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27702539 No.27702539 [Reply] [Original]

Es em gee but without the ADHD.

Just slow down and enjoy the comf.

>> No.27702620
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Sneed

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>>27702539
thanks fren, now i'm /comfy/, doing a bit of market research to look for good entries

>> No.27702735

>>27702539
hello frens. looking foward to riding CRSR to 45.

>> No.27702844

>>27702647
Same. I usually try to find SPACs and biomemes with upcoming catalysts, but nothing currently.
So I just put tehe money into growthmemes (like GEVO and some growth mbiomemes) for now.

>> No.27703101

What was the other SPAC besides CCIV that is rumored to merge with Lucid?

>> No.27703555
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YOU PUSH IT

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hello??

>> No.27704456

What is a good buy today sirs?

>> No.27704627

Buying AMD on X5 leverage
Might try to daytrade SAVA.

>> No.27704676

Reckon CRSR will do well after earnings?
I feel like they should but I can't think of anything in particular that would give them good returns.
Maybe people have been buying their shit to gaym during lockdown.

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Good morning frens.
Any fellow VGAC bro ready to hold trough the now confirmed merger (23andme)?
>+15% in pre as we speak

>> No.27705124

>>27704627
Surely SAVA is done moving right?

>> No.27705159

>>27705124
buying it looks a bit suicidal for sure

>> No.27705189

>>27704627
what entry point are you looking at for AMD

>> No.27705208

>>27705124
Yes. It is nothing more than a gamble at this point at which I will lose a lot of money.

>> No.27705301

>>27705124
>SLOLVO8L
Why does your ID look like a CS1.6 username?

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>>27704148

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>When you play Mario Sunshine before market open

>> No.27705723

am i just getting old that /smg/ feels too fast. it doesnt feel comfy at all these days. especially around this time

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>>27705723
The Reddit GME shitfest has brought in a lot of tourists from both Reddit and Reddit 2.0 (also known as /pol/).

>> No.27705906

>>27705723
No, there's a bunch of reddditors and hedgefundie tourists ever since GME. It's feels like another 2016 event happened.

>> No.27706100

>>27705723
Nah, smg was always a bit fast during market hours. It's gotten only 1.5x worse.
But the cmg idea is absolutely great. Now I can do my dayjob while shitposting on 4chan.

>> No.27706307

>>27702844
STPK & GRAMF

>> No.27706454

>>27706307
>STPK
I'm already in GEVO, thats enough greenmeme exposure
>GRAMF
I'm still extremely skeptical about dudeweed stocks. They were a great buy just before the Election, but it's way pumped right now.
People will realize sooner or later that there is a reason it's called weed. Like... it's harder to kill it than to grow it.

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>>27702539

>> No.27706784

I-I'm starting to have second thoughts on the suicide SAVA play. Maybe I won't do it after all.

>> No.27706871

>looking to move to a new job
>VP position in IT at a financial institution
>I would have to declare all the share trades I've made and do make.
Oh no no no, this isn't comfy at all.

>> No.27706986

>>27703555
Plot twist: this is actually divfren and you will know him by his regularity.

>> No.27707077

>>27706871
haha, fuck that.

>> No.27707174

>>27706784
Go in on ATOS instead.

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>>27706871

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>>27707174
Atossa Therapeutics: talk to me

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>>27707307
>>27707077
>what made you buy such a large amount of shares in an obscure pharmaceutical company... erm Corbus Pharmaceuticals Holdings inc?
>How did you know the share price would take off like it did?
>An anonymous user on a mongolian basket weaving forum told me about them
>and you would trust a stranger on the internet? no no, it's far more likely you saw some insider information from here. suspended without pay until we investigate the outcome.
>also, what did you mean it smells like curry? Rajesh in HR would like to know...

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>think my stock is going to start to decline
>sell it
>make a small profit
>immediately begins to climb again
>...

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>see all the fidelity shilling from uk and us anons
>decide to open an account since even though i didn't buy memes i didn't like that ibkr restricted stuff
>find out that they don't even support international trading in the uk
what is the point? that's not comfy, quite glad i never closed the ibkr account, at least i can close the fidelity one

>> No.27708009

>>27706871
>sir you appear to have invested all your money in bitcoin and "chunky salmon"
>I'm afraid we'll have to decline our offer at this point

>> No.27708118

>>27707908
I mean "I read it on 4chan" sounds a lot like parallel construction.

>> No.27708213

>>27706871
>it says here that you've invested in a large number of positions
>and
>oh my
>this is a considerable amount of losses
>we arent sure you will the right fit for our company

>> No.27708228

Sirs can we please do the pumping on BTWN today please for the needful sirs my Tuk Tuk is kill and need the mooning sirs please.

>> No.27708363

>>27707960
I just want a non US broker that's non/low commission and who offers options.

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ah good mornin lads
eyes on CRSR today
also, think SAVA has peaked?

>> No.27708548

>>27708428
I see you liked my cat reaction pic I saved like 12 years ago.
Good taste.

SAVA is an absolute gamble.

>> No.27708564

>>27707960
>>27708363
dont you understand they are just trying to protect you from yourself

>> No.27708570

>>27704676
exactly. CRSR is probably a good long term pick, but given that it's been on the market for about 6 months, expect earnings to prove that it's not a flash in the pan

>> No.27708575

>>27708118
>No no it's not I swear, look, here are my Apu folders and my Soijack folders to prove it!

>> No.27708706

>>27708575
I have somewhere close to 1,000 unique Apus saved now :)

>> No.27708756

>>27708570
I own corsair products and I like them, same with logitech. I hold some just cus I like them. If they moon or start to dip I sell them and upgrade my gear with the profits. It's like a rewards card lmao.

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>>27708564
i don't even trade options, i do comfy long-term investments and dividends, i don't touch margin either; all i want is a low commission broker that isn't going to restrict trading on something because it goes up or down (halts are different)

again i didn't touch the meme stocks, but i don't feel too comfortable trading with brokers that willingly restrict instruments, given it will just happen again, and perhaps might be something i own that fucks me over

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>>27707959
>make a small profit
based

>> No.27708913

>>27706871
Just tell them that a good investor never tells his tactics ;)

>> No.27709038

>>27707959
If you're in something for the short term then learn how to read price action, I'm not saying study it for years and basically become a price action trader, just learn the basic stuff so you'll know how to actually read a chart. Blindly selling and buying is just bad

>> No.27709075

Since it's a gamble I might as well flip a coin.
0-4 Buy SAVA
5-9 Buy ATOS
repeating digits long ROPE

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Battle of 45 imminent for CRSR

>> No.27709435

So the worldwide chip shortage is a real thing. Wars have been started over spices in the past and oil in the present. Will semiconductors be the next commodity shortage that causes a war? TSM is in on a huge thin red line right now.

>> No.27709575

IM OKAY READY OPEN THE MARKET PLEASE

>> No.27709590

>>27702539
>Niggers ignores me about atos yesterday
>It's mooning
See you on the other side faggots

>> No.27709679

Good morning comfy frens :)

>> No.27709688

So is cmg the new smg?

>> No.27709710

>>27709435
>tfw about to be conscripted to fight in the graphics card wars
What a time to be alive.

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I am very excited to watch the lines today

>> No.27709880

Today is the day I can sell AUPH :^)

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>>27709688
it's the smarter, non-reddit version that does actual investing, so yes
>>27709710
>>27709435
>/cmg/ may one day fight each other to the death so lil zoomzoom can play his esports titles

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>Oh God, he's posting it again.

>> No.27710025

>>27709435
No, the shortage was caused by an exceptional situation and it will be over by the end of the year.

>> No.27710032

>>27709829
Most of my picks are looking good PM.
And I can finally buy into the chonky fish stock meme.

>>27709880
Buying AUPH was such an idiotic move for anyone not already in it before the announcement. Baby's first biomeme.

>> No.27710059

>>27709710
>>27709881
I'm serious though. Semi-conductors are in everything now and the world's most important manufacturers are located in high tension, strategically important countries.

>> No.27710169

>>27710059
>>27710025
I mean once china actually annexes Taiwan, the shit will hit the fan for sure.

>> No.27710180

>>27709688
For now

>> No.27710211

Is Yellen going to take away our only chance at making it?

>> No.27710241

>>27710169
Realistically they can't annex Taiwan tho. But yes a potential war there will cause a huge shortage.

>> No.27710260

>>27710032
I'm happy for you, deciding whether to buy more fish or start buying some ARKQ

thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajgeaOt_HTQ

>> No.27710326

>>27710211
Yes. You will eat the mutated fish. You will own nothing and you will love it.

>> No.27710353

>>27710032
I was in before the spike but believed AUPH shill about his price target.

>> No.27710364

>>27710169
given the heavy reliance on such locations, i'm sure international locations would be eager to support them given they've got too much to lose; though i'm quite certain many would just bend over and let china fuck them with new deals or something if they agree to not retaliate

>> No.27710384

>>27710169
What do you mean "I mean"?

>> No.27710541

>VIX
>anons were posting last night about hitting their ATH's after going negative
>complete denial that the line can ever go down
Yeah I'm thinking the top is in.

>> No.27710555

>>27710353
I immediately sold once it started going down. No regrets.
The buyout was obviously stocktwits-tier info.

>>27710384
It's just a phrase. Like "You know".

>>27710364
I think it's more realistic that companies will start to flee Taiwan and create factories elsewhere once things heat up. And once China actually does something stupid we will be okay.

>> No.27710561

>>27710364
Not the US. That move would not be accepted as the end of matters (nor should it) and the US would be forced to retaliate to protect Japan and SK among others

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I'm looking pretty sexy PM, aren't I?

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Why do women love receiving roses?

>> No.27710666

>>27710561
>He doesn't know

>> No.27710679

>>27710541
Go back to /pol/. This is comfy thread, no place for schizoid ramblings and Technical Astrology.

The top will be when the Fed starts talking about inflation and interest.

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>>27710541
nice candle

>> No.27710734

>>27710628
Propaganda

>> No.27710792

>>27706454

GEVO looks extremely pumped up, doesn't seem to safe to just jump into.

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Hey guys, the market opened.

>> No.27711038

>>27710679
>He thinks the Fed won't pull the plug with no warning
Naive.

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>>27710986

>> No.27711074
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>>27710986
cool

>> No.27711083

QCOM on sale but I'm reluctant to buy at open.

>> No.27711132

Just FOMO'd into ATOS.

>> No.27711424

>>27711132
why not wait for the inevitable pullback after the gap up from pm and open?

>> No.27711435

holy fuck SAVA

>> No.27711490

>>27711424
I set a limit buy, haven't actually bought in yet.

>> No.27711561
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>AQB

>> No.27711573

MVIS dipping today btw

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>>27709435
Bullish for ACEV

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>>27711561
Shouldn't have trusted bear food.

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>POWW
BLM month is gonna be yuge.

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>>27711708
Very comfy right now

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CLF tranny hasn't posted.

somethings wrong bros

>> No.27712064

>>27712011
Hopefully part of the 41% now.

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Bought the AQB dip, 33% cash atm.

Thanks AHT shill

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HorseChads our time is neigh.

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I keep waiting for RIDE to dip a bit so I can buy more of it but it keeps mooning

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>>27712193

>> No.27712359

>>27712222
Same but with WKHS.

>> No.27712527

>>27709038
Recommended sources, knowledgeable Anon?

>> No.27712590

>>27712359
i think it will go below 30 and im putting my house on it then

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They will never leave us alone

>> No.27712749

Got any dips today to buy?

>> No.27712787

>>27712616
>Recoomendatoins

>> No.27712805

BTWNboys lets pump this absolute beauty of a gem to the moon sirs. The needful needs doing.

>> No.27712833

>>27712616
i can see where they put their diversity hire

>> No.27712966

>>27712283
>>27712193
Horsechads!
>>>/r9k/62171151

>> No.27712972

PLTR eoy estimates?

>> No.27713067

>Fidelity Magellan Fund (FMAG) going live today as an ETF
I wonder what Peter thinks about that.

>> No.27713069

>>27712527
For basic knowledge just look up some youtube videos

>> No.27713113

>>27713069
What indicators though?

>> No.27713254

>>27713113
rsi
macd
long and short sma

>> No.27713359

>>27713067
what's the expense ratio?

>> No.27713366
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>>27712972
>buying stock of a company that in 17 years never turned a profit

>> No.27713396

>AQB down 10%
I shouldn't laugh at people who are suffering
but
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.27713445

>>27712527
Not him, but I think these may be helpful, fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ulu0jZCJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH84ppzmq9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ulu0jZCJI

>> No.27713472

>>27712972
despite what every idiot said, PLTR lock up expiry happened. It’s a long hold now. Forbes said after earnings report, which happened. Makes sense why it dropped from 45 to 32 in 4 days

>> No.27713520

>>27713396
BUY THE DIP MUTANTSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.27713543

>>27713396
I never bought any it was just fun fish posting

>> No.27713542

>>27713445
Oops, third one was meant to be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSodVlB47tk

>> No.27713725

>>27713472
Lockup ends feb 19 you dolt

>> No.27713804

>>27713396
you won't be laughing when the 10ft tall mutant salmon break down your door

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>>27713396
>Thought I bought the dip
Oh fuck, it's just starting

>> No.27713948

>>27712972
It's one of those companies that is memed up so much for various reasons but if you look though the fundamentals it's pretty bad. At this point you can't really estimate a eoy.

>> No.27714061

>>27702539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hEJzBRYQk0

>> No.27714073

thoughts on AMD dipping into the end of this week?

>> No.27714163

>>27714073
I'll be pretty disappointed if it goes further down. No reason at all for this shit to happen other than TSMC scares.

>> No.27714292

>>27714163
im looking to enter just waiting to see what this does. been trading sideways for a week or so

>> No.27714311

r-red market in the morning anons warning

>> No.27714407

>>27713445
Thank, fren. Appreciate you and your help.

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>MVIS dipped and then it moon at 4%
>I didn't manage to buy it

>> No.27714522

>>27702539
Lads i was using iqOption for trade/crypto but i dont like it. What app should i move to?

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Yep, I'm thinking today is a don't check my portfolio and just go outside kinda day.

>> No.27714972

>liquidate some of my trash
>put that into my winners
>my winners start dropping
I've contaminated the well haven't I.
I need to sell it all or I'll never be a fat cat.

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>>27714892
I have a physics exam tomorrow and I haven't studied shit.
Too busy looking at buying opportunities.

>> No.27715071

>>27712616
>Fuck your freedom of speech and your property rights (right in the pussy)
t. FINRA

>> No.27715205

Occasional reminder that Overstock will be 200 EOY
Thanks for listening.

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that feel when you sell your position. and you are sitting 100% cash waiting to buy the dip

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>>27713113
You don't need indicators for short term plays, if the stock you have is pushing all time highs then either put a FIB on your chart and sell at major targets (unreliable but works), or sell as soon as you notice that price fails to get above a level. That's the reason I have a short on GME, if you look at pic related you can clearly see how price action works even on heavily influenced pump and dumps. They made an all time high, dumped, tried to re-test the high, failed, tried to re-test the re-test (this is where you short) and if they fail to get above that it usually indicates that they will go down to test the first dump again, which GME obviously did.
So if your stock makes an all time high and you notice that it fails to get above previous levels, that's when you could sell. Indicators like RSI is useless because they will simply show you that the stock is overbought, even though the stock might move higher for days or weeks before it actually dumps

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>>27715242
/cashgang/

>> No.27715678

>>27715242
problem with that is you don't know when the dip will happen. 1month, 2, 3? a year?
There's really no clear catalysts at the moment.

>> No.27715828

>>27715678
/biz/ being golden bullish is all the catalyst you need.

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>>27715461

>> No.27716339

>>27715678
>>27715828
when i start seeing the pink bois being posted round here ill know its time

>> No.27716446

>>27715245
Thank you. A bit of what you said is beyond me for now but will screenshot and revisit once I have more knowledge behind me.

>> No.27716640

>>27716339
It's the opposite. When /biz/ is all green talking about the golden bullrun and it never ending you know the top is close. If you wait until the sea of pink you're too late.

>> No.27716663

Someone shill me ACEV, I keep hearing about it. Why is this a buy?

>> No.27716695

>>27715245
how low do you see it going?

>>27716640
how would one buy the dip before the dip?

>> No.27716967

>>27716695
I didn't see the obvious signs back in late Feb early March to move into more cash. I'm not making that same mistake again.

>> No.27717015

Well, just sold my last GME shares. Held a bit too many for a bit too long trying to escape on a dead cat bounce, but still made a cool $80k throughout this whole fiasco

>> No.27717371

>>27717015
congrats. but why didnt you sell at 400+

>> No.27717475

>TSLA down
Nice, time to buy calls if it reaches 800 again.

>> No.27717580

>>27717371
I did, i sold in chunks, sold most between 250-450. I just held about 20% too long.

>> No.27717591
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>MSFT finally dumping
i knew it was coming eventually. now my condor can feast

>> No.27717601
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That market buying on WKHS.

>> No.27717735

>>27717601
Still waiting on horsie to dip below $30 so I can buy.

>> No.27717783

>>27717735
I will sell you 10 of mine for $500.

>> No.27717831
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Can't decide between TSLA and NET, Elon Musk is such a dipshit redditor I can't trust anything he touches

>> No.27717865
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>>27717783

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>>27717783
$500 each.

>> No.27717921

>>27717831
neither is the real option anon

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>>27717783
>>27717735
Don't do it that's like almost $50 a share.

>> No.27718069
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ZIOP mooning? i dont believe it

>> No.27718077

>>27717950
that picture kek

>> No.27718194
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i would like to thank you all for taking
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
i might post this a couple more times so more people can see it, but this will be the last one unless something ridiculous happens. see you all for round 2

>> No.27718402
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Total noob here

I made a Webull account for the memestock hype last week but the application process too so long I missed the window. LUCKILY.

I have 100$ in the account. What the fuck should I spend that on for babby's first stock portfolio?

>> No.27718563
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>>27718402
Read Peter Lynch's books. Lurk for 6 months.

>> No.27718672

>>27718402
get at least 10k
then
>>27718563

>> No.27718705

the horse is about to hit 40$

>> No.27718720
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>>27718563
Will do, but until then what should I drop a cheeky 50$ in?

>> No.27718812

>>27718720
Job interviews.

>> No.27718859
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>>27718720
a length of rope

>> No.27718870

Is SQ just a meme?

>> No.27718926

>>27716663
SPAC thats merging one of the fastest growing semiconductor company

>> No.27718936

The GOOS is loose.

>> No.27719381
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i still feel bad for the apu gme retard poster bros. he's only made $20 back

>> No.27719419

Dividends are pretty comfy desu
Only up to about $650 a year but now that I've got some stocks on DRIP my little snowball is rolling, I just need it to be an avalanche eventually
Thank you for reading my blog post

>> No.27719505
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27719505

HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$ HORSE 40$

>> No.27719812
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27719812

ATOSbros... Are we comfy? What are your price goals? This monthly candle is beautiful

>> No.27719818

>>27718720
1 gamestop share

>> No.27719907

Suck chink controlled shittoken instead. Nice decision fren. This guys try to beg you to invest in their trash pool. Don’t believe them if you aren’t a dumper. Follow Poolz, modern DeFi with nft. You will thanks me later

>> No.27719921

>>27703101
IPOF. The majority of FinTwit is on the side of CCIV.

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>*knock knock knock*
>Hello?

>> No.27720029

>>27719419
dividends are bullshit unless you are investing 100k+

>> No.27720141

>>27716446
No problem, it might seem complicated but it's actually pretty simple stuff that will get stuck in your brain as soon as you learn the basics

>>27716695
>how low do you see it going?
My final target for GME is in the 20 range, I don't know when but I do believe GME will re-visit ~210.. there's just no way we will leave behind a 25% daily gap on the chart

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>>27719505
thanks, just sold my covered calls

>> No.27720148

>>27719907
fuck off paki.

>> No.27720389

>>27719907
>(((decentralised finance)))
>it's just centralised shittoken pump and dumps with $80 fees
no thanks

>> No.27720446

POWW fellers
i feel great right now, double my money

>> No.27720509
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Listening to the coping gme discord stream is fuckin gold.
>it can't go any lower!
>diamond hands!
>It's on sale!

>> No.27720537

>>27720029
dividends on 100k can make rent in low cost areas (think 400 a month)

>> No.27720545
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I don't know if you guys remember but I once posted about how my dad has $300k cash in a safe. Had an argument with him the day after I posted and told him that he's already lost like $60k to inflation since 2010 and he started panicking about what to buy with them. Asked him for an update today and he says that he changed his mind and will keep them cash as "inflation isn't real".
He's 55 years old. Any legal way I can get rid of him? Like call a psych ward and claim he's nuts or some shit?
Jesus fucking christ. What's worse is that he has around $900k in appartments/land in a third world shithole like Lebanon which is facing one of the toughest economic crisis the country has seen in forever.
I won't be getting a dime will I? I guess it's time to cut contact and build my own wealth now, though I doubt I'll ever reach his numbers through sheer hard work.
Sorry for the blog I just needed to let things out. I shouldn't even feel entitled to his money and yet greed always gets the better of me.

>> No.27720547
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Everything except my shit stocks are mooning

>> No.27720554

Too late for WKHS calls or should I buy some puts?

>> No.27720560

>>27719999
I hate this little green fucker so much.

>> No.27720612

i am NOT catching that qcom knife

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>>27720560

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>>27720560
you aren't from around here, are you, fren? i suggest you leave now

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>>27720389
>$80 fees
>$2 transaction
tHe fUtUrE Of fInAnCe

>> No.27720885

>>27720612
damn, i bitched out in the 70 to 80 range last year

>> No.27720975

>>27720029
Gotta start somewhere, I'm young and don't have that kind of money yet

>> No.27720996

Should I get out of TSM? I have a lot of money in it...

>> No.27721182

>>27720545
Sometimes old people have accidents.

>> No.27721187
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>>27702539
so I lost £60 from investing in NOK at $5.
I am glad because I still have my money and I also have learned a valuable lesson; take a breath, don't chase FOMO and be patient.

Thanks, for the experience, /biz/.
Are you proud of me?

>> No.27721216

>>27720996
Why

>> No.27721243

>>27720996
>should i get out of the godtier bluechip that is the gateway to future tech?
yeah, be my guest

>> No.27721384

>>27706871
At least you arent at one that requires you to not trade individual shares and can only choose from a list of allowed etfs and shit.
Thanks god accounting hasnt figured out crypto

>> No.27721470

>>27721182
Last time I posted something similar, the cops came knocking on my door.

>> No.27721501

>>27721384
Holy shit - is that even legal? Almost sounds like feudalism.

>> No.27721511

>>27720996
Think China's gonna come knocking soon?

>> No.27721517
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>>27720509
..... Hmmmm

>> No.27721602

>>27721470
Sometimes law enforcement have accidents.

>> No.27721639
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>>27721602
Oh no no no no

>> No.27721749

>>27721501
Yes. It's to stop """insider trading"""".

>> No.27721753
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>>27720509
I'M FUCKING RUIIINNNNEEEEDDD

>> No.27721821
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LMT bros...we fucked up...

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>>27721602

>> No.27721838

would it be a good idea to buy UVXY shares then sell weekly covered calls on days where the IVs spike?

>> No.27721900
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waiting for a zillow entry

>> No.27721914
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>>27721517

>> No.27721940

>>27720545
cash is more valuable than electronic money

>> No.27721960

>>27721821
>boeing
and coincidentally had its first fatal incident

>> No.27722021

>>27720545
Dude rash action is always how these situstions go tits up. Take a chill pill and reapproach it with a clear mind, the best thing to do is to keep talking with your dad.

>> No.27722033

>>27721821
FUCK

>> No.27722050

>>27721753
from pic related to that in under a week

>> No.27722119

>>27721182
>>27721602
Sometimes ungrateful sons have accidents

>> No.27722260

>>27722119
yeah? i've been waiting for years for my one-way ticket to paradise

>> No.27722287

Tomorrows going to be red right, I can't remember the last time we had a green friday

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>>27722050
woops

>> No.27722369

>>27722119
Sometimes anonymous image board users have accidents

>> No.27722487

>>27722369
Not gonna lie, I've pooped my pants because I was watching my line so hard.

>> No.27722592

So are we going to make a firm end to cmg or is it just going to continue in the shadows until it bleeds out over time? I've been in the mother thread all day and it seems like it's pretty much back to normal.

>> No.27722614

>>27721182
>>27721602
>>27722119
>>27722369
we soft shilling insurance now?

>> No.27722681

>>27722592
still a ton of retarded newfags in there

>> No.27722726

>>27721940
Only if you need to pay for something in the immediate future with that specific amount, though. Keeping 300k in literal cash indefinitely is dumb as hell unless you're Tony Soprano.
>plot twist: anon's dad is a Lebanese Tony Soprano

>> No.27722730

>>27722592
id say after the close tomorrow seems like a good time to kill it

>> No.27722822

>>27722592
Not even thought to check it, though the OP is still made by that autistic Lum faggot. I guess some things never change.

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>>27722487

>> No.27722877

>>27722592
>>27722730
Imma remake it every day when it goes too fast. I'm okay with there being only like 200 posts a day. Lets me do some other work while I can come back for some new posts every once and a while.

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>>27721602
Hello FBI agents, everything I ever posted on this website is satire and does not represent me or my personal values. Thank you for reading.

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>DXY strong bounce
>10 year yield too large of move up this week
>another 779,000+ first time unemployment this week
>economy in free fall
>markets all time high

>> No.27723136

>>27722592
it should never end and serve as the more real group for comfy bros to discuss investing while /smg/ chases pumps and goes through 10 threads an hour

>> No.27723146

>>27722592
I was in there earlier and someone unironically asked what FOMO was.
I'm gonna stay here tyvm

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27723169

Now this is comfy

>> No.27723268

>>27722822
>>27722592
kek, I can get him to bite everytime.

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>>27723108
Hello FBI agents, everything I have ever posted on this website is NOT satire and completely represents me AND my personal values. Thank you for reading.

>> No.27723360

>>27722726
The funny thing is that my grandmother (dad's own mother) managed to save up $150,000 in Lebanese money before the civil war and never bought anything with them, she just kept them in a a safe adding little amounts at a time. Then the Lebanese Lira collapsed and her money could literally (quite fucking literally) only buy bread because of the inflation after the civil war. Everyone including my dad laughed at her and was pissed that she didn't do anything with the money and now the fucker is repeating that very same mistake without having learnt his lesson from his mother.
Jesus boomers are retarded.

>> No.27723393

>>27723169
Why do you just spam and never engage in actual discussion? Are these screenshots yours or your brothers?

>> No.27723394

>>27723124
Maybe the people who lost their job didn't contribute much to the economy.

>> No.27723428

>>27723169
how're you doing clf tranny? did you dilate yet today? what're you looking into buying outside of clf?

>> No.27723486

>>27722592
i think keep cmg going for now if you can

>> No.27723523

>>27722487
It's ok bro I once shit myself on a roadtrip and had to throw my poo covered cargo pants into the woods

>> No.27723576

>>27722342
sounds like cope to me

>> No.27723578

why did this make me laugh, lol. Fuck seething nolinkers

this idiots still try to provide their shitty tokens
lmao

and they believe that this will works, what a dumpers

I just use poolz finance and their staking tools, presale will be soon and I will get great $$

>> No.27723595
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i took a risky gamble and lost bros..
the market sure is a cruel mistress

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>>27722877
checked & thanks
sounds like there's an appetite for it regardless

>> No.27723765

>>27721821
Those doesn't compete with the ones LMT develops though, the F-15EX will just replace the outdated F-15C/D. F-35 sneaks in to track/spot, F-22 shits on everything in the air, while the F-15 brings in the heavy load on ground targets. Or in more shitty countries you will have the F-16 teamed up with the F-15. Pentagon would never do anything to hurt their baby LMT

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I want to kill myself. I bought this biomeme at 3 and sold at 6 for crabbing. I knew it was a gem but I was disillusioned with the market

Now it's 16, I seriously want to rope myself

>> No.27723864

>>27723595
Quaaack

>> No.27723871

>>27723793
hindsight is always 2020 bro
just dont worry about it

>> No.27723907

What is the best thing to look for when scouting stocks? Dips, right?

>> No.27723937

>>27723864
Is duckposter now pushit poster? Never see them in the same thread....

>> No.27723944

>>27704148
sir

>> No.27723962

>>27723793
at least you didn't lose money, be fucking grateful

>> No.27723980

Anyone in stable(ish) biomemes with upcoming Q1 results here?
Thinking LCTX, FREQ and SEE

>> No.27724050

>>27723907
A cool ticker name.

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>>27723793
I bought VXRT at 10, seen it at 26 and sold it at 10. Shit happens bro. You live and learn.

>> No.27724181

>>27724050
That's unironically why I bought PHAG last Friday. Served me well. Sold on Monday I'm not a silver schizo.

>> No.27724547

what happened to /ptg/? why did they die out

>> No.27724590

>>27724050
I bought UUUU last June because the ticker made me chuckle and that worked out extremely well. This is probably sound advice. I also bought MSEX for this same reason and that made money too.

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>>27724050
I'm buying $PENISK, and you?

>> No.27724662

>>27723124
AHHHHHH!!!
10 year yield just went negative!

>> No.27724749

>>27724067
>>27723962
Yeah, on top of that I got shaken out of ATOS.

>> No.27724768

>>27724620
>icelandic corona
How exotic.

>> No.27724963

>>27724749
I held on to VXRT becasue I didn't want to get shaken out.
You have to evaluate your strategies over at least 5 plays. You don't give up after the first two coin tosses either.

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>>27724662

>> No.27725043

>>27724662
This is comfy zone.
Oooo & Aaaa strictly forbidden.

>> No.27725094

>>27724547
not sure, but im starting it back up starting next week. hopefully by then the memes will stop flooding the catalog

>> No.27725137

>>27724662
Bullshit

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>>27725137
Very slightly. I'm not too worried.. yet.

>> No.27725315

>>27724547
It got invaded by tanker and bioshit baggies.

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>finally figure out how to do spreads through my broker
>can finally embrace the crab through theta gang
comfy

>> No.27725417

>>27724662
TSLA just dropped 20% wtf

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>>27725396
welcome fellow theta jew

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Most of my money is tied into one stock's options so there isn't much I can do at this point. Stand to walk with maybe a 4x should it go as expected. What am I supposed to do to distract myself? It'll likely be 7 to 9 months before the multibagger reaches the price target I expect.

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Uh oh, F bros.

>> No.27725855

>>27725305
Already back up.

>> No.27725857

>>27725606
get addicted to bongs

>> No.27725864

>>27725741
tsm bros looking BULLish as fuck

>> No.27725966

>>27725741
>Holding a single letter stock

>> No.27726020

>>27725855
Money printer must just have briefly skipped a beat.

>> No.27726310

>SAVA less than $70

>> No.27726365

>>27726310
I'm glad I didn't FOMO for once.

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made this for AQB anon

>> No.27726466

>>27725396
now is the hard part, timing entry, choosing strikes and exp dates

>> No.27726505

>>27726310
Buy when it levels out. The traders are leaving.

>> No.27726726

>>27726310
>sold at 110
Comfy, truly.

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>WKHS is dragging the rest of my portfolio up
When am I supposed to sell this shit again?

>> No.27727465

>>27727338
$500.

>> No.27727836

>+0.09%
Looks like I'm buying lunch today boys, what do you want?

>> No.27727890
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27727890

i should've bought more SOXL this morning

>> No.27728100

>>27727836
a hug from you anon

>> No.27728115

>>27727338
After two crab days. No really.

>> No.27728120

>>27727836
A sharebox of mcnuggies pls.

>> No.27728157

>>27727836
i'll take a blade of grass, if that's not asking for too much on such a high budget... i wouldn't want to be greedy

>> No.27728291

anyone baking?

>> No.27728320
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27728320

Real talk: I wanna buy into the chonky fish meme, BUT they just announced the dilution, no details yet. Do I wait for the details and date to come out and buy the real dip, or is this it?

I almost did not buy the GEVO dip because I thought the dilution would happen on Friday when in fact it happened over the week.

>> No.27728343
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Feels comfy holding this

>> No.27728727

>>27728320
>AQB
Smells fishy to me.

>> No.27728833

>>27728291
>>27728810
yes

>> No.27729097

>>27723793
Don't worry about it. At least you didn't lose money. I'm down 70% on a dumb memestock.

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>>27724590
Based.