/cmg/

[Anonymous No.27513980]

Frenzone.

Fish are frenz, and also food!

[Anonymous No.27514155]

fugg, I'll delete the other one.

[Anonymous No.27514210]

>>27513980
Based Cobbee

[Anonymous No.27514240]

anyone sitting comfy with UBER?

[Anonymous No.27514251]

>>27514155
It happens even to the best of us anon.

[Anonymous No.27514352]

Intradasting

[Anonymous No.27514363]

I would not mind investing in a viable Alzheimers drug biotech

[Anonymous No.27514371]

YOU PUSH IT (SAVA)

[Anonymous No.27514470]

[Anonymous No.27514475]

>>27514251
I wonder when we will be able to go back to /smg/. That ass blasted Pajeet today who kept linking us in the main thread was pretty funny. He's still really upset about his fractional shares.

[Anonymous No.27514515]

>mfw all cannabis is doing fine
>+3.5% portfolio
>my 30 TZA shares are down
I am comfy but restless

[Anonymous No.27514574]

CRBP yes or no?

[Anonymous No.27514685]

>ARKK up 3% again
Insanely comfy

[Anonymous No.27514699]

PoorSickCancerFag from last night.

Just got some fish antibiotics till my insurance kicks in because my jaws flared up beyond belief.

Fish are friends.

[Anonymous No.27514702]

>>27513980
Anyone else smelling a recession coming soon?

[Anonymous No.27514741]

>trying to setup Fidelity account
>can't do shit because Redditors are clogging up the system

guarantee that 80% of these cunts aren't even going to be using Fidelity a week from now, so annoying

[Anonymous No.27514764]

I just checked /smg/ and some anon said it was too late to buy SAVA and asked about SNSS lmao. Holy shit what a shithole.

[Anonymous No.27514782]

>>27514702
Why do you feel a recession is on the horizon, anon?

[Anonymous No.27514800]

>>27514371
>buy SAVA
>drops 10% immediately
>tfw your ass is so fat it slows down the rocket ship

[Anonymous No.27514812]

>>27514475
Weekend was pretty chill already.
And smg was kind of unbearable during market hours before the gmeme shitstorm, so I don't mind continuing cmg during these hours.

[Anonymous No.27514816]

>can't trade this week because account being transferred
Thankfully I realized profits yesterday, and put a big stack into ACEV thanks to Jahy poster's tip. I'll be watching on the sidelines for this week, stay comfy out there

[Anonymous No.27514857]

Salmonchads report in

[Anonymous No.27514898]

I got fucked today /biz/

[Anonymous No.27514903]

>>27514574
should have hopped in this morning. I think i missed it too but it has a lot of ground to cover from that massive dump, i think they pulled an epic fail on their gay canna med

[Anonymous No.27514931]

>>27514816
>put a big stack into ACEV thanks to Jahy poster's tip.
Same! Feels good.

[Anonymous No.27514938]

>>27514800
It's definitely going to sell off eventually but the drug is worth billions.

[Anonymous No.27514956]

>>27514764
Why would you buy SAVA at ATH?

[Anonymous No.27515071]

>>27514574
Its trading on higher than usual volume and that recent 13G from Blackrock is bullish. It seems to just be bouncing off meme resistance lines right now. Its a penny stock, so its risky, but I already picked up bags awhile ago. Up 380% and 150% on 2 different strikes of April calls. If you really want in, set a buy in the low $2 range. It seems to always dip down there.

[Anonymous No.27515077]

>>27514898
in a good way?

[Anonymous No.27515083]

>>27514956
If you can read and use your brain. If you can't then this drug would be perfect for you.

[Anonymous No.27515091]

>>27514699
what kind of cancer m8
Get some CRBP maryjane healer

[Anonymous No.27515099]

>>27514764
>SNSS
I bet SNSSanon is happy that things are turning around

[Anonymous No.27515118]

>>27514898
In a good way?

[Anonymous No.27515120]

>I bought into the commodities super cycle meme
My CLF bags are feeling pretty heavy right now lads.

[Anonymous No.27515153]

>>27514931
>>27514816
Goddamn, Jahyposter really was right.

[Anonymous No.27515184]

AMZN, GOOGL, MTCH, CMG among others will release their earning report after the market closes today bros

[Anonymous No.27515202]

>>27515099
No he capitulated at the bottom after the reverse split and moved into another bioshit.

[Anonymous No.27515212]

>TWST +10%
>NTLA +9%
comfy gains

[Anonymous No.27515213]

>>27514956
That thing in your head that rings "BUY BUY BUY BUY HOLY FUCKING BUY" just echoed and rang for 4 hours in my head from SAVA today.

[Anonymous No.27515248]

>>27515083
Yes, the drug is worth billions but there undoubtedly be a dip which you could buy rather than FOMOing in now.
If anything wait till EOD.

[Anonymous No.27515254]

AQB tip in the last thread already paying off.

[Anonymous No.27515368]

>OCGN
The fuck happened

[Anonymous No.27515381]

>>27514956
>SAVA
shit I paperhands'd it at 53.

[Anonymous No.27515454]

>>27515202
Damn. That sucks. He really should've gotten out when he was up double. I did.

[Anonymous No.27515474]

I'm happy NOK is going solid after starting off this whole thing with 5 shares at 4.46, but I kind of want to get more shares for cheaper. I'll try waiting to see if it goes down back to 3.90-ish like it did yesterday.

[Anonymous No.27515479]

>>27514898
So did I. Fucking AEZS

[Anonymous No.27515569]

>>27514956
I mean I bought at ath this morning and its most definitely not the ath anymore

[Anonymous No.27515593]

its ok to eat fish because they dont have any feelings

[Anonymous No.27515646]

>>27514816
Bless the Jahy poster. I aped into calls yesterday and they're doing good.

[Anonymous No.27515827]

Behold the Amazon Dildo

[Anonymous No.27515855]

Not so much annoyed that I am for missing out on the SAVA pump than I am for being hopeful for an actual Alzheimer's treatment. It's fucking brutal. It took both my grandparents and may well take me, not the way I'd want to go if I can help it.

[Anonymous No.27515869]

>SAVA dropping
Nice, maybe buying at EOD isn't so bad after all.

[Anonymous No.27515907]

>>27514515
>tfw ACB calls
feels good man

[Anonymous No.27515980]

I bought BB at 21.5, how fucked am I? Do I sell and invest in something else?

[Anonymous No.27516000]

>>27515827
>a drill that will pierce the heavens

[Anonymous No.27516056]

>>27515855
At this point you basically either get got by cancer or Alzheimer's

[Anonymous No.27516098]

>>27514938
Just skimmed the press release but it looks like it only reverses 1 or 2 months of Alzheimer's decline. Am I misinterpreting it or would higher dosages do more or what?

[Anonymous No.27516103]

>>27514931
>>27515153
I'm only a Jahy poster, not the Jahy poster, but yes I really like ACEV and have been forward with my frens.

[Anonymous No.27516204]

>>27515855
Same fren. As long as both of your parents dont have it you have a chance btw
miss my grandpa he was the goat. Fucking sucked seeing his mind turn into mush. its one hell of a disease but at least its based for you, wont know either way, youll just forget.

[Anonymous No.27516216]

who wants snacks

[Anonymous No.27516235]

>>27515646
expiration/strike? I did the same

[Anonymous No.27516305]

>>27515980
Just in case you're not larping, you should probably sell that and buy a bunch of spy, and lurk for like 3 months.

[Anonymous No.27516422]

>>27516056
>>27516204
I don't want to become an empty husk of my former self, I'd rather just die. Sorry for bringing down the comfy thread. Almost want to liquidate my entire folio and throw it at SAVA.

[Anonymous No.27516476]

>>27515855
There's a ton of ways to prevent Alzheimers too, or at least dealay its onset. Being stressed the fuck out every month or so for example is one of these methods. And the stock market is one of the ideal ways to do it too.

[Anonymous No.27516553]

Is theta the only way to safely grow a small portfolio (4 figures) in reasonable amount of time? Thinking of running an experiment, eyeing iron condors

[Anonymous No.27516565]

>>27516422
Buy into VXRT instead. It's gonna pump all week until they release their results.

[Anonymous No.27516642]

>>27515827
>Takes up just as much land as the building next to it
>Probably 50% less people can fit in the building
Didn't Singapore experience hell thanks to their building plants? Vermins, high maintenance costs, a ton of extra weight added on-to the building with the only benefit of the extra weight being "environmentally friendly", etc etc.

[Anonymous No.27516647]

Alzheimer’s is a progressive disease. Over time, a patient’s cognition will always worsen. “Experience based on longitudinal studies of ambulatory patients with mild to moderate Alzheimer’s disease suggest that scores on ADAS-cog decline by 6 - 12 points per year”, according to FDA’s Prescription Information sheet for ARICEPT® (donepezil), a drug approved for the treatment of dementia of the Alzheimer’s type1.“We could not be more pleased with these interim results,” said Remi Barbier, President & CEO. “We would have been satisfied to show simufilam stabilizes cognition in patients over 6 months. An improvement in cognition and behavior tells us this drug candidate has potential to provide lasting treatment effects for people living with Alzheimer’s disease. It’s an exciting development.”

[Anonymous No.27516714]

>>27515855
F

[Anonymous No.27516801]

>>27516235
Aug 2021 15c, got 3 of them. Would've liked to get something further out just in case it does nothing for awhile, but sadly Aug was the furthest one. it seems to be holding its gains decently and volume is still pitiful. Hopefully they announce an acquisition target in the next few months.

[Anonymous No.27517252]

>>27516553
thats basically what i do. sell call spreads on a red day while the price action is moving down to get the best price, and try to get 30-50% returns with a strike below the last tested lows. then if you have a run up early that you know will drop later you can open your short leg to make it a condor

[Anonymous No.27517316]

I'm not putting more money in SPCE until the test but you retard have convinced me it's going up so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.27517322]

I bought more SAVA at 65.50. This fact means nothing about future and do your own research and ideas. I manage risk and have it sized appropriately.

[Anonymous No.27517340]

>>27516642
Eh, land in Virginia isn't exactly scarce. The meme plants are a gigantic headache though, you're right.

[Anonymous No.27517350]

>>27516801
nice, I threw in 3 Mar 19 12.5c. I figured since nothing was long-term enough for what I wanted I might as well go for the punt

[Anonymous No.27517374]

It's finally time for me to graduate to a big boy broker, can any leafs comment on the Questrade app?

[Anonymous No.27517462]

>>27517322
I wanted to buy but the British Deep State faggots keep lowering the ask price on it so I can't sell those kikes.

[Anonymous No.27517475]

>>27517316
Pretty sure SpaceX's commercial tourism will BTFO SPCE's so make sure to bail before Q4

[Anonymous No.27517477]

>chance to buy SAVA at $30
>"nah I'm not a retard who buys after a bump, let the chumps do it"
>chance to buy SAVA at $50
>"nah I'm not a retard who buys after a bump, let the chumps do it"
>chance to buy SAVA at $70
>"nah I'm not a retard who buys after a bump, let the chumps do it"
What now?

[Anonymous No.27517479]

>Get PAAS at $30 per share
>Dips to $28 per share
>Plebbitors or Hedge Funds start the silver meme a few days later
>Moons
>Dump it at $36 at EOD
>Silver dumps hard the next day
Thank you reddit, pleasure doing business with you

[Anonymous No.27517530]

Thoughts on TheStockGuy?

[Anonymous No.27517582]

>>27517462
Tinny?

[Anonymous No.27517634]

>>27517530

[Anonymous No.27517654]

>>27517475
I love the retards who try to argument "Elon isn't doing tourism" when SpaceX will fly commercial astronauts before Virgin and have booked a tourist flight around Luna already

[Anonymous No.27517879]

No no no no I wanted to buy more

[Anonymous No.27517917]

>>27517654
He's really brave.

[Anonymous No.27517923]

>>27513980
so what does /cmg/ mean?
Comfy Market General?
Cute Male General?
Cun-n-y Market General? i heard something about auto-saging threads if you use the c word so idk.
Cumming Man General?
Cutting Meat General?

[Anonymous No.27517956]

>>27517252
what broker do you use for this? im on fidelity and it shows me numbers i think are erroneous for max gain/max loss

[Anonymous No.27517957]

>>27517477
>coinflip
>heads
>coinflip
>heads
>coinflip
>heads
>coinflip
>heads

Lol what a faggot wouldn't bet heads at this point XD.
>tails
surprised_pikachu.webp

[Anonymous No.27518071]

>>27517923
Cunny Merchants Gathering.

[Anonymous No.27518101]

>>27516476
stress delays alzheimers?

[Anonymous No.27518102]

>>27517917
If someone told me I could go around the moon but I have a 20% chance of fuckign dying in vacuum, I'd take that bet in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.27518139]

for the past month I have been accumulating ONTX because I had a dream about their kinase drug getting fantastic results. Am I mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.27518162]

WKHS is ultra mega crabby today, what gives

[Anonymous No.27518165]

https://youtu.be/bco7rPyKwec

PBS tried to tell us about the salmon last year.

[Anonymous No.27518211]

>>27517530
reddit needs to leave

[Anonymous No.27518216]

>>27517634
this

[Anonymous No.27518221]

>>27517923
Cool Man Gang (no grils allowed)

[Anonymous No.27518227]

>>27517530
Egotist who pushed GME and is getting views and money off the suffering of his subscribers.

[Anonymous No.27518266]

>>27518071
NO WE'RE GOING TO AUTOSAGE NOW AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU JANNYYYYY

[Anonymous No.27518273]

>>27518101
Not in and of itself, but I read somewhere that an overly comfy lifestyle and lack of mental exertion hastens it. The two advices was some stress sometimes and doing brain work.

[Anonymous No.27518280]

First day in a while that the price has been stable, wish I had been here to catch SAVO instead of waging. Don't have an free cash in the trading account anyways. Peter Thiel seems to be delivering the goods with BTWN, I'm very bullish.

[Anonymous No.27518308]

>>27518102
No internet in space. And there could be a lot worst than death out there. Maybe you can contract a space virus that grants immortality and drift out into the void forever.

[Anonymous No.27518353]

>>27517634
>>27518216
>>27518211
>>27518227
what's wrong with him? seems comfy to listen to while working, plus has some good advice once in a while.

[Anonymous No.27518401]

Ironically this SAVA drop is giving me alzheimers.
Red numbers are not comfy.

[Anonymous No.27518440]

Newbie question: Trying to use Degiro and transfer some money onto it, but it gets denied everytime. Money is withdrawn from my bank account, followed with a message on Degiro that it will be transferred back. I'm doing this via trustly because I dont even have the option to transfer directly from my bank account.

I apologize for spoiling this thread with my newfaggotry

[Anonymous No.27518442]

>>27517917
Danger's probably gonna be on the order of skydiving. You're probably safer in SN 25 than Apollo 1.

[Anonymous No.27518449]

>>27518266
kek, only if it's in the OP.

[Anonymous No.27518452]

>>27518162
WKHS is a slow moving swing stock. Buy at $20, sell after the first crab day. It usually crabs back to around $20 (maybe $25 nowadays), where you can buy again after the first green day.

I made like 100% on them already.

[Anonymous No.27518464]

I am AQB's reckoning...

[Anonymous No.27518525]

>>27516565
>Buy into VXRT instead
What's the target price?

[Anonymous No.27518574]

>>27517956
TDA, you can use their TOS to chart the risk profile and make it easy to visualize, its a game changer

[Anonymous No.27518598]

>>27518401
SAVA theme
https://youtu.be/sM5hlrkaPSo

[Anonymous No.27518623]

>>27518353
I don't give a shit what """"analysts"""" have to say why would I care about some streamer faggot who gets all his ideas from fucking reddit?

[Anonymous No.27518636]

>>27518464
Who makes the bigger fish? That's the true metric.

[Anonymous No.27518662]

>>27518440
Degiro won't accept payment from third party payment apps. You must do it via your bank account.

[Anonymous No.27518665]

>PLTR pumps to 44
>then dumps hard

Yikes. I guess I'll wait for the days of red and then buy back in at a cheapie price, the ride the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.27518680]

>>27518574
yeah tos is great, i use it for lvl 2 data

[Anonymous No.27518737]

>>27518308
Goddamn that's scary.

[Anonymous No.27518825]

>>27518662
Sorry I didn't see that it wasn't giving you the option to do it via bank account. Idk anon, might have to call them or find out somehow.

[Anonymous No.27518856]

>>27518525
Whatever it will jump to after the Phase I announcement. I'd said $20 last Friday, but it just keeps fucking climbing.

[Anonymous No.27519037]

>>27518856
Yeah, I think I'm going to sit this one out. I've been burned too many times to give in to fomo.

[Anonymous No.27519039]

>>27517923
caffeinated market general

[Anonymous No.27519045]

My retarded friend who never invested before lost his savings on GME. He's a /pol/tard and thought he was owning "da jooz".

I'm not fucking kidding but I still feel bad about. Desu I can't even say I bagged 12k off AMC pump because he'd throw a fit. He's a neet with no income too...

Jahy poster better not dump on me on acev

[Anonymous No.27519094]

>>27518662
What the fuck, why is that an option then?

[Anonymous No.27519139]

>VXRT
Buy or no?

[Anonymous No.27519161]

brb drinking bleach

[Anonymous No.27519209]

>>27517374
What do you want to know? The mobile app is kinda bad, but the desktop version is user friendly. I trade using IQ edge.

[Anonymous No.27519248]

>>27518825
I see, cheers bro

[Anonymous No.27519254]

>>27519037
The result will be successful 100%. Just look at their hampster and flu results. There's no way they fail the Phase I trials.

But I get your point, if in the off chance it doesn't work out, it will fall back to like $7.

>>27519139
I'd say yes. Take a look at VXRT posts above. It's somewhat risky tho.

[Anonymous No.27519263]

>>27518139
no this is literally the peak of investing.

>>27519037
just use it for tax harvest if it goes tits up

>>27519045
he deserves it. browses pol and thinks you can "own" da jooz. they only win.

[Anonymous No.27519302]

>>27517923
>Cannabis Market General
>TLRY
>0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O

[Anonymous No.27519320]

>>27518856
>Even with a 25% vaccine efficacy and 10% vaccination coverage, a norovirus vaccine could decrease symptomatic cases in a community by a relative 7.7%.
So 7.7% less vomitting and shidding in Winter?

[Anonymous No.27519369]

>>27517530
Talking about YouTubers isn't very comfy, fren.

[Anonymous No.27519393]

>>27519263
>just use it for tax harvest if it goes tits up
I already plan to do a Tax Straddle this year tho.

[Anonymous No.27519398]

>>27516476
Well, i'm never getting Alzheimer.

[Anonymous No.27519461]

>>27518162
I went up a lot this week and is consolidating

[Anonymous No.27519479]

>check in on /smg/
>still full of retards chasing pumps and begging to be spoonfed
Just a few more weeks bros

[Anonymous No.27519498]

>>27519039
based expanse poster

[Anonymous No.27519511]

>>27519320
I guess so lol. And that with a fucking tablet. We really do live in the future.

[Anonymous No.27519514]

>>27519094
Degiro are fucking retards that's why. Tried to transfer 6k sek on the 22nd and I still haven't gotten my money back.

[Anonymous No.27519586]

>>27518665
I remember that day, I heard something about a $45 call sweep getting purchased on my stock scanner and then it went all the way to fucking $45.

[Anonymous No.27519600]

>>27516098

If its the same meds that my grandma used, it kinda just delays the inevitable.

the symptoms basically slow for like 1-2 months and then it hits them after it

while its good for that time it works, its not a miracle drug

but I could be wrong, as I said im not sure that its the same meds, however, it sounds too similar to not be

[Anonymous No.27519619]

>>27518273
General rule of biology in general is you don't use it you lose it

[Anonymous No.27519621]

>>27519514
Any better options? Trading212 still doesnt allow new accounts

[Anonymous No.27519630]

>>27519398
Omega 3 and avoiding sugar is a way to go too.

[Anonymous No.27519657]

>>27519094
>>27519514
It works for me.

[Anonymous No.27519683]

>>27519393
didnt reply to you. you have nothing to worry about you are going to make it based saddler of tax anon. yeehaw.

>>27519498
season finale tomorrow, you hype? well today for NA but for us europoors its tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27519682]

>>27519461
It1s going back to $25. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.27519691]

>>27519479
What do you think the chances are that the ones that made a profit on GME will lose it all before the end of the month?

[Anonymous No.27519723]

>>27519039
>>27519498
Is this shit good or is it cucked? Would I like it if I like SG1?

[Anonymous No.27519744]

>>27518273
So trade meme stocks to live longer?

[Anonymous No.27519831]

>>27518353
Think about it this way. Suppose you had a killer mind for the market and can pick winners and losers. What are you going to spend your time on, using your talent in the market, or running a social media company that generates money from Adsense and Raid Shadow Legends sponsorships?

[Anonymous No.27519835]

>>27519514
ive had 0 problems with degiro as a fellow swede although filling out the isk formula manually was a bit blää but worth it for the lowest fees in an isk account.

[Anonymous No.27519836]

>>27519682
god i hope so

[Anonymous No.27519848]

>>27519683
Yeah I know, I'm just spreading some tax knowledge. This board is seriously lacking.
Be aware that Tax Straddles have been illegal in the US for like 40 years tho.

But not in my shithole of a country, so woohoo I guess.

[Anonymous No.27519898]

>>27519723
incredibly cucked story and characters but 10/10 CGI and realistic physics

combat sequences are orgasmic, any scene with Naomi is unbearable

[Anonymous No.27519929]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME GME WOULD TO 1000€

[Anonymous No.27519940]

>>27519682
NOOOO YOU'RE GOING BACK TO $25

[Anonymous No.27519955]

>>27519898
Sounds like not worth my time then.

[Anonymous No.27519958]

>>27519744
>"Can't die, need to see how my LEAPs play out."
Gentlemen, we have just found the secret to immortality.

[Anonymous No.27520006]

>>27519723
if with cuck you think "black person in it" then yes its cucked but arguably race as a concept is dead since in the future you will just engineer your baby to be whatever you want. other than that its not cucked and actually based.

its the best sci-fi out there. s1 was a bit slow, s2,s3,s4 were some of the best tv. its by far my favorite show and ive seen sg1 and all the spinoffs.

[Anonymous No.27520013]

>>27519831
Well, I do have a killer mind, but I still come here to post tips for free, so...

[Anonymous No.27520023]

>>27519514
Använd Tastyworks.

[Anonymous No.27520082]

>>27520006
Just based on your first sentence I'm not going to watch it.

[Anonymous No.27520135]

>>27519691
Depends on how degenerate they are. The ones who played with options? Very likely.
The ones who bought stock and made good gains off that are unlikely to lose it all immediately.

[Anonymous No.27520147]

>>27519898
>cucked story
What the fuck are you talking about. It's one of the few shows with complex characters, character development, intriguing story, and no SJW BS (unless you're hyper sensitive and see SJWs everywhere).

[Anonymous No.27520158]

>>27520006
Naomi is written as a Mary Sue but literally every single problem in the entire show is her fault, EVERY TIME

[Anonymous No.27520177]

>>27519955
The first 3 seasons are kino, after that season 4 is quite a different pace and a bit less space sci-fi.

[Anonymous No.27520237]

>>27519848
based bequeather of knowledge. what country is that.

[Anonymous No.27520289]

>>27520147
If you like it then I'm definitely not wasting my time on it.

[Anonymous No.27520288]

>>27519723
>SG1
No, they are in completely different leagues. It's more like BSG, Firefly or ST TNG but way more intense.
A ton of Cowboy Bebop vibes too.

[Anonymous No.27520299]

All my options getting hard green today, except a steelmill one.
Anyone knows if China is coming back to industrial works soon?

[Anonymous No.27520303]

are we shilling tv shows? watch fargo

[Anonymous No.27520347]

>>27519723
There's a lot of shitskins, but it's coherent as the Asteroid Belt is literally Space-Third World.
There's literally zero "current year" politics, no talk about racism, sexism, basically nothing hamfisted.
It's also full of absolutely kino characters.

[Anonymous No.27520360]

>>27520082
your loss anon. letting your prejudice stop you from entertainment.

>>27520158
agreed - which is based. 13%

[Anonymous No.27520396]

>messing around with thinkorswim widgets to learn before I start using it
>see they have a widget to show phases of the moon
Lads I think I am going to go full schizo

[Anonymous No.27520438]

>>27520237
All I'm tellign is that it's eastern europe (people here claim central europe but that's BS).
Most of these post-soviet countries don't have too complex laws around stocks and shit, so most of the common western loopholes still exist.

[Anonymous No.27520452]

>>27519621
Fight thru all the paperwork of opening a tastyworks account. Get a call from your bank asking about your wire transfer and wait a few days before you start gambling on meme options.

Degiro is good I you want to play with Swedish options on an ISK. But the volume on most options are so shit the bid/ask spread can be up over 100% on the less traded ones.

If you just want to buy stocks I'd say Avanza or Nordnet is better then degiro. I think the app looks garbage.

[Anonymous No.27520466]

>>27520147
>complex characters
Holden is a one dimensional savior complex, Naomi is a real strong wamyn that creates problems everywhere she goes, Miller has one quest and then dies and becomes Avatar of Goop, Avasalara just talks shit 24/7, I want Bobbie to crush my head between her thighs, and Alex's actor was fired for sending dickpics to everyone on set lmao

Amos and Peaches are based though

[Anonymous No.27520490]

>>27520023
Du kan inte få 0,375% skatt på Tastyworks...

[Anonymous No.27520603]

>>27520013
Shit posting to anime imageboards is low effort content, the type of shit you do on the toilet during work hours.
Contrary to what Boomers think, running a YouTube channel or Twitch stream combined with the social media channels is a 10+-hour-a-day job.
That's 10+ hours a day opportunity cost that could be spent on making money in the markets. No one that's seriously a market genius is going to take that hit.

[Anonymous No.27520605]

>>27520006
if its in the future and they have todays races? kek looks like genetics is the part thats sci fi

[Anonymous No.27520642]

>>27520303
Now this is a based show at least s1 and s2. Didn't watch the others.

[Anonymous No.27520657]

>>27520396
Isn't there actually some pattern to returns and moon phases? Only like 1 or 2% but it's consistent for some reason.

[Anonymous No.27520673]

>>27519835
I used trustly and for some reason it didn't work. If I ever get those 6k back I'll try to make a bank transfer instead.

[Anonymous No.27520711]

>>27520396
>not buying moon futures
>not into uranus put options
ngmi

>>27520466
That's a bit simplistic way of looking at them...

[Anonymous No.27520735]

>>27520490
Varför använda Degiro då? Håll dig till Avanza/Nordnet istället om du ska inte satsa på optioner.

[Anonymous No.27520774]

>>27520466
Holden is not one dimensional at all. His character is just stoic by default so it comes across that way on the screen.

>>27520452
Fees on Avanza and Nordnet are ridiculous if you are buying NA stocks. Go Degiro.

>>27520438
Interesting and ripe for exploitation. Eastern Europe seems like a good place. I would like to live there. Already working on the alcoholism so I fit in with the culture.

[Anonymous No.27520804]

Is soda good enough for the cobbee club?

[Anonymous No.27520864]

>>27519929
Should've bought NOK my little Asian friend.

[Anonymous No.27520865]

>>27520603
Shitposting with you guys is the only cathartic release I have now, everything else is too strictly moderated these days. I love you frens.

[Anonymous No.27520875]

>>27520711
Naomi is responsible for tens of millions of deaths but we're supposed to feel bad for her because she's a strong wamyn who cries

[Anonymous No.27520954]

>>27520774
>Eastern Europe seems like a good place. I would like to live there.
Nah man, you should skip it.

I've heard good things about Sweden tho. People are nice, the infrastructure is great, and turns out that they are ot as cucked as right wing media tells you. They actually start to hate the boatniggers and could start deporting them in a few years.

[Anonymous No.27520959]

>>27520735
ISK accounts are possible on Degiro.

[Anonymous No.27521035]

Why am I still holding RLC bros

[Anonymous No.27521044]

>>27519263
Ok thanks I'll keep accumulating

[Anonymous No.27521068]

>>27520875
>but we're supposed to feel bad for her
No we aren't? The show certainly does not tell you to. You can draw your own conclusions from the story.

[Anonymous No.27521185]

>>27520865
based and fuck niggers pilled

[Anonymous No.27521249]

>>27520303
Person of Interest, it starts out as a good weekly standalone crime solving/prevention mystery and then turns into full on AI kino. Plus it has a stock market episode and cute girls.

[Anonymous No.27521261]

anyone in here actually have a 4 fig folio like me? I thought i was king broke fag

[Anonymous No.27521339]

>>27515184
thank

[Anonymous No.27521350]

>>27521185
New Card. Whaddya think?

[Anonymous No.27521356]

Wtf why are we dumping SAVA bros?

[Anonymous No.27521382]

>>27521035
The penny stock or the crypto? (Not sure which is worse)

[Anonymous No.27521399]

>>27521261
I have a one figure portfolio

[Anonymous No.27521400]

>>27521044
anon just make sure to manage risk properly... i dont know if you were serious or not but based regardless.

>>27520954
dont think we can deport them would be too violent.

>>27519929
am i reading correct that your average cost was 394?????? WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.27521454]

>>27521261
I have. Keep in mind that most people in the world don't invest shit, so you're already overaverage just to hold some 1k and take care of it.

[Anonymous No.27521457]

>>27521249
underrated show

[Anonymous No.27521469]

>>27521068
There were multiple entire episodes that were basically just sad Naomi exposition, come on man.

[Anonymous No.27521527]

>>27520865
Imagine posting in a community where someone gets their babby diapers in a twist because you said mean words on the internet. Then the community exiles you and not the little piss babby. Normies are 100% incapable of separating the internet from the rea world, probably because they're too stupid to hold two lines of thinking at the same time.

Anyway, buy AQB and UUUU.

[Anonymous No.27521539]

>>27521261
Currently have $2k invested.

[Anonymous No.27521584]

>>27521261
You are richer than 50% of americans anon

[Anonymous No.27521670]

>Mutthomes rookie card goes for $800,000
Lmao that guy is gonna feel real stupid when Patty burns out it two years.

[Anonymous No.27521686]

>>27521527
Based and boomer glowing rock pilled. It's the fucking egos on other forums with their post counts and shit that piss me off too.

[Anonymous No.27521720]

>>27521527
AQB moat is not as strong as they would make you think with FDA basically greenlighting GMO food and making it a lot easier to get it out to the market which evaporates a large part of their moat. they also seem to be a one trick pony and are not researching any new gmo products or anything. they will only do salmon and that is it. TAM of salmon is fairly low while admittedly it will grow like crazy. i think it is overbought at current levels i still have a fair bit though

[Anonymous No.27521743]

>>27521261
my roth IRA is full of bags and AAPL and i cant just deposit more funds into it, and with gamestop giving me like 80k, i cant even contribute more next year. so im effectively working with a 3 digit portfolio right now thats being dripfed double digit contributions every few weeks if im lucky with covered calls. it's pretty brutal
look at the fucking state of this account lads, this is a guy that did +3000% on gamestop but didnt put any of it in his roth because it was "too risky"
FUCK

[Anonymous No.27521744]

>>27521261
I have upper 5 fig and I still feel poor. I won't be happy until at least 2mil

[Anonymous No.27521753]

There's still time to get on the DKNG train. We're mooning on Friday.

[Anonymous No.27521799]

>>27521527
>UUUU
Tempted but how long are we going to be sitting before Congress kicks it into gear?

[Anonymous No.27521981]

>>27521261
I was 4 fig before GME and now I'm mid 5 fig

[Anonymous No.27521991]

>>27521261
Went from 4 fig to 5. :^)
The more you have invested the easier it becomes tbqh

[Anonymous No.27521998]

>>27521753
My account got locked for telling someone to stop breathing. Also got shadowbanned on jewtube comments.

[Anonymous No.27522007]

>>27521400
I'm okay with you guys simply not tolerating them as much.

[Anonymous No.27522020]

>>27521400
I am serious. I had a very vivid dream of opening my portfolio and seeing a substantial gain from ONTX calls+shares and flashes of news headlines about it before waking up. I'm not schizo enough to buy deep OTM calls on a dream but at their current price the risk presented to me by holding shares is small.

[Anonymous No.27522042]

>>27521584
not really im in SL debt . Scared to put all my money in the market.

>>27521399
Wheres that anon who diversified 11 dollars and 20 cents or something like that

[Anonymous No.27522070]

Thoughts on SPOT? I bought it basically at the all time bottom in late 2018. I'm up 120% but I'm skeptical it'll grow much even in the long-term.

[Anonymous No.27522127]

>>27520303
Sopranos
Mad Men
Rome
Deadwood
Borgia
Miami Vice
Boardwalk Empire
Oz
ZeroZeroZero
Twin Peaks (probably the comfiest kino around)

[Anonymous No.27522134]

>>27521469
Haha yes, shit was cash. Fuck'er.

[Anonymous No.27522144]

>>27521350
>no fuck trannies
you had but one job

[Anonymous No.27522233]

>>27522020
fuck it ill buy 1k dollar worth just for the jokes. worst case ill use it as tax harvest. we need to go back to the roots and pay sketchy shamans deep in the Amazonian jungle for stock picks desu

[Anonymous No.27522293]

stop shilling fish stocks you're probably strung out on omega 3's and smell like fish oil

[Anonymous No.27522311]

>>27521998
At least the cops did not visit you at your workplace for a harmless 4chan post like they visited me.

[Anonymous No.27522315]

>>27520303
>fargo
most recent season was dogshit

[Anonymous No.27522379]

>>27522127
rockford files was pretty good, he kept a snubnose in the cookie jar in his trailer kek

[Anonymous No.27522396]

>>27522144
>I can't believe Chad prefers Van Patterns card, to mine.

[Anonymous No.27522414]

>>27522020
When do the Phase I trials end? Isn't it in like ... 2 years?

[Anonymous No.27522425]

>>27522311
Lol wot

[Anonymous No.27522493]

>>27522311
Did you fedpost?

[Anonymous No.27522512]

>>27521261
5 fig here trying to make it 6, halfway there...

[Anonymous No.27522530]

All meme hype aside, don't you guys think BB is a good buy at this price?

[Anonymous No.27522636]

>>27522315
really? sad, i havent watched that one yet. season 3 was pretty middling, but some parts were great
2>1>3 for me

[Anonymous No.27522700]

>>27522530
fuck no unless the people getting out of gme and amc decide to gamble what they have left on bb which i put at like a 10% possibility at this point
all the new retail investors are finding out they dont have the stomach for this game

[Anonymous No.27522745]

>>27521261
Started with 1k in November, at 2.2k now fren :)

[Anonymous No.27522752]

>>27521799
Phew, probably like a year. I'm sure you have plenty of time if you want to wait a bit to get in.

[Anonymous No.27522758]

>>27522530
Around $5 is fair price for BB. They are a failing company propped up on hype and meme-marketing.

[Anonymous No.27522863]

>>27522233
>tfw taking ketamine in a sensory deprivation tank in order to directly communicate with the bogs for stock picks

[Anonymous No.27522878]

>>27522493
wtf is a fedpost

[Anonymous No.27522942]

Who keeps buying CCIV? Still no news...

[Anonymous No.27522960]

>>27522863
https://thestonkmarket.com/bridgewater-associates-uses-a-ouija-board-to-find-investment-ideas/

[Anonymous No.27523086]

>>27522878
Just tell us what you did or said, please?

[Anonymous No.27523152]

>>27522942
Insider trading has already revealed CCIV will merge with Lucid. 8,000 units at 10.6 average
Source: Jewish

[Anonymous No.27523275]

>>27521720
I'm a bit confused, I was under the impression that the AquAdvantage salmon was the only GMO fish approved for market sale? Did I miss something recently?

[Anonymous No.27523364]

>>27522960
>https://thestonkmarket.com/bridgewater-associates-uses-a-ouija-board-to-find-investment-ideas/
infinitely based, gonna go find my old one nowl

[Anonymous No.27523373]

>1-2 days for documents to process to open Questrade account
>10-20 days for WealthSimple account to transfer over
I'm gonna lose more money in opportunity cost than I'll save in commission, aren't I

[Anonymous No.27523422]

>>27522414
The results will probably even longer, cancer studies can take forever to analyze and publish. Fortunately they've got funding for a few years. It's whatever anyways, I've got way better investments that will mature before then.
>>27522530
They will keep correcting for a while after the meme pumps. Blackberry's business model looks weird to me regardless.

[Anonymous No.27523456]

>>27522311
Are you LeXplorer?

[Anonymous No.27523469]

>>27522425 >>27522493 >>27523086
I posted a thread on /b/ along the lines of "You guys are always complaining about alimony. But like aren't babies super fragile and easy to kill? Cannot you just like drop em to the floor?"

Turns out those FBI report screenshots are not always trolling. And they even contacted the cops in my europoor country. I didn't even know what they wanted wwhen they asked me if I have a girlfriend or a small child. I only realized what was going on when they asked if I frequent 4chan.

[Anonymous No.27523563]

>>27523152
I hate to be "that guy" but what's your PT? I think Lucid will be a big deal but dump post merger - that said, it seems to be breaking every SPAC "rules" so far..

[Anonymous No.27523572]

>>27522863
I just talk to ghosts, they give good advice some times.

[Anonymous No.27523640]

>>27523275
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-its-kind-intentional-genomic-alteration-line-domestic-pigs-both-human-food

its getting easier to get fda approval for gmo, im not saying aqb is a bad investment i am simply saying a large part of the argument for aqb is that they are past the fda hurdle and i am simply being the devils advocate here and stating that going forward i think fda approval for gmo products will be less of a hurdle than previously

i still think aqb is bullish just that it may be overbought right now aka if you invest now dont be suprised if you get short term loss.

[Anonymous No.27523671]

BlackRock filed disclosure of 5.6% of SAVA. Doesn't really mean anything since they own almost everything.

[Anonymous No.27523743]

>>27523469
Holy shit, fucking humourless feds.

[Anonymous No.27523862]

>>27523469
this has to be bait, what cucked country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.27523907]

WHY TF IS BABA DOWN!?

[Anonymous No.27523926]

>>27523743

Yeah, I quoted them the
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
And that the goal of /b/ is to upset other people as much as possible
>And were they upset, anon?
They were furios lel

It was super scary at first, but now it's just a funny memory.

>>27523862
Somewhere in eastern europe.

[Anonymous No.27523935]

>>27514800
>>27514938
>>27516098
>>27519600
IN THE COURT OF THE BOOMER KING

[Anonymous No.27523983]

>>27523907
Xi is teaching Jack a lesson.

[Anonymous No.27524003]

>>27523563
I sell all SPACs a few days before merger depending on a few factors as they tend to almost always drop after and I can swing back in if i want it long term like GOEV. PT for Lucid, conservatively is 45. I have sell order at 40 and then a tier system upwards to 55. I would not be surprised given the general hysteria for it to go to 50+ but the vast majority of my holdings will be gone at 50. However keep in mind my exit plan may differ to yours due to my early entry point and manage your risk accordingly.

[Anonymous No.27524046]

>>27521261
I recently graduated to a lower 5 portfolio ($15k) thanks to GME, now it's weird seeing how I often have bigger positions than others, like I'm suddenly not among the poorer anymore.

[Anonymous No.27524119]

>>27521261
I have a mid-five-figure portfolio, but I only have four figures in my degenerate gambling fund, since I only allocate 10% of my portfolio to dopamine chasing investments.

[Anonymous No.27524121]

>>27523671
Never inverse Blackrock and Blackstone.

[Anonymous No.27524157]

>>27523926
>eastern europe
>giving a fuck about 4chan posts

what the fuck lol, I thought one good thing about living in a shithole was that the cops/feds didn't give a fuck about your online activities

[Anonymous No.27524218]

Rate my comfyness

Does this qualify as a boomer portfolio?

[Anonymous No.27524221]

>>27523469
Fedposting is when you post calls for violence and so on.
Like saying "I'm gonna go shoot up X". It's pretty much guaranteed that you're gonna get a visit or get monitored if it's not a clear joke or meme. You can thank all those retarded incels that actually did shootings after posting on 4chan and other chans.

[Anonymous No.27524288]

My meme portfolio has $1400 in meme stocks (was $2000...), can I make money off this or am I wasting my time? Maybe I should have $5000 of play money instead

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.27524335]

>>27514240
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

[Anonymous No.27524423]

>>27524003
Thanks, I've only got 150 shares at a rough $12 average, considered it a pure gamble, did not see it running like it has done. Had similar figures in mind, I'll sell prior to the merger and probably buy back into Lucid.

[Anonymous No.27524449]

>>27524157
They apparently do. The thing is, they got a tip, they didn't investigate, and if I really were to kill a fucking baby, they'd been skinned alive.

They've also cited some law to me like it could be construed as "preparation", and a guy was actually arrested for posting "I'm gonna kill my wife" on FB.

>>27524221
It was somewhat of a fedpost then. Wasn't ironic enough.

[Anonymous No.27524462]

>>27523469
How do the Feds link that post to you. They get an IP address, They say did you post this? You say nope. They say do you know who did. You say nope no idea, bye.

[Anonymous No.27524468]

>>27524218
WTRH will probably be bought out this year.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.27524502]

Sadly blew up my little experiment with SLV calls. Truly a shame!

Starting amount: 95.70 Jan 21
01/21/2021
SENS -> 132.24
1/25/2021
GEVO -> 175.86
1/26/2021
CLOV -> 168
1/27/2021
ENG -> 207
1/28/2021
PSAC-> 250
2/2/2021
SLV $29 2/26-> 51

[Anonymous No.27524584]

>>27524288
>My meme portfolio has $1400 in meme stocks (was $2000...), can I make money off this or am I wasting my time? Maybe I should have $5000 of play money instead
I learned the hard way to not put too much of your money into memestocks. Even my gambling portfolio is more calls on etfs than calls on memestocks. And my boomer portfolio only has a small number of memestocks.

[Anonymous No.27524603]

>>27520303
Babylon Berlin for the Great Depression vibe that
>(You)
Might find yourself in soon.

[Anonymous No.27524607]

>>27524502
what was your experiment? and are those shares or calls?

[Anonymous No.27524615]

>>27523640
Very interesting, thanks for sharing and expanding my worldview fren.

[Anonymous No.27524624]

>>27524462
I could've done that, but I didn't break the law by posting that shit, so it was easier to tell them. Our prosecutors are not out for blood here like they are in the US.

[Anonymous No.27524641]

>>27524288
>$1400 in meme stocks
>(was $2000...)
you should have $0 in your portfolio

[Anonymous No.27524642]

>>27524218
>Tfw you cannot invest in American ETFs due to Europoor laws.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.27524709]

>>27524607
The rules were:
Do no research
Only buy tickers people have posted without any information
Only buy tickers that have gone up a significant amount recently
Sell around 20+%

[Anonymous No.27524732]

>>27524584
Yeah but I'm using this small amount of money to learn the ropes of trading; most of my portfolio is in boring boomer shit.

[Anonymous No.27524751]

>>27524642
Just excercise options dude.

[Anonymous No.27524767]

>>27524157
Weirdest thing is that the FBI cared enough to get the info from moot and then contact your national police. How many years ago was this?

[Anonymous No.27524803]

What is the next SAVA/CRPB?
What about ATOS?

[Anonymous No.27524900]

>>27524709
kek

[Anonymous No.27524925]

>>27524803
CRBP is still in play, shits probably going to at least 4$

[Anonymous No.27524926]

>>27524803
SAVA

[Anonymous No.27524936]

>>27524803
I really believe in VXRT.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.27524976]

>>27524900
My only mistake was not following my VERY IMPORTANT rule of doing no research.

[Anonymous No.27524981]

HOL is boosting

[Anonymous No.27525131]

Comfy :)

[Anonymous No.27525353]

>>27525131
The threads not comfy if your fat ass is in it

[Anonymous No.27525358]

>>27525131
you almost broke even! very nice tranny, love the continual failure

[Anonymous No.27525427]

>>27523671
Blackrock owns literally every stock. I wouldn't put too much thought into it

[Anonymous No.27525531]

>>27525131
how is that comfy im about to do a shit ton of calls on X just to spite you

[Anonymous No.27525616]

>>27525131
imagine if you'd just bought GME with us and sold the top

[Anonymous No.27525778]

>>27525131
remember when you had a million dollars?

[Anonymous No.27525788]

>>27525427
Thanks for repeating what I literally already said in that post. KOPN is fucking pumping.

[Anonymous No.27525980]

What to buy?

[Anonymous No.27526005]

SPCE bought itself a little more time today.

[Anonymous No.27526008]

>>27525131
>mfw the tranny is down -600k

[Anonymous No.27526041]

>>27525131
If CLF doesnt reach $20 by March, I will find you, in Minecraft, and I will hurt you.

(In Minecraft).

[Anonymous No.27526073]

>>27525788
No worries, any time

[Anonymous No.27526116]

>>27513980
Fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.27526141]

>>27525131
Diamond hands on my CLF, too!

[Anonymous No.27526302]

>>27524615
calling me fren... crying rn broo...

[Anonymous No.27526467]

BTWNboys it's fucking pumping.

[Anonymous No.27526657]

Do we need another or are we going back to /smg/?

[Anonymous No.27526787]

>>27526657
have you been there? it's still unusable

[Anonymous No.27526859]

>>27526787
I have not...

NEW
>>27526832
>>27526832
>>27526832

[Anonymous No.27526936]

>>27524468
>WTRH will probably be bought out this year.
Is that a crapshoot on its effect on your holdings?