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What's the chaddiest way to get rich

>> No.2750991

>>2750932
Parents money lol

>> No.2751023

>>2750991
/thread

>sage

>> No.2752023

>>2750932
Being a stock broker.

Jordan Belfort is the god of Chads.

>> No.2752090

Convincing women to spend their husband's money on his stuff while being a part-time stripper on the side.

>> No.2752117

>>2752023
This, banker or corporate lawyer

>> No.2752152
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2752152

have a loan from your gf and put it in crypto

all fiat right now

>> No.2752177

>>2752117
>5'7"
>Chad

>> No.2752188

Pro sports, acting or having rich parents

>> No.2752194
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2752194

>>2750932
Do what I did and have sex with elderly Jewish women in Boca Raton.

>> No.2752231

>>2752194
what

>> No.2752250

>>2750991
fpbp

>> No.2752251

>>2752231
>he doesn't know about fucking retired Jewish widows
Anon, you're never going to make it

>> No.2752267

>>2752251
Explain further please, anon.

>> No.2752271

>>2752251
that is absolutely disgusting

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2752331

>>2752267
It's easy to talk them into giving you extravagant gifts. You should be moderately /fit/, however.

>>2752271
Yes, it is. But oh so worth it.

>> No.2752370

>>2752331
Where do you meet them?

>> No.2752408

>>2752370
Publix, country club, dating websites, etc etc etc

>> No.2752411

>>2752370
California, any city on the East Coast, or Israel

>> No.2752452

>>2752408
>Publix

How do you go about approaching them? And how old are they?

If over 60 that's pretty nasty anon

>> No.2752466

>>2752331
>Yes, it is. But oh so worth it.
why have you sold your soul to mammon anon

>> No.2752499

>>2752452
Just casually check out older ladies and let them catch your eye. They're much more forward than grills in their 20's.

>>2752466
Is ok tho. $$$$$$

>> No.2752555

>>2752499
How old are we talking?

>> No.2752564

>>2752555
50's+

>> No.2752567

I'm horrifically pee shy to the point of mental illness, but that picture is hilarious.

>> No.2752598

>>2752564
How do you tell the rich ones apart from the non-rich?

You're a literal prostitute btw

>> No.2752635

>>2752598
>How do you tell the rich ones apart from the non-rich?
>Boca Raton
Trust me, there's not many poorfags running around, and you can tell who is simply by looking at them. (protip: they're brown)

>You're a literal prostitute btw
Yes, and I'm making more than $200 per fuck. Much better off than whores who fuck sweaty, fat, truckers. If they were smart, they'd be fucking Jews (just like Ivanka)

>> No.2752749

>>2750932
becoming a highly paid pornstar.

>> No.2753691

>>2752635
This is larping at its finest, plz post time stamp with old jewess