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27455961 No.27455961 [Reply] [Original]

These guys showed up at my door asking for my ledger. What the fuck do i do? They won't go away and i can't call the police for opsec reasons

>> No.27456108

>>27455961
You tell them to buy Link and to thank you later.

>> No.27456186
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27456186

>>27455961
Tell them to go to the library tomorrow, because you are not owning that many books.

>> No.27456218
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27456218

>>27455961
tell them you invested in xrp

>> No.27456248

>>27455961
>did not invest in a gun
ngmi anon. How else would you protect dem efferiums?

>> No.27456260

>>27455961
wtf these same guys showed up at my door too. i was in the ledger leak

>> No.27456285

>>27455961
Shoot off a warning shot of salt filled rounds

>> No.27456320

>>27456248
I can't own a gun because of my criminal record

>> No.27456390

>>27455961
Kill them.

>> No.27456454

Now they're saying that they're going to bring more members of their gang, i'm honestly contemplating calling the police, i'd rather be arrested than dead

>> No.27456493

>>27456454
Call the fucking police if this is not a larp.

>> No.27456625

>>27456320
brainlet, all my felonious frens have blackmarket “dogs” as those negros call them. If ur a criminal get an illegal gun.

>> No.27456680

They look like pussies. Call the policy or fuck them.

>> No.27457411

I shouted at them that i was going to call the cops and they left saying that they were going to bring "eco" and "leen"
What the fuck?

>> No.27458586

I can't sleep. I put my ledger in a box and buried it in my backyard but i'm afraid of what they're going to do to me

>> No.27459322

>>27455961
>move funds off of ledger
>put a few billion SHIBA on ledger
>hand over ledger to avoid harm
>rejoice

>> No.27459707

Have your roommate distact them thru the door and go around to the front and gun them down from behind.

>> No.27459779

>>27456320

if ur criminal urself just beat them up with your criminal strength nigger

>> No.27459875

>>27455961
larpers are faggots

>> No.27460303

OP is afraid of 2 women kek

>> No.27461595

>>27459875
It's not a larp, my life is actually in danger.
>>27459779
If they're going to bring 2 extra people i can't win a 1v4

>> No.27461843

just tell them ur a legendary member and they will leave u alone

>> No.27461898

>>27458586
Sup nigger
We're in your backyard now
Where's your shovel?

>> No.27461973

>>27461843
what?
>>27461898
nice one. you actually scared me for a second.

>> No.27462094

>>27461595
this is one epic larp.
subbed, op. I smashed that like button and clicked the bell too.

>> No.27462745

>>27462094
It's not a larp retard
I can't fucking sleep because of this shit

>> No.27462761

>>27456320
>can't
...

>> No.27463129

>>27462745
call an anonymous tip? say hey theres spme suspicious guys trying to break into a house

whats your address?

>> No.27463226

>>27463129
this, just pretend you're a neighbor who's annoyed by the noise

>> No.27463277

>>27455961
I'm a sick cancerfag and have had multiple people try to break in, fucking grow a pair, call the cops for documentation sake.

>> No.27463462

>>27462745
Why are you afraid of 2 trannies OP? Also, prove this isn't a larp.

>> No.27463983

>>27456218
kek

>> No.27465407

>>27455961
fuck i thought at least /biz/ was safe from these fucking faggots

>> No.27465548

>>27465407
Drainnnnnngangggggggg

>> No.27465645

>>27465548
Based

>> No.27465726

>>27455961
Based bladee

>> No.27465816

FUCK bladee, FUCK ecco, FUCK yung lean

Bunch of swedish nobodies turned me into a total faggot. Now all i do is spend my time on this board sucking on the tit of unreleased songs and reading fan fictions of bladees pussy. I want to be normal again, I want to turn on the radio and not automatically hate whatever the song is that comes on. FUCK. I miss getting the aux at parties and not disappointing everyone by playing a bladee song. I went to the yung lean concert and it was easily the worst night of my life, bunch of fat sweaty minorities pushed up against one another, a fucking Vietnamese dude tried to stab me. FUCK bladee!!!!

>> No.27467154

>>27455961
WTF A DATA LEAK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.27467314

>>27455961
Kill em

>> No.27468459

>>27465816
>Bunch of swedish nobodies turned me into a total faggot
You sure that isn't your own fault, faggot?