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Implying one has 5k of money hidden under his floor tile and wants to invest it into crypto, but is unable to put it on the bank.
How would one, theoretically, put it into bitcoin?
Pic semi related?

>> No.27663509

>>27663423
Asking for a friend

>> No.27663513

there was actually a study done on this
the guy did it with... runescape gold

>> No.27663703

>>27663509
Turn it into cash, bring it into a gas station with a bitcoin machine and turn it into a QR code. Scan the QR code and send it to his metamask wallet.

The Gov can't know shit.

>> No.27663761

>>27663423
What about buying graphic cards and mining? Use Cudo Miner so you’ll mine the best chain for returns for your specs

>> No.27663798

>>27663703
>Scan the QR code and send it to his metamask wallet

>> No.27663832

craigslist works

>> No.27663867

>>27663423
Or you can of course buy over the counter bitcoins. Like hands to hands.
But I prefer the mining solution. It’s a long term inves

>> No.27663894

>>27663423
pretty sure you can buy bitcoin with cash

>> No.27663946

>>27663423
How does one get crypto out and put the money under the floorboards? Asking for a friend.

>> No.27663958

>>27663423
BTC ATMs

you'll get buttraped with fees, but that's the price of total anonymity I guess

>> No.27663955

>>27663703
>Bitcoin
>metamask

>> No.27664004

>>27663832
>>27663703
My friend lives in an euro country where these are not an option (illegal).

>> No.27664003

>>27663946
You make him meet the first guy

>> No.27664104

>>27663423
https://localbitcoins.com/

>> No.27664164

>>27664004
What? BTC ATMs being illegal?

>> No.27664281

>>27664004
Wire me the cash via western union and I’ll deposit it in your btc wallet for you trust me bro.

>> No.27664449

>>27664104
Holy shit this would actually work.
My cousins brother is very thankful.

>> No.27664490

>>27664004
Travel to a country where this is legal or overlooked. There must be some countries within the EU where you can get away with it, no?

>> No.27664524

>>27664449
No problem brother

>> No.27664556
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27664556

>whit nail polish on darker skin

>> No.27664671

>>27663513
Patrician as fuck

>> No.27664674

>>27663513
Yeah this is probably your best bet OP. Not even lying, look into it.

>> No.27664801

>>27664449
your cousins brother is your cousin retard
localbitcoins is maximally cucked and you can't do shit without sending them your id
paxful used to be uncucked but now kinda cucked. but you can at least BUY without sending in id.
in-person deals are a thousand times more anonym than ATM deals and also use much better rates. ATMs will always have a camera either built on or recording nearby

>> No.27664851

>>27663423
lmfao. I saw the earlier thread with this picture and literally jerked off to their feet.
I'm not even a foot fetish guy.

>> No.27664906

>>27663703
the fees will eat you fucking alive

>> No.27664928

>>27664674
I unironically know someone who does it with a game called warspear.
>uses google play gift cards to buy in game currency
>basically pay to win
>game has a trading system
>sells in game currency online via paypal

>> No.27665033

Just funnel through a monero wallet and say you spent it all on female companionship

>> No.27665096

>>27663423
try something like local monero

>> No.27665137

Can't you just exchange in monero, then say you lost the monero or simply haven't touched it, but really withdraw into a different currency and do whatever you like?

>> No.27665558

>>27664928
Couldn't you just use Google Play card to buy crypto with Paypal?

>> No.27665843

>>27663703
BASED
Also coinbase lets you do money transfers.

>> No.27665903

>>27665558
Wait.. Got any good exchange to buy crypto from paypal? Would be ideal. Although kinda weird to buy 50 gift cards or so

>> No.27665980

>>27663423
FOOTA

>> No.27666052

>>27663423
localmonero cash by mail

>> No.27666187

>>27663423
put the money in a foreign currency and buy from an exchange in that country.

>> No.27666201
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27666201

>>27665137
boating accident