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>> No.27455029

>>27454959
Who the fuck are all these memecoiners because I'm pretty sure this board didn't have them over a week ago?

>> No.27455171

>>27455029
Shiba wasn't mooning a week ago.

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>>27454959

>> No.27455258
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>>27454959
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .001 shib to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my shib wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my Leash) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my btc wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LEASH to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000001 Sheb to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.27455333

>>27455029
You can have 1 of my shiba for $1

>> No.27455391

>>27455171
>>27455333

Does it have a usecase???

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>>27455391
Store of value. Like DOGE except actually usable due to the supply being capped.

>> No.27455584

>>27455391
Does any coin that's not BTC or ETH?

>> No.27455666

>>27455029
the landscape was different a week ago so people are capitalizing. Right now shib is the most promising one that actually no longer looks like a legitimate rugpull if you do your own research

>> No.27455743

Every dog based coin is a pump and dump. Never hold, never diamond hand. Sell right before the dump

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>> No.27455815

hard to hold when all the brokers are sell-only and everyone else is panicking