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27155426 No.27155426 [Reply] [Original]

>be me 2016
>buy lots of btc through blockchain.com
>forget about it since i got locked up in an asylum around the same time
>realize it today
>find email receits
>realize i dont got the key anymore

Wat the fuck should i do bros, i cant recall the 12 word passphrase

>> No.27155696
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27155696

Cheer up champ! At least you didn't buy fucking DOGE like these Redditors

>> No.27155743

>>27155426
appreciate the fact that your BTC has effectively been "burned" and that your altrustic action will benefit the price action of the Bitcoin cryptocurrency in the future

>> No.27155777

>>27155426
>lots
how much?

>> No.27155796
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>>27155426
Sucks

>> No.27155820

>>27155426
as the customer support at bitcoin to help you log in anon

>> No.27155951

>>27155426
>i got locked up in an asylum
go back and ask for your key

>> No.27155962

go into a self induced coma and explore your subconscious for answer

>> No.27155969

>>27155777
I dont know, i was manic. I wasted all my money in like 3 weeks so prolly a lot.

>> No.27156098

Accept your losses. I have forgotten the 20 word paraphrase I used on a hidden truecrypt volume and have at least 5 BTC locked up in there. There’s no getting into it, at least until quantum computing is accessible to the public

>> No.27156136

>>27155426
Alright usually people think their keys are unrecoverable but there is something people don't know. In order to recover your keys you will have to follow each of the following steps word-for-word, any deviation will result in your keys being lost forever. First I need you to ensure that you can follow each of the instructions I can lay out carefully; and maintain your composure in being able to determine when you are unable to follow these instructions. Losing your composure in determining when you are unable to determine when you cannot follow these instructions can spell mishap; I repeat mishap. Alright so now that you're ready; I want you to get on your knees and suck a nigger cock. Cheers!

>> No.27156173
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>>27155426
lol

>> No.27156190

>>27155962
I tried this with drugs, and thought I found the answer, but it was wrong. Not op obviously

>> No.27156616

When bitcoin first started I signed up for 5 free bitcoin. If I still had the key I'd be so fucking rich :(

>> No.27157084

>locked up in an asylum

I've seen similar posts before. If you're a crazy fuck, maybe it never happened?

>> No.27157100

>>27155426
Do you have the same computer? Surely you wrote down the private key somewhere like in a notepad file?

>> No.27157297

>>27157084
>found email receipts confirming deposit

I wish

>>27157100
Currently scanning it all for deleted files from the period

>> No.27157984

>>27157297
Monitoring thread

>> No.27158087

>>27155426
you might have physically written it down on paper, maybe on a book

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27158239

haha i have 7eth i bought in 2012 in a wallet, i can go to the blickchain and see it but hace no way to get it, so dont feel to bad bro

>> No.27159270

>>27158239
eth didn't existed in 2012 you god damn mongoloid

>> No.27160364

So far im getting stuff from the period.. But not the jpeg containing the pw\passphrase.

Getting closer tho, also found a wallet.dat

>> No.27160937

>>27155426
why does this shit happen so often? Haven't you retards ever heard of password managers?

>> No.27161169

>>27160937
larping, it's like 70% of all new threads here

absolute faggots each and every one of them

>> No.27161317

>>27160364
wallet.dat works, you'll probably need to brute-force it

>> No.27161444

>>27161317
how? do i need the 350+gb core?

>> No.27161449

>>27155426
you left it at the asylum

>> No.27162169

>>27156616
>5 free bitcoin.
do they still offer that?

>> No.27162273

>>27155743
This.

Thanks anon, you're a true hero

>> No.27162670

>>27155426
haha. I have 50BTC I solo mined in 2010 sitting on a Mac Pro Power PC G4 in an open landfill somewhere in Johannesburg if you want it.

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>>27155426

>> No.27163921

Fucking found it, got accsess to blockchain account. But it looks like i transfered the funds out to an offline wallet.

In the scr-shot where kept the passphrase i can see the bitcore getting downloaded in the background. I hawe that wallet.dat.

What to do next?