/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27522259]

Holy fucking shit, the squeeze happened.

CHECK YOUR FUCKING CHARTS. WE FUCKING MADE IT!

[Anonymous No.27522354]

>>27522259
Are you high right now?

[Anonymous No.27522357]

Squeeze deez nuts. Lol!

[Anonymous No.27522358]

I can't believe this. I'm going to pay off my mother's mortgage!

[Anonymous No.27522370]

>>27522259
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.27522373]

Holy shit 1k GME Im gonna be able to pay off my wifes new Chevy Suburban Im crying right now

[Anonymous No.27522409]

>>27522259
Your demoralistion tactic don't work on me

[Anonymous No.27522442]

>>27522259

peepee
poopoo

[Anonymous No.27522478]

>>27522259
Still on a downwards trend.
But I don't care because I PLAN ON BUYING SOME GME TO HODL TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD STILL AT 2 DIGITS BEFORE THURSDAY PLEAAAASE

[Anonymous No.27522482]

>>27522259
It’s over, plebbit lost. The end
now fuckoff

[Anonymous No.27522555]

IT'S GOING UP HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.27522574]

HOLLLLLLY FUCK, I'M no longer in 6 digit hell! We did it!

[Anonymous No.27522578]

Holy fuck! NICE!

My wife's boyfriend will be so happy with the gains I've made!

[Anonymous No.27522580]

Where’s the bobo now.

[Anonymous No.27522687]

AAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
I KNEW TO HODL

[Anonymous No.27522699]

Squeeze ain't squoze heeb

[Anonymous No.27522697]

>>27522259
Holy shit a squeeze just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.27522800]

Ladders aren't going to pay your interest while we fucking hold

[Anonymous No.27522851]

OMFG IT HIT $865 I CANT BELIEVE IT

[Anonymous No.27522965]

>"HAHAHAHAHAHA WE DID IT REDDIT, THE SKWEEZ HAS BEEN SKWOZE!!!!!1!1!!1!1!!one1!one!1!1!1!one"

[Anonymous No.27523035]

What, shit aint showing anything?

[Anonymous No.27523041]

>>27522851
Not an argument but you are a faggot, there's no doubting that.

[Anonymous No.27523185]

>>27523035
shills are literally losing their minds posting these garbage threads. nothing can stop what is coming.

[Anonymous No.27523250]

>>27522965
>>27523035
>>27522851

Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.

[Anonymous No.27523294]

I am financially saved.

[Anonymous No.27523387]

>>27523185
Literal definition of a corporate shill. Helping the jews on Wall Street fuck over poor people by spreading misino. Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.27523491]

>>27523250
Sometimes that's just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn't let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn't help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.

[Anonymous No.27523534]

Might as well hold at this point meh

[Anonymous No.27524177]

>>27522259
Dementiacels are fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.27524201]

you fag, you made me check the charts. 10 seconds of my life, gone.
kys

[Anonymous No.27524374]

>>27524177
I too capped this retard

[Anonymous No.27524532]

>>27524177
I only got a couple to be part of wrecking hedgies. Are they still bleeding at the 100 dollar mark? If so fuck it. If not snap

[Anonymous No.27524621]

>>27522259
HOLY SHIT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH You HODL tards are literally delusional at this point.

[Anonymous No.27524742]

>>27522800
Do you think you know what 'ladders' are?
Those are just people selling

[Anonymous No.27524827]

>>27524621
Nothing says disingenuous like putting laughter in all caps

[Anonymous No.27524902]

>>27524742
>people sell in 100 share increments

[Anonymous No.27524915]

We did it reddit! I am so happy for us all, I can finally pay of my student debt and get a sex change operation, I will finally be a real woman, all thanks to you!

[Anonymous No.27525075]

>>27524621
HODL ORANGE MIGAPEDE MAGA
HOLD
WALL STREET NOT SELLING POTATO
AOE SMOOTH BRAIN STOCKS JEWS CAMELS BANANA STICKS AMC NOK GME $GME YELLOW 6586 ELEVENTY

[Anonymous No.27525083]

>>27524374
kek

[Anonymous No.27525305]

Lot of people saying the hedgies need to buy these shorts back, what if they actually do need to and GME melts faces?

[Anonymous No.27525367]

>>27524742
I guess you retarded smooth brain shills don't understand what sliding is, or that we waste days fucking with your ops. Fucking retard. I'm waisting YOUR time, not the other way around. Indeed maybe just kill yourself and end it already.

[Anonymous No.27525522]

FINALLY!

Feels good to be so right

[Anonymous No.27525565]

I'm going to sell my X-Pro1 and get an X-Pro3!!!

[Anonymous No.27525608]

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALMOST TO $500

[Anonymous No.27525641]

>>27525305
According to etoro the people opting in increased by about 5%?

[Anonymous No.27525759]

>>27525522

She wanted rainbow hair. That's what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn't interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.
He took a sip of the drink. He wasn't sure whether he liked it or not, but at this moment it didn't matter. She had made it especially for him so he would have forced it down even if he had absolutely hated it. That's simply the way things worked. She made him a new-fangled drink each day and he took a sip of it and smiled, saying it was excellent.
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn't have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.
Do you think you're living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it's difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
Waiting and watching. It was all she had done for the past weeks. When you’re locked in a room with nothing but food and drink, that’s about all you can do anyway. She watched as birds flew past the window bolted shut. She couldn’t reach it if she wanted too, with that hole in the floor. She thought she could escape through it but three stories is a bit far down.
They argue.

[Anonymous No.27525920]

>>27525608
The cab arrived late. The inside was in as bad of shape as the outside which was concerning, and it didn't appear that it had been cleaned in months. The green tree air-freshener hanging from the rearview mirror was either exhausted of its scent or not strong enough to overcome the other odors emitting from the cab. The correct decision, in this case, was to get the hell out of it and to call another cab, but she was late and didn't have a choice.
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren't leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she'd believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn't. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
This is important to remember. Love isn't like pie. You don't need to divide it among all your friends and loved ones. No matter how much love you give, you can always give more.

[Anonymous No.27526102]

WSB did win. Stock was $10. Now its $94. Shorts were hoping to bankrupt GME and be up $10. But they are down $84 (840%). Shorts are paying 30% premiums. Shorts get no upside to hold at 840% loss. Shorts will not see upside for a long long time. Short Sellers will not get a good nights sleep. Shorts will go in a panic. Shorts should cover at $96 rather than $1000. One short covers , he sends prices up and making other shorts suffer. At 840% in losses and its better to cover now than later, Shorts will use all kinds of psychological tactics to find shares to cover.

[Anonymous No.27526111]

>>27525641
Don't really understand the stock market lingo, what does opting in mean and if it's increased by 5% is that bad? Few people buying in now?

[Anonymous No.27526155]

>>27522259
we made it huh? fuck yes

[Anonymous No.27526162]

>>27522259
The squeeze went the wrong fucking way

[Anonymous No.27526216]

>>27522259
squeeze my balls

[Anonymous No.27526259]

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>>27526155
The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.
It had been her dream for years but Dana had failed to take any action toward making it come true. There had always been a good excuse to delay or prioritize another project. As she woke, she realized she was once again at a crossroads. Would it be another excuse or would she finally find the courage to pursue her dream? Dana rose and took her first step.
I'm heading back to Colorado tomorrow after being down in Santa Barbara over the weekend for the festival there. I will be making October plans once there and will try to arrange so I'm back here for the birthday if possible. I'll let you know as soon as I know the doctor's appointment schedule and my flight plans.
Sometimes there isn't a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn't make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
She wanted rainbow hair. That's what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn't interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.

[Anonymous No.27526367]

>>27526162
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
He was aware there were numerous wonders of this world including the unexplained creations of humankind that showed the wonder of our ingenuity. There are huge heads on Easter Island. There are the Egyptian pyramids. There’s Stonehenge. But he now stood in front of a newly discovered monument that simply didn't make any sense and he wondered how he was ever going to be able to explain it.
I haven't bailed on writing. Look, I'm generating a random paragraph at this very moment in an attempt to get my writing back on track. I am making an effort. I will start writing consistently again!
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you'll have a rough idea of what they looked like -- except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
I inadvertently went to See's Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See's Candy now charges a dollar -- a full dollar -- for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let's be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See's Candy any time soon.

[Anonymous No.27526503]

I need an attractive goth dominatrix-type woman to squeeze my BALLS.

[Anonymous No.27526513]

>>27526102
/thread

[Anonymous No.27526579]

>>27526503
Show em how we do

[Anonymous No.27526598]

im squeezing it

[Anonymous No.27526784]

>>27526367
Never reply to me ever again

[Anonymous No.27527120]

>>27526784
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Don't be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren't scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
Indescribable oppression, which seemed to generate in some unfamiliar part of her consciousness, filled her whole being with a vague anguish. It was like a shadow, like a mist passing across her soul's summer day. It was strange and unfamiliar; it was a mood. She did not sit there inwardly upbraiding her husband, lamenting at Fate, which had directed her footsteps to the path which they had taken. She was just having a good cry all to herself. The mosquitoes made merry over her, biting her firm, round arms and nipping at her bare insteps.
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
I haven't bailed on writing. Look, I'm generating a random paragraph at this very moment in an attempt to get my writing back on track. I am making an effort. I will start writing consistently again!
Dave wasn't exactly sure how he had ended up in this predicament. He ran through all the events that had lead to this current situation and it still didn't make sense. He wanted to spend some time to try and make sense of it all, but he had higher priorities at the moment. The first was how to get out of his current situation of being naked in a tree with snow falling all around and no way for him to get down.

[Anonymous No.27527510]

>>27526784

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mossad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on people's credit reports, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of banks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can short you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hedges.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed banking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” positions were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking shitcoins instead.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, goyim.

[Anonymous No.27527715]

>>27527510
Do you think you're living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it's difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
She looked at her little girl who was about to become a teen. She tried to think back to when the girl had been younger but failed to pinpoint the exact moment when she had become a little too big to pick up and carry. It hit her all at once. She was no longer a little girl and she stood there speechless with fear, sadness, and pride all running through her at the same time.
The computer wouldn't start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
She asked the question even though she didn't really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she'd get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she'd know that he wasn't who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.

[Anonymous No.27527920]

He had done everything right. There had been no mistakes throughout the entire process. It had been perfection and he knew it without a doubt, but the results still stared back at him with the fact that he had lost.
Sometimes there isn't a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn't make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
There was something special about this little creature. Donna couldn't quite pinpoint what it was, but she knew with all her heart that it was true. It wasn't a matter of if she was going to try and save it, but a matter of how she was going to save it. She went back to the car to get a blanket and when she returned the creature was gone.
The box sat on the desk next to the computer. It had arrived earlier in the day and business had interrupted her opening it earlier. She didn't who had sent it and briefly wondered who it might have been. As she began to unwrap it, she had no idea that opening it would completely change her life.
She asked the question even though she didn't really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she'd get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she'd know that he wasn't who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.

[Anonymous No.27527955]

>>27522259
Could you imagine buying in at $10 to 20, holding through all of last week, just to see it crash down again?

[Anonymous No.27528100]

>>27522259
What was your goal? To squeeze GME downward?

[Anonymous No.27528540]

>>27527955
I can hold for years, can Melvin Capital?

[Anonymous No.27528640]

>>27522259
Ranks report in

[Anonymous No.27528736]

>>27528100
At that moment he had a thought that he'd never imagine he'd consider. "I could just cheat," he thought, "and that would solve the problem." He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn't want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn't want it to.
I'm heading back to Colorado tomorrow after being down in Santa Barbara over the weekend for the festival there. I will be making October plans once there and will try to arrange so I'm back here for the birthday if possible. I'll let you know as soon as I know the doctor's appointment schedule and my flight plans.
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that's exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.
As she sat watching the world go by, something caught her eye. It wasn't so much its color or shape, but the way it was moving. She squinted to see if she could better understand what it was and where it was going, but it didn't help. As she continued to stare into the distance, she didn't understand why this uneasiness was building inside her body. She felt like she should get up and run. If only she could make out what it was. At that moment, she comprehended what it was and where it was heading, and she knew her life would never be the same.

[Anonymous No.27528753]

>in the span of a week tens of thousands of hopeful millennials and zoomers lost their minimum wage savings between gamestop and dogecoin

[Anonymous No.27528759]

>>27525759
>>27525920
What?

[Anonymous No.27528995]

>>27528753
>>27528759

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You can decide what you want to do in life, but I suggest doing something that creates. Something that leaves a tangible thing once you're done. That way even after you're gone, you will still live on in the things you created.
Things aren't going well at all with mom today. She is just a limp noodle and wants to sleep all the time. I sure hope that things get better soon.
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an "I" which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?
It went through such rapid contortions that the little bear was forced to change his hold on it so many times he became confused in the darkness, and could not, for the life of him, tell whether he held the sheep right side up, or upside down. But that point was decided for him a moment later by the animal itself, who, with a sudden twist, jabbed its horns so hard into his lowest ribs that he gave a grunt of anger and disgust.
Dave watched as the forest burned up on the hill, only a few miles from her house. The car had been hastily packed and Marta was inside trying to round up the last of the pets. Dave went through his mental list of the most important papers and documents that they couldn't leave behind. He scolded himself for not having prepared these better in advance and hoped that he had remembered everything that was needed. He continued to wait for Marta to appear with the pets, but she still was nowhere to be seen.

[Anonymous No.27529889]

>>27528540
?

[Anonymous No.27531019]

>>27529889
This
Additionally, accounting for the exchange rates from euro (VW) to USD (GME) shows very similar squeeze prices, so yeah its been squoze LOL

[Anonymous No.27531167]

>>27529889
Nobody can prove to me that this situation is at all like Volkswagen in 2008

[Anonymous No.27531313]

>>27531167
its not, thats how time works