Day Trading on Shrooms

[Anonymous No.27317416]

Taking shrooms for the first time tonight and am going to look into swinging my stack a few times while I’m at it, besides this, what can I expect from shrooms? What is the best way to ingest and how should I get ready?

[Anonymous No.27317451]

Unironically go outside.

[Anonymous No.27317505]

>>27317451
Never mind, it's night time. I wouldn't waste shrooms on sitting inside looking at graphs

[Anonymous No.27317523]

The SEC will come down on your ass so hard if you get caught using magic to boost your trades. Just don't bro.

[Anonymous No.27317549]

Mods. Illegal in the U#. OP needs the fbi

[Anonymous No.27317564]

>>27317416
They don't taste good, for starters. Some people make tea or put them on some peanut butter bread. I'd rather just chew them quick and chase with a glass of water. If you have the ability to grind them and put them into capsules to swallow that is a great option to avoid the taste.

Also if you take a decent amount of them you won't even be able to figure out how to enter the password on your computer let alone try to place a trade. Listen to some chill music and try to relax.

[Anonymous No.27317576]

>>27317416
powdered, teaspoon in a shot glass of orange juice, let set for 5-10mins. Shot, enjoy :)

[Anonymous No.27317612]

>>27317416
Have you ever done shrooms before? Or any mind altering drug besides booze and weed? You're probably not gonna be in the mood for day trading unless you're taking a tiny dose to dip your toes in the water, and even then.

[Anonymous No.27317616]

>>27317416
yeah, people make all kinds of plans to do thing while tripping...
you'll find out no ever gets around to them lol way too busy

[Anonymous No.27317679]

>>27317416
Drink. Water.

[Anonymous No.27317692]

Boof it

[Anonymous No.27317735]

>>27317523
Wait... Does trading while on shrooms unlock something and allow me to see passed the numbers and the graphs?

[Anonymous No.27317742]

Quite possibly the dumbest idea. This takes the cake of the stupidest suggestions I have read today

[Anonymous No.27317743]

Don't day trade on shrooms, dude. That's a great way to get paranoid and make some weird decisions. Just enjoy the experience. Put on some anime, listen to some music, dive into your own psyche for an hour or two in darkness. Unless you're microdosing, I can't see shrooms being a good pairing with financial decisions. After you get the clarity of the experience, you'd probably make some good decisions.

Also I wouldn't take shrooms at night either - it's like impossible to fall asleep on them. Unless you're cool with sleeping at 8 am.

By the way, you're probably going to want to listen to this from start to finish:
https://youtu.be/MzYD56hKF-8

[Anonymous No.27317810]

>>27317416
Bro. That’s a terrible waste of shrooms. Just turn off the lights and complete your own existence.

[Anonymous No.27317854]

lol have fun having a panic attack

[Anonymous No.27317885]

>>27317505
this. take during early afternoon. Check the sunset. Go play video games.

[Anonymous No.27317904]

Dark chocolate to mask the taste and then watch LoTR

[Anonymous No.27317950]

>>27317451
this x10000000000000000000

[Anonymous No.27317994]

>>27317904
Wow, I never thought of watching LoTR while tripping. Sounds like an amazing experience. Thanks, I'll take note of this.

[Anonymous No.27318047]

>>27317416
>What is the best way to ingest
Tea IMHO. Heat water (do not boil, boiling temperatures will destroy the magic) I'd say maybe a coffee mug and 2 - 2 1/2 minutes, dump the mushrooms in, stir, let sit for a while, consume.

hope you like the taste of mushrooms cause thats what it tastes like. mushroom water.

[Anonymous No.27318051]

>>27317564
tea = no stomach aches, no poop pants
eating = stomach ache, poopy pants

[Anonymous No.27318077]

>>27317416
Fuck that, it’s a waste of shrooms. Get into your car and DRIVE somewhere instead. You will feel like a boat captain

[Anonymous No.27318130]

microdose lsd instead

[Anonymous No.27318158]

>>27318047
add sugar and lemon. save scraps for second trip or dry and put in pills for micro dosing while working.

[Anonymous No.27318168]

>>27317451
>>27317950
listen to these guys OP

[Anonymous No.27318235]

>>27318077
nigger it's his first time. wouldn't advise driving on any thing for a first time.

[Anonymous No.27318237]

>>27318077
checked, based.

got caught in a rain storm in my landcruiser. i was the fucking titanic. took me 2 hours to go 2 miles, somehow. i was splitting streams anon.

[Anonymous No.27318264]

>>27317416
i would think microdosing L is better for trading.
more even-handed.
shrooms can get emotional.
not what you'd want in a trader.

[Anonymous No.27318274]

>>27318158
yes. everything except saving the scraps. just eat the shit.

[Anonymous No.27318306]

>>27317416
You're in for a bad trip. Just play with some modelling clay or do yoga instead.

>>27318047
You can easily boil them for an hour and it's fine. The whole 165F limit is a meme. The average dehydrator is hotter than that.

[Anonymous No.27318314]

>>27318235
better than freaking yourself the fuck out on alien technology

[Anonymous No.27318346]

>>27317416
Read the Kleros book while you peak. Shit will blow your mind bro.

[Anonymous No.27318387]

>>27318047
I didn't like the taste of mushrooms...in fact I was always disgusted about the idea of eating ANY mushrooms because I associated them with bathroom fungus or mold internally. But after trying magic mushrooms...I decided to cook with mushrooms. Now I want mushrooms in almost every meal. Those damn things control your mind, I tell ya. Just today I had mushroom soup. Literally boiling a bunch of different mushrooms and some veggies for a bit, salt to taste and a few drops of olive oil for some body. Finish with a very small amount of spy sauce and fresh garlic minced (don't let it cook with the broth, throw it into the bowl so it has its fresh zing still) and I swear it's the fucking food of the gods. I love mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.27318474]

almost forgot. get a pack of cigarettes, menthol. even if you don't smoke. you may thank me later. fucking love to smoke a menthol when tripping balls. don't ever smoke in real life. lol

[Anonymous No.27318540]

>>27318306
Dehydrators run from 35c to 70c brainlet

[Anonymous No.27318559]

>>27318387
nom nom nom nom.. stop it.
fires roll through the mountains at times leaving us with morale mushrooms. better than chicken.

[Anonymous No.27318627]

>>27317416
It makes you feel like a kid again. Wonder and Joy in the world restored for a few hours. Very nice would do again. Just dont forgot youre pretty much ingesting an ancient space fungi that reorders the neurology of your brain with it's infinite years of wisdom so dont take it too lightly. You might wanna listen to some pink Floyd or something instead of trading but do what makes you happy

[Anonymous No.27318633]

>>27317612
Yes I’ve done a lot of DXM and high dosages of Edibles

[Anonymous No.27318640]

>>27318540
what's that in american?

[Anonymous No.27318645]

>>27318314
driving is the ultimate form of representing Human technological ability. To make a car go fast is using all schools of applied science and engineering in a package controlled by a Human with an understanding to match. I'd advise against doing it high unless you know what you are doing. Only then can such a thing be truly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.27318669]

>>27318237
Fuck yeah, driving 5 mph in your cul-de-sac on shrooms is fucking based

[Anonymous No.27318677]

I like to mince them up with a knife and let sit at the bottom of a coffee mug with half or less of a lemon squeezed over it. Pour some hot water over that, let it cool a bit and drink. Adding some freshly grated ginger is great too as it will help your stomach. You don't need a lot of lemon or ginger to get a good flavor
You'll want to go outside so prepare comfy clothes for the weather

[Anonymous No.27318774]

>>27318306
>165F
shit starts to cook at that temp dude. Just slow roasting your shrooms and decarbing your weed.

[Anonymous No.27318779]

>>27318627
based floyd

[Anonymous No.27318839]

Im not sure ab going outside there’s ab 6 inches of snow here but it may be interesting, will definitely listen to music as I have on DXM because it’s pretty fun

[Anonymous No.27318848]

>>27318387
I bet you sleep like a baby. Mushrooms aid in production of seratonin. I take them to counter the insomnia coffee used to give me.

[Anonymous No.27318898]

>>27318051
>poopy pants
Wait do you can you shit yourself on shrooms?

[Anonymous No.27318971]

>>27318839
Or at least stick your head out the window and admire the view

[Anonymous No.27319094]

>>27318645
I've shot an M-60 out the side of a Huey on acid, snowboarded on 5 grams of fresh mushrooms in the backcountry, rallied a w210 on gravel roads for over an hour in eastern montana while smoking dmt off of mint leaves and went diving to 100 feet on misciline in maui.

i believe the ultimate form of human technology is making a clone of yourself using a compatible human with similar genetic structure.

peace brother.

[Anonymous No.27319173]

>>27318898
idk about anyone else but my recent LSD trip made me have to shit multiple times during the trip, funny to stare at yourself while half naked sitting on the shitter.

[Anonymous No.27319207]

>>27318669
thanks fren
>>27318677
checked, good call

[Anonymous No.27319377]

>>27319173
weird. never had that happen. shrooms or acid make me want to smoke like a fucking chimney for some reason. weed is a waste but for some reason the fucking factory menthol smokes are like heaven. disgusting if you're straight.

[Anonymous No.27319381]

>>27317416
This thread should give you some insight

>>/biz/thread/S25772847

[Anonymous No.27319459]

>>27317735
Why do you think it’s illegal?

[Anonymous No.27319559]

fuck. not paying attention to the tabs. lost a little.

anyway anon. best trip you will ever have is 8-10 grams in a dead silent, dead dark room with nothing but a pillow and a blanket, maybe some water.

sensory deprivation will force you to talk to god. you are part of god already and don't know it.

he will figure it all out for you. good luck. life is a gift.

[Anonymous No.27319624]

>>27317451
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.27319661]

>>27317416
for me under 2g is usually good for trading. I'll be 150% focused. Over that and my focus gets pulled by trippy stuff and I don't want to be on the computer anymore.

[Anonymous No.27319755]

>>27317451
this (and lift weights)
drugs will not give you powers, it's just cope and a distraction

[Anonymous No.27319781]

I wanna try shrooms so fucking bad but I'm on Lexapro. Serotonin syndrome sounds fucking terrifying. Goddamnit I blast off to the moon too.

[Anonymous No.27319809]

>>27317416

[Anonymous No.27319880]

>>27319173
on LSD i just had to piss what felt like every 5 seconds

also my piss looked like flames lol

[Anonymous No.27319898]

>best trip you will ever have is 8-10 grams

Yeah you'll either end up "talking to god" or thinking you're slowly dying. It's a risk either way.

Don't do drugs at all frens.

[Anonymous No.27319902]

>>27319559
I’m taking 3 now because it’s my first time, but I’ll def make everything dark this time.

[Anonymous No.27319909]

>want to explore consciousness
>nooooo they dont taste good can I make some mint chocolate flavored mix instead? Can I just make some tea and add honey and sugar so it taste good and it feels yummy for my tummy?

Jfc REDDITORS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

[Anonymous No.27320093]

>>27319094
>have sex: the normies on space cakes post

[Anonymous No.27320118]

>>27319898
Aren't you slowly dying?

[Anonymous No.27320145]

>>27319094
>I've shot an M-60 out the side of a Huey on acid, snowboarded on 5 grams of fresh mushrooms in the backcountry, rallied a w210 on gravel roads for over an hour in eastern montana while smoking dmt off of mint leaves and went diving to 100 feet on misciline in maui.

Bro ngli nice larp, Ive thought of movie scripts along similar lines. You fucked up with the "rally driving on dmt" part though because anyone thats either tried rallying or done dmt knows what you said is fucking bullshit. You should keep your creative writing confined to reddit they're much more likely to fall for bullshit

[Anonymous No.27320178]

>>27319898
>Take shrooms
>Think you're slowly dying
>Realize you've been slowly dying this whole time
>Newfound appreciation for life

[Anonymous No.27320303]

>>27319559
You can say that "you already are god, we all are", it may seem like somewhat of a major spoiler, but I promise that you can tell people this all day before their first deep dive, and it still does absolutely nothing to take away from. The experience itself, of understanding reality.

[Anonymous No.27320493]

>>27320303
>bro we are ALL God

Baby's first trip

[Anonymous No.27320585]

>>27317416
listen to music or pursue some type of artistic passion

[Anonymous No.27320591]

>>27320178
>deep appreciations for gift you didn't even realise you had
Just makes you want to hug your mum and thank your dad, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.27320772]

>>27319898
I thought I was dying at 5 grams, I knew I wasn't but that doesn't matter when you actually feel its grip. I definitely didn't like that and couldn't let go, way different from my 3.5g trip which felt more like fading out of the physical world into a higher plane rather than actually physically dying.

[Anonymous No.27320833]

>>27320493
>Talking to yourself deep within your own conscious mind, at the foundations of your awareness, is infact somehow an experience that is completely outside of yourself, where the boss man is literally stepping in to guide you, and that boss man is absolutely NOT YOU, for he has answers and all you have are questions.
I hope you realise how two sides of the same coin works, there is only the coin, all perception is faulty illusion reaching for clarity within itself; if you need answer to come from outside of yourself, that's ok, we're all different.

[Anonymous No.27320920]

>>27319781
I was on an SSRI when I tried shrooms for the first time. Serotonin syndrome risk aside, you won't even be able to trip because the same receptors are blocked off by your prescribed meds. Sucks - you just get the nausea and maybe some irritation.

>>27319898
Um...realizing you're slowly dying is the best part, dude. Near death experiences are almost unanimously understood as truly life-changing events that grant new perspective. Getting the ability to force yourself into one without actually putting yourself in sanger fuckin makes a world of difference.

[Anonymous No.27321072]

>>27317416
Shrooms are the worst drug for trading. They'll make you question societies obsession with money and materialism and not give a fuck about anything other than peace, love, nature and happiness. You want to trade, do coke

[Anonymous No.27321142]

>>27320772
see
>>27320178

[Anonymous No.27321383]

>>27320833
Can you make even the most basic of all life forms, can you create even a single fucking cell even when you are on the highest of highs No you cannot. You arent God. Are you "a" beautiful and blessed child of the divine and part of something much larger than your ego? Absolutely. Doesnt mean you are God.

[Anonymous No.27321506]

>>27320772
>I thought I was dying at 5 grams
You were, and are.
>I knew I wasn't
You were, and are.
>but that doesn't matter when you actually feel its grip.
Wow, your/my grip on your/my current/accepted perception is quite strong! Who knew I was relying on this perception as a base for your/my daily behaviour and actions.

[Anonymous No.27321573]

>>27320920

No I mean you think the mushrooms are somehow killing you physically (and you'll be dead soon). I've seen friends who thought this during trips among other things like randomly moving all of the living room furniture around for no reason at all.

[Anonymous No.27321713]

>>27318047
you know you can steep it with actual herbal tea, right? you don't just have to drink the fucking mushroom water like an ape in the woods lmao
>>27318077
based and impairmentpilled
>>27319173
I stare at my limp dick sitting in my hand for what feels like an hour every time I trip. It looks like a sad sort of wrinkly cave goblin. it's pretty neat

[Anonymous No.27321743]

>>27317416
If you have enough money invested in this to be nervous in any way shape or form you're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.27321763]

>>27321383
You've completely misunderstood the point I was attempting to make, and hilariously, confirming the secondary point that I can give (you) ' "spoilers" ' (notice the multiple quotation marks) all day and it will not make one iota of difference - it's a wonderful system, the continuum of experience.

[Anonymous No.27322020]

>>27320145
pilot, copilot. rally. 15 minutes, 4500rpm

[Anonymous No.27322053]

>>27321763
Stfu newfag hippie Ive dwelt in amazing alternate spaces beyond your imagination. You are still NOT "God" when you cant even change a minuscule fraction of the wind hitting your face

[Anonymous No.27322107]

>>27317523
The sec is the devil listen to this last anon

[Anonymous No.27322210]

>>27322053
>>27321763
>>27321383
nothing is more demoralizing than listening to two psychedelic drug users argue about the nature of their particular way of being-in-the-world

[Anonymous No.27322506]

>>27317416
grind them up, measure about 1.3g. You grind them up since psylocibin is not evenly dostributed. 1.3g is a typical first time dosage, you won't experience anything spectacular, but at least you'll be able to control yourself. If you drcide to be a retard and take like 5g, if the trip turns dark and fucked just breathe deeply and relax, think positive shit and try to go to a more open space. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.27322581]

>>27322020
Nice larp bro. Once again might want to keep your creative writing confined to reddit.
>L 3 + 60 > Cr, slippy 40 jmp OC care 30
>dude I can literally see the matrix everything is connected we are all parts of fractals that are part of the whole
>oh god I can see into other dimensions speech is meaningless everything is breaking down we shouldnt be here because our lifeforms are vibrating on a completely different level than the entities that dwell here

Yeah you have never rallied or done dmt much less done them together just shut up larper.
>>27322210
Based

[Anonymous No.27322725]

>>27317416
you will immediately become very bored and find it extremely pointless and unfulfilling
i'd wager you spend about 20 minutes looking at graphs before deciding you want to do something like go for a walk

[Anonymous No.27323273]

Anyone know how to not feel sick on these? Don't recommend tea unless you've actually tried it and it worked for you.

[Anonymous No.27323551]

>>27317735
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.27323645]

>>27323273
I wonder why I never really got sick from shrooms. Some of my friends puked their guts out their first few times, but I never had that problem for some reason

[Anonymous No.27323893]

>>27317416
ARE THE TREES TALKING TO YOU YET

[Anonymous No.27323901]

>>27323273
Just dont be a bitch. Have you ever taken a bitter not-good-tasting medicine as child? That's literally all you have to do to not "feel" sick

[Anonymous No.27323974]

>>27317416
dude if you fuck it up you'll have a bad time for sure, you dont want this at all

[Anonymous No.27323990]

>>27319902
Fuck these faggots bro. Go at your own pace, I've seen masters of weed and whatnot become inept when tripping, you need to master each dosage before continuing, you'll be searching your whole fucking life if you jump straight to ten grams. I only say this because it's a fucking pain dealing with rejects who flip shit on a single dose. Don't be the fuck up that ruins it for everyone, I mean that sincerely. You can also do whatever the hell you want to do and no one can bother you, worse case just say my bad I'm tripping. Anyone who's cool though will already know though and may just be testing you. Go at your own pace no one can mess with you on shrooms just pretend like you see all if you have to lol fuck them, you shouldn't remember shit anyways.

[Anonymous No.27324006]

>>27323273
Making shroom tea helps; don't have to digest the actual shroom, just the extracted goodies
It's more dose dependent ime: even with LSD, which has much lower physical side effects than shrooms, if you take a high dose you will get some nausea
If you have a sensitive stomach, try adding some fresh chopped ginger and lemon juice to the tea
If you're doing larger doses, there's not much you can do about it, you just have to face the fact that your body is reacting to you having put something very strange in it
Smoke a little weed before ingesting if you do that normally. Otherwise I wouldn't recommend medicating as it will fuck with your head
Some people will go so far as to take motion sickness meds like dramamine, but that's unnecessary imo

[Anonymous No.27324044]

>>27318898
Uh oh I think they just started kicking in lmao

[Anonymous No.27324128]

>>27317416
is coinbase good for swingtrading?

[Anonymous No.27324219]

>>27324128
regular coinbase, 100% no the high fees will fuck you hard
coinbase pro on the other hand is alright
DO NOT USE REGULAR COINBASE UNLESS YOU ARE INEPT

[Anonymous No.27324273]

>>27323901
This is probably why I never felt sick actually, any time I ate shrooms I deliberately chewed them up 100% until I got over the weird taste.

[Anonymous No.27324396]

>>27324273
Btw it helps if I just imagine the taste of dried shrooms as peanut shells without salt, it pretty much makes them completely bearable

[Anonymous No.27324428]

>>27317416
Sitting in front of the computer is the last thing you should do on shrooms, and I wouldn't do it alone the first time. Depending on how much you take it can be a pretty intense experience, not saying it isn't fun because I think it's great, but it'll probably catch you off guard and a bad time on psychadelics alone is a pretty bad time, so invite a friend over and just listen to some music and stuff.
They taste fucking vile, what I usually do is chop them finely and mix with something sweet or otherwise flavorful like honey or whatever.