A Glimpse Into The Future

[Anonymous No.27564073]

>some autist does some DD and finds out gamestop is undervalued
>decides to put in a few bucks
>months later short squeeze happens and people think the autist had this figured out all along
>autist locks in profit and becomes a multi millionaire, still holds just in case and for karma points
>a hedge fund gets burned but gets bailed out
>people start buying the peak while chad autist just posts his earnings with no comments
>people literally sperging and losing all their money and their families
>"you are here"
>a massive influx of normies gets baited into opening RH acc and buying GME
>robinhood literally doesn't have enough money to handle this and since they have an IPO coming decide to lie about havinh liquidity problems, making everyone panick about market manipulations to favor the jews

Fast forward EOY

>people still diamond-handing at 15$ a share
>isthesqueezesquoze.com still updating S3 reports of 10% short float, claiming it has not squoze
>cnbc doesn't even talk about reddit anymore
>all the celebs who influenced normies into a pump and dump refrain from talking about it
>hedge funds have already made ten fold the money they lost in this commedy
>"just one more week"

tl:dr; anons in denial will never come to terms to having made a mistake, and losing money for it. Just cash out what little you have and go throw it at a roulette or something. Maybe you'll double it and recover or minimize your losses

[Anonymous No.27564204]

kek "EOY" will happen in less than a month

[Anonymous No.27564296]

>>27564073
Sold at ~300 and have enough for a boob job now. Good first investment desu

[Anonymous No.27564832]

tits

[Anonymous No.27565021]

Shit is starting to look like an MLM cult

[Anonymous No.27565176]

This is very weird. If it's already over, why don't the jews just stop jewing on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.27565201]

>>27564073
>hedge funds have already made ten fold the money they lost in this commedy
no they haven't you retard

[Anonymous No.27565354]

>>27565021
lel, maybe waxing poetic numbs the pain of holding his GME bags

[Anonymous No.27565368]

>>27565176
Because there are no jews jewing you delusional negative cash flow loser

[Anonymous No.27565371]

>>27565176
This

[Anonymous No.27565493]

>>27565021
I don't think most of those guys care if they make money, the fame and drama are more important to them. There was plenty of time to sell if that's all they cared about.

[Anonymous No.27565503]

>>27565368
but you're a jew jewing

[Anonymous No.27565602]

>>27565201
>no they haven't you retard
Let me guess... still hodling?

[Anonymous No.27565641]

booba.

[Anonymous No.27565791]

>>27565493

They're gonna look back one day and feel pretty stupid about it. Like the cringe shit you remember now from when you were a kid except this time it cost you money and (in some cases) all your retirement money or college tuition

[Anonymous No.27565830]

>>27565368
show nose

[Anonymous No.27566343]

>>27565176
This

[Anonymous No.27566400]

I wanna bury my face between those yammers dude YES!

[Anonymous No.27566406]

>>27565791
>retirement money or college tuition
idk I feel like half of those posts are probably fake, like everything on reddit. Or maybe I just can't imagine being that careless without already having a ton of money.

[Anonymous No.27566756]

There is some hedge fund manager who has already made this year's quota by dumping on Redditors who were out for his blood.
Imagine the parties they're having - they probably have a wallstreetbets logo statue made out of cocaine on their brand new yacht called 'Diamond Hands'.

[Anonymous No.27567016]

>>27564073
probably true. Just look at the Qtard boomer cult. The bullshit Q posts would constantly be 100% wrong. Wrong in 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021. But every time it was complete bullshit, they'd do some mental gymnastics in their heads and come up with new mega-copes to explain it away, and double down. Because that's easier than realizing you've been rused by a bored LARPer on a chinese cartoon forum and have wasted upwards of years of your life on this shit.

Same thing will happen here, assuming it doesn't rebound soon. If it keeps dropping and bottoms out, they'll keep "trusting the plan" for months or even years.

[Anonymous No.27567023]

>>27564073
At this point the people still in GME are there to stick it to capitalism for le updoots. It's still hilariously overvalued but man shit sure does attract flies.

[Anonymous No.27567158]

>>27565021
why do redditors have to make everything so cringe

[Anonymous No.27567580]

>>27565021
This was so fucking cringy to read. Redditors truly only care about getting medals or whatever those awards are on their post. Just make some money and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.27567630]

>>27564073
*ahem*

BOBA

[Anonymous No.27567728]

>>27566406
Even if half are fake, then that means half probably aren't. It's fucking crazy to think that people might've done it but i wouldn't be surprised anymore.

[Anonymous No.27567742]

>>27567158
before last wednesday:
>hey guys we could make some quick easy money off this stock. These dumb faggots shorted 140% of the float so they'll have to buy our bags and drive the price up more

after last wedneday:
>I'M HOLDING GAMESTONK BECAUSE WE NEED TO HAVE AN HONEST CONVERSATION ABOUT INSTITUTIONAL RACISM IN THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AGAINST PERSONS OF COLORS AND LGBBQWTFS. EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS TWITTER STREAM WITH ALEXANDRA OCASIO-CORTEZ PLAYING AMONG US AND SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER ABOUT THE WHITE PRIVILEGE ON WALLSTREET

[Anonymous No.27567807]

If GME goes over 230$ ever again, I will personally tale a shit to a plate and eat it, film it and upload it here. Take a screenshot if you don't believe it, I am swearing to god himself. That's how convinced I am that this shit show is over. I will literally eat shit and post it here for all to see

[Anonymous No.27567924]

>>27567807
No scratch that, 190$ and I'll do it.

>it literally can't go tits up

[Anonymous No.27568136]

>>27567924
you really wanna eat some shit anon admit it

[Anonymous No.27568616]

>>27564073
you forgot....
>bitcoin and crypto enter crypto winter again.

[Anonymous No.27568653]

>>27564073
https://wherearetheshares.com/

[Anonymous No.27568749]

>>27567807
only a kike would think of something this gross

[Anonymous No.27568880]

>>27564073
the only thing i learned from this is how gay the stock market is

[Anonymous No.27569423]

>>27565176
I like how Reddit unwittingly adopt the Trump supporters' line of arguement: if they are winning, why must they censor us.

[Anonymous No.27569604]

>>27567728
All those posts are fake. It’s bait because people on reddit will send them money through paypal if they say “wahh i lost all my college tuition”. People do the same thing on other subreddits with stories like “my mom just died of COVID and I’m homeless too”

[Anonymous No.27569742]

>>27565493
imagine looking back at your biggest upvoted r/WSB posts from back in the day as you die of hypothermia in a cardboard box under the bridge who's side finally caved in to the wind

[Anonymous No.27570154]

>>27567807
Your ID says await. I await.

[Anonymous No.27570452]

>didn't sell at $330 when i could have made a quick $120 profit over the weekend while doing no work
>now down $100
>my mom bought a share after hours at like $280 and is mad at me now

[Anonymous No.27571670]

>>27564073
Gotta be honest, it's hilarious seeing this stock (and Reddit) crash and burn

[Anonymous No.27571799]

>>27564073
You typed up all that shit for what? Kikes are so obvious

[Anonymous No.27571833]

>>27568749
You should have sold for a profit while you still could have

[Anonymous No.27571914]

>>27571799
You too

[Anonymous No.27572230]

>uses porn to gain views for shitty argument

confirmed kike slave. hope you stay up all night making similar threads for your kike masters and get cancer, if not kys faggot

[Anonymous No.27572443]

>>27564073
>commedy

[Anonymous No.27572477]

>>27572230
Refer to
>>27571833

[Anonymous No.27572618]

>>27572477
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.27572693]

>>27564296
It's not too late to accept your natural gender. Don't be picrel

[Anonymous No.27572835]

>>27564073
She's so pretty my god

[Anonymous No.27572960]

>>27572618
Seething

[Anonymous No.27573010]

>>27564073
Reminder that she bought DOGE at 8 cents

[Anonymous No.27573297]

>>27565493
Redditors really are incredibly, deeply stupid. Millions of dollars are unironically worth less to them than a few hundred or thousand upvotes and a couple days of social media attention. That is how shallow and useless most people who use Reddit genuinely are. If it's not this dumb shit, it's virtue signaling for BLM or posting pics of their Funko Pop collection.

[Anonymous No.27573996]

>>27565021
>most powerful entities
>a medium-sized hedgefund

[Anonymous No.27574069]

>>27572960
Ok I take it back.

[Anonymous No.27574077]

unironically, when are you guys getting into GME again?

[Anonymous No.27574159]

>>27572693
makes me feel embarrassed to be a pedochad

[Anonymous No.27574302]

>>27574077
When it hits $30

[Anonymous No.27574347]

https://vocaroo.com/1eIdFBMGDkuW

[Anonymous No.27574552]

>>27574077
Maybe tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27574791]

>>27572693
>Don't be picrel
picrel are usually too pussy to get serious work done, they can't even bother to take a shower. I've never even used discord.

[Anonymous No.27574953]

>>27566756
Are you inciting violence ?

[Anonymous No.27575074]

>>27567924
I'll drop 17 mil tomorrow morning just to see those magical numbers then insta dump. You better get your shit ready

[Anonymous No.27575111]

>>27574791
Anime isn't real, and you are a man. Your life will be much easier if you can come to terms with that.
Turn back whilst you still can, and don't 41% yourself. There are many stories of trannies turning back even after extensive surgery. The earlier you accept reality, the better.

[Anonymous No.27575565]

>>27575111
checked

>>27574791

don't do it anon. we're trying to help you

[Anonymous No.27575614]

>>27575111
That pic is a good example of what I'm talking about actually. They have some high paying DC think tank job but still put in like zero effort. Like even if she can't pass she could def look a lot better than she does now, like Jenner tier instead of a literal caveman.

[Anonymous No.27575746]

>>27565176
Because it’s not over.

[Anonymous No.27575918]

>>27565176
There has been no sqeeze. Hedgies have just bought more shorts at higher prices. If it goes to 0 now, hedgies will have made billions from shorting from the top. At the same time they play like they lost money on live tv. I really hope people can hold it and not fall for the trickery.

Exposing the corrupt system of "Rich White Men" is the best part.

[Anonymous No.27577415]

>>27575614
I think picrel has just given up on passing. I work with 3 trannies, only one still tries to pass. For most, passing is just not achievable.
Even if it is achievable, is it sustainable?
Even then, would your life really be better if you transitioned?
At the very least you should speak to some ex-trannies, and see an autism specialist. Over 70% of trannies have ASD, and there's a chance that treating it may change your mind and improve your quality of life long-term.

[Anonymous No.27577562]

>>27565021
So fucking gay it hurts to read

[Anonymous No.27577706]

>>27565021
That copium
>we didnt hit the moon but we still did the right thing
Its like clockwerk

[Anonymous No.27577931]

Enough about gamestop you faggots. There's no more money to be made there therefore doesn't belong on this board. Yes people lost, people always lose. Get the fuck on we trying to make money here.

[Anonymous No.27578060]

They’re so close

[Anonymous No.27578205]

>>27565368
Yes you people who weren't here a week ago are completely organic and never have I seen you kikeniggers on pol before

[Anonymous No.27578221]

>>27569604
I know someone who lost 30k on this already and has posted on wsb with “The squeeze is coming, diamond hands!” bullshit, I knew their reddit username and was curious. They were 100% serious, these posts I think are mostly real.

[Anonymous No.27578256]

>>27578060
I can't wait to dump on these nerds when they finally start moving over

[Anonymous No.27578280]

>>27575111
Detransitioning and depression after surgery are chiefly due to discrimination. You're going to cite the Swede study which used incomplete data.

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[Anonymous No.27578474]

>>27578256
>Bitcoin starts to moon
>reddit double down, go all in on crypto, trying to recoup their loses
>paycheck comes in too late - they buy the top only for it to start plummeting
>it’s not even March and reddit has declared bankruptcy twice

[Anonymous No.27578899]

>>27564073
cant wait for 3$ a share gamestop and thats when i'll buy and then sell around 18 to 20 in the turn around

[Anonymous No.27578941]

>>27577415
>I think picrel has just given up on passing.
Clymer was just starting I think, never put in effort to give up on.
>Even then, would your life really be better if you transitioned?
I already did, BA is just the latest step. Started estrogen when I moved out at 18. Thanks for worrying about me though.

[Anonymous No.27579072]

>>27578941
How do you know that what you feel like is a woman? Maybe you feel like a man but you somehow think that’s feeling like a woman. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.27579383]

>>27579072
I don't know what it feels like to be another person. I can't say if what I feel is "authentic" femininity, but I can compare it to how I used to feel and say it's better.