man up, and find a REAL woman

[Anonymous No.27730481]

>>27717937
Women are gold diggers from day 1. You're just a youngin and they're talking to you for dick, or to gauge long term earning potential. They assume you don't currently have any money.

[Anonymous No.27730782]

>>27720755
>not stopping you, thumbs up bitch
my lord you are the most beta supportive reply texter ever. friendzoned for eternity with game like that, in fact just give up and become a wizard or resign yourself to paying for pussy, pussy

[Anonymous No.27730788]

>>27730447
Fuck this is like my sister except she refuses to engage with me at all on this stuff
>that's boring anon let's talk about <cultural marxism> instead

[Anonymous No.27730857]

>>27729537
Yeah. Women have 100% of the power in marriage. There's absolutely nothing stopping them from divorce raping you. A snap of the fingers and your life is over.

[Anonymous No.27730879]

>>27726767
It's not even to drain you dry to afford their alcoholism. They need money for drinks solely to post on social media so her friends can see that she had mimosas today and they didn't. Everything they do is just to show off to other women. How do we fix this?

[Anonymous No.27730978]

>>27730879
>How do we fix this?
By nuking social media and banning smart phones.