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>every other post and thread now has "this is not financial advice" as an unironic disclaimer
im going to be fucking sick
can we get a good old fashioned /biz/ financial advice thread please?

>> No.27504442

>>27504389
Bump

>> No.27504501

>>27504389
buy BTC

>> No.27504507

>>27504389
But Kleros sirs!

>> No.27504517

>>27504389
>every other post and thread now has "this is not financial advice" as an unironic disclaimer
those are all literal redditors (they all do that on wsb)

>> No.27504552

Buy SAVA

>> No.27504711

>>27504517
i am well aware, and i want to take this thread as an opportunity to give them some financial advice
here: since joe biden is going to cancel all student loans in 2022 (writing is on the wall), if you arent investing all of your loan money into the market (preferably crypto) you are fucking stupid

>> No.27504800

Hey guys should I degenerately gamble 100k in options to try to make a quick million?

>> No.27504924

>>27504711
>since joe biden is going to cancel all student loans in 2022
Are you pretending to be a retard or are you actually a retard?

>> No.27504973

>>27504389
teach me /biz/, how do I invest in hentai?

>> No.27505026

>>27504389
get a credit card. it's free money

>> No.27505063

>>27504924
It's a good financial advice for redditors, shut up

>> No.27505131

clean energy ETFs get on that shit immediatelt

>> No.27505235

>>27504552
>Already up 100%
Maybe you need to try their experimental drug

>> No.27505246
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27505246

Suck my penis. Disclaimer: THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

>> No.27505314

>>27504389
Buy BTC and hold for at least 5 years.

>> No.27505420

>>27504389
I like:
>Mining
>Insurance
>Renewable Energy

This is financial advice.

>> No.27505437

>>27504389
>can legally issue financial advice in my shithole
>lose money on doge
>lose money on xrp

>> No.27505444

>>27504924
>interest rates at 0 through 2022 (fed has guaranteed this)
>inflation goal at 2% year over year MINIMUM (fed has guaranteed this)
by all means, take the loan and waste it immediately or even worse, hold it in cash and watch it disintegrate before your very eyes

>> No.27505735
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27505735

>>27504389
buy GME. nobody knows yet but hedgefunds shorted more shares than exist which means they have to buy your shares at any price you set. easy money printer

>> No.27505813

>yeah man you have lung cancer, we’ll have to remove your right upper lobe and remove some lymph nodes from your chest
>BUT IDK DUDE LOL ALWAYS DYOR

FUCK
OFF
KEKS

>> No.27505858

>>27504389
it's cheaper in the long run to pay rent and invest the difference between the interest+amortization vs rent, then buying your house without requiring a loan.
This way you will also never be in risk of losing everything because you ended up temporally without a job.

>> No.27505947

honestly, hard to tell when people are ironically shitposting
but that's why you don't ironically shitpost, you attract the very thing you mock

>> No.27506161

>>27505735
they'll just buy counterfeit shares for 1/10th the price

>> No.27506385

>>27504924
yes