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>> No.27343190
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27343222
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How are we looking today?

>> No.27343316

>>27343147
>guro panda link
what?

>> No.27343327

>more and more amerifats wake up
>memestocks crash
thanks

>> No.27343330

validating thread

>> No.27343342

My tqqq take profit is set at 96.71

>> No.27343348
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NTDOY fags, how much are you holding?
I figure BotW or a 4K switch announcement will spike the price, but I'm a poorfag with no idea how much I should invest.

>> No.27343390

>>27343147
Should I put my gme gains in moon or wait to watch for awhile?

>> No.27343395

>>27343316
copy/paste from nightly thread.

>> No.27343418

Three (3) SMG Threads

>> No.27343431

>>27343348
>holding non-meme stocks
ishygddt

>> No.27343473
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27343481

>>27343418
Who doesn't like a good bargain?

>> No.27343488

>>27343327
Based burgers

>> No.27343521

Explain to me why SNDL is a bad stock?

Normies are hyping it too much all over the place online I'm starting to believe it and need a reality check

>> No.27343528
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>>27343147
Could've ripped trough +30.000€ alltime gains if it weren't for amimarkets tanking last week

>> No.27343536

>>27343390
what do the memelines tell you?
I'm holding.

>> No.27343554

Whoa amc calm down I can only get so erect

>> No.27343579
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>THCB

>> No.27343582
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.27343590

fuck, anyone want a ticker priced using my shitty tensorflow model?

>> No.27343589

I have stock market fatigue

>> No.27343632
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>GME red in PM
>go on reddit to witness those bagholders
>people in the general spamming that this is "just a short ladder attack and to HOLD"
>WSG has gone from 2.5 mil subs to almost 8 mil
I mean at this point it's just people spamming buzzwords with zero idea of what's actually happening, right? Or has it been that way all along?

>> No.27343663
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>tfw I will be spending my gamestop bucks on hookers

>> No.27343669

>>27343590
COCP

>> No.27343701

>>27343590
LON: RR

>> No.27343717

>>27343632
Doesn't matter as long as they keep moral up this way for those guys

>> No.27343731

>>27343536
I have no clue I’m up 40% on it tho pretty cozy.

>> No.27343733

Guys it’s 4am and I keep hearing weird noises inside my apartment. I’m alone.

>> No.27343752

>>27343590
Yea run uhhhh GME

>> No.27343775

>>27343632
I remember watching people shit themselves this spring when their puts evaporated due to theta and IV squeezing

>> No.27343779
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>bagholding GME
I was an idiot and I admit it.

>> No.27343784

What's for breakfast /smg/?

>> No.27343785

a bubble just flew over my house

>> No.27343789

>>27343348
I'm holding 100. Not selling any just accumulate more until I die.

>> No.27343798

>>27343632
It used to be more usable. It’s either all bots or 12 year olds now.

>> No.27343805

>>27343632
i want to believe, for the sake of mems. but this smells like the epic bitcoin pump and dump from a couple years back

>> No.27343807

>>27343632
Yes anyone who over uses memes like
>muh market makers
>muh ladder attack
>muh barcodding
>muh black pools
doesn't know what they're talking about

>> No.27343808

>>27343590
RR Rolls royce or ESPO esports etf

>> No.27343813

>>27343717
If it wasnt for the buy button being removed I’d still be in gme. I’m liking the other memes

>> No.27343824

>>27343632

Good, I need this shit to hit $400 so I can dump my bags.

>> No.27343923

>363% on OPTI
>Only have 1500
Feels bad bros

>> No.27343928

>>27343733
>Guys it’s 4am and I keep hearing weird noises inside my apartment. I’m alone.
You on PST which means you're a cock sucking shit packing wetback.

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>>27343632
4chan > Reddit > Discord > Stocktwits > Twitter > YouTube

Those were my "social media" rankings before fuck knows what it is now

>> No.27343938

>>27343798
I've been digging into a lot of the spammers and the majority have never posted on WSB before or are fairly new accounts.
I mean for fuck's sake, look at the WallstreebetsELITE subreddit and the threads over there. It's filled up with "upvote 100 times and i'll buy 100 AMC stock!" threads. If that's not the biggest red flag in the world to get off this fucking ride, I don't know what is.

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>>27343813
>he sold

>> No.27343987

>>27343807
>blockbuster 2.0

>> No.27343994

>>27343928

So does that demons are roaming around in my apartment?

>> No.27343996
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>i input my portfolio data into yahoo finance in october and forgot about it
>30 GME shares at 13$
>it would be 2400% up if I just left it there

>> No.27343998

>>27343147
Kek I said I sold on Reddit and got 80 dislikes in 5 seconds. Fuck these faggots

>> No.27343999

>>27343669
>COCP
$15.18
>>27343701
>LON: RR
$28.31
>>27343752
>GME
$98.87
>>27343808
See above
(I'm not pricing ESPO because ETF pricing is cancer.)

>> No.27344017

>>27343824
It will go to 400 and you will hold on longer because of greed

>> No.27344051

>>27343923
Really? What are those fuel saving device scammers up to?

>> No.27344077

>>27343999
As you can see, the models' a bit shit.

>> No.27344140

are there any nice porn/adult-related stock? I want to cash in on coomers

>> No.27344144

Is AG the play still

>> No.27344171

>>27344017

I seen it hit $480 and couldn’t even think of selling. $400 is my exit point for sure this time

>> No.27344191

>>27344144
You had to be in on friday otherwise find some other cheapies today. Plenty to be had.

>> No.27344206

>>27343632
Early holders already would have made a fortune off of covered calls, and can continue to do so. Of course the longer they tell others to "HODL" the more they can make. Worst case scenario for them is the week ends above the strike they wrote and they still make profit from getting called. Getting into GME now is beyond retarded.

>> No.27344229

>>27343222
What was the catalyst?

>> No.27344264

>wakes up
>bloody green
better buy the dip like your top strategist would always say.

>> No.27344281

>>27344171
Honestly if you're really convinced on selling just sell a portion and see where this goes.

>> No.27344290
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Newfag here. I understand limit order let me buy at the price I want. You'd usually use those if, say, company is at 11$ and you put a limit buy at 10$, then it will execute once it reaches that value. It's all fine here. Now I'm not sure about the reverse : company is at 10$, but I expect it to open between around 11$. If I put a limit order to buy at, say, 11$, but it ends up opening at 10.5$, will I have grabbed shares at 10.5$, or will I be cucked and have bought them at 11$ from a sneaky bastard looking at the order book?

>> No.27344304
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>selling GME before the squeeze
going to be a lot of regret in here

>> No.27344306

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>> No.27344315

>>27344191
Then I'm going SOXL. Fucking sick of these shit meme stocks

>> No.27344329
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currently in IVR bought 2k shares @3,45. i'm still holding after 20% gain. i expect it to go 5$ soon, been watching the stock for a long time.

but got a question for /biz/. any day traders here? people here who also trade FX? i want to start full time day trading and drop out of uni. i'm getting 20k soon so that should be enough to make a living out of it.

been on lurking on /biz/ for years now (2014?) and its the only one i visit on 4chan. made 10k from crypto those and and sometimes traded on FX but my main focus never was trading but i want to do this my whole life. it's the only thing i genuinely enjoy.

t. europoor

>> No.27344348

>tfw sold BCRX on Friday

lmao, I deserve this.

>> No.27344372
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>GME down almost 7%

>> No.27344376

>>27344306
EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>> No.27344379

>>27344304
>Trump will still be inaugurated for his second term!
That's what this is reminding me of.

>> No.27344438

>>27344304
Yes 35 to 450 was not the squeeze. Just blew past 20 year all time high in a week

Everyone on reddit is a fucking schizophrenic

>> No.27344445
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>futures
are we going up?

>> No.27344448
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>>27344315
How can you be sick of these mfcking gains?

>> No.27344452

Tfw SPCE announced new testflight And i dont really care about my minimal GME position anyway. And SN9 might fly today. It's gonna be a comfy week.

>> No.27344457

>>27344229
Blackrock increasing its ownership apparently

>> No.27344485

I like to be fucked like a slut , come here daddy let me eat it up, look in his eyes and swallow the nut

>> No.27344490

Will it be worth buying the GME dip or is that shit over now?

>> No.27344491

>>27344140
tqqq big green dildos for the rest of your life

>> No.27344498

>>27343590
AAL, OPEN and AUPH?

>> No.27344513
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>>27344229
I'm not entirely sure. Black Rock purchased 9% equity in BCRX Friday, maybe they are buying more. There also seems to be a biowar on shorts as of late, could be getting some traction from that

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>>27344438
squeezes don't last this long, we would have dumped already.

>> No.27344544

>>27344490
Wait till 10:30 if it doesn't drop to 250 then we're seeing an upward movement.

>> No.27344550
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27344550

Ordered:
10 AMC @ $14
1 GME @ $330
5 PSLV @ $10

Bought:
10 NOK @ $4.78
Am I gonna make it?

>> No.27344566

Reminder to never set stop losses, stop losses are a tool used by MM to stop loss hunt people and take the opposite side of the trade. If no one used stop losses retail traders could have an advantage

>> No.27344579

All I want is for AMC to go to 18 dollars premarket so I can fucking escape this hell of uncertainty

>> No.27344613

>>27344550
>Am I gonna make it?
Make it to what? Paying rent for 1 month in a shithole like Kentucky?

>> No.27344617

MAN i wANTED ARKK CHEAPIE,


at least NOK will pump since everyone already left robinhood

>> No.27344620
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Amc nok bros

>> No.27344627

Anyone recommend a stock under $1 that I can spend my free robbinhood stock on?

>> No.27344629
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>>27344550

>> No.27344637

>>27344329
you wont necessarily make more by trading more.

>> No.27344639

>>27343147
Hello fellow /biz/nessmen
Any fellow Ausfags have any idea what we should be doing with our superannuation accounts during this turmoil? Usually if we're headed for a crash like Covid I call in and go defensive on my investments and leave it at max growth the rest of the time.
However this doesn't look like a crash or am I kidding myself? Is the market crashing with no survivors?

>> No.27344645

>>27344550
Probably would have had better odds going all-in on a penny stock.

>> No.27344660

Nintendo did really well. Should I get ADRs or buy directly in Tokyo?

>> No.27344658
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time to buy is over
time to HODL is about to begin

>> No.27344669

Give me a quick rundown on NAKD

>> No.27344671

>>27344579
It hit 18.91 last night on FTX

>> No.27344688

>>27344329
lmao that's not how it works
stay in school kid

>> No.27344694

>>27344526
That’s what today is

>> No.27344701
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>>27343147

>> No.27344706

>>27344620
+ NOK will fucking moon this week

>> No.27344723

>>27344550
god her jugs are huge and her defiance against the jew is admirable

>> No.27344728

Anyone have the reading list pasta? I could have sworn there used to be one.

>> No.27344735

>>27343390
Leave it on the baghodling orbiter as it crashes back to earth.

>> No.27344750
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>>27343147
Okay so I'm kind of a noob and i've got a question:
If/Once the short squeeze happen, say you've set your price at 5k, you'll get undercut until almost everyone has sold right? I'm assuming they won't need to buy all the highly priced stocks during the squeeze.

>> No.27344751
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Is there some good video course out there to learn stocks, investment, trading etc? Or even just a book that takes you from tard to decent?
I've been doing shitcoins since like 2018 and I've made a decent amount and minimized losses, now I'd like to gitgud.

>> No.27344782
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DEAR MELVIN
YOU WROTE ME BUT I STILL AINT SELLIN

>> No.27344787
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my lil AMC coin doin some

>> No.27344799

>>27344613
I'll get to live in Kentucky?
Definitely made it.

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>>27343784
good morning

>> No.27344873

>>27343784
oats & milk with coffee

>> No.27344876

GME pre-market not looking so hot, time to dump!

>> No.27344883

>>27344750
When it squeezes it goes from 45 to 350

>> No.27344886

>>27344750
>>27344751
Here schizo, and retard \
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18eH2XnyZhQZvSi8Nsm750XdLh7G7Hbf5
dont usually browse this time so im guessing its mostly brits fuck helping brits but whatever m8

>> No.27344911

>>27343784
Had a bowl of cereal

>> No.27344916

>>27344876
>1 post by this ID

>> No.27344927

Anyone able to make sense of Kjetill's schizo-whale tweets this morning? I don't see what's going to be so special about today.

>> No.27344941

Im selling because im stuck on fucking robinhood.

my td ameritrade account was approved over the weekend

>> No.27344942

>>27343784
Adderall.

>> No.27344943

>>27344751
drop technical trading bullshit and learn fundamental investing. Technicals are only good for timing your entry and exit. Although in 2020 people rellying on fundamentals got BTFO at every turn which normally doesn't happen...

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>>27344815

>> No.27344972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMLo-2pjK30


what the fuck is this filthy pajeeet going on about, did he just find /biz/?

>> No.27344970

>>27344886
Thanks. Out of those, what are the top 2 you would recommend?

>> No.27344976

>>27344751
No there isn't you just have to learn as you go
Profitable trading is one of the most secretive fields for obvious reasons and the vast majority of what's out there is bullshit written by retards who make a living out of selling courses and mentorships
But there are some good youtube channels like this one
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAkEaTZXiMMXKrYqwM6dZ5A

>> No.27344984

>>27344927
Today we get to collect reddit posts of people losing their minds and savings at the same time

>> No.27344989

>>27344620
>>27344706
whats the reason for NOK? chart doesnt look good, was there news?

>> No.27345003
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I have a lot to do, shoveling mainly. Staying in cash today, see if the dumb money leaves. Doubt it though

>> No.27345041

>>27344972
Who the fuck cares why are you posting shitty normalfaggot youtube videos?

>> No.27345044

>>27344989
meme and plenty of mainstream shillin. Just get in there are bagholders above 5.

>> No.27345051
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>AMC Pre market

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27345073

>>27345003
allah have mercy what a slampig

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>>27343147
Still holding GME for now. Blackrock and Fidelity are defecting from the prisoners dilemma of not fucking other funds up the ass. It's the fourth turning, time for the great reset and they're going to get what they can while it's still there. Any "shutting it down" in earnest would have happened by now, this is a genuine power move. Hold on to your asses.

Also don't ban me this pic is too close to the OP's not to post.

>> No.27345113

GME Pre-Market not looking good. I think I will sell.

>> No.27345134

Short V today at open

>> No.27345157

>>27345003
Chooba

>> No.27345160
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Premarket gainers and losers

>> No.27345180

>>27345113
gtfo fud bot

>> No.27345181

>>27343147
My SILJ options I bought for 20cents already ITM, wtf.
I’m gonna make it brahs.

>> No.27345182

NAKD bros where are you

>> No.27345188
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Robinhood lowered their restrictions to only 8 stocks it looks like. They really don't want the GME squeeze to happen, huh?

>> No.27345191

>>27345113
give up shlomo, the squeeze IS happening.
you WILL live in the pod.
you WILL have no possessions.
you WILL be happy.

>> No.27345195

>>27344637
i agree

>>27344688
elaborate faggotbitch

>> No.27345200

Who cares if dumb money leaves or not

What is one stock that you know and trust, that will undoubtedly make you great returns in the next 10-20 years, im young so i have that time.
Its too overwhelming to choose. Im thinking all in WKHS its going to be comparable to R boomer stock if you are familiar with ryder, i dont need to explain why

>> No.27345208

>>27345092
Vanguard better get a healthy slice of the assfuckening profits. They are /myguys/.

>> No.27345221

>>27345113
don't sell yet it's bound to re-test the $420 technical level during price discovery

>> No.27345223

https://teddit.net/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l97ykd/the_real_reason_wall_street_is_terrified_of_the/

g-guys... it's really time to stop. you guys have no idea in what you put your hands into; this is no joke but deadly serious.
selling today at opening if the best thing to do.

>> No.27345261

>>27345188
They limited GME because they issued more shares than existed

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betting against GME is like going against the streisand effect

>> No.27345268

>>27343784
protein, creatine and 2% milk baby

>> No.27345274

Everyone on wsb is a fucking schizo. If you say something good about gme with rockets you get upvotes but if you say anything bad even practical you get 700 downvotes and ignored and if you sell or say anything bad you get called a bot

This is a fucking train wreck

>> No.27345275

>>27345113
>t. Melvin

>> No.27345279

>>27345223
go back

>> No.27345295

>>27344498
>AAL
$34.07
>OPEN
$45.27
>AUPH
$66.09

>> No.27345301

>>27345160
Wish someone had shilled MBRX

>> No.27345312

getting really sick of seeing that stupid reddit blonde hair cartoon thing

>> No.27345318
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>gf has a fidelity account and gets ready to buy GME on thursday
>i follow suit and set up my account as well
>gf tells me with absolute certainty that once you add funds you don't have to wait for the process to go through and you automatically get money to spend and you're golden
>ok.jpg
>waiting for monday
>wake up today
>go to set up my funds
>linking bank account takes 4-7 days to process
>can't even send funds at all yet
>confront my gf about it
>"Well it was just an assumption since that was how it worked with coinbase. I didn't actually go to purchase GME yet"
I'm fucking screwed

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>>27344379
Exactly, the time to get in $GME was Fall 2020

>> No.27345323

>>27345160
>Phunware
Wasn’t this shilled by a larper last year?
I’m sure you can find threads on Warosu.
Come to think of it he shilled PHUN and KSM together and both have done amazingly. I wonder what his next plays are.

>> No.27345325

>>27345113
You held all weekend just to sell
where are your balls

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>>27345208
Yeah they got you brah

>> No.27345340

>>27345188
noooooooo you can't go long where we are naked short reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.27345353

>>27345274
why do you give af this is good. Why would you let someone demoralize your army in the middle of war.

>> No.27345355

>>27345274
It's literally the zoomer/millennial Q

>> No.27345358

>>27345003
this is the first fat cunt I've ever wanted to fap to. would bust on that pretty face

>> No.27345382

>>27345274
Yeah this is going to ruin the sub going forward.
I liked /smg/ more but WSB was nice to have as secondary DD when certain posts got popular. It's going to be fucking impossible to have worthwhile DD on that subreddit anymore. It's going to become a political anti wallstreet subreddit.

>> No.27345387

Short V

>> No.27345407
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27345407

>>27343190
PUSH IT
TO THE LIMIT, LIMIT

>> No.27345410

>>27345295
Thanks m8. Hoping your tensorflow model ends up being even relatively close to correct now.

>> No.27345413

>>27345301
Its a 5-1 split not real gains

>> No.27345419

>>27345318
Well you can always buy some $DOGE!!!!! *rocket emoji x10*

>> No.27345435
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27345435

>>27344629
True, NOK will reach 5 when NASDAQ is open won't it? Not so sure about NAKD.

>> No.27345436

WHAT THE FUCK NO CHEAPIES AGAIN??
GET ME SOMETHIGN TO FUCKING PURCHASE
ONLY $POOLZ COIN CAN BRING ME MONEY NOW WTF
WTF IS GOING WITH OTHER TOKENS?!?!?

>> No.27345438

>>27345382
>using reddit
go back

>> No.27345440

>>27345268
Exquisite. What flavor protein powder, anon?

>>27344942
Based

>>27344911
Why only half of a bowl? And what cereal, if you don't mind me asking.

>>27344873
Patrician taste. I had oats and blueberries as a pre-workout meal this morning.

>>27344815
Wow! That looks good, anon.

>> No.27345446
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27345446

is this good advice or some redditor doing armchair investing

>> No.27345475

>WSB already going full HOLD posting

OHONONONONONO

>> No.27345474

>>27345274
I got in late to GME but fuck me it's unbearable. I've been on and off investing for a bit and this is a purely speculative punt to make bank off hedgies.
Seeing people post about selling cars and shit to buy more GME makes me want to throw myself off a cliff for getting in with these spastics.

>> No.27345478

Dumping my meme stock bags on the redditors at open thanks to them being pumped pre-market. Cheers. Are you fellas feeling SQQQ or TQQQ today?

>> No.27345481

>>27343784
McDonald's 2 for $3 chicken biscuits. They also have $1 any size iced coffee. I get a large and drink it over several days.

>> No.27345492

how do i profit off of zoomers, theyre all beating me in returns now because of doge and gme

>> No.27345510

>>27345113
>nearly up 10% since this post
retard

>> No.27345509

>>27345446
what the fuck do you think

>> No.27345511

>>27345446
If you have to ask if it's good advice, it's probably not good advice.

>> No.27345519

>>27343190
This meme is a hidden gem

>> No.27345518

>>27345475
>trust the plan 2 more weeks

>> No.27345524

>>27345440
>Why only half of a bowl
Didn't say half. It was honey nut cheerios with some strawberries.

>> No.27345550

Are futures meaningless? They are blood red last night and now they are blood green

>> No.27345582

>>27345492
invest in BCKY

>> No.27345590

>>27345440
>(You) fivefold
this isn't /fa/, shitfuck

>> No.27345597

>>27345524
>Didn't say half
Oops, I'm retarded.
>It was honey nut cheerios with some strawberries.
Sounds good!

>> No.27345615

>>27345492
Gme puts

>> No.27345624

>>27345519
Agreed. I take it for granted. Definitely expect to see it when I open a /smg/ thread now.

>> No.27345635
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>>27345511
>>27345509
i had assumed as much
been in since 0.77 so im not too pushed

>> No.27345639

>>27345323
Found it
>>/biz/thread/S19224305
We sometimes do have schizos who do actual DD

>> No.27345651

Dunno if you guys saw but that realwolfofwallstreet guy posted a selfie last night about how proud he was of wsb and that he has a surprise for them. I'm just expecting him to possibly just join in on this squeeze.

>> No.27345653

>>27344669
>bought at 2
>hover around 1.5
>hm

>> No.27345655

>>27345550
Blood red, then blood green
Thank the plunge protection team

>> No.27345665

>>27345492
SOXL

>> No.27345668

>>27345318
Sell $gf stonks

>> No.27345669

>>27345475
They're all shitting on silver not based

>> No.27345706

>>27345318
I got instant deposit when I put money in fidelity 2 weeks ago. Bank linked instantly, no confirmation process.
Try another bank account if you got one

>> No.27345714

>>27345312
yeah, its white supremecist extremist terrorism

>> No.27345719
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27345719

I'm going to buy BB and NOK

pray for my gains

>> No.27345720

wait can i actually only buy 2000 shares of nok on RH now?

Fucking damnit i dont want to use a real broker with horrid UI

>> No.27345733

>>27345669
Because pumping S*L*V helps citadel.

>> No.27345766

my lil gme doing summ

>> No.27345772

>etoro going to limit users buying/selling positions

Are you ready for normies to cry today?

>> No.27345801

>>27345719
you'll be fine as long as you're not an adhd zoomer that needs instant green lines

>> No.27345813

>>27345475
Good. They can lose all of their money sticking it to the "old white men" at hedge funds, or whatever retarded motivation they still have for not cashing in.

>> No.27345824

>>27345801
Isnt that what everyone is doing anymore

>> No.27345837

>>27345318
>believing anything your gf says
ngmi
i literally argue every single point my gf makes, just to make sure shes right and i am not misinformed. And it helps her get smarter

>> No.27345842

God damn it I ruined my life selling gme didn’t I this shit is going to 700 I hate being a retard

>> No.27345852

>>27344669
Afaik just underwear company that was about to be delisted, it got 180 days earlier, i made some on that, held some bags since then. And now I made a pretty penny, but i tend to think it pumped only because some people typoed NAK and then everyt noticed this penny stock and so the crowd decided to pump it. Apart from some cooperation contract i don't see fundamentals for it. Didn't check any propper DD though.

>> No.27345854

>>27345772
Everyone should of been shilled in the correct direction of other brokers last week.

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>>27345475
As soon as 1(one) stock is worth my initial investment I'm selling that 1(one) stock and hodling the rest until $100K.

>> No.27345876

>>27345842
>shit is going to 700 I hate being a retard
700 cents maybe

>> No.27345887

>>27345837
Ya Im thinking based

>> No.27345888
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>>27345160
You just know this is the top, retail is priced out of the quality stocks and just pumps stupid penny shit. If I look at the top 10 most popular stocks of my neo broker, atleast 5 of them are penny stocks

>> No.27345899

>>27345318
Open DEGIRO asap.

>> No.27345922

>>27345772
>>27345854
I sold everything

This shit could cause a liquidity crisis

>> No.27345931

>>27345824
Impatient low IQ retards are doing that. That's why they lose/will lose their money. Don't be a retard.

>> No.27345943

>>27345719
>BB
Lol. Pink wojaks coming your way soon.
>NOK
Good news, green wojaks will come your way when it moons to $6 in 5 years.

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>>27345318
>listening to a woman about money
shiggy

>> No.27345951

>>27345854
Unfortunately they were not and they’re all about to be fucked over BIG time

>> No.27345955

>>27345665
>SOXL
it must have been cool as fuck to pick this up march-june

>> No.27345963

>>27345772
>etoro
>based out of israel
Fucking hell

>> No.27345979

AMC getting pumped

You're already on board the rocket ship, right?

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>AG +38%

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>>27345922
>>27345951
It ain't over till the fat lady sings

>> No.27346037
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>>27345318
>believing anything she says
You got what you deserve.

>> No.27346053
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27346053

I'm thinking of buying BB, CLF and some silver stocks if there is a good dip. On a scale of 1-10, how retarded am I today?

>> No.27346057

>>27345842
no, you did the right thing, you saved the global economy. people holding gme is are reckless.

>> No.27346070

>>27343190
Yeah, you push it
Yeah, you push it
Yeah, you push it

>> No.27346075

>>27345931
Psh I got out of the memes. I made my money. 0 fucks

>> No.27346126

>he actually thought they were gonna rugpull on national coon month

>> No.27346138

>>27346053
9

>> No.27346167

>>27346126
This.

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>>27345943
you know nothing and i won't buy your boomer crab stocks, faggot

>> No.27346200

>>27346053
over 9000

>> No.27346203

>>27346057
FUCK the global economy

>> No.27346226

>>27345994
why is she always so cute...

>> No.27346248

>>27346178
>Boomer crab stocks
Hello newfag.

>> No.27346251

Please Biden, choose WKHS

>> No.27346254

NAKD bros, could this be our week?

>> No.27346265

Alright bitches, what's the latest non-reddit meme stock to ride options on for the short term?

Or is retail fucking up the hedge funds and silver shorts so bad that this is the next correction?

>> No.27346270
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bros if i see (((them))) say the word "unprecedented" one more time i might just lose it

>> No.27346273

>>27344989
extremely stable company with an HONESTLY amazing long potential. Also mqssively underrated stock as-is. Even pussies will soon invest in NOK, cuz theyre not a meme investment as opposed to GME and AMC. They are on a very upward projectory (as theyre succeeding irl) for the next years(decades more like), and the pumping only makes this faster.
They release Q4 and yearly report on the 4th, expected to be very positive. New CEO is very talented, he already led another finnish company to success here, and was in Nokia leadership in the late 90s.
tldr: NOK is not a meme, even without pumping its free money. If you buy now then youre guaranteed a top fucking long.

>> No.27346277

>>27346178
>not having a conservative 100% tqqq portfolio
enjoy your losses faggot

>> No.27346284

My brain is ruined from holding gme and crypto last week I need 500% gains every time. Time to leverage and yolo everything

>> No.27346312
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27346312

remember to hodl, guys. fuck the jews. this is our only chance.

>> No.27346316

>>27346254
It better fucking be

>> No.27346331

>>27345706
When I went to link bank account to my brokerage account it made me send them a picture of a bank statement and then told me it would take 4-7 days to process. What does it look like once your bank is connected?

>> No.27346339

i can see why buying sqqq and tqqq on a daily basis is a good idea to some people. Might as well download draftkings and play roulette

>> No.27346352
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poggers!!!

>> No.27346359

>>27346057
Are you kidding?
And it’s not like we did this they broke the rules and we’re taking advantage of it so they get regulated better

>> No.27346361

>>27346284
slow and steady does it anon

>> No.27346363

>>27346265
INTC

>> No.27346369
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need a new brokerage fees/no fees don't mind just anything but this

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>>27346312
>we understand what role a clearing house performs

>> No.27346397

>>27346312
I always felt like this website was someone waiting to dump bags on retards

>> No.27346426

>>27346369
What about your bank anon?

>> No.27346432

>>27345922
If we really get a liquidity crisis we should see this in the crypto markets first

>> No.27346436

>>27346284
>My brain is ruined from holding gme and crypto last week I need 500% gains every time. Time to leverage and yolo everything

I feel. I want to get into SLV but I keep think about how long it would take me to even see 100%

>> No.27346438

>>27346265
DKNG, superbowl! Many normies bet!

>> No.27346440

>>27346254
yep

>> No.27346455
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27346455

I hope gme crashes today. Too many clueless retards around.

>> No.27346463

>>27346312
Kek maybe you’re only chance fag I’m holding fantom

>> No.27346475

>>27346432
We did, crypto sold off like every other blue chip

>> No.27346482

>>27346270
But Bro.
Their are an unprecedented amount of covid deaths today.
How will we make drumpf pay for this? Its all his fault.

>> No.27346489

>>27346436
it's a scam. Reddit ain't pumping it anymore.

>> No.27346492

GME moving up

>> No.27346520

>>27346265
Unironically AAPL. It fits your criteria.

>> No.27346547

>>27346455
some threads have 150+ posters, mostly singly ID posters asking how to buy GME

>> No.27346566
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27346566

It needs to happen.

>> No.27346577

>>27346270
Your attractiveness anon is unprecedented

>> No.27346592

>>27346475
wtf are you talking about, they just rotated between their shitcoins.

>> No.27346593

>>27345994
Pumped in EU market on low volume I think

>> No.27346612

No one going to put a /cmg/ up?

>> No.27346626

>>27343590
TSLA

>> No.27346629

>>27346612
Be the change you want to see in the world, anon.

>> No.27346638
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27346638

>>27346577

>> No.27346652

>>27346592
Bitcoin hit like 30k before people bought bitcoin to try to pump dogecoin

>> No.27346659

>>27346566
Shit was so cozy last winter, nothing happens any more

>> No.27346670

>>27346612
Seconding this. Too much of a lazy nig to do it myself tho.

>> No.27346677
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27346677

>>27346248
>>27346277

an elaborate troll to play ETFs in this market

>> No.27346681

GME CRASH

DIE

DIE

>> No.27346693

>>27346566
I hope this happens for SLV fags

>> No.27346706

>>27346566
that is truly a thing of beauty

>> No.27346714

Going to get some biscuits before opening, bros

>> No.27346719

>>27346566
that's going to happen in crypto soon

>> No.27346755

>>27346681
it's above the VWAP again and rising...

>> No.27346757
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>>27346629
Jannies say I'm not allowed. I've never been banned either.

>> No.27346760

>>27346719
pls i need to accumulate more on a certain one.

>> No.27346774

>>27346652
Bitcoin pumped because Musk shilled it and his retarded followers jumped into it.

>> No.27346809
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>>27346757
>I've never been banned either.
Mhm...

>> No.27346843
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27346843

NOK NOK

WHO'S THERE?

THE FUCKING MOON, BITCH

>> No.27346847

Both my nok and amc positive. Sweet lets go boys

>> No.27346855

>>27346757
is this 4chan pass real or is it just another way for the kikes to steal my money

>> No.27346859

>>27346566
man i made so much money from this

and then lost it all again to oil lmao

>> No.27346869

bread is baked

>> No.27346876

>>27346714
Get some Jaffa Cakes

>> No.27346894

>>27346755
vwap only begins to mean anything a few hours into the trading session

>> No.27346904

EVGo's CEO is Cathy Zoi...

-Zoi was Chief of Staff in the White House Office on Environmental Policy in the Clinton-Gore administration

-Cathy served in the Obama Administration as Assistant Secretary and Acting Under Secretary of Energy where she oversaw more than $30 billion in energy investments

Yeah EVgo is based

>> No.27346916

>>27346876
Based

>> No.27346928

>>27346855
both

>> No.27346964

>>27346929
>>27346929
>>27346929
>>27346929
>>27346929
>>27346929

>> No.27346970

>>27346352
feels like all meme stocks besides GME and AMC are dead in the water by now

>> No.27346972

>>27346626
>$42

>> No.27346995

SPCE better fucking calm down. I want to buy in again but not at these prices.

>> No.27347009
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>>27345318
>blaming others for not checking
surely it couldn't be that you are a fucking retard and didn't do your due diligence. i hope you kys

>> No.27347041

>>27346970
except AG, NOK and BB is doing better than GME and AMC

>> No.27347055

>>27346904
Her name reminds me of how microsoft sam would sound like a helicopter if you typed in zoizoizoi.

>> No.27347102
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>>27346809
Well, not that I'm aware of. How am I posting now? Maybe the jannies didn't like me having an escape from this hell.

>> No.27347103
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27347103

you guys see this shit yet?

>> No.27347117
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>>27346760

>> No.27347245
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>>27345180
>>27345191
>>27345221
>>27345275
>>27345325
Leave you fags

>> No.27347318

>>27347103
No, because I don’t browse plebbit you stupid fucking nigger ape

>> No.27347346

>>27344077
I don't get it what is pricing exactly?
Ive only used tensorflow a little at university

Also rolls royce is priced in pennies and would be around £1.05 what would $28.31 mean here

>> No.27347391

>>27346757
Most cell networks are banned by default.

>> No.27347392

>>27347245
when is anyone gonna make a compilation of retards getting at 300 and 400 to make fun of them with it goes back to 40

>> No.27347415
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>>27344306
BUTT

>> No.27347473

>>27346482
That's your smug retort?

Sometimes I think they still let you zoomers eat lead paint chips.

>> No.27347706

>>27347473
>muh zoomers
>muh lead paint
holy shit cringe get the fuck out normalfag

>> No.27347737

>>27347473
But its true though Bigot. Go back to /pol/

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>>27343632
>I mean at this point it's just people spamming buzzwords with zero idea of what's actually happening, right? Or has it been that way all along?

that's every website ever, including this 1

>> No.27347863

>>27347103
>>27347103
>>27347103
>>27347103

That falls in line with the other estimates. Melvin is fucked.

>> No.27347865

>>27347245
Melvin is your graphic design team on leave?

>> No.27348011

>>27347706
eat my ass

that's a personal invitation

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>>27345113
fuck off shill, also anyone who believes that premarket is real in normal times is a retard, the GME premarket is nothing but shenanigans.

>> No.27348031
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27348031

oh no no no no

>> No.27348108

>>27347103
Ortex also has short interest as 64%, stop being a schizo

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>>27345113
Look at this paperhanded nigger

>> No.27348445

>>27347392
Dude, don't jinx this.

>> No.27348603
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27348603

>>27348351
DIAMOND HANDS RITE? THIS ISN’T ABOUT MAKING MONEY. IT’S ABOUT THE MESSAE

>> No.27348690
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ITT: A shitton of people, who don't know the difference beteen covering shorts and exiting them. You cover shorts by buying calls, so you can excercise if the price gets too large. Also it will not show up in the short interest, so they can have any% short interest while having zero chance of a squeeze.
You have been duped. You should move on.

>mfw leddit made bagholding a meme, and they think it's smart and/or virtous.

Cmg is open if you already took your ADHD
mediaction.

>> No.27348765

>>27348603
i hate reddit so much lads