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WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.27689948

Get in or stay poor.

>> No.27689960
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>>27689882
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27690023

>>27689882
SMIMEN MADE THIS POSSIBLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

>> No.27690082
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>>27689882
HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHA MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

>> No.27690108

>>27689882
What the fuck why isn't Dogecoin on a dex?

I'm not making another fucking KYC bullshit account just to buy this.

>> No.27690120

>>27689882
Wish he never mentioned crypto at all, it's better than him being a Mcafee tier retard that encourages more retardation.

>> No.27690129

>>27690082
>it's real
What the fuck Elon

>> No.27690166

>>27689882
everything is going to crash tomorrow or the following morning. what an annoying faggot

>> No.27690169

>>27690082
Unironically he is autistic

>> No.27690242

>>27689882
before he was mememing but now hes trying too hard. doge is a shitcoin by definition, a lot of people are gonna lose money

>> No.27690248

>>27690108
Because its its own blockchain, not a token.

>> No.27690269

>>27689882
He's clearly trying to dump his bags on his followers all he's going to achieve is to get the government to pass regulations for crypto trading and punish market manipulation

>> No.27690383

Poorfag here, are we goin to the moon? Am I gonna finally make it?

>> No.27690398

>>27689882
It's literally a seething nocoiner's crypto

>> No.27690660

>>27690398
>+80% 24h change
>seething

I am most definitely not seething.

>> No.27690806

>>27689882
WOAW le epic billionaire man like funny yellow dog!!!

>> No.27690956

>>27690660
If you pick something out of pure short-term nihilism because that's more appealing to you as a poor who is super resentful about "being too late to buy into" genuine stuff (describes 100 of shitcoiners attracted to things like doge), yes the original seed of that line of thinking is seething.

>> No.27691100

>>27690269
Yes a billionaire needs to dump his shitcoin bags.

>> No.27691124
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>>27690956
All crypto is inherently worthless garbage. Don't be mad other people are gambling better then you.

>> No.27691127

>No highs, no lows, only Doge

Elon is straight memeing at this point, DOGE buyers gonna get dumped on

>> No.27691189

>>27689882
We really are in 2018.

>> No.27691233

>>27690956
>YOU DIDN'T INVEST EARLY IN SOMETHING SO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY SHORT TERM

ok retard

>> No.27691269

>>27690806
Cope poor faggot

>> No.27691387

>>27691100
Then why is he trying so hard? He saw the power he has with GME so he decided to earn free money with crypto

>> No.27691429

>*deletes posts about shorties*

>> No.27691463

>>27691387
he is a literal autist

>> No.27691464

>>27691387
I think he just gets a dopamine hit in being able to cause pumps

>> No.27691470

they said to me - we want to see cool nft app
after it they release this trash

WTF WRONG WITH YOU, DON’T BEG ME TO USE THIS SHIT

> I am clever enough to get how this project works - my wallet is ready for playcent NFT and coins and I am not a faggot who will miss ez pump option

>> No.27691480

>>27691387
you dipshit elon isnt wasting his time with "dumping his dogecoin bags"
hes literally a troll

>> No.27691585

>>27691480
yeah he's just doing it for the meme

he probably doesn't even really touch crypto

>> No.27691586
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27691586

Surely this is illegal? Look at the volume and price spike about 30 minutes before the tweets.

>> No.27691633

>>27691585
he has said before that he doesnt even own any crypto
something interesting though is that he just removed #bitcoin from his bio

>> No.27691673

>>27691387
He's the wealthiest man in the world* he doesn't need to dump bags of a random shit coin you massive retard.

>> No.27691688
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How long can he keep it up...
Surely that tweet won't have as much impact as his first tweet.
At least DOGE will go back to rank 8- 10 coin and plunge back to where it was and he'll start to shill it again

>> No.27691717

>>27691673
dogecoin funds spacex

>> No.27691880

>>27690248
Dogecoin could easily be wrapped into a token and trade on the Ethereum blockchain just like wBTC or renBTC

>> No.27691904
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>sold @ 5.3 when i thought it was just going up and didn't realize the tweets
>bought at 4.7
>already back at 5.1

fuck it's really happening isn't it boys

>> No.27691966

>>27691124
Okay if you're a gommie I expect everything you say to be utterly retarded, so thanks for outing that. You were only so late to the game from being completely economically illiterate and into reading worthless ideological trash.

>>27691233
I didn't say that. You can make money in more respectable ways than FOMOing into fecal trash like you're the average redditor who is in the red on GME.

>> No.27691990

>>27690956
Based

>> No.27692004

>>27691586
>crypto
>laws

Anon...

>> No.27692075

>>27691880
It's possible already, there's renDOGE.

>> No.27692077

>>27690108
Its on Binance smart chain dex's
Also there's rendoge if you prefer paying $80 in gas on uniswap

>> No.27692121

>>27690269
He's making people understand that money is a meme and the USD isn't real

>> No.27692134

Time to get out of crypto I guess

>> No.27692189

>>27691966
>I didn't say that. You can make money in more respectable ways than FOMOing into fecal trash like you're the average redditor who is in the red on GME.
seethe

>> No.27692198

He is the richest man in the world.

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>>27692121

>> No.27692262

>>27689882
anons I bought at 5.7c and I'm freaking out right now
is this going to go back up? i literally liquidated all my positions for this

>> No.27692313

>>27691633
He just doesn't want to be bombarded with questions about crypto. I am 100% sure he owns bitcoin or something.

>> No.27692349

>>27692262
Same wtf is happening

>> No.27692417

>>27689882
unironically needs to be fined to fuck for manipulating markers

fuck this idiot

>> No.27692460

>>27692075
Holy shit you're right. It trades on Uniswap and appears to track the Dogecoin price pretty well too.

>> No.27692510

Hi Elon!
I know you browse this godforsaken board.

>> No.27692532

>>27689882
I'm waiting for poopcoin and Suljacoin

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>>27689882
meanwhile at SpaceX

>> No.27692595
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27692595

>literally every tweet under every elon tweet is indian scammers

I fucking hate third worlders

>> No.27692636

>>27692417
Why are you mad? Just buy some and wait for his suckers to pump the price.

>> No.27692662

>>27690242
It's not 2014 anon, Doge has a unique emission rate and is a tried and tested POW coin. But you didn't deserve this comment.

>> No.27692715

>>27689882
I'm now a dogecoin maximalist

>> No.27692929

>>27692262
>>27692349
This is like cumming balls deep in a drunk chick you just spent $400 on at the bar on because she said she was on birth control.

>> No.27693238

>>27692595
Untouchables m8

>> No.27693372

>>27689882
BTC BTFO

>> No.27694114

>>27692417
its a gift, you can buy some of the other coins that are due to actually rocket for a slightly discounted price