Dumb fuck sister

[Anonymous No.27538783]

>neet sister doesn’t know anything about stocks
>buys GME at $300 despite my insistence that was the peak and when I sold
>spews Reddit memes about le infinite money and pwning Wall Street
>beg her to sell on Friday
>calls me paper hands which I’m sure she learned the definition of the same day
>check on her Monday, surely the crash will get her out
>still fucking holding
>but also coping that it’s sure to go back up
This shit is giving me second hand anxiety, how do I get this bitch to listen to reason?

[Anonymous No.27539047]

>>27538783
Right in the title bro, fuck her

[Anonymous No.27539165]

>>27539047
fpbp

[Anonymous No.27539204]

>>27539047
yes

[Anonymous No.27539222]

>>27539047
fpbp

[Anonymous No.27539244]

>>27538783
Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.

[Anonymous No.27539299]

>>27538783
why do you give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.27539404]

>>27539244
>women
>rational decision making

[Anonymous No.27539435]

>>27539244
>Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.
This is me. I watched my IRA which was intitially at 10k go up to 120k and back down to 25k which i just cashed out and said fuck it.

[Anonymous No.27539445]

>>27539047
oh my....

[Anonymous No.27539452]

>>27538783
cool larp chud, back to watching some isekai animu

[Anonymous No.27539467]

>>27538783
nobody gives a fuck about her 1 share of gme dude

[Anonymous No.27539526]

>>27539404
Oh yeah i know his dumbass sister will continue to be retarded but a moderate beating in your first year investing can pay dividends down the road.

[Anonymous No.27539545]

>>27538783
doesn't matter if she's a woman, worry about yourself retard

[Anonymous No.27539576]

>>27539047

[Anonymous No.27539587]

>>27539047
I don't know why people are laughing at this recommendation when its the right thing to do. Who wouldn't want to fuck their hot sister?

[Anonymous No.27539675]

>>27538783
>Has smaller balls than his sister
Lol

[Anonymous No.27539740]

>>27539047
Yes and film it and post a webm of it too.

[Anonymous No.27539770]

>>27539404
most women and men are dumb ugly vile creatures with mostly shit for brains thats why being social and socializing with these fucked up npcs is a meme and a waste of time, energy and brain matter, people tell me and people like me are antisocial but its not that im antisocial, they however are oftentimes without even realizing it, not seeing their shitty and discriminating behavior in favor of the ones and to the demise of the others starting with the smallest things. but i dont expect people to notice such fine nuances in their shittiness when dealing with people because like i said, people are brainless retards

[Anonymous No.27539777]

>>27538783
I know a mf that put his financial aid into GME and is still holding

[Anonymous No.27539951]

>>27539047
She is a virgin and a fujo

>>27539299
I just don’t want to see her life go down the shitter because of reddit

>>27539467
She had $30k worth

>>27539675
I’ll gladly have small balls to go with my now six figure bank account. Just shows I have a big brain

[Anonymous No.27540025]

>>27539951
>She had $30k worth
FUCKING RETARDED CUNT

[Anonymous No.27540050]

>>27539435
If you got out while in profit than you managed to learn a brutal lesson while making money. Consider yourself lucky. Some lost a ton from this and might not have gotten it through their skulls.

[Anonymous No.27540055]

>>27538783
Fuck her to relieve stress

[Anonymous No.27540133]

>>27539047
/jp/ type shit

[Anonymous No.27540193]

>>27539951
Well if you're not can I?

She needs to be seperated from "very online" communities where strangers egg eachother on into cult-like beliefs.

[Anonymous No.27540235]

>>27538783
LARPing as your sister isnt normal kiddo

[Anonymous No.27540289]

>>27538783
is she hot? I wanna see her tits

[Anonymous No.27540296]

>>27539047
rofl

[Anonymous No.27540332]

>>27538783
at least your sister is somewhat on the right path by caring about stocks at all. my sister is 30 years old and still lives paycheck to paycheck with 0 investments and all of her money spent on starbucks and shoes

[Anonymous No.27540439]

>>27538783
Are you imagining your sister naked right now

[Anonymous No.27540442]

>>27539244
Can confirm. Although I was just waiting for 600, not quite as restarted as the rest. Still more than doubled my money though. Sucks I had 10x though.

[Anonymous No.27540457]

>>27538783
How do I get NEET gf to talk about investments with?

[Anonymous No.27540552]

>>27538783
I bought two shares at $410 and sold today at $103. I should have known better.

[Anonymous No.27540607]

>>27539047
do this if you're an inbred

[Anonymous No.27540611]

>>27540457
Anon's sister seems available.

[Anonymous No.27540613]

[Anonymous No.27540662]

>>27539951
eww stinky

[Anonymous No.27540690]

>>27538783
your sister can hold my GME if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.27540730]

>>27539951
30k KEK

[Anonymous No.27540873]

>>27539770
>jerks it to rick and morty

[Anonymous No.27540904]

>>27540050
>If you got out while in profit than you managed to learn a brutal lesson while making money. Consider yourself lucky.
That's the way I'm seeing it to help cope with what could have been

[Anonymous No.27540908]

>>27538783
Give me her number anon. I’ll come over and uhh “set her straight”. capish? ;)

[Anonymous No.27540952]

>>27540690
WOW GME=DICK SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL HAHA

[Anonymous No.27541040]

>>27539770

[Anonymous No.27541068]

>>27538783
Impregnate

[Anonymous No.27541123]

>>27538783
If she spends that much time on reddit then she's pretty much immune to reason and rationale. Even going broke that cesspool has probably rotted her mind to the point of being unable to accept she was scammed. Good luck dealing with her the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.27541189]

>>27539951
No she didn't

You're lying

Please tell me you're lying, no one would be stupid enough to put 30k into stocks without ever traded before

[Anonymous No.27541197]

>>27538783
Is she a fat neet or a skinny neet?

[Anonymous No.27541490]

>>27540193
I’m not gonna fuck my sister guys. Like I said, she is a neet, so getting her away from the internet isn’t possible

>>27540289
She is an A cup, not much to see

>>27540332
If she bought Starbucks and shoes at least she would have something. At this rate she is gonna be minus $30k with nothing to show for it. Being into stocks is fine but you also gotta have some sense to go with it

>>27540439
Because half of you keep bringing it up

>>27541189
100% real. She really bit hard into the $500/$1000 meme

>>27541197
Skinny as hell. Not quiet Eugenia crisis level, but visible ribs level

[Anonymous No.27541548]

>>27539047
First post best post

[Anonymous No.27541694]

>>27539047
its settled

[Anonymous No.27541837]

>>27541490
>knowing your sisters cup size
anon you already did it didn't you :)

[Anonymous No.27541874]

>>27539435
Based and lessons learned-pilled. Never throw money you’re not willing to lose and never bank on making it in one go

[Anonymous No.27541947]

boy is it gonna be real funny when your sister makes more money in a day than you've made in your entire life

[Anonymous No.27541962]

>>27538783
your sisters gonna end up rich while you keep waiting for shitcoin pump and dumps to happen

[Anonymous No.27541966]

>>27538783
Impregnate her

[Anonymous No.27541978]

>>27541490
You need to demand she pulls out of it. Call your parents or something, seriously. You know you're going to have to cover her losses with your winnings, right?

[Anonymous No.27542022]

>>27538783
Do not try convince morons.
It's a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.27542075]

Sadly it looks like she fell for the wsb cult. It's not on you though to cover for retarded siblings. It's a tough pill to swallow but you made your point, she chose not to listen and that's that.

My opinion, let her be. If she gets burned oh well. You told her and you (likely) gave good reasons but some people are incapable of listening to reason especially when they're caught up in hivemind thinking. Let it go and move on, nothing more you can (or should) do about it imho.

[Anonymous No.27542095]

>>27541490
>A cup
>skinny as hell
If she has huge bags underneath her eyes and is 5' can I marry her?

[Anonymous No.27542096]

>>27538783
lmfao how much did she buy

[Anonymous No.27542117]

>>27539951
30kek

[Anonymous No.27542174]

when your sister sucks peepee she goes GLAK GLAK GLAK or GLOK GLOK GLOK?

[Anonymous No.27542282]

>>27539951
can I be her bf?

[Anonymous No.27542311]

Did she only buy one stock that she could afford to lose? Screwing the hedgies for the lols is based. If she had a good time losing that money. I bought a bunch of AMC stocks for the same reason at $8. Still holding at least I was smart enough for the possibility of holding it for a long term investment. I wasn't willing to lose 300 on a meme. Fuck dumb greedy fags!

[Anonymous No.27542512]

>>27540442
Last year I Yolo'd 1k on a shitcoin and it did a 10x on me within a month. Wouldn't have been life changing money, but the next trade with that capital could have changed my life. Was between buying my first btc and holding on for a higher high and decided to hold on. Still bites me, but i'm wiser now.

[Anonymous No.27542583]

>>27538783
is it worth it to buy GME now?

[Anonymous No.27542979]

>>27541189
>no one would be stupid enough to put 30k into stocks without ever traded before
Really? But I did the same thing. What does that make me?

[Anonymous No.27543056]

>>27542583
ya the discount is insane, it will be back up to 150 tomorrow, then 400+ the next day

[Anonymous No.27543090]

>>27542583
Why not?

[Anonymous No.27543094]

>>27541837
It’s called having eyes stupid. You should be able to roughly estimate cup sizes, especially when they are on the smaller side

>>27541978
I’m not covering shit. If I cover, she will do something stupid again thinking I’ll cover again

>>27542075
I suppose that’s true. I can’t help but be a caring brother, we have a good relationship aside from this current problem. Maybe when this is over I can give her some actual advice

>>27542095
She is 5’11. No bags which is surprising considering her shit sleep schedule

>>27542282
I dunno man you can try I guess

[Anonymous No.27543111]

>>27543056
so how do I pick a broker and buy the stocks? was thinking of putting 2k into it.

[Anonymous No.27543120]

>>27542583
nah too low. wait for it to go higher to buy, then sell at the dips

[Anonymous No.27543180]

>>27542979
A retard.

[Anonymous No.27543229]

>>27538783
fingerbang her coochie or else

[Anonymous No.27543234]

>>27539951
>fujo
I’ve lost all interest

[Anonymous No.27543235]

>>27543094
>I’m not covering shit.
Dude, you sold when she bought. She clearly bought your bags. Pay the fuck up don't be a scrooge.

[Anonymous No.27543273]

>>27538783
wamen... am I right?

[Anonymous No.27543329]

>>27543180
But I have an IQ of 147. How is that possible?

[Anonymous No.27543340]

>>27543120
Im a newfag to stocks. how can you acquire a sense for preditcting dips and how do you short them/sell them back to make profit?

[Anonymous No.27543423]

>>27539951
do NOT fingerbang her coochie

[Anonymous No.27543425]

>>27538783
>neet sister

[Anonymous No.27543477]

>>27543094
>She is 5’11. No bags which is surprising considering her shit sleep schedule
Shame, I think I'll marry her anyway. How many Rubic is she?

[Anonymous No.27543554]

>>27539770
Take your fucking meds. That was the most appalling word diarrhoea I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.27543640]

>>27543094
By the way OP, is your sister a tiny bit manly looking? 'Cuz that's my type. Give me deets, I wanna raep.

[Anonymous No.27543667]

>>27539951
>She had $30k worth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27543801]

>>27543094
>neet
>30k
how?

[Anonymous No.27543838]

>>27543667
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.27543840]

>>27538783
I have worthless DOGEshitcoins in exchange for your sister, trade?

[Anonymous No.27543920]

>>27543840
back of the line buddy, I asked first

[Anonymous No.27543939]

>>27540552

Absolute retard, go back to plebbit tourist

[Anonymous No.27543995]

>>27540552
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.27544026]

>>27543840
>>27543920
What if she's morbidly obese?

[Anonymous No.27544048]

>>27543939
im a newfag and I can tell thats a retard move. Hand me that money instead

[Anonymous No.27544112]

>>27539047

[Anonymous No.27544126]

>>27544026
He already said she's skinny as hell and has A cups, just my type, I don't care if she's 5'11, I'm not a manlet so it's not an issue

[Anonymous No.27544142]

>>27538783

>how do I get this bitch to listen to reason?

you don't

just tell that no matter what happens you'll always love her be there for her as a brother

[Anonymous No.27544149]

>>27544026
OP said she is skinny with visible rips

[Anonymous No.27544180]

>>27544026
Apparently OP said she’s skinny, enough to see ribs anyways.

[Anonymous No.27544273]

OP has paper hands and will never make it.

Hook me up with your sister,
She will unironically make it and I only hold 2 bags at 200

[Anonymous No.27544300]

>>27543235
>I personally know my bagholder
Ok I’ll admit that hilarious to think about

[Anonymous No.27544301]

>>27539047

/thread

[Anonymous No.27544419]

>>27539951
30k?

[Anonymous No.27544422]

>>27544300
how much do you tip your bagholder bros?

[Anonymous No.27544432]

>>27539047
IT
HAS
BEEN
SPOKEN

[Anonymous No.27544537]

>>27539047
First post best post, blessed by Buffet himself.

[Anonymous No.27544793]

>>27543477
I don’t think she knows how to buy crypto which is for the best or else I’d probably be making a thread about her Shib problem

>>27543640
Not really, she doesn’t really put forward much effort but she is definitely girlish looking

>>27543801
Inheritance. Me and her both got $75k about 4 years ago

>>27544419
Yes, $30,000. Or by my current estimate, $8800

[Anonymous No.27544817]

>>27538783
Is she cute? Did sex her?

[Anonymous No.27545071]

>>27539951
>>27541490
>neet
>virgin
>A cup
anon is living the imouto dream

[Anonymous No.27545215]

>>27544793
How hot is she out of 10? Let me be honest with you dude, your sister just lost everything, and there's only one thing for a broke girl in the modern world - only fans. Since she has no tits and a tall, skeletal body, she's going to have to do some depraved shit in order to get any attention in that saturated market. It will inevitably end in escorting. The only way I can see out of this is if you start paying her for sex anon. It's you or the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.27545369]

>>27539770

[Anonymous No.27545467]

>>27539951
>a fujo

[Anonymous No.27545495]

>>27539047
the amount of positive replies to this shows how jewish the board really is

[Anonymous No.27545519]

>>27545071
indeed anon

[Anonymous No.27545568]

>>27538783
Drop her @ if you’re not a faggot OP. Gimme my tall qt3.14 small bitty neet gf, and make it snappy.

[Anonymous No.27545578]

>>27538783
hahahaha
fuck your roastie sister
/thread

[Anonymous No.27545631]

>>27545495
not called /biz/real for nothing

[Anonymous No.27545773]

>>27541490
>skinny
>A cup
>NEET
Please arrange a date for me brother

[Anonymous No.27545883]

>>27539244
This is has been spun into a psyop. The psyop is that losing your money is good and that taking profits is bad, you dont belong in the ‘in-group’ if you take profits.

[Anonymous No.27545936]

>ITT: robots wanting to buy op's sister.
You should have been her broker, anons. That way the margin call would be easier.

[Anonymous No.27546045]

OP, I'll unironically pay 100 LINK for your sister

[Anonymous No.27546134]

>>27539047
Put me in the screenshot

[Anonymous No.27546290]

>>27539047
Based
>Sister, I see you are in need of financial assistance, perhaps we can work out an arrangement
>*rubs hands jewishly*

[Anonymous No.27546459]

>>27545215
I don’t know man, like a 7 or 8 maybe if she actually puts in some effort? Most times I see her it’s in the neet uniform with unkempt hair
While she wasn’t smart enough to avoid this scam, I’m pretty sure she knows enough that most of the whores on onlyfans that make it are inflated by the platform itself to give the illusion of easy success. Just like most YouTube celebs. She couldn’t escort even if it was her only choice, her social skills are abhorrent. Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister, it wouldn’t even solve the problem

>>27546045
Linkies really want to get rid of those bags, huh?

[Anonymous No.27546631]

>>27546459
Honestly if you really care about your sister you'll beat the shit out of her to snap her out of her psychosis. It works, trust me.

[Anonymous No.27546711]

>>27541490
>Skinny as hell.
I'm going to have sex with your sister

[Anonymous No.27546718]

>>27544793
>I don’t think she knows how to buy crypto
the crypto was for you not for her
>>27546459
>I don’t know man, like a 7 or 8 maybe
please let me marry her, I'll teach her how to invest properly and cook for her

[Anonymous No.27546759]

>>27543329
What was Reinmans IQ?

[Anonymous No.27546786]

>>27542583
unironically yes

people we made 6 digits bought at this price
and now people world wide are buying

[Anonymous No.27546822]

>>27546718
>please let me marry her, I'll teach her how to invest properly and cook for her
Absolute simpitude. Girls like that are only happy when you turn them into human pets and have them worship you.

[Anonymous No.27546975]

>>27538783
>women
>reason
i got some bad news for you

[Anonymous No.27546990]

>>27546822
I don't want some woman to worship me though I want to cuddle with them and play vidya and do nice things for them

[Anonymous No.27547033]

>>27546822
>Girls like that are only happy when you turn them into human pets and have them worship you.

[Anonymous No.27547074]

>>27538783
She's going to be financially ruined and have to depend on you, it's time for you to cash in on that siscon fantasy and make it reality

[Anonymous No.27547100]

Not fucking your sister:
>Get no pussy
>Doesn't bond with family
>Sister is dumb
Fucking your sister
>Get pussy whenever she's around
>Create strong family ties
>Sister is still dumb though
>Unless you fuck her so hard her brain fixes itself

I think the real solution is obvious, OP.

[Anonymous No.27547240]

>>27546990
>I want to cuddle with them and play vidya and do nice things for them
You just described having a pet. The most important part is just to treat her like bitch dog and make sure she knows that you are superior to her and that she should be grateful you have graced her with your presence.
>>27547033
Every girl just wants a daddy, facts

[Anonymous No.27547350]

Pics anon

[Anonymous No.27547368]

>>27538783

offer her 200 bucks to sell her gay stock
simple as

[Anonymous No.27547379]

I have come to the conclusion that OP is a faggot for not fucking the brains out of his sister until she sells.

[Anonymous No.27547380]

>>27541189
Buddy, have you SEEN the tards at r/wsb?

[Anonymous No.27547464]

>>27546459
I think it’s pretty clear YOU are the sister.

[Anonymous No.27547712]

>>27538783
>talk to new grill
>she has robinhood and loaded $100, doesn't know what to buy
>tell her buy 1 GME at $70
>"ok anon"
>few days later text her screenshot of $350
>she gets excited
>tell her to sell
>"ok anon"

you're just a massive faggot. does your period sync with your sister's?

[Anonymous No.27547824]

>>27546459
>Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister
If you won't do it someone else will NTR you.

[Anonymous No.27548036]

>neet sister
>has $30k to toss around
stfu faggot

tell her I’ll help her Robinhood fund to sell nudes

[Anonymous No.27548468]

>>27546459
nigger. you either fuck her or beat the fujo out of her. do your job as a brother and put her in her place.

[Anonymous No.27548489]

>>27547100
I have a suspicion incest doesn’t actually help your family ties

[Anonymous No.27548512]

>>27541962
dumbass

[Anonymous No.27548586]

>>27548489
you fell for the psyop

[Anonymous No.27548675]

>>27548489
why not? you can always trust family

[Anonymous No.27548776]

>>27539951
>30k worth
Where is she getting the money for this if she is a neet?

[Anonymous No.27548845]

>>27546459
How old is she and does she watch anime?

[Anonymous No.27549119]

>>27548776
read the thread before you make a fool out of your self

[Anonymous No.27549146]

>>27538783
If you get her to post her tits I will paypal her $300

[Anonymous No.27549417]

>>27539951
wtf is a fujo

[Anonymous No.27549473]

GUH

[Anonymous No.27549511]

>>27538783
Lmaoing at you because she will get bigger gains than you

[Anonymous No.27549519]

>>27549417
go back

[Anonymous No.27549520]

>>27549417
dumb boomer

[Anonymous No.27549640]

>>27542512
Yup, we have to suffer to learn.

[Anonymous No.27550058]

>>27549511
Look, if she can even break even at this point, I’ll kiss her ass as the queen of diamond hands. But I think we all know that ain’t gonna happen

[Anonymous No.27550282]

post pic of sis in her neetware no face
how bad does she stink and how greasy is her hair

[Anonymous No.27551100]

>>27550282
Not gonna post a pic. She bathes regularly so she doesn’t smell bad

[Anonymous No.27551258]

>ywn have pure qt neet imouto
life's not fair bros

[Anonymous No.27551414]

>>27543340
>guys can you tell me how to trade and always make the absolute maximum gains?

[Anonymous No.27551756]

Provided this isnt some larp you sound like a decent and caring bro anon. Just support her through this and it will hopefully be a good learning experience if she has the right people around her. Cut her internet connection if possible, reddit is cancer for weak minds and will only make her dig herself into a deeper hole.

[Anonymous No.27551802]

>>27551100
if she sells and puts it all in bao she will be good.

[Anonymous No.27551874]

>>27538783
Cum in your sister idiot!

[Anonymous No.27551973]

>>27539047
EPIC OWNAGE. Best post.

[Anonymous No.27552105]

>>27539047
Based and sister pilled.

[Anonymous No.27552183]

Imagine hearing some autistic fuck in real life spaz out about MUH SHORT LADDER ATTACKS and DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN!!!11 FUCK YOU MORONS. Holy shit, no wonder hedge funds and market makers make so much fucking money off you retards.

[Anonymous No.27552197]

>>27539047
1st post; best post

[Anonymous No.27552203]

>>27549417
she fucks little kids. it's wrong.

[Anonymous No.27552247]

>>27539047
based and sister pilled

[Anonymous No.27552266]

>>27551100
Is this her?

[Anonymous No.27552337]

>ends up with a GME bag
>it doesn't matter since she will find a rich man to take care of here while you are stuck holding bags from pajeet shitcoins

[Do better No.27552335]

>>27539047
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.27552355]

>>27547074
I fucking love this pic but nobody posts moar fuck you niggers I had a long day I deserve more of this

[Anonymous No.27552492]

>>27538783
post neet sister feet pls i need this

[Anonymous No.27552543]

Dumb virgin faggots. I hate this place, i’m going back to 9gag.

[Anonymous No.27552651]

>>27541490
>knowing her ribs are visible
This >>27541837 100%

[Anonymous No.27552670]

>>27539047
Holy fucking based.

[Anonymous No.27552704]

>>27538783
I didn’t buy any, but I told my three friends to cash out on Friday before the whales did. They spammed plebbit memes at me, and called me a hater. They’re still holding, and saying GME is going back up to at least $200.

[Anonymous No.27552718]

>>27551756
I just want what’s best for her. If she would have told me she wanted to learn about stocks I would have shown her the way. My hope is people here are correct and this becomes an (expensive) teachable moment and I can put her back on the right track. I guess if you think about it, all of us have lost money on dumb shit at least once. Maybe not quite as much, but just a flat out foolish endeavor that was guaranteed to plummet

>>27551802
I’d rather she stay ignorant of crypto, at least for now. She would be falling into pajeet scams every night otherwise

>>27552266
No that’s Watamote. I feel like you shouldn’t have needed to ask that

[Anonymous No.27552760]

>>27552266
I'm ironically watching this right now. On episode 7.

[Do better No.27552904]

>>27552718
Your sister is either white and ugly or isn’t real.
Pics or it didn’t happen.

[Anonymous No.27552972]

>>27539951
>$30k

[Anonymous No.27553172]

>>27546459
You are either lying or have shit taste. There is no way a 7 or 8/10 girl is a NEET. Women are wired to be social so they find a mate. The only way this doesn't happen is if they are ugly.

>Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister
Because we all want a hot sister to fill with our warm sticky cum.

[Anonymous No.27553232]

>>27539244
Was 10x, cashed out at 5x :( good lesson this was my first big trade

[Anonymous No.27553242]

>>27538783
based sister
A true buy high sell low /biz/raeli at heart

[Anonymous No.27553374]

>>27544793
Do whatever it takes to get it out from that, you dont want to have a homeless leeching from you man and the guilt. Beg her even, do whatever you can, but get her out.

[Anonymous No.27553387]

>>27552718
Well, hopefully she still has a few thousand left by the end of everything so you can teach her to invest into stocks. perhaps look into when roblox goes public.

[Anonymous No.27553390]

>>27549417
Go back

[Anonymous No.27553491]

>>27551100
Tell her that she can make her 30k back by selling her used bathwater and taking advantage of the neet demographic

[Anonymous No.27553551]

>>27547033
He is absolutely correct, though.
>>27547240
This is 100% right.
t. lost the love of my life, not by acting like a simp but by thinking we were equal. Protip: we aren't. I expected her to be as emotionally strong and responsible as I am. Terrible mistake.

[Anonymous No.27553552]

>>27538783
I'll take her if you don't want her

[Anonymous No.27553980]

>>27553551
>I expected her to be as emotionally strong and responsible as I am
ok intel its never your fault

[Anonymous No.27554219]

>>27546459
Gimme her number and I'll keep her safe

[Anonymous No.27554399]

>>27539770
this guy takes his plate back into his room on thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.27554465]

>>27539047
this gives me /b/ vibes

[Anonymous No.27554572]

>>27547240
>>27553551
my tomboy gf is a former lesbian how long till she cucks me and goes back to eating pussy?

do I hold or sell on this investment?

[Anonymous No.27554702]

>>27540552
Why would you sell so low, at that point you basically lost all the money you put in. Why not just leave it in and see what happens? Are you gay or retarded?

[Anonymous No.27554739]

>>27554572
hold. having tomboy gf is worth the risk

[Anonymous No.27554847]

>>27554572
lesbians don't actually exist

[Anonymous No.27554982]

>>27541490
>>27543094
>skinny as hell
>A cup
>5'11"
>absolute retard
The perfect woman

[Anonymous No.27555065]

>>27552718
That's a good mentality man, the best thing you can do is keep trying and show her that you really care about her. She may not realise it now but hopefully one day she will turn to you for help when she grows up a little and has wider view of the world. We have all made dumb decisions when we were young and sometimes need a push in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.27555193]

>>27546459
I'll pump and dump your sister and she can live off child support give me her number

[Anonymous No.27555348]

>>27552355
I know a smut artist who had a whole shitload of these to use as references and they tweeted out a MEGA link with them. I'll see if I can reupload

[Anonymous No.27555373]

>>27541490
Wait a sec...

[Anonymous No.27555520]

>>27543111
E*trade, its gods interface faggot

[Anonymous No.27555711]

>>27539244
Some people have to learn the hard way. That's just how their personality works. Not everyone will just take the wisdom and lessons of others unfortunately. Don't offer her any financial help though op.

[Anonymous No.27555963]

>>27552355
>>27555348
lmk if this works:
https://mega.nz/folder/S2ghnIQA#EoJswuQC24T2VsVlXh1HBA

[Anonymous No.27556093]

>>27555963
this is amazing

[Anonymous No.27556676]

>>27556093
Haven't gone through it in a while, but there's some quality stuff in here. The resolution is a bit iffy on some, but most of the good stuff is clean

[Anonymous No.27556890]

>>27538783
I had a friend who I tried to convince to buy GRT and he passed on the advice. He bought 2 GME at fucking $325 and told me I should I invest too. I told him that's probably the top, he is still holding bags. Here is a good rule of thumb anon, don't cast pearls to swine.

[Anonymous No.27557060]

>>27549417
Go back. This is an anime website

[Anonymous No.27557191]

Post your sisters feet

[Anonymous No.27557418]

at least post a pic of her to see what we are dealing with and how best approach her

[Anonymous No.27557441]

>>27539244
>Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.

Gotsta know your coin. I've held BTC since $300 and some alts to 200x and counting. But they're the rare ones.

Shitcoin pnd's you get in, get out, and never look back.

GMEme was clearly an example of the latter, to the trained eye, but I do remember how easy it is to fall for the shilling, as a noob.

Poor fuckers.

[Anonymous No.27557603]

>>27538783
I met a friend of a friend last Friday who was following the game thing.
I told him a sold and the first thing the cunt said was "paper hands". fucking retarded way to introduce yourself to someone. Anyway, he said he put 30k in at $350 lmfao, and was going on and on about how it's infinite money trying to sound smart regurgitating Reddit threads.

[Anonymous No.27557656]

>>27539244
100% agree. I bought into the hype and lost a bit and of course i'm pissed. But it has taught me to not be a fucking faggot in the future and actually research what i'm investing in

[Anonymous No.27557888]

>>27554572
Turn that into a FFM threesome, retard.

[Anonymous No.27557973]

>>27543234
what the fuck does fujo even mean? is this some zoomer lingo?

[Anonymous No.27558035]

>>27557973
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.27558074]

>>27557973
she like little boys fucking each other. that's fujo. ignore the redditposter below you.

[Anonymous No.27558095]

>>27541490
Next time tell her to invest in $BCKY

[Anonymous No.27558137]

>>27558035
go back where? I've been here since we got kicked out of /g/ in 2013, faggot. You're the immigrant zoomer here.

>>27558074
thanks lad, much appreciated

[Anonymous No.27558238]

>>27558137
>muh 2013 oldfag xD
how the fuck do you not know what fujo is coming from /g/? jfc you really are a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.27558320]

>>27558238
oh yeah? name every fujo show.

[Anonymous No.27558527]

This thread is cursed, I am poorer having clicked it

[Anonymous No.27558542]

>>27540332

lmao my sister was making 80k a year in tips as a cocktail waitress and spent it all on designer clothes, makeup and rent in a trendy area and now that covid hit, she's had to move back in with a negative net worth. Her boyfriend buys anything she needs.

Women are a meme.

[Anonymous No.27558554]

>>27558320
i dont read fujo i only dream of finding a fujo gf that will erp peg me from time to time

[Anonymous No.27558560]

>>27552203
>>27558074
I'm pretty sure it's not specifically little boys, but fans of yaoi/BL in general

[Anonymous No.27558637]

>>27539047
fpbp

[Anonymous No.27558683]

>>27558560
Poor wording here, "not specifically for those who like little boys"

[Anonymous No.27558743]

>>27539244
True I did a 10x with Shiba just the other day and got out with a measley 2x... Wish I just sold... if I ever do a 10x again I'm selling at the very least half.

[Anonymous No.27558753]

>>27539770
hey, buddy. Go outside and touch some grass

[Anonymous No.27558924]

>>27539047
fpbp

[Anonymous No.27558954]

>>27539951
>She had $30k worth
WOMEN LOL

[Anonymous No.27559095]

>>27539951
>She is a virgin
>>27541490
>she is a neet
>She is an A cup
>Skinny as hell. Not quite Eugenia crisis level, but visible ribs level

[Anonymous No.27559108]

>>27557888
I suggested. she claims “I’m not into girls anymore”
yeah bullshit
my first triple D size tit gf, I fear those milkers won’t age well after I pump a few babies in there

[Anonymous No.27559116]

>>27539047
it's every brother duty to fuck his sister and make her a house wife

[Anonymous No.27559215]

>>27543120
>>27543340

[Anonymous No.27559477]

>>27559108
my ex was 5'10 and had E cups. we dated 17-23 and there was very noticeable dip in her tits over that time. knowing this i would much prefer a nice ass over big tits.

[Anonymous No.27559597]

>>27539951
>She is a virgin
Nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.27559698]

>>27546459
I have a friend just like her, not dysfunctional and pretty smart in some areas but a total ditz in others, very impulsive and almost no social skills. fwiw I'm sorry about her loss and you having to live through it, but you need to let her know this wasn't a bad draw and "next time it'll be different". Them acting on impulse will always be a thing and the best thing you can do is just try to keep her from making a fuckup of this magnitude again. yelling won't work, just sit her down and calmly try to explain

[Anonymous No.27559701]

>>27539047
>tfw your hot older sister didnt force you into having sex with her when you were younger

[Anonymous No.27559908]

>>27538783
You can’t. She has to get fucked to learn. Women are unironically simple creatures.
>dur touch fire huh heh
>ouch that hurt hur dur

[Anonymous No.27560050]

>>27539951
> fujo
even better

also you're a great brother and a good man

[Anonymous No.27560873]

Your sister seems a bit retarded, you should hook me up so I can help her out.
And so we can go out and pick up cute guys for her to watch me fuck.

[Anonymous No.27560972]

>>27538783

Tell her to buy CLF

[Anonymous No.27561267]

>>27539047
based
>>27538783
don't do anything - normies need to learn from experience.

[Anonymous No.27561318]

>>27555963
Holy fuck thank you anon. I'm gonna be cooming for days.

[Anonymous No.27561536]

Did OP post pics of his sister or at least describe how she looks? Not scrolling through this gay thread to find out for myself.

[Anonymous No.27561665]

I bought Thursday and told a friend he could make a profit on a quick trade. He's still holding it, I sold at 374. I told him to sell premarket on Monday at the latest but he wanted to do it his way

[Anonymous No.27561698]

>>27561536
>neet
>fujo
>skinny
>a cup
>has 30k
OP need to impregnant his sister asap

[Anonymous No.27561906]

>>27539047
based and step-bro pilled

[Anonymous No.27562014]

>>27561536
nah is a fucking liar. no sister looks that perfect

[Anonymous No.27562056]

>>27538783
She needs to find a man to make financial decision for. Women have smaller brains, so there is no use trying to talk sense into them. (exceptions for Cathy Wood, etc). Just start buying physical silver and crypto, $ARKG and other good investments

[Anonymous No.27562098]

>>27538783
>calls me paper hands
your sister has more balls than you, you paper handed faggot

[Anonymous No.27562176]

>>27543094
What do your sister's panties smell like?

[Anonymous No.27562354]

>>27546459
Trying to take actual advice from a bunch of rabbid dogs who wanna fuck your sister.
I'm dying anon

[Anonymous No.27562388]

>>27541490
stop replying like that it's fucking annoying faggot

[Anonymous No.27562435]

>>27541490
>visible ribs
>a cup
>femlet

can I marry your sister right now?

[Anonymous No.27562481]

>>27562098
^^^^^^^^^ This right here

[Anonymous No.27562519]

>>27538783
OP the hedgefunds HAVE to buy at any price people set, that's how options work.

[Anonymous No.27563071]

>>27539047
Wow unironically fpbp

[Anonymous No.27563311]

>>27562519
if they did the price would have shot up fast the hype from last week
when will this happen?

[Anonymous No.27563726]

>>27539047
Do it for the lulz

[Anonymous No.27564300]

>>27541490
>a slim tender woman who loves to be at home and sharing your hobbies while using the same meme language you use
>no Chads who impregnate her in gangbangs every day until she gets dumped with 30
>therefore she won't be an alcoholic and she will most likely be loyal and always amazing to have around
I FOUND MY WIFE! In the current year she is a literal unicorn.

[Anonymous No.27564722]

Alright, so I actually got her to listen to the hard discussion and I got her to compromise, if it falls to $70 tomorrow she sells. I think I have gotten her brain off reddit, however there is no getting it off hopium so I didnt fight her sell price. If it goes up, it’s probably a dead cat bounce and we will try to make the most of that

[Anonymous No.27564926]

well.. you never know, maybe GME pulls a 10 bagger out of nowhere. weirder things have happened the past 2 years

[Anonymous No.27565154]

>>27564722
You're a good bro even if you won't give her the D she needs, anon.

[Anonymous No.27565252]

>>27539951
>she lost 30k
Oh no that's terrib-
>fujo
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27565348]

!!!! THIS IS A SHILL THREAD !!!!!

see >>27556566

[Anonymous No.27565407]

>>27564722
Honestly dude it might come back. It really might, and I'm not holding GME. Is this an amount of money she can afford to lose without literally ruining her life? Based on what you said, it seems like it's inheritance and not a loan she took out or something.

Honestly man, if I were you, I'd just tell her that while I would personally sell in her position, she can do whatever she wants. Don't pressure her either way, because if it DOES come back, and you convinced her to sell? Boy...You're gonna have to make her your wife to make it up to her.

[Anonymous No.27565464]

>>27564722
Why sell at 70, by then you already lost too much to make a difference.
Either quit now or keep and pray

[Anonymous No.27565513]

>>27546459
I'd bail your sister out in exchange for a blowie but I despise yaoi fangirls, sorry OP

[Anonymous No.27565535]

>>27564722
no, do not sell if she is this far down. Keep the shares tied up, this shit isn't over yet. Just look how hard they are trying to convince you it is.

[Anonymous No.27565584]

>>27549417
GO THE FUCK BACK

[Anonymous No.27565692]

>>27564722
post a pic of her you mong you can't blueball your fellow /biz/raelites

[Anonymous No.27565759]

>>27562481
redditor spotted

[Anonymous No.27565850]

>>27538783
She can always sell herself, don't worry about her

[Anonymous No.27566005]

>>27539770
Getting real Supreme Gentleman vibes over here.
>>27554399
lmao

[Anonymous No.27566090]

>>27539047
fpbp

[Anonymous No.27566104]

>>27561318
No problem aneki, I do what I can

[Anonymous No.27566125]

>>27564722
Anon that is a sub optimal solution. Why over-complicate this when we already gave you the perfect solution? >>27539047

[Anonymous No.27566158]

>>27564722
did you give her a hug afterwards?

[Anonymous No.27566164]

>>27539047
this is the way

[Anonymous No.27566359]

>>27564722
you know what bro, I think I'm with everyone else here. Call her into your room and tell her it's time to learn how to be a woman. Then strip her down and bang. This is the only way.

[Anonymous No.27566399]

>>27539047
OP eternally BTFO'd the fuck out

[Anonymous No.27566652]

Can you guys recommend me some good incest erotic literature? Fanfiction is fine too. There seem to be a lot of patrician men of culture in this thread.

[Anonymous No.27566729]

She's a redditor, like I used to be. You want her to listen to reason? There is no reason inside that 3 million decibel echo chamber. It's built into their platform with all dissenting opinions being downvoted and removed. Every single comment looks like it's written by the same person.

Redditors are frustrating.

[Anonymous No.27566742]

>>27539244
I dunno anon. I wonder how many of these tards have money to Bernie over and over again.

[Anonymous No.27566965]

>>27539951
>30k
holy fuck my sides

[Anonymous No.27567147]

>>27566652
why not just read doujin?

[Anonymous No.27567203]

>>27564722
Don’t negotiate. Seize control of her account right now anon. Why are you waiting? Do you want 30k to go to zero?

[Anonymous No.27567212]

>>27543056
That's the way to do it. I bought in at 220 and I'm gonna pull out at 400+.

[Anonymous No.27567288]

>>27566652
look up Tohzai/Tonzai, you’re welcome

[Anonymous No.27567524]

>>27567147
>>27567288
I'm looking for written erotica, not doujins. I'm pretty sure I've already read all the incest doujins ever translated to english. Besides, I like doujins but I'm in the mood for something more slow paced and cerebral, like erotica.

[Anonymous No.27567620]

>>27567524
I see

[Anonymous No.27568002]

>>27567524
The Cement Garden is the only piece of incest literature I know off the top of my head and I don't think it's erotica. I'd ask /lit/

[Anonymous No.27568112]

>>27565535
>>27565464
>>27565407
This is why I sold at $300, so I wouldn’t have to deal with this doubt. Do you think the hole is deep enough at this point to just stick with it and pray to the good lord above?

And sorry guys, I was right there and totally forgot to ask her about an incest session. Sorry I let you down

[Anonymous No.27568229]

>>27538783
marry her bro. perfect marriage material, a woman shouldn't be smarter than her husband

[Anonymous No.27568268]

>>27568112
ask her again and see how she react.

[Anonymous No.27568327]

>>27568112
i only spent 800 bucks on this shit, i been praying everynight and some more, we will see. if nothing happens and hedgies get out of this scotfree. i give up completely. I'll go learn to make meth and stay underground. fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.27568379]

>>27539951
Who the fuck gave a fujo 30k?

[Anonymous No.27568622]

Bros my brother is much smarter than me and he keeps telling to sell gme and that its done for but i got the hopiums. Only 350 but i might as well wait for the bounce no?

[Anonymous No.27568657]

>>27539244
Dude I have 5k in the whole world that was the last of my savings (unemployed since 2019), and blew 3k of it on this shitty GME/AMC meme.

I'm turning into the fucking green goblin after this, selling as soon as I see a HINT of green.

[Anonymous No.27568672]

>>27568622
Yes but above all if you don't deep throat his cock you won't see 10x gains

[Anonymous No.27568716]

Why do you fags keep making incest comments, this is why no one likes you retards irl.

[Anonymous No.27568824]

>>27568112
>Do you think the hole is deep enough at this point to just stick with it and pray to the good lord above?
Again, I'm coming at it from the angle of: you don't know for sure it's really over. You just don't, dude, if you knew it for a fact you'd be too big for /biz/. If you leave well enough alone you're not on the hook for anything morally, but if you talk her into selling and it DOES bounce back, you're going to owe her, genuinely, she's gonna be pissed at you and she's going to be right to be pissed. That's where I'm coming from. If you don't get involved, whether it moons or craters, neither one is your fault. But now you're involved so if it moons it *is* your fault, and your cute little sister might hate you.

I really do think you should shack up with her either way though I sense you're a good influence in her life and that you'd make a cute couple.

[Anonymous No.27568910]

>>27568716
Normalfags eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.27568924]

>Everyone on 4chan is making fun of bagholders
>Reddit is so far past coping they have entered suicide cult territory
>Everyone in this thread is saying ride or die
What the fuck is it? Should she sell at opening or ride it out and hope for big gains?

[Anonymous No.27568949]

>>27568622
probably make your cash back when they start closing out their position but having a moon mission got 1k+ plus was pure hopium. if it were any other hedgefund then most likely they would have left them get fucked over.
>>27568716
incest is patrician and totally normal

[Anonymous No.27568998]

>>27568924
She should start an onlyfans that's what she should do. Her own brother admitted she's hot, can you imagine what she looks like

[Anonymous No.27569244]

>>27568924
Sell it ASAP!!!!

[Anonymous No.27569354]

>>27568924
its a lottery ticket, she should hold

[Anonymous No.27569442]

>>27568924
It's over

[Anonymous No.27569545]

>>27568112
post a pic that looks close to what she does

her description sounds literally like my dream gf and she’s retarded to boot
is she awkward af
talk about random weird subjects then trails off about 80% thru
is she mute
piss jugs
is she hiki, does she even leave the house

I gots to know

[Anonymous No.27569829]

>>27568327
What's the deal with this cult stuff about taking on the hedgies? I feel like half the buyers on this ride were hedgies anyway, although they probably got out early. Hedge funds are duking it out all the time anyway and adding reddit retards to the mix only makes the playing field a little bit more retarded, what's the point in spending your own money to make hedge fund A lose and hedge fund B win?

The only sensible reason to be in this mess is if you think you're gonna make bank on it, but that's why the hedgies are in it too so you're no different from them.

>>27568924
It's almost certainly over, but the thread is right about cost/benefit for him, pushing her hard to sell isn't worth it. If it actually does bounce up he's fucked but if it doesn't, he won't get much credit for it, that's not how people work. In terms of pure EV I'd say sell now

[Anonymous No.27570001]

>>27538783
Sell me her panties, and nudes thats how