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27557619 No.27557619 [Reply] [Original]

>have mid five figures crypto portfolio
>also have painful hemorrhoids

what do

>> No.27557818

>>27557619
you sick cunt you will have 300-500k by the end of all this crazy ride, don't fuck it up

>> No.27558138

>>27557619
Buy more crypto obviously, but maybe set aside $20 and buy a donut pillow and a tube of Preparation H also. Then your hours of buying and trading crypto will be more comfy.

>> No.27558232

>>27557619
Get a bear to fist your gay ass so the hemos are done with.

>> No.27558407

>>27557818
Are you being serious? I have mid five figures in BTC ETH LINK, but that prediction seems far too optimistic

>> No.27558490

>>27557619
Stick your ledger wallet up your asshole

>> No.27558507

>>27558407
because none of those will 10x

>> No.27558563

>>27558407
Wait until the retards who bought DOGE get 1400 checks
Just remember to take profits

>> No.27558718

>>27557619
>Get hemorrhoid cream and fill your asscrack
>buy cushion for your PC chair, one like a donut so your asshole doesn't have pressure on it
>???
>profit

>> No.27559781

>>27557619
go for a bike ride.