You're the bad guys

[Anonymous No.27271077]

If you went against the hedge-funds and refused to sell and took part in this lunacy, you're an unwitting communist and you're a bad person. Trying to ruin the lives of rich people because you're being controlled by the Chinese in an attempt to break down the American system of finance.

You're fucking commies.

[Anonymous No.27271768]

>>27271077
>Hedge fund managers good
>Drumpf bad

[Anonymous No.27273336]

>>27271077
I can't fathom what kind of cognitive dissonance you have to have to write this shit and expect people to take you seriously.
I've tried so hard to take opinion pieces as real factual opinions, but everytime I do, I'm reminded why I shouldn't even try. Jesus christ these people are unhinged.

[Anonymous No.27273406]

>>27271077
Now show us the name of who wrote the article

[Anonymous No.27273460]

>>27271077
>Democracy dies in darkness
that seems pretty self-aware

[Anonymous No.27273518]

>>27271077
Wait, it was china brainwashing me into trying to bring down the US economy? I could've sworn I was a russian sleeper agent, weird. Either way, death to America :^)

[Anonymous No.27273541]

>>27271077
I'm selling my GME this week. The fact that jews lost 20 billion on friday is enough to keep me going through life

[Anonymous No.27273553]

>>27271077
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.27273560]

>>27273406
One Sebastian Mallaby, not a kike unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.27273618]

>>27271077
>>27273406
Who wrote the article Op, tell us.

[Anonymous No.27273678]

>>27273336
The article's argument is that hedge funds provide reality checks to retarded bubbles so corrections can happen sooner instead of more people getting suckered in followed by another dotcom crash.
They also take on a disproportionately large amount of risk in taking these contrarian positions which is obvious when you factor in how shorting has no ceiling on how much you can lose if prices go up instead.

[Anonymous No.27273769]

>>27273553
No, it's real. Opinion, but real.

[Anonymous No.27273799]

>>27271077
>2021
>Still being a rightoid
lmao

[Anonymous No.27273826]

>>27273560
hes the author of that alan greenspan book (the man who knew) and hes married to the editor in chief of the economist. cryptokike eton boy too

[Anonymous No.27273840]

>>27271077
K.

[Anonymous No.27273864]

>>27273553
nm i stand corrected, just when i thought wapo couldn't get anymore fucked they manage to surprise me.

[Anonymous No.27273882]

>>27271077
bait

OP, here's your (((you)))

[Anonymous No.27273898]

>>27273678
It's trivial to hedge a short position by buying an OTM call option. Sharks that specialize in shorting don't do that because they're market manipulators primarily, not heroes unearthing financial shenanigans for the greater good. WaPo is just being retards as usual.

[Anonymous No.27273924]

>>27271077
>little guy bad
>big business good
>remember to vote, goy

[Anonymous No.27273938]

>>27273678
As they're finding out now...

[Anonymous No.27273954]

>>27273460
Now that Drumpf is gone they'll probably remove that

[Anonymous No.27273978]

Why didn't you include the writer?

[Anonymous No.27273985]

>>27271077
90% chance the author is a Jew.

[Anonymous No.27273990]

>>27273678
The argument is retarded because shorting becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. If big names short your company investors leave for fear they may be right.

[Anonymous No.27273997]

THEY’LL BET HIGH AND THEY’LL SELL LOW
DRINKIN’ CHAMPAGNE LOOKIN’ BELOW
BUT WE WONT FOLD AS LONG AS WE CAN BUY
THEY’LL DIP DAY AND THEY’LL DIP NIGHT
BUT TO SELL AINT IN OUR SIGHT
KEEP YOUR HOLDINGS BY YOUR SIDE
Sing in’
OH /BIZ/ THIS STOCK WAS MADE FOR US
Sing in’
OH /BIZ/ THE HEDGIE LIFE JUST AINT FOR US
WHEN WE SEE THE DIP
WE KNOW WE BUY AND RIDE THE TRIP
KEEP YOUR HOLDINGS BY YOUR SIDE

[Anonymous No.27274000]

It’s so odd when the media clearly is putting out propaganda pieces against a cause that the left and the right both are championing. Millions are participating, and millions more are cheering them on. It’s a total “emperor has no clothes” type situation and these media fucks have no self awareness. It’s a joke, and they have no clue everyone is laughing at them.

[Anonymous No.27274011]

>>27273882
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/01/30/good-guys-gamestop-story-its-hedge-funds-short-sellers/

[Anonymous No.27274015]

>>27271077
Say Hello to the Bad Guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx0zU0meEFE

[Anonymous No.27274039]

>the good guys are the degenerate millionaire gamblers that want to see a company fail just so they can make money

[Anonymous No.27274088]

>>27271077
Man I am getting a lot of mileage out of this picture

[Anonymous No.27274097]

>>27273678
hol 'up... so you be sayin shortin' stocks don't be existin befo' the dot coom crash?

[Anonymous No.27274127]

>>27273990
That's already part of the argument, anon. You missed the disproportionate risk part. It isn't a free act to short. You risk losing without limit.

[Anonymous No.27274148]

>Now it is time to remember that truth matters.
I'm really looking forward to Monday.

[Anonymous No.27274184]

>>27274000
As soon as the left and right team up for anything all the media will come out against whatever motivation sparked the unity

[Anonymous No.27274256]

>>27274097
If more people shorted dotcom stocks early on it would have helped is the argument.
Just because firemen exist doesn't mean fires don't. It means they help keep fires from doing much more damage when there's enough of them on the job.

[Anonymous No.27274277]

>>27273840
nice

[Anonymous No.27274292]

>>27274127
see
>>27273898

[Anonymous No.27274363]

the commies are the hedgedunds asking for fucking bailouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9va0PTdlxY&t=7s

[Anonymous No.27274376]

>>27271077
>Calling them nazi altright trump supporters didn't work, let's try calling them communists instead
eat fucking shit

[Anonymous No.27274395]

>>27273864
who unironically pays for that shit-tier propaganda? absolute retards?

[Anonymous No.27274473]

Hedge funds aren’t diverse. Checkmate bigots.

[Anonymous No.27274493]

>>27273678
>reality checks
how how generous of them

[Anonymous No.27274517]

>>27274088
pattern recognition is anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.27274519]

>>27274000
It’s an opinion piece. An editorial in no way has a reason to reflect a newspaper’s viewpoints but I definitely won’t trust publications supporting hedgies.

[Anonymous No.27274522]

>>27274256
so the real fundamental price for gamestonk was 2.75? It had nothing to do with bullshit hedgies trying to bankrupt the company? fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.27274533]

>>27273898
>>27274292
It's trivial but they don't really do that. Sounds like not an argument to me.

[Anonymous No.27274565]

>hedgies and jannies of the long nose tribe have always been the enemy of the tendie tribe
yes. buy physical silver and have them ship it to you

[Anonymous No.27274590]

>>27271077
holy fucking shit. If this isn't the biggest buy signal, then I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.27274641]

>>27271077
>You're
GO BACK

[Anonymous No.27274677]

>>27274522
With all the brick and mortar retail stores that have already gone out of business that seems like a plenty realistic take.

[Anonymous No.27274696]

>>27273336
Its because hedge funds have been used by jews to gain financial dominace over whites. The entire fucking thing is because of jews trying to keep control of system. Every single of these fucking assholes are jews.

[Anonymous No.27274780]

>>27273678
>hedge funds provide reality checks to retarded bubbles so corrections can happen sooner instead of more people getting suckered in followed by another dotcom crash
which is literally what's happening right now

[Anonymous No.27274833]

>undertake enterprise for totally selfish reasons
>you're the good guys because it can correct an undesirable situation
so they're admitting colonialism is a good thing after all?

[Anonymous No.27274915]

>What about short sellers? These are specialists who research stocks that might go down, sometimes because bosses are illegally covering up bad news about their companies. When short sellers identify a case of fraud or similar, they borrow and sell the stock, hoping to buy it back at a lower price later. Again, there is nothing evil about this. To the contrary, it’s a way of keeping prices honest. A market without short sellers is like a political system without investigative journalists.

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[Anonymous No.27275144]

You goys know bezos owns WP right?

[Anonymous No.27275150]

>>27271077
Time for the hedgies to pull themselves up by their bootstraps I guess.

[Anonymous No.27275264]

>>27271077
seethe, cope and dilate

[Anonymous No.27275276]

LISTEN UP YOU STRETCH MARKED STOMACH MAGGOTS! TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A GRUELING DAY; THE HEDGIES ARE GOING TO UNDO THE CLOSINGS OF FRIDAY AND DIP THE PRICE DOWN TO UNSPEAKABLE LOVECRAFTIAN LEVELS! THEIR PET YUPPIES IN THE MEDIA ARE WORKING OVERTIME TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT WE THE PEOPLE ARE THE BAD GUYS!
PERSONALLY I DONT CARE IF YOU’RE AN ANIME WATCHING FATSO IN MOMMY’S BASEMENT OR A LOW INCOME GAL WORKING IN ROOM SERVICE IN DIRTY HOTELS; YOU! WILL NOT! LET THEM! HAVE THE MARKET! WHATYOU WILL LET THEM HAVE IS A STATEMENT FULL OF LOSSES AND STOMACHES FULL OF BOOZE AND ACID REFLEX!
TWO YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL LOOK AT THESE FORMER MANAGERS AS THEY SERVE YOU YOUR TENDERS IN THE DRIVE THRU, AND YOU WILL LOOK AT THEM WILL A MUSTARD STAINED SMILE! IN ORDER TO ACHIVE THAT REALITY, YOU MUST BE DIAMOND HANDED, YOU MUST BE AGRESSIVE IN YOUR PORTFOLIO, AND YOU MUST HOLD EVEN IF WE GO INTO THE CENT RANGE!
THE AVERAGE JOES WILL SHOW THOSE CHAMPAGNE SLURPING DADDY’S FUND SPENDING LEECHES THAT WE CAN PLAY THEIR GAMES, TOO!
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?

[Anonymous No.27275347]

>>27274039
The people at the top of WSB are also millionaire gamblers profiting of a company’s failure and the bag holding of Redditors

[Anonymous No.27275366]

>>27274533
Your argument is null because you CAN limit risk while shorting. It just costs money so greedy people don't do that.

[Anonymous No.27275465]

How funny how this was the fucking article the day before:
https://archive.vn/kK8Aa

[Anonymous No.27275703]

>>27273678
How can anyone say they take on a disproportionate amount of risk when, any time they end up on the losing side of a trade, no matter how risky (like the absolute degenerate gambling of shorting a stock over 130% then doubling down as the price goes up), they are able to rig the market in their favor, get bail outs, or otherwise skate by with a win while everyone else loses.


Also the headline is indeed completely absurd and disingenuous. I'm not anti-anything by holding gme and wanting it to go up. I'm pro myself. I want to get rich, just as much as these rich fags. Why is it unamerican and anti-capitalist for me to want to profit off of the stock market and be outraged at being denied my rightful profits when they rig the market? But for them its perfectly ok to lie, cheat, and swindle to extract every last cent from so-called "dumb money" like me.

When they shut down buying as GME ramped up above 500, they literally stole profits out of my pocket and the pockets of many other gme shareholders. That is criminal, and a direct attack against me and my lifestyle. They declared economic warfare against me.

The hedgefund cries out in pain as it lashes out at you.

[Anonymous No.27275821]

>>27275465
>funny
you meant predictive programming

[Anonymous No.27276025]

>>27273336
Stop being naive. Journos are paid to write every piece publish.
They'd write that Trump was the second coming of Jesus if you wrote them a big enough cheque.

[Anonymous No.27276064]

>>27275703
>any time they end up on the losing side of a trade, no matter how risky (like the absolute degenerate gambling of shorting a stock over 130% then doubling down as the price goes up), they are able to rig the market in their favor,
They clearly aren't able to just rig it in their favor since they still lost billions over it and some are or already have gone out of business.

[Anonymous No.27276180]

>>27275703
>That is criminal, and a direct attack against me and my lifestyle.
The lifestyle you ordered is no long in stock Millennial.

[Anonymous No.27276277]

>>27274915
It unironically is. But like all things it can be abused

[Anonymous No.27276381]

>>27273678
kek who keeps btc under 50
we doooo
we doooooooo

[Anonymous No.27277280]

>>27274780
It’s not a bubble when the hedge funds offer up their liquidated worth as insurance.
Especially when they have no exit strategy outside of market manipulation.

[Anonymous No.27277441]

>>27273336
It's called being a jew and helping your fellow jews
Jewish supremacists

[Anonymous No.27277637]

>>27276064
>>any time they end up on the losing side of a trade, no matter how risky (like the absolute degenerate gambling of shorting a stock over 130% then doubling down as the price goes up), they are able to rig the market in their favor,
>They clearly aren't able to just rig it in their favor since they still lost billions over it and some are or already have gone out of business.
The filthy kikes did give it their best shot first by media manipulation and scare tactics and then the absolute shutitdown -tier fuckery with the exchanges