/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27389782]

tips for getting my first job as a white person ?

>stop being neet
>graduate from school
>2 internships, 100% on each
>perfect attendance record
>thriving linkedin
>resume, cover letter, references all checked by teachers and career services at my school
>100 job applications and nothing
>everything i fill out talks about diversity
>everything i read from industry talks about the poor marginalized ppls and how they need jobs

like wtf do i do to get a career and first job clearly im doing something wrong but idk what it is

[Anonymous No.27389968]

>>27389782
STEM degree, except finish it before now because you'll get outcompeted by H-1Bs shortly

[Anonymous No.27390134]

>>27389782
Start your own business. If you are actually as smart as you claim you are then this should be obvious and very easy.

[Anonymous No.27390150]

>>27389782
legally change your gender to female
if any employer asks any probing questions, sue them

[Anonymous No.27390318]

Are you also a male and at least average height?
Literally just show up

[Anonymous No.27390516]

>>27389782
Go into the trades and never ever mention being stupid enough to go to a four year university to work for free for a job that doesnt exist and will never exist.

[Anonymous No.27390694]

>>27389782
Just mention in your application that you identify as black, or maybe transfluid or whatever, and how you could enrich the company with your personal diversity.
Transracial is apparently a thing now, when even the AP talks about people who "identify" as black.

[Anonymous No.27391207]

Have you had a job? You fucked up if you didn't do an entry level food or retail job through your young life.
I'll hire anyone over you because I have no way of knowing how you will react to having a steady job.

[Anonymous No.27391214]

>>27389782
Say that you're part black.
25% should be enough to get the job.

[Anonymous No.27391554]

>>27390150
High IQ take.