/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27670507]

how do I fill a 3 years gap in my CV?

[Anonymous No.27670601]

>tfw 6 year gap

[Anonymous No.27670686]

Tell them you were taking care of a family member. Corps don't ask for clarification or an explanation, you just need to look a bit sad.

[Anonymous No.27670754]

>>27670507
>>27670601
you guys are fucked lmao. I mean, depending on the area you work in you could say you were working on a personal project or working a family business or something

[Anonymous No.27670776]

>>27670507
>tfw most of my gap is because of my gap

[Anonymous No.27670825]

>>27670507
Self-Employed Entrepreneur

[Anonymous No.27670834]

>>27670507
Fill it with lies

[Anonymous No.27670924]

>>27670507
>>27670601
Do you like creating your own character in vidya, anon? You can create your own character everytime you apply to a job. Race, employment history, disabilities… you can be whatever you want to be.
Best of luck out there, friend.

[Anonymous No.27671009]

>>27670507
Tell them you were transitioning because you alway knew you weren't a real man.

[Anonymous No.27671025]

>>27670686
This
>someone had babby
>parents are old and need help with little stuff
>helped someone fix up property
>wanted to become photographer so I worked on portfolio
>couldn't find jobs in my field
>taking a class
etc

[Anonymous No.27671128]

>>27670924
>>27670834
But what if they call my last workplace? Or want to see some kind of certificate.

[Anonymous No.27671130]

>>27670507
tell them the truth that you were a pathetic neet who gambled his neetbucks on fake internet coins all the while jacking off to questionable hentai and JAV's

[Anonymous No.27671158]

Make up a job and use a friend/google voice number as a reference

[Anonymous No.27671208]

>>27670507
if you're in believable shape, you can explain away a year by saying you hiked the appalachian trail

[Anonymous No.27671211]

>>27670924
This. If you are over 115 IQ, you feel IMPELLED to just be honest on your resume. Heads up retard, literally EVERYONE LIES THROUGH THEIR TEETH.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO ONE FUCKING WORKS THEY ALL LIE, PARETO'S PRINCIPLE IS IN EFFECT.

IF YOU ARE AN AUTIST AND SMART, PLEASE WORK OUT AND BECOME A BOLD, HARDENED ASSHOLE AND NEVER LOOK BACK (no one thinks in your space)

[Anonymous No.27671230]

>>27671128
90% don't care, and if they want to call just give your dad's phone number or something and tell him to lie. He'll be glad enough to get you out of the house.

[Anonymous No.27671276]

>>27671128
Don't listen to those faggots, you WERE taking care of family. Your family can include yourself. They won't ask probing questions because they're not allowed to.

t. HR pro

[Anonymous No.27671348]

>>27670601
same

[Anonymous No.27671356]

>>27671128
If you have a huge employment gap, I highly doubt you are applying to any place that actually gives a shit

[Anonymous No.27671378]

>>27671211
>SF-86 explodes

[Anonymous No.27671425]

>>27670507
If you're in australia or new zealand you can say you worked for my company and give them my number. I'll give you a good reference

[Anonymous No.27671548]

>>27671130

[Anonymous No.27671563]

>>27670924
Good way to get blacklisted

[Anonymous No.27671609]

>>27670507
With lies.

[Anonymous No.27671613]

>>27671208
i was gonna say the same thing
i’m hiking it this year i don’t give a fuck about a gap

[Anonymous No.27671615]

>>27671378
Sounds like a very Good Boy role you're signing up for, so probably below 115 threshold. Ignore my comment.

[Anonymous No.27671669]

>>27671615
Shut up before I bomb you

[Anonymous No.27671675]

>>27671563
I think all millennials are black listed unless you know someone at the company.

[Anonymous No.27671786]

>>27671563
>dont lie
>don't get job
>lie
>get caught and blacklisted
Wow, what a loss. Corporations and soulless HR cunts deserve to get lied to anyway.

[Anonymous No.27671859]

>>27670507
Just say you were consulting

[Anonymous No.27671914]

>>27671208
This would probably be fine for a generic wagie job, but a lot of top companies would probably see it as a year-long vacation of letting your skills stagnate.

[Anonymous No.27671924]

>>27670507
tell them you became a day trader and lost it all on GME so now you need a job

[Anonymous No.27671941]

>>27671786
You don't need to lie, you just need to tell the right truth.

[Anonymous No.27672092]

>>27670507
Find companies that went out of business. They have no way of verifying your bullshit and tons of business have gone under in the last year.

[Anonymous No.27672394]

This is a good ass thread, keep it going

I have a stake in this as well. I was working @ Fortune 500 consulting at a rate of $160k/y and was let go.

I get put on unemployment, then COVID hits....long story short, I've been getting a weekly check of AT LEAST $300 from the Government since October of 2019. Shit has been going into savings and buying minor move plays/goods.

Joe Biden said we're getting unemployment until fucking September so I might take 2021 off as well!!!!

I'm focusing on getting into the best shape of my life, getting my new processes and logistics in plays (investment portfolio, social leeds, lifestyle) then dipping my toe back into the industry by getting a PHP job, then eventually, getting job @ FAANG and riding out into the sunset.

[Anonymous No.27672648]

just tell a story. In reality i cracked and left my high stakes job because i couldn't handle it anymore and my 5 year plan was to be drunk and fat on christmas eve, alone in a studio apartment with a gun in my mouth.

But the story i plan to tell is that I went home to look after my elderly parents, then covid happened and i used my prior experience in biotech cGMP to maintain a clean room environment in their house until the vaccine was available.

[Anonymous No.27672685]

>never had a job
>never will
gap filled

[Anonymous No.27672723]

>>27672648
>and i used my prior experience in biotech cGMP to maintain a clean room environment in their house until the vaccine was available.
This is a bit much but this is the right sort of thing to do.

[Anonymous No.27672854]

>>27672723
thats actually the most honest part of it. I actually did that.

[Anonymous No.27672884]

>>27670507
My roommate should look at this thread. NEET for a year, has done fuck all since he lost his job. Collects stimulus payments and unemployment. I think he has reverted to living off of his parents money to pay rent/live. Fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.27672924]

>>27672884
Sounds based

[Anonymous No.27672938]

>>27672854
In that case, godspeed anon, that's a good line.

[Anonymous No.27672953]

>>27672884
based

[Anonymous No.27673030]

>>27672884
Depression isn't pathetic, and once he starts doing well I hope you don't plan on being a complete cunt to him. I know you have empathy problems, but don't assume the rest of us agree with your shit.

[Anonymous No.27673107]

by having a skill and showing that skill

[Anonymous No.27673111]

>>27672938
i bought UV 252nm lights for all the entryways to disinfect anything that entered the house.

[Anonymous No.27673147]

>>27671211
Actually true. If you know you can do the work just lie. The real trap panjeets fall for in tech is if you can't do the job you'll just get fired

[Anonymous No.27673229]

>>27670507
i say im a quant trader and developer lol

[Anonymous No.27673272]

>>27673030
>>27672924
>>27672938
He wakes up at 3pm, and plays runescape/watches anime until 5 am. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.27673274]

>>27670507
unironically i'll put futures trades

[Anonymous No.27673358]

This guy’s ID is literally ‘C .U. CK’ please come ridicule him: >>27671702

He needs many (YOU)’s. This is literally history guys. Biz has found the ultimate KEKold of the board. Come drop a (you) to mark yourself in the archive history books.... let’s get this to a record number of you’s don’t give the cu ck a break

[Anonymous No.27673363]

>>27673272
It sounds like he doesn't have anyone he feels comfortable talking to. Dodge your own accountability all you want.

[Anonymous No.27673448]

>>27673272
how does that effect you? Sounds like you didn't get hugged enough.

[Anonymous No.27673717]

>>27673272
Yes, this is how depression manifests itself so you just sound like a total cunt right now.

[Anonymous No.27673722]

>>27670507
>tfw 5 year gap but gonna be rich in a year so fuck it
I was training, training on how to BALL OUT NIGGGGGGUHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.27673773]

>>27670507
consulting

[Anonymous No.27673872]

>>27673448
>> 27673363
Get a job. It affects ne because he has asked me for rent money to cover himself. What a world it would be if you could wake up at 2 pm not work, and not have to worry about anything. That is not the world we live in, society pays for services and if you are not providing that, but instead leeching off of the system you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.27673935]

>>27673717
Don't give a fuck be a man and figure it out

[Anonymous No.27673951]

>>27671128
Don't listen to those retards. If you lie about your work experience you will fail your company's background check. Best you can do right now is start working on personal projects and work for your relatives. You could also put down what you did in those three years time and turn them into a project. Hopefully you weren't literally doing absolute nothing for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.27674011]

>>27670507
>how do I fill a 3 years gap in my CV?
put your peepee in it

[Anonymous No.27674185]

Make a completely fake resume filled with buzzwords that bots scan for. All references are people you know pretending to be former managers.

[Anonymous No.27674749]

>>27673717
>>2767372
>>27673030
Get a job.

[Anonymous No.27674864]

Buy $CLF under 18

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

BlackRock upped stake to 15% and ArcelorMittal owns 17%... Together both these superb companies own 1/3rd of Cliffs:

- /r/vitards & #SteelGang

[Anonymous No.27674972]

>>27674864
Sorry m8, this is a Neets only thread apparently- no buying no selling, just lamenting the the prejudices of the system

[Anonymous No.27675061]

>>27670507
Just be honest, if they ask about. If not then say nothing. If they do ask have a good punchline ready.

[Anonymous No.27675171]

IF YOU DO FUCK ALL FOR A YEAR+ YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR IT IN JOB INTERVIEWS, GET FUCKING REAL YOU DEPLORABLE NEETS

[Anonymous No.27675283]

>>27670507
Just fucking lie. But lie well. For fucks sake you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.

[Anonymous No.27675327]

>>27675171
Why can't you just say "I had savings and felt like chilling the fuck out for a year"
I'm sitting on a stack and would probably do that

[Anonymous No.27675429]

>>27675327
Because jews see that you arent acting like a good little golem and blacklist you.

[Anonymous No.27675505]

>>27672394
Same but trying to create self made income stream online and I made 50k/Year

Lets Ride out Together fren

[Anonymous No.27675537]

just fucking lie how is this a legitimate obstacle wtf

[Anonymous No.27675569]

>>27675327
Gratz if you can honestly say that. I don't think that the majority of people in that situation can so stop trying to argue as if its a majority position

[Anonymous No.27675582]

>>27670507
>how do I fill a 3 years gap in my CV?
Grad school
PhD
SSDI

[Anonymous No.27675676]

>>27673872
Why would you want to contribute to a system that wants you dead?

[Anonymous No.27675708]

>>27671563
>never heard of The Pratfall Effect
ngmi anon

[Anonymous No.27675728]

>>27675569
see >>27672394

>>27675505
To Vahalla brother - I still kind of regret not getting a condo back in 2015 but it's all good.

Growth is important.

[Anonymous No.27675761]

>>27675676
I have no choice, but to play the game. What is your excuse?

[Anonymous No.27675864]

>>27670507
>how do I fill a 3 years gap in my CV?
Create a square space for your fake business.

Do you know how many fake companies are listed on the exchanges? Alot

When i say fake, i mean, there is only 1 employee and they have "plans" and "incubations" for future offerings.

Seriously, just create a fake webpage for your "company" that you were running.

Hell say that you were running it in Brazil. Litterally no way they can find out.

[Anonymous No.27675873]

>>27675761
Just wondering why you expect him to support such a system if he can survive without doing so

[Anonymous No.27675899]

>>27675728
Joe Biden has already broken his promise that Americans are going to receive $2000 stimulus checks- get fucking real

[Anonymous No.27676002]

>>27675708
So people will like you better after you screw up if you're attractive or seen as high achieving?

[Anonymous No.27676051]

"Spent 3 years investing in crypto, was rug pulled by a team of Indians who created a scam coin and stole all my money."
Simple as

[Anonymous No.27676067]

>>27675569
Lol I'm not trying to argue anon I literally don't get the perspective of employers. I don't think it's that uncommon, I spend money like a dumbass and can still save up enough to take it easy for a while within a half year. Some people have relatives who will die and leave them a little chunk of change that can last them. Either way why is it Mr. Shekelberg's business if I want to just do whatever the fuck I want for a min rather than let my savings collect dust or blow it on some extravagant purchase, it's not like I have kids to give a shit about

[Anonymous No.27676200]

>>27676002
basically, you dont even have to be "attractive" you just kind of have to be likeable. Think Tim Allen on Home Improvement

[Anonymous No.27676232]

>>27670507
Where are you from OP? Ill hire you.

[Anonymous No.27676358]

>>27675708
that's a man

[Anonymous No.27676385]

>>27675873
If you live in a society where you can support yourself with doing nothing, providing no services, no goods, but still make ends meat- what is the fucking point of it all? Should we all just lay back in our beds for the inevitable check from the government? The fact is a man's worth is tied up in his ability to provide, which is related to his salary. For better or for worse. This is the system that we live in.

[Anonymous No.27676652]

>>27676067
Anon I could not work for s year and be happy- the fact of the matter is we have to, we are destined to. We are wagies, not niggers. We are the backbone of society, and I don'"t believe that we are the keystone to it all, but what the fuck have I worked for if some NEET can cruise through life with no consequences

[Anonymous No.27676735]

>>27670507
Tell them you were in a three year program after they found those files on your hard drive. But that you're cured now. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.27676814]

>>27670507
just ask the interviewer why they are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.27676906]

>>27675761
The only winning move in a rigged game is not to play.

[Anonymous No.27676966]

>>27676906
You're a complete idiot. If the game is rigged just cheat.

[Anonymous No.27676997]

tell them you were getting tranny gender surgery

[Anonymous No.27677014]

>>27675899
Nigga

I'm getting unemployment

that's a free 28k

[Anonymous No.27677058]

>>27675327
It's about making yourself more employable than your competitors. If a recruiter looks at two resumes with identical experience and relevant skills but one has work gap and the other one doesn't, who do you think the recruit will reach out to?

[Anonymous No.27677174]

>>27670507
This >>27670924

When are you morons going to realise that lying on your CV is a MUST do. I put that I've worked for 4 years in mine as an office assistant, customer support, and sales manager. I got hired. Haven't worked a day in my life before.

[Anonymous No.27677231]

>>27676906
Not to play = not to work. Mmk, I see what I'm dealing with here, don't have sex without a condom

[Anonymous No.27677312]

>>27677014
Get a job you fucking freeloader

[Anonymous No.27677428]

i dropped out from high school 10 years ago, and i only worked once for 8 months so i could get a nintendo switch and games for the future

[Anonymous No.27677442]

>>27677231
No you fucking idiot, not playing the game means suicide.

[Anonymous No.27677488]

>>27671276
Solid advice

>>27673951
gay/retarded eternal wagecuck advice

[Anonymous No.27677579]

>>27677442
Then save us all the trouble with your garbage ass posts and do it

[Anonymous No.27677597]

>>27673363
>accountability
He's his roommate, not his guidance counselor.

[Anonymous No.27677672]

>>27671211
Good advice. I second this.

[Anonymous No.27677799]

>>27670507
There's a certain company listed in the "top 10 companied to work from home" list on a certain job website that was posted last year that is still hiring for current projects and don't really care too much about your previous job history so long as you can be fairly competent at your job and treat customers with professionalism.

[Anonymous No.27677905]

>>27677579
>can't even read IDs
Hello, welcome my fellow Redditeer.

[Anonymous No.27677908]

>got a new job as a teacher
>already thinking about quitting
I'm not gonna make it bros...

[Anonymous No.27678035]

>>27670507
>mfw the interviewer asks why I have a 3 week gap in my resume

[Anonymous No.27678062]

>>27677442
listen you slave nigger. Why are you here? Why are you on this website? Why were you even fucking born?
I'm here to find another way. If you aren't maybe you should suck a shotgun, because anything else is just a less effficient way of dying.

[Anonymous No.27678081]

>>27677597
Out of college, late 20's figure it the fuck out. I'm not his Dad.

[Anonymous No.27678228]

>>27677908
if you quit this you'll just quit everything that comes after as well

[Anonymous No.27678316]

>>27677908
Are you in an inner-city district?

[Anonymous No.27678456]

>>27670507
make up shit lmao

[Anonymous No.27678512]

>>27670507
JUST tell them the truth.

[Anonymous No.27678565]

>>27670507
just say you were a carer for a family member or something dickhead

[Anonymous No.27678792]

>>27677905
Lmao he called this guy a redditor, get me in the screencap for epic upvotes!!!

[Anonymous No.27678838]

I’d like to thank the seething wagie in this thread for the free amusement.

[Anonymous No.27678842]

>>27677174
>lying on your CV is a MUST do
I hate lying at all though

[Anonymous No.27678913]

>>27670507
Own it, turn it into a learning lesson and emphasize how you're better for going through it.

[Anonymous No.27678952]

>>27678228
Im thinking abiut becoming a full time crypto investor.

>>27678316
No why?

[Anonymous No.27679023]

>>27670507
> Never had a job
Who here freelancing comfortably?
I'm 32 and I've never worked for a company or had a boss

[Anonymous No.27679123]

>>27671130
What if I tell them I dropped $5k into BAO when it was 0.00007?

[Anonymous No.27679201]

>>27670507
Just lie in a way they can’t verify. Or tell a truth and grossly exaggerate the facts
>was taking care of a family member
Great one, try to distance them somewhat though. Perhaps a down on their luck single mother cousin needed childcare. Easy “work” for you, impossible to verify for them.

Here’s an idea, you are on /biz/ so you are probably somewhat involved in the market, spin that talent as a long term learning project that you were involved in.
>but I buy high and sell low!
That’s ok, they dont need to know what your gains look like. Understand how crypto work? Most boomers that will listen to your interview won’t. You could discuss entry level crypto talking points and look like a genius to them

[Anonymous No.27679220]

>>27678952
I would imagine teaching in the inner city would be demoralizing, which is why I asked

[Anonymous No.27679286]

>>27671211
Wasn't there some big CEO at some boomer tech company (I think it was Yahoo or AOL) who basically lied about all his education experience? Had no MBA, went to community college. But he had a clause in his contract that if he was fired within one year, he would be paid $15M
He was fired after the fraud came to light. But he still got his $15M

Honesty in the workforce is for wagies. The corporation is not your friend. It will lie to you. You should lie back

[Anonymous No.27679293]

Literally never had a job and I’m 33

Autism is one hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.27679384]

>>27679293
Just kys

[Anonymous No.27679410]

What

[Anonymous No.27679499]

>>27679384
Why? I get autismbux and im holding Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.27679519]

>>27678842
Look m8, your honesty is admirable, but if you want employment, you are gonna have to fudge the facts a little bit. Make up for the lies with hard work if it gets you the job. Remember, everyone is lying on their resume, if you don’t, you are at a massive disadvantage.

>>27679123
This is actually smart, but don’t tell them your investment numbers. Tell them you went in on a project and made X% profit. That could be $5, or $5 million, they won’t know. But they will know you are savvy with upstart projects

[Anonymous No.27679567]

>>27679384
Only losers need jobs
Winners make jobs
I've made more money than all my peers and I've never had a boss

[Anonymous No.27679634]

I'm a SubGenius/Discordian. I just tell them I was practicing my freedom of religion. I'm born again now, and I worked freelance/was a consultant/working on my writing career and portfolio.

[Anonymous No.27679709]

>>27678842
roll over and die then faggot. this world isn't unicorns and rainbows. even the market is about fucking others over.

[Anonymous No.27679731]

>>27679220
Im in the middle of nowhere in an arabic/maori neighborhood. I'd rather be in the city really.

[Anonymous No.27679853]

>>27673272
He just sounds deppressed dude what the fuck

[Anonymous No.27679873]

Here’s another tip if you are really struggling. Find one of those ancestry websites that will verify you as like 1% Native American. Then check that box on the resume instead of white. If they ask, give them a prideful response about your native heritage (don’t give them the % though). In this day an age, most won’t dare to challenge you on this, but if they do it’s lawsuit city and you have the ancestry shit to back up your claim.

Try not to lean on this too much though. You go this route if you can’t even get calls back

[Anonymous No.27679884]

>>27679567
Take your government prescribed dose of Copium and go to bed, I don't believe you. Post porof or GTFO

[Anonymous No.27679983]

>>27670507
Uber. Even if you could find a a phone number for Uber, nobody is going to answer it.

[Anonymous No.27680006]

>>27670507
>1 year and 6 months gap
>send 20 job applications for sub 70k a year salary
>completely ignored
>send 1 job application for over 150k a year just today
>you're being considered for this job

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.27680024]

>>27670507
what is cv

[Anonymous No.27680027]

>>27670507
explained away a 6 month gap by saying i had to leave the country to take care of my family since im an immigrant LOL. gg got an offer as a senior financial anlayst last week and interviewing with elite tech firms for finance and accounting roles

its whatevr

[Anonymous No.27680076]

>>27679853
He is depressed AF, but he does nothing to reconcile the situation. It's been over a year, the dude milks $ off of his parents, expects me and my roommate to cook, clean for his NEET ass. He is a worthless fucking manlet

[Anonymous No.27680090]

>>27670686
this

[Anonymous No.27680196]

>>27673272
He doesn't do anything else except those? Let me guess, he didn't even cook his own meals?

[Anonymous No.27680249]

>>27680076
Ever try to encourage him? Why do you have to be so cruel, man? What inside you makes you hate him so much?

[Anonymous No.27680268]

>>27680196
Grow up and get a job

[Anonymous No.27680321]

>>27680268
Legit question you ultranigger

[Anonymous No.27680392]

>>27680249
Of course we have- but that all goes to the wayside. You can say you are looking for a job, but the difference is when I can actually see you are doing fuck all looking for a job b/c im WFH since the pandemic started it's a different story

[Anonymous No.27680439]

>>27679884
I've been freelancing since I was 18 (32 now). The first few years were hard but once you stick through that, you never ever have to worry about clients

[Anonymous No.27680492]

>>27680268
I will answer your question legitimately then- yes he wakes up somewhere in the range of 3 p.m. EST, smoke a cig, makes coffee then watches anime until he reaches the inflection point where he has to play LOL or Runescape

[Anonymous No.27680502]

>>27679873
This sounds like a good way to make everyone at the job hate you, and when you show up to the interview, and they your sparkling white ass, they'll find any reason to not hire you.
These tricks don't work anymore. People have caught on. White people getting cancelled over falling back on their 1/8th Native American genes is pretty common now.
At least look a bit brown/Sicilian if you're going to do this. Even then it's risky.

[Anonymous No.27680577]

>>27680492
>>27680196

[Anonymous No.27680618]

>>27680502
they see*

>>27680392
Well, give him some tough love, then. Scare him a bit if you have to. Does he work out at all? Tell him to work out.

[Anonymous No.27680668]

>>27670507
tell them you dealing with major depression disorder

[Anonymous No.27680794]

>>27680502
That’s why I said it should be a last resort. It’s a way to get you into an interview if you keep sending shit out and never hearing anything. It shouldn’t be your only selling point for getting the job, in fact, you should be ready to sell yourself on everything else in hopes they like that enough to gloss over asking about your heritage.

If you are getting calls for interviews, I wouldn’t do this

[Anonymous No.27680814]

>>27680268
What job do you do that has lead you to project your insecurities onto strangers on the internet?

[Anonymous No.27680907]

>>27680668
This is a bad idea. They will see you took a 3 year gap because of depression and immediately think forward to you taking a huge chunk of time off for your next depression episode. You want to paint yourself as healthy and mentally stable as possible

[Anonymous No.27680922]

>>27680618
Inconsolable. We have advocated for him to apply to jobs (he has a CS background), go back back to school - he is 9 credits from graduating with an undergrad in CS. He is stubborn AF, lazy as all fuck, and leeches off of the govt. for $, and leeched off of us to cook an clean. He is a worthless piece of shit, and under 6 foot. Fuck him

[Anonymous No.27681045]

>>27680814
A decent paying job where I can support my interests comparable to the interests I have. Hbu?

[Anonymous No.27681146]

>>27680577
Sorry, just made my afternoon cuppa

Try ruining videogames for him, did that to a goomer friend of mine and now he's actually looking for a job. Tell him it's all escapism, his problems won't go away, and if keeps going this way, the only thing waiting at the end is a noose, games are just imaginary pixels which is worth zero most of the time irl, yadda yad you probably know this.
Idk just redpill him on what he's actually doing playing vidya all day, probably get him started on /sig/.

[Anonymous No.27681153]

I have never been employed and I don’t know what a CV is

[Anonymous No.27681306]

>>27681153
based anon. hope this will be me one day

[Anonymous No.27681364]

>>27680922
Hmmm. Yeah, that sounds tough. Shit, 9 fucking credits, huh?
Did something really fucked up happen to him to make him this way? Can only see medication and therapy getting him out of this stump, or having some sort of epiphany while homeless/on the brink of homelessness to get him seeing straight.
He'll bottom eventually, and if he has any sense left, he won't choose the easy way out anymore.
Show him /biz/ maybe? The meme culture here really activated my autism and got me thinking about my future.

[Anonymous No.27681417]

>>27681146
Anon, I'm out of here in 6 months and will be paying for a 1 bed/ 1 bath. He's collateral- not my friend, IDGAF what happens to him nor his career. At the the end of the day he is a NEET and will be treated as such in future job inquiries.

[Anonymous No.27681441]

>>27681045
Interesting that you won’t name your skill-less office monkey position after crying and badgering internet strangers to get a job...

[Anonymous No.27681456]

>>27670507
>i started my own online business selling shirts /some other retarded thing
boom. easy.

[Anonymous No.27681461]

Urgent: This guy’s ID is literally ‘C.UCK’ please come ridicule him: >>27671702 # # #

He needs many (YOU)’s. This is literally history guys. Biz has found the ultimate KEKold of the board. Come drop a (you) to mark yourself in the archive history books.... let’s get this to a record number of you’s don’t give the cu ck a break... This is a legendary screen cap.

Spread the news and ask the mods to pin the thread so everyone may see

[Anonymous No.27681746]

>>27681441
Forecasting Analyst II - 65K out of college

[Anonymous No.27682016]

>>27681364
If something happened it was before my time \. Comes from a good family-they wouldn't let him wallow on the streets. Not my place to try and correct his trajectory- he's a grown man like you and I- time to grow up

[Anonymous No.27682390]

>>27680076
just dropping by and closing thread after posting, but i just wanted to let you know you're probably the biggest projecting, judgemental, myopic, coping loser i've seen on /biz/ this year by far

[Anonymous No.27682399]

>>27681441
You can end your sperg quest to find who I am- just admit that you're wrong

[Anonymous No.27682459]

>>27682390
Get a job, NEET

[Anonymous No.27682622]

>>27671378
Fuck hell,

They go back and interview your school teachers and your neighbors. Shits ridiculous

[Anonymous No.27682639]

>>27681746
>>27682399
I appreciate the info. I’ll definitely make sure to avoid that job if I ever decide to become a slave.

[Anonymous No.27682719]

>>27682639
No problem, I wish you all the best falling on that sword.

[Anonymous No.27682765]

>>27682399
>>27682016
>>27681746
>>27681417
>>27681306
>>27681045
>>27680922
Imagine having your self worth and concept of manhood tied up to voluntary slavery. It's no surprise you look down on others for enjoying leisure time - only intelligent people with a variety of interests and hobbies can appreciate it. If you honestly believe that even 50% of jobs are valuable or still needed in any way whatsoever in this 5th industrial revolution era then you're a blithering idiot.

[Anonymous No.27682911]

>>27682765
I hope that one day you can have a job that will afford you the necessary salary to afford your dental payments you dirty fucking anglo

[Anonymous No.27683051]

>>27682459
You're a literal drone incapable of independent thought. How else could you believe that every single person needs to work a job? Those days have been gone since the creation of agriculture in the fertile crescent and since then less and less people have needed to work. How can you not understand that? Use your pea brain for a moment. There isn't enough work to go around. So why would you fight for it if you don't need to? What makes a passion, hobby, interest, pursuit a lesser choice in life? Absolute state of this philistine posting 30 responses about how much he hates neets. Most pathetic thing I've read all day. Congrats

[Anonymous No.27683148]

>>27682765
based

[Anonymous No.27683182]

>>27683051
Lmao- see you at the water cooler. It is inevitable

[Anonymous No.27683206]

>>27671211
>>27670924
This, if you can do the work they want you to do, then you can just lie.

[Anonymous No.27683774]

>>27683051
>>How else could you believe that every single person needs to work a job?
Jesus Christ take your meds it is getting to be an embarrassment