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>smart investor: I made 10% gains annually on my index funds
>coincuck: I made 3000% gains two weeks ago but today I'm going to eat dog food out of a trash can

>> No.2748504

>>2748446
free wood = hunting bow
birds = free dinner
fire = free fire
everything is completely free if you know where to look and youre an idiot for not taking advantage you think wood and birds arent going to be free one day?

>> No.2748512

>>2748504
w-w-w-her is m-m-m-my free lambo? Is it hiding behind the pine tree out in the forest?

>> No.2748558

>>2748512
>Is it hiding behind the pine tree out in the forest?

Yes, but with that attitude of yours you'll never find it you just have to truly believe.

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2748933

>>2748446
5000pc actually and still shorting.
Enjoy your 10pc.

>> No.2748946

>>2748446

Implying you don't have index funds/401k thru wage cucking and use cryptos as a side hustle

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2748979

>>2748446
And I thought that /biz/ couldn't deliver some comedy gold :3

>> No.2748997

>>2748446
kek, so true

>> No.2748999

There is always perfectly edible food behind nice restaurants