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27232394 No.27232394 [Reply] [Original]

wait, those of you saying you'd suck dick for a bitcoin.. you wouldn't actually suck dick for a bitcoin, would you?

>> No.27232442

>>27232394
my only worry is, I'm not sure I could give a blowjob worth $30k. But I'd try.

>> No.27232454

Like, one whole bitcoin?

>> No.27232502

>>27232394
Is that aoc?

>> No.27232504

>>27232394
>>27232454
yeah I don’t have a full Bitcoin to spend unfortunately

>> No.27232536

>>27232502
you mean the queen? yes

>> No.27232554

who's dick? Bailey Jay yeah sure maybe

>> No.27232567

>>27232502
She should be naked, not in congress.

>> No.27232582

>>27232394
Absolutely.
I'd do it for free, but the coin would be nice.

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27232591

>>27232536

>> No.27232600

>>27232394
That sounds gay, and we're not gay on this board.

>> No.27232614

Okay new question... What's the smallest fraction of a bitcoin that you'd still be willing to suck a dick for? realistically? for science purposes..

>> No.27232650

>>27232614
0.5

>> No.27232664

I'd suck a cute swede twinks dick

>> No.27232710

>>27232614
Anon, are your propositioning us?

>> No.27232711

>>27232614
inversely proportional to how well they pass

>> No.27232765

>>27232711

>> No.27232771

>>27232710
not yet. that'd probably be against rules or something

>>27232650
i believe you. thank you for the input

>>27232711
so they would have to be fem otherwise you wouldnt do it?

>> No.27232774

>>27232394
y-yes

>> No.27232799

>>27232771
yeah I'm not sucking man dick that would be gay

>> No.27232862

>>27232614
0.003

>> No.27232922

>>27232394
i'd do it for free actually

>> No.27232929

>>27232799
'fem dick'

>>27232862
okay you're my favorite reply so far

>> No.27232964

>>27232394
never, keep your bitcoins faggot i only suck trap dick

>> No.27233174

>>27232394
For 2 btc I would suck a dick, for 4 btc I would spread my ass cheeks moaning like a twink

>> No.27233194

>>27232394
If it was attached to my big booba futa gf then sure

>> No.27233267

>>27232394
I'd suck a cock for an ETH

>> No.27233368
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27233368

all the memes are funny but any real answers are appreciated. Im genuinely curious how much BTC it would take for you to suck a dick.

I see so many posts saying "id suck dick for XXX" so i know you're out there

>> No.27233442

>>27232394
Even the highest priced elite prostitutes rarely charge as much as a full bitcoin for a single blowjob and you're definitely not worth as much as them on the sexual market.

>> No.27233488

>>27233368
You've gotten like 10 answers OP. Mine was serious, just say how much youre paying already.

>> No.27233495
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27233495

I'll legally change my name to "Bane?" for $25,000

>> No.27233542
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>>27233442
I have yet to meet a prostitute that accepts crypto but i know exactly what you mean. thats why im curious what fraction of a btc it would take for some people

>> No.27233610

>>27233368
depend on how much dick i can suck if its a one time thing its a steeper price but if i can consistently suck dick for money it would be lower

>> No.27233645

>>27233542
I'm doing okay right now but not nearly as well as I'd like to and I also hate gay shit. Probably a full bitcoin.

>> No.27233684
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27233684

what are the demographics here? who are these people that will suck cock for btc. i suppose if you consider yourself a 'straight man' your price would be higher. are there even any women on biz?

>> No.27233749

>>27233368
Most women, probably willing for mere SATS if you are OK looking and clean.
Most men, the fraction would probably have to be above 1. Just guessing... You would have to pay me enough BTC that I would be set for two lives (letting me secure my parents or my children). Am I gay now?

>> No.27233752

I do it all the time for free hell yeah i'd do it for 1 BTC

>> No.27233786

>>27232394
mamacita boobi

>> No.27233823

>>27233786
ahh a fellow man of culture

>> No.27233842

>>27232394
Im in no shape or form gay but 0.00059 that means im only 0.00059% gay

>> No.27233913

>>27232394
>suck dick for a million dollars
Who wouldn't?

>> No.27233927
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where would you draw the line? it seems like most people will only do twink fem cocks. would you suck off a bear for a btc? would you charge them more? does age/race/thickness/whatever play a role? what would be dealbreakers for you? Youre gonna suck a cock for a bitcoin anon the moment is upon you. where do you draw lines. what do you charge more or less for

>> No.27234022

>>27232614
1/10
remember, this money will still 2-5x this year

>> No.27234089

>>27232536
STD ridden whores aren't queens

>> No.27234114
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also if you consider yourself normally straight please indicate so in your reply. how would you explain where the money came from? i suppose you'd hide it. i imagine some people with homoerotic fantasies would use this as the perfect chance to jump into sucking some dick. i just wonder how many of you are gay or 'straight' or even serious about it all. cuz as ive gathered so far i dont think ive found a single femanon on biz

>> No.27234148

>>27232394
You don't have to be gay to know sucking dick for 30k is a pretty good fucking deal.
||I wouldn't do it either, OP, but we're retards for not.||

>> No.27234155

>>27233927
>>27234114
This is getting a bit weird now, I think this anon is milking his cock to this thread.

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27234160

would you let someone cum on your face and take a picture of it and send it to your mom for 100 BTC? 10 BTC?

>> No.27234224
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>>27232614
if you're attractive id do it for next to nothing. if you're fuck ugly 10 BTC

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>>27234155
someone probably is getting off but not me. Im just grilling /biz/ because i've been around a longtime and seen so many different anons joke about what they'd do for free money so its made me curious what people would actually do and for what

>> No.27234253

>>27234089
I'd be willing to bet she's pretty conservative sexually. She's down to earth and from a loving latino family.

Maybe time to take your meds you antisocial shizoid

>> No.27234273

>>27234224
Wow this is actually klind of insane. Still a little off but damn good.

>> No.27234297

>>27234114
shes ugly lol

>> No.27234318

>>27233823
Latinas are demons in the sack fren.

>> No.27234384

>>27234318
My experience so far too, HE HE HE

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>>27234297
okay everyone is entitled to their opinion even if it's wrong like yours

>>27234318
you arent lying

>> No.27234442

>>27234224
sauce?

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27234497

please dont sidetrack the thread. WTF WOULD YOU DO TO WHORE YOURSELF OUT FOR CRYPTO. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST

>> No.27234526

i would