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>neet sister doesn’t know anything about stocks
>buys GME at $300 despite my insistence that was the peak and when I sold
>spews Reddit memes about le infinite money and pwning Wall Street
>beg her to sell on Friday
>calls me paper hands which I’m sure she learned the definition of the same day
>check on her Monday, surely the crash will get her out
>still fucking holding
>but also coping that it’s sure to go back up
This shit is giving me second hand anxiety, how do I get this bitch to listen to reason?

>> No.27539047

Right in the title bro, fuck her

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>> No.27539244

Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.

>> No.27539299

why do you give a fuck?

>> No.27539404

>rational decision making

>> No.27539435

>Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.
This is me. I watched my IRA which was intitially at 10k go up to 120k and back down to 25k which i just cashed out and said fuck it.

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oh my....

>> No.27539452

cool larp chud, back to watching some isekai animu

>> No.27539467

nobody gives a fuck about her 1 share of gme dude

>> No.27539526

Oh yeah i know his dumbass sister will continue to be retarded but a moderate beating in your first year investing can pay dividends down the road.

>> No.27539545

doesn't matter if she's a woman, worry about yourself retard

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>> No.27539587

I don't know why people are laughing at this recommendation when its the right thing to do. Who wouldn't want to fuck their hot sister?

>> No.27539675

>Has smaller balls than his sister

>> No.27539740

Yes and film it and post a webm of it too.

>> No.27539770

most women and men are dumb ugly vile creatures with mostly shit for brains thats why being social and socializing with these fucked up npcs is a meme and a waste of time, energy and brain matter, people tell me and people like me are antisocial but its not that im antisocial, they however are oftentimes without even realizing it, not seeing their shitty and discriminating behavior in favor of the ones and to the demise of the others starting with the smallest things. but i dont expect people to notice such fine nuances in their shittiness when dealing with people because like i said, people are brainless retards

>> No.27539777

I know a mf that put his financial aid into GME and is still holding

>> No.27539951

She is a virgin and a fujo

I just don’t want to see her life go down the shitter because of reddit

She had $30k worth

I’ll gladly have small balls to go with my now six figure bank account. Just shows I have a big brain

>> No.27540025

>She had $30k worth

>> No.27540050

If you got out while in profit than you managed to learn a brutal lesson while making money. Consider yourself lucky. Some lost a ton from this and might not have gotten it through their skulls.

>> No.27540055

Fuck her to relieve stress

>> No.27540133

/jp/ type shit

>> No.27540193

Well if you're not can I?

She needs to be seperated from "very online" communities where strangers egg eachother on into cult-like beliefs.

>> No.27540235

LARPing as your sister isnt normal kiddo

>> No.27540289

is she hot? I wanna see her tits

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>> No.27540332

at least your sister is somewhat on the right path by caring about stocks at all. my sister is 30 years old and still lives paycheck to paycheck with 0 investments and all of her money spent on starbucks and shoes

>> No.27540439

Are you imagining your sister naked right now

>> No.27540442

Can confirm. Although I was just waiting for 600, not quite as restarted as the rest. Still more than doubled my money though. Sucks I had 10x though.

>> No.27540457

How do I get NEET gf to talk about investments with?

>> No.27540552

I bought two shares at $410 and sold today at $103. I should have known better.

>> No.27540607

do this if you're an inbred

>> No.27540611

Anon's sister seems available.

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>> No.27540662

eww stinky

>> No.27540690

your sister can hold my GME if you catch my drift

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30k KEK

>> No.27540873

>jerks it to rick and morty

>> No.27540904

>If you got out while in profit than you managed to learn a brutal lesson while making money. Consider yourself lucky.
That's the way I'm seeing it to help cope with what could have been

>> No.27540908

Give me her number anon. I’ll come over and uhh “set her straight”. capish? ;)

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>> No.27541123

If she spends that much time on reddit then she's pretty much immune to reason and rationale. Even going broke that cesspool has probably rotted her mind to the point of being unable to accept she was scammed. Good luck dealing with her the rest of your life.

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No she didn't

You're lying

Please tell me you're lying, no one would be stupid enough to put 30k into stocks without ever traded before

>> No.27541197

Is she a fat neet or a skinny neet?

>> No.27541490

I’m not gonna fuck my sister guys. Like I said, she is a neet, so getting her away from the internet isn’t possible

She is an A cup, not much to see

If she bought Starbucks and shoes at least she would have something. At this rate she is gonna be minus $30k with nothing to show for it. Being into stocks is fine but you also gotta have some sense to go with it

Because half of you keep bringing it up

100% real. She really bit hard into the $500/$1000 meme

Skinny as hell. Not quiet Eugenia crisis level, but visible ribs level

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First post best post

>> No.27541694

its settled

>> No.27541837

>knowing your sisters cup size
anon you already did it didn't you :)

>> No.27541874

Based and lessons learned-pilled. Never throw money you’re not willing to lose and never bank on making it in one go

>> No.27541947

boy is it gonna be real funny when your sister makes more money in a day than you've made in your entire life

>> No.27541962

your sisters gonna end up rich while you keep waiting for shitcoin pump and dumps to happen

>> No.27541966

Impregnate her

>> No.27541978
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You need to demand she pulls out of it. Call your parents or something, seriously. You know you're going to have to cover her losses with your winnings, right?

>> No.27542022

Do not try convince morons.
It's a waste of time.

>> No.27542075

Sadly it looks like she fell for the wsb cult. It's not on you though to cover for retarded siblings. It's a tough pill to swallow but you made your point, she chose not to listen and that's that.

My opinion, let her be. If she gets burned oh well. You told her and you (likely) gave good reasons but some people are incapable of listening to reason especially when they're caught up in hivemind thinking. Let it go and move on, nothing more you can (or should) do about it imho.

>> No.27542095

>A cup
>skinny as hell
If she has huge bags underneath her eyes and is 5' can I marry her?

>> No.27542096

lmfao how much did she buy

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>> No.27542174

when your sister sucks peepee she goes GLAK GLAK GLAK or GLOK GLOK GLOK?

>> No.27542282

can I be her bf?

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Did she only buy one stock that she could afford to lose? Screwing the hedgies for the lols is based. If she had a good time losing that money. I bought a bunch of AMC stocks for the same reason at $8. Still holding at least I was smart enough for the possibility of holding it for a long term investment. I wasn't willing to lose 300 on a meme. Fuck dumb greedy fags!

>> No.27542512

Last year I Yolo'd 1k on a shitcoin and it did a 10x on me within a month. Wouldn't have been life changing money, but the next trade with that capital could have changed my life. Was between buying my first btc and holding on for a higher high and decided to hold on. Still bites me, but i'm wiser now.

>> No.27542583

is it worth it to buy GME now?

>> No.27542979
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>no one would be stupid enough to put 30k into stocks without ever traded before
Really? But I did the same thing. What does that make me?

>> No.27543056

ya the discount is insane, it will be back up to 150 tomorrow, then 400+ the next day

>> No.27543090

Why not?

>> No.27543094

It’s called having eyes stupid. You should be able to roughly estimate cup sizes, especially when they are on the smaller side

I’m not covering shit. If I cover, she will do something stupid again thinking I’ll cover again

I suppose that’s true. I can’t help but be a caring brother, we have a good relationship aside from this current problem. Maybe when this is over I can give her some actual advice

She is 5’11. No bags which is surprising considering her shit sleep schedule

I dunno man you can try I guess

>> No.27543111

so how do I pick a broker and buy the stocks? was thinking of putting 2k into it.

>> No.27543120

nah too low. wait for it to go higher to buy, then sell at the dips

>> No.27543180

A retard.

>> No.27543229

fingerbang her coochie or else

>> No.27543234

I’ve lost all interest

>> No.27543235

>I’m not covering shit.
Dude, you sold when she bought. She clearly bought your bags. Pay the fuck up don't be a scrooge.

>> No.27543273

wamen... am I right?

>> No.27543329

But I have an IQ of 147. How is that possible?

>> No.27543340

Im a newfag to stocks. how can you acquire a sense for preditcting dips and how do you short them/sell them back to make profit?

>> No.27543423

do NOT fingerbang her coochie

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>neet sister

>> No.27543477

>She is 5’11. No bags which is surprising considering her shit sleep schedule
Shame, I think I'll marry her anyway. How many Rubic is she?

>> No.27543554

Take your fucking meds. That was the most appalling word diarrhoea I have ever seen.

>> No.27543640

By the way OP, is your sister a tiny bit manly looking? 'Cuz that's my type. Give me deets, I wanna raep.

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>She had $30k worth

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>> No.27543840

I have worthless DOGEshitcoins in exchange for your sister, trade?

>> No.27543920

back of the line buddy, I asked first

>> No.27543939


Absolute retard, go back to plebbit tourist

>> No.27543995

You need to go back.

>> No.27544026

What if she's morbidly obese?

>> No.27544048

im a newfag and I can tell thats a retard move. Hand me that money instead

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>> No.27544126

He already said she's skinny as hell and has A cups, just my type, I don't care if she's 5'11, I'm not a manlet so it's not an issue

>> No.27544142


>how do I get this bitch to listen to reason?

you don't

just tell that no matter what happens you'll always love her be there for her as a brother

>> No.27544149

OP said she is skinny with visible rips

>> No.27544180

Apparently OP said she’s skinny, enough to see ribs anyways.

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OP has paper hands and will never make it.

Hook me up with your sister,
She will unironically make it and I only hold 2 bags at 200

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>I personally know my bagholder
Ok I’ll admit that hilarious to think about

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>> No.27544422

how much do you tip your bagholder bros?

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>> No.27544537

First post best post, blessed by Buffet himself.

>> No.27544793

I don’t think she knows how to buy crypto which is for the best or else I’d probably be making a thread about her Shib problem

Not really, she doesn’t really put forward much effort but she is definitely girlish looking

Inheritance. Me and her both got $75k about 4 years ago

Yes, $30,000. Or by my current estimate, $8800

>> No.27544817

Is she cute? Did sex her?

>> No.27545071

>A cup
anon is living the imouto dream

>> No.27545215

How hot is she out of 10? Let me be honest with you dude, your sister just lost everything, and there's only one thing for a broke girl in the modern world - only fans. Since she has no tits and a tall, skeletal body, she's going to have to do some depraved shit in order to get any attention in that saturated market. It will inevitably end in escorting. The only way I can see out of this is if you start paying her for sex anon. It's you or the rest of the world.

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>> No.27545467

>a fujo

>> No.27545495

the amount of positive replies to this shows how jewish the board really is

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indeed anon

>> No.27545568

Drop her @ if you’re not a faggot OP. Gimme my tall qt3.14 small bitty neet gf, and make it snappy.

>> No.27545578

fuck your roastie sister

>> No.27545631

not called /biz/real for nothing

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>A cup
Please arrange a date for me brother

>> No.27545883

This is has been spun into a psyop. The psyop is that losing your money is good and that taking profits is bad, you dont belong in the ‘in-group’ if you take profits.

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>ITT: robots wanting to buy op's sister.
You should have been her broker, anons. That way the margin call would be easier.

>> No.27546045

OP, I'll unironically pay 100 LINK for your sister

>> No.27546134

Put me in the screenshot

>> No.27546290

>Sister, I see you are in need of financial assistance, perhaps we can work out an arrangement
>*rubs hands jewishly*

>> No.27546459

I don’t know man, like a 7 or 8 maybe if she actually puts in some effort? Most times I see her it’s in the neet uniform with unkempt hair
While she wasn’t smart enough to avoid this scam, I’m pretty sure she knows enough that most of the whores on onlyfans that make it are inflated by the platform itself to give the illusion of easy success. Just like most YouTube celebs. She couldn’t escort even if it was her only choice, her social skills are abhorrent. Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister, it wouldn’t even solve the problem

Linkies really want to get rid of those bags, huh?

>> No.27546631

Honestly if you really care about your sister you'll beat the shit out of her to snap her out of her psychosis. It works, trust me.

>> No.27546711

>Skinny as hell.
I'm going to have sex with your sister

>> No.27546718

>I don’t think she knows how to buy crypto
the crypto was for you not for her
>I don’t know man, like a 7 or 8 maybe
please let me marry her, I'll teach her how to invest properly and cook for her

>> No.27546759

What was Reinmans IQ?

>> No.27546786

unironically yes

people we made 6 digits bought at this price
and now people world wide are buying

>> No.27546822

>please let me marry her, I'll teach her how to invest properly and cook for her
Absolute simpitude. Girls like that are only happy when you turn them into human pets and have them worship you.

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i got some bad news for you

>> No.27546990

I don't want some woman to worship me though I want to cuddle with them and play vidya and do nice things for them

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>Girls like that are only happy when you turn them into human pets and have them worship you.

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She's going to be financially ruined and have to depend on you, it's time for you to cash in on that siscon fantasy and make it reality

>> No.27547100

Not fucking your sister:
>Get no pussy
>Doesn't bond with family
>Sister is dumb
Fucking your sister
>Get pussy whenever she's around
>Create strong family ties
>Sister is still dumb though
>Unless you fuck her so hard her brain fixes itself

I think the real solution is obvious, OP.

>> No.27547240

>I want to cuddle with them and play vidya and do nice things for them
You just described having a pet. The most important part is just to treat her like bitch dog and make sure she knows that you are superior to her and that she should be grateful you have graced her with your presence.
Every girl just wants a daddy, facts

>> No.27547350

Pics anon

>> No.27547368


offer her 200 bucks to sell her gay stock
simple as

>> No.27547379

I have come to the conclusion that OP is a faggot for not fucking the brains out of his sister until she sells.

>> No.27547380

Buddy, have you SEEN the tards at r/wsb?

>> No.27547464

I think it’s pretty clear YOU are the sister.

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>talk to new grill
>she has robinhood and loaded $100, doesn't know what to buy
>tell her buy 1 GME at $70
>"ok anon"
>few days later text her screenshot of $350
>she gets excited
>tell her to sell
>"ok anon"

you're just a massive faggot. does your period sync with your sister's?

>> No.27547824

>Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister
If you won't do it someone else will NTR you.

>> No.27548036

>neet sister
>has $30k to toss around
stfu faggot

tell her I’ll help her Robinhood fund to sell nudes

>> No.27548468

nigger. you either fuck her or beat the fujo out of her. do your job as a brother and put her in her place.

>> No.27548489

I have a suspicion incest doesn’t actually help your family ties

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>> No.27548586

you fell for the psyop

>> No.27548675

why not? you can always trust family

>> No.27548776

>30k worth
Where is she getting the money for this if she is a neet?

>> No.27548845

How old is she and does she watch anime?

>> No.27549119

read the thread before you make a fool out of your self

>> No.27549146

If you get her to post her tits I will paypal her $300

>> No.27549417

wtf is a fujo

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>> No.27549511

Lmaoing at you because she will get bigger gains than you

>> No.27549519

go back

>> No.27549520

dumb boomer

>> No.27549640

Yup, we have to suffer to learn.

>> No.27550058

Look, if she can even break even at this point, I’ll kiss her ass as the queen of diamond hands. But I think we all know that ain’t gonna happen

>> No.27550282

post pic of sis in her neetware no face
how bad does she stink and how greasy is her hair

>> No.27551100

Not gonna post a pic. She bathes regularly so she doesn’t smell bad

>> No.27551258

>ywn have pure qt neet imouto
life's not fair bros

>> No.27551414

>guys can you tell me how to trade and always make the absolute maximum gains?

>> No.27551756

Provided this isnt some larp you sound like a decent and caring bro anon. Just support her through this and it will hopefully be a good learning experience if she has the right people around her. Cut her internet connection if possible, reddit is cancer for weak minds and will only make her dig herself into a deeper hole.

>> No.27551802

if she sells and puts it all in bao she will be good.

>> No.27551874

Cum in your sister idiot!

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EPIC OWNAGE. Best post.

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Based and sister pilled.

>> No.27552183

Imagine hearing some autistic fuck in real life spaz out about MUH SHORT LADDER ATTACKS and DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN!!!11 FUCK YOU MORONS. Holy shit, no wonder hedge funds and market makers make so much fucking money off you retards.

>> No.27552197

1st post; best post

>> No.27552203

she fucks little kids. it's wrong.

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based and sister pilled

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Is this her?

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>> No.27552337

>ends up with a GME bag
>it doesn't matter since she will find a rich man to take care of here while you are stuck holding bags from pajeet shitcoins

>> No.27552355

I fucking love this pic but nobody posts moar fuck you niggers I had a long day I deserve more of this

>> No.27552492

post neet sister feet pls i need this

>> No.27552543

Dumb virgin faggots. I hate this place, i’m going back to 9gag.

>> No.27552651

>knowing her ribs are visible
This >>27541837 100%

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Holy fucking based.

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I didn’t buy any, but I told my three friends to cash out on Friday before the whales did. They spammed plebbit memes at me, and called me a hater. They’re still holding, and saying GME is going back up to at least $200.

>> No.27552718

I just want what’s best for her. If she would have told me she wanted to learn about stocks I would have shown her the way. My hope is people here are correct and this becomes an (expensive) teachable moment and I can put her back on the right track. I guess if you think about it, all of us have lost money on dumb shit at least once. Maybe not quite as much, but just a flat out foolish endeavor that was guaranteed to plummet

I’d rather she stay ignorant of crypto, at least for now. She would be falling into pajeet scams every night otherwise

No that’s Watamote. I feel like you shouldn’t have needed to ask that

>> No.27552760

I'm ironically watching this right now. On episode 7.

>> No.27552904

Your sister is either white and ugly or isn’t real.
Pics or it didn’t happen.

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>> No.27553172

You are either lying or have shit taste. There is no way a 7 or 8/10 girl is a NEET. Women are wired to be social so they find a mate. The only way this doesn't happen is if they are ugly.

>Why do so many of you guys want me to incest my sister
Because we all want a hot sister to fill with our warm sticky cum.

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Was 10x, cashed out at 5x :( good lesson this was my first big trade

>> No.27553242

based sister
A true buy high sell low /biz/raeli at heart

>> No.27553374

Do whatever it takes to get it out from that, you dont want to have a homeless leeching from you man and the guilt. Beg her even, do whatever you can, but get her out.

>> No.27553387

Well, hopefully she still has a few thousand left by the end of everything so you can teach her to invest into stocks. perhaps look into when roblox goes public.

>> No.27553390

Go back

>> No.27553491

Tell her that she can make her 30k back by selling her used bathwater and taking advantage of the neet demographic

>> No.27553551

He is absolutely correct, though.
This is 100% right.
t. lost the love of my life, not by acting like a simp but by thinking we were equal. Protip: we aren't. I expected her to be as emotionally strong and responsible as I am. Terrible mistake.

>> No.27553552

I'll take her if you don't want her

>> No.27553980

>I expected her to be as emotionally strong and responsible as I am
ok intel its never your fault

>> No.27554219

Gimme her number and I'll keep her safe

>> No.27554399

this guy takes his plate back into his room on thanksgiving

>> No.27554465
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this gives me /b/ vibes

>> No.27554572
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my tomboy gf is a former lesbian how long till she cucks me and goes back to eating pussy?

do I hold or sell on this investment?

>> No.27554702

Why would you sell so low, at that point you basically lost all the money you put in. Why not just leave it in and see what happens? Are you gay or retarded?

>> No.27554739

hold. having tomboy gf is worth the risk

>> No.27554847

lesbians don't actually exist

>> No.27554982
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>skinny as hell
>A cup
>absolute retard
The perfect woman

>> No.27555065

That's a good mentality man, the best thing you can do is keep trying and show her that you really care about her. She may not realise it now but hopefully one day she will turn to you for help when she grows up a little and has wider view of the world. We have all made dumb decisions when we were young and sometimes need a push in the right direction.

>> No.27555193

I'll pump and dump your sister and she can live off child support give me her number

>> No.27555348

I know a smut artist who had a whole shitload of these to use as references and they tweeted out a MEGA link with them. I'll see if I can reupload

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Wait a sec...

>> No.27555520

E*trade, its gods interface faggot

>> No.27555711

Some people have to learn the hard way. That's just how their personality works. Not everyone will just take the wisdom and lessons of others unfortunately. Don't offer her any financial help though op.

>> No.27555963

lmk if this works:

>> No.27556093

this is amazing

>> No.27556676

Haven't gone through it in a while, but there's some quality stuff in here. The resolution is a bit iffy on some, but most of the good stuff is clean

>> No.27556890

I had a friend who I tried to convince to buy GRT and he passed on the advice. He bought 2 GME at fucking $325 and told me I should I invest too. I told him that's probably the top, he is still holding bags. Here is a good rule of thumb anon, don't cast pearls to swine.

>> No.27557060

Go back. This is an anime website

>> No.27557191

Post your sisters feet

>> No.27557418

at least post a pic of her to see what we are dealing with and how best approach her

>> No.27557441

>Failure is a hard teacher. For anyone new to this, if you were up 10x and never took profit because of some stupid ass reddit meme, I doubt you'll ever make that mistake again.

Gotsta know your coin. I've held BTC since $300 and some alts to 200x and counting. But they're the rare ones.

Shitcoin pnd's you get in, get out, and never look back.

GMEme was clearly an example of the latter, to the trained eye, but I do remember how easy it is to fall for the shilling, as a noob.

Poor fuckers.

>> No.27557603

I met a friend of a friend last Friday who was following the game thing.
I told him a sold and the first thing the cunt said was "paper hands". fucking retarded way to introduce yourself to someone. Anyway, he said he put 30k in at $350 lmfao, and was going on and on about how it's infinite money trying to sound smart regurgitating Reddit threads.

>> No.27557656

100% agree. I bought into the hype and lost a bit and of course i'm pissed. But it has taught me to not be a fucking faggot in the future and actually research what i'm investing in

>> No.27557888

Turn that into a FFM threesome, retard.

>> No.27557973

what the fuck does fujo even mean? is this some zoomer lingo?

>> No.27558035

you have to go back

>> No.27558074

she like little boys fucking each other. that's fujo. ignore the redditposter below you.

>> No.27558095

Next time tell her to invest in $BCKY

>> No.27558137

go back where? I've been here since we got kicked out of /g/ in 2013, faggot. You're the immigrant zoomer here.

thanks lad, much appreciated

>> No.27558238

>muh 2013 oldfag xD
how the fuck do you not know what fujo is coming from /g/? jfc you really are a piece of shit

>> No.27558320

oh yeah? name every fujo show.

>> No.27558527

This thread is cursed, I am poorer having clicked it

>> No.27558542


lmao my sister was making 80k a year in tips as a cocktail waitress and spent it all on designer clothes, makeup and rent in a trendy area and now that covid hit, she's had to move back in with a negative net worth. Her boyfriend buys anything she needs.

Women are a meme.

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i dont read fujo i only dream of finding a fujo gf that will erp peg me from time to time

>> No.27558560

I'm pretty sure it's not specifically little boys, but fans of yaoi/BL in general

>> No.27558637


>> No.27558683

Poor wording here, "not specifically for those who like little boys"

>> No.27558743

True I did a 10x with Shiba just the other day and got out with a measley 2x... Wish I just sold... if I ever do a 10x again I'm selling at the very least half.

>> No.27558753

hey, buddy. Go outside and touch some grass

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>> No.27558954
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>She had $30k worth

>> No.27559095
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>She is a virgin
>she is a neet
>She is an A cup
>Skinny as hell. Not quite Eugenia crisis level, but visible ribs level

>> No.27559108

I suggested. she claims “I’m not into girls anymore”
yeah bullshit
my first triple D size tit gf, I fear those milkers won’t age well after I pump a few babies in there

>> No.27559116

it's every brother duty to fuck his sister and make her a house wife

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>> No.27559477

my ex was 5'10 and had E cups. we dated 17-23 and there was very noticeable dip in her tits over that time. knowing this i would much prefer a nice ass over big tits.

>> No.27559597

>She is a virgin
Nobody tell him

>> No.27559698

I have a friend just like her, not dysfunctional and pretty smart in some areas but a total ditz in others, very impulsive and almost no social skills. fwiw I'm sorry about her loss and you having to live through it, but you need to let her know this wasn't a bad draw and "next time it'll be different". Them acting on impulse will always be a thing and the best thing you can do is just try to keep her from making a fuckup of this magnitude again. yelling won't work, just sit her down and calmly try to explain

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>tfw your hot older sister didnt force you into having sex with her when you were younger

>> No.27559908

You can’t. She has to get fucked to learn. Women are unironically simple creatures.
>dur touch fire huh heh
>ouch that hurt hur dur

>> No.27560050

> fujo
even better

also you're a great brother and a good man

>> No.27560873

Your sister seems a bit retarded, you should hook me up so I can help her out.
And so we can go out and pick up cute guys for her to watch me fuck.

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Tell her to buy CLF

>> No.27561267

don't do anything - normies need to learn from experience.

>> No.27561318

Holy fuck thank you anon. I'm gonna be cooming for days.

>> No.27561536

Did OP post pics of his sister or at least describe how she looks? Not scrolling through this gay thread to find out for myself.

>> No.27561665

I bought Thursday and told a friend he could make a profit on a quick trade. He's still holding it, I sold at 374. I told him to sell premarket on Monday at the latest but he wanted to do it his way

>> No.27561698

>a cup
>has 30k
OP need to impregnant his sister asap

>> No.27561906

based and step-bro pilled

>> No.27562014

nah is a fucking liar. no sister looks that perfect

>> No.27562056

She needs to find a man to make financial decision for. Women have smaller brains, so there is no use trying to talk sense into them. (exceptions for Cathy Wood, etc). Just start buying physical silver and crypto, $ARKG and other good investments

>> No.27562098

>calls me paper hands
your sister has more balls than you, you paper handed faggot

>> No.27562176

What do your sister's panties smell like?

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Trying to take actual advice from a bunch of rabbid dogs who wanna fuck your sister.
I'm dying anon

>> No.27562388

stop replying like that it's fucking annoying faggot

>> No.27562435

>visible ribs
>a cup

can I marry your sister right now?

>> No.27562481

^^^^^^^^^ This right here

>> No.27562519

OP the hedgefunds HAVE to buy at any price people set, that's how options work.

>> No.27563071

Wow unironically fpbp

>> No.27563311

if they did the price would have shot up fast the hype from last week
when will this happen?

>> No.27563726

Do it for the lulz

>> No.27564300

>a slim tender woman who loves to be at home and sharing your hobbies while using the same meme language you use
>no Chads who impregnate her in gangbangs every day until she gets dumped with 30
>therefore she won't be an alcoholic and she will most likely be loyal and always amazing to have around
I FOUND MY WIFE! In the current year she is a literal unicorn.

>> No.27564722

Alright, so I actually got her to listen to the hard discussion and I got her to compromise, if it falls to $70 tomorrow she sells. I think I have gotten her brain off reddit, however there is no getting it off hopium so I didnt fight her sell price. If it goes up, it’s probably a dead cat bounce and we will try to make the most of that

>> No.27564926

well.. you never know, maybe GME pulls a 10 bagger out of nowhere. weirder things have happened the past 2 years

>> No.27565154

You're a good bro even if you won't give her the D she needs, anon.

>> No.27565252

>she lost 30k
Oh no that's terrib-

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see >>27556566

>> No.27565407

Honestly dude it might come back. It really might, and I'm not holding GME. Is this an amount of money she can afford to lose without literally ruining her life? Based on what you said, it seems like it's inheritance and not a loan she took out or something.

Honestly man, if I were you, I'd just tell her that while I would personally sell in her position, she can do whatever she wants. Don't pressure her either way, because if it DOES come back, and you convinced her to sell? Boy...You're gonna have to make her your wife to make it up to her.

>> No.27565464

Why sell at 70, by then you already lost too much to make a difference.
Either quit now or keep and pray

>> No.27565513

I'd bail your sister out in exchange for a blowie but I despise yaoi fangirls, sorry OP

>> No.27565535

no, do not sell if she is this far down. Keep the shares tied up, this shit isn't over yet. Just look how hard they are trying to convince you it is.

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>> No.27565692

post a pic of her you mong you can't blueball your fellow /biz/raelites

>> No.27565759

redditor spotted

>> No.27565850

She can always sell herself, don't worry about her

>> No.27566005

Getting real Supreme Gentleman vibes over here.

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No problem aneki, I do what I can

>> No.27566125

Anon that is a sub optimal solution. Why over-complicate this when we already gave you the perfect solution? >>27539047

>> No.27566158

did you give her a hug afterwards?

>> No.27566164

this is the way

>> No.27566359

you know what bro, I think I'm with everyone else here. Call her into your room and tell her it's time to learn how to be a woman. Then strip her down and bang. This is the only way.

>> No.27566399

OP eternally BTFO'd the fuck out

>> No.27566652

Can you guys recommend me some good incest erotic literature? Fanfiction is fine too. There seem to be a lot of patrician men of culture in this thread.

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She's a redditor, like I used to be. You want her to listen to reason? There is no reason inside that 3 million decibel echo chamber. It's built into their platform with all dissenting opinions being downvoted and removed. Every single comment looks like it's written by the same person.

Redditors are frustrating.

>> No.27566742

I dunno anon. I wonder how many of these tards have money to Bernie over and over again.

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holy fuck my sides

>> No.27567147

why not just read doujin?

>> No.27567203

Don’t negotiate. Seize control of her account right now anon. Why are you waiting? Do you want 30k to go to zero?

>> No.27567212

That's the way to do it. I bought in at 220 and I'm gonna pull out at 400+.

>> No.27567288

look up Tohzai/Tonzai, you’re welcome

>> No.27567524

I'm looking for written erotica, not doujins. I'm pretty sure I've already read all the incest doujins ever translated to english. Besides, I like doujins but I'm in the mood for something more slow paced and cerebral, like erotica.

>> No.27567620

I see

>> No.27568002

The Cement Garden is the only piece of incest literature I know off the top of my head and I don't think it's erotica. I'd ask /lit/

>> No.27568112

This is why I sold at $300, so I wouldn’t have to deal with this doubt. Do you think the hole is deep enough at this point to just stick with it and pray to the good lord above?

And sorry guys, I was right there and totally forgot to ask her about an incest session. Sorry I let you down

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marry her bro. perfect marriage material, a woman shouldn't be smarter than her husband

>> No.27568268

ask her again and see how she react.

>> No.27568327

i only spent 800 bucks on this shit, i been praying everynight and some more, we will see. if nothing happens and hedgies get out of this scotfree. i give up completely. I'll go learn to make meth and stay underground. fuck this shit

>> No.27568379

Who the fuck gave a fujo 30k?

>> No.27568622

Bros my brother is much smarter than me and he keeps telling to sell gme and that its done for but i got the hopiums. Only 350 but i might as well wait for the bounce no?

>> No.27568657

Dude I have 5k in the whole world that was the last of my savings (unemployed since 2019), and blew 3k of it on this shitty GME/AMC meme.

I'm turning into the fucking green goblin after this, selling as soon as I see a HINT of green.

>> No.27568672

Yes but above all if you don't deep throat his cock you won't see 10x gains

>> No.27568716

Why do you fags keep making incest comments, this is why no one likes you retards irl.

>> No.27568824

>Do you think the hole is deep enough at this point to just stick with it and pray to the good lord above?
Again, I'm coming at it from the angle of: you don't know for sure it's really over. You just don't, dude, if you knew it for a fact you'd be too big for /biz/. If you leave well enough alone you're not on the hook for anything morally, but if you talk her into selling and it DOES bounce back, you're going to owe her, genuinely, she's gonna be pissed at you and she's going to be right to be pissed. That's where I'm coming from. If you don't get involved, whether it moons or craters, neither one is your fault. But now you're involved so if it moons it *is* your fault, and your cute little sister might hate you.

I really do think you should shack up with her either way though I sense you're a good influence in her life and that you'd make a cute couple.

>> No.27568910

Normalfags eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, fuck them.

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>Everyone on 4chan is making fun of bagholders
>Reddit is so far past coping they have entered suicide cult territory
>Everyone in this thread is saying ride or die
What the fuck is it? Should she sell at opening or ride it out and hope for big gains?

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probably make your cash back when they start closing out their position but having a moon mission got 1k+ plus was pure hopium. if it were any other hedgefund then most likely they would have left them get fucked over.
incest is patrician and totally normal

>> No.27568998

She should start an onlyfans that's what she should do. Her own brother admitted she's hot, can you imagine what she looks like

>> No.27569244

Sell it ASAP!!!!

>> No.27569354

its a lottery ticket, she should hold

>> No.27569442

It's over

>> No.27569545
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post a pic that looks close to what she does

her description sounds literally like my dream gf and she’s retarded to boot
is she awkward af
talk about random weird subjects then trails off about 80% thru
is she mute
piss jugs
is she hiki, does she even leave the house

I gots to know

>> No.27569829

What's the deal with this cult stuff about taking on the hedgies? I feel like half the buyers on this ride were hedgies anyway, although they probably got out early. Hedge funds are duking it out all the time anyway and adding reddit retards to the mix only makes the playing field a little bit more retarded, what's the point in spending your own money to make hedge fund A lose and hedge fund B win?

The only sensible reason to be in this mess is if you think you're gonna make bank on it, but that's why the hedgies are in it too so you're no different from them.

It's almost certainly over, but the thread is right about cost/benefit for him, pushing her hard to sell isn't worth it. If it actually does bounce up he's fucked but if it doesn't, he won't get much credit for it, that's not how people work. In terms of pure EV I'd say sell now

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Sell me her panties, and nudes thats how

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