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27164429 No.27164429 [Reply] [Original]

Hey goy--I mean anonymous users. I'm really concerned about you potentially losing a few hundred shekels--i mean dollars in the stock market. I think you for your own good should definitely sell all your GME. This is strictly to help you make more money. The fact that it's the same thing the hedge fund guys want you to do is pure coincidence.

>> No.27164611
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>>27164429
>should definitely sell all your GME
And betray this girl? NEVER!!!!!

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I agree good sir. The SEC really must protect these innocent, unsophisticated investors from these volatile swings in the market. These poor folks will be the victim of a bubble. Luckily several brokerages have put limits on these securities, doing what is best for the customer and only prudent given the current state of things!!! Imagine, people treating the market like a casino or something! Something really ought to be done about this.

>> No.27165458

>>27164429
Shalom Shabbat

>> No.27165561

>>27164611
What a horrible drawing, why not actually go to the board that can help instead of getting your mongoloid nephew to crack out the pencil crayons?
>>/ic/

>> No.27165818

>>27164429
Jesus. Just finished reading that report and I'm feeling sick.

I bought in at 100$ for Gamestop (ticker: GME) and have held steadfast until now.

This dump was the last straw for me. Coming here and seeing post after post of mockery and laughter at us redditors has really demoralized me.

I can't believe I got duped. I will be selling the entirety of my GME holdings after I finish the post.

Thank you anon for your concern over our financial wellbeing. Please my fellow posters: if you haven't already, sell your GME.

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>>27164429
Not gonna lie, former GME holder here. Its been hilarious watching the Hedgies crash and burn, but in all seriousness we have to sell now.