/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27430829]

LMAOOOO

[Anonymous No.27430915]

>>27430829
AHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.27430944]

>>27430829
"It's not about the money, bruh... hold!!"

[Anonymous No.27431083]

>>27430829
how rekt is he bros?

[Anonymous No.27431086]

>>27430829
oof

[Anonymous No.27431142]

>>27430829
who are these people

[Anonymous No.27431180]

>>27430829
>>27430944
Check this out

[Anonymous No.27431191]

>>27430829
how the fuck do you get 20 grand of student loans in cash

[Anonymous No.27431205]

i hope this is just bait.. oh is that reddit? then i want it to be true

[Anonymous No.27431277]

>the rich people are the ones making me poor

[Anonymous No.27431287]

>>27431180
tyrannosaurus rekt

[Anonymous No.27431294]

>>27430829
If he has patience hell probably make it all back within the week

[Anonymous No.27431341]

what the actual fuck? they should quarantine that subreddit, they're just scamming people at this point

[Anonymous No.27431417]

>>27430829
>I HATE RICH PEOPLE KILL ALL RICH PEOPLE MAKE THEM SUFFER
>*loses a lot*
>RICH PEOPLE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY

[Anonymous No.27431467]

HOLD

THE

LINE

[Anonymous No.27431470]

I remember people taking out loans to buy LINK.

[Anonymous No.27431484]

Its copper silver was a diversion. price is super low right now. the news is pumping silver but they just pushed all that green energy crap that requires massive amounts of copper. buy copper plus if they go after bullets cost of copper goes up to. copper copper copper dude.

[Anonymous No.27431548]

>>27431341
Not quarantined, but purged

[Anonymous No.27431566]

>>27430829
Hi hedgie bot.

[Anonymous No.27431598]

[Anonymous No.27431701]

Jesus fucking Christ and there blocking all silver posts there rn fucking morons. If your such a brainlet that you bought gme at the top of the fomo with your tuition money you absolutely deserve to be poor af.

[Anonymous No.27431740]

>>27431484
Graphite my dude

[Anonymous No.27431808]

Check this one out

[Anonymous No.27431901]

>>27430829
>gambling your student loan money on an almost certain loss

Still, a better use for it than college.

[Anonymous No.27431919]

>>27431808
makes me feel sick

[Anonymous No.27431963]

>>27431180
what the fuck is he doing....

[Anonymous No.27431968]

>>27431740
We aren't going to use lithium-ion in 10 years my dude

[Anonymous No.27431980]

>>27430829
It's not about the money dude, it's about forcing you to commit financial suicide so that the billionarino skips on buying his second mansion

[Anonymous No.27432011]

>>27430944
>WE'RE SENDING A MESSAGE
these wiggers really think we live in a movie.

[Anonymous No.27432069]

>>27431808
this must be fake....

[Anonymous No.27432126]

>>27431484
Any sort of precious metal is worth hanging onto. I got some silver for the long stretch because it is indeed undervalued, but I'm not expecting some massive squeeze or some shit.

[Anonymous No.27432190]

>>27432011
ATTENTION WE ARE SENDING THE MESSAGE
>I'm poor
Thank you for receiving the message

[Anonymous No.27432198]

>>27432069
of course it is. his gf's DOM for fuck sake! Still felt the vicarious shame and self-loathing though, so they did good.

[Anonymous No.27432218]

>>27431191
its probably not a loan and just saved money or parents allowance.

[Anonymous No.27432326]

>>27430829
>>27431180
How do people not realize you don't invest money you can't afford to throw in a garbage can and forget about it

[Anonymous No.27432343]

>>27431808
hahahahah

[Anonymous No.27432355]

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

OH NO NO NO NO NO HHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27432375]

>>27432069
>>27432198
that's just Reddit's sense of humor. The dom part isn't real but the rest is.

[Anonymous No.27432416]

>>27431417
These are the kind of people who throw bricks into the windows of $200,000 homes which shouting about class warfare.

[Anonymous No.27432445]

>>27432375
>that's just Reddit's sense of humor
how would you know?

[Anonymous No.27432477]

How low does your IQ have to be to risk your entire life savings/college tuition on something that has gone up 1000% in the last month? Do these idiots have no understanding of risk/reward?

[Anonymous No.27432521]

>>27432355

[Anonymous No.27432602]

>>27430829
I'll admit I was somewhat excited by the hype. Thought I was late in November and started looking at other overly shorted names. Bought AMRS. I also figured it was over by close of business Friday. The reason normies won't make it is threefold. They can't reign in their useless spending, they aren't actually interested in making money beyond the surface level, and they're dumb niggers

[Anonymous No.27432610]

>>27430829
>putting $25K into the blockbuster video of video games
holy shit

[Anonymous No.27432613]

>>27432375
no reddit people really do be like that

[Anonymous No.27432614]

>>27432445
Just from the past few days of exposure to Reddit. Easy to pick up.

[Anonymous No.27432695]

>>27432477
These people have never bought stock and aren't willing to do research. I'm buying crypto (Dexg) for the first time and I'm at least reading the whitepaper while asking questions. People are lazy and greedy. If you're conservative and thoughtful, you can do alright in the market it seems. I was intimidated previously for nothing.

[Anonymous No.27432700]

>>27430829
LMAO I ALMOST feel sorry for this dumb faggot but not really
Imagine buying in at 300 on a stock that was $7 before the attention phase
Imagine not realizing $400+ on a $7 stock IS A MOON

[Anonymous No.27432730]

im getting chainlink vibes
this shit is gonna be worth more than fucking amazon and fast

[Anonymous No.27432755]

>>27432614
i'll accept that answer

[Anonymous No.27432783]

>>27431142
>>27430829
>>27431180
my guess is that most of this shit is fake to cause FUD.
it works because it lets you feel smart for two seconds laughing at some dumb "person"'s mistake

best way to trick someone - let him feel smart.

[Anonymous No.27432800]

>>27432730
I'm getting "you're a retard" vibes

[Anonymous No.27432809]

>>27431417

[Anonymous No.27432827]

>>27430829
>Total allocated
He has more than that, why dont just reallocate if he couldnt afford to lose that specific 25k?

[Anonymous No.27432869]

>>27430829
RETARD lmao reddit fags are funny

[Anonymous No.27432868]

Same account posted an hour earlier saying he put 25k into AMC. Stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.27432874]

>>27432355
Is this guy like indonesian. Surely he understands people are going to dip out

[Anonymous No.27432875]

>>27431180
Why are some people so fucking stupid. WHY.

[Anonymous No.27432887]

>>27432783
Occam's razor dictates that this retard actually bought 25k in meme stocks midway to peak and you're a coping faggot overdosing on copium

[Anonymous No.27432892]

>>27431180
>bought at 400 twice
I get FOMO but come the fuck on

[Anonymous No.27432910]

>>27432800

my man, cheers to you, finally.. the right people will have their moment, instead of the normie wage cucks that deserve to drown in their obedience

[Anonymous No.27432935]

>>27432445
because they took our humor

[Anonymous No.27432954]

>>27431566
>the news reported it, it must be true
fucking lemming

[Anonymous No.27432967]

>>27432190
kek

[Anonymous No.27433167]

>>27431180
>Buying at 400 dollars.
Holy fuck, this guy is so fucked that it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.27433204]

>>27432954
Quite the opposite retard.

[Anonymous No.27433218]

>>27432011
Bought 1 GME share for the bants because I don't even trade stocks. But I made 5k swapping Doges so that's fine. For all I care GME goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.27433276]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27433297]

>/biz/ is now a stock themed pol, just like v is a video game themed pol
fuck tourists and fuck reddit

[Anonymous No.27433311]

>>27430829
I honestly don't feel too bad about losing on this anymore. Ouch.

[Anonymous No.27433350]

>buying after stock went up 1000%
>not recognizing the short interest didn’t change because new positions were opened at $300
Where my non-bag holders at?

[Anonymous No.27433387]

>>27433297
drumpf lost

[Anonymous No.27433392]

>>27431566
Wow it's almost as if the media is reporting on something because it's actually fucking happening.

[Anonymous No.27433434]

[Anonymous No.27433453]

>>27430829
did dfv solded yet

[Anonymous No.27433484]

>>27430829
This is obviously FUD. You guys are all terrible at this

[Anonymous No.27433486]

>>27431808
>my girlfrriend's dom
wtf is a dom?

[Anonymous No.27433499]

>>27433392
>Wow it's almost as if the media is reporting on something because it's actually fucking happening.

[Anonymous No.27433549]

Man I bought a few shares for the meme but you have to be fucking retarded to throw your life savings into this. I almost hope the squeeze doesn't happen just because these people shouldnt be rewarded for their idiocy

[Anonymous No.27433605]

>>27432700
Imagine being as stupid as you

Bought at 360

Doesn't matter, millionaire parents can bail me out LOL

[Anonymous No.27433622]

>>27433392
it's 2021, the media does not do that anymore

[Anonymous No.27433637]

>>27431808
the fuck is girlfriend's dom supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.27433678]

>>27432695
>Dexg
What the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.27433700]

>Hedgies putting gorillions of calls at $800
Lets hope he didn't fold already

[Anonymous No.27433731]

>>27433350
They think buying silver is a Jewish scheme. I mean retarded.

[Anonymous No.27433739]

>>27432887
Occam's razor implies that all conspiracy theories are false yet we know there are several real documented conspiracies. therefore its safe to say that Occam's razor is not an accurate metric for truth.

[Anonymous No.27433758]

>>27433549
it wont, see >>27433350
Do these people actually think hedge funds with tens of billions in assets are going to have trouble getting fuckhuge loans to open new positions with, lol?

[Anonymous No.27433790]

>>27432695
>. If you're conservative and thoughtful, you can do alright in the market it seems.
Literally all you have to do is not fomo all in shit chasing a pump that has already happened... if you diversify and don't constantly buy the top you will make gains

[Anonymous No.27433809]

>>27430944
This
HOLD HOLD HOLD
We gotta send a clear message to those pesky adults that their behavior wont be tolerated anymore!!

[Anonymous No.27433810]

>>27433499
you're the one losing money dumbass

[Anonymous No.27433889]

>>27433739
That's intellectually dishonest and a disturbing misuse of occam's razor
Please do not post again

[Anonymous No.27433910]

[Anonymous No.27433924]

BASED GAMESTOP

>Got redditors to keep company afloat
>Do nothing and get called the resistance movement company
>Playing Darwinism purging off the gene pool when faggots and retards start seppukuing after losing their life savings.

[Anonymous No.27434018]

>>27431294
This. Panic selling is the worst thing you can do in that situation. It will definitely go back up.

[Anonymous No.27434029]

>>27433622
sometimes they do and this a clear case of it happening since the price of silver is ACTUALLY rising

[Anonymous No.27434054]

>>27433889
based rational poster but i also think you are underestimating the amount of pure ass to mouth astroturfing that goes on reddit and faking fud isn't unlikely just like fud here on /biz/ is faked constantly

[Anonymous No.27434063]

>>27432477
well they fell for the college meme in the first place so...

[Anonymous No.27434067]

>>27431083
Right now, his $25k is worth $14.3k.

[Anonymous No.27434105]

>>27433350
Them seem to be convinced that, since short interest is over 100%, a hedge fund will have to buy THEIR share eventually. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.27434138]

>>27430829
Elon Musk is covering all losses.
He should hold.

[Anonymous No.27434172]

>>27433910
Lmao isn't human psychology interesting. There's people actually losing their life's opportunities for eclout, just for fucking upvotes. Which of you faggots is ready to buy bags for (You)s? Show yourselves!

[Anonymous No.27434231]

>>27432190
Except that guy was rich

[Anonymous No.27434291]

>>27432355
thanks u/heheproduction have some reddit gold!

[Anonymous No.27434353]

>>27431180
dis nigga

[Anonymous No.27434355]

This is actually sad

[Anonymous No.27434374]

>>27430829
wait until he has only $200 left of it in a week

[Anonymous No.27434432]

>>27434105
Hedge funds will buy their share for $10 a piece

[Anonymous No.27434508]

>>27430829
>made a crisp $1,000,000 off these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

[Anonymous No.27434543]

>>27430829
>>27431180
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE FIRE BROTHER

[Anonymous No.27434614]

So many people losing money because of some dudes on Reddit. Totally not a crime, nope. We just like the stonk.

You deserve a stonk up the ass followed by a curbstomp on the head my friend.

[Anonymous No.27434646]

>>27434374
GME falling faster than the corona infection rate since Bidet took office.

[Anonymous No.27434698]

When strippers are getting in on your trade, what do?

[Anonymous No.27434721]

>>27432887
>>27434426

[Anonymous No.27434774]

>>27434614
The only people at fault are the idiots who went into something with no clue what they were doing listening to strangers on the Internet telling them to "hold firm" yet if they had been watching they would have seen whales cashing out repeatedly and even some smaller fry realizing the tide is turning and it's time to go back out to see before they get beached like OP
>>27434054
Perhaps. I realize a lot of bullshit flows around but it also flows both ways yes?

[Anonymous No.27434807]

>>27430829
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/la53nh/help_im_panicking_i_put_like_25k_in_gme_and_thats/

kek the comments "hold the line"

[Anonymous No.27434838]

>>27433910
There will be suicides from this

[Anonymous No.27434868]

>>27434774
Christ, sea* not see
Got ahead of myself

[Anonymous No.27434877]

>>27431808
They joke about wife's boyfriends all the time. Just like we all call each other faggot, every woman posted on the board is a man etc.

[Anonymous No.27434958]

>>27434807
Fuck theres gonna be so many suicides soon

[Anonymous No.27434997]

>>27434807
holy shit
this is literally Q 2.0

[Anonymous No.27435006]

>>27433167
it's pretty funny anon

[Anonymous No.27435008]

thank you for posting it makes me feel less dumb for bandwagoning this shit

[Anonymous No.27435037]

>>27432011
thats how stupid liberals are

[Anonymous No.27435056]

>>27434877
>wife's boyfriends

Are they all former /pol/acks or something? I thought that was a pol joke

[Anonymous No.27435117]

>>27430829
mfw memes can be really dangerous

[Anonymous No.27435159]

>>27435117
Memes are just directionless propaganda, anon.

[Anonymous No.27435173]

>>27430829
Buy GME. Why? It’s on sale. Today was a ladder attack by hedge funds, an artificial low created by hedges trading to each other at artificially low prices to drive down the price, while everyone else holds. How do I KNOW? The bud price was as low as $5 on done shares that were sold today between hedge funds - obvious market manipulation to drive the overall price down. Secondly, today’s volume was 1/3 of the 10-day average, and TD Ameritrade reports on level 2 market data that 120% of the float is STILL SHORTED! Meaning The hedgies HAVE NOT COVERED!

These moves by hedges signal extreme FEAR, all for a small splash of red. Buy and HODL, and AMC can hit $5k by Friday closing bell.

[Anonymous No.27435201]

>>27435056
>former /pol/acks
lol no

[Anonymous No.27435246]

>>27435173
tldr, not buying LOL

[Anonymous No.27435262]

>>27435173
>Please buy my bags I put everything into this fucking stock at 300
(You)

[Anonymous No.27435267]

>>27430829
Shorts have not covered.

[Anonymous No.27435273]

>>27430829
>fomo
>paper hands
>buying into GME to make a profit and not to bleed the pig to death
Fucking retards.
Fucking losers.
Fucking normalfags.

[Anonymous No.27435290]

>>27435056
Yes, reddit takes played out 4chan memes and runs them into the ground.

[Anonymous No.27435294]

>>27431180
>>27430829
>>27431341
>>27431808
>>27432343
>>27432069
>>27432869
>>27433910
Are you fags new to /r/WallStreetBets? There is a tradition of posting your retarded losses on that sub. Upwards of millions of dollars. It's not an investment subreddit it's a playground for retards to lose money and make lulz and they embrace it.

[Anonymous No.27435297]

>>27433910
>Still holding
Because you don't know how and when to sell to begin with.

It could shoot to 1000 and a guy like this would still be rugg pulled. It's hopeless.

[Anonymous No.27435340]

>>27430829
>14.88 shares
this must be a joke

[Anonymous No.27435339]

>>27430829
Only 1/3 of usual volume means retail investors held while hedges executed a ladder attack just to see a splash of red.

[Anonymous No.27435366]

>>27435273
lmao
>he fell for the destroy the jews angle of the meme
it's the stock market retard
it's owned by jews
jews always profit
they jew each other in good fun but when the goyim come around and threaten to ruin the party they have each other's backs

[Anonymous No.27435422]

Makes you wonder if Robinhood limiting stock purchase was specifically for this reason to prevent more idiots from falling into this trap and so they aren't personally responsible for causing potential suicides spanning the thousands.

[Anonymous No.27435430]

>>27430829
Mullins of CALLS were bought today...

That means HOLd.

Imagine being retarded enough to sell a stock ((they)) won’t let you purchase...

[Anonymous No.27435448]

>>27435273
>bleed the pig
guess who owns 83% of the gme stocks? hint: it's not redditfags

[Anonymous No.27435496]

>>27430829
>I-I put like 25k and thats all my tuition money..
>82k in total assets on etoro
>Im just a college kid!


You fucking moron that guy is playing with simulated money on etoro. Youre dumber than a bag of dilators.

[Anonymous No.27435512]

>>27435366
>Falling for the "jews are all powerful" meme
Gr8 b8, I r8 it 109/110.

[Anonymous No.27435557]

So many retards are gonna get rekt on reddit and 4chan because of GME. It's actually really sad. This is part of the reason why RH wanted to limit trading.

[Anonymous No.27435578]

>>27435512
It's not a meme
They literally own the stock market
You aren't going to out jew jews in the stock market
it's THEIR game
you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.27435580]

>>27434029
>big boys buy silver and say its reddit doing it
>media does what big boys say
>ignorant morons sell and move to silver prior to big boys selling
It's literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.27435646]

Who would have guessed, reddit is a hivemind composed of retards.

[Anonymous No.27435699]

>>27430829
Sad

[Anonymous No.27435708]

>>27430829
Imagine spending 500k on Plebbit updoots.

[Anonymous No.27435720]

>>27435173

[Anonymous No.27435821]

The shills are noticeably lacking in their anti semitism which really gives them away

[Anonymous No.27435846]

>>27435578
>Jews being omnipotent is not a meme
Yes, it is, and you fell for it. Good goy.

>>27435557
>This is part of the reason why RH wanted to limit trading.
Yeah, I'm sure they had the little guy's interests at heart lmao

[Anonymous No.27435848]

>>27434807
HAHAHAHA TRUST THE PLAN

[Anonymous No.27435855]

>He risked money that was loaned to him that can never be forgiven in bankruptcy for a shot on a roulette table

How are people this retarded, they really thought they could cannibalize a multi-billion dollar hedgefund that easily?

[Anonymous No.27435873]

GME is the Q of equities.

[Anonymous No.27435929]

>>27435294
Yeah as far as culture, they're easily our most compatible subreddit

[Anonymous No.27435966]

>>27435855
The Hedge Fund strikes back.

[Anonymous No.27436048]

D
O

NOT

S
E
L
L

AT $1k TOMORROW

$10K MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.27436080]

>>27435846
I never said they were omnipotent you mouthbreathing nigger
Great job putting words in my mouth to jerk yourself off like the arrogant fucknugget you are

I SAID they own the stock market
they make the rules of the game they play with you
and those rules change whenever you need them to
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN AGAINST THE JEW PLAYING THE JEW'S GAME
What is so fucking hard about this to understand to your subhuman 80 IQ zero reading comprehension mind?

How did you manage to open a trading account? Holy fuck.
Stupid. Nigger-tier. Subhuman. KYS.

[Anonymous No.27436081]

>>27433637
It means the other man who fucks his gf.

[Anonymous No.27436126]

>>27435294
reddit sucks balls yea

[Anonymous No.27436143]

>giving up after a week

Memes aside, this is just stupid as fuck. You think it would only take a week to see a multi billion dollar hedge fund fold? Fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.27436146]

>>27430829
>>27431180
>>27431808
>>27433910
>>27434698
Bags equipped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ&ab_channel=TheEnixSquared

BOGDA BOGDA BOGDANOFF

[Anonymous No.27436162]

>>27434698
Head for the exits immediately.

[Anonymous No.27436213]

>>27430829
4k down bruv
My networth goes up and down by 20k every hour lmao
Pussy

[Anonymous No.27436233]

>>27436080
Thankfully, my primary investments are in precious metals, and nigger you are platinum mad.

[Anonymous No.27436251]

>>27435720
You’ll be serving my kids fries from the drive thru in a week.

[Anonymous No.27436276]

>>27436233
Platinum mad over your complete inability to read and process words you absolute shitstain on your mother's cunt

[Anonymous No.27436289]

We can't all make it....some were born to lose. Many such cases. Sad.

[Anonymous No.27436314]

>>27430829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDNJ3NXVWo

[Anonymous No.27436319]

>>27434698
Be fearful when others are greedy

[Anonymous No.27436332]

>>27436048
Stop coping with this dumb shit nigga. I told you already, a hedge fund is hedging their short position. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.27436333]

>>27435821
Because they are hired by Melvin, and they can’t be antisemitic because they report posts to hq to get paid.

[Anonymous No.27436360]

Much based. Respect. /Biz are a bunch of cucks compared to these animals.

[Anonymous No.27436369]

>>27436048

R
E
P
E
A
T

DO

NOT

S
E
L
L

AT $1000

$10K MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.27436447]

>>27434698
fucking rofl
Chaim Bergenstein is getting rock hard

[Anonymous No.27436471]

HELLO

I fully believe this "hold" bullshit and the whole social narrative is ACTUALLY perpetuated by the most part by hedge funds, earlybirds and wealthy retards.

If you read the sub and know what bot spam looks like, 80% of the posts seem like autogenerated bot spam, especially the ones full of emojis.


TLDR: WSB is heavily botted and retards are being convinced to hold while they are sucked dry. Some retards here even fell for it. This will slowly bleed down to 20-40$ as the last of the dumb money is milked from it.

[Anonymous No.27436501]

>>27436332
You don't talk like you belong here shill.

KYS

[Anonymous No.27436500]

>>27436369
R
E
P
E
A
T

C
O
P
E

[Anonymous No.27436512]

>>27431968
prove it

[Anonymous No.27436560]

>>27430829
>14.88 units
Based. What broker is this? Kind of like the interface.

[Anonymous No.27436567]

>>27431740
all in on manganese

[Anonymous No.27436577]

>>27436471
And btw, Hedgefunds can play both sides for maximum confusion. Wouldn't be unusual, finance is BRTUAL

[Anonymous No.27436708]

>and when the hedge funds inevitably break because they basically have to
Who's going to tell him?

[Anonymous No.27436734]

>>27436501
You'll kill yourself when the price goes to it's rightful value of $10. NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.27436773]

I wonder how this dude is doing

[Anonymous No.27436787]

>>27436734
Lower
It will probably bottom out at $4 per share before normalizing to 7-10

[Anonymous No.27436822]

>>27436708
Literally trading on emotions. Zero logic or argument put forward.

Top kek - peak mania.

[Anonymous No.27436877]

>>27436734
You're a faggot and a smooth handed bitch

[Anonymous No.27436879]

>>27434172
Honestly I hope the price tanks. I'm hate every last hedge fund but my hate for r3ddit and normies who bought into this thinking theyd make an easy 10x is higher. They are delusional at this point. The hedge funds dont have to play by the rules. In the end this will only hurt us all since we will likely have new regulations.

[Anonymous No.27436896]

Do not fall for the sell shill bots

[Anonymous No.27436911]

>>27436773
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.27436925]

>>27436773
>Invest mothers retirement into a meme coin

Would have better odds going to the casino and putting it on black.

[Anonymous No.27436992]

>>27436896
In the same vein don't fall for the HODL shill bots either
Maybe use your own brain to decide when to sell instead of listening to other people otherwise
y o u
a
r
e

NGMI

[Anonymous No.27437005]

>>27432887
William of Ockham was a fucking faggot who couldn't disprove Aquinas' five proofs for God's existence and it made him so mad that he made up some bullshit about "WELL DA SIMPLER ANSWER ALWAYS RIGHT AND DA SIMPLEST ANSWER IS DAT U CANT PROVE GOD EXIST!!!"
Pure cope non argument, Ockham's razor is a rhetorical curse for niggers who can't think

[Anonymous No.27437024]

>>27436877
How much you in for bro? Hope you didn't put your life savings in.

[Anonymous No.27437039]

>>27430829
this is some mob mentality shit. How can you be so stupid with your money. DURR HODL BRO COMMUNITY

[Anonymous No.27437054]

>>27433637
>his girlfriend doesn't have a dom

[Anonymous No.27437071]

>>27431180
Has to be fake. Why did he not buy any of the dips?
Damn I’m glad I got out of this shit with a 200 profit.
Could’ve made 2 grand but not even that mad after seeing people like this

[Anonymous No.27437078]

>>27437005
It's Occam
Faggot
Whatever you just said sounds like some Christian (Praise Jesus) Creationist cope
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.27437127]

>>27437039
this was /biz/ in 2016-17

[Anonymous No.27437170]

>>27437071
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
:^)

[Anonymous No.27437174]

>>27430829
>>27431180
paper hands dont deserve to make it

[Anonymous No.27437183]

This is why if you want to get rich you play it long and you invest in oil, mining and taiwanese electronic component manufacturers.
99.9% of retail traders who make it don't put their entire life savings in hyper-volatile US video game Reddit memestonks.

[Anonymous No.27437200]

>>27437005
Aquina's proofs are retarded.

[Anonymous No.27437209]

>>27432783
Stocks/crypto is a zero sum game, retardbro. Someone has to pay for your gains.

[Anonymous No.27437271]

Ryans money now

[Anonymous No.27437295]

i just want this shit to be over
both sides are annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.27437302]

>>27430944
>s-s-silver is just a d-distraction goys. B-buy GME th-the shorts are s-still there!

[Anonymous No.27437311]

>>27437024
I bet you get manicures too penguin feet

[Anonymous No.27437343]

>>27431740
Cobalt should be 100% larger on that graph.

[Anonymous No.27437357]

>>27437183
stop shilling taiwanese dildos, no one is going to buy them from you.

[Anonymous No.27437367]

>>27437078
It's Ockham. You're ignorant of history which is why you're so fucking stupid you use debunked horseshit as debate tools.
You can't understand what I said because you have a room temperature IQ and get paid peanuts by bankrupt billionaires to post online. What a sad fucking faggot loser you are.

[Anonymous No.27437380]

>>27436471
So should I buy a put and make bank?

[Anonymous No.27437506]

>>27437367
OK smoothbrained nigger

[Anonymous No.27437511]

>>27430829
Its probably best that he doesn't go to college anyways if he's so fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.27437517]

>>27431180

[Anonymous No.27437519]

>>27437005
Occam didnt even invent it it was named after him cus he used it a lot

[Anonymous No.27437603]

>>27437311
How much bro?

[Anonymous No.27437684]

>>27431180
>>27430829
>Bought gamestop at $200+

[Anonymous No.27437689]

>>27437519
He googled Occam's razor and found out about William of Ockham and thought it would make him sound smart.

[Anonymous No.27437703]

>>27437380
probably

[Anonymous No.27437764]

>>27430829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDNJ3NXVWo

[Anonymous No.27437808]

>>27436146
>manlytears with his sunglasses case

[Anonymous No.27437857]

>>27432954
if silver is just a scam, should we still pump and dump silver stocks? seems like a good window to make some money off of more people "sticking it to the man"

[Anonymous No.27437865]

I hope you guys are right. Bought 10 GME at 330 (£2500) on Thursday. Shat my pants over the weekend when I started looking elsewhere than wsb and found a lot of people saying it was going to crash. Got out this morning at 280 with a naughty £-355. If it moons this week I think I'll invest in some rope.
Your looking at a man who to this date has never made a profitable investment folks. I think I need to find another hobby.

[Anonymous No.27437870]

You can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.27437932]

>>27430829

Why didn't he buy CLF

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

[Anonymous No.27437966]

>>27430829
You're already down, why sell now? HODL you fag!

[Anonymous No.27437994]

>>27437603
What does your wife do to her bull that she doesn't do for you?

[Anonymous No.27438009]

>>27434543
Kek

[Anonymous No.27438024]

>>27437380
GME to $5 is priced into the puts already

[Anonymous No.27438026]

>>27431294
Bullshit! Never chase any stock FOMO will fuck you good.

[Anonymous No.27438069]

>>27430829
>HELP!
How? Does he want a bailout?

[Anonymous No.27438073]

This all would make for a good study on human psyche, what drives people to come in at the last minute and while some of these may be larps I know from previous experiences some of these are definitely true, there were many points where they had more than enough time to think about what they are doing, why even post the fact you lost your grandmother's entire life saving on the internet,other than to prove to the world semi anonymously that you are a loser who has no pride, selfshame or noble blood in you?

[Anonymous No.27438117]

>>27437024

[Anonymous No.27438192]

>>27436896
who put the shillbot there is what you should ask, a few comments will be downvoted by those coping but this thread was over 32k updoots last i looked

[Anonymous No.27438225]

>>27438117

[Anonymous No.27438324]

How the fuck people can be so stupid to jump in a train when it's already passed?

[Anonymous No.27438347]

>>27431180
Trust Reggie.

[Anonymous No.27438355]

So these are the retards I sold my bags too lmao.

[Anonymous No.27438402]

>>27435294
WSB was like this when it was a smallish community of 1 million. 7 million normie retards have aped into the sub over the past week and seem to be under the impression that it is an anti-capitalist club giving legitimate investment advice. Rather than play money being gambled for lulz they are actually throwing in their life savings. Suicides are coming, in fact I guarantee the suicide hotline will be stickied in the coming weeks.

[Anonymous No.27438403]

>>27432800
hi newfriend!

[Anonymous No.27438425]

>>27438073
Is a camoufled way to beg foe help.

[Anonymous No.27438464]

>>27438403
hi retard
still hodling gme?

[Anonymous No.27438492]

>>27431180

[Anonymous No.27438535]

>>27438402
This. People don’t seem to understand that all wsb did was lose money before gme. That’s the last community that I would take financial advice from.

[Anonymous No.27438556]

>>27431180
>retirement
>less than 20k

Literally 1 year of minimum wage and living at home with parents and that much can be saved.

[Anonymous No.27438582]

>>27432783
It’s Reddit. These people thought that Bernie was going to win and then the other side thought trump was going to arrest all Democrats. It’s almost as retarded as here, almost.

[Anonymous No.27438594]

>>27436773
AHHHHHHHHHHH ELON SAVE ME TWEET FOR FUCK SAKES

[Anonymous No.27438685]

>>27438535
The 'GUGH'koning is upon us all

[Anonymous No.27438699]

>>27434543
i cracked up at this

[Anonymous No.27438729]

>>27430829

dumbass bought at the top

he could still hodl and hope it goes up some day

[Anonymous No.27438744]

>>27431180
>403
made me feel better about being a 180 and 250 retard

[Anonymous No.27438782]

>>27437380

You can’t make any money on them. they cost a fortune.

[Anonymous No.27438806]

>>27438556
1 year of minimum wage @ 7.25/hr nets less than 20k
Unless you live in a blue state where minimum wage is inflated to well... match inflation, you can't save 20k in a year on federal minimum.
In fact accounting for a 21% tax (assuming single male) you will earn a little over 10k--a far cry from 20k.

[Anonymous No.27438816]

>>27437994
Jokes on you, I don't have a wife.

Think of me when you are down -90% and you capitulate and sell at $10 won't you sweaty?

[Anonymous No.27438868]

>>27438117
Hi Andrew Left - I know you're viewing this thread. :) 44

[Anonymous No.27438872]

>>27438535
To be fair WSB has always had good calls and retarded calls, just like /biz/. But because it's reddit the retards hog all of the spotlight and the smart guys are relegated to the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.27438882]

>>27437380
This is why we are gonna be regulated to death, people don't know what they are doing.

The IV on GME options is like 600% right now....

[Anonymous No.27438891]

>>27435929
>>27436126
>>27438402
There have been lots of hilarious loss porn posts over the years on WSB. Pic related.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/aeqcvt/i_dont_know_when_to_stop/

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/cpcao5/the_guy_that_called_argentina_to_tank_was_right/eworkdq/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g5e3e5/i_bought_oil_at_32_yesterday_and_made_26000_sort/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dpnzup/i_recorded_todays_marketopen_and_the_instant/

etc.

[Anonymous No.27438901]

>>27438816
Can't wait to scoop up those shares when they hit $5

[Anonymous No.27439017]

>>27431180
>Sir ? I will making it sirs ?

[Anonymous No.27439194]

>>27438891
we're going to need a compilation when this is all said and done

[Anonymous No.27439445]

>>27430829
topkek, idiots doing stupid shit expecting lamborghini's

[Anonymous No.27439452]

>>27432868
Theres a dude in the amc threads who bought 25k for 16 avg, god bless him

[Anonymous No.27439538]

>>27431083
ultrarekt. cant come back from it. if he dumps now he might get back 1/3. outside of that, rekt. uniquivocally rekt.

[Anonymous No.27439569]

>>27439452
top fucking kek the poor bastard
I sold at 22 a few days ago

[Anonymous No.27439588]

>>27433392
I honestly can't tell apart those who are pretending to be retarded and those who are actually shills.

[Anonymous No.27439623]

>>27434543
this made me giggle

[Anonymous No.27439784]

not gonna lie bros, i invested 30k into GME last week

i got out only losing 2k total which i consider not the worst thing in the world all things considered. thank god i sold a bunch at start of day today and cut my losses

[Anonymous No.27439804]

>>27430829
Another Bernie voter

[Anonymous No.27439896]

>>27438806
Nvm but you get the point. 2 years. If somehow that much was detrimental to his retirememt he is likely
>fell for the move out meme all while earning low wage
>stayed at home but fell fir the always spend every dollar you get meme and end up only saving 20k after 2 decades

[Anonymous No.27440009]

>>27435294
Go back

[Anonymous No.27440019]

>>27439588
It's just two grassroots financial movements against the big banks/federal reserve, it just so happens that they are competing with each other.

Silver is the more based one though.

[Anonymous No.27440190]

>>27437865
Hoard historical artifacts europoor

[Anonymous No.27440290]

>>27430829
You idiots think this is funny, but don't realize that morons like these are why we eventually lose all our freedoms so that the government can "protect us" from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.27440305]

>>27434698
I'm genuinely praying that GME falls below 20 bucks. These whores and normies deserve to lose everything.

[Anonymous No.27440420]

What are these soys gonna do when they realize hedge funds have enough money to literally just sit there and take the L until all these people lose 100% of their money, then turn around and recoup their losses?

[Anonymous No.27440434]

>>27440009
>still doing tribal website warfare
I've been on 4chan since 2006. There's nothing that says I can't use more than one website. You need to fuck off bucko.

[Anonymous No.27440445]

>>27436369
Nokia? Blackberry?
Jesus christ it's like a millennial nostalgia trip.

[Anonymous No.27440460]

>>27439784
you lost two thousand dollars.

[Anonymous No.27440462]

>>27440290
Clearly the bulk of the populace is too retarded to make rational decisions, so having someone with half an ounce of common sense make those decisions for them seems like the obvious solution.

To put it another way, your right to be retarded stops at the point where it starts affecting the lives of those around you.

[Anonymous No.27440548]

>>27434838
Good. Fucking oxygen bandits needed to go anyway

[Anonymous No.27440563]

MRNA down 10% ?

[Anonymous No.27440645]

>>27431566
There was one news article not gonna look for it but these were the exact words of the headline

“SILVER, the next GameStop!”

[Anonymous No.27440819]

>>27440290
this low-key. We've already seen the doors permanently wedged open for MUH LOCKDOWNS and ridiculous health theater shit -- we will already do the security theater TSA shit for the rest of human history. This administration's legacy will likely be laying the groundwork for permanent govt control over more and more of people's private lives.

[Anonymous No.27440840]

>>27440420
Suicide, probably

For the orchestrators of this movement is probably better than going to jail since that's what's coming to them.

[Anonymous No.27440842]

>>27430829
Imagine putting all your money into 1 stock and not having a diversified portfolio.

[Anonymous No.27440920]

>>27430829
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.27440938]

>>27433910
Isn't Biden thinking about taxing unrealized gains? Lmao can you fucking imagine

[Anonymous No.27440968]

>>27430829
>>27430944
"It's just a prank, bro."

[Anonymous No.27441129]

>>27430829
I can't wait to watch all these fags not only lose all their money but have to watch shit like BoringDAO 10x from here + farmies and just wow.

[Anonymous No.27441272]

You think DFV will give back to the community for holding for him? I feel sick.

[Anonymous No.27441319]

>>27430829
>he's going to college
hehehe

[Anonymous No.27441344]

>>27432695
Don't preach if you have no experience lol, next week you are teaching fitness after 1 week of gym class?

[Anonymous No.27441431]

>>27432190

[Anonymous No.27441542]

>>27434807

No it's true though. Hold the line while I retreat,

[Anonymous No.27441580]

>>27436879
Exactly! It was interesting at first, now it's just obnoxious. I hope it keeps dropping tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27441583]

>>27431180
holy shit lmao, this is retarded. I don't ever invest money I wouldn't otherwise be spending on vidya or booze or some shit. god damn.

[Anonymous No.27441593]

>>27441272
kek, good one.

[Anonymous No.27441613]

>>27439194

A compilation? It's gonna be a fucking 3 hour montage

[Anonymous No.27441674]

>>27437343
cobalt is no longer used by Tesla batteries
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesmorris/2020/07/11/teslas-shift-to-cobalt-free-batteries-is-its-most-important-move-yet/?sh=65501e4746b4

[Anonymous No.27441762]

>>27432783
you're a fuckin retard
if it is fake, it's to beg / scam people into giving them free money

[Anonymous No.27441765]

>>27436879
>new regulation: all retail investment must be done with a new specialized account similar to a IRA, and the money can't be withdrawn before retirement age.
Just watch.

[Anonymous No.27441827]

>>27430944
>>27432011
>sending the message
>got no balls to call out the jews

[Anonymous No.27441853]

Anyone keeping tabs of bag holders?

[Anonymous No.27442022]

>>27440434
yes there is.
>you can't use both websites
there i said it. now OUT OUT OUT

[Anonymous No.27442041]

>>27432809
More like “regulate the market rich people”

[Anonymous No.27442078]

>>27432695
Lmao Dexg. You’re just as retarded at these GME people

[Anonymous No.27442126]

>>27432011
>wiggers
Good sir this is NOT reddit. They are not "wiggers" as you 'people' call them. These are NIGGERS. All fucking NIGGERS must hang. Thank you good sir. Sincerely yours, Rajeesh from India.

[Anonymous No.27442130]

>>27441765
Brokers are probably gonna need a lot more liquidity going forward.

That or normie brokerages like Robinhood are gonna get shut down and the plebs will be regulated out of the markets.

[Anonymous No.27442149]

>>27434698
I saw Twitter nignogs getting in on it and I knew it was time to sell
Made a cool $50-70 profit per stock

[Anonymous No.27442218]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l4meah/took_my_dads_life_savings_and_yolod_into_bb_told/?sort=new

I wonder what happened to this guy since BB turned out to do fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.27442222]

>>27441319
Kind of explains why he is retarded in the first place.

[Anonymous No.27442280]

>>27437684
Buying at 200 was still excellent if you sold at 250+

[Anonymous No.27442282]

>>27436773
ahahahaha you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.27442295]

>>27442130
how about
>You now have to apply for a Government license to trade stocks

[Anonymous No.27442309]

>>27435512
>Falling for the "jews are all powerful" meme
>meme
Explain to me how ALL our politicians are zionists?

[Anonymous No.27442371]

>>27435855
That's why the richfags are rich and the poorfags stay poor

[Anonymous No.27442398]

>>27442295
>making the SEC work for their paychecks

Probably not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.27442412]

>>27442130

My guess is some sort of fee that will filter small people out from wanting to trade due to cutting into their potential gains.

[Anonymous No.27442443]

>>27433549
I hope these fucks sell at the lowest point before a gargantuan squeeze for ultimate shame

[Anonymous No.27442487]

>>27431968
>theres no way we can be on the moon in 10 years
t. man in 1959

[Anonymous No.27442552]

>>27442126
Newfag

[Anonymous No.27442562]

>>27433392
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.27442615]

>>27436512
>>27442487
https://www.pocket-lint.com/gadgets/news/130380-future-batteries-coming-soon-charge-in-seconds-last-months-and-power-over-the-air

[Anonymous No.27442801]

>>27442412
Sounds likely. One thing is almost certain- these zero fee investment brokers who get their money by selling their customer's information to the hedge funds are done and dust. The fact that it ever was allowed to become a thing at all is evidence of just how corrupt and moribund the SEC has become in the last 20 years. I expect some serious house cleaning in the near future.

[Anonymous No.27442880]

>>27438816
You can't spell retard I hope you're not an investor. But love my fucking GME and AMC, I might never sell

[Anonymous No.27442970]

>>27431566
hi fed cuck

[Anonymous No.27443837]

>>27442552
Good sir. I have been on the /biz/ since 2017. Regards, Ranjeesh from India.