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>> No.27430944
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"It's not about the money, bruh... hold!!"

>> No.27431083

how rekt is he bros?

>> No.27431086


>> No.27431142

who are these people

>> No.27431180
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Check this out

>> No.27431191

how the fuck do you get 20 grand of student loans in cash

>> No.27431205
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i hope this is just bait.. oh is that reddit? then i want it to be true

>> No.27431277

>the rich people are the ones making me poor

>> No.27431287

tyrannosaurus rekt

>> No.27431294

If he has patience hell probably make it all back within the week

>> No.27431341

what the actual fuck? they should quarantine that subreddit, they're just scamming people at this point

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>*loses a lot*

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>> No.27431470

I remember people taking out loans to buy LINK.

>> No.27431484

Its copper silver was a diversion. price is super low right now. the news is pumping silver but they just pushed all that green energy crap that requires massive amounts of copper. buy copper plus if they go after bullets cost of copper goes up to. copper copper copper dude.

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Not quarantined, but purged

>> No.27431566
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Hi hedgie bot.

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>> No.27431701

Jesus fucking Christ and there blocking all silver posts there rn fucking morons. If your such a brainlet that you bought gme at the top of the fomo with your tuition money you absolutely deserve to be poor af.

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Graphite my dude

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Check this one out

>> No.27431901

>gambling your student loan money on an almost certain loss

Still, a better use for it than college.

>> No.27431919

makes me feel sick

>> No.27431963

what the fuck is he doing....

>> No.27431968

We aren't going to use lithium-ion in 10 years my dude

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It's not about the money dude, it's about forcing you to commit financial suicide so that the billionarino skips on buying his second mansion

>> No.27432011

these wiggers really think we live in a movie.

>> No.27432069

this must be fake....

>> No.27432126

Any sort of precious metal is worth hanging onto. I got some silver for the long stretch because it is indeed undervalued, but I'm not expecting some massive squeeze or some shit.

>> No.27432190

>I'm poor
Thank you for receiving the message

>> No.27432198

of course it is. his gf's DOM for fuck sake! Still felt the vicarious shame and self-loathing though, so they did good.

>> No.27432218

its probably not a loan and just saved money or parents allowance.

>> No.27432326

How do people not realize you don't invest money you can't afford to throw in a garbage can and forget about it

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>> No.27432375

that's just Reddit's sense of humor. The dom part isn't real but the rest is.

>> No.27432416

These are the kind of people who throw bricks into the windows of $200,000 homes which shouting about class warfare.

>> No.27432445

>that's just Reddit's sense of humor
how would you know?

>> No.27432477

How low does your IQ have to be to risk your entire life savings/college tuition on something that has gone up 1000% in the last month? Do these idiots have no understanding of risk/reward?

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>> No.27432602

I'll admit I was somewhat excited by the hype. Thought I was late in November and started looking at other overly shorted names. Bought AMRS. I also figured it was over by close of business Friday. The reason normies won't make it is threefold. They can't reign in their useless spending, they aren't actually interested in making money beyond the surface level, and they're dumb niggers

>> No.27432610

>putting $25K into the blockbuster video of video games
holy shit

>> No.27432613

no reddit people really do be like that

>> No.27432614

Just from the past few days of exposure to Reddit. Easy to pick up.

>> No.27432695

These people have never bought stock and aren't willing to do research. I'm buying crypto (Dexg) for the first time and I'm at least reading the whitepaper while asking questions. People are lazy and greedy. If you're conservative and thoughtful, you can do alright in the market it seems. I was intimidated previously for nothing.

>> No.27432700

LMAO I ALMOST feel sorry for this dumb faggot but not really
Imagine buying in at 300 on a stock that was $7 before the attention phase
Imagine not realizing $400+ on a $7 stock IS A MOON

>> No.27432730

im getting chainlink vibes
this shit is gonna be worth more than fucking amazon and fast

>> No.27432755

i'll accept that answer

>> No.27432783

my guess is that most of this shit is fake to cause FUD.
it works because it lets you feel smart for two seconds laughing at some dumb "person"'s mistake

best way to trick someone - let him feel smart.

>> No.27432800

I'm getting "you're a retard" vibes

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>> No.27432827

>Total allocated
He has more than that, why dont just reallocate if he couldnt afford to lose that specific 25k?

>> No.27432869

RETARD lmao reddit fags are funny

>> No.27432868

Same account posted an hour earlier saying he put 25k into AMC. Stop being retarded.

>> No.27432874

Is this guy like indonesian. Surely he understands people are going to dip out

>> No.27432875

Why are some people so fucking stupid. WHY.

>> No.27432887

Occam's razor dictates that this retard actually bought 25k in meme stocks midway to peak and you're a coping faggot overdosing on copium

>> No.27432892

>bought at 400 twice
I get FOMO but come the fuck on

>> No.27432910


my man, cheers to you, finally.. the right people will have their moment, instead of the normie wage cucks that deserve to drown in their obedience

>> No.27432935

because they took our humor

>> No.27432954

>the news reported it, it must be true
fucking lemming

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>Buying at 400 dollars.
Holy fuck, this guy is so fucked that it's not even funny.

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Quite the opposite retard.

>> No.27433218

Bought 1 GME share for the bants because I don't even trade stocks. But I made 5k swapping Doges so that's fine. For all I care GME goes bankrupt.

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>> No.27433297

>/biz/ is now a stock themed pol, just like v is a video game themed pol
fuck tourists and fuck reddit

>> No.27433311

I honestly don't feel too bad about losing on this anymore. Ouch.

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>buying after stock went up 1000%
>not recognizing the short interest didn’t change because new positions were opened at $300
Where my non-bag holders at?

>> No.27433387

drumpf lost

>> No.27433392

Wow it's almost as if the media is reporting on something because it's actually fucking happening.

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>> No.27433453

did dfv solded yet

>> No.27433484

This is obviously FUD. You guys are all terrible at this

>> No.27433486

>my girlfrriend's dom
wtf is a dom?

>> No.27433499
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>Wow it's almost as if the media is reporting on something because it's actually fucking happening.

>> No.27433549

Man I bought a few shares for the meme but you have to be fucking retarded to throw your life savings into this. I almost hope the squeeze doesn't happen just because these people shouldnt be rewarded for their idiocy

>> No.27433605

Imagine being as stupid as you

Bought at 360

Doesn't matter, millionaire parents can bail me out LOL

>> No.27433622

it's 2021, the media does not do that anymore

>> No.27433637

the fuck is girlfriend's dom supposed to mean?

>> No.27433678

What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.27433700

>Hedgies putting gorillions of calls at $800
Lets hope he didn't fold already

>> No.27433731

They think buying silver is a Jewish scheme. I mean retarded.

>> No.27433739

Occam's razor implies that all conspiracy theories are false yet we know there are several real documented conspiracies. therefore its safe to say that Occam's razor is not an accurate metric for truth.

>> No.27433758

it wont, see >>27433350
Do these people actually think hedge funds with tens of billions in assets are going to have trouble getting fuckhuge loans to open new positions with, lol?

>> No.27433790

>. If you're conservative and thoughtful, you can do alright in the market it seems.
Literally all you have to do is not fomo all in shit chasing a pump that has already happened... if you diversify and don't constantly buy the top you will make gains

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We gotta send a clear message to those pesky adults that their behavior wont be tolerated anymore!!

>> No.27433810

you're the one losing money dumbass

>> No.27433889

That's intellectually dishonest and a disturbing misuse of occam's razor
Please do not post again

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>Got redditors to keep company afloat
>Do nothing and get called the resistance movement company
>Playing Darwinism purging off the gene pool when faggots and retards start seppukuing after losing their life savings.

>> No.27434018

This. Panic selling is the worst thing you can do in that situation. It will definitely go back up.

>> No.27434029

sometimes they do and this a clear case of it happening since the price of silver is ACTUALLY rising

>> No.27434054

based rational poster but i also think you are underestimating the amount of pure ass to mouth astroturfing that goes on reddit and faking fud isn't unlikely just like fud here on /biz/ is faked constantly

>> No.27434063

well they fell for the college meme in the first place so...

>> No.27434067

Right now, his $25k is worth $14.3k.

>> No.27434105

Them seem to be convinced that, since short interest is over 100%, a hedge fund will have to buy THEIR share eventually. Many such cases.

>> No.27434138

Elon Musk is covering all losses.
He should hold.

>> No.27434172

Lmao isn't human psychology interesting. There's people actually losing their life's opportunities for eclout, just for fucking upvotes. Which of you faggots is ready to buy bags for (You)s? Show yourselves!

>> No.27434231

Except that guy was rich

>> No.27434291

thanks u/heheproduction have some reddit gold!

>> No.27434353

dis nigga

>> No.27434355

This is actually sad

>> No.27434374

wait until he has only $200 left of it in a week

>> No.27434432

Hedge funds will buy their share for $10 a piece

>> No.27434508

>made a crisp $1,000,000 off these guys

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>> No.27434614

So many people losing money because of some dudes on Reddit. Totally not a crime, nope. We just like the stonk.

You deserve a stonk up the ass followed by a curbstomp on the head my friend.

>> No.27434646

GME falling faster than the corona infection rate since Bidet took office.

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When strippers are getting in on your trade, what do?

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>> No.27434774

The only people at fault are the idiots who went into something with no clue what they were doing listening to strangers on the Internet telling them to "hold firm" yet if they had been watching they would have seen whales cashing out repeatedly and even some smaller fry realizing the tide is turning and it's time to go back out to see before they get beached like OP
Perhaps. I realize a lot of bullshit flows around but it also flows both ways yes?

>> No.27434807


kek the comments "hold the line"

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There will be suicides from this

>> No.27434868

Christ, sea* not see
Got ahead of myself

>> No.27434877

They joke about wife's boyfriends all the time. Just like we all call each other faggot, every woman posted on the board is a man etc.

>> No.27434958

Fuck theres gonna be so many suicides soon

>> No.27434997

holy shit
this is literally Q 2.0

>> No.27435006

it's pretty funny anon

>> No.27435008

thank you for posting it makes me feel less dumb for bandwagoning this shit

>> No.27435037

thats how stupid liberals are

>> No.27435056

>wife's boyfriends

Are they all former /pol/acks or something? I thought that was a pol joke

>> No.27435117

mfw memes can be really dangerous

>> No.27435159

Memes are just directionless propaganda, anon.

>> No.27435173
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Buy GME. Why? It’s on sale. Today was a ladder attack by hedge funds, an artificial low created by hedges trading to each other at artificially low prices to drive down the price, while everyone else holds. How do I KNOW? The bud price was as low as $5 on done shares that were sold today between hedge funds - obvious market manipulation to drive the overall price down. Secondly, today’s volume was 1/3 of the 10-day average, and TD Ameritrade reports on level 2 market data that 120% of the float is STILL SHORTED! Meaning The hedgies HAVE NOT COVERED!

These moves by hedges signal extreme FEAR, all for a small splash of red. Buy and HODL, and AMC can hit $5k by Friday closing bell.

>> No.27435201

>former /pol/acks
lol no

>> No.27435246

tldr, not buying LOL

>> No.27435262

>Please buy my bags I put everything into this fucking stock at 300

>> No.27435267
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Shorts have not covered.

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>paper hands
>buying into GME to make a profit and not to bleed the pig to death
Fucking retards.
Fucking losers.
Fucking normalfags.

>> No.27435290

Yes, reddit takes played out 4chan memes and runs them into the ground.

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Are you fags new to /r/WallStreetBets? There is a tradition of posting your retarded losses on that sub. Upwards of millions of dollars. It's not an investment subreddit it's a playground for retards to lose money and make lulz and they embrace it.

>> No.27435297

>Still holding
Because you don't know how and when to sell to begin with.

It could shoot to 1000 and a guy like this would still be rugg pulled. It's hopeless.

>> No.27435340

this must be a joke

>> No.27435339
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Only 1/3 of usual volume means retail investors held while hedges executed a ladder attack just to see a splash of red.

>> No.27435366

>he fell for the destroy the jews angle of the meme
it's the stock market retard
it's owned by jews
jews always profit
they jew each other in good fun but when the goyim come around and threaten to ruin the party they have each other's backs

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Makes you wonder if Robinhood limiting stock purchase was specifically for this reason to prevent more idiots from falling into this trap and so they aren't personally responsible for causing potential suicides spanning the thousands.

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Mullins of CALLS were bought today...

That means HOLd.

Imagine being retarded enough to sell a stock ((they)) won’t let you purchase...

>> No.27435448

>bleed the pig
guess who owns 83% of the gme stocks? hint: it's not redditfags

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>I-I put like 25k and thats all my tuition money..
>82k in total assets on etoro
>Im just a college kid!

You fucking moron that guy is playing with simulated money on etoro. Youre dumber than a bag of dilators.

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>Falling for the "jews are all powerful" meme
Gr8 b8, I r8 it 109/110.

>> No.27435557

So many retards are gonna get rekt on reddit and 4chan because of GME. It's actually really sad. This is part of the reason why RH wanted to limit trading.

>> No.27435578

It's not a meme
They literally own the stock market
You aren't going to out jew jews in the stock market
it's THEIR game
you dumb faggot

>> No.27435580

>big boys buy silver and say its reddit doing it
>media does what big boys say
>ignorant morons sell and move to silver prior to big boys selling
It's literally that easy.

>> No.27435646

Who would have guessed, reddit is a hivemind composed of retards.

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Imagine spending 500k on Plebbit updoots.

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>> No.27435821

The shills are noticeably lacking in their anti semitism which really gives them away

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>Jews being omnipotent is not a meme
Yes, it is, and you fell for it. Good goy.

>This is part of the reason why RH wanted to limit trading.
Yeah, I'm sure they had the little guy's interests at heart lmao

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>He risked money that was loaned to him that can never be forgiven in bankruptcy for a shot on a roulette table

How are people this retarded, they really thought they could cannibalize a multi-billion dollar hedgefund that easily?

>> No.27435873

GME is the Q of equities.

>> No.27435929

Yeah as far as culture, they're easily our most compatible subreddit

>> No.27435966

The Hedge Fund strikes back.

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>> No.27436080

I never said they were omnipotent you mouthbreathing nigger
Great job putting words in my mouth to jerk yourself off like the arrogant fucknugget you are

I SAID they own the stock market
they make the rules of the game they play with you
and those rules change whenever you need them to
What is so fucking hard about this to understand to your subhuman 80 IQ zero reading comprehension mind?

How did you manage to open a trading account? Holy fuck.
Stupid. Nigger-tier. Subhuman. KYS.

>> No.27436081

It means the other man who fucks his gf.

>> No.27436126

reddit sucks balls yea

>> No.27436143

>giving up after a week

Memes aside, this is just stupid as fuck. You think it would only take a week to see a multi billion dollar hedge fund fold? Fuck outta here

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Bags equipped.



>> No.27436162

Head for the exits immediately.

>> No.27436213

4k down bruv
My networth goes up and down by 20k every hour lmao

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Thankfully, my primary investments are in precious metals, and nigger you are platinum mad.

>> No.27436251

You’ll be serving my kids fries from the drive thru in a week.

>> No.27436276

Platinum mad over your complete inability to read and process words you absolute shitstain on your mother's cunt

>> No.27436289

We can't all make it....some were born to lose. Many such cases. Sad.

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>> No.27436319

Be fearful when others are greedy

>> No.27436332

Stop coping with this dumb shit nigga. I told you already, a hedge fund is hedging their short position. Simple as.

>> No.27436333

Because they are hired by Melvin, and they can’t be antisemitic because they report posts to hq to get paid.

>> No.27436360

Much based. Respect. /Biz are a bunch of cucks compared to these animals.

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AT $1000


>> No.27436447

fucking rofl
Chaim Bergenstein is getting rock hard

>> No.27436471


I fully believe this "hold" bullshit and the whole social narrative is ACTUALLY perpetuated by the most part by hedge funds, earlybirds and wealthy retards.

If you read the sub and know what bot spam looks like, 80% of the posts seem like autogenerated bot spam, especially the ones full of emojis.

TLDR: WSB is heavily botted and retards are being convinced to hold while they are sucked dry. Some retards here even fell for it. This will slowly bleed down to 20-40$ as the last of the dumb money is milked from it.

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You don't talk like you belong here shill.


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>> No.27436512

prove it

>> No.27436560

>14.88 units
Based. What broker is this? Kind of like the interface.

>> No.27436567

all in on manganese

>> No.27436577

And btw, Hedgefunds can play both sides for maximum confusion. Wouldn't be unusual, finance is BRTUAL

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>and when the hedge funds inevitably break because they basically have to
Who's going to tell him?

>> No.27436734

You'll kill yourself when the price goes to it's rightful value of $10. NIGGER.

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I wonder how this dude is doing

>> No.27436787

It will probably bottom out at $4 per share before normalizing to 7-10

>> No.27436822

Literally trading on emotions. Zero logic or argument put forward.

Top kek - peak mania.

>> No.27436877

You're a faggot and a smooth handed bitch

>> No.27436879

Honestly I hope the price tanks. I'm hate every last hedge fund but my hate for r3ddit and normies who bought into this thinking theyd make an easy 10x is higher. They are delusional at this point. The hedge funds dont have to play by the rules. In the end this will only hurt us all since we will likely have new regulations.

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Do not fall for the sell shill bots

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>> No.27436925

>Invest mothers retirement into a meme coin

Would have better odds going to the casino and putting it on black.

>> No.27436992

In the same vein don't fall for the HODL shill bots either
Maybe use your own brain to decide when to sell instead of listening to other people otherwise
y o u


>> No.27437005

William of Ockham was a fucking faggot who couldn't disprove Aquinas' five proofs for God's existence and it made him so mad that he made up some bullshit about "WELL DA SIMPLER ANSWER ALWAYS RIGHT AND DA SIMPLEST ANSWER IS DAT U CANT PROVE GOD EXIST!!!"
Pure cope non argument, Ockham's razor is a rhetorical curse for niggers who can't think

>> No.27437024
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How much you in for bro? Hope you didn't put your life savings in.

>> No.27437039

this is some mob mentality shit. How can you be so stupid with your money. DURR HODL BRO COMMUNITY

>> No.27437054

>his girlfriend doesn't have a dom

>> No.27437071

Has to be fake. Why did he not buy any of the dips?
Damn I’m glad I got out of this shit with a 200 profit.
Could’ve made 2 grand but not even that mad after seeing people like this

>> No.27437078

It's Occam
Whatever you just said sounds like some Christian (Praise Jesus) Creationist cope
Fuck off

>> No.27437127

this was /biz/ in 2016-17

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>> No.27437174

paper hands dont deserve to make it

>> No.27437183

This is why if you want to get rich you play it long and you invest in oil, mining and taiwanese electronic component manufacturers.
99.9% of retail traders who make it don't put their entire life savings in hyper-volatile US video game Reddit memestonks.

>> No.27437200

Aquina's proofs are retarded.

>> No.27437209

Stocks/crypto is a zero sum game, retardbro. Someone has to pay for your gains.

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Ryans money now

>> No.27437295

i just want this shit to be over
both sides are annoying as fuck

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>s-s-silver is just a d-distraction goys. B-buy GME th-the shorts are s-still there!

>> No.27437311

I bet you get manicures too penguin feet

>> No.27437343

Cobalt should be 100% larger on that graph.

>> No.27437357

stop shilling taiwanese dildos, no one is going to buy them from you.

>> No.27437367

It's Ockham. You're ignorant of history which is why you're so fucking stupid you use debunked horseshit as debate tools.
You can't understand what I said because you have a room temperature IQ and get paid peanuts by bankrupt billionaires to post online. What a sad fucking faggot loser you are.

>> No.27437380

So should I buy a put and make bank?

>> No.27437506

OK smoothbrained nigger

>> No.27437511

Its probably best that he doesn't go to college anyways if he's so fucking dumb.

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>> No.27437519

Occam didnt even invent it it was named after him cus he used it a lot

>> No.27437603

How much bro?

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>Bought gamestop at $200+

>> No.27437689

He googled Occam's razor and found out about William of Ockham and thought it would make him sound smart.

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>> No.27437808

>manlytears with his sunglasses case

>> No.27437857

if silver is just a scam, should we still pump and dump silver stocks? seems like a good window to make some money off of more people "sticking it to the man"

>> No.27437865

I hope you guys are right. Bought 10 GME at 330 (£2500) on Thursday. Shat my pants over the weekend when I started looking elsewhere than wsb and found a lot of people saying it was going to crash. Got out this morning at 280 with a naughty £-355. If it moons this week I think I'll invest in some rope.
Your looking at a man who to this date has never made a profitable investment folks. I think I need to find another hobby.

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You can't make this shit up.

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Why didn't he buy CLF


>> No.27437966

You're already down, why sell now? HODL you fag!

>> No.27437994

What does your wife do to her bull that she doesn't do for you?

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>> No.27438024

GME to $5 is priced into the puts already

>> No.27438026

Bullshit! Never chase any stock FOMO will fuck you good.

>> No.27438069

How? Does he want a bailout?

>> No.27438073

This all would make for a good study on human psyche, what drives people to come in at the last minute and while some of these may be larps I know from previous experiences some of these are definitely true, there were many points where they had more than enough time to think about what they are doing, why even post the fact you lost your grandmother's entire life saving on the internet,other than to prove to the world semi anonymously that you are a loser who has no pride, selfshame or noble blood in you?

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>> No.27438192

who put the shillbot there is what you should ask, a few comments will be downvoted by those coping but this thread was over 32k updoots last i looked

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>> No.27438324

How the fuck people can be so stupid to jump in a train when it's already passed?

>> No.27438347

Trust Reggie.

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So these are the retards I sold my bags too lmao.

>> No.27438402

WSB was like this when it was a smallish community of 1 million. 7 million normie retards have aped into the sub over the past week and seem to be under the impression that it is an anti-capitalist club giving legitimate investment advice. Rather than play money being gambled for lulz they are actually throwing in their life savings. Suicides are coming, in fact I guarantee the suicide hotline will be stickied in the coming weeks.

>> No.27438403

hi newfriend!

>> No.27438425

Is a camoufled way to beg foe help.

>> No.27438464

hi retard
still hodling gme?

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>> No.27438535

This. People don’t seem to understand that all wsb did was lose money before gme. That’s the last community that I would take financial advice from.

>> No.27438556

>less than 20k

Literally 1 year of minimum wage and living at home with parents and that much can be saved.

>> No.27438582

It’s Reddit. These people thought that Bernie was going to win and then the other side thought trump was going to arrest all Democrats. It’s almost as retarded as here, almost.

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The 'GUGH'koning is upon us all

>> No.27438699

i cracked up at this

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dumbass bought at the top

he could still hodl and hope it goes up some day

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made me feel better about being a 180 and 250 retard

>> No.27438782


You can’t make any money on them. they cost a fortune.

>> No.27438806

1 year of minimum wage @ 7.25/hr nets less than 20k
Unless you live in a blue state where minimum wage is inflated to well... match inflation, you can't save 20k in a year on federal minimum.
In fact accounting for a 21% tax (assuming single male) you will earn a little over 10k--a far cry from 20k.

>> No.27438816

Jokes on you, I don't have a wife.

Think of me when you are down -90% and you capitulate and sell at $10 won't you sweaty?

>> No.27438868

Hi Andrew Left - I know you're viewing this thread. :) 44

>> No.27438872

To be fair WSB has always had good calls and retarded calls, just like /biz/. But because it's reddit the retards hog all of the spotlight and the smart guys are relegated to the sidelines.

>> No.27438882

This is why we are gonna be regulated to death, people don't know what they are doing.

The IV on GME options is like 600% right now....

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There have been lots of hilarious loss porn posts over the years on WSB. Pic related.







>> No.27438901

Can't wait to scoop up those shares when they hit $5

>> No.27439017

>Sir ? I will making it sirs ?

>> No.27439194

we're going to need a compilation when this is all said and done

>> No.27439445

topkek, idiots doing stupid shit expecting lamborghini's

>> No.27439452

Theres a dude in the amc threads who bought 25k for 16 avg, god bless him

>> No.27439538

ultrarekt. cant come back from it. if he dumps now he might get back 1/3. outside of that, rekt. uniquivocally rekt.

>> No.27439569

top fucking kek the poor bastard
I sold at 22 a few days ago

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I honestly can't tell apart those who are pretending to be retarded and those who are actually shills.

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this made me giggle

>> No.27439784

not gonna lie bros, i invested 30k into GME last week

i got out only losing 2k total which i consider not the worst thing in the world all things considered. thank god i sold a bunch at start of day today and cut my losses

>> No.27439804

Another Bernie voter

>> No.27439896

Nvm but you get the point. 2 years. If somehow that much was detrimental to his retirememt he is likely
>fell for the move out meme all while earning low wage
>stayed at home but fell fir the always spend every dollar you get meme and end up only saving 20k after 2 decades

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Go back

>> No.27440019

It's just two grassroots financial movements against the big banks/federal reserve, it just so happens that they are competing with each other.

Silver is the more based one though.

>> No.27440190

Hoard historical artifacts europoor

>> No.27440290

You idiots think this is funny, but don't realize that morons like these are why we eventually lose all our freedoms so that the government can "protect us" from ourselves.

>> No.27440305

I'm genuinely praying that GME falls below 20 bucks. These whores and normies deserve to lose everything.

>> No.27440420

What are these soys gonna do when they realize hedge funds have enough money to literally just sit there and take the L until all these people lose 100% of their money, then turn around and recoup their losses?

>> No.27440434

>still doing tribal website warfare
I've been on 4chan since 2006. There's nothing that says I can't use more than one website. You need to fuck off bucko.

>> No.27440445

Nokia? Blackberry?
Jesus christ it's like a millennial nostalgia trip.

>> No.27440460

you lost two thousand dollars.

>> No.27440462

Clearly the bulk of the populace is too retarded to make rational decisions, so having someone with half an ounce of common sense make those decisions for them seems like the obvious solution.

To put it another way, your right to be retarded stops at the point where it starts affecting the lives of those around you.

>> No.27440548

Good. Fucking oxygen bandits needed to go anyway

>> No.27440563

MRNA down 10% ?

>> No.27440645

There was one news article not gonna look for it but these were the exact words of the headline

“SILVER, the next GameStop!”

>> No.27440819

this low-key. We've already seen the doors permanently wedged open for MUH LOCKDOWNS and ridiculous health theater shit -- we will already do the security theater TSA shit for the rest of human history. This administration's legacy will likely be laying the groundwork for permanent govt control over more and more of people's private lives.

>> No.27440840

Suicide, probably

For the orchestrators of this movement is probably better than going to jail since that's what's coming to them.

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Imagine putting all your money into 1 stock and not having a diversified portfolio.

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>> No.27440938

Isn't Biden thinking about taxing unrealized gains? Lmao can you fucking imagine

>> No.27440968

"It's just a prank, bro."

>> No.27441129

I can't wait to watch all these fags not only lose all their money but have to watch shit like BoringDAO 10x from here + farmies and just wow.

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You think DFV will give back to the community for holding for him? I feel sick.

>> No.27441319

>he's going to college

>> No.27441344

Don't preach if you have no experience lol, next week you are teaching fitness after 1 week of gym class?

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>> No.27441542


No it's true though. Hold the line while I retreat,

>> No.27441580

Exactly! It was interesting at first, now it's just obnoxious. I hope it keeps dropping tomorrow.

>> No.27441583

holy shit lmao, this is retarded. I don't ever invest money I wouldn't otherwise be spending on vidya or booze or some shit. god damn.

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kek, good one.

>> No.27441613


A compilation? It's gonna be a fucking 3 hour montage

>> No.27441674

cobalt is no longer used by Tesla batteries

>> No.27441762

you're a fuckin retard
if it is fake, it's to beg / scam people into giving them free money

>> No.27441765

>new regulation: all retail investment must be done with a new specialized account similar to a IRA, and the money can't be withdrawn before retirement age.
Just watch.

>> No.27441827

>sending the message
>got no balls to call out the jews

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Anyone keeping tabs of bag holders?

>> No.27442022

yes there is.
>you can't use both websites
there i said it. now OUT OUT OUT

>> No.27442041

More like “regulate the market rich people”

>> No.27442078

Lmao Dexg. You’re just as retarded at these GME people

>> No.27442126

Good sir this is NOT reddit. They are not "wiggers" as you 'people' call them. These are NIGGERS. All fucking NIGGERS must hang. Thank you good sir. Sincerely yours, Rajeesh from India.

>> No.27442130

Brokers are probably gonna need a lot more liquidity going forward.

That or normie brokerages like Robinhood are gonna get shut down and the plebs will be regulated out of the markets.

>> No.27442149

I saw Twitter nignogs getting in on it and I knew it was time to sell
Made a cool $50-70 profit per stock

>> No.27442218


I wonder what happened to this guy since BB turned out to do fucking nothing.

>> No.27442222

Kind of explains why he is retarded in the first place.

>> No.27442280

Buying at 200 was still excellent if you sold at 250+

>> No.27442282

ahahahaha you can't make this shit up

>> No.27442295

how about
>You now have to apply for a Government license to trade stocks

>> No.27442309

>Falling for the "jews are all powerful" meme
Explain to me how ALL our politicians are zionists?

>> No.27442371

That's why the richfags are rich and the poorfags stay poor

>> No.27442398

>making the SEC work for their paychecks

Probably not gonna happen

>> No.27442412


My guess is some sort of fee that will filter small people out from wanting to trade due to cutting into their potential gains.

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I hope these fucks sell at the lowest point before a gargantuan squeeze for ultimate shame

>> No.27442487

>theres no way we can be on the moon in 10 years
t. man in 1959

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>> No.27442562

Jesus Christ

>> No.27442615


>> No.27442801

Sounds likely. One thing is almost certain- these zero fee investment brokers who get their money by selling their customer's information to the hedge funds are done and dust. The fact that it ever was allowed to become a thing at all is evidence of just how corrupt and moribund the SEC has become in the last 20 years. I expect some serious house cleaning in the near future.

>> No.27442880

You can't spell retard I hope you're not an investor. But love my fucking GME and AMC, I might never sell

>> No.27442970

hi fed cuck

>> No.27443837

Good sir. I have been on the /biz/ since 2017. Regards, Ranjeesh from India.