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[Anonymous No.27591869]

Haven't felt this autistically happy thanks to the GME crash. Best day of my life.

[Anonymous No.27591950]

>>27591869
It hasn't even opened yet, shill. It's already in the green. Things are looking good.

[Anonymous No.27592051]

>>27591950
Down 60%, you fucking schitzo.

[Anonymous No.27592098]

>>27591869
stay poor faggot

also ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.27592151]

>>27591950
https://vocaroo.com/1k1KwCAR1AsK

[Anonymous No.27592230]

>>27592051
Check the premarkets, retard

[Anonymous No.27592317]

>>27592230

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.27592478]

this brings me pure joy

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.27592537]

>>27592230
premarket is 1% above where it closed yesterday, what's your point? GME still fucked. It tried to do a pump a couple of hours ago and it failed.

[Anonymous No.27592579]

>>27592230
I checked. You lost more money.

[Anonymous No.27592641]

>>27592151
Based

[Anonymous No.27592720]

>>27591869
watching normies lose money will never not be satisfying. everyone thinks that they could make so much money from investing if they just tried but they just don’t have the tools

[Anonymous No.27592796]

gme hit a low of €60 in germany this morning, it's literally going to sub 10 today LMAO

[Anonymous No.27592883]

Still up about 1000% from hedgies short entry. We are going to 1000 dollars and theres nothing you hedgies can do about it

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.27592907]

>>27592796
daubt it, but sub 50 seems reasonable.

[Anonymous No.27592955]

>>27592883
Just don't rope yourself, okay anon? Life is not only about the money.

[Anonymous No.27593066]

>>27592883
dont listen to this fag
>>27592955

live stream your toaster bath on /b/ like all anheros do

[Anonymous No.27593171]

>>27592230
You are delusional. $GME is going to $30 by EOW.

[Anonymous No.27593266]

>>27593066
This year maybe I'll do it in a golden bath tube after I cash out from all of the bagholders

[Anonymous No.27593328]

>>27592151
Giga dangerously based

[Anonymous No.27593494]

>>27591869
suck my dick it hasn't even short squeezed yet, still 80%+

[Anonymous No.27593538]

>>27592151
Fantastich.

[Anonymous No.27593545]

>>27593494
DIAMOND HANDS. HOLD STRONG ANON. My condolences for your loss fren

[Anonymous No.27593573]

Did we lose bros?

[Anonymous No.27593589]

>>27592151
its for you, king

[Anonymous No.27593646]

>>27591869
That's pretty sad op

[Anonymous No.27593665]

>>27592955
Isn't it though? Without it you're basically just killing time but poor

[Anonymous No.27593733]

>>27592051
Bag holder here. Bought 3 shares at 220 so im currently down $390, and I have a feeling it's probably gonna go down even more.

I'm coping by jerking off and smoking a lot of weed.

Still ain't fucking selling though

[Anonymous No.27593785]

>>27593733
see you at 8 dollars anon!

[Anonymous No.27593825]

>>27592151
Keyed

[Anonymous No.27593830]

>>27593589
Hello fren
yeah, ive been dumping on redditfags for a while
seems fun
getting bored now though
hookers and cocaine might be the next stop
the charts burned half of my dopamine
need to burn the rest y'know

[Anonymous No.27593911]

>>27592151
>bear shills are slavniggers
why am I not surprised

[Anonymous No.27593985]

>Trust the plan
>He can still win
>Two more weeks
>The squeeze hasn't happened yet

[Anonymous No.27593990]

>>27592151
Thank you Vlad, sorry that your country is a shithole.

[Anonymous No.27594077]

I fell for it and now its too late, I should've sold for profit I got greedy now Im down 1K not a lot but I'm just going to sink with the ship

[Anonymous No.27594083]

>>27591869
I'm enjoying the party so much.
No matter if it goes up or down, someone will be wrong and I'll make fun of them.
All while I'm holding my 2 shares. 0 or moon, no hard feelings either way, the fun is in memes, not money.

[Anonymous No.27594092]

>>27593545
cringey faggot, when i make my profits ill send you a rope for you to neck

[Anonymous No.27594096]

Is it over now did the hedge funds win?

[Anonymous No.27594100]

Today is going to be one of the most hilarious days of my life.

I don't think I can take it bros.

[Anonymous No.27594164]

>>27594083
> No matter if it goes up or down, someone will be wrong and I'll make fun of them.
based

[Anonymous No.27594205]

>>27594096
It's not over until either hedgies or gamestop bankrupts.

[Anonymous No.27594213]

>>27594092
Send me the rope asap. I'll give it away to my normie redditfag frens. Just hold on, reassure yourself that you can afford the rope.

[Anonymous No.27594238]

>>27592907

Should we buy puts?

[Anonymous No.27594261]

>>27594205
Gamestop will be the one going under

[ANON No.27594276]

DIE FUCKING IDIOTS WITH YOUR FUCKING SCAM COIN
DON’T BEG ME TO FOLLOW THIS TRASHCAN
I AM NOT A RETARD WHO TAKES PART IN EVERY SHIT YOU TRY TO SHILL
MY WALLET IS FULL OF XSN AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PROFIT HERE.

[Anonymous No.27594286]

>>27593171
30$ EOW is absolutly delusional, give it 2 days max

[Anonymous No.27594348]

>>27594261
Gamestop will not be the only ones going under

[Anonymous No.27594399]

>>27594213
post ur address

[Anonymous No.27594565]

>>27594100
I can’t stop laughing at this, the cope is glorious

[Anonymous No.27594569]

>>27593911
i fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.27594581]

>>27594399
Latvia, Riga, Zeltiņu iela 28-32.
Send me the rope to my dropshipping location nigger

[Anonymous No.27594583]

>>27592151
based Slav anon

[Anonymous No.27594606]

>>27594261
That's for sure, eventually. Gamestop is on a life support from this speculation.
But no one knows for sure what is going to happen before that.

[Anonymous No.27594607]

>tfw when literally buyed at $500

[Anonymous No.27594646]

>>27594565
>>27594100
you guys and OP must have fucking shit lives if this is the best day LMAO
literal virgin incels with hard cocks over stock. Guess what faggots it's not going to dump, it would already of smashed down to $20 on premarket if shorts were covered. Please post your btc wallet so i can deposit funds for you to neck

[Anonymous No.27594687]

>>27594607

You really thought a certain abrahamic religion will let you get away with loothing their hedgefunds?

[Anonymous No.27594742]

Who else here took out a loan to buy GME at 380 because /pol/ told them to? Diamond hands here

[Anonymous No.27594773]

>>27594646
Oh god I have been blessed.
I'm saving these posts for the pink wojaks later today. Imagine falling for reddit scams LMAO

[Anonymous No.27594889]

I go all in nft on playcent
After I make it people will ask me how I got rich…
I will tell you to use your iq and show some respect for my purse

[Anonymous No.27594975]

my high school bully bought into the meme I hope he ropes

[Anonymous No.27595017]

>>27594975
fuckin based

[Anonymous No.27595018]

>>27592151
Outstanding

[Anonymous No.27595110]

>>27592151
now this is based

[Anonymous No.27595360]

>>27594646
https://vocaroo.com/1daKOMys1xMs

[Anonymous No.27595708]

>>27595360
>>27594773
cant hear you from up here, bet you live with mummy

[Anonymous No.27595760]

>>27594975
kek must be a virgin faggot if you got bullied in high school, like honestly if you got bullied in high school ur a nobody hahaha no wonder why you post on biz

[Anonymous No.27595795]

>>27595708
Projecting your own insecurities to others, don't panic. I hope the GME stock rises up and you make a quick buck. Take care of your health, fren.

[Anonymous No.27595811]

The tone on WSB has changed since last night. They suddenly seem to grasp that they're fucked. Probably time to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.27595879]

>>27592230
>NYSE | Pre-Market: $92.69+2.69 (+2.99%)8:44 AM
damn you sure showed him

[Anonymous No.27595930]

>>27592151
hahaha based!! based!!

[Anonymous No.27595935]

BUY YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS BUY

https://s3partners.com/exclusive3.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=020221&utm_campaign=10ds

"""
If long shareholders begin to sell their positions, expect short sellers to jump in and help GME’s stock slide continue. But if long shareholders see the tumbling stock as a new buying opportunity, we may be at the start of part deux of the GME short squeeze.
"""

[Anonymous No.27595937]

>>27595811
Nice try frendo

[Anonymous No.27595944]

>>27595795
i made profit? you seem to be the one projecting. you must really have nothing going for you in your life if you think GME is the happiest thing that happened to you

[Anonymous No.27595975]

>>27591869

[Anonymous No.27595985]

>>27592151
based slav nigger

[Anonymous No.27595991]

>>27595760
>kek must be a virgin faggot if you got bullied in high school, like honestly if you got bullied in high school ur a nobody hahaha no wonder why you post on biz

[Anonymous No.27596023]

FUCK YOU I AM RUINED

[Anonymous No.27596061]

>>27592151
NOOOOO JEWISH SHILL

[Anonymous No.27596121]

>>27595944
I am just enjoying the student life mate, having some good crack.
Why are you feeling so attacked fren? You made the profit, you should be happy? Or wait, you didn't make it yet right? :^)

[Anonymous No.27596127]

>>27595991
you know im right, who the fuck gets bullied in high school? KEK betas

[Anonymous No.27596129]

>>27595975
whew lad I hope that’s fake just to get upvotes

[Anonymous No.27596153]

At this point I’m willing to keep GME as a souvenir to remind me for my retardness so I’m really not gonna sell it

[Anonymous No.27596208]

>>27596121
you honestly sound like a fucking faggot, come suck my cock and make me cum you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.27596299]

>>27596153
I will keep it so I don’t have to report it in taxes. Can’t let people know I fell for this shit

[Anonymous No.27596331]

>>27594646
Pure seethe, today is gonna be great

[Anonymous No.27596340]

>>27596208
yes please. I am the zoomer bisexual cunt who does bjs to everyone. I will please you anon and give you ptsd at the same time. Bcuz a fag sucked you off :)

[Anonymous No.27596365]

>>27596208
absolutely seething

[Anonymous No.27596402]

>>27594646
lmao "it would crash to $20 if shorts had already covered"

[Anonymous No.27596425]

>>27596331
nah anytime after friday will be cope for the bag holders
>>27596340
knew it, go fuck off you tranny faggot, your kind isnt welcome on this site gay cunt

[Anonymous No.27596496]

>>27592151
Lmao, im waiting for a vocaroo with a jewish winning (like the other one) or Musk retiring

[Anonymous No.27596506]

>>27592151
Based pajeet

[Anonymous No.27596512]

>>27596365
i see youve posted this pic on reeeeeddit before, cringe who the fuck goes on that shit hole

[Anonymous No.27596523]

>>27596425
Don't forget to take your meds anon. Also, XRP is a good investment, fren :)

[Anonymous No.27596606]

>>27592230
>down 80%
B-but we are only down 79% pre market

[Anonymous No.27596656]

>>27596523
>15 posts
>take your meds
ok?

[Anonymous No.27596713]

>>27591869
Todays the day when the squeeze was supposed to happen, right?

[Anonymous No.27596731]

Get in CLF

>>27596123
>>27596123
>>27596123
>>27596123
>>27596123

[Anonymous No.27596742]

>>27596606
We're up 2.78% liar

[Anonymous No.27596750]

>>27591869
Why do you relish in the suffering of other people, anon? Are you really that miserable?

[Anonymous No.27596749]

>>27591869
>Hedgies making billions of retailers
>Best day of my life

:D

[Anonymous No.27596789]

>>27596713
actually friday and these faggots will eat their words when it pushes 1k+. Still shorted 88% with 2.6 days left to cover. Its pure cope from these losers who probably sold at a loss or got burned in AMC,BB,NOK and silver.

[Anonymous No.27596795]

>>27593733
>Still ain't fucking selling though
Lets just say we lost it on a horse. Hows Melvin? This is the question everyone seems to be avoiding

[Anonymous No.27596807]

>>27592883
>nobody shortet at $400+
you are delusional

[Anonymous No.27596814]

>>27596656
I don't need meds to stop shitting on bagholders. Well, some amphetamine would be helpful

[Anonymous No.27596816]

>>27596512
Who wouldn't be on Reddit right now? I'm seeing how many GME bagholders I can push into walking toward the light

[Anonymous No.27596884]

>102$ usd
uhhhh bros?

[Anonymous No.27596960]

>>27596742
Down 77,22% then, fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.27597001]

>>27596816
difference between browsing and actually posting on it LMAO cringe lord go huff your dads jenkem nigger

[Anonymous No.27597016]

>>27591869
I still can't believe I feel like I don't own enough AAVE. It's like a disease one cannot cure.

[Anonymous No.27597132]

>>27597001
>passively reading sóyposts
>actively encouraging them to an hero
A village somewhere is missing its idiot

[Anonymous No.27597171]

>>27596960
We're not down that much. Can you not read numbers?
>>27596884
103 now, kek. Literally jumped half an hour before open. It's gonna fucking moon and the seething on here will be sweet.

[Anonymous No.27597234]

>>27597001
you made fucking profit, what the fuck is wrong with you. Fucking delusional cunt. Chill the fuck down plebian. Holy shit the degeneracy

[Anonymous No.27597306]

>>27596795
>Hedge fund Melvin Capital is down $4.5 billion after epic squeeze by Reddit
Not enough

>The move comes after the hedge fund provided $750 million in emergency cash to Gabe Plotkin’s Melvin Capital, which was struggling with GameStop Corp. and other short bets gone sour. Citadel’s hedge funds, along with founder Ken Griffin and his firm’s partners, put $2 billion into Melvin. By the end of last month, Melvin sunk 53% after retail investors banded together online to push up the prices of GameStop and other popular targets of short-sellers.

>Point72 is raising the fresh cash because it sees investment opportunities in the market, one of the people said, asking not to be identified because the information isn’t public. The firm had about $18.9 billion in assets as of October.

>The hedge fund fell about 9% in January, the people said. Before its recent cash injection, Point72 had about $1 billion invested in Melvin. A spokeswoman for the Stamford, Connecticut-based firm declined to comment.

Who is on the board of Citadel again? Someone close to biden?

[Anonymous No.27597315]

>>27597234
you mad tranny faggot? my profits get thrown at your sisters smelly pussy at the local club

[Anonymous No.27597322]

>>27594646
Blatant market manipulating and you good goys celebrate when your masters win. Lobotomized jaded cattle.

[Anonymous No.27597355]

>>27597171
>It's gonna fucking moon
dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.27597366]

>bought shorts at 400 bucks because I knew dumb money was in and the smart money was out
>up 20 grand after covering at 100
It'll probably go lower, but I don't want to bet against retards who have half their life savings in this shit waiting for it to moon.

[Anonymous No.27597392]

i sold on friday but now I kinda wanna see this moon just to btfo all the anti social neets here lmao

[Anonymous No.27597417]

I can't wait to make fun of all the retards who bought at 400, sold at 80, and now are going to miss the ticket to the moon.
Imagine the pink.

[Anonymous No.27597430]

>>27597132
leave in shame with your plebbit tier images

[Anonymous No.27597438]

>>27597355
Suurrre, nice cope

[Anonymous No.27597443]

>>27597315
Man, believing everything anonymous board says. Is this your first day or what, virgin?

[Anonymous No.27597516]

Uhh guys? why are gme and amc pumping?

[Anonymous No.27597525]

>>27597443
are you talking to yourself or what? Literally projecting on levels never seen before HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27597581]

>>27597516
prepared to get bogged all 4channel sellers lol

[Anonymous No.27597660]

So where have you set your buy orders?
Personally I have it at 10 cent

[Anonymous No.27597718]

>>27597525
The copium is mooning right now. Get some wine mate, some good pussy and relax. Why are you so stressful my dude. Just relaaaaaaax or go foad ;)

[Anonymous No.27597788]

>>27597718
"frens" "copium" are his favourite words, yikes get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.27597846]

>>27597443
kill yourself newfag

[Anonymous No.27597873]

>>27597788
I can give you my load if you want :)

[Anonymous No.27597881]

>>27597430
Your plebbit tier brain is what you should be worried about, fren

[Anonymous No.27597984]

Todays going to be wild. People still believe the squeeze hasnt come lmao

[Anonymous No.27598013]

>>27597846
this, i been trolling this fuck for this whole time and he still hasn't realised. If i had to bet on it i'd say hes from wsb and lost out on meme stocks and doge and now he's here to seethe AHJHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27598106]

>>27592151
Based Poojeet

[Anonymous No.27598118]

>>27591950
1% in the green and you think its looking good? Are you THAT stupid? Answer me anon

[Anonymous No.27598150]

>>27598013
HAHAHAHA SUCH A GOOD TROLL HAHAHAHA. YOU TRICKED ME HAHAHAHA THE SLAV NIGGER HAHAHA. Can I just suck your dick already mate?

[Anonymous No.27598181]

>>27598150
cringe

[Anonymous No.27598200]

>>27598118
15% actually, retard.

[Anonymous No.27598273]

>>27594742
keep hodling

[Anonymous No.27599229]

>>27591869
>>27592720
>>27594100
>>27592051
>>27592151
>>27592579
>>27592151
>>27592537
>>27593171
>>27593985
>>27595879
>>27596606
>>27596814
>>27596960
>>27597355
>>27598118
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO'S LAUGHNG NOW POORFAGS. SHOILD HAVE HELD KEK, THIS ROCKET GOES TO PLUTO. HOLY SHIT, IM NETTING AT LEAST 50 GRAND IF THIS KEEPS UP. TELL ME AGAIN HOW ITS NOT MOONING HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27599311]

[Anonymous No.27599324]

>>27598118
>he sold low
The /biz/ way

[Anonymous No.27599418]

>>27599229
WHO IS LAUGHING NOW AGAIN? JUST GET OUT ALREADY

[Anonymous No.27599662]

>>27592537
>kawk ID

[Anonymous No.27599738]

>>27599418
STILL IN THE GREEN FAGGOR

[Anonymous No.27599811]

>>27599418
Post nose

[Anonymous No.27599874]

>>27599738
whats ur average?

[Anonymous No.27599932]

I have no skin in the game, but it appears to be mooning

[Anonymous No.27599977]

>>27592151
The funny thing is that they'll share this acting like theyre being ironic, but in one month will cry that Uncle Joe isnt doing enough to bail them out.
This GME shit has proven why the general public cannot be trusted with money.

[Anonymous No.27600040]

>>27599418
Why do you care about what we do with our money fren? Are u a non fren?

[Anonymous No.27600047]

>>27597171
Can you not read numbers? From 500 to 100 is how much?

[Anonymous No.27600120]

>>27599977
My friend already claims how fucked the markets are in general. That everything is manipulated. He bought the stock 3 days ago...

[Anonymous No.27600406]

>>27600047
I'm talking about the fucking chart retard.

[Anonymous No.27600837]

>>27600406
How much crack did you smoke? This is the fucking chart, and its down 80%

[Anonymous No.27600965]

>>27600837
And it's recovering it, check it again, kek.

[Anonymous No.27601252]

>>27600965
The screenshot is litteraly from 2 minutes ago
You need 400%+ to recover

[Anonymous No.27601302]

Did any of you read that WSJ piece about that student who made 200k on GME? Even the highly educated got into the scam. Clown world.

[Anonymous No.27601860]

>>27601302
Highly educated people are some of the dumbest on the planet

[Anonymous No.27602298]

Why did I even think for a nanosecond that this dead in the water shit could ever break $1k.

Pulled out yesterday with 10% (ten percent) profit, was up over 500%. I guess I deserve it. Someone suckerpunch some reality into me please.

[Anonymous No.27602301]

>>27601860
I think it was a pajeet grad student at MIT. Apparently he sold BTC at 4k last year and lost thousands in other bets until he got into GME. He wanted to ‘get back at the elites’ which is ironic and laughable.

[Anonymous No.27602441]

>>27591869
I too find it funny, but only because they are mentally retarded plebbitors who deserve a nice rope.

[Anonymous No.27602719]

>>27601302
Some retarded student isn't "highly educated". I've worked with phds (getting paid less than me) and they tend to be the most incompetent people.
But lots of sophisticated traders played the bubble game and won. Lots of idiots who didn't understand the game won too.

[Anonymous No.27602783]

>>27602298
at least you didnt lose money bro

[Anonymous No.27603157]

>>27602298
There were shills everywhere (here and plebbit) who kept repeating the lie your shares must be bought due to >100% short interest.
I suspect the progenitors of that meme knowingly lied to bring in more retards, but a lot of the parrots probably thought this fantasy was true.
I don't even trade and I just worked it out this was obviously wrong mentally, but then again I have basic discrete math analysis skills.

[Anonymous No.27603177]

regulations incoming.

[Anonymous No.27603462]

>>27592151
Your accent gave me a stiffy.

[Anonymous No.27604288]

>>27601860
You have no idea how right you are. Modern academia actively filters for people that are obsessed with their field to the exclusion of everything else and are sloppy as hell to be able to publish quickly.
It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that they fell for the GME meme, since they basically have the world experience of a high school student in everything other than their sub-sub-sub-field.
We would unironically be better off if we shut down all research universities, restricted universities to exclusively teaching, and moved to government and industry labs exclusively.
> t. PhD who spent five years in a postdoc, still bitter

[Anonymous No.27604343]

>>27591869
>WE DID IT 4CHAN

kys incel

[Anonymous No.27604599]

>>27592151
fuming

[Anonymous No.27605688]

>>27592151

[Anonymous No.27606682]

>>27604288
I don’t doubt you. I got rejected by Ivy Leagues, because I wasn’t as ‘specialized’ as they wanted. But anyone with half a brain cell should’ve known that GME wasn’t gonna cross $1,000. But the MIT guy in the WSJ article only sold after his friends staged an intervention. That’s scary. I expect STEM PhD students to have the tiniest iota of common sense.