/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27414518]

Post your laugh for the patetic bagholders and redditors here

LMAOOOOOOO.

[Anonymous No.27414909]

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[Anonymous No.27414968]

hahahhahahahahhahaha
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[Anonymous No.27415008]

[Anonymous No.27415017]

>>27414518

[Anonymous No.27415076]

>>27414518
it's just a dip bro just like doge coin

[Anonymous No.27415088]

I just think it's neat that it lost exactly $100.00 in a day. That's a nice round number.

[Anonymous No.27415116]

When this crashes to $3 can we get rid of these cringey ads and the Reddit tourists?

[Anonymous No.27415159]

>>27415076
JUST BUY THE DIP BRO IT WILL IT $5.000.000

[Anonymous No.27415191]

>>27415088
the hold cope will be great. gonna buy some popcorn

[Anonymous No.27415203]

>>27414518
>Robinhood were the good guys all along and tried to save your money from getting thrown out in meme stocks

[Anonymous No.27415230]

>>27414518
lmao

[Anonymous No.27415242]

>BROS THE HEDGE FUNDS DIDNT CLOSE THEIR SHORTS, NBC and WSJ ARE FUCKING LYING, HOLD STRONG, THEYRE FUCKING SCARED

[Anonymous No.27415308]

>>27415159
BROSSS IT'S PART OF THE PLAN THE STUPID HEDGE FUNDS PLAYED INTO OUR HANDS. TAKE OUT LOANS TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTAGE OPEN A NEW CREDIT CARD IT WILL WORK

[Anonymous No.27415437]

Redditors claim to have diamond hands. Realistically, after how many days of closing in the red do you think they can take?

[Anonymous No.27415444]

anyone who didn't sell at 450 is a fucking idiot

anyone who bought at 450 should have been swallowed

just wait for the tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9va0PTdlxY&t=7s

[Anonymous No.27415463]

people in this board really bought GME above 400

[Anonymous No.27415469]

>>27415203
unironically this. there should be an IQ test before you're allowed to invest

[Anonymous No.27415531]

How does he feel after buying $50k at open today?

[Anonymous No.27415607]

>>27415463
>"T-TO THE M-MOON!"

[Anonymous No.27415687]

>>27415437
2-3 days. Tomorrow they finally realize it really is over and the reality hits them. They didnt bring down wall street and they lost thousands of dollars. Then they will cope for a while and sell when its <100

[Anonymous No.27415699]

>BROS NO ONE IS SELLING IT'S JUST A SHORT LADDER FALSE FLAG ATTACK LOOK AT THE VOLUME! ALSO MELVIN CAPITAL HASN'T CLOSED THEIR SHORTS, CNBC IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T BUY SILVER. IF DFV IS STILL IN I'M GOING BANKRUPT TOO!

[Anonymous No.27415700]

>>27415463

[Anonymous No.27415827]

WHY WONT SHIT TORO LET ME SET A SELL ORDER FOR OPEN TOMORROW FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.27415893]

>>27415699
BUT MUH GAMMA
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

[Anonymous No.27415932]

>>27415463
>YOLO!!1!!

[Anonymous No.27416056]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/la6w8q/just_bought_1mm_worth_of_gme_my_profits_from/

PEOPLE WILL BE KILLING THEMSELVED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT, REDDIT HAS BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS.

[Anonymous No.27416133]

>>27415699
IF HE'S STILL IN I'M STILL IN! DIAMOND HANDS, RIGHT? HAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.27416223]

>>27416056
i heard people taking out loans for gme loool. glad i got in around $90. made a goo

[Anonymous No.27416260]

>>27414968
X2.
Reddit faggots get ye gone.
Real ones in cmg are the only people who deserve /biz/.

[Anonymous No.27416298]

Did you even see the volume?
This will be golden

[Anonymous No.27416307]

>I DONT HAVE MUCH(ONLY 10 SHARES) BUT ANYTHING HELPS TO BRING DOWN THOSE WALL STREET CROOKS. TO THE MOOON

[Anonymous No.27416393]

>>27414518
It dropped by ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

[Anonymous No.27416524]

[Anonymous No.27416529]

>>27416056

[Anonymous No.27416538]

>>27416393
down another 10 dollars panic selling tomorrow is guaranteed

[Anonymous No.27416542]

>>27414518

[Anonymous No.27416640]

Sell high
Buy Low

[Anonymous No.27416908]

>HOOOOOOOOLD

[Anonymous No.27417790]

>>27416538
Kino numbers

[Anonymous No.27417840]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/laftej/fired_from_my_job_last_paycheck_came_in_friday/

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED

THEY ARE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GO BANKRUPT, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST UPVOTED POSTS IN THE LAST HOUR.

BIDEN WILL SHUTDOWN WSB

[Anonymous No.27417974]

>>27414518
people on reddit talked about how they put all their money in it as if it was a guaranteed thing

[Anonymous No.27418252]

>>27417840
lol that would be based if biden did that. fuck redd*t. buying at the $200-300 range and holding until this long is suicide.

[Anonymous No.27418289]

Look at the volume retards, no one is selling, litterally just a short ladder attack
Get fucked glowies

[Anonymous No.27418353]

>>27415687
You know it's happening. And then they'll FUD the stock market for a few weeks and the whales that took their money will come back to crypto and pump our shitcoins.
Fuck these reddit GME fuckers deserve to lose money.
Great narrative tho with the hedgefunds, lots of dumbos bought into this thinking they are a part of some movement.
Imagine them waking up seeing worthless GME stock in their portfolios for 100-200$ cost basis. Fuck that feeling must hurt.

[Anonymous No.27418429]

So do you get paid to do this or are you just that envious that you didn't make money on GME? You could still buy in.

[Anonymous No.27418529]

>>27414518
We just gonna ignore the fact it was Blackrock that made made billions off these soiboys?

[Anonymous No.27418920]

>>27416056
kek plebbit fags just wanna belong somewhere so bad. Muh revolution

[Anonymous No.27418994]

>>27414518
Its over. The fags should have bought silver.

[Anonymous No.27419047]

>>27417840
topkek just go all in bro

[Anonymous No.27419054]

>>27418353
the average reddit fag does not think rationally or considers if things could go to shit

[Anonymous No.27419185]

This same shit happened last week Monday. Just wait until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27419278]

>G-G-GUYS I KNOW WE ALL JUST LOST OUR STUDENT LOANS BUT REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME IN THE SUPERHERO COMICS WHERE THE JOKER PUT A BOMB ON A BOAT AND HOW THEYSHAD TORBSDECIDE WHOTNEK TO BLOWBRIW UP ABUT AAAAAAABUTAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAÀAAAÃAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27419296]

>>27414518
Hedgies: 9001
NEETs: 0

[Anonymous No.27419527]

>>27419278
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27419616]

god damn please let it go sub 100 by EOW. The cope will be so hilarious to read

[Anonymous No.27419778]

>>27414518
Some real-time WSB threads. I almost feel sorry for those delusional cucks

[Anonymous No.27419810]

I refuse to believe /biz/ is this dumb ITT. Literally look at the volume. It's like you all were born yesterday.

[Anonymous No.27419833]

>>27419278
I know when GME skyrocketed there were a lot of people comparing /r/wsb to /biz/ -- saying the latter was inferior, and they were probably right... WERE right that is, or at least had a point... WSB has been crushed by the publicity and invasion... Due to the upvote system it's now turned into something it can never recover from. There was a newfag influx to biz too but it will recover some and it at least won't be the total hivemind that WSB will be.. The sub will now have to congeal totally 100% behind a single trade and will downvote all dissent from that. If there is no biiig squeeze it will die really really fast, if there is it will die a bit slower than that.

[Anonymous No.27419857]

>>27414518
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.27419928]

Not reddit, but I just browsed Mia Khalifa's twitter and she bought Dogecoin at $.08 on top of her GME position. Yikes

[Anonymous No.27420027]

>>27419278
ITSS JUST LIKE MY HEKIN MARVEL MOVARINOOOOOOS WE ARE THE GOOD SUPERHERORINOSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.27420138]

>>27419928
lol she held my bags then

[Anonymous No.27420244]

>>27419778
>I swear to fuck all I won't release until we decide to
kek at that blatant tone of begging to not be downvoted just for being nervous

[Anonymous No.27420311]

>after all this time in crypto /biz/ still doesn't understand wash trading

[Anonymous No.27420454]

will reddit survive the incoming shitstorm?
you know the news are going the go full "WE TOLD YOU SO"

[Anonymous No.27420576]

wsb ist cringe now because it became a gay movement instead of just being about making money
Fuck them and fuck Reddit

[Anonymous No.27420590]

>>27419778
These people will really ride this shit down below $30. HAHAHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27420624]

What's wrong? I thought you guys liked the stonk.

[Anonymous No.27420636]

>bro its just wash trading
>bro its a short ladder
>the squeeze is incoming!!!

All cope. Anyone who was smart already sold at 300+. You are holding a bag of a shitty retail company. The true value is 10 dollars or less, and that will be reflected in the share price soon enough

[Anonymous No.27420675]

i just want the internet to go back to how it was before wsb and biz started comingling and gamestop and other shit tier zombie companies got pump and dumped by psychopaths leading gullible redditors to their financial demise. i am embarrassed to associate with any online forum now because rich people probably think i am buying 3 shares of stocks on robinhood to "stick it to the man" why oh god why are redditors so cringeworthy

[Anonymous No.27420682]

>>27420454
>MY LANDLORD IS KICKING ME OUT CAUSE I USED MY RENT MONEY ON GME STOCK GUYS PLEASE DONATE TO MY GOFUNDME

[Anonymous No.27420694]

>>27419833
Me after reading that pic

Unironically prep the gore threads. I hate to see it but when this is all over we need to purge these retards from this board. Honestly if I were the jannies I would just switch off all posting and have a continuous stream of nothing but gore for a week to cleanse this place.

[Anonymous No.27420711]

BUY THE DIP AND HOLD THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.27420772]

>>27420624
We did when we profited at $400+. Now it can go all the way to $0 for all I care.

[Anonymous No.27420792]

>>27419778
>Holy shot

[Anonymous No.27420829]

>>27414518
LMAO this is as funny as when America tried to have an election and got laughed at by the winner. Let them eat cake bro.

[Anonymous No.27420859]

>>27420694

[Anonymous No.27420921]

>>27414518
I'll be worried when (((they))) feel comfortable enough to let people freely buy again

[Anonymous No.27420999]

>>27420921
NOPE. Not a fucking chance

Thaaaank you Reddit.

[Anonymous No.27421042]

>>27420311
>price going down is in fact, bullish
Someone tell the xrpfags I think it’ll cheer them up

[Anonymous No.27421073]

>>27414518
Good thing blacks don't do stonks or gamestop stores would be burnt to the ground.

[Anonymous No.27421328]

GET REKT R*DDITORS

[Anonymous No.27421352]

I can't laugh at them. Newfags baptized by reality. Just make sure you learn from your initiation retards.

[Anonymous No.27421417]

>>27421073
maybe they might riot and destroy gamestops cause they lost their unemployment by buying stock

[Anonymous No.27421532]

Is this the Dave Chappelle's reparations sketch but with zoomer millenial whites vs elites?
>They are literally breaking their necks to give this money right back to us

[Anonymous No.27421647]

>>27418353
Eh, the people who were actually part of wsb before it blew up all made money and fucked over Melvin in the process. I took my money and ran when I realized the only people posting anymore were all the newfags with no post history coming from the rest of leddit

[Anonymous No.27421657]

>>27414518
Did redditors really thought they could outjew the Jew?
>b-b-but the game was rigged!
So? If you dont take that into consideration you deserve to lose

[Anonymous No.27421680]

>>27415469
Imagine playing poker with professional pokers players. Putting more money than you can afford to lose on the line. Oh and by the way you don't really know the rules.

Maybe there should be a simple test to get a trading license. Why not? You do the study in your own time and then up whenever you want and do the test. Kinda like getting a driving license. It doesn't take much effort but it sets a minimum standard for drivers. I'd support the idea.

[Anonymous No.27421831]

>>27420027
Lmao THEYRE JUST LIKE US

[Anonymous No.27421904]

>>27414518

OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.27421952]

>implying I didn't get in early and still have good gains
They may not be as astronomical as they were earlier this week but I've still got enough to keep on holding.

[Anonymous No.27421954]

>>27421680
>Maybe there should be a simple test to get a trading license.
There should be but then market makers would lose out on easy money from retail traders so it will never happen.

[Anonymous No.27422089]

>>27416056
>checks after market price
OHNONONONO

[Anonymous No.27422093]

>>27421647
Based

[Anonymous No.27422115]

>>27419833
MUST . GET . UPVOTES

[Anonymous No.27422147]

[Anonymous No.27422296]

>>27421904
kek that’s 12k now, 6k next week

[Anonymous No.27422324]

This is the most tragic one. I hope this is a richfag doing it for the lols

[Anonymous No.27422446]

>>27417840
>THEY ARE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GO BANKRUPT, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST UPVOTED POSTS IN THE LAST HOUR.
yea encouraging people on reddit to go bankrupt kek. personally a little jealous they did our jobs for us

[Anonymous No.27422465]

>>27416056
This dude definitely lying but fuck I hope it's real

[Anonymous No.27422466]

>>27419833
>pic
This is your brain on hollywood brainwashing shite. These people think they're in a fucking movie fighting a big bad monster. jesus. They're in for a seriously rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.27422533]

>>27416056
Seriously how does one not kill themselves after losing that? Holy shit I'd blow my brains out the next day, that's like a 40 years of work gone.

[Anonymous No.27422562]

>>27418289
yea le short squeeze timer resets when they climb the ladder or something!! gme to the moon hodlll

[Anonymous No.27422646]

i hope gme goes to $10 so deepfuckingvalue loses all his money

[Anonymous No.27422708]

>>27421647
How much did you make?

[Anonymous No.27422818]

>>27415088
Holy shit, yeah.
What are the fucking (((odds)))?

[Anonymous No.27422876]

>>27419810
They are literally shills that wish they had the balls to buy it. When it starts going up again they will shut their mouths, just like they did last week.

[Anonymous No.27422944]

>>27422646
He already played the Redditors, he liquidated around 13 million dollars worth of shares last week and didn't even mention it. Also I think he's going get got by the SEC too for this shit because the media is tying it all to him.

[Anonymous No.27423032]

>>27417840
Reddit still hasnt got passed the wifes boyfriend joke I see

[Anonymous No.27423098]

>Monday
>Wednesday, Mondays always dump (you are here)
>Friday
>two more weeks
>next month
>it was never about the money
>at least we pwnd Melvin
>I only invested what I could afford to lose

[Anonymous No.27423159]

Lmaooo

[Anonymous No.27423180]

For all the shitting on Reddit I'm not seeing a compelling case for the squeeze having been sated.

[Anonymous No.27423224]

>>27419778
>they’re turning on each other already
I wonder what the reddit equivalent of pink wojak is

[Anonymous No.27423253]

>>27419810
I would love to see the ROI on GME for biz vs wsg. I bet we have them crushed. Many here rode the wave and sold at the peak.

[Anonymous No.27423270]

>>27420694
lmao I hope at least one of the WSB investors becomes an hero

>>27423098
God if this shit lasts a month I'm gonna go crazy. /biz/ and the market these past two weeks has been absolutely unbearable.

[Anonymous No.27423303]

>>27414518

All this unpaid overtime won't save yer job hedgie. Don't worry I wont make too much of a mess in the bathrooms you have to clean.

(btw thanks for letting me know in that other thread. dumped 45k more into after hour trade and got em at 185 a piece)

[Anonymous No.27423337]

>>27423159
Etoro is an Israeli company and it gives you commission free trades

[Anonymous No.27423355]

>>27422944
huh you're right. I went through his history and he went from 1k calls to 500. And there are people saying that they're not going to sell because he hasn't sold. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.27423415]

>>27423159
>couldnt diamond hand
loving every laugh

[Anonymous No.27423433]

>>27423159
>I REPEAT, A FUCKING STOPLOSS AT 20% THAT YOU COULD NOT FUCKING MOVE AMID SHORT FUCKING ATTACKS.

[Anonymous No.27423437]

>>27422876
Sold at 300. Thanks for buying REddIT MOON MOON 2/9 2/9 MELVIN DFV MELVIN SQUONK SQUOKE

[Anonymous No.27423447]

>>27422944

People on the subreddit absolutely knew about it last week, I was right fucking there. Why are you lying?

[Anonymous No.27423463]

>>27415116
Please god drop to $3 in February. I'll make thousands.

[Anonymous No.27423464]

>>27423159

[Anonymous No.27423497]

get yours laughs in now, gme will be 10k+ later this week

[Anonymous No.27423512]

This was a pump and dump wasn't it.

[Anonymous No.27423514]

>>27414518
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ik1AlZ4NBZ9h/

Is she right about /biz?

[Anonymous No.27423525]

>>27423159
>>27423337
>GME is down over 40%
>etoro literally saving its braindead users by selling at -20%

[Anonymous No.27423562]

>>27418353
the whales already put their money into the crypto, thats why doge mooned (elon? ), it was aquick buck for everyone.

[Anonymous No.27423597]

>>27423270
Absolutely. I'm sick and tired of these fuckers fucking up my stocks. At first this was funny but it's starting to get on my nerves. I actually want them to get fucked for being so stupid and irresponsible. If you want to fight the system, pick your fights, greedy retards. Don't blow all your load in one battle.

[Anonymous No.27423599]

>>27423512
yes

>big news soon
>big news soon
>its happening
>big news soon
>big news soon
>all from the same small handful of sources
>painfully obvious astroturfing errywhere

[Anonymous No.27423626]

>>27423355
It was a clear pump n dump scam all along, blackrock picked it up and pumped it and made billions, redditards got onboard at 300 as these guys were liquidating their positions , deepvalue liquidated 8 figures already he’s fine even if he dumps the rest at $100 he’ll still have made 30m

[Anonymous No.27423646]

You're laughing. Redditors are losing millions of dollars and you are laughing.

[Anonymous No.27423650]

>>27415531
Dudes good for a couple million. He could piss away 50k a week for a year until he really started hurting.

[Anonymous No.27423675]

>>27419278
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

[Anonymous No.27423695]

>>27421904
I didn't come here to make money, I came here to say fuck you to hedgefund managers.

Useful idiots are still useful.

[Anonymous No.27423759]

>>27415463
JUST 2 MORE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.27423766]

>>27423512
of course. Did you really think anyone had your back?

[Anonymous No.27423788]

Invested $3k into GME.
Sold it for $20k.
Bought kilos of silver with it.

Am I a gigachad ?

[Anonymous No.27423822]

>>27414518
Its just a marketing campain for DeFi dude.

[Anonymous No.27423823]

NEW THREAD

>>27416514
>>27416514
>>27416514
>>27416514

[Anonymous No.27423856]

>>27423599
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/labvei/volume_is_low_dont_believe_the_news_no_one_is/
it happens tomorrow, fuck you

Q

[Anonymous No.27423870]

>>27414518
>>27415008

[Anonymous No.27423901]

>>27415116
>>27415191
>>27415203
>>27415444
>>27415463
>>27415469
>>27415607
>>27415932
>>27416056
Glowing

[Anonymous No.27423911]

Bought 1 share of GME at $150. I find this interesting so I'm just going to let it sit. Feels good that I'm the smartest one of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.27423922]

>POP CULTURE REFERENCE
edit: thanks for the gold!

[Anonymous No.27423958]

How do people even manage this shit. I put in 1000 last week and can't stop looking at it. It's just like all a waste.

[Anonymous No.27423962]

GET REKKKKKKKKTTTTT

but also please pump AMC frens

[Anonymous No.27424061]

>>27421904
OMG
LMAO
OOOH SHIIIT
XD

[Anonymous No.27424070]

>>27419810
>Volume is the amount of an asset or security that changes hands over some period of time, often over the course of a day.

doesnt necessarily imply buying preasure, m8

[Anonymous No.27424083]

Sold at $320 on Friday. I'm now up 18K

[Anonymous No.27424112]

>>27423856
kek
>just hold for 2 more weeks bros
>short squeeze is coming
>trust the plan!!!!

Feels good I made 500$ off of fucking some idiot redditor

[Anonymous No.27424123]

>>27414518
>lmao the Joker burned all his money now he won't have any

[Anonymous No.27424134]

>>27423922
Always with the avengers references, why are they so fkn cringe? Why do they live in fantasy? They’re losing real money, they’ll have a few upvotes to show for it at the end

[Anonymous No.27424168]

>>27417840
i made a post on /pol/ last week.

essentially saying that WSB is full of a bunch of disingenuous scum egging people on to buy into their stock for their own interest. & that they say wall street is the "big bad". just got a bunch of reddit responses from /pol/, 1 of the same.

[Anonymous No.27424219]

>>27421904
kek

[Anonymous No.27424256]

>>27415463
if you bought above 200 youre just as much of a retard, under 100 youre a good goy

[Anonymous No.27424266]

>>27423512
Of course, did anybody else think this was anything else? Did you actually think this price would hold?
Reddit please go.

[Anonymous No.27424278]

>>27421904
>heheproduction
some h3h3 faggot getting btfo out of their college money makes my dick so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.27424298]

>>27414518
Never selling fag

[Anonymous No.27424305]

[Anonymous No.27424310]

>>27424168
Glowing

[Anonymous No.27424382]

>>27415203
>the people who caused the stock to stop going up actually saved us from losing money buying a stock they stopped from going up.

Imagine actually believing this.

PS: I still haven’t seen the shorts cover.

I bought one share just for memes, I’m literally never selling cause 1 share is absolutely nothing to me. I’m gonna have it framed and hang it on my wall. Nest 333$ I’ve spent all year, good conversation piece and far cheaper than most decent art.

That said I wouldn’t be surprised if the thing still squeezes to a 1000 and it’s pink wojaks in the catalog from top to bottom about selling for a loss and missing out.

[Anonymous No.27424387]

>>27424134
>wow, that’s literally me!

[Anonymous No.27424433]

>>27415203
>robinhood only allowed you to buy 1 share to protect their hedge fund buddies.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.27424483]

>>27420694

[Anonymous No.27424487]

>>27424310
that shit didn't save trump (big trump supporter btw)

[Anonymous No.27424516]

/biz/ what do - im still over 100% on like 30 shares. (got in at 90)

[Anonymous No.27424517]

>>27423512
No, it's human fucking psychology. The higher and juicier the price gets on the stock the more tempting it becomes to take the money and run.

As the price climbs all the morality signaling starts to crumble.

[Anonymous No.27424527]

>>27424387
kek it’s literally instagram for cucks

[Anonymous No.27424532]

Their own left wing media and politicians turned on them but I guarantee they will still just find some way to blame Trump

[Anonymous No.27424540]

>>27415437
best buying time is when everyone is sad as fuck, tomorrow will be green

[Anonymous No.27424586]

>>27421904
Seeing these idiots invest more than they can afford to lose makes me want to see GME crash to the ground.

[Anonymous No.27424596]

>>27416056
This man just lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in a few hours I wonder what he's thinking

[Anonymous No.27424651]

>>27414518
fuck you kike
still holding and jerking it JAV and not blacked like you want me to

[Anonymous No.27424665]

>>27423695
>I didn't come here to make money, I came here to say fuck you to hedgefund managers.
>Useful idiots are still useful.

[Anonymous No.27424677]

>>27424586
I hate redditors so fucking much, i wanna make money but i could just sell at profit now and go pump FTM

[Anonymous No.27424728]

>>27422944
100% , then he can be used as a scapegoat to divert attention from hedge funds.

[Anonymous No.27424732]

HOLD THE BAGS

[Anonymous No.27424782]

>>27424112
Good job anon

[Anonymous No.27424817]

>>27415699
Except it is a short ladder false flag. Numbers don't lie.

[Anonymous No.27424840]

>>27421904
How are people this stupid? ...Is this your first time investing in anything?

[Anonymous No.27424845]

>>27424516
You should feel like an idiot for being greedy and not inking a 4+ multibagger in a highly volatile short term short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.27424850]

>>27415076
>TRUST THE PLAN WE CAN ALL BE MILLIONAIRES YOU JUST NEED TO PUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS DOWN AND BUY THIS STOCK AND IN A WEEK WE WILL MAKE MONEY TRUST ME DUDE SOME SCREENSHOT OF A GUY HOLDING MILLIONS ON REDDIT TOLD ME BRO WE GOT THIS WE CAN FUCK THE WALL STREET GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND GET RICH IT IS GONNA BE GREAT JUST PUT MONEY DOWN AND WAIT BRO ITS THAT EASY TRUST THE PLAN GAMMA SQUEEZE COMING SOON I REPEAT THE SKWEEZ HAS NOT SQWOZE

[Anonymous No.27424898]

>>27421647
making decisions based on faggit post count
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27424945]

>>27424382
>paying $333 for a GameStop share

[Anonymous No.27424987]

>>27419928
>tfw sold at .08

[Anonymous No.27425007]

>>27414518
still wish I could nab at least one but Fidelity seems to hate ultra dirt poor disabled people with generic banks and I don't have a smartphone
so I've just been helping spread information about this(in minecraft with full DD) instead
Can't wait to see more news articles bitching and moaning
maybe another crying billionaire

[Anonymous No.27425009]

I bought 1000 AMC shares today on an impulse EOD. Please anon tell me I'll be ok. I made 1200 euro today on small but profitable trades and all this will be lost because I can't control myself. 7 hours of hard work and calculates decissions lost because I'm retard. I almost hit 25k euro today too.

[Anonymous No.27425153]

[Anonymous No.27425177]

>>27425009
lmfao

[Anonymous No.27425245]

Bought 286 shares of gme at 40$ sold today for 250 cause i had a bad feeling. Also bought a 800c call for the end of the week just in case it moons cause it would feel terrible if it mooned right after i sold. Up 60k so not much to complain about.

[Anonymous No.27425278]

>>27425177
yeah... I'll be laughing about it in a month too. I do this from time to time, work hard for few days or a week and lose this with YOLO move. Why do I hate my gains so much?

[Anonymous No.27425354]

>>27425245
Congratulations on the gain.

[Anonymous No.27425390]

>>27425007
im buying 1 share just to mog you anon

[Anonymous No.27425466]

What the fuck? I thought GME was free money? I just put all of my savings in that shit to buy the dip. Now people are talking about holding the bag? AH FUCK

[Anonymous No.27425470]

>>27425390
I already accepted it, doesn't really bother me anymore since I get to stand nearby and watch
Plus can help out some people capable of doing it who could use the money

[Anonymous No.27425505]

>Too dumb to get in on GME before restrictions
>Too dumb not to use Robinhood
>Didn't lose a cent on Gamestop

[Anonymous No.27425511]

>>27425245
Well played, with just enough autism leftover for that call.

[Anonymous No.27425512]

>>27425354
Thank you. Now i gotta just keep getting into the end of the beginning and the beginning of the end. But also i am transfering RH to Webull and maybe buying more gme if it seems viable by then.

[Anonymous No.27425532]

>>27423180
There is no squeeze.

[Anonymous No.27425565]

>>27423675

[Anonymous No.27425631]

>>27419778
Holy fucking cope. I really feel for these kids

[Anonymous No.27425646]

Can someone explain this squeeze? Can't the hedgefunds just wait it out?

[Anonymous No.27425711]

Honestly, I'm still gonna hold. If this all turns out to be shilling, I'll make my big bucks. If it turns out to be a bamboozle, it'll serve as a grim reminder every time I look at my portfolio not to go all-in on memes.
I didn't really lose much, just 60 bucks. Had everything to gain, nothing to lose, so I can't really be upset if it does turn out to be a bamboozle.

[Anonymous No.27425801]

>>27424168
>just got a bunch of reddit responses from /pol/
yeh, because we, your merriest of frens at /pol/, certainly haven't had an influx of mattress stain faggiters invading our clay

[Anonymous No.27425905]

>>27425511
Yeah i think i needed to yolo that tism call otherwise if it mooned i would be kicking myself. And i woukdnt even be able to fomo cause RH is jewwy :(
Ive been on WSB for like 3 months and it is truly not that cancer/le reddit USUALLY right now it just awful and all the newbs with the avengers references just gave me sell signals/ bagholder alerts.

[Anonymous No.27425945]

>>27414518
look at the volume you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.27425948]

>>27425646
We can wait longer

[Anonymous No.27426132]

>>27425945
this, imagine getting fooled by wash trading hedgies.

[Anonymous No.27426138]

The redditors are lurking

[Anonymous No.27426202]

>>27425945
More downside to go you're right

[Anonymous No.27426229]

>>27422944
If he's all about cashing out and doesn't believe it would rise why is he sitting on >10m in shares?

[Anonymous No.27426228]

MELVIN HAVE LOST 54% OF THEIR HEDGEFUND VALUE
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/etlzlmbwmae2mr-1-png.1888695/
https://www.wsj.com/articles/melvin-capital-lost-53-in-january-hurt-by-gamestop-and-other-bets-11612103117

[Anonymous No.27426311]

>>27414518
Hi sell shill bot, still not selling

[Anonymous No.27426398]

Feelin pretty anxious go- guys... might have to sell all my shares tomorrow at open... oy ve- I mean oh no!

[Anonymous No.27426451]

>>27426228
and?

[Anonymous No.27426565]

>>27426229
Because like everyone else he has no idea if it'll go up more or not. He has 10 million now. He's already a millionaire. If it dips to $50 he might cash out to get $5 mil still. But on the off-chance that it does increase again, he might get a cool 20 mil, I guess? Either way, he's got 10 million to fall back on. He's set for life.

[Anonymous No.27426587]

how low can it go?
i have a probably dumb idea of setting up a buy for like $1 per share, maybe 100 shares or so
betting that a lot of them will give up soon AND that portion of these idiots will try to pump it up again

[Anonymous No.27426605]

>>27414518
>maybe all those telling you to buy/hold overpriced stock and calling anyone who spoke out a hedge jew was acting in bad faith

[Anonymous No.27426640]

>>27423180
>>27425532
it already happened
>gme $20 stonk 3 weeks ago
>gme $470 stonk last week 28th

if you’d had dropped $1k and cashed in you’d be sitting on $23k
I’d call that a fucking squeeze

[Anonymous No.27426661]

>>27424596
That he has millions more. Only fuck with you don't mind losing

[Anonymous No.27426688]

Bought one share at 200$ for the meme, probably won't sell for another week or two.

I hope all the horror stories aren't real. Imagining losing your life savings for a fuck you to a hedgefund.

[Anonymous No.27426763]

>>27426565
Well yes obviously but I meant more I wanted a response from the poster suggesting that he is shilling GME yet actually cashed out and so somehow this is proof GME is going to dump.

[Anonymous No.27426768]

>>27425646
the volume doesn’t match the price drop so I honestly have no idea how it’s tanking

[Anonymous No.27426896]

>>27426640
The squeeze is over once the shorts are closed, and they're not closed yet

[Anonymous No.27426937]

Now should I move out of my parents' basement or should I dump my profits into index funds?

[Anonymous No.27426986]

>>27426896
They will never completely close because new shorts are being open. The stock is at ATH.

[Anonymous No.27427067]

>>27416056

[Anonymous No.27427127]

>>27426768
Yeah that's what I mean. I have no idea what's happening at the moment. Gamestop's stock at the moment is heavily inflated. I don't understand this whole squeeze business and how it's going to happen "soon". I could be losing a lot of money or gain a lot but I have no idea how any of this works.

[Anonymous No.27427145]

>>27426937
Unless you have a gf stay home. Comfy and low cost.
Index fund it and keep a little bit to go wild on /smg/

[Anonymous No.27427195]

>>27414518
Good i hope Reddit loses everything.

[Anonymous No.27427210]

>got out at $300
>made over 100% profit but still feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.27427231]

>>27423514
lol wtf is this

[Anonymous No.27427335]

>>27427127
It's called a short ladder attack combined with market manipulation, don't let it break you.

[Anonymous No.27427387]

>>27423512
You don't think lol

[Anonymous No.27427407]

>>27427335
kek

[Anonymous No.27427536]

>>27427127
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

what I’m saying is nobody knows why it’s down because volume didn’t move much today in massive sales until around 2pm is when it crossed over 15m shuffled then right at close it was around 30m


maybe the HF did close their contracts and the market is correcting itself

[Anonymous No.27427552]

>>27416056
gamma JUST

[Anonymous No.27427665]

>>27426132
I don't claim to know either way, but this is exactly what you can do if you have billions of dollars, you can manipulate prices. No one has a crystal ball, anyone can say "LOL, they're gonna be holding the bag," and they'll be right sometimes, and they'll be wrong sometimes. There are institutional people holding GME, and if all the smart money got out at $450 or whatever, why didn't they?

[Anonymous No.27427722]

>>27427145
>have a gf
Does anyone on this board have a gf?

[Anonymous No.27427751]

>>27415699
If it aint a bitchcoin they hate. Its why this place has been dead for years. Just shitcoin shilling on every page.

[Anonymous No.27427756]

>>27423525
>>GME is down over 40%
>>etoro literally saving its braindead users by selling at -20%

And they are all fucking complaining.
Etoro does this because 76% of the retards who sign up to that platform lose their money.
The biggest gripe i have with newbie investors is they are incredibly entitled and think they can make a million dollars in a month. Then when they get wiped out on their leveraged positions, they run around the internet screaming "ETORO IS A SCAM"
All the pro investors on there are keeping the fuck away from Reddit's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27427780]

i do think that GME will go up tomorrow but after seeing it ceiling @ 4XX i think its literal suicide to get in now. the profit just isnt there.

like why the hell would i buy into GME @ 200 and cross my fingers that a miracle happens just to get to 300+ when i can pick a lot of other stocks and double my money with less luck?

[Anonymous No.27427812]

>>27427722
I have a wife. But no gf

[Anonymous No.27427938]

>>27427127
It's not inflated, that is the big lesson here, stock prices do not reflect "fundamentals," it is all a big confidence game where someone is left holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.27427982]

>>27427780
Because normies are retarded.

[Anonymous No.27428055]

>>27427210
The danger of FOMO that it deludes your mind. Everyone wanted 5k, 10k price and be financially free.

[Anonymous No.27428097]

SUICIDE COULD BE THE ANSWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RewXxea_YUo

[Anonymous No.27428150]

>>27418529
>redditors try to combat big finance
>immediately hand over all their money to the most Jewey Jews in NY
incredible

[Anonymous No.27428196]

>>27414518
>>27414518
the level of shilling of silver today and the shilling tonight tells me something...

[Anonymous No.27428278]

>>27417840
You know casinos and cigarettes are legal, right? At least it's mathematically possible to make money at stocks, all of this "care" for others...I dunno!

[Anonymous No.27428299]

>>27427938
It is inflated. Gamestop's shares have always been around $14 to $16 except during the COVID year when they dropped to $4. It is heavily inflated right now because there is no way the company is worth that much.

[Anonymous No.27428380]

>>27415463
>download the app to buy at 400
>they lock me out of buying
phew I'm glad the jews shut it down

[Anonymous No.27428406]

>/biz/ suddenly gives a lot of shit about who loses money
Very unusual, very suspicious.

[Anonymous No.27428471]

>>27426661
kek retard, he said in his post that was ALL of his profits from years of trading.

[Anonymous No.27428550]

>>27414518

The projection shills on WSB are the worst.

[Anonymous No.27428667]

>>27427127
Short Interest is reported by the exchanges on semi-monthly basis for stocks that trade with the NYSE. The most recent report was short interest as of Jan 15 which is 226.42% of shares float increased from Dec-31 of 140%. This is because shares can be shorted more than once. - https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/key-statistics?p=GME
Today, 9,606,123 new shorts were entered. It's not completely evident how many were covered but some paid services provide live estimates/data of current short interest. The short volume was in line with Tuesday's percentage of 16.89%. That is out of 58,494,600 shares exchanged today, 16.89% were shares that were shorted (sold on margin). This indicates an increasing short interest not decreasing. - https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme..
The days to cover is really just an estimate of how quickly all the shorts could cover their positions by taking the short interest (number of shares shorted) by the average daily volume. Because the volume has been increasing higher for GME this makes it seem like the "days to cover" - 2.81 may seem like the short position is declining but it actually indicates the opposite. I would expect this to be less than 1 when the short squeeze is underway (e.g. less short interest / average volume). - https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/daystocover.asp.. This number is extremely high vs TSLA with a ratio of 1.09 or AAPL 0.88. This high number represents that the short squeeze is ready to hit at any moment but we are far from there.
At this point, the shorts think this is a fad and it will just fade away and so just keep re-entering to not only cover their loss but to earn profit off it's rise. They view that they haven't lost anything that can't be re-earned and aren't afraid of WSB army. Any fake news that say all shorts have exited is completely and 100% false.

[Anonymous No.27428679]

>>27416056
imagine being in that situation, you either cut your losses and walk away with 700k or hold and risk losing even more. He will probably hold as well.

[Anonymous No.27428716]

>>27415463
people really bought gme above 40$ lmfao

[Anonymous No.27428779]

>>27428667
In reality, the days to cover will actually be much more because shares have been shorted more than twice. A position to close takes 2 days. So at most, only half of the short positions could be submitted for close in a given day and then it would require 2 days for those shares to be returned to their rightful owners at which point the 100% of the 120% would be able to exit requiring another 2 days to settle leaving 20% short interest. The second half of the short will be totally and utterly fucked.
While I'm sure many tried to exit today at the drop of $125 if they shorted yesterday and many probably entered at today's high, it's clear that more has been entered via a ladder strategy - 100 shares @ $250, 100 shares @ $240, etc. dropping the price instantaneously but while this is intended to create fear it just exposed risk even more. So the shorts that were entered < $250 are now really screwed and either have to keep putting up more and more margin or cover their position.
I wouldn't be surprised if this continues well into next week or the week after. Wall Street has deep pockets and when the stock rises 100% - 300% in 1 day (e.g. like AMC and GMC), someone has to pony up that money to ensure the short position can actually be covered and if the people who borrowed the margin can't, the clearing firms members (the brokers) have to (hence why RH and WeBull had to halt trading because it became so expensive to the shorts that they, the brokers, were becoming liable).

[Anonymous No.27428782]

>>27420636
How is the true value of a stock calculated? An object for auction is worth what the settled price is between a buyer and seller, the only issue is if the item can make it to the auction-house. In the case of a stock, that requires it meeting listing requirements. Stock certificates can't be traded for cash proportional to a company's profits. Even in the event of banklrupcy, if they are a claim on assets, they're llow priority. It's a big art market/confidence scheme. The price can be anything, if people are willing to pay for it, bid/ask does not track some objective price, the price is the sum of current bid/asks and their trajectory.

[Anonymous No.27428850]

>>27428667
This momentum took off way faster and higher than anyone could have imagined going up over 10x in 5 days (from last Friday to today's high).
I think for this to continue, it will have to have more modest consistent gains, 20-30% per day, because 100%+ jumps creates massive margin calls that the shorts can't fund quickly and so the trades at are risk of settling meaning the brokers have to be deep pocketed enough to cover the greedy suits.
If large jumps continue, trading will halt again. The margin requirements should be increased to 300-400% for any new positions and I think some are doing this but it appears that RH and WeBull's clearing house was exposed to a lot of risk of the suits not being able to cover such quick increases over night literally.

[Anonymous No.27428952]

>>27419278
teh main reddit thread thing is talking about how its the avengers with backup coming from elon musk and wolf of wallstreet guy like their fucking fictional marvel characters.
Delusional manbabbies
you cunts might be nihilistic depressing fucks, but at least you're somewhat grounded.

[Anonymous No.27428960]

>>27421680
If you were really into making money you would not want that.

You're a pool shark, you want to play against people who can win?

[Anonymous No.27429054]

>>27414518
Wallstreet bets are eating each other alive its glorious

[Anonymous No.27429095]

>>27423512

[Anonymous No.27429187]

Okay faggots, explain this.

[Anonymous No.27429265]

>>27420311
>wash trading alone brings the price down 30%
yeah that's not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.27429379]

>>27427722
I have a wife and a gf
I almost wish I hadn't sold at 380
I'd have a good reason to McNutt myself then

[Anonymous No.27429464]

>sold NAK at 1.80 for 40% gains
>decided to hold my 11 shares of gme at 230 average.
Well that seems to be a mistake, might as well hold now for a dead bull bounce.

Although dfv is still holding. So I might as well keep holding to see how it ends. They have to cover. The volume was low today because people can't fucking buy on most brokers. Easy for the price to drop when short attack on low volume day. Fuck them im selling 1k a share.

[Anonymous No.27429590]

>>27423958
Read about gold miners. A lot of them weren't even profitable, but there is something about..mining...or gambling. But really it is just that men are wired to take risks, it has to do with how many mating opportunities men have. You're supposed to dive in and not worry, if you are worrying, it shows you have the wrong attitude.

You don't ever gamble money you cannot lose, and investing is gambling. A term deposit is insured, in your bank, etc. As soon as you are buying a contract (share), that is worth what you can beat out of whoever underwrites it. In the case of a corporation, a share isn't worth anything until you can find someone else to sell it to, for more money. IF you ask "how does the last person get paid?" they don't.

It is 100% a scam/confidence game. Everyone knows this. But, you know, so are lots of things---just know what you're getting into and stop worrying.

[Anonymous No.27429605]

>>27419778
Somthins telling me it aint over ive been wrong before tho

[Anonymous No.27429940]

>>27428667
>>27428779
>>27428850
The problem, even if you were to short a quarter of the entire float at rates of 400 million *NET PROFIT* (short at 400 to 200 with 20m shares) you'd need to execute such illegal bullshit THRICE to cover for how much you're losing when buying out the short if you started at 20 and are closing at 200.
That's only if you're buy and selling 100% of shares you don't own or have shorted already, otherwise you're just cooking the numbers, and going red behind the curtain while you claim you're in the green

[Anonymous No.27430027]

>>27428299
How do shares track company worth? Think about it, don't just repeat TV. Dividends require a company to have money, but not all stock pays dividends.

Stock A, company has revenues of 100 billion, profits of 50 million
Stock B, company has revenues of 200 billion, profits of 100 million.

Is Stock B worth twice as much as Stock A? Is Stock B even necessarily worth more than Stock A?

Other than dividend payments, a stock is just a claim to ownership in event of receivership, because these companies don't ever wind up and pay profits, like the first corporations did, e.g., people would form a company, get a ship, get a charter for a ship, ship cargo, have the boat come back, sell the boat, divide the proceeds. So, if I had a share in that, I could sell it to someone on the expectation that he'd get a share of the profits.

So, how is it inflated? This idea that stock prices track some objective valuation is complete nonsense, no one has provided any evidence for it, it's just something people say because they heard it on TV.

[Anonymous No.27430076]

>>27414518
>mfw Gamestop causes America to plunge into another recession not because the market crashed but because redditors got liquidated

[Anonymous No.27430144]

>>27430027
I'm not repeating tv at all. I just look at the company's shares history.

[Anonymous No.27430380]

>>27426986
>stock goes from 140% SI to 50%
>new shorts were added when the stock mooned to 450
tHe Sqez3 haS nOT bEn Squuzed

[Anonymous No.27430448]

>>27427756
Yeah. Is this a Jewish trick, because I unorinically find the Wall Street douchebags and elitists that short companies to death, less annoying than these Reddit retards that pumped their entire life savings into this because of "dank" memes?

The dumb should fear the smart.

[Anonymous No.27430495]

please can this bounce a little tomorrow so i can get out

[Anonymous No.27430569]

>>27430076
Redditors are going to tear each other apart when the stock collapses too.
>DONT SELL, HOLD FOREVER

I took my profits and ran. Fuck being part of their agenda. Lots of normies "Want to be part of something" tho and instead of taking their profits, they will lose it all to not upset faggots on reddit.

[Anonymous No.27430590]

>>27415687
I lost $150k just today. Down $300k since last week.

[Anonymous No.27430650]

>>27430569
As you should. Investments are for profits. You don't want to be part of a movement/cult. Fuck feelings.

[Anonymous No.27430816]

>>27430495
kek, same
At least i only lost 1k today and i am not a poorfag

[Anonymous No.27430818]

>>27430144
That does not address if that price is tracking the value of the company or something else.

The share price is not tracking what the company is worth, it's tracking what people bid/ask for its shares. What you're saying only makes sense if there is some "natural" value to a stock (not a company) that is caused by the company's performance, and, therefore, we can tell a large company like MSFT from a small one whose name I don't know, and that is why teh share price of MSFT is hirer, it is "more profitable." That only matters for dividends. For share price, the size of the company does not matter, except insofar as the size of the company lets it pay off CNBC, get into the news because it inked a contract with a government, etc. THEN people come to buy. But there's no pipe from company to shareholder, you need to flip the share before it goes down below what you paid for it, which is what everyone is trying to do. If that is all you're trying to do, the stock cannot be "inflated" relative to the company, it's merely inflated relative to what people will pay for it.

But what is that a function of? What other people will pay for it. It's not about any sort of objective valuation, for stock price, it's merely about the confidence people have that the company will remain solvent and listed, otherwise their share is basically worthless because shareholdesr are not even really creditors, they own the company, and everyone else has to be paid before they are cashed out.

[Anonymous No.27430903]

>>27429464
DFV holding means nothing. his calls will almost certainly close ITM, hes already banked 13 million.
By holding he insures that in a year or 2 when he posts his next position, it will moon just because of his commitment to the first play.
its worth more for him to hold to become a brand than the money is worth at this point.

[Anonymous No.27430992]

>>27428667
>>27428779
>>27428850
that’s a lot of works and number shit I don’t understand so I’m just gonna hold, cope and rope

worst case scenario I lost $500

[Anonymous No.27431153]

>>27430448
I agree.
January was a good month till Reddit started their bullshit. Wiped out most my gains for Jan in 2 days.

[Anonymous No.27431176]

>>27430144
This is completely different from the first stocks, which tended to (1) pay dividends yearly and (2) provide for cashing out after a certain number of years. A modern share doesn't necessarily provide dividends, and afaik none of them can be cashed out, except for a number of ETFs that hold physical metals. I am getting the idea that securities, being legal entities, don't track anything in nature, because security is a fiction. But most people want desperately to believe that security tracks something natural, rather than being solely about what people imagine security to be.

[Anonymous No.27431233]

>>27430903
retarded take

[Anonymous No.27431326]

>>27414518
low IQ post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lagd2m/millions_in_gme_calls_bought_today_at_800_hold/

[Anonymous No.27431375]

>>27430495
>>27430816
Why are a lot of you buying GME when obviously you don't know how it even works?

[Anonymous No.27431469]

>>27415463
buy high sell low, a /biz/ classic

[Anonymous No.27431510]

>>27431326
So is this just some random rich fuck or is this the hedgies because they're giving up and know the squeeze is inevitable?

[Anonymous No.27431591]

>>27430448
The problem is that the "smarts" necessary to win at the stock market, e.g. to avoid being the one "holding the bag" are exactly the sort of smarts that are incompatible with social, community life. I mean, the fact that we have to use money at all is mostly because of ugly men who didn't get to mate, why do you think money was invented? Most of our society exists so that ugly, short men who didn't get to mate in nature (primate society) get to mate.

So, I mean, I don't like le reddit either, but jesus Christ, they're retards forced to use money by intelligent, short, ugly assholes. It's not a good scene at all in any way.

[Anonymous No.27431709]

>>27431375
Gambling, the hope of making big bucks. You could make up anything to get people like that ,and to an extension me, to invest in a stock. For example:

GME will skyrocket soon because what we're seeing now is the inverse python strangle. The fact of the matter is, it's a desperate play, and it can only choke the price down by maybe 20%. After that, the theta squeeze happens which subsequently will snowball into the zeta froth which is when the big bucks will be made.

[Anonymous No.27431722]

>>27415699
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SENATORS OFFICE. IVE NEVER ONCE TRADED BEFORE GAMESTOP AND I TOLD THEM IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR PROFESSIONAL INVESTORS TO MITIGATE LOSS.

[Anonymous No.27431741]

>buy after earnings hoping to ride the Cohen and console sales pump
>get dragged into some stupid revolution and make 1000% profit
>sell
feels good

[Anonymous No.27431742]

>>27431591
These short ugly men couldn't mate with females, but they could band together and execute the male the females did want to mate with. The females and these horrible males then eventually formed what is called "civilization."

Anyway, I hear what all the people loling at the redditards are doing, but, like, if we didn't have money, none of this bullshit would exist.

[Anonymous No.27431791]

>Reddit normies thinking they can out-jew the jew

[Anonymous No.27431826]

>>27431375
it's called cutting losses
as for the short squeeze, if it don't happen tomorrrow a lot of retails will lose patience and sell

[Anonymous No.27431894]

>>27431709
That is all the stock market is, and if you don't realize that, well, I can't help you realize it. Why does anyone invest in a stock, other than dividends? So that they can buy low, sell high, and leave someone else buying high, selling low. Anyone who says they "know" that will happen, other than very rare situations, like what GME was, e.g., stupid shorting, there is no sure thing. But the fundamental premise to teh stock market is that if you make a buck it's because you took it from some guy who lost it, so if this bothers you, why are you in the stock market at all?

[Anonymous No.27431985]

>>27431709
And if two billion people went to buy GME tomorrow, it would moon, and then some people would become millionaires, and some would be left holding the bag. But it's the same every time you make a penny on the stock market, it's because someone else lost it. So that cannot bother you if you are playing the stock market, unless you just don't understand what you are doing, you think your winnings come from the house, not the other players.

[Anonymous No.27432253]

why are they shilling so hard on here, because they get banned on reddit, show the graph shill faggot, I'm not going to say it's going to skyrocket but it is definitely volatile, and more than likely going back up

[Anonymous No.27432344]

>>27431894
I guess the point I am making is that for there to be winners, there have to be losers, that is how a game like chess, or the stock market, or Quake CTF, etc. etc. works. It is an inherent part of games that there are winners and losers, so if "gosh, I don't wanna see the lil guy get hurt" is a part of your world-view, you shouldn't be investing: whenever you make a profit, it's because you're hurting some little guy, just like at a casino you're winning off of chronic gamblers who cannot afford it, except in the case of things like poker.

[Anonymous No.27432398]

>>27416538
no, its not, most people got in under $150 and it droppped to 150 thursday before rallying back to 350 friday

[Anonymous No.27432400]

I am all out of GME and AMC for now.

Overall I am still up 20k.
Still feeling kinda shitty though cause I could've played it a lot smarter and made much more.

[Anonymous No.27432435]

I hope you guys are right. Bought 10 GME at 330 (£2500) on Thursday. Shat my pants over the weekend when I started looking elsewhere than wsb and found a lot of people saying it was going to crash. Got out this morning at 280 with a naughty £-355. If it moons this week I think I'll invest in some rope.
Your looking at a man who to this date has never made a profitable investment folks. I think I need to find another hobby

[Anonymous No.27432513]

>>27432344
And even if you play poker with other ppl who can afford to lose it (how do you know htey're not betting borrowed money?) you being there keeps the casino open, taking advantage of idiots and ppl who can't afford it.

So all of this moralizing---if that is your attitude, is it that you haven't thought through what investing is, or is it that you are selective about your care, e.g., taking a dollar from someone doesn't bother you, but 100, that's too much? The gains on the stock market are completely unethical by any reasonable definition of ethics, it is a way for rich people to extract wealth from working ppl (and other rich people, but they can afford to lose it).

[Anonymous No.27432622]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

MUH DIAMOND HANDS

MUH SILVER IS A BANKER DISTRACTION

GET REKT REDDIT NIGGER KIKES

[Anonymous No.27432731]

>itt coping newkeks who either didn’t buyed at all or bought and sold at a loss

[Anonymous No.27432739]

>>27423512
no, it wasnt

[Anonymous No.27432991]

>>27432622
If you accept the premise that the price of comoddities, stocks, etc. is a confidence game, then obviously those articles were run intentionally, to take $$$ away from where they were. The idea of the media benevolently giving a "hot tip" to people is utterly stupid. If it was on the media, it was to some rich person's advantage. Silver is horribly devalued, same for gold, I can't link it but years back there was some concern about the gold price being fixed from london. On metals they can let out a little slack easily, that is my take on why they went to advertising metals, rather than another stock.

The simple minded "silver was naturally going up, so the news media REPORTED that" is so stupid that no one could actually believe it unless he was a real crayon eater. The news reports things, and then it becomes reality. Or they report on what the elites are doing, e.g. they are going to silver stocks, to get the $$$ chasing them instead of chasing GME.

There was never any widespread push for silver on WBS, there were a few posts---and I like silver, it's shiny, but there were only ever a few posts, not highly upvoted. This morning the media comes out both barrels blazing with how "reddit has moved to silver." No one is fooled.

tldr; I eat paste.

[Anonymous No.27433033]

>>27429187
dont bother, let them sit on the sidelines and cry about how they missed out

[Anonymous No.27433098]

>>27424651

sauce

[Anonymous No.27433238]

>>27432991
Also, precious metals do have fundamentals because they're used industrially, etc. etc. Stock certificates, tho, can't eat them. I guess as I have been saying, you could regard them as aesthetic objects, e.g. everyone on earth wants to hang a share of gamestop over the old family fireplace, etc. etc. The fine art market is the archetypal market, so what we saw with GME was a stock being bought on aesthetic grounds, not on the ground of buy low sell high, and if one person does this, his money gets taken by those who are not "stupid." If millions of people do this, and refuse to sell, it will create a new floor price for the share.

The nonsense idea that stock prices track some sort of "objective valuation" is a myth, and they are terrified of billions of monkees realizing that if they all just pour money into a stock, it moons. It only collapses once people try to take profits.

[Anonymous No.27433287]

>>27432435
Youre not investing you fucking retard. Youre FOMOing into casino tier bets.
Youre a gambler.

[Anonymous No.27433396]

>>27433238
What does your average person spend on alcohol, going out, etc. a month? Imagine if every person who did that said "it's no fun at bars because of covid anymore, I'll just put $500 into the stock market every month instead." imagine if they all put it into the same stock on the same day. They're just spending money they would have pissed away in the bathroom bar. They can't all ever get rich, but they can certainly influence stock price with coordination.

[Anonymous No.27433487]

>>27433098
>retarded hedgie shill can't into JAV

[Anonymous No.27433495]

>>27433287
Explain to me, if you want, the logical difference between "investing" and gambling. Cannot for the life of me see any difference unless you

(1) believe you can calculate accurate odds and
(2) have some ad hoc threshold for the odds where it is "gambling" vs. "investment."

Doesn't sound like a scientific distinction.

[Anonymous No.27433496]

>>27431591
Excellent point in the sense these Wall Streeters in large part are often absolutely psychopaths and of course do (((subversive))) things.

"So, I mean, I don't like le reddit either, but jesus Christ, they're retards forced to use money by intelligent, short, ugly assholes. It's not a good scene at all in any way."

That's my only disagreement with you. The people who started this and bought when it looked stupid, when the price was below $100 are geniuses. Good for them, for beating the system. I even got in Thursday, which was probably too late, but managed to sell at a profit, two minutes before market close.

But no one forced these retards to buy when it appeared the run was over. And anyone who follows the crowd blindly, especially on an investment which by all means and purposes, appears to be massively overpriced, is in fact a retard. A lot of these idiots, actually did it for upvotes.

I mean should we have sympathy for those dum dums? I think not. It's just this shit takes work, work most don't want you to put in. But I know (((they))) want you to think this game can't be conquered, but that's bullshit. I am borderline autistic and pretty much a failure in every other aspect of life. If I can do this, anyone can.

[Anonymous No.27433620]

>>27432991
>There was never any widespread push for silver on WBS

We showed in /pmg/ that the original WSB silver thread recommended AG and PSLV, then it got wiped off the face of the earth by the moderators and replaced with an SLV shill thread. The first link is the original that got wiped. You can't see the text any more but the OP edited the post to say "Buy AG and PSLV, not SLV."

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l68ill/the_biggest_short_squeeze_in_the_world_slv_silver/

This is the thread up there now, an SLV shill thread that tells people _not_ to buy PSLV or AG.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6novm/the_real_dd_on_slv_the_worlds_biggest_short/

The bait and switch with respect to Citadel being long SLV is a false flag. Yes, Citadel is long SLV. This is why we keep saying and have been saying since the start of last year that all you do by buying SLV is put money in bankers' pockets and let them dump more worthless paper on your head. The COMEX can't print fake silver to meet demand, if they don't deliver when asked for delivery it's a default and silver immediately goes to $1000. SLV is where they can print infinite shares because nobody can take delivery on SLV except the very same banks who are shorting silver. Hence why people need to buy PSLV so that Sprott can keep draining the COMEX, or AG so that Keith Neumeyer can continue to refuse supplying it.

[Anonymous No.27433814]

>>27433496
>appears to be massively overpriced

based on what? The closest answer I've had is "based on historical share price," but if share price at time T were a function of share price history, anyone could algorithmically predict stocks. So, maybe that is the case, but I don't think it is. Stock prices are not a function of historical prices, they are a function of the current set of outstanding bids, asks and other contracts/offers to contract. So "overpriced" doesn't mean anything. I'm not trying to be condescending, I am just trying to understand what someone means if they say "over-valued." This only makes sense if there is some natural price that a stock should have, and bid/asks at a given time either reflect that price or do not. The only other way to look at it is that a stock is never over-valued, it is simply increasing or decreasing, depending on whether people want to buy more, or don't want to buy more.

[Anonymous No.27434084]

>>27433620
Yeah, I saw that stuff coming in, and my take is that it could well be true, but the idea that this is a fair game is silly. If something is going up, it's because the major players want it to go up, the idea that this is all tracking some fair game that is beyond anyone's comprehension is utterly silly. It's a game, and in some classes of games, playing dumb or bluffing is a big part of the game. I mean, I've yet to have anyone opining on "over-valuation" to respond and tell me what that is other than a word people on CNBC will use if a hedge fund buddy calls them up and says "hey, I have a short position on X, can you say that X is overvalued on your show so that people sell and I can make some money? I'll send you some scotch at Christmas? Who loves you, you maniac! *click*" etc. etc. I am sure that is closer to how it goes than not, and anyone thinking the reporters just magically discovered some activity by the "invisible hand" is tripping.