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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. I ALREADY INSTALLED METAMASK, UNISWAP, COINGECKO, AND COINBASE BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUY/SELL ANY OF THEM. WHERE DO I LINK MY BANK ACCOUNT. HOW DO I CONVERT MY USD TO COIN. HOW DO I SELL WHAT I ALREADY HAVE. WHY IS THIS SO HARD RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>> No.27568338

>>27568305
feel ya bro

>> No.27568396

Got my nano ledger S to lock in all my cryptos at their ATH's and making bank

>> No.27568403
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>>27568305

>> No.27568443

>>27568305
>MAKE METAMASK WALLET
BUY ETH IN COINBASE
SEND ETH TO METAMASK WALLET
GET TOKEN ADDRESS FROM COINGECKO
CONNECT UNISWAP AND METAMASK WALLET
TRADE ETH FOR RUBIC ITS SUPER EASY ONCE YOU DO IT.
ALSO METAMASK ISNT A KIKE WALLET THAT WILL LOCK YOU OUT LIKE COINBASE. ITS REALLY DUMB KEEPING YOUR GAINS ON COINBASE, EITHER GET A METAMASK OR A HARDWARE WALLET LIKE LEDGER FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
Replace rubic with your shitcoin of choice

>> No.27568482

I’m in Hawaii so I’m equally as retarded about this

>> No.27568490

>>27568403
How do I connect my wallet to my bank account when I want to sell the coin and withdraw my money? On that note how do I sell?

>> No.27568526

>>27568305
you first need to find an exchange that will accept your usd and convert to crypto, then you're free to move to different exchanges and what not. i think a lot of burgers use coinbase? they'll want your kyc info and then you can transfer from bank.

>> No.27568571

>>27568490
you buy eth (etherium) using an exchange like coinbase then transfer it to your meta wallet address ....

>> No.27568649

>>27568305
You might actually be retarded bro, you can literally by ETH on MetaMask with the fucking buy button

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27568671

>>27568396
good man.

>> No.27568719

>>27568571
No you're telling me to buy eth. I'm asking how do I turn the coins I have in my metamask to usd money and transfer it to my bank account when I want to sell.

>> No.27568738

>>27568490
You need to send it to Coinbase or some other exchange that supports usd withdrawals and then withdraw. Coinbase is the most straightforward but I believe there are others

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27568771

>>27568396
smart move anon. make sure to unlock it when we start mooning again.

>> No.27568825

>>27568396
how do you store your seed?

>> No.27568839

>>27568305
u need to give ur information to coinbase and then buy the bitcoins and then u can send the bitcoins to another site

>> No.27568973

>>27568771
I pay for auto-unlock so I don't even have to keep an eye on it. Just locks/unlocks automatically. It's $5 month but a small price to pay for gains.

>> No.27569066

Let's say I finally get eth in metamask, while buying on uniswap how do I know how much to leave for gas?

>> No.27569087

>>27568719
open metamask
click "send"
paste in this address: 0x78E49FaCAD7C1f49182c59d42153Ed2ecA786D32
that's metamask global exchange address
send whatever coins you'd like to change to USD
you will be sent back USDC coins which you can send directly to your bank account via wire transfer

>> No.27569113

>>27568305
Don't bother if you're only spending like $100. The gas fees will fuck you up. It's a whale's game right now.

>> No.27569200

>>27569087
Thx for the genuine reply
>>27569113
What's a gas fee? I thought if you buy coins and hold them you get daily dividends?

>> No.27569208

>>27568305
It took me 2 days to link my bank acc because the bank website literally doesnt work.
Now I have to wait for the bank to accept Coinbase withdraws.

>> No.27569253

>>27568305
Why are you retarded?

>> No.27569302

>>27569200
don't do that. that address is a scam.

type your questions into youtube. lots of tutorials.

>> No.27569350

>>27568305
on coinbase retard if that has too many limits you can probably get approved faster with cash.app and send bitcoin from there to your wallet

>> No.27569362

if you're that dumb then just stick to coinbase.

>> No.27569437

>>27569302
>that address is a scam
Thx for the warning. I make it a rule to not paste any code from here. I just get confused on how to play crypto. I got $1000 to play atm and I'm fine if I lost these but of course I want to make a profit. I'm sick of living as a wagie. I want my money to make money.

>> No.27569494

>>27568305
Hit me up on telegram I’ll help you out. Just started Crypto 1 month ago I’m up 27%

>> No.27569496

>>27568305
A retard like you should not enter the market

>> No.27569682

wtf crypto is easier than stocks, how do you even dress yourself in the morning?
don't forget to breathe

>> No.27569727

>>27568305
>found the future bagholder

>> No.27569807

>>27568305
phone trader ngmi

>> No.27569959

>>27569494
Fuck it, just email me at my throwaway crypto.tard00@gmail.com

>> No.27570122

>>27568396
I'm a /biz/ newfag what does locking mean?

>> No.27570173

>>27568305
Calm down faggot, come lurk more and sit a spell. You'll figure it out

>> No.27570411

>>27568305
Just stick to CoinBase bro

>> No.27570520

>>27568305
>go to exchange
>buy crypto
>???
>profit

>> No.27570606

>>27568305
just buy some fucking silver bars instead


jesus these coins are a scam

>> No.27570671

>>27569959
You're going to take advice from someone who is been in crypto for a month?

>> No.27570741

>>27568305
Retards are hilarious lmao

>> No.27570776

>>27570671
No one else seems to want to help and just spouts meme bullshit so what do I have to lose by giving a throwaway.

>> No.27570842

>>27570122
you lock your coins when they reach ATH so they stay high

>> No.27571126

>>27568305
Just buy fucking Bitcoin two - three times a week. Deposit as much as you feel necessary into the USD of whichever app you are on - use X amount of USD you deposited to acquire Y amount of BTC - just sit on that BTC & deposit more in whatever succession you choose. That’s it.

>> No.27571230

>>27570842
how the fuck does that work?

>> No.27571331

>>27571126
How about some anons who said we get dividends per coins held. I heard a dude saying he get $1.5 daily per coin from that Uniswap airdrop and he has 400 now. Does that mean if I did the same I'm getting $600 daily just for having those coins? If so how do I liquidate them into usd?

>> No.27571354

>>27570842
wtf how does that work? I'm googling but getting nothing. How does your coins stay at that price? Got a link to explain it? Sorry for my 80 IQ

>> No.27571398
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27571398

it seems more complicated that it is
just do it

>> No.27572099

>>27571398
Upon first glance at this message, I was REALLY hoping it read "It seem more complicated than it is but it do".

>> No.27572384

>>27571331
Nigga what?

>> No.27572492

>>27571230
>>27571354
He's trolling

>> No.27572966

So is Coinbase all you need? To put money in and out & trade?

P.S. Go away alt-coin salesmen

>> No.27573190

>>27568825
In the balls.

>> No.27573510

>>27573190
kek

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27573591

>>27570842
>>27571230

>> No.27573619

>>27571230
zozzle

>> No.27573751

>>27568443
you can just buy ETH in metamask with a debit card anon... fuck coinbase.

>> No.27574097

>>27568443
Why do you need to get rubic? How do I get SHIB

>> No.27574143

>>27568443
can you withdraw from metamask to a bank account?

>> No.27575063

>>27574143
Answer this man's question please

>> No.27575606

>>27574143
No.
Trade it for FIAT(real) money on Binance or some other exchange that accepts FIAT and send the FIAT to your Bank Account

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27575694

>>27568305
>INSTALLED METAMASK, UNISWAP, COINGECKO
wtf is all this shit retard, when you figure out how to finally buy some crypto I won't be surprised if all the other useless spyware you downloaded steals it all

>> No.27575775

>>27575694
Then what the fuck do I need?

>> No.27576011

>>27575775
anon there are 70 IQ niggers on twitter bragging about how there bitcoin "be doin sumn," they figured it out but you can't? there's no hope for you

>> No.27576021

>>27575775
Just fucking use coinbase or coinbase pro to buy for now while you google and learn how to buy other alts. If you plan to withdraw out then metamask or myetherwallet for ethereum and it's tokens if those are what you bought.

>> No.27576782

>>27569200
>let me just send my virtual coins to some random string of characters with zero DD in hopes of magically converting it to usd
please god be trolling

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27576892

>>27570606
based fellow dergon

>> No.27577505

>>27576782
Okay so you meant service fee per transactions then. That's fair.

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27577534

>>27570842
>>27571230

>> No.27577628

>>27575775
a Brain

>> No.27577636

>>27568305
metal pay app
thank me later.

>> No.27577695

>>27573190
Pee is stored in the balls, dumbass

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>>27573190

>> No.27578343

>>27575606
then why the fuck would I ever use metamask if you can't send fiat to your bank account? If I have to send it to coinbase to get back, why not just use coinbase?

>> No.27578924

1. Find a local reputable exchange in your own country

2. Create account, get verified, attach Google 2 factor authentication

3. Start buying cryptocurrency

4. Start researching cold storage hardware wallets

5. Once you understand how cold storage works, purchase a hardware wallet

6. Setup your hardware wallet and start testing transferring cryptocurrency from the exchange you use to your hardware wallet with very small amounts of cryptocurrency

7. You can now start buying more and more crypto and sending more to your hardware wallet

8. Ensure you properly understand how important it is to keep your pass phrase for your wallet in a safe place to ensure if your hardware wallet dies or is lost, that you’re able to use your pass phrase/seed backup to access your cryptocurrency again using a new hardware wallet

Follow this and it’ll all fall into place, watch some guides on how each step works here and you’ll be fine

>> No.27579367

I live in Hawaii how can I buy crypto? Which of these exchanges are any good? I wanted to buy on coinbase but they block hawaii addresses.

Which of these are good?
Apex Crypto, Bitflyer USA, Blockfi, Cex.io, Cloud Nalu, Coinme, Erisx, Flexa, Gemini Exchange, Novi Financial, River Financial, Robinhood Crypto.

>> No.27579475

>>27579367
Where you buy isn’t that important, just don’t use some rando 2nd/3rd world exchange. It’s how you store your cryptocurrency is what’s important.

>> No.27579651

>>27568305
I think the main was is just curling into a ball and getting more and more flexible until you can finally reach.
But some people say that sitting upside down and walking towards your own mouth is a good way of doing it. Really I think it's all about flexibility, just keep working on it, do stretches, maybe even yoga, and eventually you'll be sucking your own dick like a pro

>> No.27579811

>>27579475
thank you i have saved your post and plan to dig into storing on hardware. But what about trading crypto? Do any of those exchanges I posted stand out? I don't recognize any of the names.

>> No.27580017

The thing is coinbase only sells about 10% of the existing coins or less, so to buy "shit" coins which just means other coins or less-known coins you have to generally use metamask and uniswap. Get both of those apps on your phone. Most shitcoins can be bought for ETH so basically if you want to buy $5k worth of a shitcoin, you want to have about 5.2k of ETH on coinbase sent to your metamask and then use uniswap to buy any shitcoin. (the extra $200 is to cover gas fees)

If the coin you want is available on coinbase just literally sign up for like robin hood or anything else that requires verification and link your bank account and buy LINK or ETH or BTC or whatever. Coinbase can act as your wallet as well so that would be literally all you have to do

>> No.27580068

>>27579811
Trading is the easy part, storage is the harder part

If you can understand storage, trading is automatically easy to understand

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>>27568305

>> No.27580331

>>27569437
>play
fuck off you fucking retard

>> No.27580634

>>27572492
Oh lol, got me lmao

>> No.27580681

>>27568305
>>27568338
Its actually not hard at all. I feel like you may just be retarded

>> No.27580806

Sorry noob question here, but if I am trading a small amount does that make trades that cost gas not feasible? So if I want to experiment with some shitcoin then I can't because the gas cost would be too exorbitant?

>> No.27580851

>>27580806
yes

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>>27568305
its literally as easy as downloading coinbase, buying any of the coins there with the big fat buy button listed under every coin.
you wouldnt happen to be retarded by any chance would you?

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>>27568305
Take this rope and finish yourself you fucking newfag
GTFO from this board right now your kind isnt welcome here