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Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:31:25 2021 No.27531257 [Reply] [Original]

I BOUGHT GAMESTOP AT 300 DOLLARS, I LOST ALL OF MY FATHER'S INHERITENCE, WHAT DO I TELL MY SIBLINGS WHO I DEALING WITH FINANCIAL ISSUES AND CAN REALLY USE IT? WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:32:52 2021 No.27531416 Nothing. Say nothing. They don't know the difference and everything is going to crash soon anyway. Just tell them it got drained the next time there is some scary thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:42:51 2021 No.27532410 >>27531257 Tell them that you're an idiot who shouldn't be trusted with money. I suspect they'll believe that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:44:29 2021 No.27532569 File: 933 KB, 496x480, beatrice troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:47:20 2021 No.27532828 >>27531257 Dude, just solve the epitaph, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:54:37 2021 No.27533443 File: 9 KB, 194x259, lololo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll be the guy employing your females. Won't be treated as humans as they chose you or were made by you. You could have gotten in BOR as told

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:55:46 2021 No.27533547 Lol. I read this in a nasily voice

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:56:37 2021 No.27533636 >>27531257 Did you learn anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 16:59:30 2021 No.27533893 buy a 5 dollar stock for 300 dollars the needful has been done

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:03:48 2021 No.27534288 >>27531257 tell them you are a degenerate gambler with weak hands, make investments based on KNOWLEDGE and not RUMORS GME will moon but only after a rough patch of hodling

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:04:53 2021 No.27534405 >>27531257 "Power to the players"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:06:44 2021 No.27534601 >>27531257 Just apologize for being another wsb lemming in your suicide note, anon. You are at least doing the courtesy of leaving a note, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:07:57 2021 No.27534714 File: 1.09 MB, 971x1077, battler crying 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27531257 I WENT ALL IN ON AMC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:12:23 2021 No.27535113 >>27531257 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU RETARDS KEEP DOING THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:13:01 2021 No.27535175 File: 41 KB, 375x180, 1606561050574.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27531257 It's ok uncle, you're gonna be dead soon anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:16:02 2021 No.27535467 >>27531257 Good thing he only told you about 1 bar you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:18:13 2021 No.27535644 File: 271 KB, 704x568, 1605262799259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27531257 >HiguCHADs on /biz/ based >Rena's fw she sees your shitcoin portfolio

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:19:10 2021 No.27535743 All in litecoin

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:19:47 2021 No.27535801 >>27531257 Tell them it's tied up in long term high yield investment and change the subject

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:20:20 2021 No.27535852 >>27531257 Become a male prostitute

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:20:39 2021 No.27535881 >>27531257 Tell them that you're too dumb to live and they should probably kill you in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:21:30 2021 No.27535946 lol why not just fucking kill your siblings?

>>	Shiba Tue Feb 2 17:21:42 2021 No.27535958 File: 39 KB, 680x486, shibarocket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy $SHIB and get your money back. Simple as that. Easiest exchange to buy $SHIB is hotbit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:22:01 2021 No.27535985 File: 10 KB, 335x157, This pleases the OCD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27531257 > Believing such exact numbers in the chaos of stock trading That you're a gullible idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:26:19 2021 No.27536385 File: 603 KB, 640x480, 1611340609164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:38:07 2021 No.27537494 File: 133 KB, 1200x1154, Beatrice CBT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27534714 You are financially ruined.

Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:44:10 2021 No.27538100

>>27531257
It’s time to face the music. Come clean to everyone involved without sugar coating what you did. I hate to say it but if you can’t live with what you did due to guilt just kill yourself cause everyone tied to that money will hate you until you either a. Earn it all back or b. kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 17:58:54 2021 No.27539457 >>27536385 Where to make these?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:13:10 2021 No.27540790 >>27531257 When they start asking the unavoidable questions, just scream on top of your lungs "DA JOOOOOS ROBBED ME WITH THEIR BULLSHIT TACTICS REEEEEEE". I'm sure they will understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:14:01 2021 No.27540880 >>27531257 This is a larp, people don't actually do this do they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:26:19 2021 No.27542020 >>27540880 posts like that are all over r/WSB but they are being deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:29:44 2021 No.27542351 >>27540880 It's a joke about the character Krauss (Umineko) who literally makes the most retarded investments ever over and over again

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:39:35 2021 No.27543295 >>27542351 Krauss is not retarded. He's just unlucky. He has godlike financial perception and foresight (kraussception).

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:42:20 2021 No.27543562 >>27543295 get off the internet Krauss

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:47:35 2021 No.27544058 File: 638 KB, 900x900, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27543562 I'll make you eat those words

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:56:33 2021 No.27544850 File: 954 KB, 1230x723, f3po0uytmhx31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27544058 You really thought you could beat (((them)))? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaqCmM-Tf4o

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:57:12 2021 No.27544909 >>27544850 is Ciconia good?

Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:59:17 2021 No.27545065
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>>27544909
I liked it a lot, I feel the setting is significantly more open than Higurashi/Umineko which are pretty confined spaces and it's funny to see dumb kids get btfo by the illuminati

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 18:59:52 2021 No.27545111 >>27531257 Invest in moon tourism It is going to be the future

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:00:33 2021 No.27545178 >>27531257 Hold

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:02:58 2021 No.27545380 >>27544909 Yes but part 2 never because Ryukishi went bankrupt in this bull run

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:04:53 2021 No.27545535 File: 695 KB, 612x1024, higu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27531257 rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:07:18 2021 No.27545765 File: 54 KB, 192x132, 1595128188846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27534714

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:08:55 2021 No.27545903 File: 95 KB, 400x400, 1595514657836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! I BOUGHT GME AT $400 A SHARE AND THEY SAID IT WOULD KEEP GOING UP! DAME DAZE, ZEN ZEN DAME DA

>>	Do better Tue Feb 2 19:10:50 2021 No.27546061 >>27531257 I will treat this as a troll thread unless you specify exactly how much you lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:17:10 2021 No.27546599 >>27546061 1000 bars of gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:19:44 2021 No.27546825 >>27546061 about 20 billion yen worth of gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:22:42 2021 No.27547077 >>27531257 Based OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:23:24 2021 No.27547138 >>27531257 >lost half his money investing in literal moon tourism Krauss would've felt right at home here

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 19:26:18 2021 No.27547366 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDihLqsVUVs

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