/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27579648]

Anyone ever tried just begging these types of guys for money?

Like my end goal is to get $3.5 mil after taxes and live off that the rest of my life through stocks/dividends/gains.

That amount is literally like .00002% of his net worth.

If I could just talk to him i might be able to convince him to give it to me so I can pursue other things. Like investing in me. Maybe with some kind of agreement that says I'll give him back every dollar over that that I make until I pay it back two times over?

Think one of these rich guys would go for that?

[Anonymous No.27579821]

what do you offer? what's your business plan?

[Anonymous No.27579897]

>>27579648

I'm in fifth grade and this is the deepest thing anyone has ever said bro.

In all reality, you don't think he gets this *EVERY FUCKING DAY*?

[Anonymous No.27579911]

>>27579648
You're delusional and narcissistic. Stop trying to scrounge for handouts and build something yourself

[Anonymous No.27579956]

>>27579821
Nothing in particular. Just try to have a heart to heart type thing with one of these rich guys and say like.

"I want to pursue my dream of getting into politics or maybe some big app/website idea. Or I being a published author. "

[Anonymous No.27579972]

>>27579648
he would probably just find you annoying.
your best chance would be, being memorable and likeable. then by being close to him you would have more lucrative opportunities.

[Anonymous No.27580004]

>>27579821
>hey bro I got an idea. it's like tesla but it's on a blockchain

[Anonymous No.27580009]

>>27579911
Sorry I'm not saying me specifically. Was talking in hypotheticals. But generally just wondering if people have tried it.

[Anonymous No.27580035]

>>27579648
That's the saddest thing I read here in a long time faggot, make your own fucking money nigger.

[Anonymous No.27580040]

>>27579648
mockup a fake bill and send it to tesla and see if they pay it.

[Anonymous No.27580048]

>>27579897
Well I'm sure his Twitter is full of it. But I mean like. Getting a few minutes to just talk to the guy directly.

[Anonymous No.27580099]

I think this OP qualifies as begging.
Read the rules, gypsy

[Anonymous No.27580132]

>>27579648

The odds of you ever having a conversation with these guys is 0.0000000001%. The odds of then successfully convincing them to give you more than a million dollars for no other reason than you being lazy is 0.0000000000000000001%.

So yeah good luck with that.

Also, you're obviously not an adult yet. And your short-sighted naive child-brain is cringe inducing.

[Anonymous No.27580198]

>>27579956

ehh this kind of way of persuasion only works with family and friends. Legit investors will run from you.

[Anonymous No.27580283]

>>27579821
ok here it is: when I was in college we had peanut and jelly every night for our "late night" meal. me and the boys would get baked ad go and eat a shit ton of pbjs/peanut butter and fluffs/peanut butter and nutella. crunchy peanut butter, smooth, almond butter, all types of jellies/jams/preserves, plus an all you could eat cereal bar.
while my business plan has not been fully drawn out, i think it would be quite successful, especially in an area which has legalized marijuana

[Anonymous No.27580366]

>dude what if we just
>ask people for money

[Anonymous No.27580572]

>>27579648
>H-hey Mr Musk! Can you fund my business? I want to open my own anime studio!

[Anonymous No.27580629]

>>27579911
>build something yourself

You know, if you talk like that, he will eventually find a pimp who provides.
Then people like you will criticoze him for becoming "dependent", even though YOU are the kind of cheap motherfucker who lets his wife and child starve while they slave for table scraps...while you yourself blows the family fortune at the casino. Because you are greedy.


I do not think you are Elon Musk. I just hate rich people like you, calling the rest of us delusional and narcissistic while you yourself believe that you are owed anything you want and power over everything.

[Anonymous No.27580846]

>>27579956
>I want to pursue my dream of getting into x
have you ever tried to get into x in any capacity beyond daydreaming?
>no because I lack the funds
then it's not your dream
if you actually, truthfully and genuinely want to pursue something then money is a secondary concern at best

[Anonymous No.27581039]

Send them and email and say "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" taunt them every week for a few years then demand they give you $3

[Anonymous No.27581102]

>>27579648
yes people beg and tell them sob stories all day long. you will not even get a response.
I honestly can't even understand the perspective of someone who believes this would work

[Anonymous No.27581162]

Do you think they managed to be billionaires by giving free money to some retards on twitter?

[Anonymous No.27581308]

>>27579648
>my end goal is to get $3.5 mil after taxes and live off that the rest of my life through stocks/dividends/gains
thanks for tell us you have no idea how money works

[Anonymous No.27581332]

>>27579648
Just 3.5m?

I was lucky enough for a few weathlier anons to donate to me but wasn't over $500.

Might wanna aim a little lower but see this for an example.

I'm literally sick but smart, and investment into me wouldn't be wise because I won't live long enough to provide a good ROI.

But You would be doing me a favor.


BTC> 3DucakAPUvkMcQRe1YLAQRw18wat3wPJtz

ETH> 0xcF3Eec3d91b3B2D5239fFd8326b357478DBa1Fbe

when you read this how does it make you feel?

Then ask yourself how it would make Elon feel.

[Anonymous No.27581353]

>>27579648
This guy will never go without simply because he was born under the right circumstances

[Anonymous No.27581377]

>>27579648
they do invest money in shit but not into some retarded NEET who is too lazy to work

[Anonymous No.27581433]

>>27579956
best larp in a while fucking kek

[Anonymous No.27581459]

I wouldn't mind asking Musk or Bezos for education money, looking into my project and deciding whether its worth investing into or not, my medical bills of I couldn't afford them etc. However what I definitely don't see as something necessary is giving money to someone wanting to be rich for the sake of it. Wouldn't waste my time on OP.

You guys are too much anti-begging sometimes, don't think much of the money. It's an asset, successful people with projects that do good get more of it, but only because its a measure of value, it's not necessarily "fair" game and as we all know worlds wealth isn't distributed equally nor it perhaps should be. We will all die relatively soon, its not like you're asking for his kidney or precious time.

[Anonymous No.27581481]

>>27579648
do you honestly think people that successful will spend any amount of their times reading let alone responding to messages begging people for money? it's not even about the free hand outs, they don't care much about it. they simply won't acknowledge the contact

[Anonymous No.27581513]

>>27581353
elon was born into the 1%, but he still became the richest person in the world, so whatever percent 1/7 billion is
he was guaranteed a comfy life, but he still accomplished things

[Anonymous No.27581560]

>>27580009
I guess if you have no shame. In Los Angeles there are a lot of fake homeless people that just beg all day long and have nice homes and cars.

[Anonymous No.27581640]

Taking money from the rich will not magically benefit the poor, it will just raise prices on the poor.
Learn what resource allocation is. Money does not equal resources.

[Anonymous No.27581642]

>>27579956
>politics
>website owner
>author
Lol those have NOTHING in common, have you actually tried any of them?

[Anonymous No.27581662]

>>27580048
>Begging for handouts
Pathetic. Do you also give handouts to every beggar who approaches you?

[Anonymous No.27581684]

To the OP:

You're not getting anything, because you are a nobody. Pic related: people trying to pay for Seth Rogen's butthole vases. Love and money trickle UP, not down. It's human nature.

[Anonymous No.27581788]

>>27581560
Kind of dangerous, especially during COVID. But if you can get to a good neighborhood, it's a sweet deal. Watch out for other beggars, they are territorial.

[Anonymous No.27581956]

>>27579648
you are a fucking idiot, no actually retarded

do you think because his "networth" is X billions, a few million is a small sum for him, which he has in his side pocket? all this worth of his is bound in tesla shares, he probably has a few million somewhere else but its not all liquid

would you give a hobo 10k? you are the hobo nigger

[Anonymous No.27582114]

>>27580629
Not rich, just believe people thrive when they discover their self-worth and independence. Being a mosquito buzzing around wealthy people isn't going to lead to any positive outcome

[Anonymous No.27582215]

>>27579648
if you are not a complete fucking idiot neet, you might be able to think out some kind of meme-normie-please-be-patient-with-me-awareness event. you just now for month start to pitch him this idea of him publicly giving you $ 100 k worth of dogecoin and then we can track you for one complete year. you will be constantly livestreaming your neetshithole, shitpost on twitter, upload on youtube. livestream your monitor and every trade you are making on the pc trying to profit atleast 2.1x. everything over $ 200 k is yours. and if you dont deliver. he will shoot you up the the spacetesla. start shilling him this idea everyday. pay shitposters to shill and shit on his twitter everyday. make this whole shitevent happening bc its getting so annoying for everybody, that he just gives you the money to stutfu

[Anonymous No.27582320]

>>27579648
>That amount is literally like .00002% of his net worth.
>If I could just talk to him i might be able to convince him to give it to me so I can pursue other things. Like investing in me. Maybe with some kind of agreement that says I'll give him back every dollar over that that I make until I pay it back two times over?
This... This might work

[Anonymous No.27582415]

>>27579648
This is the type of thinking homeless people have.

[Anonymous No.27582525]

>>27579648
he will only give you money if he gets more money from giving you money, simple as

[Anonymous No.27582605]

Try throwing a pie at him.

[Anonymous No.27582614]

>>27579648
From my naive perspective, I don't think mega rich individuals get in their position by being philanthropic. You'd probably be better off begging from a normal person who may pity you, and yet they can't necessarily afford to sponsor you either.

I don't know why I wrote this. Too much caffeine.

[Anonymous No.27582734]

>>27579648
there are hundreds of pajeets begging him and the rest of the billionaires for money on twitter every day, go there

[Anonymous No.27582762]

>>27579648
I kept emailing Bill Gates asking for $1 million and he emailed back $1 mil, no larp

[Anonymous No.27582801]

>>27579648
People tend to not negotiate with cockroaches for crumbs.

[Anonymous No.27582826]

>>27579648
why not just take a loan?
you can return the money to the bank and avoid begging

[Anonymous No.27582837]

Someone on 4chan once sent me a Bitcoin when it was $200 and I'm forever grateful to that based NZ Anon.

[Anonymous No.27582860]

>>27579648
Actually pathetic

[Anonymous No.27583075]

>>27581332
makes me want to spit in your face

[Anonymous No.27583115]

>>27582415
It's not great overall, but the new season of Fargo has this monologue by Chris Rock where he pulls out a wad of cash in front of a dope fiend, and the guy's eyes bug out. He then goes on to say how by even showing the guy the money, the dope fiend is already making plans for it like it's his. And in the dope fiend's mind, it is. So when Chris puts the money back in his pocket, to the dope fiend he just basically robbed him.

I had a neighbor who thought like this. If he found out you had anything, it was immediate that he was guilting you for handouts and favors. One time I won $500 from a casino, and "only" bought him one drink at the bar and some dinner afterwards. He was constantly on about "lending" him some, "because it's not like you worked for it". This coming from a guy who hadn't held a real job for longer than a year, and that was the only real one he'd had.
tl;dr most people who beg don't deserve shit, yet are the ones who think they deserve the most of anyone.

[Anonymous No.27583664]

>>27581662
do you know any beggars who use their money handed on a silver platter to give to other beggars?

[Anonymous No.27583898]

>>27583075
Haha well that's honesty right there.

[Anonymous No.27583929]

If elon musk or any anon wanna make my day here is my eth address
0xdb8f1A021E9Fbc0Ce6e6C84c3aA451a68DfA8d4c
>>27579648

[Anonymous No.27584012]

>>27580040

This, that one guy did it to Google and he made millions before they caught on

[Anonymous No.27584097]

>>27583929
Yeahhhh that's right. On your knees and beg. God Damn that makes me so hard. Oh yeah. More of that. Yes please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.27584166]

>>27584097
You think he's good *shoves to the side*
BTC> 3DucakAPUvkMcQRe1YLAQRw18wat3wPJtz

ETH> 0xcF3Eec3d91b3B2D5239fFd8326b357478DBa1Fbe

Check out my beg, it's got two wallets I can take it in both holes.

[Anonymous No.27584255]

0xdb8f1A021E9Fbc0Ce6e6C84c3aA451a68DfA8d4c
>>27584097
I am on my knees begging for it master oh please spare me some of your portfolio cum my lord

[Anonymous No.27584526]

>>27579648
It doesnt work.

[Anonymous No.27584583]

>>27584097
pedophile

[Anonymous No.27584611]

Why doesnt he just buy gamestop, the company?

[Anonymous No.27584868]

>>27579648
yes he will give you and the other 5 billion poor people 4 million dollars each

[Anonymous No.27584972]

Alright, let's play a game. I masturbated not too long ago, so I'm not horny. Make me horny again, and leave your BTC or ETH address, and if you're good, I will send some peanuts your way, you stupid whores. Dance now.

[Anonymous No.27585275]

>>27584972
https://www.redbookmag.com/love-sex/sex/advice/g768/turn-ons-for-guys/
Btc- 17CfguDwBo5ddcb7hZk9fH6XX7BFLT4pLG
Eth- 0xdb8f1A021E9Fbc0Ce6e6C84c3aA451a68DfA8d4c

[Anonymous No.27585302]

People don't give away money like that because if you do it once, you need to ask yourself the question why you're not doing it for everyone else who asks you. The only time they give money away without expecting much in return is when society recognizes it in the form of institutionalized charity.

And this is why we need to tax the rich.

[Anonymous No.27585374]

>>27585302
Didn't took long for the fun police to arrive

[Anonymous No.27585488]

>>27585374
Fun is a buzzword.

[Anonymous No.27585890]

>>27579956
everybody has this dream, 99.999% would fail if you gave them money to try. you're part of the 99.999%.

elon is smarter than you, he knows giving you money would be a complete waste and never would.

[Anonymous No.27585939]

>>27584972
You know I was gonna get pretty deceptive but it felt pretty gay.

Your cute though.

BTC> 3DucakAPUvkMcQRe1YLAQRw18wat3wPJtz

ETH> 0xcF3Eec3d91b3B2D5239fFd8326b357478DBa1Fbe

[Anonymous No.27585994]

>>27585939
Descriptive* lol tired.

[Anonymous No.27586061]

>>27579648
Just suck his dick very good.

[Anonymous No.27586105]

They get this
>EVERY
>SINGLE
>DAY
>bruh can you get me some money it's insignificant to you anyway since you have so much
>I'm lazy piece of shit who will kill himself if you don't gib me free moniz
>Please my mum/grandma/auntie/child/me dying of cancer gib gibs
>Please my student loans
>PLEASE muh disaster in family gib moni :((((
>my shitty business went down
So on and so on you are retarded if you think you will get anything and imagine being him going throu street randomly and some dude approaches you like hey buddy can you gib me some money? Like fuck off hobo. It's either to everyone or no one and it better be to no one

[Anonymous No.27586110]

>>27585302
if you remove the incentive for getting rich by taxing the rich, you destroy the incentive for getting rich. ie, you destroy capitalism and the free market, which is historically the system who helps the most people get out of poverty the fastest.

it's counter intuitive, but by taxing the rich, you're making poor people ever poorer, because you destroy the free market/capitalist system, and this system is historically the best at getting the most people out of poverty.

Is it a fair system? No. Is it a perfect system? No. Is it the best system we know? Yes. Did we try socialism before, and was it better? Yes, we tried, and it made poor people poorer everywhere it was tried.

[Anonymous No.27586214]

>>27586110
Nobody has ever been put off from getting rich because taxes were high. People can still get rich.

[Anonymous No.27586242]

>>27584972
Reef


I hope that this has helped

[Anonymous No.27586263]

Would you give 10 bucks to the crack addicted retard on your street?

[Anonymous No.27586335]

>>27579648
How is making one assholes life more comfortable going to help the world? The man is going to put people on Mars. If you can, in any way, help him get people to another planet, or even help him make a fucking car, I'm sure he would give you some money. He's rich because he gets shit done, not because he wants a fuckload of money.

[Anonymous No.27586390]

>>27586242
Btc: 3Gv4bTx7nh88h1949TX5xTQDH6kB3FksCu
Eth: 0x996b19dfa656813C98ECEda62fDa279a26739581

lol

[Anonymous No.27586410]

>>27579648
Beg with your mouth open and your tongue out like the dog you are.

[Anonymous No.27586418]

>>27586263
Yes, if I know he will definitely spend it on crack.

[Anonymous No.27586439]

>>27586410

[Anonymous No.27586654]

>>27579956

[Anonymous No.27586806]

>>27579648
i recently rewatched the old jurassic park movies and thought about how elon musk might be rich and crazy enough to do it in real life. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.27586845]

>>27586654
Shit I'm a sick ass cancerfag and I could spitball 30 money making idears if Llong Usk was infront of me.

Not "yeah I just wanna lounge around and drive my Lambo get my instagram models you know?"

[Anonymous No.27586928]

>>27579821
He offers his holes!!

[Anonymous No.27587509]

>>27579956
Surely you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.27587684]

OP is either a highschooler or Indian, you should feel shame about wanting to beg someone for money

[Anonymous No.27587721]

OP is 12

[Anonymous No.27587804]

>>27579956

kek

im laughing my ass off, the only way he would give it was if he was in a good mood for a charity case.

[Anonymous No.27588052]

>>27586110
You think people with a potential billion dollar idea will say "ah, there's no point if I'll have to pay millions in taxes, better to just wallow in my own shit as a wage slave instead"?

You really think that would happen?

[Anonymous No.27588055]

>>27579956
>I want to pursue my dream of getting into politics
>I want to pursue my dream of having power and forcing others to do what I want

[Anonymous No.27588169]

>>27588052
Ideas don't make millions it takes extreme luck and hard work and there's enormous personal risk and no guarantee of success

Why would you go through all of that just to get cucked by taxes?

[Anonymous No.27588258]

>>27579648
>African-American begs government for money
>Gets endless funding for his shitty rocket and electric cars

Follow his model.

[Anonymous No.27588618]

>>27584972
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH...
BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO BE FUCKED!
ORGY IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH!

[Anonymous No.27589699]

>>27586110
You are the most retarded black gorilla nigger I have ever seen. Really. You are fucking stupid and need to go back.

[Anonymous No.27589760]

>>27579648
You are better off making a big sob story and posting it to reddit

[Anonymous No.27590852]

>>27581560
Dude being homeless is good money, maybe not so much now with $15 min wage but back in the day you could make an entry levels pay if you were young and looked quite sorry

[Anonymous No.27590907]

>>27581684
Josh Gad is a comedian

[Anonymous No.27590969]

lol no.
kill rich people and burn their money

[Anonymous No.27590981]

Why is everyone being so hostile? Yeah it was a dumb question but man you guys are acting like OP said he wants to takes Elon’s children hostage or something