/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27442563]

>chilling around the house on sunday
>BREAKING NEWS
>Gamestop CEO arrested for DUI
>also in the car was a 16 year old girl who's not a family member
>bodycam video shows a long rant involving the Jews and chemtrails and how 9/11 never actually happened and the towers are still there

would you still hold, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.27442605]

>>27442563
OK, so here's whats going on to any #diamondhands who are starting to get concerned. The price action you see today is a lie. You can see that through very low volume, hedge funds are actually selling to each other and short interest has actually DOUBLED in the last week. These greedy bastards are getting cocky because they think you're stupid. Heh, well I guess they're the ones that are gonna feel stupid February 12th. Why February 12th, you ask? Well Reddit, feb 12 falls on a friday and that's when Chamath (The Sri Lankan billionaire on our side) is going to exercise his call options at $115. All of them. The amount of covering that hedgies will have to do alone on that date is going to make what's happened so far look like nothing. Our job? All we have to do is make sure that WE and everyone else we know holds. We got this far with our diamond hands, in two more weeks, we're gonna be dancing together on the moon. :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

[Anonymous No.27442659]

>>27442563
bullish af to be honest

[Anonymous No.27444509]

>>27442563
gme goes to 1 million cuz 4channers find this so unironically based.