/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27163640]

>26
>£45k net worth

[Anonymous No.27163690]

>>27163640
most 13 year olds have more money than you

[Anonymous No.27163765]

>>27163640
>Unironically look like this after I take a shower

Fucking corona can't even let me get a proper haircut these days

[Anonymous No.27163804]

>>27163640
Had that shit at 18 kys

[Anonymous No.27163837]

>>27163640
>21
>400k

[Anonymous No.27163906]

>>27163640
i have 0
so what
maybe you should find a good job and work until you are 40

[Anonymous No.27163963]

>>27163690
>>27163640
These are all bait/troll posts right?

Having $60 USD at 26 is pretty good and few 26 years olds have that. Maybe 2%

[Anonymous No.27164036]

>>27163640
>29
>4k in physical silver is all i have

[Anonymous No.27164051]

>>27163640
>27
>$250ish net worth

[Anonymous No.27164183]

>>27164051
same
except add 100, and then a k behind the sum

[Anonymous No.27164186]

>>27163963
There's redditors that are 20-21 that already have six figures

I'm a fucking failure

[Anonymous No.27164266]

>>27163640
>85
>$0 net worth
life: lived to the max
keep hoarding cash maybe it will pay your care when you are a fucking invalid in some bed with regrets of not having lived life

[Anonymous No.27164269]

>>27163963
this is humble brag for retards

though 45k is really not that much, still much better than what most people have at 26

[Anonymous No.27164276]

>>27163640
Did you accomplish anything in your life?
Some fucking homeless has a higher networth than you. You had 26 years to make something out of yourself. And all you got was a 4k pound networth
That means you couldn't even manage to make more than 5 pounds on average. And to be precise you were costing society more than you contributed to it. It's time to get your shit together

[Anonymous No.27164341]

>>27163640
>Infant
>Not born to the family of an oil sheik
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27164436]

>>27163963
>pretty good and few 26 years olds have that. Maybe 2%

The rule of thumb
Your age x 1000

So by 26 you should at least have 260000

[Anonymous No.27164494]

>>27164266
>living life in your >30s with 0 dollars to your name
gl

[Anonymous No.27164493]

>>27164436
>The rule of thumb
>Your age x 1000
this! OP is a fucking failure

[Anonymous No.27164528]

>27
>$0
Sure smells like wagie in here.

[Anonymous No.27164537]

>>27164186

People also lie on the internet. Plus a lot of people are "short term millionaires".

[Anonymous No.27164544]

>>27163963
newfags really are not hiding it anymore huh

[Anonymous No.27164692]

>>27164436

> 26 x 1000
> 260,000

Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.27164708]

>>27164544
They never were
It's a fucking disgrace
The other day I had to read a post saying "I just want to make a nice $2k to get a nice scooter"
Retards haven't understood the game yet

[Anonymous No.27164776]

>>27163640
Remember frens.
Whatever your net worth is, at least you aren't in debt to the Jew.
Even having $1 net worth and no debt makes you richer than the majority of americans.
>t. 23, 30k net worth, no debt, married, living comfortably
We're all gonna make it, frens.

[Anonymous No.27164855]

>>27164493
>26*1000=26000
>26000<45000
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.27164924]

>26
>-80k

It doesn't matter, gonna kms anyways later this year

[Anonymous No.27164965]

>>27164776
>23
>not being a billionaire
What keeps you even going?

[Anonymous No.27165007]

34 years young here

[Anonymous No.27165044]

>>27164692
Both you fool
286k floor minimum
We are all failures

[Anonymous No.27165187]

>24
>60k networth
>also no upwards career potential and NEED crypto to moon

[Anonymous No.27165344]

>80
>one onion on my belt

[Anonymous No.27165695]

>>27164776
>23
>married
are you black or something

[Anonymous No.27165773]

>>27164776
This. Living of rents and not buying stupid shit. It's the ultimate comfy chad.

[Anonymous No.27165775]

>20
>$28k

[Anonymous No.27165801]

>>27163640
>12
>$2.6 million net worth

Why accept this world bros?

[Anonymous No.27165840]

>>27164544
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Shut up you stupid gorilla n...

[Anonymous No.27166010]

> 2,308
> A cave in eastern Turkey with all of king Solomon's gold

[Anonymous No.27166166]

>>27163640
>23
>70k networth
>not ugly but too autistic to interact with normies

[Anonymous No.27166355]

>>27164436
"26 x 1000 = 260000"

[Anonymous No.27166367]

>22
>21k net worth
>9k net worth a week ago

thank you based redditors

[Anonymous No.27166391]

>327 give or take
>MOON
>been holding forever

[Anonymous No.27166693]

>>27164183
>27
>k$350 net worth

[Anonymous No.27166748]

>>27164266
not wrong. not right either but nice try

[Anonymous No.27166848]

>23
>7k net worth
>ripped body
>no debt
>living like a king

[Anonymous No.27166911]

>22
>20k net worth
>14k in bank
>no career

i should deadarse kill my self

[Anonymous No.27167021]

>>27166911
Careers are for slaves

[Anonymous No.27167042]

you havent made it until nobody on biz believes your true NW

[Anonymous No.27167539]

>>27165695
No? I just love my wife. We've been friends since middle school.

[Anonymous No.27167575]

>>27163640
I'm 22 and I only have like £300 to my name. Society has no place for autists.

[Anonymous No.27168401]

My net worth is around $400k at age 28 and I've never bought a stock in my life.

[Anonymous No.27168482]

>>27164183
>127000 years old
who are you???

[Anonymous No.27168596]

>>27166848
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.27168635]

>>27165007
>$986k
>entirely in the bank

[Captain Cuck No.27168639]

>>27163640
you can always get a job masturbating on camera for only fans?

[Anonymous No.27168709]

can someone redpill me on faking my own death to get out of debt?

[Anonymous No.27168842]

>30
>£12k net worth

It was just over £1000 a year ago so I'm currently happy.

[Anonymous No.27168855]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27168890]

>>27165007
>quickbooks

[Anonymous No.27168898]

>>27164183
45100kk?

[Anonymous No.27168902]

>>27168842
Sameish

[Anonymous No.27168905]

How do I avoid becoming this? I only have €21,000 at 23

[Anonymous No.27168924]

25
20k$
Not bad for a country with an average gross salary of 1350$. I also only work half time, lmao.

[Anonymous No.27168931]

>>27163837
how?

[Anonymous No.27168973]

>>27168905
Invest in a rope

[Anonymous No.27169027]

I have no money at 26 lol

[Anonymous No.27169093]

>36
>3k AUSTRALIAN
>1432 DOGE

[Anonymous No.27169103]

>>27168924
Which state you live in bro

[Anonymous No.27169105]

>>27165007
you're literally hemorrhaging money by keeping that much of it liquidated

[Anonymous No.27169128]

>>27163640
At least you don't live in a third world country, I am 26 with a Master Degree nd I have 8k USD net worth. Started working at 22, saving almost everything. I hate this country.

[Anonymous No.27169164]

>>27169093
doge seems kinda bullish ngl

[Anonymous No.27169178]

29 AND ABOUT TO BE HOMELESS> KISS MY ASS JANNIES AND ALL LYOU REDDIT FUCK FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.27169227]

Idk that sounds good to me. I got around $50k USD (stocks + savings) at 27. Although I'm from that poorfag country full of cheap workforce for Germany and other decent countries.
Well at least if I triple that I'll afford to buy an apartment... God I hate this country

[Anonymous No.27169300]

>>27167539
im happy for you anon. i wish you and your wife well

[Anonymous No.27169306]

>>27169103
>state
Try nation state.

[Anonymous No.27169307]

>>27169227
what country are you from?

[Anonymous No.27169643]

>29
>$54k net worth
>$4000 per month after expenses

Give it to me straight lads, am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.27169738]

>>27169643
only if you buy silver pussy

[Anonymous No.27169758]

can I count my future inheritance money as part of my net worth?

[Anonymous No.27169821]

>>27169307
Poland, that amount is actually pretty good for this country, I make like $3400 gross monthly and it's considered a very good salary, but I feel terrible reading /biz/ sometimes as it's mostly murricans

[Anonymous No.27169958]

>>27163963
Dis
Most of the guys here have less than the minimun necesary to be conaidered real middle.class(45k£/month)
Dont strees out
This sistem is outdated and trash
Just dont pay attention to lumpens

[Anonymous No.27170117]

>>27163640
let me save you all some time

>haven't been conceived yet
>100 trillion net worth

am i gmi bros?

[Anonymous No.27170179]

>>27163640
>24
>15k net worth
>retail job
so this is what happens when youre a giant lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.27170345]

>25
>1.1m net worth

[Anonymous No.27170524]

Richman cries because his money is time
Poorman smiles because he knows he isnt blind

[Anonymous No.27170621]

>>27169958
>real middle.class(45k£/month)
If £45k per month is middle class, what even is upper-middle class according to you? Billionaires?

[Anonymous No.27170644]

>22
>50k net worth

Thinking i can bump it to 100k by my 23rd. Am i gmi bros?

[Anonymous No.27170767]

>>27163640
>24
>20k in liquid assets as of a month ago
>400k in land

[Anonymous No.27170892]

>19
>7000 dollar net worth

[Anonymous No.27171694]

>25
>210k net worth

[Anonymous No.27172374]

>>27168931
sucking dong daily can be very profitable

[Anonymous No.27172542]

>>27164436
Poorfags will claim this is only true from 16 onwards

[Anonymous No.27172619]

>>27163640
put it all in amc on monday and you will be 250k by end of the week.

[Anonymous No.27172797]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27172973]

>23
>62k net worth
FUCK EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.27173034]

Live at home, accumulate wealth.
Be NEET, get NEET bux, invest.

Have much younger GF, take her money, invest her money, make money.

BUY XRP

[Anonymous No.27173048]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27173068]

>>27169738
STOP PUMPING SHIT BEFORE GME HAS ENDED YOU SCHMUCK

[Anonymous No.27173126]

>>27163640
......
>26
>about 5000€ net worth

[Anonymous No.27173302]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27173542]

>>27163640
>24
>$482
fūçk mÿ łįfë

[Anonymous No.27173604]

>18
>2 million

heh... nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.27173648]

26
2.4k in bank
340 smackers a week wagie
happy as fuck fuck it all enjoy whatever life u lead bros

[Anonymous No.27173684]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27173717]

>16
>1m

Ez game, thanks rubic

[Anonymous No.27173862]

Lol I make more than that in 6 mo from my Onlyfans

[Anonymous No.27174413]

>>27173862
post it and timestamp face or beta cope LARPer

[Anonymous No.27174461]

>>27163640
>27
>not even seven figures yet
AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.27174493]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27174504]

>>27163765
post contact info I wanna date you

[Anonymous No.27174563]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27174572]

>27
>57k in medical denbt

HOW DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY WITHOUT PAYING

[Anonymous No.27174590]

>>27165007
Are you satisfied or not?

[Anonymous No.27174654]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27174661]

>>27163640
>26
>-40K net worth

[Anonymous No.27174696]

>>27169300
Thanks anon. I wish you luck with gfs and gains in the future.

[Anonymous No.27174859]

>>27164036
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27176086]

>>27164036
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27176230]

>>27163690
>13 year olds with mommy money

[Anonymous No.27176305]

>27
>about 200 usd in my bank account and a handful of possessions

i need to get my shit together bros. ive got a wife who loves me unconditionally tho so at least theres that

[Anonymous No.27176334]

>>27164436
>5yo
>5k networth
>invest it into crypto
aigmi?

[Anonymous No.27176477]

>28
>$80k leaf dollars
essentially worthless at this point

[Anonymous No.27176643]

>>27163640
I'm 25 and just finished uni. I have a 20k debt and no savings

[Anonymous No.27176748]

>>27176305
She'll get tired of your broke ass eventually.

[Anonymous No.27176862]

>>27174504
what

[Anonymous No.27176923]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27176939]

>20
>70k in crypto
I wake up everyone morning to another day of suffering.

[Anonymous No.27177010]

That's better than the vast majority of people, don't let /biz/ warp your mind

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27177037]

>>27176748
she was raised as a jehovahs witness and would be literally disowned by her entire family if she divorced me :^)

[Anonymous No.27177175]

>25 - 2 months
>200k net worth

[Anonymous No.27177197]

>>27164036
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.27177396]

>>27169027
That's a lot of meat.

[Anonymous No.27177425]

>>27168842
Hey you me? But in real money not lbs