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27580095 No.27580095 [Reply] [Original]

YOU GUYS!
I think we stumbled onto something HUGE
All of the shorts seem to be exiting their positions, right?
How is that possible when NONE of us are selling and over 140% of the shares were shorted?
The truth: Melvin Capital and other hedgefunds ILLEGALLY SHORTED AND "BORROWED" SHARES THAT DON'T EXIST!!!
The kicker?
The SEC KNEW THE ENTIRE TIME.
I have it on good authority that the SEC marked all legitimate Gamestop shares with non-radioactive isotope watermarks. You see, there's going to be a review of all gamestop shares in circulation and the fake shares without the watermarks are going to be thrown out and the president of Melvin capital is going to be arrested!!!
THIS WAS ALL A PLOY BY THE SEC TO DRAIN THE SWAMP AND MELVIN CAPITAL FELL FOR THE TRAP.

>> No.27580134

Why did I reply to this fake news

>> No.27580144

Holy shit this is going to be crazy

>> No.27580170

>>27580095
I’ve already seen this episode

>> No.27580226
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27580226

>>27580095
I can't believe this will ever happen unless I'm informed that the eta is 14 days.

>> No.27580228

tRuSt ThE pLaN!

>> No.27580246

>>27580095
i like how you think you are being ironic and shitposting out of sarcasm but are mostly right without knowing it.

there is a lot of illegal naked shorting going on, the SEC knows about it, but they are controlled by the biden admin, very corrupt and wont do shit except help cover up the criminality

>> No.27580260

>>27580095
>think Qtards are gone
>they just moved to GME
Will it ever end?

>> No.27580292

I'm not buying your fucking bags

>> No.27580293

>>27580226
Exactly 14 days brother!!!!
You have to make sure you DO NOT SELL before then.
You see, the share is going to drop. I'm not going to lie, it will probably go down to under $50, maybe even under $40 a share BUT DON'T PANIC. Once the SEC unveils their sting operation the price of shares will skyrocket, Melvin Capital will be REQUIRED to buy them for whatever price we demand. GME shares with prices of over 10 Million USD each are COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.

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27580299

Two more weeks! Where we go one we go all! The storm is coming! Release the GME kraken!

>> No.27580306

>2 weeks bro

>> No.27580399

>>27580260
No, eventually they'll move on to something else and be indistinguishable from the sea of crypto scam shilling we're used to though.

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>>27580095
GME diamond hands baby! Riding the rollercoster back down to 1$ Trust the game.

>The squeeze has not been squeezin
The squeeze has not been squeezin
>The squeeze has not been squeezin

>> No.27580440

You guys!1!11
Why cant you call out the jews first and foremost?
You're powerless

>> No.27580482

>>27580095
lmao, good one OP

>> No.27580493

>>27580095
kek

>> No.27580589

SIGNS THAT THE SEC WILL UNVEIL THEIR PLAN AND THAT THE SQUEEZETO 10 MILLION/SHARE WILL HAPPEN:
>the lion will split the sea
>the mountain will blacken the stars
>the sun will weep as the oasis dries
>two knocks will beckon a roar from beyond

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>>27580299
>>27580306
Unironically. Yes.

>> No.27580852

>>27580715
yea and that old faggot predicted the end of the world in 2011 correctly, trust me bro