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27395306 No.27395306 [Reply] [Original]

>See GME craze on WSB, Biz, etc.
>"Don't worry Apes, we stand with you as a community"
>Tell my 57yr old immigrant teacher father facing his retirement to buy into GME at 305 average 350 shares, practically all his retirement money
>Price blows up to ~450
>"dOn'T seLL AnOn, ShOrt SquEeZe ComInG SoOn lolz"
>father desperately wants to sell 1/28, I tell him Biz and WSB say the big short is coming, spend all day convincing him not to
>price collapses over the weekend, ai tell him not to lose hope
>price collapses at open and I have to see my father sob and yell in frustration as he will now have to work until at least 74

But at least I didn't have "Paper Hands", right faggots? You fucking devils deserve a cancer on your house, you FINANCIALLY RUINED ME

>> No.27395446

At this point, my father not only will not be retiring, but he may possibly have to take out a second job just to sustain the mortgage payments. FUCK YOU PIECES OF SHIT

>> No.27395506

>>27395306
I'll take things that didn't happen for $100.

>> No.27395652

>>27395506

Yeah, fuck you too

>> No.27396644

>>27395652
Nice larp bro

>> No.27397196

>>27395652
>Spending your dad's money
>Spending money you can't afford to lose
>Getting financial advice from 4chins.

Yeah there's a couple of fuck ups you made op. Shit thread

>> No.27397394

>>27395306
You're a bad son Anon, and a filthy shitskin to boot.

>> No.27397999

>>27395306
>he actually listened to /biz/ for financial advice
>he bet money that wasn't his
>he put in money he wasn't willing to lose

you deserve it retard

>> No.27398463

>>27395306
LARP thread. If it’s not LARP you and your dad deserve everything that happened to you

>> No.27399224

>>27395306
>and then everyone clapped
sage