Neet

[Anonymous No.27682440]

>wake up at noon
>jack off
>make lunch
>sell shitcoin I bought the night before for 10x or more
>play games all day
>work out at some point
>eat dinner
>fire up /biz/ and wait for the next pajeet shitcoin scam to go live
>buy it up when it does
>jack off again
>go to bed at 4am with smile on my face knowing all my wagie friends have to get up at 7am to make peanuts
Is this is? Did I reach the dream world?

[Anonymous No.27682497]

>>27682440
same fren, its too good to be true

[Anonymous No.27682554]

>>27682440
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

[Anonymous No.27682589]

Based.

[Anonymous No.27683072]

>>27682440
>>pay 30 in gas fees just to lose the grocery mum gave me to buy food for the family on some pajeet coin

[Anonymous No.27683131]

>>27683072
My $3 in Shib is now $700 in Shib

[Anonymous No.27683249]

>>27683131
Current price
$0.0000000100


We're gonna need more tokens!

[Anonymous No.27683324]

Real question...how do people do these constant transfers and trades for shit coins without going crazy with keeping track of everything for tax purposes

[Anonymous No.27683388]

>>27682440
Teach me your ways

[Anonymous No.27683464]

>>27683324
>tax purposes
>reporting crypto

[Anonymous No.27683468]

>>27683324
Koinly. For uniswap shitcoins you can just upload the .csv. It's honestly the future of taxation if government were smart enough to set their revenue services with a similar feature. Excel is high school tier education and tracking transactions is baby work when it's already done for you.

Hard part is if they try to monero it of course.

[Anonymous No.27683575]

>>27683468
FUCKING TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SHITCOINER I DONT WANT TO WAGIE ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.27683594]

>>27683324
Tax rate * [(Money out) - (money in)]

[Anonymous No.27683676]

I NEED TO KNOW THE SHITCOIN GAME RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.27683793]

>>27683324
>>27683464

Imao imagine IRS trying to audit you for your yield farming gains. Gtfo here newfag.

[Anonymous No.27683854]

>>27683468
If I decide to transfer $500 from coin base to meta mask, and then buy $500 worth of Rubic, what are the exact steps I would need to do since that isn’t on Uniswap

[Anonymous No.27684867]

I've seen so many wallet and exchange profiles for crypto, tell me yall, did you ever start with just an exchange app like coinbase or binance and regret it? Which platform is the coziest mix between wallet/exchange?

[Anonymous No.27684924]

>>27683854
it is on uniswap
you need to select the coingecko token list

[Anonymous No.27685014]

>>27683793
>IRS hires a warehouse full of niggers to go through my crypto records
>l make literally millions of transactions per year
>the IRS spends tens of millions paying pajeets to audit my records
>they finally finish and tell me I owe an extra $400k in taxes
lmao

[Anonymous No.27685511]

>>27682440
I think thats it anon! Not having to do shit on a schedule is a major plus in my book

[Anonymous No.27685547]

>>27682440
this would be based if you eliminated jacking off

[Anonymous No.27685575]

>>27684867
why would you need a mix when you can have both for free just use whatever you need

[Anonymous No.27685723]

>>27682440
>>>27683464
God bless cryptos

[Anonymous No.27685910]

>>27684867
I used 1 exchange that had a 10% deposit fee when I first started because I was new and FOMOing hard so I used the first place that would let me put fiat in, that was back in 2018 when every exchange was getting overloaded with new sign ups
I regret the fuck out of doing that because not only did everything crash but I ended up paying hundreds in deposit fees
fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.27685990]

>>27685575
understandable. was feeling like a fast handed nigger. Thank you for the clarity bb

[Anonymous No.27686207]

>>27682440
>another NEET LARPing because he's too dumb to be a WFH chad