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>> No.27682704

First for FUCK SALMON

>> No.27682736
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>meanwhile, at salmon corp general

>> No.27682737

Are there any companies building jet packs that I can invest in? Jetpacks are going to be big in a few years, I think..

>> No.27682740

Taiwan is the real china and i will long TSM before any garbage chink company. Xi looks like winnie the poo

>> No.27682741
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>your generation
>what age did you begin investing
>what age did you start seeing gains in your investments

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>> No.27682757
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PLTR 110 EOY

>> No.27682761

Anyone holding GAIN? Where did that pump come from?

>> No.27682764

SAVA still has room. FOMO into it if you are thinking about it.

>> No.27682769

salmon

>> No.27682781
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got 40% of my portfolio in on HIMX fellas. Where the HIMX chads at? Am I gonna get bogged tmr?

>> No.27682805

i need investment advice on getting a sugar baby. where do i find one and whats the going monthly rate in the us

>> No.27682816
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27682816

b-bros?

>> No.27682831
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27682831

>Tag yourself

Sharia Compliant Investing here

>> No.27682833

I have 45 shares of aapl, I am tired of this shit just hovering at 133 for a month.

What should I sell and put all this into?

>> No.27682834
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>>27682741
>zoomer
> yesterday at 22
>I'm -$12 so far

>> No.27682845

>>27682816
unbelievably bearish for GME

>> No.27682859

>>27682740
Based

>> No.27682889
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>BEARISH DARK CLOUD COVER DAILY CANDLESTICK ON QQQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27682895

i had a lucid dream earlier today when i noticed that gamestops fucking charts looked different than i remember them. i have dreams where im stressing about nonexistent price action and ive only been watching charts for a couple weeks. what the fuck, is this how its gonna be from now on?

>> No.27682915

>>27682654
HOFV

>> No.27682920

>>27682831
The ATF should be a convenience store

>> No.27682925

>>27682737
>read TechCrunch or Wired or whatever article about Jetpack company
>lookup company on Wikipedia
>ctrl-F "private" and "public"

In the business we call this due diligence.

>> No.27682932
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27682932

Invest in yourself and a 3DGF

>> No.27682944

>APPH
>only a single complex that grows tomatoes
>already worth 400 million dollars
I am getting better at predicting retard hedgies
They are desperate for stories since they are all chasing beta now.

>> No.27682947

>>27682764
I hope you’re being genuine anon, cause I’ll do it

>> No.27682956

>>27682889
>chart patterns
Cringe!

>> No.27682958

>im making more money on doge than boomer stocks

Welp, think im gonna cash out tomorrow

>> No.27682962
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Give me one (1) reason to not load up on defense stocks

>> No.27682980

STOP POSTING THOTS

>> No.27682984

>>27682895
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

>> No.27683003
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Maybe the real gains were the frens we made along the way

>> No.27683027

>>27682816
I made my money on AMC. Should I buy back in?

>> No.27683039

>>27682962
Because you can either lever up with DFEN or skip the obvious Boomer trash like Boeing in favor of growth potential shit like KTOS.

>> No.27683043

>>27682741
>50-50 split between late millennial/early zoomer
>16
>16 because I'm not a retard

>> No.27683045

>>27682741
late Millenials really did have it best , Gaming wise
>97'
>22
>22
Browsing biz has 2x my trump bux, still a fucking tard

>> No.27683063

>>27682962
the big ones can crab for decades

that said I'm 30% defense right now so

>> No.27683066
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>>27682980

>> No.27683074

>>27682958
>dogecoin has a 5 billion dollar mcap
Kind of makes me want to short everything but shorting right now just makes you get squeezed

>> No.27683087
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im going to buy the vanguard short term bong etf since i sold my snp500 stock because it was selling at stupid p/e ratios.

when the stock market crashes ill be liquid but ill be hedging against the usa fed increasing the interest rate which the canadian zogged fed will follow. is this a good idea please respond

>> No.27683105

>>27682654
long SU, CCHW

>> No.27683111

>>27682805
any major city at any bar
any college chick whos single

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>>27682654
>Fags think gigu fishu is large
>nothing compared to gods perfect wild creation
This isnt FUD, I am just an angler who thinks its retarded to use such a large fish for aquaculture when you can literally grow enough tilapia in a above ground pool for a western family to eat for a year.
>oh wait, jews like salmon
Still wild salmon is better, not GMO monsalmon that has to be posted with a qt3.14 to even look appetizing.

>> No.27683150

>>27682833
Check the after hours price zoomie

>> No.27683160

>>27682805
Seeking arrangements. Google it.

>> No.27683162
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>>27682740
I will long both

>> No.27683170
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>>27682740
>Taiwan is the real China
>not even recognized by my broker
Also anon this doesn't have anything to do with politics, so please stop the sinophobia
>>27682889
I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS

>> No.27683186

>>27683133
No more fish posting. My sashimi craving is unbearable.

>> No.27683191

>>27682962
cyber sec is basically the same monemtum but cheaper and better and more widely applicable, cyber sec > standard defense

telos palo alto

>> No.27683199

QQQ worth putting in?

>> No.27683207

>>27683066
Fuck you Isildur.

>> No.27683210

>>27682740
cringe

>> No.27683219

>>27683111
I have a gf through school but I've literally never understood this >just go to a bar meme
aren't they all with their friends? aren't bars infested with used up late 20's/early 30's?
the bars I've been to have not had much intermingling between groups, and this is in a friendly US city

>> No.27683227

>>27683170
You will never be chinese

>> No.27683243

>>27682980
This. Anime babes ONLY.

>>27682947
The chart doesn't look like it's ready to drop, the opposite.

>> No.27683244
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Fairly new to trading but I have a big question for you guys, how is it that you guys seem to make good option trades, and are there indicators on stocks like cassava that blow up?

>> No.27683247

>>27682816
I wonder if Robinhood is trying to save its IPO now by letting AMC pump.

>> No.27683251

morgan wallen saying the N word = Based

also the fact that this is a top news story now is sad.

>> No.27683254
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>>27682980
Why?

>> No.27683265

>>27683160
im on it. does that shit really work? seems scammy.
>>27683111
wait...does this require social skills cos i fuckin hate talking to people

>> No.27683276

>>27683243
Anime is for pedophiles. This general is for making it only. No distractions.

>> No.27683285

>>27682781
imagine the smell hopefully like salmon

>> No.27683287
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just bought more $FBGRX
your thoughts bros?

>> No.27683307

>>27683254
Because they're succubae who want to siphon your gains.

>> No.27683320

>>27682895
imagine not having these dreams for years already

>> No.27683340

>>27683254
because thot pics dont cut it anymore i need some fuckin flesh. why the fuck isnt prostituion legal in this kike country

>> No.27683341

>>27683265
Yeah I went on there and saw chicks I know. Just say you only give money in person and it filters out the scammers

>> No.27683375

>>27683133
that is insanity
and they are doomer liberals who think they are saving world hunger

>> No.27683400

>>27682654
Anyone got some good Silver Mining Stock advice ?

>> No.27683423
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>>27683133
>>27683186
If you desire fish, invest in a charter boat and catch your own.
>Records are out there waiting to be broken

>> No.27683428
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>>27682740
Will cocksucking a province make you rich? Anyway, just invest in both.

>> No.27683441

>>27683341
whats the goin rate? like 200/hr or should i be less blatant

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>>27683060

Yeah I know, OK? I'm dumb... I only lucked into my money.
Do you know of any retard-proof investments for me?

>> No.27683480

>>27683244
Rarely do people post their bad trades unless its really, really bad

>> No.27683486

>>27683400
Probably the guys over in /pmg/: >>27679943

>> No.27683496
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dont buy fish until the offering closes. but they will do more because they're hurting for cash trying to build a new facility

>> No.27683500
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>>27682740
based and Republic of China pilled

>> No.27683535

>>27683265
>does that shit really work?
Yes. I never got jack shit off of tinder.
Barebacked 3 chicks off SA and net stripper gf on there.

>> No.27683548
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>>27683243
3D > 2D
>>27683307
That's not all they're siphoning anon
>>27683340
it's not prostitution if you make a temporary arrangement

>> No.27683579
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give me one fucking reason the stock market wont crash at some point in 2021

we live in a clown world where Tesla is somehow in the top 10 of the snp500

>> No.27683606

>>27683446
BNKU's alright, but your sell point should be later this year. Higher yields -> higher interest rates -> more profit for banks goes the argument. Not to mention all those post-pandemic-reopening loans passing through their books.

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>>27683500
>he doesn’t know

>> No.27683613
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>>27683276
No. The goal is to gather enough profit to finally realize the dream of making anime real. All 3dpd is a distraction.

>> No.27683619

>>27683548
2 for sure

>> No.27683623
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>>27683227
I would never want to be Chinese. TSM will become a part of SMIC within your lifetime
>>27683579
It'll crash once Tinny comes back

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>>27683623
tinny doesnt have capital anymore

i have capital im here to stay

>> No.27683663

>>27683579
stimulus checks will at least delay the collapse, what remains to be seen is if things start reopening

>> No.27683682
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>>27682831
>Catholic Values
Better be as based as it sounds

>> No.27683687

>>27683548
That's the literal definition of prostitution.

>> No.27683696

>>27682962
too much commercial aerospace exposure

>> No.27683715

>>27683613
Anime is for Japs and pedophiles. Do better.

>> No.27683720

>>27683375
>Maybe we could save world hunger if we stopped the Chinese from illegally fishing RIGHT off our coast...
Pic related, a record that will never be broken because EVERY tuna caught by a chopeye is a keeper. This fish is estimated to be about 65 years old... do the math and she had two world wars and a cold war protecting her from the Hokkaido auction.
>t. angler thats chased off & called the CG on illegal chink fishing stealing yellowfin

>> No.27683724

>>27683441
Sometimes you can find straight up whores like that on there but they mostly want you to pay their rent or bills. The super hot ones expect vacations and shit. A lot of jobless roasties on there who just want to pay their phone and credit card bill, just try to find the super desperate ones.

>> No.27683728

>>27682736
black looks pretty kino on buildings why is this not a thing?

>> No.27683747

>>27683341
>and saw chicks I know.
Holy shit, that sounds so fucking dank. I didn’t experience that.
>Just say you only give money in person and it filters out the scammers
This.
You need to learn to only hand it out if they deliver results.
(meaning you can’t be a pussy like me)

>>27683441
>whats the goin rate? like 200/hr or should i be less blatant
Posted in the last thread.
You pay for the night, not by the hour kek
And $300 to $500 is pretty standard in a big city

>> No.27683759

DXY and VIX both green. I'm sitting on cash bros. Not liking where this is going

>> No.27683788
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SMG why don't we have drama like these dumb reddit discord fags

>> No.27683802
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Why don't any companies make it so that their stock can't go down?

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>>27683243
Getting in tomorrow

>> No.27683810
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cancer fish being shilled so we don't notice that the correction has already started

>> No.27683812

>>27683759
>10 year yield

>> No.27683824

>>27682736
We need more brutal modern architecture. Cities should look like they can take a nuke.

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88 magic number lol

>> No.27683836
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>>27683663
why would mindless drones in america with stimmy checks buy stocks?
i imagine they would just by onlyfans shit or yezzys or something

>> No.27683843

>>27683548
>it's not prostitution if you make a temporary arrangement
Dude, no, all my things off there were straight up prostitution.
It wasn’t even what I was going for.
They all just assume/request it to be transactional, which I actually was kinda trying to avoid.

>> No.27683874

>>27683170
Hey, cool it with the anti-sinophobia. /biz/ is a hate board.

>> No.27683888
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>>27683243
>>27683803
Considering FOMOing slightly into SAVA as well. Any thoughts on what you're setting your limit to?

>> No.27683897

>>27683836
GME opened the floodgates, at least some people made some good money on it and are hungry for more

I think you'll find your average bull run goes longer and higher in the near- to medium-term

>> No.27683913

>>27682764
Got in at 6, sad i didnt double down but didnt have much buying power. Thinking of this as the start of my portfolio :]

>> No.27683914

>>27682741
Gen Y core
Last month
Invested all in to $spce at $25, sold today at $57

I should probably have held them longer but my selling finger got itchy

>> No.27683918

>>27683747
I live in a smallish town.

>> No.27683940

>>27683788
Because tripfags are the only constant identified people in these threads and theyre mostly chill. Otherwise any “drama” is done within a few threads max

>> No.27683950

>>27683874
But we love fish apparently. Hope AQB crashes in opening we bagholders leave.

>> No.27683966

>>27683682
You're probably gonna wait for the LGBTQP ticker when it lists like next year.

>>27683788
Not sure but that pic is based and lasagnapilled.

>> No.27683977

>>27683888
Hoping to buy at $75-$80 mark

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>>27683824
is the pic you're responding to supposed to be brutalism? because that is not brutalism.
>pic related, my undergrad library

>> No.27683986

>>27683619
2nd from the left? Absolutely.
>>27683687
>>27683843
No, no, no. you misunderstand me. You don't pay them for the sex. You take care of their rent for a month, or you take them to Tulum because you "care" about them. Just like they "care" about you when gargling your balls

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>>27683824
>meanwhile at /smg/ corp mars

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>>27683897
>I think you'll find your average bull run goes longer and higher in the near- to medium-term
maybe you're right i sold my stake so i guess maybe i fucked up
i guess now i just need patience

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Anyone have any good life advice?

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>>27683715

>> No.27684017

>>27683251
>Sneedville, Tennessee
kek

>> No.27684026

>>27683836
This is literally the gold rush of our time. People are told theres gold in them there hills, and come running with their entire lifes savings hoping to make it rich. Then they find out they missed the pump.

>> No.27684032

>>27684001
buy a squatty potty

>> No.27684040
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I FOMOd into KODK. Fucked am I?

>> No.27684041

>>27683836
polls showed the overwhelming majority of stimulus checks were saved, not spent

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>>27683830
Some of these tards have to be larping, right? This can't all be serious. It's like a goddamn cult.
>>27683977
Oh, I was thinking similar and had my limit set to 78 earlier, but I'm not sure if it'll actually drop down to there.
>>27683715
Missing out desu

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>>27683653
Tinny will have enough after the next stimulus check is sent out
>>27683874
Xenophobia and racism has no place in /smg/

>> No.27684064

>>27683888
I think $150+ is possible, will have to see how the chart goes.

>>27683913
Keep 1 SAVA share as a remembrance of what your portfolio will grow to.

>> No.27684067

>>27683913
>>27682764
Also, definitely agree that it has room to grow. Results are extremely promising and its only in the third trial. Given the results, wouldn't be surprised if FDA fast tracked it to the market. Extremely excited. Have you looked into MMEDF at all? Curious what you think about it. Might be my next big investment.

>> No.27684071

Aaaand NOK had a very lukewarm Q4. Expect -5% today

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>>27682654
Seriously /biz/rialites when are we thowing down on the /biz/boat so we can catch massive fishu and traffic Columbian marching powder in minecraft? Fractional/partial ownership of vessels is a thing...
>I just wana go catch fishu for days but dont want to join Chilean fishing crew that will most likely rape your boipucci

>> No.27684093

>>27683812
Might just be the US government collapsing under its debt load. You hear they're doing political purges of the military?

If Admiral Laquesha gets her carrier sunk in the Persian Gulf that's gg.

>> No.27684117

>>27684040
Shorted to hell. Always new squeezes to exit unless you bought in the initial pump.
CEOs are con men. Company are scamming boomers.

>> No.27684118

>>27684001
Don’t spend money on anything you don’t need and always pay your bills on time.

>> No.27684121

Who bought the WPG dip.

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>>27684064
Yeah, looking at the aftermarket, if it doesn't dip significantly it seems like it'll get there. Conversion is going to brutally rape me.

>> No.27684155

>>27684049
Best of luck otaku anon, hopefully we get in at that range

>> No.27684174

>>27684064
Oh im keeping all 152 at least until it hits the market lmfao

>> No.27684187

>>27682764
What was the catalyst for SAVA? Might buy puts.

>> No.27684198

>>27684001
“Pure” church girls are overrated / imaginary. The average female American has had 5 different penises inside of her.
Also, chasing the fairy is a bad habit. Just do what you enjoy like a true degenerate and stop kicking your own goalposts.

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People on wsb are telling others that it will go back to 300 when gme earning report is released

>> No.27684212

>>27683991
>elaborate architecture
Minimize construction and maintenance cost, preserve property value, leverage every dime you can to plow back into the market. That's the /biz/ way.

>> No.27684218

>>27683950
I had some delicious candy cane roll for lunch today. They take the fatty tuna and the lean tuna and lay it on top of another tuna roll that has avocado and some other shit. It’s fucking good. I also cooked salmon for my wife and brother in law. I had a steak because, well, I’m not gay. I can’t have fish twice in one day.

>> No.27684227

What 3 or 4 letters come to mind when you hear the phrase "set and forget"?

>> No.27684267

>>27684227
Fag

>> No.27684270

>>27684199
whats stopping it?
has anything changed?

>> No.27684271

>>27684227
106

>> No.27684277
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>>27683997
No, you were right.
>Got burned $500 on KTOV (bros know)
>Down $1000 on the company that gave me $1 per PS1 game... hoping for a pump so I can dump
NEVER GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT STOCK

>> No.27684280

>>27684227
PLTR

>> No.27684285
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i REFUSE to post booba until more DD is posted

>> No.27684290

>>27684227
NVDA

>> No.27684292

>>27683978
I think brutalism does need concrete, but I figure a building with a metal exterior would be considered brutal as well.

>> No.27684299
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>>27684155
I really hope we will anon, but I somehow don't expect it to work out that well. Thinking it might just be necessary to take the hit. Best of luck nonetheless, though.

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>>27684199
>gme now has billions in revenue
>because reasons

>> No.27684320

>>27684001
Yea just get a good job, grind it out for 15 years. Max out your IRA and put as much as you can into a taxable account in QQQ. You will have around 1-1.5million if you put away $3,500 a month into the market. Don’t ever work more than 40 hours a week if your on salary, use your free time to gain more skills then apply to better paying jobs. If you hit the 1 mill mark early just neet it and put it all into QYLD. You will be making $100k in dividends alone and any excess just reinvest into the market.

>> No.27684327

>>27684198
True church girls are annoying as hell and want to be pregnant and wreck their body by 22.

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>>27684212
soulless and disgusting

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>>27684227
C, e, I, g

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>>27684292
Isn't that dark glass? Doesn't look like metal to me.

>> No.27684360
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>>27684001
Take a 15 min break from the T.V./phone/laptop every hour.

>> No.27684386

>>27683918
>I live in a smallish town
Hahaha ugh that sounds like so much fun.
Any surprises among the girls that you’ve found on there? Or just known sluts?

>>27683986
>You take care of their rent for a month
There’s a chick that literally just hits me up around the end of the month. Kek

>> No.27684396

>>27684227
KO

>> No.27684407

>>27684292
that's called the "international style"

>> No.27684460

>>27684360
what am I supposed to do in this time?
it takes me 10 minutes to get invested in every new thing I do, whether it's reading or browsing or working.

>> No.27684462
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>>27684227
SSO

>> No.27684473

Judging by postmarket it is too late to buy SAVA. I sold yesterday.

I'm new to medical stocks, so I'm assuming this will mirror MRNA and dip hard until more news rolls in?

>> No.27684477

favorite semiconductor stocks?

>> No.27684479

>>27684001
take care of your teeth

>> No.27684486

>>27684001
None of this matters and gains wont make you happy. Youd be better off poor and stress free than rich and overworked.

>> No.27684513

>>27682741
Fuck off CIA

>> No.27684526
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>>27684327
>Not wanting to wreck an lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
>Not wanting to find insecure qt3.14 to breed until a fuck trophy comes out to prove you bred this woman

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>>27684041
how much bull run is left in the snp500?

i know biden is being a pussy about giving out 1400$ checks to joggers

>> No.27684556

>>27684327
>and want to be pregnant and wreck their body by 22
Based.
I want to impregnate the absolute shit out of some poor 22yo when I’m in my 30s.

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27684559

>>27683682

>> No.27684572

>>27684477
Everyone here has a hard on for TSM. The correct answer is AAPL though

>> No.27684579

Anons, shill me the next x5 that hasn't mooned yet. No pajeet scams please I already have calls for CRBP and AMRS

>> No.27684590

>>27683496
How do I participate in this offering?

>> No.27684596

>>27684477
ASML
LRCX
QCOM
TSM
TOELY

>> No.27684601

>>27682736
Salmon Runner 2049

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>>27684486
Objectively not true. Wealthy people live longer and are happier statistically.

>> No.27684659

>>27684579
day 5 of me shilling JUSHF
US legalizes weed and it's all over

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>>27682654
WOULD /BIZ/ LIKE TO KNOW THE HISTORICAL NAME FOR THE GIANT GROUPER?!?!?!?!?
>MOTHER FUCKING JEWFISH
"The heaviest grouper ever caught and certified as an IGFA world record was this 680-pound goliath grouper. The fish — then generally known as a jewfish — was caught on May 20, 1961, off Fernandina Beach, Florida, using a Spanish mackerel as bait. This particular species of grouper is considered endangered today and protected in the United States and Caribbean.Courtesy IGFA / igfa.org"
-
Wana know why its endangered???
>Chicom reds
How can we fight communist fish terrorism?

>> No.27684685

>>27684187
Massively successful preprint results for their one of a kind tau protein targetting drug. Basically it cures alzheimers.

>> No.27684705

>>27684579
More AMRS
>>27684659
Why this one specifically?

>> No.27684709

>>27683612
>leftist memes
>words words words and butthurt
every time

>> No.27684733
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>>27683966
>CATH
>CATH aims for principles-based divestment of certain companies without sacrificing plain-vanilla coverage of US large-caps. The ETF starts from the S&P 500, then checks the revenues of each component firm to see if any come from industries deemed inconsistent with Catholic values per the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. As such, CATH has zero tolerance for firms with any revenues from unconventional weapons, contraception, abortion, stem-cell research and pornography production. Conventional weapons sales can account for a maximum of 50% of revenues. Firms with evidence of using child-labor are also omitted. Despite the long list, most stocks make it through the screen.
If you don't think this is unbelievably based you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.27684779

>>27684486
Gains can pay for medical care, good food, and nice stuff.

>> No.27684800

>>27684327
omg fuck maybe i do need to go church thats exactly what i want. my grandpa put 13 in i gotta catch up

>> No.27684802

>>27684705
because they're a supplier (I don't like investing in growers) and they're doing upscale weed sales, already expanding into US from CA
with a huge influx of weed availability, people want to walk into a shop that isn't stocked with 16 year olds smoking on a couch

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>>27684733
People who object to shit like stem-cell research seem retarded. Does moralfagging pay your bills?

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$CNCE

$CNCE!

stock just dropped to record lows due to a mid-stage schizophrenia drug study failing. currently has recovered slightly @ $7.00

right at the support and based on it's history i dont see it going much lower than where it is right now

basically, i think this stock is undervalued and has potential for short term and long term gains
they currently have a hairloss drug in a late-stage study, the results of which will be announced in February

>https://seekingalpha.com/news/3630286-concert-pharma-launches-late-stage-study-of-ctpminus-543-in-hair-loss-disorder

based on their stock history of mooning when when studies give favorable results, i think it's a pretty good gamble for short term gain holding it through February

pic unrelated

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>>27682741
>early millennial
>27
>27

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What do you guys think about my TA of GME?

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>>27684733
>S&P500, but more boring
I guess gains above 4% per year are considered usury

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>>27684834
PART 2

and if the study fails and it doesn't moon, just hold through the year till it hits $10 which isnt unlikely considering their history

Right now is the perfect time to buy and hold. Even if it returns to only half it's previous value, you'll 3x your money

>> No.27684898

>>27684779
Sorry I forgot some of you guys dont live in a place that guarantees that stuff. It's too easy to get free food, board and obviously free health care here.

>> No.27684899

any cciv bros here? did i get too cocky?

>> No.27684908

>>27684853
>memelines are only in 2D
Amateurish

>> No.27684910

>>27684817
>Keeping meme biotech stocks out of my ETF so I can leverage them directly
This is a bad thing why?

>> No.27684921

>>27684001
don't fill up on bread
that's how they get you

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>>27682654

THIS is what China really looks like.

Retard

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>>27684709
100/100.
>More record fish posting
This should be every /biz/ralies motivation for making it
>60 sport fishing boat
>Cruising the south pacific with your Tahitian teenbride and Malaysian girlcrew bouncing from tourny to tourny making $500k a pop

>> No.27684960

>>27682895
If you’re looking at charts you’re not confident in what you hold.

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$SAVA

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>>27684733
>moralfagging when it comes to buying stocks
>le based

>> No.27684987

>>27684886
Why would I wanna hold for 10 years for 3 dollar gains?

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is there an easy way to check which companies p/e ratio havent been increasing over the past several years?

>> No.27685001

>>27682740
I am long BILI and TSM
If they go to war, my portfolio is doomed.

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>>27684942
Pic related, this crew earned $4,165,960 in 2006 off a $71,500 investment
>on a tournament

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>>27682740
>Taiwan is the real china and i will long TSM before any garbage chink company. Xi looks like winnie the poo

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>>27684910
That's alright because it isn't moralfagging on buying stocks.

>> No.27685039

>>27683441
Skipthegames.eu

Jesus, you people are lost without backpage

>> No.27685061

>>27684386
I learned that if you offer to pay a girls rent, not only will she drive to you, she will hang out and fuck for hours. They literally don’t realize they could make more money being literal whore escorts on the hour.

>> No.27685071

>>27684988
I hear there’s a man equation that can be used from numbers on the firms quarterlies

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>>27684876
It's an ETF, I don't buy them because they're sexy like SAVA or AQB
>>27684976
DURR DA JOOS ARE BAD BECAUSE THEY DO WHAT I'D DO BUT THEY GET AWAY WITH IT
Christ is King anon.

>> No.27685080

>>27685024
isn't liking china the reddit opinion? I'm confused

>> No.27685102

>>27685024
>reddit full of communists and CCP bootlickers
>not being a communist is reddit
lol ok chang

>> No.27685147

>>27684965
Hey, I'm in there. Cool.

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>>27685071
what if im too lazy to do it myself? ive tried to read quarterly reports it's literally incomprehensible accounting nonsense

>> No.27685180

>>27685024
>identified the shill

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>>27685080
>>27685102
Are both of you deranged? Every second post about China is "free HK" and "Taiwan is real China" and "fuck everything Tencent" there.

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>>27685079
>Christ is king anon
King of taking my loads

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>>27685017
WHY HASNT A SKILLED /Biz/ SHARK DONE THIS YET
>2018
>$325,000 pay day
>$600 entry fee PER BOAT

>> No.27685201

>>27684965
This makes me reluctant to put money in it, after a 1100% gain there has to be a correction

>> No.27685205

>>27684987
>10 years
more like 10 months at the very most. could 2x your gains even in that time easily

>> No.27685212

>>27685039
im in the us and hookers here are disgusting crackwhore tier. covid ruined my plans to blow 10k on whores in europe

>> No.27685224

>>27685080
Anyone who isn't a Sinoboo to some degree just doesn't know anything about China

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>>27684936
>rapid development leads to pollution
Wow thanks /pol/, very cool!
>>27685079
>implying I hate jews

>> No.27685240

>>27685192
so you admit to knowing? cool then go back

>> No.27685261

Accidentally clicked a link to stocktwits. That place might be worse than /wsb/

>> No.27685269

Wells Fargo LITERALLY won't let me FUCKING make crypto transactions with my own money. what brokerage will let me transfer money in and into block folio as soon as possible?

>> No.27685271

>>27682654
China is a gigantic Sim City: large and long ass roads surrounding blocks of high rise buildings.
You derive absolutely no joy from evolving such an environment.

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>>27685156
>go to your local college and take an accounting class.
Invest 386$ for your future so you can cut through the bullshit and make educated decisions and beat the fud and see the shills.

>> No.27685279

>>27684965
damn, is it worth fomo’ing into still or ship sailed?

>> No.27685297

>>27685156
Asian girls have no asses

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>>27685080
>>27685102
Delusional

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>>27685240
Do you really think pretending at ignorance makes you any better?

>> No.27685318

Anons pls I need advice. I have been holding Pfizer stocks since early December (when they went down from 42 to 37), now at 35. Earnings came out on Tuesday and I expected it to go up and it did the opposite. I don't know now whether I should hold or sell and I don't really trust my gut because I am very new to the market. Do you expect Pfizer to go up/down/what?

>> No.27685338

Thank you plunge protection team for working overtime this past week
Hope that they give you a nice bonus - you've done a great job

>> No.27685366

>>27685192
>le everyone who isn’t an evil Nazi is a Chinaboo

Those guys are retarded and don’t realize this is a liberal board

>> No.27685371

Why are people so impatient with trading? I sat on SAVA for a year waiting for this, tortoise mode will always prevail

>> No.27685374

>>27685318
Pfizer is for dividends. Not capital gains.

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>>27685224
based

>> No.27685426

>>27685371
Dollar amount gains?

>> No.27685454

>>27682741
>born '91 but I remember 80% of early millennial and 90% of core millennial
>17, been through 2 huge bear markets, easiest money ever
>24, after graduation

>> No.27685497

>>27685366
delusional niggerlover

>> No.27685524

>>27685298
Eat bat soup and die nigger

>> No.27685529
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>>27685366
>liberal board

>> No.27685539

>>27685269
Guys, if I open a fidelity account, and transfer money into that account from my Wells Fargo account, can I put that fidelity money into block folio? WF blocks crypto transactions for some faggot ass reason.

>> No.27685541

>>27685426
at open tomorrow i will have profited about 17k, i suppose im not really into large investments quite yet but still, ppl r so emotional and feel like they need to make money all up front instead of finding smart investments and playing the long game, probably gonna be my strategy as i develop my portfolio

>> No.27685574

stocks

>> No.27685577

>>27682816
sell signal. melvin pulled out the day gme hit $500 and re-positioned their calls to a later date. year 2022 calls, I heard.

>> No.27685588

I have $300 to spend. Where should I spend it?

>> No.27685607

>>27685574
indeed.

>> No.27685610

>>27684965
Also, throw in an after hours at the bottom for good measure.

>> No.27685633

>>27685588
MMEDF

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>>27685529
>Based white monster poster
This man fucks

>> No.27685640

>>27685539
no there's no crypto in fidelty. they do have some fund i think but the minimum to buy in is like 100k

>> No.27685655

>>27685588
2 ARKK until you have enough money in your folio to matter

>> No.27685672

>>27685541
Congratulations!
Put 2k In OPTI and make 600% gains

>> No.27685676

>>27685610
The dollar amount, I mean.

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>>27682831

>> No.27685686

>>27685279
Worth a long position after some correction, their drug is the hottest new shit regarding alzheimer's. Additional note, SAVA has been an /smg/ favorite for a long time now.

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>>27685366
Don't care about liberalness, but it's retarded that they're acting like an inability to read is a good thing.
>>27685633
Do shrooms actually have viable prospects? Psychedelic-based meds seem incredibly niche.

>> No.27685699

>>27685640
Thank you! Do you know if they at least approve transferring money from their account to crypto apps like Blockfolio or Coinbase or Delta? alternatively, what bank do you use for crypto buys? This is enraging me.

>> No.27685716

>>27684898
>Free
You already paid for someone else's. Gains are paying for your missing income :^)

>> No.27685731

>>27685524
Literal reddit npc response

>> No.27685763

>>27685689
Just get the PSYK etf

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>>27685274
that sounds like a waste of money
i found security analysis online, it seems like a better investment of time to read that. i want to be able to evaluate companies when they crash so i have a better handle of how overvalued a company is
>>27685297
disagree but okay friend

>> No.27685838

>>27682741
This image is painful to look at

>> No.27685840

>>27685686
>Additional note, SAVA has been an /smg/ favorite for a long time now.
fuck, so you're telling me i should listen to the fishfags?

>> No.27685843

>>27685731
Imagine coping this hard

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>strong sell
it's unironically over

>> No.27685865

>>27685689
My friend sells them to people in microdoses and they have switched off of their anxiety/depression meds completely, he shilled this company to me and they are diversified in what they are researching (Not all dependent on one big trial). Showing pretty good results from what I have seen but as always, you should research on your own and see what you think. Genuine prospect imo, but perhaps i am biased because of my friend. Could be a big push towards this instead of what is commonly used to treat mental illness nowadays over the next decade.

>> No.27685885

Anyone baking new bread?

>> No.27685889

>>27685061
Dude.
Most of the chicks on SA will hang for the whole night.
If a chick on SA wants paid by the hour, get a different chick

>> No.27685907

>>27685833
imagine the smell

>> No.27685917

>>27685699
I don't do crypto so I can't help you there. I would if Fidelity did though. The only thing I'm aware of is that you can link your Coinbase account to view your balance in Fidelity, but I think that's the extent of it. Not sure if you can transfer funds to and from it.

>> No.27685937

>>27685846
Fucking Biden

>> No.27685939

>>27685885
>280 posts

>> No.27685958

>>27685840
You'll know the good shills when you read their posts, my man.

>> No.27685961

>>27685865
Also, since you are only spending 300, it is worth taking the chance to earn big (You could get about 100 shares if u bought tmrw or at dip to $3)

>> No.27685974
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>>27685833
>investing in fundamentals is wa waste of time and money
Have fun chasing memes

>> No.27686003

Hey, sava shill here

sndl

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>> No.27686014

>>27683728
Kinda like the new amazon building

>> No.27686029

>>27685889
Scoops. If I was gonna visit SA for a week could we get a beer and double team some feminist?

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>>27685846
i literally have a pic of tinny's bank acount losing 11,000$ in one day and having a purchasing power of 49$

i think ill stick to my fundemental anlaysis meme

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>>27685676
oh fuck I forgot, yeah $122 AH, probably gonna revise this later anyway
>>27685840
I still need to read up more on AQB, like who will be buying their GM salmon

>> No.27686101

>>27685833
Tinny would have gone off on a jewish conspiracy rant about that. You passed

>> No.27686103

>>27686068
oops meant for >>27685974
have been drinking

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>>27685885
Ill bake new bread if I can post glorious nautical motivation for /biz/boat

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>>27685156
>ive tried to read quarterly reports it's literally incomprehensible accounting nonsense
Filtered
Never gonna make it

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You faggots are missing out, we're winning

>> No.27686142

>>27683728
My guess is that cycles of heating and cooling age a building faster which would be worst with black

>> No.27686163

>>27686012
post stocks

>> No.27686169

>>27686068
So you are the faggot who keeps talking stocks in kpg. I wish you stopped entertaining that moron.

>> No.27686172

I have 500k to invest from crypto. Is it worth getting strictly dividend stocks and hope I can get a 2-3% APY?

>> No.27686180

all in rolls royce trust me sirs

>> No.27686217

>>27686172
500K? Dump it in an ETF and forget about it. Is it good enough to never work again? No. Is it good enough that by the time you need to retire, you can do so in peace? Yes.

>> No.27686232

>>27686136
Would’ve been a good buy if it had fundamentals. You don’t buy the dips on meme pnd stocks.

>> No.27686239

>>27686029
>and double team some feminist
My stripper gf is conservative, has a racist das, and likes saying the N word
I think I’ve had an odd knack for picking up conservative chicks on SA.
>If I was gonna visit SA for a week could we get a beer
If you mean Seattle by SA, fuck ya dude. I’ll buy you the fucking beer.
My stripper gf cleaned up and cleared out my full fucking apartment. I can actually have guests over and not experience tremendous shame for the first time in at least a year

>> No.27686252

>>27683888
checked.
Im buying SAVA tomorrow now.

>> No.27686267

>>27686169
no idea what you're talking about friend i never replied to tinny

>> No.27686284

>>27686172
all in JUSHF

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>>27685865
Thanks, I'll look into it. I've heard of psychedelic shit but it still seems pretty uncommon.
>>27685763
Will also look into.
>>27686252
Didn't even notice I'd gotten trips. Maybe SAVA is the one after all.

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>>27685156
>literally incomprehensible accounting nonsense
Ask me how I know that you’re brown.

>> No.27686336

baked
>>27686318
>>27686318
>>27686318

>> No.27686340

>>27686267
Some retard is replying to Tinny.
It better not be you.

>> No.27686344

>>27686180
Isnt rolls owned by tartar now? The punjeets?
Or is RR aeronautical separate from the cars for niggers?
>Shill it to me I might just buy it, Im a car guy so the brand resonates

>> No.27686410

>>27686172
Ignore this retard with his boomer tier apy >>27686217
Split your money into
2 x USDC parts and deposit into BlockFi and Celcius and collect 14% APY.
Eth 2.0 if you can and collect staking rewards 7% APY
Put one part into BTC and just hold.
For stocks exposure I’d put 10-15% into TQQQ or some other leveraged indexes.
Good luck.

>> No.27686426

>>27686239
Dope. Hopefully OPTI will be worth 10 dollars by august and I’ll have 6 figs. Otherwise gotta wait for PIPP to announce acquisition.

>> No.27686471

>>27686217
How much would I get from an ETF per year? I plan on earning a fair bit more money through investing, but 500k is my floor. I am looking to try to earn 25-30k per year since my cheapass can live off of that very easily

>> No.27686706

>>27684333
looks like the city in inception

>> No.27686709

>>27686471
8-11% in index ETFs. Around 25% in something like ARKK.

>> No.27686787

>>27686709
Damn really? I could live off of half of that if I can truly generate 8-11% per year, while also saving some of that as well.

>> No.27686910

>>27686787
> 8-11%
Yes, that is historically the average return of the US stock market.

>> No.27687023

>>27686910
Yeah im just looking for something like monthly dividend payments so I dont have to worry about shit, just collecting dividend checks and doing whatever with them

>> No.27687047

>>27683991

thats my fukkin school

>> No.27687269

>>27687023
Dividend investing is bullshit. Go for the higher total return of normal investing as you can just wait out a bear market with your stack and quickly you would have more money to put into cash if you wanted to.

>> No.27687543

>>27687269
I will consider it. I still have time, but I want to look into options to avoid working entirely if I get around 1 million dollars

>> No.27687971

>>27682895
They get easier, wait till the first time you have one where a coin you hold goes to a dollar... Super fun time...