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>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I just watched the big short and wall street are villains like dumbledore in harry potter!!! we are the avengers and star wars resistance!!!
>by being the catalyst for another financial collapse which will only result in more job losses, more inflation and financial distress for ordinary people amidst a quarantined economy while hedgies will just get brrr bailouts and china takes over

>let's stick it to the hedge funds, my felllow redditors!!!!
>by propping up a guy who just used the reddit army for himself and just made 50m for himself, who already had 50k to throw at this play

>hedge fund short sellers are the enemies of the people we need to revolt against them!! elon just said short selling should be illegal!!!!
>by bandwagoning and cult-like following the strategy of Michael Burry, a hedge fund manager infamous for the biggest short in wall street history and the biggest tesla short

>the jews are really kvetching about this, shadilay this is payback for what they did to daddy trump!!! this is capitol 2.0!!!
>what do you mean "blackrock jews are the biggest winners in all this", what's blackrock? I thought we defeated wall street? who's cohen?

>we stick it to the 1%ers!!!! this is class warfare now my dudes!!
>Elon Musk, the wealthiest billionaire alive, is supporting our revolution??? I'll buy a tesla!!!!!!

>this isn't about the money (i only put in 10 dollars), it's about sending a message!!!!!
>whoa tone down the antisemitism please my dude that's not cool?? we're just sending a message to rich white guys

>we're unstoppable now, they're afraid of us!!! let's keep this party going my dudes!!! this is the greatest wealth transfer ever!!!
>I just lost my wife's entire savings of 100 dollars on doge because I took the financial advice of my favorite onlyfans prostitute on tiktok, my wife's gonna kill me my dudes!!!!

>the establishment is against us!!!
>aoc AND trump just tweeted support!! power rangers!!

>> No.27292209

These are my favorite threads :)

>> No.27292275

Guys we have to support Melvin now. Trust me everything Reddit does we do the opposite of. If you support wsb you’re a soiboy in a chastity lock!
Sell everything you have to get back at these tourists!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE NOT REDDIT
EVERYTHING THEY DO WE DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF
GET BACK AT WSB BY SIDING WITH THE HESGE FUNDS
IF YOU SUPPORT MELVIN CAPITAL YOU ARE A GIGACHAD

>> No.27292422

>>27292275
this but unironically my dude
redditor rhymes with NIGGER

>> No.27292577

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.27293180
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>>27292275
They're continuing to pump GME while they bash silver, so yes, do the opposite.
(redditors tongue my anus)

>> No.27293623

Only one way to beat the jews, and it isn’t at their own game.

>> No.27293724

I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.27293840

Literaly the hedge funds un 2008 were just mopping up the mess. Why don't people understand hedge funds do an important job or 'hedging' ie insurance for financial companies if they collapse. Anyone who has ever shorted anything has done exactly the same. Plus its laughable that gov people like AOC are there to attack them when it's just like the 2008 bubble it's all been created by gov/fed polices of easy money. Reddit really are the retarded 14 years olds of society who know fuck all how the world works..

>> No.27293899

>>27292275
what if we think that there was a fuckton of fraud behind the scenes on Thursday and Friday that let Melvin and their friends escape their bullshit shorts? Cuz I'm kinda thinking that's what happened and the high was that 450-whatever...

>> No.27293924

>wall street are villains like dumbledore in harry potter

>> No.27294031
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hello hedgie
time for ledgie

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>>27292150
Epic win fellow 4channeler!

>> No.27294102

>>27292150
I love laughing at plebbit too because they really are cucks. But, this WSB was beautiful. I wish we had done something like that. This Gamestop share thing was incredible, it was like the little guy finally fighting back and winning a fight even though he will lose the war.

I'm very happy to have seen it played out.

>> No.27294232

>>27294102
not ogre

>> No.27294328

>>27293899
Fuck you you traitor. Go back

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>>27294102
>it was like the little guy finally fighting back and winning a fight even though he will lose the war.
>
>I'm very happy to have seen it played out.

>> No.27294397

>>27294328
fuck reddit

>> No.27294403

>>27292150
the only way to actually fight the bankers, or any institutional power, is straight up violence.

anything less and all you can accomplish is maybe removing some of the pieces on the board while the game goes on.

>> No.27294465

>>27292150
Reddit needs to be shut down for wrecking the market like they did.

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>>27292150

>> No.27294711

>>27294335
This is why we need to support the big guy. The people don’t know what they want so we have to support the corporations

>> No.27294770

For me, I'm just stubborn, you pajeet nigger shills cant tell me what to do you little fuck boys get fucked not doing what some random india jew on the internet is saying you can suck my moles you little shit cunts, fucking hodl all the way

>> No.27294858

>>27292275
i'm sorry to say this nigger, but we can smell your kind in a post with 3 characters

not buying your bags, good luck against the hedge fund, for all i know they can drive you all homeless, i'd have a chuckle

>> No.27294870

>>27292150
The collapse was coming anyway. At least I’ll make out instead of the billionaires.

>> No.27294960

>>27292150
Nice strawmen, retard.

>> No.27294968

>>27292150
>hedge fund manager infamous for the biggest short in wall street history
Yeah now that you say it like this it is ironic

>> No.27295041

>>27292150
>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I just watched the big short
That is such a retarded strawman.
People born in 2008 are currently 12 years old.
at least 80% of people here are at least 16 years old.

>> No.27295098

>>27292150
What the fuck, I love Jewish Hedge Fund managers now.

>> No.27295140

>>27292150
This is why I left traditional finance and am all in crypto. The game is rigged, the only way to win is not to play.

Everyone is playing you. Including Chamath and Elon.

>> No.27295266

>>27295140
>Everyone is playing you. Including Chamath and Elon.
But not sir gay. Sir gay loves us

>> No.27295339

>>27292150
pretty accurate reddit faggots are pure onions and shit skins ruin everything

>> No.27295555

>>27293840
Sure but these are the people you profit from.

Mining for sentiment is the number 1 business now. They fucking do it for free over there and even have an algorithm that sorts it for you.
Wsb is a honeypot. Attract a million retards, get them interested in investing, then lead the swarm wherever you want.
If DFV isn't on somebody's payroll I'll eat my fucking socks.

>> No.27295572

>>27294960
Most of the ''strawmen'' are accurate and rest are still a good parody of reddit culture

>> No.27295655

>>27295041
thanks for the fact checking, sperg

>> No.27295846

yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

>> No.27295913

>>27293924
WE
HAVE TO SELL
SELL YOU FUCKING REDDITOR
SELL SELL SELL SEL SEL

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>>27292150
>NOOOOO HOW CAN YOU POST THIS SICKENING NAZI MESSAGE THIS IS A WORLD WIDE MOVEMENT TO FIGHT WHITE SUPREMACY ON WALLSTREET DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT FUCKING NOW #SQUADUNITE

>> No.27296181

>>27292150
Idiot consumers were just as guilty in 08 for doing the exact same shit they're doing now ie buying everything on hopium expecting to get rich quick. And if they cause a drawdown now trying to squeeze the entire market, they're still gonna blame the banks, even though dumb retail caused it (again)

>> No.27296483

>>27293924
>wow I see somebody else understood the nuance of the harry potter lore! I'm an active potterhead and redditor! We have tot stick it to the hedge funds! I'll never sell and I love holding bags

>> No.27296633

>>27294102
cringe

>> No.27296642

>>27292150
Um, actually sweetie, dumpledore was a hero, not a villain.
I can’t believe you expect anyone to take you seriously.

>> No.27296791

>>27295140
>Including Chamath
lol I was wondering what that pajeet was selling when he came on cnbc painting himself as the man of the people, 'ill be donating my gains' blahblah, next thing you learn is he's running for governor of california

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>>27293623
What do you mean?

>> No.27296835

>>27295976
>AOC
Horse toothed cunt can fuck right off

>> No.27296872

>>27292150
Imagine what kind of a salty incel you'd have to be to be this much of an edge lord. Take your defective genetics and hang yourself.

>> No.27296926

>>27295976
Too bad when you try to incorporate anything other than asians or whites into an area it goes to shit and crime sky rockets lol. Mutts can't even walk down the street with their dog without some nogs trying to kill them lmao

>> No.27298117

>>27296872
You forgot to add to add neckbeard, sweetie

>> No.27298468

>>27296872
not an argument

>> No.27298732

>>27293180
Based black man