/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27431214]

>There are people who browse this board right now who hoard precious metals because they think that when SHTF, they're going to barter with it like in Fallout.
And you people shit on reddit for being retarded?

[Anonymous No.27431333]

>literally how it works every time a currency hyperinflates
>holds value during normal inflation
>retarded
ok

[Anonymous No.27431435]

>>27431214
I hoard it so i can buy a new house everytime some shit like this happens and normies panic. Get off my board shill

[Anonymous No.27431507]

I hope OP got his tonsils removed..

[Anonymous No.27431577]

>>27431214
fuck you you hook nosed, squeaky voiced, mutilated dick kike, you are NOT TAKING MY YELLOW SHINY ROCKS

[Anonymous No.27432061]

>>27431333
putting your cash in a federal money market fund beats every metal every time.

>>27431435
are you seriously implying you use gold as an investment?

>>27431507
>>27431577
>no argument
stay mad

[Anonymous No.27432224]

>>27432061
my argument is literally all human history

[Anonymous No.27432303]

>>27432061
>currency hyperinflates
>lol but muh money market fund

[Anonymous No.27432718]

>>27432224
>muh overrused "store of value" argument
like i said to the other retard: put it in a federal money market fund. some of the safest securities on the planet.

>>27432303
hyperinflation isn't a thing for the dollar. keep getting fucking mad because you've sunk all your money into rocks that aren't doing anything for you.

[Anonymous No.27433021]

>>27431333
How do you sell it though? You got some guy that just buys this shit for market price?

[Anonymous No.27433147]

>>27433021
>What do you MEAN you dont want my gold?

[Anonymous No.27433304]

>>27431214

Just like humans have done for 2000+ years. This isn't a new concept retard.

[Anonymous No.27433337]

>>27432061
You must be trolling, no? Are you really this stupid? Can you not “read a room”? It’s not hard to buy low and sell high. It’s probably that you just are too much of an absolute faggot to buy shit that people don’t want at the moment.

[Anonymous No.27433488]

I bet OP sank 10k into Funko Pops that he thinks will get him out of the hole when the recession hits...

ahahahhaha!!

[Anonymous No.27433581]

>>27431214
Hoarding silver is a notorious gay hobby like antiquing .

[Anonymous No.27433774]

>>27431214
I hold physical because it sells on eBay for over spot. Yes I know you typically pay over spot for it as well but I’m pretty sure I could go on eBay rn and get $35 an ounce

[Anonymous No.27433806]

>>27431214
>when SHTF, they're going to barter with it like in Fallout.
nah that's alcohol and bullets
the real SHTF play is to loot and plunder more precious metals

[Anonymous No.27433984]

>>27431214
No we hoard guns and ammo for when the SHTF, Lifestraws, shit like that. We keep precious metals for when the dust settles.

[Anonymous No.27434116]

>>27433774
what about after fee's?

[Anonymous No.27434164]

>>27433304
Humans of a society bartered gold. We aren't going to have a society if the u.s dollar fails, you're essentially betting on society regressing not failing completely which is retarded.

You would be better off investing in bullets. You know, the thing people are gonna use to take your worthless fucking gold from you. Or shit maybe they'll just let you keep once they realize you dont have the tools to actually break it down into something useful because you cant think further than >soooooo shiny rock.

I swear to god with you retards, why didnt you invest in metal or something? Why not toilet paper or copper anything but fucking gold. The most useless, speculative retard rock on the planet.

[Anonymous No.27434563]

>>27431214
>50% crypto
>40% stocks
>10% precious metal
What's wrong with this?

[Anonymous No.27434719]

>>27433304
If there were trade in a total society collapse we wouldn’t give a fuck about precious metals. It would be goods for goods.

[Anonymous No.27434800]

>>27431214
boomers are clueless, what else do you expect?

imagine not knowing that Bitcoin is the new reserve currency and all digital currencies in the immediate near term future will be using it to settle.

[Anonymous No.27434801]

>>27434563
It’s not 100% link.

[Anonymous No.27434854]

>>27433021
>>27433021

You don't?

[Anonymous No.27434887]

>>27431214

In Weimar Germany, you could buy a house for 5 ounces of gold.

[Anonymous No.27434950]

>>27433581
bars especially. at least coins appeal to autistic collectors. smart rich people actually used the silver while they owned it rather than just shoving it in a safe somewhere.

[Anonymous No.27434987]

when shtf i will literally buy your daughter's pusy for two goldbacks

[Anonymous No.27435010]

>>27432718
>hyperinflation isn't a thing for the dollar.


Were you born this stupid or did you have to practice?

[Anonymous No.27435087]

how much .223 for some canned meat?

[Anonymous No.27435112]

>>27434801
I'm 100% link
100% gme
And 100% silver

[Anonymous No.27435192]

>>27431214
The odds of the entire world collapsing at the same time are nigh on impossible. Functioning economies will exist while your country descends into chaos and black market dealers will switch to whatever the strongest global currency is at the time. They will still want your shiny rocks to sell across the border, you'll get absolutely fucked on price but you will get the means to but food, medicine and ammo

[Anonymous No.27435208]

Germany Weimer Republic 1922-1923.
Hungary 1945-1946.
Chile 1971-1981.
Argentina 1975-1992.
Peru 1988-1991.
Angola 1991 – 1999.
Yugoslavia 1992-1995.
Belarus 1994-2002.

We have gone through a lot of currencies in the last century. Everyone who held metal made it through. I would argue a number of first world currencies are on the hyperinflation train. So yes people will just give you new money or trade for precious metals.

[Anonymous No.27435222]

>>27434854
>You know what you should invest in? Something you'll never sell and sits under your bed
Why though. Sounds like a waste of money.

[Anonymous No.27435245]

>>27434164
>it's afraid
Will buy more shiny rocks

[Anonymous No.27435275]

>>27433806
alcohol is incredibly cheap and easy to make. canned meat is a better bet.

[Anonymous No.27435300]

>>27434801
Link is 20% of my crypto profile. Made fun of you guys, but eventually fomoed in at $6.

[Anonymous No.27435358]

>>27432718
>hyperinflation isn't a thing for the krone
>hyperinflation isn't a thing for the bolivian peso
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the real
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the yuan
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the assignat
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the mark
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the drachma
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the pengo
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the scrip
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the sol
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the zloty
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the phillipino peso
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the ruble
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the bolivar
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the dinar
>hyperinflation ins't a thing for the zimbabwe dollar

[Anonymous No.27435379]

>>27431214
In soviet countries gold was used as underground currency(mainly for bribes same as vodka)
Jewelry to be specific

[Anonymous No.27435388]

>>27432061
>for when shit hits the fan
>federal money market fund
Ok I'll just give my money to the collapsed government that sounds like a good investment

[Anonymous No.27435411]

>>27435087
only one, if it's well placed.

[Anonymous No.27435449]

>>27434987
>buy
rent

[Anonymous No.27435533]

>>27435411
Depends on how many are guarding the can

[Anonymous No.27435532]

>>27435358
you need to include debt creation when analyzing USD for potential hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.27435537]

>there are people on this board that buy gold and silver as an investment and not because it looks shiny and pretty

[Anonymous No.27435539]

>>27431214
>There are people on this board right now who hoard meme stocks because they think that when SHTF, they're going to barter with fiat or digital ownership of a dead company
At least Shiny Rocks have been valuable across all of human history and they even pegged FIAT to it until they realized that shiny rocks were too valuable to give to plebs as currency.

[Anonymous No.27435628]

>>27435539
>valuable across all of human history
that was all prior to Bitcoin, which does the same job as gold but far better.

[Anonymous No.27435787]

>>27435532
>infinite currency?
>create infinite debt. problem solved.

[Anonymous No.27435796]

>>27435087
1 if you don't suck at shooting you can get meat too sell. Hope you have more than that tho so you don't get robbed lol

[Anonymous No.27435822]

>>27435628
I sure love my bitcoin plated connectors, or the tiny bitcoin wires that are used in precision electronics

[Anonymous No.27435917]

>>27431214
i refuse to believe this stupidity is organic. normal people are really fucking stupid but the preppers were ahead of the curve. does nobody remember panic buying?

[Anonymous No.27435959]

>>27431333
This has literally never happened even once in the last 300 years

[Anonymous No.27435981]

>>27435628
all fun and games until the sun dabs your entire net worth away. you cant hand me a bitcoin. they wont be digging up bitcoins in jars in 1000 years. your fad is nothing, digits on a screen. no human will ever truly hold one. you cant just enter some zeros on a screen to make more metal

[Anonymous No.27436013]

>>27431214
>An item that has been used as currency since the dawn of fucking man, will suddenly no longer be used as currency.
And i bet your going to tell me that pretty soon everyone is going to give up eating meat as well.

[Anonymous No.27436028]

>>27435222
trips of truth, ammo is probably a better investment than gold.

[Anonymous No.27436076]

>>27435959
tell it to venezuela and nigeria, fiat always falls, just because its on a calculator doesnt mean its proven

[Anonymous No.27436150]

>>27431214
>when SHTF, they're going to barter with it like in Fallout.
In Fallout you buy with fiat bottlecaps. Just sayin.

[Anonymous No.27436201]

>>27436013
no thats some german guy on the world economic forum rn

[Anonymous No.27436208]

>>27435628
A nuke detonated 1 mile above the center of the US will prove you are a silly silly man.

[Anonymous No.27436228]

>>27436076
They never turned to gold. Commodities are fucking retarded and are worth about as much as paper money at the end of the day. More worth the time to hard reboot and just create a new mint

[Anonymous No.27436261]

>>27435539
> the sword is the best weapon throughout human history
> the horse has been the best means of transport through human history
get it? old technology get displaced when we make something better

[Anonymous No.27436300]

>>27436228
1 ounce of silver is 6 months of food down there right now you gigantic faggot

[Anonymous No.27436326]

>>27436261
There is nothing better and gold/silver has only become more valuable with actual use cases outside of "looking pretty".

[Anonymous No.27436385]

>>27433806
>>27435275

>alcohol
>canned meat

Decent, especially in the short term. But what you'd really want stocks of are cigarettes/tabacco, razor blades & durable knives/saws, broad antibiotics (and mid-to-extreme severity ailment type medical supplies in general), things to start fires with (stacks of disposable lighters, ferrocerium rods, waterproof matches, solar lenses, compression pumps etc, long life batteries, winter clothing, spools of paracord/wire for traps and shelters, water purifications tablets/filters, flares for signalling/emergency lighting, just to name a few. You want things that are multipurpose and have overlapping uses with eachother.

[Anonymous No.27436397]

>>27436150
You know how in Fallout 2 the publisher said "It's retarded that people in the future are using bottlecaps, make them use gold because it's inherently valuable" and everyone laughed at the publisher for having a low IQ take on the situation?
You share a board with these very retards.

[Anonymous No.27436398]

>>27431214
Gold, Silver, and Palladium are great insurance. A protection against capitol controls if you keep it out of your country. It's not for poor people obviously, but the more varied assets you own the better.

[Anonymous No.27436411]

>>27436228
>They never turned to gold

Lol you can't truly believe that...

[Anonymous No.27436469]

>>27436300
According to 0 food vendors. Fuck your silver, commodityfag

[Anonymous No.27436558]

>>27434563
Nice
>70k stocks/bonds
>40k crypto
>5k PMs

[Anonymous No.27436641]

>>27436469
yeah because you just called and have access to the media blackout in venezuela. i hope GME goes to zero and you cunts lose everything

[Anonymous No.27436654]

>>27432061
The entire point of holding precious metals is that when the market goes tits up for a few years you can HODL through it all. It's not a bet that the world will end. It's a bet it will be temporary. You dump metals to avoid buy high / sell low.
>hurr durr you can do better buying sp500 etfs in the long term
Again, metals are about the short term.

[Anonymous No.27436725]

Oh, money is meaningless.
But if this is the weapon, I'll learn to use it.

[Anonymous No.27436749]

>>27434164
>people that prep with silver would NEVER hoard bullets and food too!

[Anonymous No.27436779]

>>27436385
A good high quality water filter cannot be underestimated. Get a couple Berkey or Alexapures or whatever and you can probably filter shit water with it. If shit goes south you can make friends just by giving away filtered water

[Anonymous No.27436824]

>>27433021
Sell it on eBay or use it directly to purchase goods? Obviously if you go to a pawn shop you'll get fucked.

[Anonymous No.27436882]

>>27436469
you were saying? or did you just forget to call him?

[Anonymous No.27436884]

>>27431214
In such a situation it would be worth something but it will be very undervalued. Water, food and ammo would be better investments for such situation.

[Anonymous No.27436902]

>>27432061
>>27432718
>hyperinflation isn't a thing for the dollar.
I cant believe somebody unironically typed this out on fucking /biz/ of all places please neck yourself immediately and stop stealing every bodies oxygen you actual room temperature IQ retard.

[Anonymous No.27436952]

>>27435628
>society collapses
>internet’s gone
How is Bitcoin valuable like gold again?

[Anonymous No.27437002]

>>27436641
>implying I invested in GME
LOL @ your projection and both your emotional and financial insecurity. Commodities have 0 value when SHTF. What the fuck is gold gonna accomplish in a society with no state? How the fuck is gold gonna help me grow crops or hunt? Do you fags really not understand the bigger picture of SHTF? No one wants that shit. You come to me offering a rock for a portion of my food supply and I laugh in your face if I don't just blow your brains out for trespassing

[Anonymous No.27437085]

>>27436952
>society collapses
>no one gives a fuck about currency, just supplies
How is gold valuable again?

[Anonymous No.27437093]

>>27431214
t.

[Anonymous No.27437214]

Imagine a portfolio that
>Is heavy
>corrodes/tarnishes
>for making spoons
Silver dweebs fuck off where my rhodium Chad's at?

[Anonymous No.27437230]

>>27437002
werent you just complaining about regression you blind mouth breather? fuck gold and silver lets just go back to not even bartering and bashing each others skulls in over resources. fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.27437297]

>>27431333
If shtf fan you need material. Food guns cars fuel supplies

[Anonymous No.27437315]

>>27434164
Are you really falling for this meme Liberal disaster porn that if "SHTF" everyone is just going to be some atomized DayZ character scouring the wilderness for cans of soup and bullets???? LMAO pure fantasy. Look back to history for SHTF scenarios and it is never like this, communities cooperate, it's in human nature. Not to mention the absolute insane amount of assets the modern state has which wouldn't just make everything evaporate instantly lol. The only places that would get bad would be the places which are already bad and have extremely low social trust as it is: inner cities.

[Anonymous No.27437322]

>>27437002
I can make an antibiotics with silver.

[Anonymous No.27437359]

>>27432061
>putting your cash in a federal money market fund beats every metal every time.
Bruh
Since 1985, no inflows https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1985&firstMonth=1&endYear=2021&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=1&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&reinvestDividends=true&showYield=false&showFactors=false&factorModel=3&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=CASHX&allocation1_1=100&symbol2=%5EGOLD&allocation2_2=100
Since 1985 10k starting, 1k annual:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1985&firstMonth=1&endYear=2021&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=1&annualAdjustment=1000&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=1&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&reinvestDividends=true&showYield=false&showFactors=false&factorModel=3&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=CASHX&allocation1_1=100&symbol2=%5EGOLD&allocation2_2=100

You can't even be bothered to check faggot

[Anonymous No.27437396]

>>27437002
Except you don't have a food supply, you have investments in a money market fund from a defunct government

Enjoy eating zeroes and ones faggot

[Anonymous No.27437468]

>>27437002
Lol you sound like you live in a city. Keep crying about gold when the real issue here is you have zero skills that will help you survive any kind of collapse. Also the fact you don't have any extra supplies to trade proves you won't have enough to make it.

[Anonymous No.27437484]

>>27437396
keked

[Anonymous No.27437604]

>>27437230
Lol that dumb fuck doesn't think people who have stores of food, water and metals don't also have means to protect those stores.

Don't feed the idiots it just encourages them to beg for more.

[Anonymous No.27437629]

>>27436779
Excellent point. Do they expire?

[Anonymous No.27437647]

>>27437468
m8 all this bloke has to do is git the ol bitcoin mine back up on the ol pedal bike genny and shell be good as new. disaster canceled mate bitcoin is back

[Anonymous No.27437713]

>>27437085
Oh yes, I forgot before the dollar money didn't exist....

[Anonymous No.27437740]

>>27437230
What never had value to begin with cannot regress, window licker. Currency exists because there are readily available goods and services in a developed society that make it useful. It literally goes like this:
Not SHTF
>you don't have any goods or services I want in exchange for my goods/services? I'll take your currency so I can exchange it for what I really want elsewhere
SHTF
>you don't have any goods or services I want in exchange for mine? Well I can't exchange gold for anything since stores don't exist anymore and I'll have to travel probably for days in search of anyone who might be interested in it at all so take a fucking hike

This really isn't complex and yet you still don't get it. This really isn't a hill worth dying on

[Anonymous No.27437754]

>>27436902
My sides

[Anonymous No.27437833]

>>27437315
You need to read more fren. Humans cooperate in this situations in the short term, then it gets primal. Look at New Orleans in Hurricane Katrina. The community “rebuilt” and pooled resources for a few weeks, then it turned into a blood bath

[Anonymous No.27437840]

>>27434887
Y’all were saying 6oz just yesterday

[Anonymous No.27437844]

>>27437396
How do you know I don't have a food supply? How do you know I don't grow my own produce and own land that I use for ranching? Enjoy eating your "precious" metals faggot

[Anonymous No.27437906]

Any American who shills for fiat and against commodities literally doesn't know their own history. I bet the confederates would like to have a strong word with them.

[Anonymous No.27437934]

>>27437468
You will die knowing your gold investments never amounted to shit and never had a chance to because no one wants it

[Anonymous No.27437977]

>>27431214
ITs why I invest in MRE's

[Anonymous No.27438140]

>>27437647
His screen shot of his coin wallet is totally legit he will get me back once he finds a internet connection kek

[Anonymous No.27438159]

>>27437844
>>27437740
all i have to do is nest in with a group that does find them of value (everyone but your retarded ass) and conscript a legion to raid your shit

[Anonymous No.27438200]

>>27437840

You can think of it as either 5 or 6, it's closer to 5 but it's a little above 5.

"$100 bought a six-bedroom house in a fashionable street in Berlin, when US dollars were trusted gold substitutes at $20.67 to the ounce." (Reported in Stefan Zwieg’s contemporary autobiography, The World of Yesterday.)

[Anonymous No.27438268]

>>27437844
For one because you don't talk like it at all. Keep larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.27438338]

>>27437740
People who think shtf is a boolean value (you) make no sense. There are varying degrees of collapse. The inevitable collapse of the ponzi scheme that is the USD will really rattle the cage, hopefully to the point that the USA balkanizes. Just because there is a monetary revolution doesn't mean you'll be larping as a fallout character with all your shit loaded on a mule, you'll probably just have a couple long cold winters and eat lots of expensive potatoes. Work will be scarce and silverchads like me will be taking you formerly well to do housewife and her questionably underage daughter for a ride.

BTW there are tons of resources out there to suggest silver and gold have been manipulated to disproportionate lows by paper prices, your post stinks of talmudic usury

[Anonymous No.27438384]

>>27437934
Lol cry harder or go shill someplace else kike.

[Anonymous No.27438406]

>>27431214
Spoken like a true poorfag.

[Anonymous No.27438411]

>>27437977
MREs are for larpers and fags. Get Mountain House pouches or something edible/ won't make you constipated. Before stocking up on a food, try it. 90% of MREs taste like shit and don't give you the nutrients you need. Regular soldiers aren't allowed to eat them for more than 4 weeks before they're required to eat fresh food. My advice: try lots of things you might want to stock up on. If you like it, buy a decent stock and cycle it into your normal meals over the next year or two. That way you'll never have to throw anything away or worry about something expiring shortly and then having to eat it all in one go.

[Anonymous No.27438450]

>>27436779
>buying filters
DIY retard, they're pretty fucking easy, albeit slow

[Anonymous No.27438483]

>>27436397
>and everyone laughed at the publisher for having a low IQ take on the situation?
I'd love to see your source for this because the games themselves admit caps are a retarded barter system since there are more than an handful of machines around that can make new caps with a little work and other factions are all trying to move to a non-cap fiat.

[Anonymous No.27438500]

>>27438450
Please enlighten us on how you are making DIY ceramic filters

[Anonymous No.27438513]

>>27437713
Here is a comprehensive list of things that were used to trade goods in the past
>barter
>shiny rocks
>fiat
You are assuming that when society collapses we will only regress the the previous, when in reality its more likely we'll either not regress (just get a new fiat) or completely reset to barter. No one will give a shit about your rock collection.

[Anonymous No.27438623]

>>27438159
Then you can eat your precious metals together while the rest of the world actually focuses on survival

[Anonymous No.27438666]

>>27438500
Ceramic a shit
Make one with charcoal, sand and stones

[Anonymous No.27438701]

>>27434887
>>27437840
>>27438200
I heard it was 1oz for a cityblock lol

[Anonymous No.27438712]

>>27438268
Believe what you want faggot. You'll be begging for scraps with your worthless rocks weighing you down while I survive

[Anonymous No.27438811]

>>27438623
how are you gonna focus on survival if we kill you and take your food. your female will join the ranks of the other civillians and women and tend the land whilst the raiding party goes for your friends. we shall share in the plunders and prosper

[Anonymous No.27438902]

>>27432718
>hyperinflation isn't a thing
OH NO NO NO
Enjoy sucking dicks for mercury dimes

[Anonymous No.27438907]

>>27431214
>noooo you have to buy bankrupt American companies and hold their bags

[Anonymous No.27438958]

>>27438666
how
any resources you could give us?

[Anonymous No.27438990]

>>27438712
you better go buy some fucking kneepads too btw

[Anonymous No.27439020]

>>27438513
>completely reset to barter

You got any extra ammo?
Yes got any silver?
Yes.
Perfect......

And until a "new currency" is widely accepted by the people of the affected areas is agreed upon. What will be used and what will that currency be based off of?

[Anonymous No.27439035]

>>27438338
SHTF is complete and total societal collapse, the end. The term is meaningless if you can just shift it around to fit whatever scenario you deem fit. I'll be harvesting food to last me for the rest of my life while your shitty Jewish investment rocks are burning a hole in your pocket. Your post reeks of shekel starvation. Nobody is going to buy into your ponzi scheme when S truly HTF

[Anonymous No.27439056]

>>27438513
>its more likely we'll either not regress (just get a new fiat) or completely reset to barter.
Again retards treating 'collapse' as a boolean.
Let me break it down for you
>The dollar goes tits up, everyone in your country loses their savings, it's basically all worthless
>Me, the metalchad, had his shit in silver and gold not some bank computer
>New fiat is introduced
>Your old bills are woth nothing, you're broke
>I trade my metals for new fiat and become one of the wealthy because I actually have money
Gold and silver are universally required commodities for electronics and the world does not exist in a vacuum. If one country goes tits up, I take my shiny rocks to another country and KEEP my wealth, while you take your wheelbarrow of fiat and get laughed at.
Understand?

[Anonymous No.27439096]

>>27438411
Fuck you. I'm buying more MRE's. Im not eating fag, I sell them to commies around the world.

[Anonymous No.27439118]

>>27438513
Trading gold/silver for supplies is barter retard

[Anonymous No.27439149]

>>27438811
You won't kill me. You'll be broke because you invested all your pre-SHTF money on worthless metals while I used mine to stock up on weapons and food. Your corpse will fertilize my strawberries

[Anonymous No.27439154]

>>27434164
This guy read the meme pic about Chechenya and thinks himself as an expert. Look at him and laugh.

[Anonymous No.27439157]

>>27438712
This should be a meme. The gollum-like nimble and light survivor, slithring and scuttling amongst the rocks like a lizard before stabbing you in the back with his wavy kris dagger, versus the over-encumbered rock bearer, moving along like a hermit with all his wordly posessions strapped to his back.

[Anonymous No.27439172]

>>27439035
you wont be able to ignore me when the column ive hired advances on your pathetic garden

[Anonymous No.27439186]

>>27438958
Beware
It's SLOW
I would [/b] that but it don't work in 4chinz

[Anonymous No.27439259]

>>27438990
You'd better go buy some tissues for that runny jew nose of yours because you're gonna catch a cold spending your days begging for someone to exchange their food for literal rocks

[Anonymous No.27439256]

>>27439186
Enjoy the taste of moss and worm shit.

[Anonymous No.27439266]

>>27439035
Still larping as a farmer? What will you trade when you need meds and everyone else already has land and food and doesn't need yours?

[Anonymous No.27439267]

>>27439149
what world would make sense to you where this gaslit version of me isnt stocked on literally everything else i need? you really need to rethink your flowerchild bullshit

[Anonymous No.27439367]

>>27439256
Enjoy your brittle filter that will break

[Anonymous No.27439372]

>>27439035
>He's gonna sit on his ass farming when 'SHTF' rather than leave to somewhere in the world where S did not HTF
And that's why you can enjoy being a serf for the local warlord and I'll be off in another land with my 'boomer rocks' living a normal life.
>>27439149
>Y-You won't kill me
Boom! There goes the back of your skull from 2000 yards while you were out securing 'your' food for me to eat as I migrate out of the country with my wealth stored in commodities.
You only need 1 gun to kill people retard. And this is just one scenario where I blow your ass out at range, maybe I'll even bring some friends!

[Anonymous No.27439413]

>>27439172
Don't feed
>>27439259
He clearly has brain damage, or is just the shittiest troll

[Anonymous No.27439417]

>>27439172
>g-goyim, will you please come help me steal resources? I have shekel-I mean silver for you in return!
>give me food or water or fuck off, kike
Lmao

[Anonymous No.27439421]

>>27439035
There is never 'the end'. People naturally band together and societal hierarchies form. Just because you can go it alone in your warm basement with a computer and pleasant food doesn't mean you can do so when your security is compromised. A whole is stronger than the sum of its parts, get 50 guys with ar15's together and you've got the beginnings of a new government. You're right about one thing, you will absolutely harvesting food for the rest of your life, enslaved on my plantation, and I will invoke the right of Prima Nocta on your wife and all your daughters.

[Anonymous No.27439470]

>>27439372
>serf
no no i like the fight in this one, fucktoy is a much better job, he probably even looks feminine

[Anonymous No.27439559]

>>27439186
thanks brother that looks awesome

[Anonymous No.27439576]

>>27439417
>P-Please sir I need medicine for my son, he's gonna die! We have food and water we will trade!
>*munch munch munch* Eh? That's it? Sorry we only take silver here, we have a farm and purifier already now fuck off *munch munch*

[Anonymous No.27439598]

>>27439413
i just like fucking with him at this point, theres clearly alot of shit hes never considered going on here, specifically sadistic grudge matches with yours truly

[Anonymous No.27439726]

>>27439266
Who says I'm gonna need meds? Not every ailment requires pharmaceuticals and if it's SHTF then I'm not worried about getting diseases from anyone else because I'll be away from them. Still thinking anyone wants your rocks when they have 0 use? Your rocks aren't gonna magically replace whatever valuable resource they'd be losing

[Anonymous No.27439771]

>>27439020
>You got any extra ammo?
>Yes got any silver?
>Yes.
>Perfect......
Imaginary, hypothetical conversations between people that dont exist isnt proof of your investments being sound.
>And until a "new currency" is widely accepted by the people of the affected areas is agreed upon. What will be used and what will that currency be based off of?
We have a central government, you twat. Literally every single time a modern country has switched currencies, the feds just announce a new one almost instantly and everyone adopts it right away. There's no waiting.

[Anonymous No.27439952]

>>27439421
Lol exactly, me and the bois post up on my property and live, anyone fucks with us we have ammo enough for most anything.

[Anonymous No.27440031]

>>27439267
It isn't gaslit, it's just you. You're a fucking retard and you clearly don't know anything about how civilization or organized society works. Good luck getting anything of actual value in exchange for rocks, you're gonna need it. There will be 0 stores, 0 banks, 0 wholesalers, and 0 manufacturers. Who the fuck is gonna want a goddamn rock when it isn't gonna help them replace what they lost in the exchange? It's a scam and you're a good for nothing jew

[Anonymous No.27440060]

>>27439726
Till your dumb ass gets a splinter "getting your food supplies" and die from a infection. Good plan thanks for keeping those fields ready for me and the bois

[Anonymous No.27440132]

>>27439056
>The dollar goes tits up, everyone in your country loses their savings
>I trade my metals for new fiat and become one of the wealthy
So the dollar becomes worthless AND all stocks, bonds, and real estate does too? That's a pretty unlikely scenario. Unless literally all companies go out of business, all non-currency investments will still exist and have value, making metals just a crappy, if stable, investment.

[Anonymous No.27440134]

>>27439598
Hhahaha fair. Can't stop won't stop will be the new name of his asshole.

[Anonymous No.27440209]

>>27440060
>preventing an infection from a splinter wound
That's like one militer of alcohol

[Anonymous No.27440227]

>>27439118
Generally people in barter economies trade goods and services for things they actually need, like food and tools. Not shiny rocks.

[Anonymous No.27440232]

>>27440031
You and the 3 other people with this mentality will be the most experienced cock gobblers.

[Anonymous No.27440260]

>>27440031
have a gander and fist yourself, cant wait to see what you do for a merc dime

[Anonymous No.27440286]

>>27439372
Boom! There goes the back of your skull from 3000 yards because you don't know fuck all about survivalism and you wasted your pre-SHTF years collecting worthless metals that no one wants and not on shit that has an immediate tangible value. Your 1 pathetic pea shooter will rust before you ever see me. You might as well post your gorilla warfare pasta while you're on this retarded tangent because it's the closest thing you'll ever get to being a real survivalist

[Anonymous No.27440364]

>>27440286
>repackaged and added 1000 yards
now you are fucking joking, cheeky fucker!

[Anonymous No.27440370]

>>27440227
or USD. That has value for them as it is a safe way of storing their wealth.

[Anonymous No.27440392]

>>27440132
if the dollar goes tits up then so do businesses

[Anonymous No.27440404]

gold is pointless and gay. economies dont collapse like a apocalypse movie. there will still be an internet, there will still be public transport, therefore cryptocurrency beats any other form of value storage.

[Anonymous No.27440416]

>>27439421
Who says I'll be alone? I'll have my loved ones and my property and you'll be dead at the bottom of a ditch feeding my worms for compost before you even get to sniff my property with your jew nose

[Anonymous No.27440478]

>>27439020
>You got any extra ammo?
>Yes got any silver?
>Yes.
>Perfect......

He then leaves and gets hungry

Got any food?
Yeah, got any ammo?
No... I have silver.
What am I gonna do with that? Got any antibiotics? Fuel? Anything I can use?
No... but you can buy it with this silver!
From who?? Why would they need silver? Fuck off, you can get food if you bring me something useful.

Weeks later a starved corpse is found clutching a bag of mercury dimes

[Anonymous No.27440509]

>>27440416
im gonna buy your mom from the slave market and let the legion have her for a night

[Anonymous No.27440532]

>>27440132
>Stonks
Some will be fine, others will die, depends what you have
>bonds
ahahahaha
>real estate
Is fine but homes are a massive bubble anyway
Note how I said 'savings', not 'assets' or 'investments'.
Precious metals are for storing money. They are not and should not be considered an investment. They are a safety met.
Stonks, bonds if you must, shit like that is an investment for making more money from your money. Buy them AFTER you have some safety metal and remember, only money you don't care to lose.
Homes and other assets are shit investments, real estate is only 'good' because the boomers refuse to let it properly readjust.

[Anonymous No.27440547]

>>27439576
>p-please goyim I'm starving! This metal is precious I promise! It's valuable because I say so!
>*click* turn and face the wall, kike

[Anonymous No.27440608]

>>27437833
Yeah, New Orleans. LMAO

[Anonymous No.27440620]

>>27440132
>assuming it will all happen overnight and you can quickly and easily buy in to the new currency.

[Anonymous No.27440652]

>>27431214
its not for a fucking zombie apocalypse you fucking retard, its for economic recession

[Anonymous No.27440653]

>>27440286
>no u
Yeah, you're not getting let in my compound bitchboy.
>>27440547
>starving
*munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch*
Huh? I've got plenty of food.

[Anonymous No.27440681]

>>27431214
Serious question why does gold have value in this scenario but not the dollar? If you can convince someone to buy your gold then why not just convince them to buy your paper.

It's much more useful as you can wipe your ass with it pleasantly, unlike worthless retard rock.

[Anonymous No.27440686]

>>27439771
>everyone adopts it right away
no, they generally accept precious metals or US dollars. things they can trust. if the dollar implodes everyone with fiat is fucked.

[Anonymous No.27440703]

>>27440547
i like this twisted fantasy of me somehow being a jew.

[Anonymous No.27440708]

>>27437085
>humanity spends thousands of years covering gold and covets it to this day
>th-they won’t ever want it again!!
talk about Bitcoin cope

[Anonymous No.27440730]

>>27440060
Maybe you're weak enough to get killed by a splinter but it literally takes a single pair of tweezers or a knife to remove it and it doesn't take very long. Don't put your hands anywhere disgusting before you have a chance to wash it and cover it up and you'll be fine, or at least I will. You'll die crying and afraid

[Anonymous No.27440780]

>>27440286
>inb4
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

[Anonymous No.27440799]

>>27434164
Ok buy 10,000 rounds, buy gold and silver, and then shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.27440808]

>>27440232
You and the 2 other people who think like you will be the most experienced FMJ gobblers

[Anonymous No.27440831]

>>27440681
>If you can convince someone to buy your gold then why not just convince them to buy your paper.
Because the rest of the world still has a use for gold but not for your nothing-backed fiat rags.

[Anonymous No.27440883]

>>27436902

It isn’t. Sorry to burst your epic SHTF revenge fantasies.

[Anonymous No.27440923]

>>27440730
that same knife you havent cleaned? because you wont trade the local town for some grain alcohol for some herbs or some shit? gang green is a hell of a drug niggy

[Anonymous No.27440937]

>>27440652
Why lmao? Because the closer we get to economic collapse the more valuable gold becomes but if the system collapses completely it just became worthless because you have no value in which to measure your gold.

It's silly, you're rooting on an event but if it ever actually happened then its value would be 0 overnight.

[Anonymous No.27440950]

>>27431333
Literally, if dire times where gold is "valuable", I will put a gun to your face and politely request you hand your gold over.

[Anonymous No.27441009]

>>27431214
Silver was the last thing I got.

>newer truck
>3 months of food
>a shit load of seeds
>10 firearms and 10k rounds of ammo
>nbc mask plate carrier level 4 armor
>ballistics helmet
>water filters
>boxes of nutrients, vitamins, amino acids
>5 acre hideout I inherited 2 years earlier
>my uncirculated quarter, half dollar and full dollar coins
>2 ounces of placer panned gold in vile
>15oz of silver bars
>lifetime of agricultural knowledge
>distillation knowledge and equipment
>then more meme silver for shits sake

[Anonymous No.27441030]

>>27440730
Lol umad, took you a while to get back to me. Are you getting flustered little boy?

I'm guessing you're about 18 y/o and still live with mommy and daddy.

[Anonymous No.27441052]

>>27440950
if were just gonna larp all night ill be you
>*gets shot*

[Anonymous No.27441080]

>>27440260
Read the book and watched the shitty movie. McCandless was a retard that didn't bother to do any proper research into the area he was going into nor how to survive there long term. It's the fucking Alaskan Bush, of course you're going to die if you just stay in one place and don't know what to look for. I'm neither going to the Alaskan Bush nor am I unaware of what natural resources my immediate surroundings offer

[Anonymous No.27441081]

>>27432061
>putting your cash in a federal money market fund beats every metal every time.
Thats why you do naked puts and covered calls (eg GLDI, SLVO)

And mining stocks.

Money markets no longer pay tons of interest, so I doubt they will outperform gold and silver anymore

[Anonymous No.27441088]

>>27431214
The man who sleeps with a knife is a fool every night but one

[Anonymous No.27441106]

>>27440831
And how does this apply to an economic collapse.

Paper is more useful than gold. Let me ask you anon do you have the ability to melt your gold down into something useful? Do you even have enough gold to make a tool out of.


>i-it's used in computers and stuff

Which will be incredibly useful when the economy collapses and everyone's rushing to obtain as many resources as possible.

[Anonymous No.27441116]

>>27440883
>fiat currency
>not able to hyperinflate
you have to be 18+ to post here

[Anonymous No.27441155]

>>27441009
hey now there is one thing im sleeping on. you wanna trade this 5 ounce bar of silver and some 7.62 for like a few of each type? be willing to share some of my jalepeno sprouts

[Anonymous No.27441195]

>>27433581
but the cool kind of gay, not the faggy kind

[Anonymous No.27441202]

>>27440799
Not everyone is a broke ass nigger like you.
Food check
Water check
Armor check
Ammo check
Gold check
Silver check
Seeds check
Fuel check
Meds and Medical supplies check

[Anonymous No.27441231]

>>27440681
dollars only have value because the US government declares that they do by fiat. everyone believes the government will continue to exists in a reliable form, so they believe the dollar will continue to exist in a reliable form. if the government implodes then so does the dollar. countries will want to collect on debts because they lose faith that they will be able to do so in the future, and the remnants of the government will print dollars to cover the debt. this happens literally every time a currency hyperinflates.

[Anonymous No.27441250]

>>27441080
not to mention the alaskan guard had to remove the bus via chinook because idiot larpers like you kept wandering into the woods for it

[Anonymous No.27441271]

>>27431214

Gold and silver was used as money going back to the Caleolithic 6,000+ years ago which the use of means gold as silver as money predates writing.

Gold and silvers use of currency survives the Bronze Age civilizational collapse, the collapse of the Roman Empire, and the Black Death which 30% of Europe. Silver and gold where used as money by 19th century nations which is the worst case technological level we will drop too in the event of a shtf scenario.

Knowing all this you think people who buy gold and silver are retards....

Okay retard.

[Anonymous No.27441275]

why do retards think that life is on a scale of 0 to 100 with 1-99 missing. If the US dollar hyper inflates gold will be useful. It's not a nuclear apocalypse insurance policy, it's a historically sound method of storing wealth.

[Anonymous No.27441318]

>>27440364
Hell of a lot closer to what will actually happen considering your understanding of the world comes from video games and /pol/. You actually believe it's as simple as waltzing up to someone's property and demanding they give you shit, assuming you don't have crosshairs locked right on your retarded face and whatever other LARPers you managed to drag out of the basements

[Anonymous No.27441324]

>>27435275
moonshine tastes horrible and is poisonous more often than not.

But yeah, canned and instant food is what you want to hoard, along with TP.

[Anonymous No.27441337]

>>27441106
>Paper is more useful than gold.

[Anonymous No.27441349]

>>27441231
No it also has value as a commodity, you can do plenty if things with paper easily. Gold not so much.

[Anonymous No.27441356]

>>27440532
>Precious metals are for storing money. They are not and should not be considered an investment.
Why the fuck would you "store" thousands of dollars in some shit place doing nothing when you could be using it to accumulate more wealth (investing)? Because maybe some day the world will end, no really, any day now?
>Homes and other assets are shit investments, real estate is only 'good' because the boomers refuse to let it properly readjust.
The number of people keeps going up, but the land they live on is finite in quantity. In fact, it's even more finite than your precious rocks. Also real estate flipping is the most consistently profitable investing strategy on the market.

[Anonymous No.27441357]

>>27441250
what's a larper?

[Anonymous No.27441437]

>>27441349
kek

[Anonymous No.27441444]

>>27440478
Just leave these retards to their own devices. They're so fortunate the collapse likely won't happen in our lifetime

[Anonymous No.27441446]

>>27435449
No literally buy

[Anonymous No.27441449]

>>27441337
I've maintained this position for years and not one of you retards has disproved it.

[Anonymous No.27441462]

>>27441318
i give you like a week before you realize you ate all your mountain house mac and cheese packets and still have 2 months before your crops bear fruit.

[Anonymous No.27441551]

>>27431214
>gold and silver have been used as currency for almost as long as the idea of currency has been around

"Haha you idiots really think that we will use precious metals THIS TIME? Haha that was so last millenia of human civilization"

This is you being retarded. Now go suck one of these 8===D and fuck off to plebbit you kike vile spewing jannie cock sucking nigger dick milking cuckold

[Anonymous No.27441568]

>>27441444
and you are fortunate the laws of this society still bind me. for now. your bussy will be mine.

[Anonymous No.27441588]

>>27441116

We’re specifically talking USD, fag. Try to keep up.

>it’ll be j-just like my Fallout games

[Anonymous No.27441590]

>>27435917
Actual preppers don't panic buy, since they already stockpiled before hand

[Anonymous No.27441592]

>>27441437
Tell me right now how you plan to convert your gold into a useful tool in an apocalyptic scenario.

Because I'll tell you I have enough cash to wipe my ass for atleast three weeks.

[Anonymous No.27441633]

>>27440478
>Got any antibiotics?
Yeah
Silver

[Anonymous No.27441647]

>>27441318
>>27441318
You have been literally talking about taking what you need from people....

[Anonymous No.27441661]

>>27440509
I'm gonna feed your head to my dog, use your entrails for fishing bait, the rest of your body for compost, and I'll use your shiny rocks to hold up the short leg of my dining table chair. Hey, look at that, I finally found a use for your rocks!

[Anonymous No.27441689]

>>27441551
>implying there has every been an economic collapse on the level it would require for gold to be relevant in 2020

[Anonymous No.27441692]

>>27440686
>they generally accept precious metals or US dollars. things they can trust.
So I just sell my stocks for euros then while you cry in the corner clutching your rock collection?

[Anonymous No.27441695]

>>27441647
damn i was hoping he was gonna notice before someone told him lol

[Anonymous No.27441730]

>>27431214

Fuck Gold and Silver. Buy Steel.. you know which is in literally fucking everything

Ford F-150s aren't made from fucking wood

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

[Anonymous No.27441777]

>>27440478
You're implying I'm stupid like you and don't already have all those other things and more as well. Try harder dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.27441803]

>>27441588
>the USD is immune to inflation
enjoy being the bagholder of useless greenbacks once America goes full Weimar/Venezuela with the USD.

[Anonymous No.27441820]

>>27441661
i dont think you know how big a battalion is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_legion
i can field whatever i want for a year.

[Anonymous No.27441825]

>>27431214
When SHTF you bet my ass chink or ruskie will swarm in. Chink won't let US to collapse anyway.

[Anonymous No.27441828]

>>27441689
Gold was, is, and always be relevant. Gold buys nobility. Swiss vaults dont just fucking sit on gold for no reason, and governments dont hoard it because its worthless. You really are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.27441863]

>>27440653
>compound
Yeah, the only compound you're gonna have is a fracture in both your legs before I put you down like a rabid dog, worm.
>starving
*munch munch* Silver? Fuck off, kike. No one wants your ponzi scheme bullshit. If you're so hungry go eat your stupid shiny rocks

[Anonymous No.27441877]

>>27441730
f-150s are made of ALUMINUM, retard

[Anonymous No.27441916]

>>27441695
Lol dumb shit will try it a night and still get clapped by sentries with NVGs and or Thermal scopes.

[Anonymous No.27441934]

>>27441803
they aren't even greenbacks.

[Anonymous No.27441949]

>>27440703
You're peddling a worthless pseudocurrency trying to swindle people out of their valuable resources. 100% jew.

[Anonymous No.27441968]

Fallout? No. Me like shiny. Me want to sleep on shiny pile. Me like shiny. Me keep shiny because it IS shiny. :)

[Anonymous No.27442006]

>>27441356
>Why the fuck would you "store" thousands of dollars in some shit place doing nothing when you could be using it to accumulate more wealth (investing)?
This is why you will lose everything YOLOing into a stock while I will keep accruing wealth. Stay mad and poor loser.
>>27441449
>I've hard terminal brain damage for years, paper is more useful!
I can make more paper.
Go on, make more gold. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.27442013]

>>27436300
good luck getting food you stupid fuck.The scarcity is on food and essentials not on commodities

[Anonymous No.27442057]

>>27441828
Governments hoard it because it's a currency, like the dollar. And the second the dollar collapses gold is officially worth nothing.

>b-but it was used for 1000s of years!

Yeah, in societies that determined it had value. I dont value your fucking gold. If you barter with me I'm going to ignore it because I cant do shit with it nor guarantee the next guy will want it.

It only had value in ancient times in the role of the dollar and its value was entirely determined by rulers. Surely you realize this right?

[Anonymous No.27442075]

>>27441863
Pretending that your parents things are your things doesn't change the fact that you don't have shit.

[Anonymous No.27442077]

>>27440780
Yeah sounds just like you. It's on par with the fantasy you've created for yourself where people are willing to part ways with valuable resources for a rock they can't exchange anywhere to get more supplies

[Anonymous No.27442102]

>>27442013
i see we have a new competitor for the prize of a fresh box of crayons to eat

[Anonymous No.27442159]

>>27441934
greenbacks is a slang term commonly used to describe any piece of paper currency issued by the US FED/

[Anonymous No.27442183]

>>27441949
Says the kike shilling for the jews trying to stop people from buying silver.
JPMorgan gonna fire you if to many civilians buy up silver?

[Anonymous No.27442200]

>>27442057
>it will be different this time because I say so
Suuuuure

[Anonymous No.27442203]

>>27440923
It's really pathetic at this point the sheer amount of assumptions you have to make about what tools I have in stock to defend your quaint shiny rock fantasy. I've got dozens of knives of various shapes and sizes. I can very easily keep a clean one for this purpose

[Anonymous No.27442235]

>>27442057
so then governments should hoard green pieces of paper then huh

[Anonymous No.27442259]

>>27442006
>go on, make more gold. I'll wait

Oh you really got me there. I cant make it therefore its immensely more useful to me in an apocalyptic scenario.

[Anonymous No.27442312]

>>27442203
bet youve got dozens of dildos in various shapes and sizes. start using the bigger ones youre afraid of, itll make it less painful when i get hold of you

[Anonymous No.27442319]

>>27441030
Lol umad, waiting on my replies to validate your existence little boy? I'm guessing you're not even old enough to drive let alone take care of yourself. Take your meds, cope, and understand that you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.27442338]

>>27442200
It's not different, the scenario you're describing literally has not happened before.

[Anonymous No.27442353]

>>27442077
Little boy. You have been screaming like a petulant little child that you will take by force what you need typing exactly what was said to you just upping the number. At least be original god damn try man.

[Anonymous No.27442432]

>>27442235
The government would be defunct in any scenario where the U.S dollar fails, I dont know why you keep bringing them up.

[Anonymous No.27442456]

>>27442319
wait i thought you said the average goy didnt NEED meds moshe

[Anonymous No.27442460]

>>27442006
>making sound financial decisions instead of LARPing means I'm poor

[Anonymous No.27442477]

>>27441250
You're the only LARPer here. Pretending your shiny rock has any real value and clutching to the claim that your money wasn't wasted. Like I said, I'm not going to the Alaskan Bush. I'm comfortable where I am now and I know I'll be able to procure what I need and don't already have from where I am

[Anonymous No.27442481]

>>27442319
So how closely related are your parents? Like 3rd cousins or like brother and sister? I'm just trying to get a judge on how many extra chromosomes you have.

q.q harder faggot lol

[Anonymous No.27442485]

>>27441803

>muh Weimar
>muh Venezuela

Christ do you have even one original thought?

[Anonymous No.27442547]

>>27442338
Retard
https://www.bullionstar.com/blogs/ronan-manly/behind-enemy-lines-military-use-of-gold-coins-as-emergency-money/

[Anonymous No.27442560]

>>27431214
I only buy precious shot, cast into bullets and then store for the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.27442575]

>>27441462
I give you maybe 4 days before you realize you ate all your hot pockets and cheetos and go out begging whoever you see to exchange their food for your shiny rocks

[Anonymous No.27442590]

>>27433021
Sell it to reputable dealers or on eBay and even banks

[Anonymous No.27442627]

>>27442477
anywhere outside the metro area is an alaskan bush to you spaz

[Anonymous No.27442645]

>>27434719
>fuck i want that guy's goods but he doesn't want mine
>if only there was a universal good that everybody was willing to trade for their goods
fuckhead

[Anonymous No.27442675]

>>27442547
How is that relevant to the scenario described in OP.

[Anonymous No.27442699]

>>27442575
ill be eating your moms pussy in 3

[Anonymous No.27442701]

>>27442477
Lol you'll be happy till your parents finally kick you out. Keep trying.

[Anonymous No.27442725]

>>27442675
How the fuck do you think a SHTF situation looks you brainlet?

[Anonymous No.27442731]

>>27441568
No, but what you can have 2 rounds of .22lr placed in your back. That's all you get. You get the shitty rounds because you're worth less than a game animal

[Anonymous No.27442740]

>>27434887
"Silver prices rose from 12 Deutsche Marks in January 1919, only months following the conclusion of the First World War, to the astronomical sum of 543,750,000,000 Deutsche marks by the end of 1923, while gold rose from 170 Deutsche Marks to 87,000,000,000,000 by the end of the same period."
Dear god its true!

[Anonymous No.27442762]

>>27435959
>This has literally never happened even once in the last 300 years

t. Caveman

[Anonymous No.27442779]

>>27442645
>if only there was a universal good that everybody was willing to trade for their goods

Idk how about the dollar?

[Anonymous No.27442788]

>>27441968
This. Shiny rock pretty.

[Anonymous No.27442796]

>>27442485
>He thinks it cant happen here
Mate have you even been paying attention to how much the money printer went burrrr last year. 23.6 percent of ALL US DOLLARS in circulation were printed just last year. That plus the stimmy checks mean the USD dollar is going to keep losing its buying power but stay poor my dude its your choice.

[Anonymous No.27442805]

>>27442432
the government isn't necessary for gold to have value.

[Anonymous No.27442812]

USD has only 1% or it’s original purchase power since it’s introduction in 1913.

That’s not hyperinflation?

Meanwhile, a silver dollar will still buy what it did when it was first minted.


Crypto requires sophisticated systems to exist -computers electricity, etc.

Silver is silver no matter what you do to it

[Anonymous No.27442817]

>>27441647
Where? I said I can sustain myself and mine. If you think you can rely on the rest of the world after it's gone to shit it's no wonder you sponsor the ridiculous fantasy you do

[Anonymous No.27442827]

>>27442731
>just now catching up to a half hour ago
i like hard to get, i like ya, and i want 'cha

[Anonymous No.27442828]

>>27442575
Not an original thing out of you.

[Anonymous No.27442868]

>>27442057

>the dollar collapses gold is officially worth nothing.

Wonder why Russia has been dumping the dollar for ten years now and now owns more gold than dollars.

[Anonymous No.27442885]

>>27441820
I know how big a battalion is, you're just going to have yourself and maybe 2 other neckbeards at best. You'll field whatever I want you to field when I turn you into mulch

[Anonymous No.27442903]

>>27442740
why would paper marks be a currency? I can literally make paper marks with a piece of paper and a pen

[Anonymous No.27442905]

>>27442725
I'm talking about a scenario in which the U.S dollar has completely failed and the government has no meaning.

In this scenario you're getting your shit stuffed in for your gold.

[Anonymous No.27442907]

>>27442235
>then governments should hoard green pieces of paper then huh
They literally do lol. Every government on earth hoards huge sums of other fiat currencies.

[Anonymous No.27442969]

>>27442805
Yes it is lmao. How the fuck do you enforce its value otherwise, I do not give a shit about it and I'm sure most people will value food over it.

[Anonymous No.27442978]

>>27442075
You should take your own advice. I have plenty of valuable and usable shit. Get a job and earn enough to get your own shit before it's too late, if it isn't already, nerd

[Anonymous No.27443062]

>>27442183
Your money goes directly to other jews when you buy hard commodities. You might think you can hide your jew con, but you've made it really obvious

[Anonymous No.27443092]

>>27442905
Because the government has a lot to say when foreign forces have troops on your ground, right?
In wartime, paper money is worthless.
SHTF is wartime.

[Anonymous No.27443106]

>>27442885
you havent even been able to resist my sexual advances in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.27443115]

>>27442868
Because they're betting on things getting bad but not "too" bad.

It's the retards game. Any scenario where other currency totally fails leave gold worthless.

[Anonymous No.27443138]

>>27442969
>enforce value
do you know what value is?

[Anonymous No.27443155]

>>27440950
*points my gun in your face*
no u ;)

[Anonymous No.27443192]

>>27443062
my paper currency gets turned into shiny rock money, what could be better?

[Anonymous No.27443217]

>>27443092
You've lost me.

[Anonymous No.27443236]

>>27442312
Speaking of dildos, your shiny rocks will be worth more melted down and turned into a giant dick. Maybe I'll just bury your body and use the newly made silver dick as your headstone.
>Here lies Anon, he was a shifty jew that obsessed over shiny objects. Now he can suck cocks and con people in hell

[Anonymous No.27443273]

>>27437214
I have 1 ounce of rhodium i paid 1500 for (spot was like 900-1000, it's the baird one) and 1 kg of rhenium I got bc it's cool and cheap. I know it's at like 20k but they buy back for 16 and I wanted to have 2 wedding bands made from it when I bought initially, so not selling. I also have 200 oz of silver and 8 oz of gold though. Am I going to make it? I have stocks too but I'm 100% in commodies.

[Anonymous No.27443303]

>>27443115

Every nation outside the West is hoarding gold right now. They will demand gold in exchange for goods and services and if you don't supply them with it you will get nothing. Manipulation on the COMEX will necessarily cease and silver will return to a normal 1:5 ratio with gold. Hope you get in in time, if not, good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.27443301]

>>27443217
You've been lost the whole fucking time, it's clear that you don't know how the world works.

[Anonymous No.27443314]

>>27442353
Sorry little one, you don't get the good material. All you have is silver and nothing of real value

[Anonymous No.27443321]

>>27442485
the Federal Reserve's balance sheet accounts for over 40% of the American GDP right now

[Anonymous No.27443338]

>>27442102
>Rich people put their money into dollars or just flee the country
>money is worthless
>people can't find food, let alone buy it
>yes I will give you this dog that I just killed for your shiny rock which I may never be able to live to use

[Anonymous No.27443364]

>>27443138
What are you talking about? It literally doesn't have value unless someone believes it does. Its utility is virtually nil in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.27443403]

>>27442456
Correct. YOU need meds because you're a jewish tranny con.

[Anonymous No.27443444]

>>27443301
You're talking about totally different scenarios that aren't relevant to the fallout scenario in OP.

I assume your unironically retarded so it isnt you fault you like shiny rock friend.

[Anonymous No.27443462]

>>27443364
yeah thats the point. You don't enforce belief in something

[Anonymous No.27443511]

>>27443314
i dont intend to get it, i intend to take it ;)
when this thread ends, ill still be there, out there in the bushes, waiting for you to doze off in your tent, ill wait until you think your completely alone. gonna be a good time

[Anonymous No.27443514]

>>27431214
http://thelondonpost.net/us-forces-moved-50-tons-gold-syria/
pay no attention to stupid rocks nothing to see here

[Anonymous No.27443524]

>>27443303
Nation does not matter if shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.27443536]

>>27440950
Hah. You like little baby. Me strong

[Anonymous No.27443540]

>>27442481
You and your dad share the same mother. I'm sure it's quite the bonding experience. Maybe you can both reminisce about it while you're trying to find out how to make mercury coins edible

[Anonymous No.27443602]

>>27443444
Uh
No
Societry collapses all the same, be it war or an economic crash

[Anonymous No.27443621]

>>27431214
Stockpiles millions in bullion, society as we know it ends. Get shot by hoards of niggers whenever you tried to exchange for goods or disclosed your holdings

[Anonymous No.27443634]

>>27443524

The dollar collapsing would be a benefit for the world, not a loss. The world doesn't look like a Fallout game because the dollar collapses. America simply becomes poor and can't magically print worthless paper to buy everything from productive people any more.

[Anonymous No.27443638]

>>27442627
Right right the great plains region is DEFINITELY the Alaskan Bush where fuck all grows and bears come out to rock your shit. Retard.

[PMG BAKER No.27443640]

I got the next bread

[Anonymous No.27443647]

>>27443462
But there won't be belief in gold during a societal collapse. Why does it hold value while the dollar doesnt? You may be able to trade it between other gold owners but as soon as a looter decides he doesn't give a shit about your gold you're fucked. And the fact that it can be rejected makes it worthless in the first place.

[Anonymous No.27443673]

>>27431214
Just a friendly reminder.

[Anonymous No.27443696]

>>27442699
You'll be eating lead before you touch any woman given that you're a disgusting jew

[Anonymous No.27443712]

>>27442978
See
>>27437002
>>27439149
>>27440286
>>27440547
Should I go back and find more? You're a real special kind of stupid ain't you...

[Anonymous No.27443749]

>>27443638
now i know where you live

[Anonymous No.27443755]

>>27442788
Digit check

[Anonymous No.27443781]

>>27442701
Speaking from experience, right? How are they treating you at the shelter, Goldberg?

[Anonymous No.27443796]

>>27443696
lol your moms asshole will make an awesome pinksock,

[Anonymous No.27443815]

>>27434987
Damn those are sexy, buying some now

[Anonymous No.27443854]

What people dont account for is the possibility that even if shtf and nobody takes PMs over useful goods, we always circle back to having real economies eventually.

[PMG BAKER No.27443881]

>>27443640
Rip, not this one. My bad.

[Anonymous No.27443886]

>>27442827
I wish I were like you sometimes, nothing to do other than wait for replies on a basket weaving forum. Needed and wanted by no one, having nothing but time. But then I remembered I don't need (You)'s to validate my existence

[Anonymous No.27443896]

>>27443602
That isnt what societal collapse means you absolute retard. You're describing the only times gold increase in value(because they're still measured by the u.s dollar) which would be in time of uncertainty. But if thinks got fucked then all of a sudden your gold has no measure of value.

[Anonymous No.27443981]

>>27442828
You won't get the good shit until you have something valuable to offer in return. I don't want your shiny rocks nor does anyone else, Feinstein

[Anonymous No.27444000]

>>27443896
>Society doesn't work at all
>but it hasn't collappsed because I say so
Stop playing Fallout
Gold is forever

[Anonymous No.27444029]

>>27443781
Lol man could you project any harder there baby bitch.

[Anonymous No.27444048]

>>27443106
Right. Now turn and face the wall.

[Anonymous No.27444107]

>>27443106
>>27444048
the clash of the titans

[Anonymous No.27444128]

>>27435959
This literally happened in Venezuela in the last 5 years.
Where’s the anon that gave his sister a roll of mercs? He knew things were gonna get bad and sent that to her. Fed her family for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.27444161]

>>27443981
You have over played your hand. We all know you are larping and got nothing.

[Anonymous No.27444198]

>>27443192
Having something that people would actually want to exchange their shit for, for starters.

[Anonymous No.27444334]

>>27444198
You seem to think people have metals or nothing... Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.27444347]

>>27444000
No fuck gold its worthless.

[Anonymous No.27444350]

>>27434719
You have never read a book or are actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.27444461]

>>27444350
good times create weak men

[Anonymous No.27444478]

>>27438411
Central and Eastern European MREs are pretty damn tasty, though expensive. Nutritious and calorie dense, too.

[Anonymous No.27444479]

>>27441590
This is true. The whole ammo/food/silver shortage doesn’t scare me
>t. Prepped

[Anonymous No.27444581]

>>27442485
Why do you worship your government as god? Creepy incel, have sex.

[Anonymous No.27444627]

>>27443511
All you're gonna get is a mouthful of dirt and a throatful of cold steel. I'll make it quick so you don't have to suffer

[Anonymous No.27444651]

>>27431214
I HODL btc eth xmr link band uma Ada xrp xlm fil ar nms Hns xhv bal CKB zec scrt silver coins silver bullion gold coins gold bullion copper bronze lead graphite freeze dried food meds and yes fucking guns and fucking ammo. And guess what I bought most recently because I saw the memes forming? Fucking silver you tard in already up 20% on the stack I bought. Nobody knows what’s going to happen but everything and hold forever.

[Anonymous No.27444714]

>>27444347
That's why the US keeps making gold barter kits to send people to war.
I'm impressed that you can even use the internet considering how retarded you are.

[Anonymous No.27444737]

>>27443712
Literally nothing you quoted indicates that I'd have any intention of getting things from other people when SHTF. Congratulations on yet another failure, dick for brains

[Anonymous No.27444739]

>>27444627
all your gonna get is a mouthful of flesh and seed, ill take my time so you can savor it

[Anonymous No.27444790]

>>27444347
ever wonderd why whores are calld gold diggers?
well now you have google so you can find out

[Anonymous No.27444822]

>>27443749
Good luck finding me. The great plains region spans thousands of miles and at least 7 states

[Anonymous No.27444872]

>>27444737
Excuse me. Killing people for the sake of having or using silver... Could you glow any harder?

[Anonymous No.27444886]

>>27443796
Your asshole will make excellent dog chow

[Anonymous No.27444969]

>>27444029
You sure can. You've been doing it this whole time. You are 100% bitch made. It's really sad.

[Anonymous No.27444985]

>>27444822
Whos the 1 faggot out here who for whatever reason hates silver and gold? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[Anonymous No.27445006]

>>27433021
Be me in 2002
>Lend friend $500
>A half of year passes.
>Friend and wife go on Baja cruse.
>angry.bmp
>See friend, don't worry bro I got some gold and silver.
>I don't want your mexican gold plated tokens.
>He gives me a 1/2 gold peso, a 1/2 gold eagle and two silver bullion...
>went to exchange. The only coin that was real was the silver bullion.
>Dude, its all fake except the cheap silver.
>Gives me 6 fucked up looking coins and a gold bracelet...
>Go to collector and he offers $25K for coins...
>Sell one coin for $3K.
>Buy three real golden eagles for $1000
>Go back to friend give him his gold bracelet, 5 coins and 2K. Don't say nothing about the real eagles, i just bought.
>I still have those eagles.

[Anonymous No.27445056]

>>27444822
you see. im not actually a human, im an immagitchu. a fleshwalker lookin for booty. i have all of time. and i will find you

[Anonymous No.27445060]

>>27444886
Not before your moms has been blown out by me and the bois as you watch. Having your dog eat out my ass is just a bonus at that point.

[Anonymous No.27445086]

>>27443673
So whose next? the Chinks? the Nips? the Russkies?

[Anonymous No.27445128]

>>27444347
Gold is never going to be useless because even if it had no actual uses, people like gold. It's shiny and it makes people happy to have it. Why do you think it became valuable in the first place? We could regress back to frontier towns and petty warlords, and the warlords and shopkeepers will still want gold.

[Anonymous No.27445134]

>>27444161
You can continue to believe what you want. You'll still be the desperate starving jew begging for scraps because no one wants your worthless light reflecting minerals while I'm busy baking bread and curing freshly butchered meat to keep me and mine fed

[Anonymous No.27445161]

>>27445086
The russkies after China and India go at eachother

[Anonymous No.27445166]

>>27444714
Yeah that's not exactly relevant for when the government no longer backs it with their currency but I think crypto would do that job even better and more efficiently.

[Anonymous No.27445192]

>>27445128
tell me more of this "petty warlord" i could get use to this role

[Anonymous No.27445222]

>>27444334
Your metals are a liability at best. They take up space and nothing more. Show me on the doll where soft commodities hurt you

[Anonymous No.27445250]

>>27445128
Holy shit thank you for finally admitting this.

If all you retards would just say "I like shiny rock" then I'd have no problem with your argument. Just stop pretending that itll mean anything to anyone but you when shit hits the fan.

[Anonymous No.27445257]

>>27445166
Because there was government backed gold in 6000BC
Get fucking real you smooth-pea brained retard

[Anonymous No.27445298]

>>27445222
show me on the doll where i can take up some of your 'space'