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EVERYONE PANIC IT’S TIME TO BUY CANNED FOOD AND WATER ALSO MAKE SURE YOU BUY DOG FOOD IF YOU HAVE A DOG
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UVXY gets that Octopussy
Sorry I’m retarded and forgot to add the text
https://www.strawpoll.me/42542559https://www.strawpoll.me/42542559
that stupid squeeze isn't going to fucking happen within the next month if these stupid hedgies keep staggering their shorts and doubling down every weekthey're making money from the mooning and shorting at the same time
Man...all these new investors with the chance of the squeeze happening are going to be in for a rude awakening when 2022 tax season comes next year.I can see people making an extra 100k and taking it all out to buy a fucking shit house or whatever and then needing to owe an extra 40k on taxes next year. People are going to be so fucked.
>>27151581Hold the lineAll the other are basically normal terms
Now that reddit is on holidayHow do I unironically short GME in the UK? Paper hand normies will definitely panic sell their bags
>>27151581>They're afraidIt implies that somehow other firms are not profiting off the chaos and that it's literally one guy/group.
I like sugar and I like tea,But I dont like Niggers;No siree.There are two lone things thatll make me puke,Thats a hog eating slop and a big black spook.And you know it, cause I show it.Like a barn yard rooster I crow it!And the NAACPWould sure like to get a hold of nigger haten me.Roses are red and violets are blue,And niggers are black.You know thats true.But they dont mind, cause What the heck?!You gotta be black to get a welfare check!And Im broke.No joke.I dont gotta nickel for a coke.And I aint black you see,So Uncle Sam wont helpPoor Nigger haten me.Jigga boo, jigga boo, where are you?I was here in a wood pile watching you!Jigga boo, jigga boo come outI scared of the white man way down south!You know itCause I show itStick you black head out and Ill blow it!
>>27151619Sounds like market manipulation to me!
IboughtAMCat15andI'mgonnaloseallmyfuckingmoneyLOL
>>27151713Or that their friends in other firms aren't just making bank and they're calling in favors from them. It's just play money at this point being passed around between the ultra rich.
>>27151083Am i missing something?
>>27151540It's okay, bruh. We're here to help each other out.
>>27151639>They’re afraid
gme guy from last threadill probably just buy faggotman, is it dumb to use some margin as well? just shares
Liquidate all positions, buy SQQQ and UVXY
>>27151715based coe
I didn't even realize based horse was on the bad boy list because there wasn't a dip for me to buy, but seriously what the fuck? the hedgies using this bullshit to get out of their horse shorts because they were WRONG and now the moon will be lessened because of it? GAS THE FUCKING KIKES RACE WAR NOW
I have puts on amc.
>>27151094Well yes, it's not their book per se but show you the book based on what is happening for that broker. So in RHs case Citadel bought the right to execute their trades, they want the order flow so that they can front runt RH customers. >Source?Because every trade is settled t+2, meaning two days after execution. During those two days RH will have to post collateral in order to make sure that the trade is settled. Normally this isn't a problem because you buy $AAPL at $100 and sell at $110 for example while the volume isn't abnormal. But now you have people buying at $60 and selling at $300 and the volume is massive. Based on risk, now the collateral you need to post is higher, plus the cost for each trade goes up. Which means in the case of RH, maybe they can handle a day or two posting collateral, after that the costs are so high that they need to borrow money to post collateral each day, it's a liquidity problem which is why they halted trading.>Ok but where are you getting that info that clearing house fees depend on volatility of each stock?The fee would be the increased margin requirements. Collateral is posted as an insurance because it sits for two days during which either side could default. Usually you post collateral at the start of every trading day, but during these times I'd assume RH gets called intraday to post even more collateral, meaning they would have to go out and borrow probably billions within a few hours or the next day.
>>27151807The Great Squeezening.
>>27151850>He wants to buy GME>For over 300 dollars per share>On margin Holy shit anon
>>27151923in minecraft
>>27151861unironically considering SQQQ if we see another all red day next week from this GME market wide crash
>>27151083Standard poodle master race reporting. What’s it like not having the Aryan race of dogs?
>>27151938what was the premium?
Anyone familier with SaxoTradePRO?I'm european and want to trade opties for the US market. With my current broker I can only buy options for anything but the US market.I'm experienced with option trading and have been trading for a while. So is anyone familier or has used SAXO's platform?
>>27151923At this point I'm convinced there is an intern just lurking /smg/ who adds any mentioned ticker to the no-no list.
>>27152005he wants to buy fangman stocks. not gme
>>27152037Too much, but I'll make some money this week when it slides.
>>27151841It would be cringe if they weren't actually. Tbf lots are pretending to throw blame on reddit but a lot of people are super fucked on this whole thing. “They’re afraid” is a classic line thrown around when shilling gets to record highs(showing fear). It can definitely be cringe in context but throughout the gme thing I haven't even seen it used.But i don't go on reddit like a faggot. Like I said “they are afraid” is basically just a normal english phrase used all the time.
When to buy V?I drifted slightgly in the red with V (~1-2%), they just had okish earnings and announced share buybacks. I don't want to buy too early tho, as of friday it is falling.
>>27152048Wall Street has a literal army of shills on this board right now. Most of the gme fud threads are shills talking to shills
>>27151820Good doggos>>27152020>Poodles I dunno.....
>>27152043i dont, but looks to be exactly the same as the IRESS platfrom used widely in australia for securities. might be able to get info from their forums
What is for movie night?What bank will let me get anime girls on my credit card?Will normies have a problem with this cute Asanagi gril?
Calm Saber
>>27152048these fucking snakes have been abusing our low float based stallion for YEARS whether they believed in the legend of the electric mail truck or not to make a quick buck. now these niggers get out of jail free AFTER it starts running on news using fucking gamestop as cover. Unbelievable
>>27152163I dont think they realize how this board functions which is nice
>>27151626trade stocks from your IRA, hope a super republican gets elected one year and gets rid of the withdrawal tax
>>27152273Not lewd enough
>>27151083Shit thread go back to plebbit and kys
>>27151861>>27152015>betting against the housewhy would you throw away the only guaranteed edge you have in the casino
>>27151083Aqua with that big mouth will not only gobble up your whole dick but while you throat fuck her she will tongue your balls.
>>27152303Saber will only be calm when LionCoin moons.
>>27152212>extremely high iq >can make his way up 4 flights of stairs to my apartment from ground floor entirely on his own>extremely athletic, bullies inferior breeds>but always friendly with other German breeds somehow>barks at niggersPoodles are extremely based
>>27152385Don’t yell at me. I just forgot to add the text stuff.>>27152303No one claims Saber while I’m around
Keep that antisemitism to an absolute minimum /biz/.
>>27152450She's going to make it.
>>27152005nah brah, i am the $20 per share gme guy that made 225k and i want to find something that will make me good money hodling
>>27152333These people aren't that forward thinking.
>>27152416No woman will ever put their mouth on you.>>27152526For real, thanks for the PSA, a lot of anons need to be reminded of this. They will shut us down.
>IN PRESS RELEASE, ROBINHOOD SAYS WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE ACTION TO MEET REQUIREMENTSROBINHOOD REMAINS FIRM>ROBINHOOD REMAINS FIRMROBINHOOD REMAINS FIRM>ROBINHOOD REMAINS FIRMROBINHOOD STANDS WITH CUSTOMERS>ROBINHOOD STANDS WITH CUSTOMERSROBINHOOD STANDS WITH CUSTOMERS>ROBINHOOD STANDS WITH CUSTOMERSOh they are so fucking dead in the water.
>>27152395I'm still in GMEbut adding a SQQQ position would just be winning double
>>27152151https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/30/its-likely-grequire-a-constant-stream-of-excited-buyers-to-keep-the-gamestop-amc-rally-going-.htmlGood read this morning. This whole thing is hitting 10/10 "before the crash" flags in every Econ textbook I own. My timeline>hedge funds derisk from crypto >hedge funds derisk from TSLA >retail chimps>cashes out of crypto>cashes out of TSLA>buys more meme stocks>capital and sentiment runs out eventually (maybe a new TikTok meme or dead black guy) >retail chimps >takes money outta memestocks with 90% losses doomer divergence>poor now>gov prints more money>hyperstagflation >China buys more US debt
its over
>>27152660they'll still be around because their app is very easy to use unfortunately
>>27152344I don't want every waiter/bartender/cashier to tell every girl in town that I have a lewd anime credit card thoughThen I'll never find one to do comfy things with
>>27152553Sell covered calls on QQQ or any fagman companies you like. I planned on doing that but was caught short GME calls :(
>>27152273I actually need to watch a movie tomorrow to keep up my 1 per week for 2021 goal. Any suggestions on something with critical acclaim or had an influence on pop culture?
Anyone else exit their AMC position yesterday? I bought Wednesday and could have sold for a nice profit Thursday but RH blocked buying and tanked the price. Then yesterday I sold at 15 to buy the dip, but they wouldn’t let me buy in more than one share. I feel like there will be more fuckery Monday
These past few days have been fun but considering I'm out of the meme stocks I'd rather we all just move on already.
>>27152609Not even joking. If we prove ourselves to be the absolute lowest form of any internet image board we can just forget any ads on /biz/ which will result in a complete shutdown
Alright bros, I picked out a bunch of stocks in diverse industries and budgeted my buys to 5% (since I'm working with a relatively small account)But I have a question about setting a stop loss, how does that apply to longer term investments that I think will recover and grow after 6 months. Buy at the low price and just hold through the dips?When is it time to call an investment like that a loss?
>>27152773they won't be around if they won't let you fucking buy anythingfractional shares are still banned on every meme stock, which was the main appeal for normalfags. toss a couple bucks in to "ride the wave"
>>27152609No thanks. I only buy the most antisemitic companies and post the most anti-semitic shit
>>27152660can I transfer my holdings before open on Monday? these niggas got me fucked up I don't play this shit
>>27152660>bankrupt your broker>lose all your gains>"XD WE REALLY STUCK IT TO EM!" Only surpassed by Elon crashing his own stock because of hedge funds derisking.
XRP CURRNTYLY MOONING
>>27152827Yeah anti semitism is bad goy
>>27152660This could really fuck AMC's climbing potential unless shorts go past 100%
Official meme hall of fame:>Blockchain>Dude Weed>Tariffs>Vaccines>Electric Vehicles>Short Squeezes
I bought a 65 dollar put for July for GME on Robinhood. Why do I get IV crushed as soon as the stock starts going down? Shouldn’t I be getting money as soon as the stock starts going down?
>>27152869>tries to withdraw >*cartoon dust fx*
FRIENDLY REMINDER /SMG/ HAS BEEN COLONIZED BY BASED REDDIT IMMIGRANTSOLDNIGGERS FUCK OFF BACK TO CMG
>>27152827are you retarded? you need to go back this isn't your home
>>27152827Good, then maybe we will all finally be free.
>>27152796Chinatown, it's a Jack Nicholson noir film, I really enjoyed it.
>>27152933>thinking float shorted is a real thingu do know every short creates a new long, no?
>>27151626>paying taxes
how do you have fun with stocks when the market is cloesd?
>>27152788i asked about that in last thread>find stock i dont mind owning>sell cash secured poots>if assigned, sell covered calls>if not assigned do again next week
>>27151083
>>27152526^>/\
>>27152950No because IV is determined by the spread and the spread is determined by redditors auto writing contracts in their baby's first daytrade app.
>>27151581>buy the dip>cringeUhm sweetie are you bobo posting?
>>27152976ill be on my way
>>27151626Tax is theft for the rich to get richer.
>>27152526Fuck off kike. Self-destruction is IN.
>>27152395You know when the market is going down its the house taking it down. You just have to figure out when that will be. A bunch of retailers fucking them would be a great time to punish everyone.
>>27153146You mad bro?
>>27153060you right
>>27152273Asanagi?
>>27152976you can't keep me in a boxVTSAX: NEVER FORGET
>>27153238Will they let it squeeze like VW? I doubt it...
>>27153255Yes cuz the federal government is going to regulate my job soon (day trading). I started with 100 dollars five years ago and now I make 300k yearly. But nah, zooms gotta zoom. No work and all play.
>>27153297an artisttoo extreme for my tastes but I like his art style
how much can wony bench press
>>27151715BasedMOVE THEM NIGGERS NORTHMOVE THEM NIGGERS NORTH
OKAY BIZ THINK ABOUT THISGME IS CURRENTLY OVERSHORTED PAST 100% AND IS A MAJOR CATALYST IN POTENTIALLY DESTROYING AND CRASHING THE MARKET.YOU CAN SHORT FUTURES. ARE THERE ANY FUTURES THAT ARE SHORTED AS BADLY AS REGULAR STOCKS?
>>27152660Imagine if RH had not enacted the collateral restrictions. Can you imagine all that retail suddenly being removed from the market at least for a few days.
Cunny?
I don't even know what to think about AMC anymore. I have zero expectations of any kind of "moon", but is a big spike actually possible? is 30+ realistic? I kind of want out ASAP just because this shit's giving me chest pains but I really don't know what to think
So i'm retarded when it comes to the tax aspect of stocks. If it's all invested into different areas and i'm not using it to yolo buy a vehicle or return it to my checking account, are they still going to assfuck me for my paltry 1000 dollar gains?
>>27153238>doubtYou would see huge volume in vix or something right before and when its starting
>>27151923Didn't they put AMD, GM and SBUX on that list on Friday?Fucking ridiculous..
>>27152553pay 80k in taxes first
>>27153053By snorting coke off a strippers ass on your yacht
Who knows. Its going to suck money out of the market now that dog piling shorts is trendy. They use the money from shorting to pump other stocks so if you take that money away other stocks will go down though. Also theres so much retail in the market right now surely we are getting close to the last idiot jumping in and no one being left to hold the bag.
>>27153146Gotcha, thanks, I’ll probably pull out of it on Monday and reinvest as soon as volatility goes down on it
>>27153553You pay taxes when you sell and take a profit. It's that simple. Your broker will send you a tax form regarding what you have to pay for capital gains.
should we pump NOK again?its back to $4.50
Is anyone here technically inclined? Software developer? Mathematician? Do you run your own simulations to help your trades or do you outsource it? If so, to whom? If not, what sort of algorithms/strategies do you use? Portfolio optimization?
>>27153402>my jobyeah shame, I just received gainful employment at this company too. Trying to climb the ladder to upper management. Oh what will become of us, woe!
>>2715363080k? is that realistic?
>>27152526This.Don't forget, the Jews are your friends. They help you make money, if you just let them
>>27153409He was too extreme for me a few years ago but now anything besides the full amputee brainfucking stuff is cool in my book.
>>27152757How does one prepare for a crash like that? Liquidate funds? Or does one shift to things like ETFs and blue chip shit like Coke?
>>27153580VXX is up 20% and volume has tripled in the past 3 daysi'm regretting buying SPY calls yesterday
>>27152796>>27153001Very good rec. Actually if you can get back the creepy vibes, Polanksi has made a lot of kino
>>27152757who foots the bill for gme and to what degree? see that theres a hierchy to this but i cant see how its going to play out with how robinhood is handling it; think its actually possible for some of these orders to be filled like 69,420 or is this just going to not get filled as the place goes bankrupt.
>>27153598seems RH is having liquidity issues
>>27153650we have 3 months of insane bubble activity before we do march 2020 again and start the dance all over again
>>27153491futures aren't borrowed like shares can be
>>27152526This. Dont piss off your lawyers and brokers.
odds I pull out on mondayevens I hold til 10k a share
>>27153548Sell AMC and buy the dip on actual stocks.
>>27152788QYLD
$GME is going down.Institutions closed their shorts and bought a bunch of puts.You are holding the bag for them.
>>27152526based
>>27153548No anon, the debt is being converted into shares.
>>27154000no one in here cares
>>27154000>t. Melvin
>>27154044people keep saying it already happened though
>>27153831This is what's actually happening. These meme stocks now have literal billions of dollar being traded in and out every hour or so. GME's market cap alone is now in the tens of billions and the volume on it is insane. The SEC requires brokers to have sufficient collateral to cover the trades but RH is feeling an extreme squeeze since RH is the go to app for younger retail traders. Boomer brokers like Schwab and Fidelity have no issues currently.
>>27154000That means they opened shorts and wrote puts on the shorts, lol
>>27153663Ok, guess I was making it too complicated in my head, thanks man
>>27153491
>>27154070>we're going to hold until it goes to $5 because thats how we stick it to the institutions that are long puts and will make a killing off of usAlright then
>>27153831Yeah, because the second they settle my cash, I’m cashing out
>>27153414>forgetting where you're posting
>already rolling out two of them side by side, while NASA still can't lift off SLSThis is fucking science fiction, StarLink IPO fucking when?
>>27153580this anon knows and will profit heavily the next 2 weeks
this might sound crazy but hear me out>we should go back to using paper stock certificatesim working on the reasoning but the fact a held paper stock cant be short sold is interesting and using paper is something that we can nostalgia bomb hipsters with
>>27153975I can't sell. I'm still in the red. I have to hold
>>27153764yes. 225k in short term capital gains. the 225 goes right on top of your salary. thats a big tax bill.
>>27154374Sunken cost fallacy
>zerohedge: Whoever controls the WSB hive mind, will be the marginal price setter and controls the market: by Monday it will have 10MM users each with $5K avg account and $1.4K stimmy on deck. That's $64BN in dry powderWhat exactly is he trying to start? He has been spamming about this for days nowAlso>10MM users each with $5K avg accountKek'd, it's not even $500
>>27154242>SpaceX, Blue Origin, StarLink all still privateAt least there's Virgin Galactic, right?
>>27153740Where do you think you are?
>>27153820>who foots the bill for gme and to what degree?Robinhood probably will if you guys can crash it Monday (Friday would've been better). If you get Robinhood to be on tap for all the ruined margins they loaned out (while only requiring 10% for collateral) they'd be as good as goners. Now they've secured a cool billion in liquidity and are probably adjusting margin requirements so their users are the only ones that end up broke. >>27153810Bonds are always a good idea. But I unironically think America is over and done so I'd move my money to Japan along with Buffet. China or Japan depending where you are ideologically. If you were a big investor would you rather your money be beholden to the CCP or an army of redditors? Couple that with how radicalized our politics are becoming, that the capital was breached, how we managed the pandemic, our money printing, whatever populist grandstanding comes from the SEC and Washington in the wake of this stuff.. It just doesn't look like a country with a good future for them bloodsucking capitalists.
>>27154416
>>27154388Keep it invested in dividend stocks or just don't withdrawal all at once...
>>27154098Why can't it happen again? Silver lakes might not be only one holding those bonds
>>271534142.5. >>27153491>OVERSHORTED PAST 100%That's not actually a thing
>>27154081what am i looking at here?why is the penis sad?
>>27154507lol feel better?
>>27152939>electric vehicle >memeTell me this again once the electric F150 release next year and amerilards guzzle it up
>>27154441wsb is the best pump and dump forum yet.
>>271534144 wheels
>guy at my uni lost $20k on GME calls expiring January 15>then he more than doubled down and bought $50k of GME calls expiring in April>he turned $50k into $15 million>tfw didn't invest in any of the meme stockshow do i cope?
>>27154303Only if we have the certificates delivered by a horse drawn Wells Fargo wagon
>>27154485That's what I'm trying to figure out. I guess that answers it.
>>27154600Looks like bitcoin or something that tracks with bitcoin after the Elon pump and dump
>>27154508when you realize gains in a taxable account you owe taxes.
>>27154635>amerilards guzzle it upElectric still isn't viable for long distance travel, until that gets solved it'll be a big city gimmick.It'll explode at some point, but not until the distance or recharge time is solved.
>>27154374You'll have to learn that if you're trading, that it's okay to sell for a loss at times. This is risk management. Especially in very volatility tickers that spike up and down 50% in a single day. Sure you might miss the big pump and you're also liable to getting hit with the big dump. It's okay to sell in the red and move on to something to make up for it. As long as you don't go all in, it's fine.
>>27154700so he was a dumbass and gambled on being down $70K
>>27154700>A: It'll only be 250,000 when Robinhood goes belly up>B: He'll parlay it all and lose it
>>27154700Don't feel bad. It's easy to think "I could have done this and gotten rich". But be honest. You're unlucky, or stupid. Just like me. You would have done something wrong or gotten in at the wrong time, or God might just hate you. Be glad you're at 0 instead of taking huge losses.
>>27154702idk paper cerificates, tied to qr codes.. gives the pmg guys some embossed paper to hodl physically. we could use blockchain technology to keep them from ever being counterfeited.. etc the list goes on.. it might even be pretty cool
>>27154817What was that nigger doing with 70k to spare in the first place? Bet he was 3 million in the hole on his trust fund already.
>redditors losing money buying the top of GME>redditors losing money buying the top of AMC>redditors losing money buying the top of NOK>redditors losing money buying the top of BB>redditors losing money buying the top of NAKD>redditors losing money buying the top of KOSS>redditors losing money buying the top of DOGE
>>27154729Glad I could help :^)
>>27154758Just selling for a profit is realized gains?
Hello frens crypto moron passing by. Can gme unironically crash the whole market?
>>27154700Also the easiest cope is just to drop all the zeroes>Wow he turned 5 cents into $1.5>So cool
>>27154879im samefagging but not gonna lie this would actually work as a real world tie to an actual crypto currency
>>27154374>could buy stocks which are down 10-15% in the past week alone>I need to bag hold AMC because red number badExpecting a price increase on a shitty stock like AMC is pure gambling. Please think about this logically, as it could very easily keep sliding downwards.
>>27151626yeah, nothing worse than making a lot of profit in January of a year so you have 11 months to harvest losses off covered calls and other things.they are so upset they made 100k
>>27155014Hope so, I bought UVXY $16 calls for next friday :)
>>27155056>could buy stocks which are down 10-15% in the past week aloneTell me what stocks to buyAnd give me your home address so if they go down I can come talk with you in person
Wow, TIL 4chan is really racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and transphobic. AMA me anything.Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!Edit 2: I can't believe this is my most upvoted post on 4chan. RIP my inbox.
>>27154700If it's not in his bank right now, it's all just numbers on the merry-go-round.
>>27155162Wtf how did you edit your post?
Have people in the media forgotten about how SoftBank manipulated the entire market? It just happened a few months ago...
>>27155162how do i edit my posts on here
>>27155162how do u edit posts on 4channel?
>>27154935>losing money buying the top of NAKDLiterally me
>>27154758Nvm I guess that's what it is by definition. Can't you just reinvest the gains into something....
>>27155014No but when 95% of the redditors lose their life savings, and the government starts talking about regulating wall street and the whole>o wait, dems control both chambers and the executive branchsets in, you might see people go cash/real estate. Get some shit offshore. I mean the S&P did erase $1,000,000,000,000 because of a 20,000,000,000 squeeze.
>>27155268Softbank did credit spreads with enough duration to not cause a gamma squeeze I Thought. The August pump was just normal enthusiasm
>>27155175This
enough
Tell me what to buy and hold for 6 monthsIm aa collegefag trying to get money for a trip to Nippon in late summer (after rona)
>>27155268>goes after the shorters>people losing the most moneySock it to em!
>>27155353 The regulation would be like Pattern Day Trade rules and just hurt small accounts. Probably something to disadvantage small accounts even more like no options trading until 100k
>>27155162Hi! How do I open my inbox? Haha Im new to this, sorry!
>>27155268What a wild time that was, it was like pulling the curtain back in a movie kek. Didn't they end up ultimately losing money on that trade after the cat got out of the bag?
>>27155251>>27155290>>27155291I sent you a DM. Check your inbox.
>>27154817that's what i thinkbut a lot of people think he's a genius and with hindsight are saying the GME pump was obvious>>27154843>>27155175he doesn't use RHhe sold, but he also bought a small amount of additional GME calls (500c and 1000c). i think just to make other people in the discord happy and not regret that he sold>>27154930he claims to have made a lot last year. but he has made lots of plays that didn't work outhe bought otm AMC calls this week that expired worthlesshe bought a lot of puts in December that expired worthless my guess is he's right 20% of the time at most>>27155017thanks, i could think of it like that
>>27154770True. People really dont calc the amount of power “gasstations” would require to fill up cars and industrial vehicles. Every gas station would have to have millions and millions and millions in batteries. They’d all basically be power stations, and on every corner AND HUGE AS FUCK. Really isn’t feasible with modern tech.
So, what do we expect on Monday and the following days? Thinking about grabbing some TSMC
If I had this on my credit card, would single women find themselves drawn to me and superior aesthetic sensibilities?>>27155056you're a damn sadist>>27154868>don't feel bad, maybe god hates you and you're stupid>but hey, at least it's not worse, you could be stupid AND have cancer>statistically though, you will have cancer at some point if you don't kill yourself before then
>>27155416Tesla shorts >>27155488Maybe but who knows, our whole political system is crazy right now. And retail had been crushing VIX for the past 3 years or so (look it up something like "retail trading reducing volatility")
This market. I have no words.Even crypto doesn't make sense, though it never really did.
>>27154374>in the red on AMC How. I've been doing this for like two weeks tops and that motherfucker is like 200% up. Don't tell me you tried to get in late
>>27155353>I mean the S&P did erase $1,000,000,000,000 because of a 20,000,000,000 squeeze.What?
>>27155516How do I check my inbox kind stranger?? ^_^
>>27155615>(500c and 1000c)correction: he didn't buy these calls, these are his targets for the new calls
>>27155516Did you slide into it? UwU
>>27155615Gambling money on options is how you get into debt Being down $70K is a lot of fucking money. If he had money to blow, good for him I guess.
>>27155680Of course I tried to get in late. I almost got in at 6, and then I hesitated like a bitch. Next day it shoots up to 19. I freak out, I'm missing the boat, I buy "the dip" at 15, and then it gets torpedoed
What do you guys really think of Virgin Galatic?
TD Ameritrade or fidelity for a RH replacement?
>>27155679Crypto makes more sense than most stocks. Just not being controlled by a government or effected by central banks is a massive value.
>>27155378>SoftBank unmasked as ‘Nasdaq whale’ that stoked tech rallyhttps://www.ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2This sounds like textbook market manipulation to me.
>>27155681S&P down 3ish percent right? S&P is like 30-40 trillion in total market cap right? 3% of 30 trillion is 1 trillion.
>>27153793Easy access is boring. Torn lace and send her home breezy.>>27154000They wrote shorts on the bubble. Then shorts on the shorts.it's going to be literal months before this resolves. Perfect time to pour my shit wages into the dip.
>>27151581>https://www.strawpoll.me/42542559Melvin? That you?
>>27152757For GME alone, it's a squeeze so it's not like a normal pump/crash pattern (I mean it's the same pattern but you'll have to be stupid to mess it up unlike a real pnd, because it's the hedgies -- not retail -- holding the bags at the end).I agree that the market feels very crashy right now. I'm already out of my real positions and only on GME for that reason. Got a cheap VIX call and waiting it out. If there are other nice memes I'll look into them but I'm not staying in mainstay positions for now.>>27153810Liquidate everything, then get VIX calls, possibly also TQQQ/SPXL puts.TMF is also a good idea in principle, but wait for the dip (when stocks go down hard, bonds also go down hard first, then quickly rebound, after that stocks slowly start climbing as bonds go down).
>>27155861sounds like people wanting a "narrative" to the market and not understanding how big it really is.
>>27155891>it's going to be literal months before this resolveslol people will wake up one morning and be like >wait... why is the asking price for GME $4.89
>>27155785>this isn't financial adviseI think the analysts say to buy and my monkey brain will do so.Space is the future, just might be more distant than we realize.
>>27151626Fags deserve it. After all, the core demographic of Reddit is the reason taxes are so high.
>>27155947>For GME alone, it's a squeeze so it's not like a normal pump/crash patternIts not. Most people are participating with the intention to "get out at the top", other people are participating thinking "GME to INFINITY, FOREVER!" That's the classic bubble>I'm gonna flip this house!>PROPERTIES ONLY GO UP!
Thoughts on roblox ipo bros?
>>27154770Not just that, fully-electronic control systems have absurdly high failure rates. Moreover, they get random firmware updates that can (and sometimes did) kill car functions like brakes (usually it's a bad update that significantly reduces speed and battery life, because e.g. on tesla's, the battery is the same on the high and low-end model, only the firmware decides if you can fully use the battery or if it's capped lower to get you to pay up more).
Speaking of space, NASA wants to be back on the moon by 2024. If NOK got tapped to help them do you think we could see it sky rocket in the next 3 years?>>27156162>adviseFug, meant advice.
>>27153034It doesn't. An MM that sells a put will also take a short position, because the short IS the hedge, and doesn't ITSELF need to be hedged.
I'm up 50k this year off GME and FUSE,
>>27155785I've slowly been getting deeper and deeper into it, chamath knows how to play the reddit game and he wants those pump tendiesIt's also heavily shorted so the meme power has all the conditions to line up behind it, cathie woods, the list goes on.Plus also LITERAL ROCKETS
>>27155965True but one pebble can always cause an avalanche.
Short term capital gains tax is for US citizens, right? As a Europoor, I don't have to pay that just because I'm trading US stocks. I just pay my shithole country's tax, right?
This is the United States, they'd never close the capital markets to protect retail investors from volatility, right?
>AMC is considering more stock sales according to ReutersThis week alone they sliced like a quarter of their debt away
>>27155160LRCX and BILI went down a lot. I also feel safe recommending the followingSMGTSMASMLJPMGDSBIDUTCEHYV>And give me your home address so if they go down I can come talk with you in personAt least I didn't tell you to buy BFARF or RYCEY>>27155651>you're a damn sadistMaybe. Although I don't understand why someone would hold a stock which brings them stress
>>27152827Good.
>>27156337Someone has to buy a share that is sold short.
>>27155785I sold at 52 a few days ago, waiting for it to dip more to get back on.
>>27152869>can I transfer my holdings before open on Monday?
>>27151581Anyone posting a strawpoll is trying to mine IP's
>>27154492Well maybe I should invest in more supplies for my BOB in that case, making it sound like the war drums are getting ready to beat as we collapse
>>27156448All these memes are goners as soon as these companies dilute.The ironic thing is that the companies may become invest-worthy once they restructure after the bubble bursts.
>>27152869ooga booga where da white wymen at
$CLF
>all these gains>still uglyhow do I cope
When people talk about gains, are they saying before or after taxes? I want to feel good thinking I'm making 100k gains, but if I have to pay half in taxes, saying 50k gains doesn't sound as cool.
>>27156588fuck. too late for me.
>>27156661Just buy some happiness lmao
>>27156659bullish for GME
>>27155634One day my Lithium gang will rise up and profits will soar
>>27156588Am I going to get hacked by anonymous?
>>27156661Get fitI've seen it transform people's faces, both ways.
>>27156661hookers and blow
>>27156205buy
>>27156661Doesn't matter once you're rich, bro
>>27156661Buy a face lift and rhinoplasty. Dr. Goldenberg does great work
>>27156661Get invisalign and a tailored suit, boom you're not ugly anymore
>>27154935I'm still mad NOK is treated like a meme stock
>>27156630>me after I close all my positions on GME
>>27155634Future of transpo is rails, airbuses and city vehicles. What the fuck are highways for?
>>27152526This is the minimum possible antisemitism, kike.
>>27156613So they wiped 600m of debt away, raised 300m off stock and are looking for more.Would you buy if it dumps back to 3$-4$?
>>27156454>BILIare you sure? it seems like a shit time to buy in
>>27152660So TD/Think or swim or Fidelity?
>>27156929Well show the dumpers once virgin takes Nokia's 5g to the actual moon
>>27156929im thinking NOK has potential
>>27156661Face surgery shit exists for males aswell anon
>>27156661>all the redditors that are gonna be gold dug into the poor housewill be a fun decade.
>>27156188>it's not a squeezeThe fuck am I reading?
>>27156205When are they doing their IPO now? It's been postponned so many times I just don't know anymore
>>27156929bagholder bros...
>>27156766so drugs?>>27156822Im a ginger, getting fit wont change anything since women dont even see me as a human and according to pol Im not even white kek
>>27157008I wouldn't buy AMC unless they adapted their business model. Which they'd have the luxury to do if they didn't have to worry about debt
>>27156408Lol
>>27151083>open my interactive brokers to check my positions>HELLO THERE FELLOW GOYIM , WE TOO HAVE RESTRICTED ACCESS TO GME & AMCfuck off , i'm not selling , not selling not selling not fucking selling !!
>>27154700Should’ve dumped life savings on AMC or GME yesterday then wait for Monday
>>27156661Look into a lefort or just start mewing
>>27157082Its an asset bubble built atop a short squeeze. What's hard to understand?
>>27156481That doesn't make a long position. A neutral position that is composed of stocks and a put contract is not a long, yet it requires buying the stocks.
getting real fucking tired of the sudden influx of GME/AMC FUD threads on /biz/, bros...
>>27156661escort time
>>27155782Anon you got to let what you missed slide. I didn't get in on GME and knew I'd get burned if I tried now and look where things are now
>>27157165Only hitler was white anon.
>>27156818It's over for you. I'm sorry.
>>27156881>>27157070so should I go to korea or...? I dont want to give the small hats more money
>>27157165Anon that's just a stupid meme. If you focus on your career and self-confidence women will be the ones fretting about not having you.
>>27156454>SMGIs it actually a good investment or just a meme because it's /smg/? That's seriously the only reason I've heard of that company
>>27157249>4 am >wall street bros all got together over the weekend>decided to buy up all the standing orders>price starts at $4You guys forgot these people were sociopathic assholes a notch above anything reddit could produce
>>27157390Why do you care if you're ugly or not? It's your personality that counts.
>>27157338its not worth 300 a share. get over it.
>>27151737It isn't retard.
>>27156789>oh I seeYou guys are lucky there are retards out there like me that can lose money
Thoughts on the future of gas/oil/coal?Will papa biden make my solar spike or should I keep an eye on traditional resources?
>>27156929>tfw fell for the NOK memeNever again will I buy something shilled on here
>>27157549it's worth what people are selling it for, and the hedgies MUST pay. if they don't the entire financial system will crumble. your move, jews.
>>27157510>>27157440my personality kinda sucks too thoughI was trying to improve it but I ended up making evey conversation awkwardpeople assume beauty with positive character trades
>>27156929Dunno, man. The ensuing crater will be a good chance at a company with an actual future.>>27156661Women are strange creatures. I guarantee if you stopped caring, you're already someone's "type."Get a hobby. Do it often enough, you'll eventually run across someone.
>>27157290>backpedalingThere aren't enough meme'd assets for this. It's a leverage collapse timed off of a short squeeze to scapegoat retail.
>>27157696It'll be the only stock left standing once the dust settles
>>27157338>getting real tired of the business and finance advice from the business and finance boardI think you're looking for the asset bubble board >>>/mlp/
>>27157338>"not enough volume">brokers limit the amount you can purchase to 1 or 2 sharesgee, I wonder why the volume is low
>>27157338You can just go to the diamond hand echo chamber on reddit if you want
>>27157696>UWMC>NOKAnything shilled with norf memes usually sucks, which is a shame
>>27157732I'm not backpedaling though? >scapegoat retailnot really scapegoating when its deserved. They're drawing washington's eyes and making irrational, volatile markets with precision financial terrorism (for the lack of a better word).
lol
>sign up for fidelity>"Fidelity is currently unable to provide brokerage or mutual fund account information. Please try again later."I see I made the right choice
>>27157031Monday will likely be red too. Choose the entry point you prefer anon :^)>>27157449I'm the only one shilling SMG lel. But it's actually a good company, as more people are gardening, growing weed at home, buying lawn care services due to urban flight, etc. I use some of their products frequently and last year they had trouble meeting demand.
>>27157827it's almost like hedgies are trading back and forth to each other to artificially drop the price while normies are locked out of the system altogether! wow!
>>27157730getting a hobby doesnt sound bad, all I do rn is sit in front of my pc and watch lines go up and downlockdown in my country does make it a bit difficult though
>>27157952(You)p.s.: hedgekike heads on a spike come Monday.
>>27158019I had 10 dollars left on my Robinhood from years back and threw it at doge coin.
>>27158019isn't RH insolvent already?
>>27158128>>27158128>>27158128
>>27157705shut the fuck up and go post about "hedgies" on reddit
>>27152879Elon really looks like the kind of guy that cares about his stock price./gay
>>27158042>being irrational Cool, keep investing like that. For every hedgie you make broke (lmao really? 50% of their personal wealth is somewhere in the Cayman's) you make another super rich. Not to mention all the trading desks working on commission.
>>27158018Well, it's the weekend.Normally, that is when you would schedule maintenance as a broker.
>>27158241He obviously does, that's why he pumps it so hard. That's why he announced a reverse split the same day as apple. That's why he announced battery day right as it was hitting a support.
>>27158211stay mad, hedgie :^)
>>27154700if his money is on robinhood it's as good as gone. there are hundreds of retards like him who turned thousands into millions. they all want their money but theres no way robinhood can pay it all out.t. based TDA user
>>27157714Was fat fuck, was real nice people didn't want to talk to meNow fit fuck, people are making going out of their way to talk to meTHE SAME PEOPLE NIGGA
>>27158274hedgies getting rich on the long side are fine. hedgies driving businesses into bankruptcy with naked shorts is not.pay what you owe hedgie faggots
This is an anti panic thread, please check it out :-)There's a tl;dr at the bottom if you don't want to read it all.>>27150974
>>27152852i bought a tenth of the gme stock on revolut lmao
>>27158023>I'm the only one shilling SMG lel. But it's actually a good company, as more people are gardening, growing weed at home, buying lawn care services due to urban flight, etc. I use some of their products frequently and last year they had trouble meeting demand.So, the idea behind it is a similar one to home improvement retailers (like HD) or home builders (like DHI) -- people spend more time at home, and move out of the cities as work from home becomes more common.
>>27157714Well, the only thing you can really improve is your personality, 3 traits per year is enough (like no gossiping, no complaining and being proactive). Won't make any difference if you only change your appearance, you will still feel like shit, because you are a shit person.If you are a man, get really fit too.
>>27152796I just watched Burnt with Bradley Cooper and Rush which was better and about formula 1 racing
>>27156822seiba...+
>>27151083>needs a dog to buy dog food>doesn’t just buy dog food cuz it tastes good
>>27157099that's such a small bag that you can just DCA it.Do it son
>>27152854Incredibly based. Imagine not being from a dark red country in pic related