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>> No.27215390
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>>27215344
>MNXXF

>> No.27215394
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Banned from buying GME? Buy GAMR or XRT instead. They're ETFs that both derive about 27% of their value from GME right now. They move similarly to GME and buying options in GAMR or XRT will give you a similar effect to the direction and percentage moves of GME. If you just buy shares of either of the ETFs, you will move in the same direction of GME just at a lower percentage so it may be even safer if you think GME is too risky.
Pic related shows the three charts stacked to highlight the similarity.

>> No.27215408
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>>27215344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUCn4w-S2KM

>> No.27215441
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First for CLF

>> No.27215450
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remember to read a book and delete social media anon

>> No.27215461
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>>27215394
Full retard mode, use RETL the 3x leveraged ETF chock full of GME goodness

>> No.27215478

CCIV merger when

>> No.27215495

>>27215450
based

>> No.27215509
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SRAC
MAXR
KTOS
TSM

>> No.27215528

I don't know about you guys, but food seems fucking expensive right now if you pay with USD

>> No.27215532
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27215540
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>mfw world media running to cover the back of Melvin capital and their bank overlords.
Is the USA close to mob rule?

>> No.27215543
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Beat Women, Buy PLTR

>> No.27215551

>>27215344
>>27215344
>>27215344
NEW

>> No.27215552
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>"SAVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this rate range before. There could be SAVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SAVERS" he thought. For the Love of Money reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of deflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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>>27215394
I don't want exposure to GME shares, I want $60C calendar spreads with an April expiry and a $7 total debit with $4k upside potential. And I want 200 of the fucking things.

>> No.27215588

>>27215450
Again I will say if the anon who suggested ignition is here THANK YOU it is wonderful

>> No.27215602

>>27215571
based

>> No.27215610

>>27215528
I thought they banned USD

>> No.27215617
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Does Fidelity charge for options trading?
Asking for a friend

>> No.27215630

>>27215394
>>27215461
or buy a Feb otm call option and immediately exercise the option.(if you have the funds)
Unironically would be putting more counterparty risk on the books of your broker(female)

>> No.27215657

>>27215571
>Spreads on GME

>> No.27215683

>>27215617
.65 per contract and the website says approval for options and spreads may take up to 3 days.
So I'm a bit pissed right now.

>> No.27215703

>>27215617
0 to open and 0.65 to close

>> No.27215713
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Everything is about to crash.

>> No.27215725
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>>27215441
no you should be first for suicide fat retard

>> No.27215731
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>>27215540
Close? Washington DC is occupied by 65,000 troops.
>>27215425
Understandable. From what I've heard stuff is moving along well for them but I'll give it to you that my optimism is probably a bit beyond what it should be.

>> No.27215812

>>27215725
How the fuck do I even get this much money in my account?

>> No.27215824
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i dumped 20k into qqq 2 weeks ago instead of gme

>> No.27215840

>>27215812
getgud

>> No.27215857

>>27215812
CLF tranny is a trust fund kiddy who started with a million

>> No.27215858

>>27215725
Tranny same fagging for attention again

>> No.27215861

>>27215824
Not even TQQQ. Pathetic.

>> No.27215876

>>27215812
Get job, live cheaply, save difference, manage risk, invest smart and goodly.

>> No.27215916

>>27215876
fuck that I want to be rich now

>> No.27215931

I only have like have 4k iand 1k invested into memes, dk why i even spend my time here

>> No.27215934

>>27215812
His brother is an insider so I imagine his whole family has a lot of money

>> No.27215939

>>27215824
Yeah? How's that working out for you
>Pulling up charts...
Anon, I...

>> No.27215960
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>>27215703
>>27215683
Fugg. I'm looking to take my theta ways to someplace other than RH that doesn't charge for options. Wat do?

>> No.27216022

>>27215916
Time in market is inversely proportional to intelligence and emotional control. If you're an impatient gorilla, your best results are only through boomer funds.

>> No.27216024

>>27215344
So tinny ruined his entire life and lost everything when all he had to do was shut his computer off for 2 months? Fucking lol

>> No.27216037

>>27215916
You and everyone else, retard.

>> No.27216039
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27216039

Friendly reminder that if you buy anything besides BB, GME, or AMC, you are actually fucking retarded and literally NGMI.

>> No.27216057

>>27215960
Everyone will probably have to start paying for options with the path this is going down.

>> No.27216069

I have 10 stocks in gamestop. Averaging a buy at around 100 each. Am I going to make it?

>> No.27216070
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>>27215657
Look me in the face and tell me this doesn't make you hard enough to etch Ryan Cohen's face into silver bullion.

>> No.27216075
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>>27215858
I promise you I am not that fat retarded faggot

>> No.27216136

>>27216069
Absofuckinglutely.

>> No.27216164

>>27215960
Honestly on the price improvement alone on spreads you'll probably make that 0.65 on the fills compared to RH's shitty shitty fills. But of the large brokers idk anyone that doesnt so 0.65. Maybe webull or tastyworks are 0 but idk. I personally use Fidelity and like the fact they dont sell my order flow to hedgefunds

>> No.27216180
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>>27215931
i started browsing here with 5k last august

>> No.27216188
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>>27215812
Be a fucking dumbass and take extreme risks

>> No.27216191

>>27216070
It's a lot of green, I know that's good. Humor me, what's the spread?

>> No.27216238

how do i make a home made back scratcher? My gf isnt here to scratch it and its itchy bros

>> No.27216248

reminder that delusional redditards are going to kill all your gains by insisting that everything that isn't GME is a wall street distraction

>> No.27216260

>>27216238
go outside and get a stick.

>> No.27216329

>>27216039
This

>> No.27216348

>>27215812
thats clf tranny he is a trust fund baby, like most retards here, but not all

>> No.27216357

>>27216238
Oh you gotta get a 1d wifey and praise cartoon posters like children, you'll never be lonely again!

>> No.27216381

>>27216070
details please, I'm new to spreads

>> No.27216398

>>27215703
>tfw fmy leaf broker charges $10 trading fee plus $1/contract + ECN fees
>close to buying GME Jan '21 calls back in Sept
>see fees
>cancel order
i dont know what to feel

>> No.27216432

>>27216164
Do you trade spreads on Fidelity then? What do you mean by price improvement?

>> No.27216479

>>27216191
Just build a calendar spread in the $50-100 range with a couple months between the calls and keep the premium as close as possible so you can buy as many as possible. Tweak it until you have a profit margin and expiry you like, you can even go slightly diagonal without incurring added risk thus demanding collateral payments thus reducing the number of spreads you can afford.

>> No.27216497

>>27215916
Buy MNXXF

>> No.27216547

>>27216191
looks like a bear put spread

>> No.27216567

>>27216238
how fat are you

>> No.27216589
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please nasdump just go back up I'm begging you

>> No.27216593

Thanks to the anon who recommended Bellroy wallets.

>> No.27216594

>>27215916
grrrrr MOMMY! gimme gibs right now!

>> No.27216604

>>27216238
just take your shirt off and wiggle around on the carpet

>> No.27216648

my shoeshine boy just told me to buy BILI

>> No.27216672
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>>27215725
>>27215812

>> No.27216674

>>27216567
I have huge shoulders and arms, also my shoulders are fucked up from playing football since i was 12

>torn labrum gang

>> No.27216677

>>27216248
Your fault for not hedging with derivatives.

>> No.27216689

>>27216238
>Being so fat you can't reach your back

>> No.27216693
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GME CHADS WW@

>> No.27216704

>>27216479
Alright I'm not a total brainlet but I don't understand the "calender" aspect of this spread. I've heard it before but never followed up. I understand the basics of spreads and know there's quite a few combos...

>> No.27216724

>tfw only 1k in silver

>> No.27216745

>>27216381
>New to spreads
Maybe don't start out on 1000% volatility GME.

>> No.27216755
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>>27215006
They released a technical feasibility study on the deposit they're going to start mining.

When the stock was at 0.095$ the market cap was 4.5M$.
>>27215027
some big numbers...

>> No.27216761

>>27216547
Slightly diagonal calendar call spread. I have a few bear put spreads that are just straight acting autistic and I want them gone.

>> No.27216764

>>27216648
My nigger just told me to buy GME

>> No.27216793

>>27216689
i literally knew all the noodle arm pasty faggots were going to reply some smart alec shit

>> No.27216797

>>27216432
https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/tools-demos/trading-tools/price-improvement

>> No.27216804

who else /sips/ here

>> No.27216895

>>27216745
god no, I just want to see how it's done.

>> No.27216901
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>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.27216921

Stocktwits is not helpful at all. Literally every ticker is tagged massively full of bullish people

>> No.27216939

>>27216804
shutup POCKIJA
the occasional brew,
only /burn/

>> No.27216965

>>27216793
Nobody attacked the idea of you have a girlfriend though...they ain't got one, sensitive subject
>Oh what a cute waifu! 2d waifus make my breeches tight oooohhhh you have such a good waifu!oh waifu!

>> No.27216966

>>27216704
Same strike, different expiry.

>> No.27216967

I'm trying to fit in on wsb, do I just preface everything I say with "My wife's boyfriend" and "this is the way"? That seems to be how it works over there. Explain to me again these people fomented this shitstorm

>> No.27216968
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>>27216672
Post the one when you're down 500k.

>> No.27216991

>>27216921
stocktwits is completely useless. I wasted months of my life browsing it at one point when i was extremely new to trading.

>> No.27217006

>>27215812
1. Take HRT pills
2. Start an OnlyFans
3. Make $1M from OnlyFans
4. Lose it all on RH betting on options

>> No.27217031

>>27216967
Don't forget "I just like the stock"

>> No.27217039

>>27216921
the newfag learns :)

>> No.27217060

>>27216991
>stocktwits is completely useless.
Not really. It's sometimes helpful to see what kind of information normies are believing.

>> No.27217085

>>27216672
this>>27216968
stupid fat fuck

>> No.27217100
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>>27216901
Dear god...

>> No.27217106

>>27216921
>>27216991
>>27217060
go back

>> No.27217109

>>27216966
That's it? Oh... Just in how ever combo you choose bear/bull debits/credits, over different dates, you say? Got a resource for some additional reading?

>> No.27217126

>>27216804
well im a few beers deep it is a saturday after all

>> No.27217137

>>27216921
>>27216991
>>27217060
If a penny stock has ANY bullish activity on stockwits you KNOW not to buy it.

>> No.27217159

>>27215344
/pol/ has a bunch of wsb shills calling 4chan a bunch of useless neck beards because they found gme and figured out the squeeze

>> No.27217186

>>27217031
"Stonk" you idiot, you'll get this anon killed with your ignorance

>> No.27217199

>>27217109
Watch InTheMoney on youtube.

>> No.27217201

>>27215344
My crypto gains are almost as good as gme. Probably going to crypto after watching the Jews rig the market

>> No.27217252

>>27216967
Yeah, you can also make a post claiming to give 50% of all your profit to charity for a lot of upvotes. Oh and saying STONKS is important aswell

>> No.27217264

>>27217159
k

>> No.27217267
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/smg/...am i finally going to make it? AMC helped me alot but not going to go full memes anymore

>> No.27217360

>>27217267

SOLO kek

>> No.27217365

>>27217267
Get in the cucksled goy.

>> No.27217377
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>call broker (female)
"Buy 1000 GME shares and short 1000 more"
"Sir, I must advise you-"
*hang up*

>> No.27217396

>>27216804
Cheers
>>27217199
based, thanks anon. Are you all in GME?

>> No.27217403
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AMC bros...

>> No.27217407

>>27217159
/pol/ has retards from everywhere saying retarded things

>> No.27217414

>>27217267
good lord lad you own some grade A dog shit minus PLTR

>> No.27217420

>>27216921
I read StockTwits shills for confirmation bias to feel better when I'm bagholding. I know they're bots but it's therapy.

>> No.27217424

Pokémon, digital monsters, Pokémon are the champions!

>> No.27217432

>>27217267

memes are very very volatile. don't gamble your life savings on them dude. use your brain. maybe put 10% AT MOST into memes or risky plays.

>> No.27217443
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>>27217360

like i said..... i went full memes and stuck bag holding

>> No.27217444

>>27217377
>call broker (Schlomo Goldberg)
>"short GME with all the money I have"
>"OY VEY"

>> No.27217460

>>27217396
GME and AMC is literarily a life boat right now.

>> No.27217474

>>27215344
I keep thinking how many normies are probably LARPing as daytraders and swing trading GME.

They're gonna be so fucked when they learn they owe more taxes than they gained because of them all being wash sales lol

>> No.27217496
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>Make 100k or more on GME squeeze
>Use liquidity to ride the theta train to makeittown to make thousands every week
I can't be the only one planning this

>> No.27217511

>>27217267
You're capital looks good but those positions are garbage, you're probably not gonna mi

>> No.27217534
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>>27216967
why would you want to go on wsbs now?
i have to imagine it's completely flooded with morons because of GME

>> No.27217535

>>27216479
Hey uh, this is not free money. You are going to lose all your premium from vega.

>> No.27217536

>>27217443
how did you buy top on SOLO why are you like this have you seen the cars?

>> No.27217542

>>27217443
anon

>> No.27217550

>>27217403
Naked was about to be fucking delisted and Robinhood only allows the purchase of 5 shares of it. Itbeen squeezed before. That's the real squeeze potential.

>> No.27217561

>>27217407
/pol/ used to be less retarded back before the media sent an army of Facebook boomers

>> No.27217565

if i had $25,000 i'd be able to turn it in to anything with time. i only have $5k and im worried i wont be able to properly profit on this shit

>> No.27217575

is anyone even taking any uncovered short plays on GME anymore?

>> No.27217580

>>27216793
Boil a pot of water and bring it into the room you're in. Let that steam humidify the area.
>t. hater of wintertime itchiez

>> No.27217591

redpill me on Robinhood

>> No.27217594
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>>27217424
There's several Digimon and Pokemon I'd fuck.

>> No.27217616

>>27217460
Good God anon, I hope it's every penny you have and I hope you make it!

>> No.27217619
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>>27217432
fortunate enough to still have a 401k and maxed out IRA. just enjoying these since i have no debt. Its been a wild year

>> No.27217662

>>27217267
>$80k net worth
>uses RH
NGMI
it's over

>> No.27217687
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27217687

You won already. You showed those shorts. Now sell and take your winnings.

What are you trying to prove by holding? This will only end badly for everyone if things keep going on like this. Do you really want to be the cause of another financial crash? The only ones who get hurt will be normal people who just want go on with their lives. When Monday comes, I hope you think about that. Make the right decision.

>> No.27217693
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Here we go!!!!!!!!

>> No.27217726

>>27217496
same
>>27217535
Say what? This anon just sold me this Cadillac and you say its got sugar in the tank?

>> No.27217730

>>27217591
Has absolutely no benefits compared to a normal retail brokerage such as Fidelity or Schwab. Is going bankrupt. Will pull the rug and scam you.

>> No.27217734

>>27217580
ironic, gf said it was the cold weather but im a chad and can never let her be right so i did not listen


now i listen to smg, thank you good sir. Illl give it a go

>> No.27217740

Potential to make any real money putting $1k in AMC?

>> No.27217742

>>27217619

ah ok. if you have a legit nest egg, do what you think is best. just don't put anything into any memes unless you don't mind losing the entire investment.

>> No.27217748

>>27217591
jews. use anther app

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>>27217031
>>27217186
>>27217252
Thanks for the tips anons. I'm going in
>>27217534
Just a little reconnaissance. They've attracted millions of viewers the last few days. Seems like it would be a good way to get a feel for what the zeitgeist is in the mood for come Monday

>> No.27217754
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27217754

Will PLTR hit at least $80 at the end of the year? Will there be a better dip than now to buy again? Maybe during lockup?

>> No.27217761

>>27217693
>memelines on a derivative
Why you do this though?

>> No.27217771

>>27217474
Intuit is going to have a surge in revenue from the huge uptick of people being forced to buy the "premium" TurboTax just to file their schedule D.

>> No.27217782

>>27215344
IS THAT CAT REAL

>> No.27217794

>>27217561
I browse /pol/ too but come on now it's always been retarded, it's essentially /b/ 2.0

>> No.27217799
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27217799

Bros I went over to my friend's place to talk about stocks and he asked me what he should buy. I have a list of over 130 stocks on my watchlist on yahoo finance. I closed my eyes with my finger close to the screen and scrolled down. When I stopped scrolling, I landed on fucking gamestop. This isn't even a fucking larp. What the fuck does it mean?

>> No.27217857

>>27217742
i know. Its so fucking lucky for me to bounce back up. Just going to hold and get out of SOLO whenever it hits a good price that i feel comfortable to get out of

>> No.27217879

>>27217754
hope it does hit 80 I got a decent bit ridding on it, I don't intend on trading it though that shit will just sit in my portfolio lock up or not

>> No.27217880

>>27217726
If GME moves the wrong way someone can exercise your short option, if you don't have liquidity in your count you will be forced to cover by exercising the long option. On an extremely volatile stock like GME, assignment risk is very high. You might make money, but the risks aren't properly shown on that calculator.

>> No.27217892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ZK1PcYw14


we are all just a piece of becalmed driftwood floating in the sea.

>> No.27217912

>>27217591
Nigger what? Get back under the rock
>>27217761
For real, nigger had to draw four lines to tell me that it looks red, who the fuck buys this chicken entrails shit

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>>27217754
yes. maybe. yes, if it dumps to a low at any point it should be then.

>> No.27217933

>>27217754
It's valuation is already fucking absurd so obviously it's going to hit $100B.

>> No.27217945

>>27217799
You should have told him to buy RBC good sir. Unironically.

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>>27217687
>Do you really want to be the cause of another financial crash?
Yes

>> No.27217977

>>27217377
That's perfect hedging tho

>> No.27218012

>>27217952
Post your short positions

>> No.27218026

>>27217933
>valuation
I keep hearing this since it hit $20 but now it's $30-40 and no huge major dips. Will it dump just because the valuation is high? Can the valuation be justified in a few months?

>> No.27218089

>>27217880
Call or put? In the case of GME yeah I'd shit my pants getting exercised...this is still a viable tool set though, perhaps not for GME but more stable stocks?

>> No.27218140

>>27217396
I'm as much as I could get in GME, I got shook out like three times like a fucking retard. Now I have 5 shares and 5 contracts and I'm waiting for Fidelity options approval so I can get around that.
>>27217535
>>27217880
That's why I'm using my regular retard strategy of going for the absolute tightest spread I can and buying a fucking bajillion options spreads. If It goes up, big deal. I make almost nothing on the options but my 5 shares are on their way to mars. If it crashes, my losses are covered and I get a bit back. The objective is to ride the squeeze, take profits near the top, roll them into more options and let the things make money on the way down. The beauty of using wide calendar spreads is that even if vega eats my premium away the long leg is still far enough in the future that the theta decay of the short leg still creates a huge gap in the prices of the options.

>> No.27218145

>>27218012
I'm in SPY puts right now

>> No.27218165

>>27218026
TSLA drones have latched onto PLTR so it will probably become a cult stock where it will keep going up until a catastrophic burst and crashes the whole market.

>> No.27218182

redpill me on silver stocks

>> No.27218204
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27218204

dubs picks my sale limit of GME

>> No.27218235

>>27218182
It's boomer shit but you don't actually own the shiny rocks.

>> No.27218236

>>27215344
>>27215344
>>27215344
Perhaps the pastebin for broker information should name and shame those who restricted trading on GME, AMC, etc last week.
Only Fidelity and Vanguard didn't restrict trading. Vanguard isn't even in the fucking list. What shill put that shit together?

>> No.27218237

>>27217799
Buy signal.

>> No.27218244
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27218244

>mfw my step dad asks if I bought GME and to share the profits with him if i did.
I told him no, I didnt buy a meme.
I'm actually up 100k and sold my GME already.

>> No.27218261

>>27218204
6669

>> No.27218303

>>27218204
$3

>> No.27218307

>>27217561
At least the Boomers will learn about the kikes. Getting them to understand is my hardest job IRL.

>> No.27218309

>>27218236
>>27218236
Vanguard is for buying their ETF's. The UI is fucking terrible and the fees are gay.

>> No.27218317

>>27218165
I doubht that PLTR is going to become the next TSLA. People can't identify with PLTR or become a fanboy of it.

>> No.27218328

>>27218204
1488

>> No.27218346

>>27218204
450

>> No.27218382

>>27218140
Fuck, thanks for sharing but I'm to drank to comprehend right now

>> No.27218415

I wonder what the Fidelity board meetings must have looked like in the past week

>> No.27218417
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27218417

>tfw look at all the stupid shit ive bought over the years and think about selling all of it to move more into stocks
any one else know this feel?

>> No.27218419

>>27218204
1100

>> No.27218420

Im going to dump my scizo watchlist update

WM-
DIS
VGAC
UTZ
TR
TGT
TSM
DIA
SNOW
SKLZ
SLB
RKT
RTX
PIPP
PFE
PSTH
NVO
NVAX
NCLH
NIO
NNDM
MOGO
MSFT
MTRX
MTNB
MNXXF
ICLN
INAW
HSII
HA
GOL
FCEL
CURLF
CLII
CIIG
CCL
CCJ
BTWN
BX
BSTZ
BITF
ATOS
ARKG
AQB
APHA
POWW
ABML
MO

>> No.27218421

>>27218307
There have always been boomer on /pol/ it’s the retarded wwg1wga boomers I have a problem with

>> No.27218423

>>27218317
There already is because the autistic CEO chose a fucking LOTR mythical item as the company name and logo.

>> No.27218434

>>27218204
4206914.88

>> No.27218475

>>27217536
Those cars look like real faggot mobiles, don't they? I enjoyed swinging SOLO a couple of times but it sure seems overpriced right now.

>> No.27218478

>>27218423
It's popular among autists but the average Joe won't fucking care about it. Maybe investing-wise but the cult will stay tiny.

>> No.27218483

the comments on RH's damage control faceberg posts are fire

>> No.27218493

>>27217561
Q PREDICTED THIS
>>27218244
How old are you?

>> No.27218504

>>27218415
Governments all over the world are probably creating laws as we speak to prevent the masses from doing this.

>> No.27218527

>>27218204
Oy vey $200

>> No.27218541

>>27218244
Did you fuck your step sister though?

>> No.27218543

>>27218244
Mine asked about it because they were calling my parent's house over the summer trying to get me to vote in their board elections. There wasn't any way of getting around my parents knowing I owned some. Fortunately my Dad isn't the kind of faggot who asks for handouts.

>> No.27218545

HE CAME HERE TO TAKE AN OUTLAW BACK ALIVE OR MAYBE DEAD, AND HE SAID IT DIDNT MATTER HE WAS AFTER TEXAS RED,,,
AFTER TEXAS REeEeeEeDdDDddddddd

>> No.27218547
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27218547

>>27218420
>doesn't post nok
nothing schizo about this

>> No.27218548

>>27218244
....uhhh how old are you anon? Does your dad drink Milwaukee's Best?

>> No.27218566

>>27217782
I think he is real

>> No.27218574
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27218574

>>27218493
23 and still living at home.

>> No.27218588

>>27218204
333

>> No.27218626

>>27218547
I currently own NOK, CRBP, DKNG, and CLII
they arent in my watchlist heheheheheHAHA

>> No.27218633

>>27218588
LOCKED IN

>> No.27218640

>>27218140
>>27217535
Also I'm well aware of vega culling my profits when the stock starts to settle. That's why I have to close the spreads fairly soon after the drop stops and this is actually a bit of a balancing act to position the short leg's expiry to give this shit enough time to play out and gamestop to fall without it expiring early and underperforming, while not placing it so far out that the profits are spread thin, this shitfest ends too soon and it both underperforms and vega starts dropping my profits before it reaches full returns. Either way, a tenbag with these spreads is a fairly conservative gain.

>> No.27218658

>>27218588
>>27218204
Checked.
>PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.27218708

>>27217734
OMT, turn your shower down. You're probably using the hot water and the pressure of the shower head to scratch your back. That makes it worse. Try to go for a lukewarm water year-round. I take my shower after my morning exercises so it's not so unpleasant.

>> No.27218727
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27218727

MARKET CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out VIX

MARKET CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out VIX

MARKET CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out VIX

MARKET CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out VIX

>> No.27218774

>>27217740
Sure, but I wouldn't do it unless you don't give a fuck about losing a grand.

>> No.27218809

>>27218727
>implying i'm not already in UVXY
feels good man

>> No.27218814

>>27218626
oh ok, a fellow schizo. I'm in VGAC and PSTH and BTWN so you pass. Check out ACEV and FTOC, I was in them but I can't be fucked with non blue chip SPACs at this piont, they could be fun though.

>> No.27218821

>>27218727
stfu bobo golden bull load up on cheapies

>> No.27218831
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27218831

>>27218588
>>27218633
Enjoy your limit, friend >>27218204

>> No.27218835

>>27218727
short vol stop loss hutning

>> No.27218855

>>27218420
and nobody gives a fuck about your "DD" thanks for the list of nothing faggot

>> No.27218877

>>27218478
The cult is why it's pumped so much.

>>27218415
Peter Lynch calling in and telling them to buy Big Lots.

>> No.27218894

>>27215394
which crypto platform is this

>> No.27218920

kek, if you don’t get how to get profit with market volume on crypto just clear your address and fuck off from this thread

cmon, I am too experted to join in this shit, that’s why I will hold my Base on uniswap and use cascade for top rewards with passive income

>> No.27218937

>>27218547
gimi

>> No.27218953

>>27218574
Have you kicked his ass yet? Or do you just let him fuck your mom every night consequence free?

>> No.27218987
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27218987

>>27217687
> Do you really want to be the cause of another financial crash?
They knew what they were getting into

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27219024

>>27218920
very needful sir

>> No.27219032

>>27218727
>Look at these lines and beware the ides of February anon!

>> No.27219102

>>27218814
What the fuck is a blue chip SPAC?

>> No.27219121

>>27218894
It's tradingview

>> No.27219133

>>27218814
wait yeah sorry this watchlist has a lot of spacs, i have 3 others. Spacs are cool just gotta remember to sell ya know

>> No.27219135

>>27219032
I've been expected a February dump because there will be some BLM month chimpouts.

>> No.27219208

>>27218855
literally did not post a single ounce of dd

>> No.27219209

>>27218727
i hope anyone who puts lines on a chart gets aids

>> No.27219230

>>27219135
Are you retarded? What happened to the market when they were burning down cities last year?

>> No.27219267

So were all those posts about Robin Hood selling people's stock just them getting margin called and all the newfags not understanding what that is or were Robin Hood actually just selling peoples stock against their will?

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>>27217534
>i have to imagine it's completely flooded with morons because of GME
Yeah
Because of GME
Right

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27219300

>>27218920

>> No.27219319

>>27219135
I think we've seen positive reaction from the market when niggers destroy Target. But niggers hate cold almost as much as work and parenting do I don't expect any chimping next month.

>> No.27219330
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27219330

Who needs a good laugh?

youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

>> No.27219331

>>27219267
Instant deposit shenangians anon

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27219353

>>27219133
yeah i offloaded some of them recently because i realized i was getting lazy, this i supposed to be the year of the SPAC though. My gut feeling tells me to get in them now because as soon as they start taking off int he next three months there will be controversy and a crackdown, you can't just fuck off in the caymans forever without someone noticing.

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27219357

>>27219287
kekd out loud

>> No.27219362

>>27219230
They were recovering from a manufactured crash. We are at the top. The chimpouts will be worse. I just hope you bought guns and ammo already.

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27219361

>>27219330
>Who needs a good laugh?
gotchya bro

>> No.27219375

>>27218774

I’d be fine but definitely wouldn’t be happy

>> No.27219407

>>27217403
If you really believe this you should buy BBBY
I did and I don't give a fuck, I'm actually enjoying all this shit, every last reaction from either side

>> No.27219415

>>27219267
My guess is that a lot of people on RH were actually using margin, possibly unknowingly because their "instant credit" IS margin. And trades on margin can be closed for any number of reasons that are in the fine print when you sign up.
RH should still be in a lot of trouble since its very obvious they were having liquidity problems that required an emergency $1 billion injection from Citadel.

>> No.27219427

>>27219362
I'm not white so I'll be alright

>> No.27219452

>>27219361
I hope that wasn’t someone’s whole stack

>> No.27219475

>>27219361
RIP tinny. Has he posted at all or is he decaying in his apartment?

>> No.27219479

>>27219427
Chimps hate everyone especially themselves. No one is safe.

>> No.27219480

>>27215450
I'm about ten years ahead of you fren

>> No.27219486

>>27219452
lurk more

>> No.27219492

>>27217687
Post nose

>>27217594
That's literally me, where my comfy frens at

>> No.27219498

>>27219208
No shit schizo
>All hail my picks, I am THE schizo
neck yourself kid

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27219544

>>27219452
That was the very last of his money lol

>> No.27219546

>>27219475
tinny wont rope, he has no balls, and he cant get a gun because of MI

>> No.27219558

>>27219427
Keep telling yourself that.

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27219577

>>27215552
Based

>> No.27219598

>>27219362
Recovering from a manufacturing crash? Wtf are you talking about?

>> No.27219604

>>27219498
just dont look next time if you get this mad

>> No.27219659

>>27219546
Michigan?

>> No.27219665

>>27219544
What did he do to piss of the bogs so much

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>>27219452
yes :D
>>27219475
he's shitting up /trash/
>>>/trash/35963319

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27219709

>>27219544
>>27219546

I don’t know why everyone wants him to kill himself. He’s the “kpop fag” right? He’s just weird, I don’t want him to actually die.

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>>27219375
Happiness is important. Don't do it. The salt will cause you to make another dipshit play and before long you'll be the average faggot on this board.

>> No.27219717

>>27219604
>These are my friends and they value my top 100 stock picks

>> No.27219735

>>27219604
>All hail my picks, I am THE schizo
Basically talking like the equivalent of tripfags

>> No.27219734

>>27219667
That's not him. There's commas and periods

>> No.27219782

>>27219598
Corona crash was 100% manufactured. Anyone who could think rationally knew it would bounce back. A crash now from euphoric highs will cause an actual bear market which lasts a year or more. A month of down days isn't a bear market.

>> No.27219836

>>27219659
mental illness, accoding to him anyway..

>>27219709
i dont want him to rope , im just saying i dont think he will , he is also a doomer whos life seems to be centered around monotary value and "making it" so his whole life is kind of a fallacy its kind of sad

>> No.27219845

>>27219709
If you were never in CoD/Halo lobbies I don't think ygmi

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>>27219709
I don't want him to. I, for one, LOVE his schizo posting.

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>>27219709
yes please it would be good if he actually died

>> No.27219919

>>27219710
It depends on his conviction anon.

>> No.27219938

>>27219782
Oh, manufactured crash. Got it, yeah I just don't think any of the old rules apply.

>> No.27219953

>>27215532
you are a blessing, I did not know we merged already

>> No.27219964
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27219964

Can someone help me understand why a squeeze even happens in the first place? I guess this would apply to any shorted stock, but unless every share was being held to reduce supply and drive up price what prevents the repeated buying and selling of the remaining portion of shares, to make good on the returning of the borrowed shares?

>> No.27219973

>>27219904
We don't need multiple kpop avatarfags. Kpop is terrible and every single kpop fanatic is actually mentally ill.

>> No.27220003

>>27218727
bro stop trying to use TA on the VIX lmao you're embarassing yourself

>> No.27220013

>>27219782
That's the funny thing though. I was initially in REITs with decent finances and I switched when I realized they are just going to beat these companies to death. That's why the short squeeze crap is so telling. It shows they planned to relentlessly beat GME and AMC to death with a combination of gloom and doom press and investment strategies to prevent anyone from pumping them with capital. We are now seeing how relentlessly they plan to attack brick and mortar. I'm not sure how to react, because it makes it a risky investment but maybe a worthwhile cause?

>> No.27220031

>>27218727
I read historically if there are Jan and Feb down markets the entire year will be recession, if this Gamestop thing wrecks the markets Joe Biden will get screwed.

>> No.27220039

>>27219938
This exact cycle has happened before. Obviously doesn't mean it can't change but it's eerily similar.

>> No.27220065

>>27219964
It's Jewish magic, basically fractional reserve banking

>> No.27220105

>>27219964
Just go to youtube

>> No.27220110

>>27219973
It's very bizarre. I saw one of those shitty magazines at Kroger this week for some zipperhead KFAG group and three of the seven kids were queer for sure. I couldn't picture a 12 y/o girl bugging her mom to buy her one. Who buys this shit? Baggie?

>> No.27220136

>>27219973
I like Kyary Pamyu Pamyu even though I know the music is only catchy at best but I don't understand the blatant autism that goes along with kpop shit, all of the music is just shit and theyre plastic bug people

>> No.27220153

>>27216180
>i started browsing here with 5k last august
>made all of the gains in past month from GME
lmao

>> No.27220173

>>27219973
this

>> No.27220177

>>27220039
I agree but if you look at the corrections being made or compensation it however you want to put it. The powers that be are getting better at mitigating losses every fucking time.
>Oh very they can't keep getting away with this...
but they do and every time it's the same story, just rehearsed one more time

>> No.27220184

>>27219878
That’s a little whacky, but I’ve seen way worse shit on this site. There’s this guy on /ptg/ who posts the most insane shit about fucking everything. Videos of him yelling at passing cars and all about his mom etc. apparently he’s super schizophrenic and people actually call him to keep in touch with him etc. he’s so mentally ill that anons actually reached out to him. Tinny just has a few screws loose

>> No.27220217

Do I transfer my assets out of robinhood now, or wait until after the squeeze?

>> No.27220229

>>27220177
Checked.
Why do you doubt this timeline?

>> No.27220276

>>27220217
Now, it's part of the squeeze. We're squeezing everybody. Hey anon, you got a smoke?

>> No.27220283
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27220283

Robinhood just cancelled my limit sells and deactivated my account.

>> No.27220284

>>27220013
Wall Street is full of retards just like main street. Fucking Big Lots has been around 30%+ shorted. Big Lots has been growing faster than fucking Dollar General since March. They are very undervalued and on the way up and these morons shorted it 30%+. It's not some crusade like the talking head pundits are claiming. It's just a bunch of high paid retards in suits played a stupid game and are about to win stupid prizes. Unless daddy government swoops in, anyway.

>> No.27220300

>>27218423
Most normies have no idea what the Palantir is. Even the movies only mention it by name once.

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>>27220184
have any videos, that sounds hilarious, like a MAGA version of CWC

>> No.27220363

>>27220283

Is that real? Post another screenshot

>> No.27220370

>ABML
>B
>M
>L

>> No.27220411
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27220411

>>27220283
Heh, nothing personell, goy.

>> No.27220420

>>27219964
Those are the riskiest shares to hold anon. They're paying 5-10x the price to enter a game of prisoner's dilemna anon. Anybody that'd buy at those prices would be retail and retail has the weakest hands. They're essentially offloading bags if the squeeze never happens. It works incredibly well if you one side was limited to buy 1-2 stocks

>> No.27220426

>>27220284
>>27220013
This. Boomers can't into Internet and they have generational wealth.

>> No.27220429

>>27220229
Oh it's fucked bro, everything is a total inversion of logic and reason. Could you imagine if we had to explain to the ancient stoics the way our world works? What would they say? You couldn't show them what a firearm is, they'd use it...really gets the noggin niggering

>> No.27220437

>>27219964
Lower volume increases the days to cover. The lack of volume makes buying back much more expensive. It's true that you can cover shorts with even a single share (the same say you can create an infinite short float with a single share), but the low volume absolutely has an effect. It's like putting your thumb over a garden hose, drives up the velocity of the water coming out significantly.

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>>27220184
I love it lol nothing brings me more joy than his conspiracy shit and the people who sperg out on him

>> No.27220467

>>27218204
Never

>> No.27220495

>>27220343
You can find him on /pol/. He hung around on President Trump General. I haven’t been there in weeks.

>> No.27220501

>>27220283
screenshot with date please?

>>27220284
I thought that at first too. Places like big lots are open so we can still stuff our faces and don't riot, but it looksl ike a massive big tech takeover by force if necessary. My opinion is they aer beating these companies down mercilessly.

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27220568

>>27220461

>birds attacking people

>> No.27220571

>>27220495
I have been to /ptg/ once and that was to many times

>> No.27220576

>>27220013
The worthwhile cause is making money, and that desire is what the big kike money and retail have in common. It just so happened to be a perfect storm for retail, everyone managing to add one plus one at the same time when your average American or illegal alien normally needs the television to think for them and have no idea what state Walla Walla is in.
If retail is able to catch the jews with their pants down again the jews will simply change the rules mid-game or use their dual-citizen buddies and pet goy in Congress to change the laws.

>> No.27220618

>>27216604
enjoy your bacne you disgusting worm

>> No.27220642

>>27220618
how dirty is your floor?

>> No.27220673

baked
>>27220658
>>27220658
>>27220658

>> No.27220694

>>27220571

I used to live there. Problem is they went insane after the election was stolen. Way to spicy for me. Had shills there encouraging people to do violent shit etc. I fucking left

>> No.27220759

>>27219964
The way I understand it, short sellers already borrowed shares and it doesn't matter if there are more shares available to be borrowed because they instead have to buy the shares to close their position. There has to be shares available to buy in order for them to close, if enough of the stock is shorted and the price moves against them, it then creates a snowball effect and forces even more short sellers to close their positions cover themselves and limit risk since shorting has infinite potential losses.

>> No.27220915

>>27220759
And the answer to the inevitable question "what if they just wait it out" is short position interest charges. If they all just waited it out and didn't buy to close, it would take much longer for the entire situation to resolve. And right now, the short position interest charge for GME shares is 50%. So that's an absolutely massive amount of money going down the hole while they twiddle their thumbs. It becomes a question of at what point is it cheaper to just buy the fucking stocks.

>> No.27220974

>>27216188
What do you do for a living?

>> No.27221080
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>>27220283
>>27220501
>>27220411
>>27220363
It's me. I wrote my post number. I guess I'm kinda hella stupid when I could've just wrote the date too.

>> No.27221259

>>27220283
They canceled my limit sell at $5000 also.

>> No.27221326

>>27220974
Believe it or not, NEET

>> No.27221547

>>27221259
They didn't cancel my $2000s.
Weird.

>> No.27221577

>>27221080
Damn, now you won't even be able to claim customer protection of that money because they'll prevent you from liquidating until the price goes back to 20

>> No.27221598

>>27221259
Did they deactivate your account?