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27197358 No.27197358 [Reply] [Original]

Listen here:

There will only be two times to buy Rubic. Only during these two times will it be a wise decision.

The first time to buy will be when all crypto has been outlawed. Rubic is such an empty and forgettable coin that the lawmakers will forget to include it in the list of banned currency. Rubic will dip to $0.000000001 before then so buying now is for the mentally disabled and people who are holding onto doge (with much overlap between the two groups).

The second time to buy Rubic will be when you’re knocking on the death’s front door. Years from now after your wife has left you for a redditor who stacked 1m off LINK and after your kids have stopped speaking to you because you squandered their entire college tuition fund telling them at the time that going all in on IOTA was a smart money play as it was about to moon any second, you decide to sign off with one last fuck you to all of them. So before entering the infinite dark you collect all of your assets (the trailer you moved into, your season 4 of Friends DVD, and a busted massage chair you found in a dumpster behind a Sharper Image) and you put it all into Rubic. Finally, in your will, you give 49% of the shortbus coin to your wife/children and the remaining 51% to the meth addicted hooker you spent the last six christmases with.

Only during those two occasions should you buy rubic

>> No.27197529

thanks just bought 30k more

>> No.27197795
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27197795

>>27197358
>16 cent crab coin

>> No.27197799

>>27197529
Ah so you’re already at the scenario #2 and are buying before putting together the will. I’m glad you took the advice anon, if anybody is there to meet you in the void tell them to make room for the a bunch of XLM hodlers that are expected to arrive soon.

>> No.27197901

>>27197795
Much like the 16 cent hooker with crabs you will spend future christmas with

>> No.27198921

>>27197358
Wow. Kys fag if you got nothing better to do than to write a short story of fud.

>> No.27199016

>>27198921

Oh Pajeet...

This is not a short story, it is a prophecy.

>> No.27199452

>>27197358
why are you so butthurt about this

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27199777

Oh! Wallet holder-Chan. I love it when you run your thumbs over my cubic corners!!!

>> No.27199837

>>27199452
he's probably got money locked on coinbase and needs the price to stay down so he can get a scant few more for his feeble stacklet next week

>> No.27199878

>>27197358
thanks just bought 100k

>> No.27200139

>>27199878
see >>27197799


>>27199452
>>27199837
Don’t let pride blind you to a hand when it reaches down to help you up. Applying rubbing alcohol to a open wound stings but letting the wound go unattended kills

>> No.27200707

>>27197529
Unironically tripled my stack

>> No.27200924

>>27200707
>>27197529
>>27199878
top 20 holder, sitting comfy right now, keep that fud coming op

>> No.27201092

>>27200924
You’re too far gone and will arrive at scenario 2 soon enough. I wish you a safe journey and may other anons learn from your mistake