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27392961 No.27392961 [Reply] [Original]

Insider here. I have been surfing this board since 2011. I've made 400k last year from crypto from browsing this board. I don't give a fuck anymore. The last 2 weeks have been a shithole here. The desperation and the shit our bosses force us to do which is impossible has taken a toll on me. I don't give a rats ass about this company or this career. Its absolutely disgusting.. They don't care about us. I don't care anymore. Yes we have been spreading misinformation and scare tactics around here, reddit, Facebook, twitter, pretty much every single social media. We have about 60 social media experts that are hired 24/71 to try to get you guys to hop off.
Some of the top reddit guys are also shills. The posts that tell people to hold and wait a little longer or into next week are actually a tactic to subtlety f.u.d.

I can't tell you how much the panic is around here. The desperation. Most of the guys here have pretty much given up. Alot just left. We have banks and other hedge fund big guys coming in here everyday and its obvious they are in full panic mode.

Tomorrow will the squeeze.
Have fun.
Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.

>> No.27393026

okay larper
sell gme today before it crashes tomorrow

>> No.27393099
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27393099

>>27392961
jump off a ledgie, hedgie

>> No.27393117

>>27392961
employee badge or gtfo

>> No.27393120

>>27392961
>do a flip

>> No.27393140

I don't know why but something about this reads legit

>> No.27393156

>>27392961
Nice larp

>> No.27393170

>>27392961
Proof or gtfo

>> No.27393216

>>27392961
>I have been surfing this board since 2011
you have to go back

>> No.27393268
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27393268

Sweet, your dad works at nintendo, too?

>> No.27393291

>>27392961
I hope you never get hired again after this, you subhuman filth

>> No.27393316

Thanks, I've ordered more silver to hedge & offset the rigged economic outlook were seeing today. Feeling better already

>> No.27393407

>>27393117
Yeah like I would just show you my badge and get memed into oblivion. Fuck you.

>> No.27393409

we already de-risked into property, ammo, precious metals and crypto. we are fucking them and the (((market))) with the intention of destroying it. Good luck anon. thx for the heads up

>> No.27393489

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life
Not gonna happen.
But economy in the USA is probably going to the toilet cos muh 15/hr and taxes going up. Small biz are gonna have a fucking bad time.

>> No.27393515

>>27393407
Faggot larper

>> No.27393522

>>27393407
Give some other proof then

>> No.27393591

>>27393407
cover up anything identifying, or are you new around here?
you have to go back

>> No.27393653

>>27393407
>I don't give a fuck anymore
>You want me to give you actual proof of me working at Melvin?

Lol okay kike.

>> No.27393690

>>27392961
Post proof.

>> No.27393699

>>27392961
My dad works at Melvin too and says you're a little bitch

>> No.27393711

>>27393407
Take a non-identifiable picture from somewhere nondescript inside the office.

>> No.27393735

>>27393407
Bitch

>> No.27393857

>>27393407
DATED LETTERHEAD OR SOMETHING ITS NOT THAT HARD

>> No.27394017

>>27392961
post proof or live with the disgusting shame of being a larping faggot forever and your mother will die after being raped by nogs

>> No.27394053

LOL! FUCK YOU MELIVN!!!

>> No.27394164

Yeah I don't think the market will react well regardless of what happens.

>> No.27394296

>>27392961
has there been any shidding or perhaps farding? that's what i'd like to know

>> No.27394336

>>27393407
Post proof fag. If your stupid hedgie fund is going under like you say it is you might as well show proof

>> No.27394404

>>27392961
>2 posts
>no badge
Cmon dude try a bit harder

>> No.27394406

>>27392961
Show proof (and dick)

>> No.27394431

You finally realized you have to kill yourself, filthy kike

>> No.27394439

>>27392961
kys larping faggot

>> No.27394450

>>27394336
this
OP post proof and I'll make a toast to you tomorrow when I make the billions

>> No.27394474

>>27392961
>social media experts
You mean people actually get payed to shitpost on Cambodian dog shaming forums?

>> No.27394579

>>27392961
Post bobs marvin

>> No.27394585

>>27392961
-Q

>> No.27394665

HEDGIE HEDGIE GET IN CAGIE

>> No.27394724

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.

Economy will propser after the leeches gone.

>> No.27394755

>>27393489
If those small businesses were actually good maybe they wouldn't struggle with 15/h. There has been research that explains why 15/h is actually beneficial for small businesses. Google is your friend.

>> No.27394777

>>27392961
Sage this larp

>> No.27394813

>>27392961
Larping is fucking gay. Stop being a faggot.

>> No.27395066

>>27392961
>kek at your life and work being destroyed by reddit

buy silver retards.

>> No.27395168

>>27393407
>>27392961

>obvious larp
>gets angry when people ask for a shred of evidence
>even the corner of a employee badge with no identifying information on it.

>> No.27395298

>>27392961
I work at Melvin too. Although most of my time is spent swimming around the sewer system and terrorizing 1st years

>> No.27395636
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27395636

Guys it's real a Melvin employee just flew over my house

>> No.27396023

>>27392961
Not even a good larp

>> No.27396052

>>27394755
>t. wagie or super duperrrr smart college kid

>> No.27396172

>>27393026
okay melvin

>> No.27396285

>>27393026
Obvious larp. Melvin doesn’t let in any non-tribe members

>> No.27396323

>>27392961
>Tomorrow will the squeeze.

I didn't realise Melvin employed folk with such poor grammar. No wonder it's in trouble.

>> No.27396361

Hedgie hedgie hedgie
jump off that
ledgie ledgie ledgie

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27396503

How about you faggots suck my dick and lick the piss droplets off the tip. Like the bum you all are.

>> No.27396553

what do people feel when they larp

>> No.27396637
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27396637

>>27396503
you call that a suit? no wonder nobody liked you there

>> No.27396733

>>27396503
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.27396773

you got funky fingers but how am I supposed to know you work for melvin

>> No.27396808

>>27396503
What is that photo? Holding cock on the table?

>> No.27396882

>>27392961
Looks like it's time for someone to learn to code. Good luck! It took me 2 years of trying every day before I got any good at it, and I'd say 99.99% of people are hopeless and would never be able to learn to program a quality video game.

>> No.27396905

>>27396637
>>27396733
>>27396808
did he post proof?? is gone

>> No.27396952
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27396952

>>27396637
>>27396733
>>27396808
dont worry i saved his pic for us all

>> No.27396998

bro I was comfy going to sleep at 5c and those idiots dumped it as soon as I closed my eyes
this killed my brains, seems like I will lose every time
only poolz finance gives me income now with their liquidity operation system

>> No.27397008

>>27396503
my nigga thats just a suit, send nose then we'll know

>> No.27397055

>>27396905
it was just a close-up of someone's torso in a bathroom, posted by OP don't know if that was actually him

why'd that got deleted? Was that shit real?

>> No.27397090
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27397090

>>27396952

>> No.27397109

>>27396637
Yeah like we wear $9000 suits to work everyday like you see in your Hollywood movies. Stay poor faggot.

>> No.27397174

>>27397109
then whyd you delete the pic post

>> No.27397176

>>27392961
There are no hedgies on the internet.
actual hedgies only know about WSB. They have no idea what 4chan is and they certainly don't know we have a crypto.

this is a COPE slide thread without any evidence.

stay mad ledditors

>> No.27397199

>>27396952
I confirm it was that, just enough to get identified by his coworkers, not enough to confirm his story

>> No.27397210

>>27397109
send nose

>> No.27397231

>>27397109
shit must be uncomfortable to wear all day, looks good though ngl

>> No.27397260

>>27397109
Why would a millionaire want to hire you if you can't even afford to wear a 10k suit?

>> No.27397313

>>27397176
How naive

>> No.27397340

>>27396952
>button tie pin
what the fug

>> No.27397409

>>27397260
Why the fuck would we wear 10000 dollar suits to the office you fucking retard

>> No.27397480

>>27397260
>this
OP is fake and gay. Also Melvin is small enough to fail and go to fuck off

>> No.27397490
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27397490

>>27397409
you guys liquidating all positions or wat?

>> No.27397529

>>27397109
post a letter from Melvin capital and block out your name. or else you're a larp.
Or post a photo taken from your phone of your computerscreen showing the company intranet page or else you're a larp

>> No.27397533

>>27392961
The janitors over at melvin are getting uppity.

>> No.27397579

>>27394755
i wonder who this guy voted for hmm

>> No.27397598

>>27392961
If this is true, thank you for the heads up anon. I hope you make it out alive.

>> No.27397603

Post cock or STFU

>> No.27397696

>>27392961
Then post even a smidgeon of proof, aside from your cufflinks and the hotel elevator. You gigalarping bag peddler.

>> No.27397703

>>27396952
ah yes, the infamous Melvin restroom, I'd know it anywhere.

>> No.27397753

>>27397199
This. What a retarded.
>post proofs
>No, I don't want to risk identifying myself.
>Okay then post something non-identifiable, like the corner of a badge.
>No way, here, instead I'll post a selfie from the bathroom, revealing my outfit. The post time will also tie me to the bathroom, so I can easily be found.
Like, he couldn't have fucked up more. And yeah the worst part is he only identified himself, not anything to do with Melvin.

>> No.27397763

>>27397409
Come on guy it's a 12 thouasand dollar suuit.

>>27396952
Ahhh heck, he might not be lying. I believe he works at Melvin because he's fucking retarded. Instead of taking a picture of literally anything else in the building he takes a self-identifying partial selfy.

>> No.27397853

>>27392961
>The posts that tell people to hold and wait a little longer or into next week are actually a tactic to subtlety f.u.d.
>Tomorrow will the squeeze.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.27397887
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27397887

Kek this thread makes me wonder how many legit insiders 4chan has had that were just called pajeet faggot larpers

>> No.27397897

real melvin employees would wear expensive suit or meundies onesies cause of fuck you money, there is no inbetween

>> No.27397968

>>27393407
Just take a picture of something you own that has the company logo if you are legit because it looks like you are not

>> No.27398062

>>27393140
Because you’re a retarded newfag, that’s why

>> No.27398074

>>27397109
Anon you're only supposed to tie the top button

>> No.27398103

>>27397897
Everyone in finance wears these faggot cole haan sneaker shoes and lululemon dresspants to work now because it's all about comfort and being trendy. No one wears a suit to the office, ever.

>> No.27398175

>>27397887
Well that's the point, you fucking berate them until they prove it or else it means literally nothing.

>> No.27398228

>>27396952
Thats all the proof i need

>> No.27398241

>>27392961
based insider

>> No.27398285

>>27394755
Yeah it’s really worked wonders for Seattle’s economy. Fucking retard all minimum wage hike does it raise the cost of living. You should kys college fag.

>> No.27398378
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27398378

>>27392961

You have to go back LARPfag

>> No.27398379

>>27398175
I understand the defense mechanism, but there have to be quite a few that were legit that just left because they couldn’t handle the bantz

>> No.27398442

>>27392961
Can you at least post more interesting things if you aren't larping instead of just insulting people? Why tomorrow then? Start with that.

>> No.27398503

>>27397490
Yes. They will stall till the last minute around 3 probably. Good luck. And buy some gold and silver immediately after because everyone will go to buy. The big guys are already loading up on it thats why the site has been shot. You might still have a chance. Buy it now even. No this is not to get you to not buy gme dips, whatever the fuck you retard believe up to you.
When this falls, it will create a domino effect and many other hedges will fall, which will domino to every sector of the economy. Good luck.

>> No.27398604

>>27397340
its literally the button of a shirt you shit-kicking hick

>> No.27398620

>>27392961
Nice LARP reddit tard not gonna hold your bag sold right before the crash which is not coming back up. Bobo is out of his cave and I can't wait till he mauls some reddit retards

>> No.27398642

>>27392961
>Tomorrow will the squeeze
thanks for the info pajeet

>> No.27398643

>>27392961
How many YPO fucks work at Melvin?

>> No.27398644

>>27392961
Damn pretty based, have a bump.

>> No.27398668

>>27396952
Cheap suit, gaudy marble floor, shitty manicure. I think this might be legit.

>> No.27398679

>>27393711

You are bad at this game

>> No.27398806

posting in epic bread before the greatest financial collapse! God speed brothers.

>> No.27398837
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27398837

>>27392961
>I have been surfing this board since 2011

>> No.27398853

2 MORE WEEEKS!!

>> No.27398924
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27398924

If any of this is true OP, i only ask you this.
is this it? Have we won? Or do you think the jew has a contingency?

>> No.27399208

https://535mad.com/

>> No.27399323

>>27398503
I just coomed thanks

>> No.27399613

>>27392961
How much will this hurt banks?

>> No.27399624

>>27398503
Oh hey that was my plan anyway, ammo, silver and crypto. So I'm on the same level as you fags. I don't know whether I should be pleased or distressed by this.

>> No.27399663

>>27398379
Probably, how do you suggest we improve this though?

>> No.27399808

>>27398379
It doesn't matter how many there are if you can't tell them apart from shills.

>> No.27399909

>>27398503
Sounds fun

>> No.27399948

>>27393407
post penis

>> No.27400141

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.
Thanks mate I will have fun.

>> No.27400181

>>27392961
GREG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU WE'RE FIRED 6 MONTHS AGO FOR FUCKING THE BOSSES SON AND GIVING HIM AIDS

>> No.27400217

>>27392961
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD. I'VE BEEN WORKING THESE RETARDS ALL FUCKING WEEK AND YOU'RE PISSING IT ALL AWAY. IF I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

>> No.27400334

>>27400181
>>27400217
You working in the same pajeet shill farm?
lmao

>> No.27400369

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.

Just in my lifetime? thats A-OK. thats not even that bad

>> No.27400396

>>27400217
kek

>> No.27400416

>>27392961
do a flip faggot

>> No.27400471

>>27400181
>>27400217
>>27400334
Oh shit that's funny/scary what the fuck bro?

>> No.27400493

>>27400181
lel based greg

>> No.27400537

>>27392961
>Alot
subhuman

>> No.27400548

>>27397231
suits are comfortable af if they fit right

>> No.27400713

>>27392961
>Tomorrow will the squeeze.
>work at hedge fund
>can not into english
3/10 faggot

>> No.27400744

>>27392961
fake and gay, proof, show your dick or gtfo

>> No.27400839

>>27396952
Anon you can't just put on a cheap suit, drive over to a Marriott and take a selfie in the lobby bathroom and call it "proof"

>> No.27400849

>>27392961
Tell you what, post a picture of some company stationery or something to prove you're actually in the building, larper

>> No.27400866

>>27393407
then the only depression we'll be seeing is from you hedgefags when your financially ruined and on the other end of the rescission.

>> No.27400966

>>27393026
this oh and fpbp

>> No.27401010

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.

It's about fucking time.

>> No.27401019

>>27392961
So how big can this squeeze possibly be?

>> No.27401069

>>27392961
>has $400k
>still a wagie
Ok.

>> No.27401102

>>27395636
One flew just by my 7th floor window

>> No.27401518

>>27401019
I dont know for sure and no one does but alot of people around estimating around 3k

>> No.27401659

>>27401518
post corner of badge, stationary, even a pen.

>> No.27401886 [DELETED] 

>>27392961
Alright, so put everything in DOGE then right?

>> No.27402081

>>27392961
I'm super long brass, copper, and lead. I'm ready.

>> No.27402359
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27402359

>>27398503
ok bro, I aint burger, not touching GME shits
but now I'm selling anyway, check pic related

>> No.27402519

>>27396952
>blue shirt
>black suit
>both buttons done up
This can't be true...if someone went into a half-decent firm here in the UK dressed like that they would be told to fuck off.

>> No.27402685

>>27392961
Why tomorrow? What's special about it?

>> No.27402716
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27402716

>>27397887

>> No.27402786

>>27402519
yeah who teh fuck buttons both buttons

>> No.27402906

>>27392961

Post foreskin or gtfo

>> No.27403272

>>27402519
>>27402786
>>27396952
Yep, this nigga really forgot the "Sometimes, Always, Never" rule for suit buttons. Embarrassing.

>> No.27403415

>>27402359
what am I looking at

>> No.27403546

attention new fags
OP is what we old fags refer to as a larping faggot
what he says will not come true
larping faggots are just that, larping faggots
they are never real

>> No.27403624

>>27403272
sometimes always never?

>> No.27403699

haha let short tomorow the banks

>> No.27403710

>>27401518
If I wanted to work for Melvin what should I have on my CV? (Besides “Made money with GME trades”) Also, post your coffee mug.

>> No.27403824
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27403824

>>27403624
Just a rule of thumb

>> No.27403858

>>27397753
this is how i know this nigga never ordered deserts from the dark web

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27404019

>>27392961
>nobody in the thread has mentioned that this board was created in 2014

>> No.27404298

>>27403824
Always the top button even if 3 button suit but those should be shunned since so few guys actually have the build for it but that's just imo

>> No.27404372

>>27392961
>The posts that tell people to hold and wait a little longer or into next week are actually a tactic to subtlety f.u.d.
this might actually be legit and is exactly what i was thinking when i read these posts

>> No.27404401

>>27399663
>>27399808
I don’t care about it, it just makes me laugh to think of someone who comes on here to drop serious information and a bunch of frogs just start calling him a faggot kek it’s pretty funny

>> No.27404630

>>27392961
>I've made 400k last year from crypto from browsing this board
This is chump change seriously. Are you going to retire off 400k?

>> No.27404779

>>27404401
Yeah, it makes me smile

>> No.27404805

>>27394755
Seek Jesus

>> No.27404845

No proof, no truth

Fuck off

>> No.27404914
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27404914

>>27404630
Can I have your chump change?

>> No.27404961

>>27392961
wtf i love melvin now

>> No.27405328

>>27392961
have you met Mr Melvin personally?

>> No.27405332

>>27404019
Its because half of us are /poltards hoping the economy crashes, and the other half are shills

>> No.27405367

>>27400839
lmaooo

>> No.27405460

>>27403824
Probably the most informative thing I’ve ever gotten from this board

>> No.27406149

>>27392961
>Also have fun with the greatest financial depression you will ever see in your life.
A thief with the moral high ground?

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27406271

>>27403415
you're about to enter bloodbath

>> No.27406434

>>27398503
>around 3
?? Why are you using West Coast time if the firm is in NY?

>> No.27406785

>>27406271
can you explain it to a retard?

>> No.27406951

>>27406785
we are on the fall before blast off? idk

>> No.27407238

>>27392961
fuckin larper

>> No.27407272

>>27404019
I was thinking 2011 was wrong. thanks.

>> No.27407712

>>27394755
>Paying more in labor is good goy
Thats why all (((corporations))) go to enormous lengths to keep their wages as low as possible

>> No.27408083

She'll be alright, OP.

Remember to breathe. Don't use a pistol or explosives.

t.me/xrpgeneral

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27408526

>>27397703
underrated kek

>> No.27408677

>>27393026
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/melvin-capital-lost-53-in-january-hurt-by-gamestop-and-other-bets-11612103117

>> No.27408709

>>27393026
Love how anons were all about the squeeze maybe taking weeks and now when it didnt happen Monday you're all dropping your nuts

>> No.27408915

what impact will it have on nokia?

>> No.27408916

>>27392961
The least minimum proof you can do is post a picture of your ID. Edit out the name and shit. We dont care about your bastard name.