/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27675700]

>Drive an absolute shitbox bro
>Buy a small apartment bro
>Don't be flashy dude
>Don't eat out
>Save every penny
The absolute state of some of you faggots

[Anonymous No.27675719]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.27675735]

????

[Anonymous No.27675744]

>>27675700
ok thanks for stopping by

[Anonymous No.27675759]

>>27675700
I cant stand spending money, I gotta invest every cent I have or I dont fee alive

[Anonymous No.27675843]

>>27675700
I literally have nothing I want to spend my money on. It all goes into stocks, SPACs, and cash covered theta plays.

[Anonymous No.27675842]

>Drive an expensive car bro
>Buy a large apartment bro
>Be flashy dude
>Eat out
>Spend every penny
The absolute state of faggot OP

[Anonymous No.27676013]

>>27675700
>implying non-INTJ personalities will ever make it
NGMI

[Anonymous No.27676068]

>>27675700
What are you talking about you cum guzzling faggot, we want you to torch all your money on pajeet scams.

[Anonymous No.27676130]

I eat a lot of takeout because cooking is a waste of time and it tastes better than anything I could make at home.

Buying a flashy car and a giant house is a colossal waste of money, I've lived in big houses they aren't comfy there is too much empty space. I'll take a cosy little bungalow over a big place any day, way less work to keep it clean and dust-free.

[Anonymous No.27676195]

>>27675700
I only buy guns, ammo, and shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.27676270]

>>27675700
Buying a massive house when you're single/have no children is a huge waste. Like I don't even have what you'd consider a hueg mcmansion, just got a phenomenal deal on this property, but I don't even use the upstairs portion of my house. It's just collecting dust. The second I'm done paying it off, I'm renting this dumb shit out and downsizing.

[Anonymous No.27676274]

>>27675759
>>27675842
>>27675843
>>27676013
I get it guys, you're autistic

[Anonymous No.27676337]

>>27676274
well duh, you gotta be to fucking around with internet funny money and do nothing else..

[Anonymous No.27676473]

Live within your means and invest more than you spend.

[Anonymous No.27676506]

>>27676130
With the time it takes to go out, order, get food and return, you could have already made a meal and for less money.

[Anonymous No.27676578]

>>27676274
8/10 would do the needful

[Anonymous No.27676608]

>>27675700
>>27676274
What is your goal here?

[Anonymous No.27677109]

>>27676608
Too spread awareness that being a faggy "live like shit" type person is cringe and gay. What's the point of making money if you just do nothing with it
>inb4 not to wage slave
you can easily do that with a 5% APY in some fund or whatever, when you get the initial capital,
>inb4 defeat the jews buy gaining more power
Wont work

[Anonymous No.27677160]

Why yes, I did cash out half of my Bitcoin to buy a Tesla, despite still renting my apartment. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.27677247]

>>27675700
You VILL Eat ze Bugs
You VILL Live in ze Pods
You VILL Wear ze Mask
You VILL take ze Vaccine
You VILL Obey ze authorities
You VILL have NO freedom or privacy
You VILL have NO white kids
You VILL accept ze Globohomo propaganda
You VILL be chipped by Bill Gates
You VILL take ze Mark of Beast
You VILL rent your clothes
...
You VILL own nothing
and You VILL be happy

[Anonymous No.27677410]

I'm pretty frugal besides food. Fuck you if I'm in the mood for something I'm eating it

[Anonymous No.27677417]

>>27677109
Refusing to blow your paycheck on dumb shit isn't the same as "doing nothing with your money"

[Anonymous No.27677477]

Past a certain point, it's less about saving money than it is about basically virtue signalling, flexing some bizarre sentiment of status over your peers.

>I'm literally squatting in a condemned warehouse right now, get on my level bro, lol do you even want to make it?

[Anonymous No.27677546]

>>27676274
I need to play sonic with her bros.

[Anonymous No.27677620]

>>27677410

I'm the same way. Spend $150/wk on food but live in a cargo van in the sonoran desert atm.

[Anonymous No.27677677]

yeah bro fucking go 30k in debt with interest on to drive a nigger coupe and then you can spend every weekend at home depot fixing little issues with your shitbox rental that Goldenstein sold you right before the neighborhood went to shit. thanks anon you are so smart.

[Anonymous No.27677800]

>>27675700
cya on my yacht in 10 years

[Anonymous No.27677915]

>>27675700
>buy a nice new car
>rent an overpriced downtown apartment
>waste money on vanity
>eat out multiple times a week at restaurants you can't afford
>don't save or invest anything
>just retire at 70 bro

[Anonymous No.27677985]

>>27677620
can you pls post some pics of your van, fren?

I'm van curious

[Anonymous No.27678046]

>>27675700
>wasted digits

Fuck you and your retarded degenerate logic

[Anonymous No.27678050]

>>27677677
I'm not saying not to make money, making money and balling is based as fuck. But some of these fags preach to other anons that when they make it they'll live like a fag and no one will like them. Of course if you're still poor you can't live the good life and if you're making good cash you wont need debt

[Anonymous No.27678151]

>>27676130
>I eat a lot of takeout because cooking is a waste of time and it tastes better than anything I could make at home.

Maybe you will get the itch to start cooking like I did recently. It's really fun and enjoyable once you get into it and start making good stuff. I made this pot of cajun red beans on Sunday and I still have some in the fridge. Tasty, nutritious and cost me like $10 total. Just steer clear of my asshole because its torn up right now.

[Anonymous No.27678185]

>>27677109
>What's the point of making money if you just do nothing with it
Who's doing "nothing" with it?
I'm saving it, go on a vacation maybe once every couple of years, buy the food I want, take my girl out maybe once a month if she sucked my dick.
The point is, I'm ready if some shit goes down. If shit goes down, I don't have to hop on fucking GOFUNDME and beg people for money. I don't have to shamefully admit that I sold my car at some massive loss just because I couldn't make the payments.
Nothing like that has come close to happening to me, but I like the piece of mind that it doesn't have to. I like knowing that my faggot neighbor is leasing a fucking Tesla I could buy with cash tomorrow if I wanted, but I'm still good with my shitball 2010 ICE car.
The point of not "spending" (i.e. borrowing) is so I don't have to be a slave to some banker.

[Anonymous No.27678220]

>>27675700
>spending copious amounts of money on worthless commodities
>instead of using your wealth to support you while you pursue your passions
you will always be an empty husk of a human

[Anonymous No.27678230]

>>27677915
I'm talking about anons who made it (have lots of money) Of course you need to invest and create things to make money in the beginning

[Anonymous No.27678292]

>>27676274
I know a 21 year old autistic woman they do not dress anything like this. The dead giveaway is the visible mid-section. Lying bitch.

[Anonymous No.27678314]

>>27677915
>retire
When do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.27678335]

>>27675700
I always spend all my gains on random shit

[Anonymous No.27678434]

Flaunting wealth is dangerous. You dont need to drive a 20 year old camry but a lambo is both a massive money pit and draws too much attention to yourself. There is always a balance. If you get a pre-owned bmw or something for $25k it will both attract stupid women and also not make you a target to thieves who know how to actually spot a rich person

[Anonymous No.27678558]

>mfw i think about the amount of money i've saved by not moving out and becoming a rentcuck
>mfw still driving the 98 avalon i inherited from my gramps
>mfw all i need for entertainment is a decent PC and internet connection

honestly being frugal is so fucking easy these days if you aren't an utter imbecile; the problem is so many people (in the US at least) never learn about proper financial literacy and end up constantly in debt because they cannot stop CONSOOMING and paying off credit cards with other credit cards

[Anonymous No.27678678]

>>27678151
this, cooking is fun as hell and fulfills that caveman need to work with my hands that I've lost since getting a fucking office job. throw on some tunes and follow a recipe it's fun, easy, and at the end of it you get a nice meal. you can also get drunk while cooking.

[Anonymous No.27678794]

>>27678558
>mfw all i need for entertainment is a decent PC and internet connection
What a fucking life bro, browsing 4chan all day and looking at chards. Also my logic doesn't apply to poorfags, so if you are one, making money is crucial. However you choose to do it

[Anonymous No.27678886]

>>27678558
it's pretty worth it for a few years
>move out when poor and can't save much
>spend money drinking and fucking girls in your place
>experiment with drugs

Then move back in with your parents or find a gf and live with her to split costs. There's ways around all this

[Anonymous No.27679534]

>>27678558
98 Avalon is unironically my dream car

[Anonymous No.27679564]

>>27678558
Jews fear the school bus hoarder

[Anonymous No.27679674]

>>27675700
Okay well wage slave forever while you buy stupid shit. Most people could retire in their mid 30's if they played shit smart, and raised a family correctly to create a system of generational wealth.

[Anonymous No.27679821]

>>27679674
Read my posts faggot, poorfags DO need to play smart and earn money. I'm talking about rich anons who made it and preach a faggy low cost lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.27679860]

>>27679821
Read my dick with the back of your throat, faggot.

[Anonymous No.27679928]

>>27678292
Why bother lying about having autism? What is the advantage here.

[Anonymous No.27679964]

>>27678558
Based import beater driver, and your car doesn't even look like a beater like mine. Living in mommy's basement with my $40,000 investments and my 2006 Nissan Altima as I wait to leave for the military for pilot training. Kek.

[Anonymous No.27680060]

>>27679860
Triggered a poor fag who lives paycheck to paycheck. Keep grinding at the office tho niggerbrain

[Anonymous No.27680244]

>>27679928
Oppression olympics

[Anonymous No.27680253]

>>27676274
>Posts tiktok retard shit
>Complains about frugality
>Deep fried memes from half a decade ago.
Anon you are unironically stupid, and I would bet my rubic stack that you have under 100iq. See Pic related.

[Anonymous No.27680274]

>>27680060
Your post is the definition of nigger rich.

[Anonymous No.27680311]

>>27675700
When I make a couple million in crypto I’ll live like that so I can live off dividends and not work ever.

[Anonymous No.27680326]

>>27679928
>not understanding basic attention seeking female psychology
NGMI

[Anonymous No.27680345]

>>27679928
it's the new one since all girls have depression/anxiety, now they say they have autism

[Anonymous No.27680413]

>>27680253
you're valuing an iphone and an xbox on someone's IQ? low level

[Anonymous No.27680620]

>>27680326
She needs to go to church and grow that fucking eyebrow back.

[Anonymous No.27680622]

>>27679564
kek

[Anonymous No.27680799]

>>27678794
Leave this board you absolute faggot. You do not understand the people who browse this board. This guy is living the dream.
>>27678050
>Using nigger words like "balling"
>>27677109
Saving money is not a bad thing you fucking retard.

I'm summation, leave this board Newfag. We don't want you here.

[Anonymous No.27681605]

If I got a shitload of money I would just move back with my parents desu.

[Anonymous No.27681634]

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He needs many (YOU)’s. This is literally history guys. Biz has found the ultimate KEKold of the board. Come drop a (you) to mark yourself in the archive history books.... let’s get this to a record number of you’s don’t give the cu ck a break... This is a legendary screen cap.

Spread the news and ask the mods to pin the thread so everyone may see

[Anonymous No.27681817]

>>27680253
>rubic stack
>thinks he's high iq
anon i

[Anonymous No.27681897]

>>27675700
Yes, you do that shit until you get a comfortable amount of money.

[Anonymous No.27681901]

>>27675700
as soon as you get a nice car you realize there's no fucking difference
same with most expensive things

buy a REALLY nice piece of land, that's all you need

[Anonymous No.27682182]

>>27681605
Wholesome and multi-family-generational -housing pilled.

[Anonymous No.27682351]

>>27676274
Post more of this autistic babe

[Anonymous No.27682558]

>>27676130
Cooking can be a joy unto itself but what excites me the most about never having to worry about money is being able to eat delicious food from around the world whenever I want. Fuck a big house, fancy car, expensive hobbies. etc. I just want to eat food prepared with skill and passion every day of my life.

[Anonymous No.27682693]

>>27675700
My senior year of high school I went to a school with a lot of poor black people/other brown lower class people.
The two biggest reasons they didn't get anywhere is:
1. Most of them never put in the effort to finish school
2. They would spend their paychecks on retarded stuff that I didn't even buy despite being pretty well off.
Everything from 300$ shoes (I didn't even know there were shoes that expensive when I was 17), to pooling a butt load of money just to buy a tiny bag of weed.
This one Mexican girl who would give me free taco bell in exchange for a ride to work(taco bell) would often say "I really gotta quit smoking cigs, they cost me so much money"
and at the end of the conversation someone would call her phone and say "Hey you wanna throw down some money fo dis weed?" and of course she'd say yes.
The only people I know from that school that got anywhere beyond a minimum wage job in life were my brother & the one girl in the school that refused to be a whore and went to medical school.
I think the people who delay gratification in life generally do better in the long run.

[Anonymous No.27682983]

>>27680253
>rubic stack

[Anonymous No.27682995]

>>27682693
>people who delay gratification in life generally do better in the long run.
absolutely, anon. that's why I've been edging my dick for the past ten years without cumming. I figure if I keep at it for another five years the eventual load will be big enough to put my grandchildren through college

[Anonymous No.27683256]

>drive a nice car
>niggers steal it
>buy a nice house
>niggers rob it
>be flashy
>get jumped
>don’t penny pinch
>go broke

Sounds like you wanna get fucked over, I’m not buying any nice things until I can afford to move to rural Japan where there are no NIGGERS. Gonna ball out on the Inaka dwellers while you spend all your money on shoes that NIGGERS are gonna steal or waste it renting overpriced 4k/mo commie block shit

[Anonymous No.27683261]

>>27675700
My parents are rich and they will give me every single penny (my sibling is a shit fuck). I have a decent income, I have a good amount saved up, and have a decent amount in crypto. I still don't spend money on fancy shit ever, I don't own a watch or jewelry, I don't have a fancy car, I don't have nice clothes. I also don't get laid so there's a trade off. But I don't get any value out of materialistic shit. I'd rather use my money to help people in need.

[Anonymous No.27683277]

>>27682693
You’re wise beyond your peers. Keep it up, and spread that knowledge to your children.

[Anonymous No.27683314]

>>27682351

[Anonymous No.27683357]

>>27675700
Absolute shitboxes are based.

[Anonymous No.27683383]

>>27682351
AUTISM

[Anonymous No.27683424]

>>27683314
>tfw no autistic nerdy gf

[Anonymous No.27683520]

>>27683383
More like
>Art Hoe

[Anonymous No.27683523]

>>27675843
What about hookers?

>>27675842
Well bro expensive hookers are worth it

>>27676270
You can throw parties and have hookers over.

[Anonymous No.27683549]

$50 is actually the means to $500 in this market. tell me anon, is that meal out really worth $500?

I'll dine in the bear market.

[Anonymous No.27683551]

>>27675700
only expensive thing i bought with my btc was a townhouse in a non-nigger semi-gated community. everything is plain as fuck.

[Anonymous No.27683921]

>>27681634
Done. epic bread

[Anonymous No.27683999]

if you dont know shit about cars driving a shitbox shouldnt bother you. even if you do know shit about cars you should drive a shitbox you modded yourself.

[Anonymous No.27684122]

>>27683999
Trips confirm

[Anonymous No.27684184]

>>27677247
How about I’m doin’ none of em’

[Anonymous No.27684223]

only thing i am missing is an autism gf.

[Anonymous No.27684252]

>>27675700
kek half the fags here are no better then the poor left who wanna take wealthy peoples money to put into tranny programs

[Anonymous No.27684441]

>>27677109
cucks get intimidated at the thought of the successful man buying a new Porsche and continuing to invest, they don’t get that investing is a life long game that never ends and that you can invest, while living well. It’s not about a race to a ml, then 10 then 100 because that’s a lifetime manoeuvre and there’s no guarantee your health will even hold up should you hit your goal to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.27684737]

>>27679928
It’s trendy to be different / oppressed in today’s society

[Anonymous No.27685141]

>>27675843
Shill me your favorite SPAC

[Anonymous No.27685674]

post networth you nigger

[Anonymous No.27685743]

>>27675700
And they wonder why they can't get laid

[Anonymous No.27685786]

>>27675700
t. leveraged consoomtard

[Anonymous No.27685862]

>>27678292
The one autistic bitch I know gets off to NTR and power games.

[Anonymous No.27685863]

>>27684441
Yeah, but no one making less than 50k should spend their money on a porche, that only comes once you reach 6 figures, which most people in general, and most people on this board don't have.