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The absolute state of non INTJs

>> No.27425809

INTJ $500k portfolio reporting in.

>> No.27425885

ENTP is the most fun personality type. A non-sperg, non-extremely ugly ENTP is basically a high functioning based autist who'll be a suave ESTP when charming others and a INTP autist when discussing dumb nerd shit on the internet.
ENTP won't buy any meme stocks but will convince you to just to laugh at red wojaks when it the plan fails.

>> No.27425938

INTP chads report
actually wait I don't want the attention and I'm really insecure

>> No.27425960

>>27425661
INTJs and INTPs are just the shitty loser versions of ENTJs and ENTPs
INTPs especially seem to be huge losers wheres ENTPs are Chads

>> No.27426003

>>27425661
How do you explain the apes that are clearly non INTJs and they are profitable?

>> No.27426099

>>27425661
where can i look at this data?

>> No.27426119

>>27425661
source for these charts? I doubt the last one is really 99.9999%

>> No.27426201

ISTP master race checking in

>> No.27426290

INTJ Brad here, its time to show you fellas how it's done

>> No.27426337

>>27425960
but entps love being friends with intps

>> No.27426395

link holders vs xrp/doge buyers
it's all a personality/iq thing

>> No.27426544

>>27426337
Sure, and then the ENTP leaves to go plow some ESFJ slut while the INTP jerks it alone on the couch to anime titties kek

>> No.27426552

INFP here, what is my purpose in life? It's like I was born to just lose

>> No.27426622

INTJ master race. everyone else can fuck off

>> No.27426623

Hey everyone I'm an INTJ (sometimes INTP) sigma male capricorn. According to a professional Game of Thrones personality test, I'm somewhere between Tyrion and Daenerys. Self-identify as Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw. The God Delusion is my gospel. Him/He/They

>> No.27426642

>>27426552
wow that's got to be one of the worst types. sorry bro.

>> No.27426742
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>>27425885
>>27425960
whole lotta roaches ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvfofcIE1Q

>> No.27426859

>>27426623
That’s a entire paragraph dedicated to explaining how you are a tranny

>> No.27426916

>>27426544
actually unironically true. i go out with my entp friends and they bring the most sociable me out, we bounce off each other so well, all of a sudden im meeting loads of people i would never meet on my own, late at night im talking with some cool bros or some birds, and then i absolutely whiff the layup, take the subway home alone, and wake up to texts which confirm my entp vro had a way better night than me... oh well. im not giving up and becoming a 4chinner. im going to keep trying to socially develop and not be autistic.

>> No.27426991

>>27425661
Imagine being proud for being a shut in nerd loser
>t.ESTP Chad

>> No.27427267

>>27426119
this is 4th channel homie how dare you ask for a citation, take that shit back to wherever you came from

>> No.27427296
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27427296

>omg MBTI
None of you are successful because if you spent half as much time on a thread like this as actually learning to invest you'd be successful. Oh and I am an ENTP. Fuck niggers. Ahhahaha

>> No.27427355

INFJ here. I stick with PMs mostly.

>> No.27427358

I just took the test and I'm ISTP. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.27427470
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27427470

Leo master race

>falling for the MBTI scam

>> No.27427544

>>27425661
INTJ reporting in.
I don't know if I can be considered a profitable trader, because all my trades which made most of my money had a longer time frame usually of more than a year...

>> No.27427578

>>27425661
ENTJ amogs the puny intj nerd

>> No.27427695

>>27425885
entps live their lives in misery, jumping from one project to another, never specializing in anything and being eternal children

the nigger of NT types

>> No.27427754

>>27425661
what the fuck is BE?

>> No.27427867

>>27425661
>muh pseud astrology!!!!!111!!!

>> No.27427892

>>27426916
I and E are really malleable and you can become an ENTP if you keep at it anon.
God speed. Being an INTP blows

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>>27426623
classic intj arogance and superiority complex

>> No.27427959

>>27426552
It's fun to lose and pretend anon :,)
t. infp

>> No.27427981

>>27427695
I’m always split I/E then heavily NTP. I can confirm everything you said is true. Depressed jack of trades, master of none.

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>> No.27428332

I just want to fuck a cute white girl with a big butt who wears yoga pants.

>> No.27428500

>>27425885
Couldn’t make it through all the faggotry of this post
.>>27426003
>how does a study about human personality types apply to non humans?
Non INTJ reddit tourist detected
>>27426622
Yes
>>27426623
Faggot would have sufficed
>>27427296
>You can only do one and not the other
>>27427544
Based

>> No.27428613

>>27425885
ENTP lets fucking gooo, god tier personality, want to be a writer, director or creative artist in general? you can, want to create a startup? you can, want to become a consultant in any field you like and give sugestions to help companies make millions? you can.
ENTP's are chads

>> No.27428617

>>27425661
INTJ here, can confirm.

>> No.27428636

>>27425661
I need to look at this data.

>> No.27428877

>>27425661
INTJ here
Started late last year, learned quickly, and already in good profit

>> No.27428928

>>27428613
>Want to annoy everyone you come in contact with?

>> No.27428943

>>27425661
>>27425885
>>27425938
>>27425960
>>27426337
>>27426544
>>27426552
>>27427695


love when retards like faggot OP and everyone in this thread who know nothing of Jungian psychology or understand how the functions work come spewing their secular astrology bs

>> No.27428961

>>27425661

INTJ reporting in. We run this shit.

>> No.27428971

>>27426552
Literally the cuck of personalities, sorry Anon

>> No.27429073

>>27426099
>>27426119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxNE57ypaAg

I found the source.

>> No.27429093

>>27425661
What about everyone else?

>> No.27429251

>>27427695
Sorry but we're good at everything, must suck to suck

>> No.27429377

>>27425885
ENTP is easily the worst type. It's like if INTP was an attention whore and didn't know how to shut the fuck up

>> No.27429540

>>27425960
This is true. but still INTJ MASTER RACE

>> No.27429584

>>27429377
It's like INTP but actually having fun and getting laid*

>> No.27429737
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27429737

90% of being an INTJ is just looking things up

>> No.27429890

>>27425885
My type is the best! It's like these two other types that are better
Cope

>> No.27429972

>>27425960
Nigga you gay

>> No.27429998

>>27425661
INTP/J(not consistently one or the other)

+88% last year
+6% so far this year

>> No.27430615

>>27429998
>6% this year
You mean for the month of January or YTD?

>> No.27430978

>>27430615
The month of Jan is the YTD, 1 year is +93.47% as last year for me was really just 9 months I didn't trade Q1 2020

>> No.27431029

>>27425661
tfw ENTJ

>> No.27431774

>>27425661
INTJ chads. I tend to do an autistic amount of research on things before I buy them and most of my portfolio is comfy DeFi holdings right now. I wonder if we're more likely to buy and hold that the E types.

>> No.27432210

INTJ Chad here. I unironically don’t invest but I do pretty good in business. What crypto/stocks should I look into INTJ anons?

>> No.27433348

intj moonboi
trades: almost everything but link (first dca) has been a loss or be
2020 gains: -1500
2020 feefees: 700
2020 staking/airdrops: 10k

>> No.27434053

>>27426622
dubs confirm

>> No.27434156

>>27426623
ok baby, I will consider you a girl I promise. when I see that scrumptious boipussy and cute feminine pp

>> No.27434225

>>27428123
both are correct

>> No.27434753

INTJ here. Aka master race. Ill be a millionaire in the next few months. Being a natural contrarian, is great for biz but bad for everything else in life.

Fuck niggers

>> No.27435018

How come every INTJ I've met online likes to crossdress and give themselves sissygasms?

>> No.27435115

>>27425661
INFP-A and I've 10x'd my folio in 4 months with an initial of 15k. My wife is an INTP and also has almost doubled her folio in like 2 months.

>> No.27435232

you know 4chan is filled with zoomers when they start identifying themselves with 4 letters.

>> No.27435239

>>27434753
>Fuck niggers

No you

>> No.27436079

is there anything more cringe than identifying with your psychometric scores
maybe identifying with self diagnosed mental illnesses, but that's about it

>> No.27436184

>>27425885
It’s true. I’m an ENTP however I made $40,000 on doge holding long and I just dropped 5k on shiba because I like to gamble.

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27436868

Another unwarranted reply from an ENTP here. I'm up about 18x on my initial. I also have a shit ton of random things I set up that bring in 200-400 passive a mo. However, I use this extra buffer to work less. I definitely make less than other people I know, but do more with it.

>> No.27436980

>>27425960
ENTJ CHAD here.
All introverts are losers. Kek.

>> No.27437390

>>27425661
enfj is the chad archetype.

>> No.27437453

nice pie chart, NERD

>> No.27437502

>>27427296
nah we got into this horoscope bs after we had all the spare time from making it.

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27437570

>ISTJ

>> No.27437610

Reminder that Myers-Briggs is astrology for autists

>> No.27437755

>>27425661
INTP reporting
Friendly reminder risk adj return > nominal return
>>27425960
We are the asian quants to the Chad front office guys. I accept this reality.

>> No.27437805

where my ENFP niggers at?

>> No.27437855

>>27429737
I got annoyed that other people dont do this but they rather ask me. They seriously don't look things up. It bothers me more than you could ever know.

>> No.27438059

>>27437805
reddit.com/wallstreetbets

>> No.27438097

/pol/ shitskins really infested this place

>> No.27438164

>>27427893
Cope

>> No.27438332

>>27438059
kek too true

>> No.27439313

>>27425661
Do not go with the idea that INTJ's are there psychic people readers,
who are wonderful and can solve the stock market. You are a normal human being with variable Jungian Cognitive functions, that can be developed in one way or another.

>> No.27439403

>>27439313
wrong im god

>> No.27439516

INTJ chad here
I am better than all of you, but I won't tell you to your face.

>> No.27439631

>>27428928
YES

>> No.27439657

>>27426623
Kek

>> No.27439752

>>27425661
ENTJ here. You will never be as perfect as I am

>> No.27439847

>>27425960
>Introverts are losers
>Extroverts are chads
Spoken like a true normie extrovert.

>> No.27439912

>>27439752
You are the mouthbreathing mong at McDonalds causing a scene while us INTJ Chads are in the corner connecting straws together.

>> No.27439943

what about intp

>> No.27440085

>>27439943
They are the leaders in school shootings

>> No.27440180

>>27427893
why are you responding to yourself?

>> No.27440198

What's even the point of trying trading if you are not and INTJ?!?
lol plebs.

>> No.27440302

M-B is not real.
Big 5 is real.
If you are high on Conscientiousness and Openness and low on the other 3, you will make it.

>> No.27440433

>>27437805
Reporting in. Imagine being an introvert, lmao.

>> No.27440484

INFJ. My portfolio is doing just fine.

>> No.27440513

I'm a 31 year old poorfag INTJ who just started trading. Paid of my credit card debt in robinhood and I hold 175 precious metal contracts. Ready to win finally.

>> No.27440604

>>27425661
INTJ here. I profited off of bitcoin back in 2017 and got away with 7X my initial investment. I'm good for now, bros. Ethereum and Bitcoin I sold too soon, but in retrospect, I doubt I could've waited 2 years for the price to go up so much.

>> No.27440711

>>27426552
You were born to feel
>t. INTP

>> No.27440723

What is this memery I'm seeing /feelz/ heh

>> No.27440773

>>27440513

Shill me your calls. AG July 35$??

>> No.27440787

stop trying to break up the INTJ/INTP alliance

no more brother wars

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>>27426623
>sometimes INTP

kek back to plebbit fucking tranny

>> No.27440833

>>27440302
NuMBTI is literally just big 5 with cartoon characters for each score combination

>> No.27440864

>>27425661
I actually did this test yesterday for the first time and I am INTJ-A
is that based or cringe

>> No.27440875

>>27440302
Don't forget to clean your room and wash your penis

>> No.27440889
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>INFP
I never had a chance in the first place

>> No.27440955

>>27427578
>>27431029
>>27436980
>>27439752
Attentionfaggot ENTJs btfo , nobody cares

>> No.27441082

>>27440955
>>27439752

>not being the literal Elder God tier perfectly 50/50 I/ENTJ type able to seamlessly transition between studious focused thinker and social butterfly

>> No.27441215

>>27426623
kek

>> No.27441241

>>27441082
You are me.

>> No.27441311

people taking the myers briggs type personalities seriously in 2021? i just used it to compare with dumb bitches so i can get easy puss LMAO

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27441341

>>27427470
Ok but what's your moon sign, faggot?
I'm a Sagi sun with a Taurus moon, INTJ.
I make nothing but gainz.

>> No.27441351

>>27441082
>Actually I am
Just felt bad for my ENTJbros screaming out into the void and not getting any responses

>> No.27441522
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27441522

>>27440302
My Big 5 results are part of the reason I am now going all in on crypto and trading.
Yes this is really taken from my real results.
INTP btw

>> No.27441643

>>27426623
I love how half the replies got you are clearly joking and the other half are just mad.

>> No.27441649

>>27440773
$AUY 4/16 $6

>> No.27441742
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27441742

>>27440302
W-will I make it bros?

>> No.27442072

>>27425661
INTJ reporting

>> No.27442237

>>27441522
Good evening fellow 0th percentile conscientiousness chad
I’d hope 99th percentile openness as well?

>> No.27442497
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27442497

>>27442237
Getting there

>> No.27442580

>>27425661
INTJ 40k portfolio. I started with 200 bucks in late 2017.

>> No.27442677

>>27437570
Really it's just the S. S=NPC, N=real person

>> No.27442709

>>27425661
I'm INFJ, I pretty much just randomly pick which coins to throw money into and somehow I turned $20 into $2000.

>> No.27442789

>>27429737
Same, it's ridiculous

>> No.27442866

>>27442497
Based

>> No.27442934

I’m an INTJ but I’m stupid so I just go back and forth within like a grand.

>> No.27443003

INTP chad here. you're all faggots

>> No.27443072
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27443072

>>27428928

As an ENTP, I enjoy making others annoyed and uncomfortable. I will not be deterred. You WILL listen to me rant about the kikes for an hour in the break room.

>> No.27443125

>>27443072
this isnt a myers brig personality this is autism ninja

>> No.27444986

>>27443072
nothing better than being an entp chad who gets off on the look of other peoples faces when I break social boundary's. Its good to be autism kings

>> No.27445191

NT's are the players
FS are reactive little NPC monkes

>> No.27445389

>>27427355
>>27440484
>>27442709
Based fellow INFJ chad traders

>> No.27445503

that's just how it starts. with my profits I'm diversifying at a steady pace that's yielding me returns. not looking to get rich quick, this is basically a hobby at this point, but I'm a bit hopeful for the future. won't make the same mistakes my father did and hopefully my family will have a better life.

>> No.27445633

>>27425661
Pics of ISTJs?
And the rest too. Am curious.

>> No.27445638

>>27425661
crazy how the first non shit coin shill thread is the first one to make me laugh on /biz/ in a month. love you fuckers, ENTP here (IIRC, i forget cuz the MBTI is gay)

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INFJ here. I invest primarily based on my ability to read the people involved in a project. My most significant investment is LINK.

>> No.27445754

>>27425661
This test is pretty damn flawed but
>was intp earlier on
>slowly the bitterness crept in and now I'm an intj
>actually give a fucm about finance and have made nice profit

You either die the P or live long enough to become the J.

>> No.27445938

>>27437805
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Trading as an ENFP is fun because I wildly swing into huge options plays and gain and lose thousands routinely.

>> No.27446017

>>27440773
If you want something really spicy, CDE 2/19 $13 calls. I picked them up super cheap last Friday tho.

>> No.27446221

>>27429377
>an attention whore and didn't know how to shut the fuck up
These traits will often make you more successful in the real world. You'll have a harder time becoming successful if you aren't charismatic and never talk to people/express your ideas, especially if you're aiming for billionaire status.

>> No.27446275

I've taken many quizzes and have read extensively into the cognitive functions, yet I have no idea what my type is. Any advice? I usually score 50/50 for the letters.

>> No.27446368

>>27446221

Bezos and Gates are more on the introverted, sociopathic side of things. Musk just sits there and won't stop talking.

>> No.27447550

>>27426552
being a chad ascended beyond human condition
get to it friendo, you have what it takes

>> No.27448363

>>27432210
BTC/ETH/LINK

>> No.27448467

>>27425661
ISFP here.

I'm up 70% this month.

>> No.27449944

>>27425661
INTP here, been beating the inflation for 6 years now just swing trading.

>> No.27451490

>>27441341
Scorpio sun Aries moon INTJ reporting in

>> No.27451544

>>27425661
>Myers-Brigs
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEES

>> No.27451684

>>27425885
>ENTP won't buy any meme stocks
I absolutely and unironically will buy meme stocks

>> No.27451799

>>27426544
sounds like a huge projection

>> No.27452583

>>27425661
MBTI is the bitcoin to astrology's gold.
You have thousands of years backing the right answer but were convinced to hop on board flimsy modern bullshit.
MBTI was made up by a couple of uneducated women trying to put Jung's ideas into boxes based on nothing while Jung himself used classical systems like astrology based on the vast accumulated historical observations of time and its seasons / patterns.