How much cash should I have on hand, bros? I'm starting to get a bad feeling...

[Anonymous No.27448010]

Only like 1% of bank deposits are matched by physical cash. Run on silver...GME meme stock potentially crashing the financial system...you can't buy gas and food with silver, at least not in the first few weeks of a collapse. How much cash should I withdraw, frens?

[Anonymous No.27448588]

>>27448010
at least 10k i would say more comfy with 20k

ive been withdrawing 1k a week from my machine because banks are still covid closed here

[Anonymous No.27448665]

>>27448010
aim for about 30k in cash so you can deploy and buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.27448851]

>>27448588
Fuck...I only have like $2k. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.27449063]

>>27448851
buy Doge on the dip, babysit it and double your money in hours

[Anonymous No.27449188]

>>27448010
I've got $5K in hundos in a stash spot because I'm paranoid as fuck, but realistically you should have maybe $1K max in small bills. This is your "no power for 2 weeks" money. I'm going to bleed down my cash stash until I have $1K in smalls and $1K in large.

[Anonymous No.27449707]

99% a head of the game will just $100. Anything over 1k feels comfy enough as long as you have some lead/silver for later on. I hate leaving money in the bank these days and try to only leave enough for a couple months of expenses.

[Anonymous No.27449768]

>>27449063
Aw, you're retarded. It's almost endearing.

[Anonymous No.27449802]

is this thread larp or are you niggers for real?

[Anonymous No.27449946]

>>27448010
However much you're willing to be robbed for

[Anonymous No.27450036]

>>27449802
Are you implying you don't have a stash of physical cash? Are YOU a larp???

[Anonymous No.27450154]

>>27448010
i keep around 40k cash because i don't like it in banks. its safe right here at 203 e walnut in st louis mo though. i keep it under my bed no need for a safe

[Anonymous No.27450255]

>>27450036
i do but thats because im a nigger
you're not a nigger are you anon?

[Anonymous No.27450379]

>>27448010
I keep all my cash in a leather satchel out on the prairie, a nice Mexican guy guards it for me.

[Anonymous No.27450386]

>>27448010
just use a debit card retard, you're not on the fbi's most wanted list.

[Anonymous No.27450415]

I have 0 physical cash, 1 or 2k in banks. The rest is on a crypto exchange waiting to buy the black swan

[Anonymous No.27450443]

>>27448010
>you can't buy gas and food with silver
Haha, not yet. But there will come a time when you won't be able to buy it with fiat.

[Anonymous No.27450513]

>>27450386
i still use cash for sex drugs and alcohol purchases. cant have big pharma/healthcare building lifespan profiles on me

[Anonymous No.27450558]

you're not going to make it...

[Anonymous No.27450581]

Around 5% of your net worth, so $5M

[Anonymous No.27450597]

>>27450513

[Anonymous No.27450630]

>>27448010
GME isn't crashing the financial system you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.27450697]

>>27448010
I'm pretty sure your local habib store would be fine with trading gold for slurpees anon

[Anonymous No.27450707]

>>27449802
For real

[Anonymous No.27450745]

>>27448010
Yes you can buy that stuff with silver.
Silver is a precious metal that we have a finite amount of.

... Do you need to buy things with silver? I will totally sell you anything you want with silver. I'll go buy it with money, and you trade me silver for it.

[Anonymous No.27450748]

>>27450513
Why would you ever use debit for sex?
I would always stop by an ATM to go to massage parlors and prostitutes. Nobody will ever scrutinize that I keep taking out a couple hundred dollars at ten o'clock at night at random parts of town, h-hehe...

[Anonymous No.27450841]

>>27450707
Ditch the hundos and get $20s and $10s.
In a crunch situation where cash money is still useful, you're not going to find a lot of smaller bills to break the bigger ones with.
It's why I don't own silver over 10oz but have most of it in 1oz and 1/2oz coins.

[Anonymous No.27450997]

>>27450841
The other side of that stack is a $K of 5s-50s.

[Anonymous No.27451044]

>>27450745
If there's a run on cash and payment processing goes down your local grocery store and gas station aren't going to take silver. Cash tides you over for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.27451105]

>>27450997
Good man.
Hundreds are absolutely the worst unit of currency in the time of crisis.

[Anonymous No.27451121]

>>27448588
Good luck trying to deposit that back into the banks without them thinking you’re a drug dealer and putting you on a financial tracking list like a terrorist.

[Anonymous No.27451211]

>>27451121
why would i need to deposit that large a sum when a good Dragunov is 13k??

[Anonymous No.27451250]

>>27451121
That's why you don't do it all at once, goy.

[Anonymous No.27451281]

>>27450748
condoms, pills, toys, cant have that shit on a debit card you know

[Anonymous No.27451301]

>>27451105
lol fuck off, you can just buy more shit with a single bill then. Most grocery trips require $100 bills.

[Anonymous No.27451419]

>>27451250
It doesn’t matter, they’ll put you on a list even if you deposit $1k every month because they’ll think you’re acting suspicious. In Canada you can deposit $10k no questions asked but many people were put on the tracking list by faggot tellers. They want to penalize people with cash and will fuck you even if you deposit your good money in their worthless crook banks because really they don’t need your money since banks create all the money.

[Anonymous No.27451493]

>>27451419
I took out $100k a couple weeks ago and didn't have any issues.

[Anonymous No.27451510]

>>27451301
>You can just buy more shit!
>Crisis situation where banks aren't giving cash out and nobody can make change.
Do you understand why having small denominations are better? Other than you walking out of a grocery story with $100 worth of shit while everyone is panicking, you've painted a target on your back.

[Anonymous No.27451660]

>>27451510
>walking out of the grocery store
It's 2021. Even if you're a poor subhuman you can have your groceries delivered.

[Anonymous No.27451714]

>>27451660
>banks don't work
>doordash and everything else which runs on credit magically still is.
You purposely not understanding what the context is here or are you just a retard?

[Anonymous No.27451743]

I used to have a rule of "no less than 2k for emergency use" but obviously this is all dependent upon your own financial situation.
I have silver, I have food, I have a berkey water filter with flouride filters and while I don't have $2000 in cash anymore I do have about $200 in nickels.

[Anonymous No.27451811]

>>27451714
No I'm ignoring your schizophrenic delusions and pointing out that your imagined scenario is impossible. The banks will continue to work, the economy won't collapse. At the worst you'll see America devolve into a third world tier brazilian shithole and balkanize, with parts of it being eaten by China.

[Anonymous No.27451877]

>>27451714
No...no, he's just retarded. People don't get it. So many people aren't going to make it lol.

[Anonymous No.27451942]

>>27448010
I dont need to hold vast sums of cash in a shtf scenario. I just need you to have it

[Anonymous No.27451957]

>>27451811
>At the worst you'll see America devolve into a third world tier brazilian shithole
As opposed to what it is right now?

[Anonymous No.27452047]

>>27451493
I didn’t say anything about withdrawing. Try depositing your $100k cash see what’ll happen.

[Anonymous No.27452068]

>>27451957
Stop being melodramatic. Current USA is like 1970's Brazil, it's shit but it's not too shitty, and there are still pale-ish mutts left. In 30 years America will be a legitimate third world shithole where white people all live in walled enclaves with security guards along the watchtowers.

[Anonymous No.27452104]

>>27448010
go to your local silver trader and stock up

[Anonymous No.27452174]

>>27451811
In 2008 we came within hours of the entire financial system collapsing. Wall street bankers were calling their wives and telling them to pull everything they could out of the ATMs. We were that close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODBPlD0FXOU

[Anonymous No.27452438]

>>27448010
>How much cash should I have on hand, bros

As little as possible.

[Anonymous No.27452546]

>>27452438
I've been stacking for 7 years. I have my silver bags filled. Doesn't mean I don't also have a stash of cash.

[Anonymous No.27453050]

pussies

[Anonymous No.27453243]

>>27452546
this, you should have cash for the first few weeks of the collapse before hyperinflation kicks in

[Anonymous No.27453313]

>>27452546
Ok well, whatever you take out in cash put a percentage of it into nickels trust me, you'll thank me later.

[Anonymous No.27453325]

>>27453243

[Anonymous No.27453458]

>>27449188
>15 yo with no cash

[Anonymous No.27453530]

>>27452047
Just do it 9.9k at a time. It will never be reported that way

[Anonymous No.27453579]

>>27453530
That shit wasn't real even when Carmella did it.

[Anonymous No.27453600]

>>27451121
>>27451419
This is false. The banks don't even notify the IRS until it's like 10k. I had a cash job and routinely put in $1,000+ a month. Bank didn't give a shit. IRS might but that's really only for income. Even then. Look at all the whores online who don't pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.27453654]

>>27448010
Zero cash just a bug out bag and guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.27453772]

>>27453654
Seems pretty short sighted. Not even $500 bucks? Really? REALLY? You own a bugout bag but no cash?

[Anonymous No.27453791]

>>27451121
why would you put it back, their interest rates are so shit you would be better off burying it

[Anonymous No.27453833]

>>27453654
Cash weighs nothing, there's 0 reason not to have some of it. First few weeks people will be like this >>27451811 faggot and think everything will go back to normal and take paper money still.

[Anonymous No.27453907]

>>27453833
Checked

[Anonymous No.27454092]

>>27453654
>>27453772
>>27453833
Worst case scenario you can just use the cash as kindling.

[Anonymous No.27454120]

I have about $70k in my checking account. I realized this is stupid af due to inflation. I'm gonna take out $30k and put it into the S&P 500 or something.

[Anonymous No.27454193]

>>27454120
>put it into the S&P 500
Dude...

[Anonymous No.27454321]

>>27448010
>>27448588
>>27448665
>>27450154
>>27450707
>>27451493

requiescat in pace

[Anonymous No.27454776]

>>27454321
Srsly all these dumbasses hoarding cash and we about to Weimar

[Anonymous No.27454847]

>>27448851
Personally I only keep $2k in my bank account and the rest of my money goes into crypto and stocks. I can't bear to look at too many dollarydoos just sitting there passively not earning me free money.

[Anonymous No.27454885]

>>27448010
I'd say 15-20% of assets, just to take advantage of opportunity. That said, i only have about 5%, but i refuse to sell assets.

[Anonymous No.27455067]

300k in cash. I can't put it in the bank without questions. I live in fear of getting robbed

[Anonymous No.27455214]

>>27455067
Just buy a safe and then a dummy safe with fake notes.

[Anonymous No.27455288]

>>27455067
You gonna try launder it eventually or just leave it sitting around?

[Anonymous No.27455417]

>>27455288
Gonna probably buy Reserved List Magic: the Gathering cards in cash once conventions pop back up and then sell them on ebay for some legally sourced cash. But covid stalled my scheme in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.27455442]

>>27455417
Not a bad idea

[Anonymous No.27455645]

>>27455214
Buying and installing a real safe costs a shit ton

[Anonymous No.27456517]

>>27455417
safdu i thank you so much anon, this is the best idea ever, if you got a nice collection of cards this shit is 100% not retraceable "i just bought some boosters over the years and decided to sell my valuecards". where do i upvote, guys?

[Anonymous No.27456674]

Im black and I store 5k cash in my mattress for good luck.

[Anonymous No.27456792]

>>27456674
>im black
>store cash in my mattress
yeah dude you didn't have to tell us.

[Anonymous No.27457068]

>>27451121
I literally deposited 10k plus a day (old atm scheme i had going on) and i now work for the DoS. Glowies dgaf most are fat 40yo black women. Think about. Ive lived in DC all my life. Thats our govt. a bunch of fucking laquieshas. Think im lying? Go to any govt building in DC. Your tax money at work.

[Anonymous No.27457512]

>>27456792
it literally powers you up and attracts more wealth to you, works even better with gold

try it

[Anonymous No.27457515]

>>27448010
Just keep a grand around in cash, in addition to whatever precious metals you have
I would convert some of your savings into guns, ammo, tools, and dry goods (food that lasts for months in storage)

[Anonymous No.27458028]

>>27453313
>whatever you take out in cash put a percentage of it into nickels trust me
No. I do not trust you.
https://www.thepennyhoarder.com/make-money/quick-money/are-nickels-worth-money/

[Anonymous No.27458565]

>>27457512
Actually based and dragon tier. Having large amounts of gold near you actually raises your testosterone.

[Anonymous No.27458712]

Last time I looked at ONIONbean (test: onions) and Wheat prices, they were $9 and $5.
Where's all the excess liquidity going?
>Bonds
>Equities
>COMMODITIES
>Real Estate
I was wondering when the inflation would really start to hit. Those two commodities alone affect a multitude of foods.
Why aren't you all farmers?

[Anonymous No.27458769]

>>27448010
Run on silver? it’s crashing right now

[Anonymous No.27458824]

Sorry if I sound like a jew but all your money in the bank is FDIC insured while you money under the mattress isnt insured from Tyrone borrowing it

[Anonymous No.27459096]

>>27454193
What instead?

[Anonymous No.27459187]

>>27455645
A decent wall safe costs $70. If you can't cut and drill drywall you can learn from youtube.

[Anonymous No.27459497]

You dumb fucks think cash will be worth anything if SHTF.

I'll take your other shit, though.

[Anonymous No.27459572]

>>27459497
There will be fools who can't comprehend the magnitude for weeks afterwards. Will you fall for it? No, but plenty of normies will be happy to have more fiat dollars to hold.

[Anonymous No.27459742]

>>27459497
>You dumb fucks think cash will be worth anything if SHTF.
Reminds me of something
https://youtu.be/KUsj7EdZigM