/smg/ - Fish Market General

[Anonymous No.27663149]

Losing money with Aquascam Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live TV stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/tag/stockings/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>27660322

[Anonymous No.27663216]

Salmon is cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

[Anonymous No.27663271]

>>27663149
arkk leaps? or shares? too late?

im looking for a little risk but not anything major nothing else is appealing to me right now. shares kinda look like theyre on the too low gains side for me but leaps look perfect but i dont know shit about options and im afraid of the market collapsing or some shit

[Anonymous No.27663409]

>>27663149
>/smg/ - Fish Market General

...missing the much more obvious:
>/smg/ - Seafood Market General

[Anonymous No.27663470]

>>27663181
>>27663181
>>27663181
>>27663181

[Anonymous No.27663487]

>>27663409
*salmon market general

[Anonymous No.27663554]

FISHMONGERS. How much AQB do you have and what's your rank and goal rank??

>44 shrimplet and gonna accumulate way more after share dilution dip

[Anonymous No.27663705]

>>27663554
0 because I'm not going to buy a dying company

[Anonymous No.27663852]

>>27663705
That pic is basically the opposite of dying.
If it wasn't an early stage company, OP's pic would be really spooky. Of the OP, one can wonder what they're paying so much for in R&D and administrative fees though.

[Anonymous No.27663939]

>>27663852
they're trying to develop sentient fish so they can can understand what it means to die.

[Anonymous No.27664099]

>>27663852
>1.30 book value per share
>NEGATIVE 8 cents income per share
i dunno anon, looks pretty risky to me

[Anonymous No.27664219]

>>27664099
You could have said that you don't know how to read financials from the get go anon, nobody would have mocked you here I assure you. But now that you've made this absolutely abhorrent post, all we can do is laugh, point, cringe.

[Anonymous No.27664611]

>>27663149
So, tell me. What’s up with MVIS. I bought because of /biz/ hype back at .89 and everyone told me I was late. So I kind just held and forgot 350 shares.

Now it’s nearly $10. Is this thing going to $20?

[Anonymous No.27664985]

I had a paper account for a few months and started with real money on the first of the year. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.27665389]

oh how smg has fallen. from oil tankers to gamestop, now fish that swim in their own piss their whole lives, yum.

[Anonymous No.27666106]

>>27665389
everyone buying aqb is literally a newfag everyone who bought into gme and this crap is about to lose it all and go back to whatever shithole they crawled out from

[Anonymous No.27666264]

RKT is gonna have a breakout this week after the sunday superbowl get in while you can its literally on sale pushed to 26 in pre market the other day to cover shorts

[Anonymous No.27666316]

>>27663149
sndl bros where we at?

[Anonymous No.27666355]

>>27666106
You're one of the only people in all of /smg/ who didn't make bank on gme my dude. You must be from redd!t. You must go back. Never come back.

[Anonymous No.27666360]

>>27665389
entire ocean is a big toilet, recirculating systems handle the waste. Depends entirely on flow how much waste in an aquaculture tank

[Anonymous No.27666363]

ATTENTION /SMG/:

I AM CALLING THE LIFETIME TOP RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND

YOU WILL NEVER SEE THESE PRICES IN THE STOCK MARKET AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE, THIS IS THE TOP

2/3/2021 WILL GO DOWN IN INFAMY

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

S&P 1000 FEAR AND PESTILENCE INCOMING

[Anonymous No.27666384]

>>27666316
At your moms performing the aristocrats.

[Anonymous No.27666388]

>Gevo
What more do you need? Diversity is a faggot meme

[Anonymous No.27666414]

Should I go 50/50 in SQQQ and TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.27666422]

>he doesnt know about enbys

[Anonymous No.27666438]

Are there any good marijuana stocks? They all have bad fundamentals

[Anonymous No.27666465]

>>27663149
'yes, this $300k annual revenue company is certainly worth $600 MM'

[Anonymous No.27666475]

>>27666414
this is the worst idea since going all in TOPS

[Anonymous No.27666476]

anyone else check MICROSTRATEGYs balance sheets?
that company is fucked

[Anonymous No.27666499]

>>27663149
>DUDE I HECKIN LOVE ETFS xDDD

[Anonymous No.27666506]

How’s the wheel compare to buying and holding?

[Anonymous No.27666527]

>>27666438
https://www.amazon.com/Zero-One-Notes-Startups-Future/dp/0804139296

Read this and invest around the ideas in it. You're missing something about markets.

[Anonymous No.27666532]

some decent etfs that aint over $100 ?

[Anonymous No.27666545]

>>27666476
>le buttcorn company

[Anonymous No.27666567]

>>27666106
Aqb has a great vision and the right enviroment for it under demonrats. If we are going green farmers gonna get taxed for cow farts

[Anonymous No.27666571]

>>27666363
OH so you liked my op pic in that last thread? Have an animated crab!

[Anonymous No.27666575]

gofundme com/f/lost-savings-on-reddit-gamestop-pump-and-dump
feel bad for this guy, he was posting in another thread and seems literally retarded. i made a killing off gme, im considering filling his entire goal. someone talk me out of it

[Anonymous No.27666576]

Cathie sez:
>remember to use weekly charts anon! Day charts will make you sell your stocks too early. And buy TSLA while you can, it will be hitting $7000 in 2024!

[Anonymous No.27666580]

Best broker that is good for a newfag to switch to from robinhood, has crypto, and a good sign up bonus?

[Anonymous No.27666603]

>wake up
>AQB
>check /smg/ at lunch
>AQB
>check /smg/ now
>AQB
fuck all of you

[Anonymous No.27666635]

>>27664219
>You could have said that you don't know how to read financials from the get go anon
You're right, I was wrong. It's actually a net loss of 9 cents per share

OH NO NO AQB FISHFAGS INVESTING IN A DYING COMPANY

[Anonymous No.27666639]

>>27666414
kek go for it man

[Anonymous No.27666641]

We need /smg/ update. Please include fish faggots

[Anonymous No.27666656]

>>27666603
Do you not like salmon or something

[Anonymous No.27666672]

>>27666264
agree with this. buy RKT and BERY tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27666673]

>>27666603
It's okay we can laugh at them when it dumps

[Anonymous No.27666714]

>>27666571
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE DOOM PICS FREN?

[Anonymous No.27666715]

burry has fantastic taste in music

[Anonymous No.27666717]

>>27666666

[Anonymous No.27666724]

>>27666580
Webull, maybe?

[Anonymous No.27666722]

>>27664985
> 12% in 30 days
> down 78% accounting for inflation

[Anonymous No.27666734]

Stop talking about salmon guys, this is a serious board for serious stock discussion only, we only look the sane CLF news spammed over and over here

[Anonymous No.27666732]

>>27666673
Cathie holds AQB, and she hasn't been wrong yet.

[Anonymous No.27666774]

What was it with the faggot in the last thread that didn't want to move to this one?

[Anonymous No.27666815]

>>27666532
BOTZ

[Anonymous No.27666824]

PayPal pump leaves me feeling good about ARKF tomorrow I won’t hear any doom

[Anonymous No.27666829]

>>27666414
Infinite money machine. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.27666832]

>>27666580
eTrade has a cash bonus for newbies right now

[Anonymous No.27666859]

>>27666641
I'm glad to see someone saving and using my poojeet pictures, keep doing the needful sir

[Anonymous No.27666861]

>>27666575
Do it man, he practically gave you the money. Little things can change someone's life.

[Anonymous No.27666863]

>be me
>first day on /biz/
>BTC 11k
>wtf.jpg shit is way to high
>notice ETH only a couple hundred
>browse for a while
>make several threads asking about eth, what it does, why its not shilled here like other coins (this was my first day on biz)
>get wierd replies, mostly saying its gonna crash
>realize people probably thought i was FUDDing
>never bought in because thought it was going to crash.
Thanks assholes.

[Anonymous No.27666868]

Sony gaping up big time on the animeland stock exchange

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=TSE%3A6758

[Anonymous No.27666873]

Is the crash tommorow?

[Anonymous No.27666874]

>>27666575
Haha

[Anonymous No.27666901]

>>27666575
Charity impact on taxes? Sure the dudes not scamming? I cant even tell what he bought in at

[Anonymous No.27666900]

>>27666732
Yet. tik tok fishfaggot

[Anonymous No.27666904]

>>27666532
One of the arks is like 95

[Anonymous No.27666908]

>>27666635
See >>27664219

[Anonymous No.27666920]

>>27663149
SAVA, SPCE, AQB, or DudeWeedLmao?

[Anonymous No.27666926]

>>27666873
dream schitzo said 1-2 weeks, just enough time to benefit from CRSR

[Anonymous No.27666930]

>>27666722

[Anonymous No.27666937]

>>27666575
Could be a scam

[Anonymous No.27666952]

>>27666575
he deserved it for going full FOMO on a squeeze

[Anonymous No.27666954]

>>27663554
>AQB
AquaBounty Technologies, Inc. Announces Proposed Public Offering of Common
Stock

MAYNARD, Mass., Feb. 03, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- AquaBounty Technologies,
Inc. (Nasdaq: AQB) (“AquaBounty” or the “Company”), a land-based aquaculture
company utilizing technology to enhance productivity and sustainability, today
announced that it has commenced a proposed underwritten public offering of
common stock of the Company. In addition, the Company expects to grant the
underwriters of the offering a 30-day option to purchase additional shares of
common stock at the public offering price, less underwriting discounts and
commissions. The offering is subject to market and other conditions, and there
can be no assurance as to whether or when the offering may be completed, or as
to the actual size or terms of the offering.
Why would you jump in and invest in a floundering company about to dilute it's shares even more

[Anonymous No.27666960]

>>27666603
at least after market close there has been actual critical discussion about the company
that's the natural reaction to relentless shilling and it works for everyone

[Anonymous No.27666968]

>>27666863
kys newfag

[Anonymous No.27666975]

>>27666908
Explain how I'm wrong faggot

[Anonymous No.27666979]

>>27666900
Cope. I invest where Cathie invests, she is guided by God and has been chosen to bring us gains

[Anonymous No.27666986]

>>27666506
Not as good as just holding stock. You cap your gains for a small amount profit from the premium. Advantage is that your losses are reduced, but that's not worth the loss of gains.

[Anonymous No.27666992]

>>27663149
are ark funds still safe?

cathie put out a warning a month ago and everyone seems to be ignoring it? saying she expects it to go down and give less returns soon.

(they) must have taken her down a peg and told her to stop letting people make money

[Anonymous No.27666996]

>>27666575
dont? lots of people will lose their life savings from gme. idk do what you want.

[Anonymous No.27667031]

>>27666363
Wrong. Infinite money printing inbound. Ceiling becomes the floor. S&P $5k EOY.

[Anonymous No.27667030]

>>27666992
Wait for ARKX

[Anonymous No.27667046]

>>27666575
its absolutely a scam, and you'll be fueling his gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.27667053]

>>27664985
If your monthly doesn’t look like this your doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.27667056]

>>27666954
bullish. bigly

[Anonymous No.27667068]

I wish I never met you NOK

https://youtu.be/ptP28PKc1I4

[Anonymous No.27667075]

>>27666979
literally why not buy ARKK then?

[Anonymous No.27667085]

okay guys I fell for the VXRT meme this morning and I'm down about 12%. I was like eh it'll shoot back up but I
>zoomed out
and saw the stock sits at like $2 between big jumps do I just get the fuck out now and reinvest the cash somewhere worthwhile?

[Anonymous No.27667089]

>>27666859
very good sir. Gevo good stock. Make green gas from sacred cow

[Anonymous No.27667105]

>>27666575
Why would I give him money though?
>>27666724
>>27666832
Are they commission free? And what about crypto?

[Anonymous No.27667112]

>>27667031
THERE WILL BE NO INFLATION, ONLY STAGFLATION

YOU WILL GET $10 LOAF BREAD AND NO JOBS

S&P 1000

[Anonymous No.27667129]

>>27666873
No crashes this year. All months green.

[Anonymous No.27667131]

I've never should've come here

[Anonymous No.27667135]

is it too late to get into SAVA?

[Anonymous No.27667143]

>>27667075
I own W, Q, and G. I don't own AQB individually but I have a stake in it through G. It will go up

[Anonymous No.27667149]

H*********g releases a report tomorrow that certain people do not want published. Expect extreme swings. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.27667151]

>>27667031
this
new paradigm
unironically

[Anonymous No.27667160]

>>27666861
I feel like a retard for gambling and losing money even when I was granted multiple chances to take profit my judgement was too clouded by hype. I could have used that money to improve my families life

[Anonymous No.27667162]

>>27666575
>gofundme com/f/lost-savings-on-reddit-gamestop-pump-and-dump
fuck off with your cry for charity

[Anonymous No.27667172]

>>27667053
>tfw could have been this, but I decided to buy RYCEY instead.

also, you switching brokers soon?

[Anonymous No.27667190]

>>27667149
id checked. who?

[Anonymous No.27667192]

>>27664611
Just sell covered calls if you want to hold but still make gains

[Anonymous No.27667201]

So why are people calling a crash yet again? Anything new?

[Anonymous No.27667203]

>>27666901
apparently he shorted lol

[Anonymous No.27667210]

>>27666986
Damn it makes me feel smart tho

[Anonymous No.27667229]

gonna buy 100 PSLV tomorrow now that the reddit pump is over

[Anonymous No.27667259]

>>27667089
Sir, I have no GEVO yet but I have seen that it is now optionable, how does this make your profits feel, are they needful?

[Anonymous No.27667267]

>>27666575
Don't feel one bit bad for these people. They dismissed anyone telling them they're retarded and as bots or shills and insulted people who sold as pussies. If the shoe was on the other foot and there was another jump he would've gloated at you for selling.

[Anonymous No.27667269]

>>27667053
>hiding your totals
lmao pussy show your all time.

[Anonymous No.27667278]

>>27667162
suck my cock, im not him

[Anonymous No.27667284]

Ausfag with US$3k to use on the US markets.
What do?
I’m interested in DAL, ARKK and TQQQ at the mo.

[Anonymous No.27667288]

Any of you lads holding LGVW through the merger?

[Anonymous No.27667291]

GME pump tmrw

[Anonymous No.27667326]

Is it worth to create a wikifolio for others to invest in? Anybody have experiences?

[Anonymous No.27667335]

>fund trading account right before crash last year
>too pussy to make any moves after
kill me now

[Anonymous No.27667336]

>>27667112
>THERE WILL BE NO INFLATION, ONLY STAGFLATION
Very real possibility once inflation catches up to monetary supply

[Anonymous No.27667339]

You all bought some AMRS, right?

[Anonymous No.27667342]

GME 400 Friday
AMC 16 Friday
TQQQ 90 Friday

[Anonymous No.27667366]

>>27667053
teach me senpai

[Anonymous No.27667405]

My "watchlist of shittickers" all went green today so I bought puts.
I don't think a crash is coming. Way too much dumb money out there to still be used to squeeze shorts.

[Anonymous No.27667436]

>>27667056
kek 'bullish' that a company which is struggling to stay afloat is diluting it's shares and value further in order to raise funds to keep the doors open. enjoy holding the fishy bag fren

[Anonymous No.27667443]

[Anonymous No.27667450]

>>27666575
This is a scam.

[Anonymous No.27667453]

>>27667339
No, but is this going to hit an ATH or what, what's the news

[Anonymous No.27667458]

>>27667085
there will probably be a bounce. get out after that.

[Anonymous No.27667473]

Gonna be playing this on Friday
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY

[Anonymous No.27667474]

>>27667342
Save some money to buy Reddit awards!

[Anonymous No.27667490]

>>27667342
God I wish just for poor fucks like >>27666575 who are clinging on for dear life

[Anonymous No.27667508]

>>27667342
GME 40 Friday
AMC 6 Friday
TQQQ 130 Friday

[Anonymous No.27667512]

>>27667291
confirmed?

[Anonymous No.27667513]

>>27667443
based

[Anonymous No.27667518]

>>27667405
I bought PLUG puts around 68 eod because the chart looked retarded and it was up on half the average volume

[Anonymous No.27667533]

>>27667269
Your not as special as you think

[Anonymous No.27667532]

>>27663554
>tfw each of those shrimp are 8 dollars
>tfw each of those mutt guppies are only 4
WHY THE FUCK ARE NON AQUARIUM FAGS INVESTING IN MY STOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27667540]

>>27667450
shhhhh

[Anonymous No.27667541]

>>27667288
did they announce a merger date? i sold my 100 shares at around $19, ill probably be back for BFLY though after the dumb
as in, no, i do not recommend holding through a merger

[Anonymous No.27667560]

>>27667031
>"SAVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this rate range before. There could be SAVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SAVERS" he thought. For the Love of Money reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of deflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.27667562]

>>27667458
aight good idea. I figure it's gonna be another 6 months before they have anything else to report on their oral vaccine and I don't want to hold 20% of my total funds in those bags

[Anonymous No.27667564]

>>27667512
do these digits lie?

[Anonymous No.27667587]

>>27667474
How much money do the retards pay anyway to send those stickers?

[Anonymous No.27667599]

>>27667339
yes. now when do i sell?

[Anonymous No.27667598]

>>27667278
yeah then how'd you find the go fund me which isn't indexed yet and has barely any page views brainlet? oh right

[Anonymous No.27667610]

>>27665389
Why not invest in oil tankers that have been converted to fish farms? Hell let's call up cat food man and ask him to be on the board of directors.

[Anonymous No.27667625]

>>27667172
Yea I’m just letting a couple things play out and I transfer it to my Schwab. Day trading with the required amount on RH is surprisingly easy

[Anonymous No.27667629]

Who wants to hear a joke?

[Anonymous No.27667630]

https://youtu.be/ohNOO6_YVqY

[Anonymous No.27667631]

>>27667533
>still hiding totals
lmao

[Anonymous No.27667642]

Shill me on some stuff

[Anonymous No.27667655]

>>27667443
post this every time the CLFtranny posts his gay chart now, he could be a multi millionaire right now if he did what you did

[Anonymous No.27667678]

>>27667532
why the fuck are you buying CRS at $8 each?? they're $3 each from importers max.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27667679]

>>27666575
I might chip in about tree fiddy.
Need to see some actual evidence to do more than that.

[Anonymous No.27667691]

lol

[Anonymous No.27667692]

>>27667450
he posted his accounts though
this is the original thread: >>27638139

[Anonymous No.27667703]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtSuHMuGr8

[Anonymous No.27667707]

>>27667629
hit me

[Anonymous No.27667713]

>out of the market for 2 years because poorfag and couldn't afford to lose anything

>January meme market gets my attention and I realize Im actually able to afford investing again

>Put money in my robinhood and start looking around

>Lolwtf

>It's been a zero risk market for months. I've lost thousands by holding cash

I didn't know the market had been pumping like THIS. What in the fuck. How do I make money in the correction? Inverse etf calls? This shit has got to be at the tippy top right now. I don't even want to invest in the companies I like long term because literally everything needs to come down like 50% right now

[Anonymous No.27667716]

someone give me a random plot for a story

[Anonymous No.27667721]

>>27665389
hahaha wait till you find out what water is made of faggot. also you don't understand fucking biochemistry of a closed aquatic environment so shut your ugly blowhole. Ive been on this fucking general longer than you and its nice to see us aquarium nerds represented

[Anonymous No.27667729]

Ok Ok Who wants to hear a joke????

[Anonymous No.27667761]

>>27666575
>willingly gambled away his money
>probably a scam
>someone talk me out of it
Give him your money if you want to be retarded

[Anonymous No.27667766]

>>27667443
FUCK, and i thought it was overvalued at $75

[Anonymous No.27667768]

>>27667443
Based treating Alzheimer'sChad. All the GILF pussy.

[Anonymous No.27667787]

>>27667625
what are you day trading on? I thought about buying tesla on days when it goes down 1-2% and holding it until the morning before it dumps. seems pretty consistent imo

[Anonymous No.27667786]

>>27667533
>hiding totals
>implying I can’t withdraw 20k from my account and show a 5000% increase

Bitch please

[Anonymous No.27667796]

>>27667678
why you mixing strains? gonna make mutts ngmi

[Anonymous No.27667799]

>>27667691
500,000. come on

[Anonymous No.27667806]

>>27666954
>a land-based aquaculture
>land-based
>aquaculture

And for that reason, I'm out.

[Anonymous No.27667810]

>>27667598
because i was in the original thread where he talked about it. i dont know shit about gofundme i dont know what index means. i told him to shill it on reddit r/gofundme but i checked there (i was literally going to post it myself on his behalf because he seems retarded) but they have rules about who can post i guess
see >>27667692

[Anonymous No.27667818]

>>27667707

I liked my dentist so much, I gave him a little plaque.

[Anonymous No.27667821]

>>27666603
They are investing in literal piss breathing fish. It's the worst meme on /smg/ in a long time.

[Anonymous No.27667833]

>>27667190
>>27667190
I'll give you a hint.

Lighter than air.
It flew once, caught fire.
Some say it was an inside job.
Then it all came crashing down.

[Anonymous No.27667890]

FUCK i cant tell if its crashing.

[Anonymous No.27667894]

>>27667716
Flying golden salmon becomes friend with little boy

[Anonymous No.27667904]

>>27667818
I hate that it made me grin

[Anonymous No.27667912]

>>27667716
no

[Anonymous No.27667923]

>>27667691
what really irks me about these retards is say he hit it fucking big and it went $$$$ do you think he'd be on go fund me finding charity cases to donate some money too or would he be banging 10/10 hookers blitzed off cocaine?

[Anonymous No.27667926]

So what would be the move, sell my salmon and then short the same amount, rebuying my initial amount + the short after the public offering, or just putting a put on the amount I have until after the offering?

[Anonymous No.27667928]

>>27667796
that's how you get new fancy patterns for taiwan bees to dump on redditors.

[Anonymous No.27667933]

>>27667339
In like 2016 yes.

[Anonymous No.27667935]

>>27667490
Lets say the dudes real and that actually happened. Kinda hits me in the feels at how poor and ecomomically disadvantaged some people are.

[Anonymous No.27667968]

>>27667631
The pocket watching tells me a lot

[Anonymous No.27667976]

>>27667678
THE ONES IN THE PIC ARE AT LEAST AA GRADE AND ARE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR SHITTY CHINESE C GRADE SHRIMP YOU NIGGER. but kino plant choices with buce and bacopa

[Anonymous No.27668000]

>>27667833
Just post the tweet anon

[Anonymous No.27667999]

>>27667453
Pick your flavor. Earnings beat? Acquisition of beauty company that infuses cannabinoid? Celebrity endorsed hair care line? Multiple million $ deals? Monoclonal antibody production? Squalene? Biossance? Pipette? Purecane? New production factory? Huge ownership by John Doerr? New, more competent board members? Expanding into China?

[Anonymous No.27668013]

>>27667818
Eh. Here's one for you:
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Hey, can you just make me one with everything?"

[Anonymous No.27668016]

>>27667833
No one gives a fuck about Kikeburg and his retarded hit pieces. I've made plenty of money just buying the companies he publishes.

[Anonymous No.27668024]

>>27667806
kek the funniest part is that I read it in his voice

[Anonymous No.27668059]

>>27667894
This, but make it so the salmon turns into a curvy lady with massive tits.

[Anonymous No.27668063]

>>27667692
Yea, him and millions of other retards that live paycheck to paycheck.

[Anonymous No.27668071]

so many people are retarded and held gme to nothing i feel like im gonna investigated for being one retard who sold the top

how can this many people be retarded

[Anonymous No.27668083]

All the AQB doubters sound exactly like TSLA, GME, and PLTR doubters before they blew up. Makes me even more bullish desu

[Anonymous No.27668106]

>>27667935
im telling you hes fucking real, here's the original thread, unless some pajeet took a fucking masterclass in sounding like a retard this guy is actually retarded
>>27638139
i have never felt anything for any retard that got dumped on on this entire board and love seeing retarded redditors seethe on wsb, but i am having a fucking crisis of conscious with this poor fuck

[Anonymous No.27668111]

>>27666926
Give me a quick rundown

[Anonymous No.27668125]

>>27667999
Bleh this sounds shilly, what's your PT

[Anonymous No.27668124]

>>27667976
based

[Anonymous No.27668131]

>>27667933
Same here. Been accumulating as funds allow.

[Anonymous No.27668136]

>>27667716
Degenerate /biz/raeli wakes up in 1500's England and, despairing for his own lifestyle, sets about recreating modern financial markets with the technology of the time. Meme stocks, HFT/front running, calling Elizabethans faggots (inadvertantly coining the slur), all kinds of hilarious shit ensue.

Basically a 4chan version of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's court.

[Anonymous No.27668141]

>>27667787
Ya don’t do that

[Anonymous No.27668142]

>>27667935
Were you born into a middle class or higher family? Practically 3/4 of the people I know are in a situation like that. $1000 is the difference between being homeless or not. sucks but yeah redditors need to stop being gullible and falling for internet memes.

[Anonymous No.27668146]

>>27667968
You will be liquidated on your next gamble.

[Anonymous No.27668152]

>>27668083
yes buying gme at the ATH worked out well for everyone

i bet over 3000 suicides have happened from this thing

[Anonymous No.27668180]

>>27668000
checked, I feel like theyre trying to farm death threats for litigation purposes

[Anonymous No.27668198]

>>27667928
fuckwit you have neocardina and cardina they arent gonna mix

[Anonymous No.27668205]

Oh my god my wife just suddenly had a mental breakdown. She's literally locked herself in our bathroom and won't come out, I can hear her weeping still. GME has strained our relationship for the past few days since we went all in but bought at 460. She's going to need to get a 2nd job to pay for our bills and we're worried sick because my performance at work has degraded to the point where I'm an my last warning since I've been just staring at Robinhood all day worried sick about our investment. God this is honestly so gutwrenching. If I lose my job AND money AND house over this, I'll be ruined and my WIFE will definitely leave me. Fuck guys, ijm actually shaking... I want to help the cause so much but it's literally tearing my life apart. How are the rest of yall holding up with your red %? Any tips for a new investor down on his luck?

[Anonymous No.27668207]

>>27668125
Eh, think what you wish. I'm very long on this, probably $150.

[Anonymous No.27668213]

>>27667935
Yeah, like they saw it as a ticket out and not only yolo'd their funds in but their friends/families as well.

>>27668071
No experience and being in a literal echo chamber of people insisting it'll go to 1k and it's basically an infinite money glitch with anybody disagreeing getting downvoted/deleted.

[Anonymous No.27668214]

>>27668152
Sorry, I bought GME for under $20 and if you didn't you probably don't belong here

[Anonymous No.27668229]

>>27668083
just because tesla was negative EPS when they first came out doesn't mean salmonshillers will also

[Anonymous No.27668267]

>>27667926
demand to take delivery of the physical salmon

[Anonymous No.27668281]

>>27668000
thanks anon. also, checked.

[Anonymous No.27668283]

>>27667339
Dude their CEO is a fucking retard and they're getting sued out the ass.

[Anonymous No.27668290]

>>27668207
Don't worry, I give almost everything shilled here some DD. Except AQB.

[Anonymous No.27668307]

>>27668106
Im just saying it hit me in the feels. Dudes probably retarded. Theres lots of them out there. The fundamentals early on in the stock hype were good but Thursday/friday were dangerous games but even then he would been just like me greedy and refused to take profits

[Anonymous No.27668308]

>>27668205
Stop investing

[Anonymous No.27668315]

>>27667894
that works

[Anonymous No.27668324]

>>27666926
>Earnings on 9th
>Announcement on 1st implies that they will smash their earnings estimate
>Institutional money seems to be asleep at the wheel on this
>Companies that beat earnings estimates like Sony are getting huge pumps this earnings season
Read this DD
https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/lbnqg1/crsr_corsair_dd_the_q4_results_are_basically/

[Anonymous No.27668332]

>>27667904

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically

[Anonymous No.27668334]

>>27667933
ouch

>>27668131
check the price history anon

[Anonymous No.27668367]

>>27668205
FOMO = homo

[Anonymous No.27668368]

>>27668198
there's no neocaridina in that picture you retard. please actually keep dwarf ornamental freshwater shrimps before you HODL AQB.

[Anonymous No.27668371]

>>27668324
>>27668111

[Anonymous No.27668377]

>>27667928
kek fair enough i guess it works in the f1 generation at least

[Anonymous No.27668379]

>>27668106
the hell is wrong with you? go ahead and give him some cash while he laughs at you like the sucker you are behind his screen.

[Anonymous No.27668380]

Don’t drink and trade

[Anonymous No.27668382]

>>27668013
Oh that's good

[Anonymous No.27668387]

>>27668205
did some faggot really post that there?

[Anonymous No.27668390]

>>27668146
It’s not that serious, I look at RH as a game on my phone

[Anonymous No.27668408]

There better be a fucking dip tmrw
>flipped like 5 stocks today for gains
>portfolio 75% cash
>other 25% PLTR calls/shares

[Anonymous No.27668414]

>>27668324
>>27666926
Is it already priced in?

[Anonymous No.27668416]

>>27668071
Same reason people voted for Trump. Internet memes are extremely powerful in the year of our lord 2021. Plus being stuck inside for a year straight has exacerbated people's social reliance on the internet, their inability to distinguish it from real life, and their excitement for something, ANYTHING to happen.

thats just my theory doe

[Anonymous No.27668419]

>>27668205
HOLD THIS SHIT GOING TO MOON DIAMOND EMOJI ROCKET EMOJI

[Anonymous No.27668425]

>>27668290
Good luck. You'll find that everything I said is true.

[Anonymous No.27668431]

alright and you retards had my post removed, i wonder if im banned now. let's check! im going to keep tabs on this thing and if i see some other donations im going to throw him some money. and since he apparently was forced to cash out because he needed to pay rent, if GME moons again within the week im filling his entire bar

[Anonymous No.27668442]

>>27668000
yawn nothingburger

[Anonymous No.27668443]

>>27668205
Kick the door open and rape her to assert dominance, my diamond hand gorillino.

[Anonymous No.27668452]

>>27668142
Ironic that the people whose daily lives rely most on money dont know how to use it. Or is that just natural?

[Anonymous No.27668454]

>>27668205
hahaha hold my bags retard

[Anonymous No.27668478]

>>27668142
Nah dads a cdl truck driver. My mom was diabetic heart condition etc so I would say I grew up as a real softie on people with poor medical histories and in those families since I lived it.

[Anonymous No.27668503]

it blows my mind that people use RH still, to this day. forget what has currently happened, RH has been shit for at least the past year if not longer. we're always hearing about them getting locked out because RH went down AGAIN, losing all of this money during the covid crash because of how shit RH is, etc. they've always been so limited and shitty.

i'm here using Think or Swim since the beginning just thinking, why? we've had $0 trading since what, Oct 2019? what the fuck is the excuse to be using RH after that? it makes no fucking sense to me. the worst part of all is that you retards STILL will use that piece of shit EVEN AFTER THIS GME SHIT. YOU WILL STILL USE IT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO STUPID? ffs...

[Anonymous No.27668514]

>>27668141
you might be right. might just buy puts on GME

[Anonymous No.27668521]

>>27668205
kek reddit is based

[Anonymous No.27668524]

>>27668324
finally some good fucking posts in here

[Anonymous No.27668530]

I’m officially 100% VTWAX 55k

Hopefully can make it 100 k this year

[Anonymous No.27668531]

>>27668334
I sold in 2016 as well. I think I bought in at $0.38 and sold at $0.92.

[Anonymous No.27668539]

>Investing legends and Motley Fool Co-founders David and Tom Gardner just revealed what they believe are the 10 best stocks for investors to buy right now... and AquaBounty Technologies, Inc. wasn't one of them.

I didn't even have to buy a thing.
They gave me the news for free.

[Anonymous No.27668540]

>>27668334
Yeah...point being?

[Anonymous No.27668552]

>>27668013

Why do people tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play needs a cast.

[Anonymous No.27668571]

>>27668106
fuck off literally self replied his own thread as fp with 'should i do gofundme'

[Anonymous No.27668576]

>>27668146
>getting liquidated on a fish market stock

I don't mind since all my assets are fluid

[Anonymous No.27668597]

>>27668503
I’ll be leaving it soon.

[Anonymous No.27668605]

Are you guys MGTOWS?

[Anonymous No.27668606]

>>27668530
>100% in non US markets
>thinks hes going to 2x

[Anonymous No.27668629]

>>27667342
can't wait to make 70 dollars on GME and six on AMC

[Anonymous No.27668644]

>>27668605
shut up fag

[Anonymous No.27668659]

>>27668452
Yeah thats just how it is. Not being educated on money, not having the means to acquire more besides what pays the bills, spending what free money you have on alleviating the depression from soul sucking wage slavery.

[Anonymous No.27668666]

>>27668503
Haha green line go blinky

[Anonymous No.27668684]

>>27667532
Hey, I'm into aquariums too, specifically high tech planted biotopes.

Stalled because I built my own acrylic tank for the first time, and I found some leaks. Now I need to decide if I should try to repair/reinforce the seams, or just start over.

[Anonymous No.27668689]

>>27667691

Whats going to be even funnier is if GME goes back up and these idiots lose twice.

[Anonymous No.27668693]

>>27668576
>this makes the salmon haters seethe

[Anonymous No.27668704]

>>27668530
>VTWAX
>When US Markets guaranteed to hyperinflate due to excess monetary supply

[Anonymous No.27668707]

>>27668503
Not paying $0.65 per contract for $0.01 options.

[Anonymous No.27668713]

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, or two.

[Anonymous No.27668716]

>>27668205
BUY SALMON OMEGA3S WILL CHEER YOU UP

[Anonymous No.27668735]

>>27668605
Mega giga totally only white solidarity? You better believe it nigger

[Anonymous No.27668752]

>>27668503
Because it’s simple and works fine if you’re not gambling and focused on long-term investing. I also don’t want to pay $75 to transfer my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.27668760]

>>27668368
Its a fish stock nigger post all the fish you've bred. cmon little pussy you wont.

[Anonymous No.27668767]

>>27667935
>ecomomically disadvantaged
If you gave that retard a million bucks it would be gone by the end of the year. The poor are poor for a reason. These people didn't start off any worse than half of /smg/, yet they're the ones about to commit suicide because "diamond hands bro $50k a share easy!!!!". Retards gonna retard.

[Anonymous No.27668782]

>>27668205
every faggot responding to this needs to go back.

[Anonymous No.27668798]

>>27668606
VTWAX is total world, so it includes US. VTIAX is the international/non-US version.

[Anonymous No.27668800]

>>27668552
Heheh

[Anonymous No.27668807]

>>27668503
gambling addicts can't have their money out of the game for any period of time whatsoever

[Anonymous No.27668809]

>>27668606
VTWAX is US and world

Can’t bank on the US being number 1 forever as the world globalizes

[Anonymous No.27668819]

>>27668503
I like the confetti

Not leaving lol

[Anonymous No.27668826]

Good morning I hate NOK

[Anonymous No.27668824]

>>27667642
Rolls Royce. Either the global economy never fucking recovers, or this thing will go to back up in a few years. The dividends even look good compared to the current market price (if they ever come back). Just slap down a ten.

[Anonymous No.27668828]

>>27668106
Have you forgotten about the stimulus checks? They'll be fine, stop worrying

[Anonymous No.27668843]

>>27668431
That's pretty nice of you, anon.

>>27668689
>buy at 400
>sell at 110
>see it rocket up to 250
Imagine

[Anonymous No.27668875]

>>27668605
I invested in that ticker once but stopped getting laid so i sold at a loss

[Anonymous No.27668880]

>>27667564
kind of...

[Anonymous No.27668893]

>>27668760
here imma keep going just because your a nigger with shitty shrimp

[Anonymous No.27668895]

Will PLTR beat earnings?

[Anonymous No.27668897]

>>27668684
>>27667532
What's a fun, any cost, starter tank? I've wanted to get into that hobby. Something mid-range difficulty.

[Anonymous No.27668901]

>>27668800
>66 88 00

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt. "

[Anonymous No.27668913]

>>27668760
i don't have any fish, only shrimp.

[Anonymous No.27668914]

>>27668826
its up 4% today?

[Anonymous No.27668923]

>>27668704
I’m not sure what this means exactly but I have 30 years for my gains to be realized

[Anonymous No.27668934]

>>27668826
At least you didn't get...margin called!

I'll be here all week folks. Try the GMO salmon and tip your waitress.

[Anonymous No.27668949]

First reply decides what stock I go all in on with 3k

[Anonymous No.27668964]

>>27668949
gme

[Anonymous No.27668969]

>>27668949
NAK

[Anonymous No.27668980]

>>27668798
>>27668809
sorry, i know that total world includes US. what i meant was
>not 100% in US markets
>thinks hes going to 2x

[Anonymous No.27668982]

>>27668949
WIMI

[Anonymous No.27668991]

>>27668826
I don’t hate it but I wish I timed the spike and dumped my shares.

[Anonymous No.27668996]

>>27668895
Will PLTR dump despite earnings?

(Yes)

Buy FISH!

[Anonymous No.27668999]

>>27668824
I will ride Gevo to 100 then throw all my gains into Rycey. Hopefully its a penny stock eoy. Then when it doubles or triples I retire.

[Anonymous No.27669001]

>>27668949

spy

[Anonymous No.27669021]

>>27668949
ATOS

[Anonymous No.27669022]

>>27668949
Denny's

[Anonymous No.27669028]

Where are my PRTYchads at?

[Anonymous No.27669026]

>>27668414
>>27668524
No, it's up 10% but EPS pump has about a 33% upside from here. Could even get $50 before earnings

[Anonymous No.27669038]

>>27668964
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.27669041]

>>27668205
that's my wife now.

[Anonymous No.27669047]

>Hes not investing in GME
>building Holo deck Virtual reality rooms in their Stores
>Putting a bar/Jap food/vape vending machine stuff in every store
>Will start selling Cell Phones and plans at their store
>Stores are gonna add some Table Top stuff and will be the official TCG of Wizards and every other card game and will host regional tournaments

[Anonymous No.27669056]

>>27668897
It's going to seem paradoxical, but bigger is always easier. Bigger volumes of water encourage stability in the entire system, less temp swings, less chemical swings, etc. I'd say 40 gallon is a good middle ground.

[Anonymous No.27669057]

>>27669033
>>27669033
>>27669033
>>27669033
>>27669033

[Anonymous No.27669097]

>>27668684
try to salvage it if you can. It will feel rewarding fixing what you thought was otherwise a possible failed project. I personally have just started up my own fish station that should house anywhere from 6-10 tanks depending on size and position of tanks

[Anonymous No.27669109]

>>27668980
Shit, expecting any equity index to double within a year is nuts.

And if you tried LEAPS on it, the ghost of Jack Bogle would probably haunt your ass.

[Anonymous No.27669119]

>>27668897
freshwater planted tank with whatever u want

starter kit:
>sodium thiosulfate for dechlorimination
>sponge filter
>heater
>tank
>gravel/sand/dirt
>aquatic plants
>creatures

[Anonymous No.27669133]

>>27666363
Feb 25

[Anonymous No.27669135]

>>27668999
I three $10 on it today. If it is a penny stock by Eoy, I will throw in another ten dollars.

[Anonymous No.27669142]

>>27668659
Wage "slavery" is easy and anyone can do it, literally just do what you are told, these idiots already do what TV man says, boss is no different. The biggest problem people have is they spend too much money. They buy big TVs, new furniture, cars, phones, eat out, pay for services they dont need. I don't have a big TV or a car or furniture, cook my own food, and my phone is almost a decade old. I have little sympathy for the average person because almost every problem in your life is your own fault and only you can fix it.

[Anonymous No.27669149]

>>27668996
Looks like I should load up on PLTR puts again they served me well earlier this week.

[Anonymous No.27669165]

>>27668980
I mistyped I guess. I meant investing another 100k of my own money into it by the end of the year. I know VTWAX won’t double but I have 30 years to make my gains

[Anonymous No.27669170]

>>27666506
A ton of work to lag the S&P.

[Anonymous No.27669186]

>>27668949
>>27668964
kek

[Anonymous No.27669193]

>>27669021
Would do this one but looking at the 5 year it looks like its about to do another dip, but I also didn't do any research either

[Anonymous No.27669236]

>>27667192
Won't you lose your shares if someone exercises the calls?

[Anonymous No.27669249]

>>27666580
Keep your stock and crypto accounts separate if you value your life.

[Anonymous No.27669276]

>>27668767
Anon he more than likely had a chance to take gains but psyched himself out it like I did twice but his was more costly. Granted 1st rule of investing and all that. If hes bailed out he doesnt learn a lesson etc.. But still. Guess I am just a bit of a care bear. When shit goes wrong with people that remind me of my own upbringing its just a mood for me

[Anonymous No.27669326]

>>27669249
Why

[Anonymous No.27669334]

>>27668949
>>27668964
Just trust the plan bro

[Anonymous No.27669337]

>>27666438
GRWG my guy

[Anonymous No.27669344]

>ARKG holds the ultimate shitcoin AQB
alright maybe she isn't that smart after all

[Anonymous No.27669397]

anyone baking?

[Anonymous No.27669409]

>>27669097
It's killing me though, because I spent months making mineralized topsoil, I had the tank filled, and was already growing in some hairgrass. I think I have to get some triangular acrylic rods to weld into the inside of the seams for additional corner strength

[Anonymous No.27669477]

>>27668913
are you a female? only women and dyle's keep only shrimp. Actually I take that back all the women I know have some fish with their shrimpies. Your a faggot

[Anonymous No.27669518]

>>27666527
Thx bought it. Probably won't read though

[Anonymous No.27669559]

hey /biz/, are the bears coming soon?

[Anonymous No.27669582]

>>27668895
As someone with 250 shares no. And they’re not scheduled to be profitable until 2022 I think.
Stock up on cheapies though.

[Anonymous No.27669602]

>>27667642
UAVS

[Anonymous No.27669746]

>>27669582
Wasn't their first ER positive since the ipo?

[Anonymous No.27669783]

CRBPClowns explain? If this stocks so good why did it dump so hard half a year ago and what makes you think things will be different now?

[Anonymous No.27669835]

I still have no clue what I’m doing

[Anonymous No.27669884]

>>27668897
>1: do a lot of research, there are many many websites and youtube channels depending on what you wanna do
>2: find a good fish store in your area. NO petco and petsmart do not count. Find something local. They will help you more than you know
>3: Find out what you want in a tank. I have buddies who keep sharks, My gf likes puffers and dwarf cichlids. Im into rare freshwater fish and saltwater coral.
>4: Join a forum or clu in your area (not /aq/ on the /an/ board all of them are fags) and post your setup
>5: Take your hobby where you wanna go! Ive personally competed in shows with fish I've raised and am studying marine biology. There is so much you can do!
>6: have fun

[Anonymous No.27670179]

>>27669835
Get the fuck off Robinhood bro. Use Fidelity.

[Anonymous No.27670276]

>>27669835
I can see Gamestop's Q3 earnings on your chart

[Anonymous No.27670587]

>>27667713
>wanting to start investing for months
>decide to start my financial life in the new year
>open robinhood Jan 2
>1 week of gains
>3 weeks of crab/bad decisions

How do I navigate such foggy waters