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WTF WAS THAT???????!!!?!?!?!!?!
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING WTFFFFF

>> No.27543541

I'm setting a huge buy order tomorrow morning. Can't wait to get in on the second wave

>> No.27543631

>>27543320
ROCKET SHIP POWERING UP FOR LIFTOFF

>> No.27543646

>>27543541
Hey my fellow GameSTONK owner!

Can you be sure to make each sentence on a seperate line!

It really helps me out and is a wholesome chungus for people with reading issues!

>> No.27543737

>>27543541
the second wave was friday dumbass
don't catch a falling knife, etc

>> No.27543789

>>27543646
shill prick. Literally never done this before. It always crabs afterhours. Big capital have been buying the stock and it's going to moon tomorrow. Buy at open fag or be left behind.

>> No.27543881

cope

>> No.27543957
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>>27543320
good post anon i kek'd

>> No.27544009

>>27543789
I have tactic to become trillionaire

Buy morning, instead of selling at 3pm for a 90% loss sell at 12pm for a 40% loss.

90-40 = 50

Which means your investment increases by 50% and also causes a gamma squeeze.

So this means melvin will give you 20 million for every month you perform this tactic.

edit: Holy heckin chungus! I didn't expect this many awards!

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27544134

Q predicted this

>> No.27544172
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>>27543320
There is a thread about amc going to $16 too
>mfw all gains anyway

>> No.27544283

>>27544009
cope. Should have bought and held.

>> No.27544288

>>27544172
This is an satiricla post retard im breaking the joke for you so another anon doesnt get sucked in. THe shorts have closed. God I didnt expect to have to actually explain this was a joke.

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>>27543320
Am taking out a third mortgage, not missing out this time

>> No.27544389

>>27544283
I sold yesterday morning after S3 released the new short data. Investments shouldnt be cults boyo.

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>>27544288
>>27544389
They haven't closed retard. Also look at pic related, see how many big companies are buying stock. You think they're just buying it because they think it's going to crash? Use your head.

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>>27543320
Any other 400+sell chads breathing sighs of relief?

>> No.27545421

>>27544987
sold at 420 for the memes, feels so fucking good. managed to get a quick 10x

>> No.27545701

>>27545421
I was a hairbreath away from buying 5 minutes before close last friday but my autistsense tingled and it seems true the general public have the attention span of goldfish, F for the anons who held