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>stock goes up
>halted
>stock goes down
>

>> No.27498035

You WILL eat the bugs and you WILL live in the pod.

>> No.27498045

time to grow up and invest in a real asset like crypto
all the shit happening on the stock market today are things we warned you about for years and the entire point of decentralization

>> No.27498077

>>27497881
jew tricks

>> No.27498139

>>27497881
No refunds goyim

>> No.27498369

>>27498045
>couple of lines of sometimes malucious code
>real asset

Ok, rajeesh

>> No.27498520
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>>27498045
>real asset like crypto
>has barely any tangential value, your savings could be reduced over half in one night
>99.9999% of cryptos are shitcoins

>> No.27498531
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27498531

d hands has no time for j trix

>> No.27498761

>>27497881
>Price pumps
>allow buying
>price dumps
>only allow selling
>someone keeps buying the lows
At this point I think hedgies and brokers are just PnD'n retail traders, I guess I'm going to hold my AMC anyway since I didn't put much in.

>> No.27498771

>>27497881
i couldn't imagine giving a fuck about any of this

>> No.27498789

>>27498035
You WILL have nothing and
You WILL be happy

>> No.27498854

>>27497881
>hey guys get out of memestonk while you can
WHAT'S THAT YOU HEDGIE KIKE
YOU WANT ME TO SUCK MY OWN DICK
MAYBE SHIDDED AND FARDED
>just don't lose all your money fren
YEAH HOW ABOUT I EAT MY OWN CUM SHLOMO
>please don't
OH LOOK SHLOMO TOLD ME NOT TO SWALLOW MY SEED
*GULLLLLLLPPPPPP*

>> No.27498872

>>27498520
don't forget that 95% of all value associated with crypto comes from the USD from the fake scam memecoin tether

>> No.27498905

>>27498761
they're having a blast

>> No.27498936

lol

>> No.27498954

>>27498045
i invested in land in three different states - you can fuck right off with your fakery and manipulations of already fake shit

>> No.27499136

>>27497881
Im leaving the stock market after this is over.

>> No.27499153

>>27498771
I'm sure that's what you thought about your high school ed too, retarded loser.

>> No.27499276

>>27497881
>stock goes up
>stock goes up
>stock goes up
>stock goes up
>stock goes up
>continue to hold
>stock goes down

yeah fuck off and lick your wounds retards

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>>27497881
imagine using a kike currency to beat kike hedge funds using kike stock brokerages instead of using BISQ to go all in BTC

>> No.27499413

>>27499153
no, i took that quite seriously even though the diploma isn't worth the paper it's printed on

>> No.27499547
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27499547

Everyone and their dogs knows this shit ain't worth $130

>> No.27499949

>>27497881
The market is fixed just like the elections. I don't see anyway to win this game.
I guess it's time to get into crypto before they fuck that all up too.

>> No.27500059

>>27498520
>>has barely any tangential value, your savings could be reduced over half in one night
you mean tangible value you fucking downie?

>> No.27500068

>>27499276
stfu jew, goddamn why do insist on being so jewish?

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>>27497881
>counting is halted
>Biden overtakes Trump

>> No.27500394

it got halted for both rising and falling multiple times today

>> No.27500593

>>27500068
cry harder brainlet. You had every opportunity but were too stupid to take it. zero respect or sympathy for anyone who is lost because if blind greed and ignorance.

>> No.27500982

>>27500593
implying i havent been swinging the shit out of this on plebbitors, nice try jew. doesnt change the fact that you guys are manipulating the market in such a obvious way that 10 mil wsb subs will awaken to your kikery

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>>27500982
forgot pic

>> No.27501407

>>27498369
>literally made up numbers
>in the classical sense of the word literal
>somehow more trustworthy than math
is this the power of reddit?

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>>27497881
Thanks for playing, goyim, please come again!

>> No.27501686

>>27498520
>has barely any tangential value, your savings could be reduced over half in one night
You're literally describing GME