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27626623 No.27626623 [Reply] [Original]

The recent events made me realize hedgefunds are the only ones who always win in Wall Street
How do I join a hedgefund and become a hedgie?

Has anyone on /biz/ worked for a hedgefund or private equity company before and can share their experience?

>> No.27626745

Step 1: Get a degree in finance from an Ivy-League university.

>> No.27626855

>>27626623
are you with the tribe?
it wont work unless you are with the tribe or alternatively become a shabbos goyim.

>> No.27627011

just pretend to be really rich and eventually you will be it worked for a bunch of retarded socialites

>> No.27627022

The financial institutions who are all the top holders of stocks like GME, AMC, NOK, etc all made a killing off the leddit bagholders already so I don't know what you mean. The us vs them meme is a misnomer just like almost every meme. Memes are a mental disease for autists to feel like they have some control in this world. The memer opinion doesn't hold weight when matched against reality. The top dogs keep winning and their memes keep them preoccupied with themselves so they don't try to take over while they continuously take the L for them.

>> No.27627103

>>27626855
>a shabbos goyim
I don't mind being one honestly, I just want to make money

>>27626745
What if I have a finance degree from a top tier European university instead?

>> No.27627107

>>27626745
>Step 1: Get a degree in finance from an Ivy-League university.
That's step 2, step 1 is be jewish

>> No.27627227

>>27627011
Is that you, mr Gatsby?