>reddit.com/r/shoplifting How do we stop these fucking niggers

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Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:27:14 2017 No.2714769 [DELETED]

>reddit.com/r/shoplifting

How do we stop these fucking niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:48:00 2017 No.2714902 Well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:49:03 2017 No.2714909 Start by doxxing a few members and setting an example

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:50:19 2017 No.2714919 Why do you give a shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:50:22 2017 No.2714920 >>2714909 The most triggering posts is women stealing shit for their children. Like wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:50:26 2017 No.2714921 >>2714769 Nice, just bought 100k

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:02:25 2017 No.2714983 >>2714969 Wow >Over 40 >has a child >still stealing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:02:38 2017 No.2714986 >>2714919 He loves the taste of Schlomo Shekelberg's big fat cock and will do anything it takes to defend him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:05:05 2017 No.2715002 >>2714769 actually a pretty funny subreddit anyone remember that site rotteneggs, it had shoplifters on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:07:02 2017 No.2715017 >>2714969 The punishment for this should be death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:10:25 2017 No.2715040 File: 18 KB, 872x303, cope_harder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2714969 The amount of coping on this subreddit is worse than bag holders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:10:48 2017 No.2715043 >>2714986 >if you don't like people being thieving niggers you must like Jews Why do thieves always have retarded justifications?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:11:32 2017 No.2715047 >>2714969 Wow.... just wow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:12:04 2017 No.2715052 File: 27 KB, 399x385, l04he.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715040 >Drug tests are blatant classism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:12:41 2017 No.2715058 >>2714921 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:13:44 2017 No.2715064 >shoplifting cheap shit jesus fuck its just a bunch of plebs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:15:19 2017 No.2715072 File: 67 KB, 540x534, ke_ke_keek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715040 these people are truly morally superior beings

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:15:48 2017 No.2715078

>>2715040
>>2714769

Oh and if there are any shop lifters here.

Know that these "liftings" don't come out of company profits, they come out of tax payer's dollars. Each theft is written off or paid off by insurance (depending on the company).

When something is written off by the company as a lose, the government pays them back for their loss (~30%).

If a company has a lose of 100k, they're guaranteed to receive 15k - 30k back from that loss.

30 billion was lost in 2016. 30,000,000,000 * 0.30 = $9,000,000,000 of tax payer's money.

You're doing nothing but hurting your common hooman.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oh and for you common working individuals, these people that shoplift are majority on some form of welfare - even more lost from tax payers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:20:02 2017 No.2715106 >>2715072 That guy posts on r/fullcommunism Lol >>2715078 Source? I'd like to read more about how this works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:21:15 2017 No.2715113 >>2714769 Tip the FBI or contact Reddit admins via telephone. It's not rocket science. I know you don't really give a damn because you came here an posted a stupid meme picture instead of doing it yourself. Putrid pile of feces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:23:12 2017 No.2715130 >reddit will dox right wing shitposters but not pedophiles or actual criminals Really fenagles my frontal lobe

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:27:32 2017 No.2715165

>>2715106

http://yourbusiness.azcentral.com/irs-rules-stolen-business-property-12914.html

http://taxation.lawyers.com/income-tax/business-casualty-and-theft-loss-tax-deductions.html

http://www.kiplinger.com/article/taxes/T056-C001-S001-how-to-deduct-theft-losses.html

http://smallbusiness.chron.com/irs-rules-stolen-business-property-71097.html

Hopefully that helps you.

>>2715113

I wouldn't.

These people need to know that they're not hurting the businesses profits at all. They're only hurting the tax payers.

Here is an interesting story of tax fraud:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2015/02/19/irs-paid-5-8-billion-in-fraudulent-refunds-identity-theft-efforts-need-work/#524cf92f251f

People of this nature are ignorant to the fact that multi BILLION dollar companies are already 10 steps ahead - they just put the burden on tax payers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:29:23 2017 No.2715180 >>2715130 > stealing from tax payers indirectly > not classified as actual criminal k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:30:22 2017 No.2715187 >>2715165 Interesting thank you >>2715180 I think you misunderstood his post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:33:05 2017 No.2715206 >>2715165 Also how does this work with credit card fraud for example? I know banks definitely refund the victim his money but isnt that also somehow paid by the government?

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:34:22 2017 No.2715221

>>2715165
Even if they had an abundant revenue from taxation, the government would still siphon off billions to black budget ops to fuck the population over. They're using your tax payer dollars to pay for the warfare that they're waging against their own population.

Much taxpayers is such a cop out. It's no holds barred against these cunts til these institutions burn to the ground.

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:39:45 2017 No.2715261
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>>2715040
looks like a few more lifetime tickets to the Holocoaster are booked. You simply cannot have a functioning society with these types of people around. It eliminates trust for the most petty reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:42:04 2017 No.2715283 >>2715040 >shareholders are evil >shareholders forced me to steal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:42:54 2017 No.2715288 >>2715052 It's not like rich people get tested for cocaine usage. But it's a necessary thing because too many niggers and white trash do drugs in the first place. I can see their point, but there's a reason why it's done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:43:40 2017 No.2715294 >>2714921 lmao made my day, i love that meme

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:44:16 2017 No.2715299

>>2715187

No problem.

>>2715206

To my knowledge.

Credit card fraud, the bank flips the bill and is counted as a loss. Works the same way - it's just written off and paid by the government in the end.

>>2715221

I'm not disagreeing with you.

And in reality. If you want to get to the nitty gritty of all of it.

The Federal Reserve is just printing money to in the end - cover the loss. As the government is just a middle man to the Federal Reserve. As more loss occurs, the more money is printed, the more inflation occurs and soon you'll have a wheelbarrow of money to buy a loaf of bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:45:50 2017 No.2715313 >>2715165 They don't care who holds the bag. They will just find some other bullshit way to justify their theft. If they're already commies or welfare recipients then they have no problem stealing from taxpayers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:49:35 2017 No.2715340 >>2715313 > They don't care who holds the bag. It doesn't hurt to tell em' we're all in the same boat. Maybe if they see that stealing from Best Buy doesn't actually hurt Best Buy, it just hurts us all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:50:49 2017 No.2715350 File: 175 KB, 347x435, 1494011188613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why you can't have your libertarian utopia in a low trust multicultural society, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:53:24 2017 No.2715365 >>2715340 They see it as a means to end the oppressive system though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:56:23 2017 No.2715384 >>2715350 >Shoplifting is automatically legal in a libertarian society Really made me think

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:58:04 2017 No.2715391

>>2715350
It's true. If everyone were white, K-selected, and had an IQ over 120, libertarianism might work. Unfortunately the world is full of low-tier scum with no regard for anything but their animal desires. I would love if a libertarian society were possible but I can't see it happening.

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:00:24 2017 No.2715408

>>2715365

https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/comments/6lhnsi/youre_hurting_me/

In the grand scheme of things, they're taking their frustration out on the system. I get it, but being educated enough to know the system already factors that in is knowing what's actually going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:04:08 2017 No.2715432 >>2715408 what did it say, its removed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:05:21 2017 No.2715442 File: 8 KB, 870x193, dat_censorship_tho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715432

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:06:50 2017 No.2715453 File: 136 KB, 425x750, Ethiopian_Regiment_Uniform.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2714769 damn rite honky Only waipepo deserve to make money through underhanded tactics

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:07:03 2017 No.2715456 >>2715017 Hands always used to work well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:08:34 2017 No.2715462 >>2715442 I'm triggered that they deleted it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:09:23 2017 No.2715469 >>2715462 I am too. What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:09:30 2017 No.2715470 >>2715462 reddit is full of commies they will all be killed when the civil war starts, dont worry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:09:34 2017 No.2715471 >>2715462 i reported it with a link to this thread :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:10:43 2017 No.2715476 >>2715471 That's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:10:50 2017 No.2715480 >>2715462 lol do you not know reddit? thats what they do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:14:02 2017 No.2715509 >>2715476 troled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:14:37 2017 No.2715514 >>2715480 Yes I know, I just hate commies and thieves

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:15:23 2017 No.2715522 >>2715514 then definitely steer clear of plebbit thats for sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:16:14 2017 No.2715529 >>2715522 i also like to fuel the hatred

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:18:01 2017 No.2715543 File: 10 KB, 881x237, white_knighter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715509 >>2715514 >>2715522 >>2715529 https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/comments/6lhrtd/youre_still_hurting_me/ Next report please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:20:41 2017 No.2715564 >>2715543 that was quick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:28:05 2017 No.2715607 >>2715564 To quick for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:32:41 2017 No.2715633 you moralfags belong on reddit

>>	$4CHN:CWvX3vCkruZT3riSPjHHCJLm(...) Wed Jul 5 19:37:18 2017 No.2715666 What the fuck does this have to do with biz, jesus christ get out of here with your ethics and morals

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:41:54 2017 No.2715700

>>2715666
This desu, trips confirm it. I 100% agree that shoplifting is wrong but this is really more of a /b/ thread. The last cancer this board needs is people getting invested in some cause. That's how we end up with Gamegate type shit distracting us from crypto gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:42:48 2017 No.2715710 >>2715442 >>2715543 Their delusions must be preserved. They must be able to act like shit with impunity AND feel morally superior while doing it. Such is reddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:43:23 2017 No.2715714 It's cool if your like 12 and know the worst that can happen is they call your parents, but as an adult fuck that dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:44:59 2017 No.2715727 >>2715391 Works in majority white states like new hampshire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:52:08 2017 No.2715783 File: 52 KB, 320x240, wat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715700 You're saying talking about niggercoin is more important?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:54:21 2017 No.2715801 >>2715710 You're correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:55:39 2017 No.2715812 >>2715783 Unless you some sort of profiting plan for your anti shop lifters campaign, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:56:25 2017 No.2715819 >>2714769 Fuck off bootlicker

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:57:19 2017 No.2715826

>>2715812

> profiting plan

You know starting up a non-profit organization that specializes in anti shop lifting is a great way to get those tax dollars. I'm sorry, I mean it's a great way to work with the community in providing a safer shopping experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:57:43 2017 No.2715828 >>2715714 >Muh edgy. Lurk moar and finish college before posting here :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:58:00 2017 No.2715834 >>2715633 But that subreddit is on reddit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:01:03 2017 No.2715855 >>2715828 What

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:04:04 2017 No.2715881 >>2715040 wow. I love the part about child labour and sweatshops. >"This item was made by some poor child in thailand :((" >"I know, I'll steal it! That'll help!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:15:09 2017 No.2715985 >>2715040 It's hilarious when commies reveal their true colors. They just want free shit and the death of more successful people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:18:10 2017 No.2716014 File: 26 KB, 854x152, FUCK U.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:19:32 2017 No.2716027 File: 690 KB, 625x391, 20170705003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715666

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:21:47 2017 No.2716044 >>2716014 >yes, i am despicable but... these guys are worse than bagholders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:24:03 2017 No.2716061 >people posting their "hauls" yeah that's smart, lets document our crimes on the public internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:24:10 2017 No.2716062 >>2715052 It's true, though. Most lower class people are lower class because they're shitty people. Any measure targeting shit behavior is inherently classist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:26:20 2017 No.2716084 >>2716014 These are like children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:28:31 2017 No.2716113 hey when the state treats theft as less than marijuana possession you can be a thief and get better opportunities than an honest cannabis user

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:31:22 2017 No.2716134 File: 58 KB, 251x251, 1309380461741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] geez, I wonder what is the racial demographics of this subreddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:32:16 2017 No.2716146 >>2716134 Mostly White trash desu

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:47:02 2017 No.2716251
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>>2716146
This. I'm sure you can imagine black people stealing, but could you really picture a bunch of hood niggas logging on Reddit to philosophically justify sealing using some DUDE CORPORATIONS LMAO type line of argumentation? These are upper middle class edgy white burnouts that look like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:49:08 2017 No.2716266 File: 22 KB, 480x360, top-trolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow, 4chan discuss "subreddits" Oh! I'm on /biz/! You guys are maggots, lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:03:35 2017 No.2716346 >>2715666 a trannycoin thread died for this ohh noo what r we all gonna do now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:08:03 2017 No.2716371 >>2714983 >>2714920 >>2714969 She is obviously doing that for fun/adrenaline.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:08:21 2017 No.2716374 If any of you pirate games, movies, music, books and software you are literally no better than shoplifters. T. Guy who does all those things

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:25:36 2017 No.2716500 >>2715666 I've filtered so many of you $4CHN niggers but more keep popping up. kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:27:32 2017 No.2716506 >>2716371 hmmm I wonder who this could be

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:28:35 2017 No.2716513 >>2716506 Watch your pockets :)

>>	$4CHN:CSB1fF5ii8kUAZ2MLBVNiBoE(...) Wed Jul 5 21:29:42 2017 No.2716522 >>2716500 haha nice meme my dude :^)

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:32:12 2017 No.2716540

>>2715288

>necessary
>rich people don't get tested for cocaine

Wait what. This is excellent bait because I NEVER post, this is the most stupid shit I have ever read on the internet.

Go ahead and explain why drug tests are necessary for a company.

Just go ahead. I'll wait.

Holy fuck man.

Sterilize yourself.

>>	Daily Wed Jul 5 21:36:25 2017 No.2716573 >>2714769 universal basic income

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:39:07 2017 No.2716592 >>2716251 Yup. Niggers don't need any other justification than "I wants dat". In that regard, I prefer them. I'll take an honest, unapologetic theif over a theif that claims they're doing moral good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:59:12 2017 No.2716738 >>2715078 so by shoplifting I'm forcing society to partially implement communism? neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:09:23 2017 No.2716799 >>2716540 >Go ahead and explain why drug tests are necessary for a company. Not him but you're a ducking idiot if you can't figure out why companies have to do drug tests

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:11:15 2017 No.2716807 >>2716573 Yes just give them money and they'll all stop stealing, right? Oh wait half the people posting in that subreddit are already middle class.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:12:29 2017 No.2716813 >>2716573 so they're stealing from us instead of businesses, very smart anon

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:32:50 2017 No.2717562

>>2716266
>Le does anyone else hate reddit xDD? Lol even mentioning it is bad regardless of what topic it's on or about!

There is a significant overlap between people who use 4chan and use reddit. If anything reddit is a much better platform than 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:43:23 2017 No.2717610 >>2714769 i like the post thats complaining about toxicity in their "community". Like you're all a bunch of thieves you fucking pussy hello?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:47:01 2017 No.2717623 >>2717562 You're right friend, please stay there. Intellectuals such as yourself shouldn't waste their time on inferior platforms such as 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:49:20 2017 No.2717634 >>2716251 Niggers post their hauls on kikebook

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:54:42 2017 No.2717657 >>2717623 Okay...? You can use both websites, as most people do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:56:31 2017 No.2717665 >>2717562 >>2717657 Please fuck off forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:57:40 2017 No.2717670 Quick rundown what are these wiggers stealing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:07:58 2017 No.2717712 Great little subreddit >>2717670 Clothes Electronics Food Art supplies Anything small really

>>	$4CHN:CSr7wgS9Y2F3TCDrbCYdKBLs(...) Thu Jul 6 01:08:49 2017 No.2717718 >>2715040 I got halfway through that and couldn't finish. KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:10:24 2017 No.2717723 >>2715078 Lol NO we r fghting the evil white mon commin to rape mah village XD fght #stealfromthepoorandgivetotherich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:10:27 2017 No.2717724 >>2717665 Go back to /pol/.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:11:03 2017 No.2717729

>>2714920

meh, I think it was the stealing of gifts... one bitch is talking about jacking a baby stroller for her friends baby shower...

part of it is respectable as in the penalty for stealing it is high, so i guess she's a good friend... the other part of it, well if I had a friend give me stolen merchandise and found out about it I'd basically punt them out of my life...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:12:02 2017 No.2717731 >4chan is now a moralfag website lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:13:20 2017 No.2717734 Wait a minute, if you're in america and you put something in your pocket while in a store you can get arrested for shoplifting? Even if you haven't left the store yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:16:24 2017 No.2717756 >tag switched a pair of jeans at Banana Republic for my husband - $100 to $8 :) >Thanks for the feedback yesterday, it gave me the confidence to pull off this $330 haul (not including the jeans) <3

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:26:14 2017 No.2717798

>>2717734

nah, do that shit all the time... typically they won't fuck with you until you try to exit the store... I'm assuming. Never actually tried to shop lift because I'm not a poorfag or degenerate adrenaline junky.

I've never been hassled for pocketing merchandise while I make my way around the stores.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:47:24 2017 No.2717903 >>2714769 Easy, join them and stop whining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:51:07 2017 No.2717926 >>2717903 Why would you become a thieving nigger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:52:26 2017 No.2717938 >>2717926 Greed is, for the lack of a better word, good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:53:28 2017 No.2717942 >>2716799 >Not him but you're a ducking idiot if you can't figure out why companies have to do drug tests German companies don't drug test and our economy is doing quite well. So why are they necessary?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:54:01 2017 No.2717945 >>2717938 There's better applications of greed than this. >Get caught >Criminal record >Can't get a normal job because you thought you were above paying for things

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:55:19 2017 No.2717952 >>2715040 god I fucking hate shoplifters so much. And it's always the ugliest, most decrepit looking old witch that's doing it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:56:31 2017 No.2717958 >>2717945 Steal shit worth 10K Get caught Pay a lawyer 2K Get off scott free Profit 8K

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:58:03 2017 No.2717964 >>2717958 What the fuck are you going to steel worth 10k? You really think you wont get caught before that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:58:51 2017 No.2717969 >>2717964 10 tiny fitbits are 2.5K Easy to bag at AT&T stores

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:00:55 2017 No.2717981 >>2717969 No lawyer is going to be able to get you out of stealing that shit.

$4CHN:CMfZEpDttYEiYgXYzFZ1CMgj(...) Thu Jul 6 02:04:28 2017 No.2717996

>Has anyone tried playing retarded or handicapped? This worked very well for me.
I walked in with a fake exaggerated limp, and pointed my foot in a completely awkward way the entire time. I also scrunched my face the entire time, stiffened my jaw and tilted my head awkwardly.
I then grabbed a cart and filled it with a bunch of stuff, pocketed a whole bunch of things. Did everything seemingly legit. Got to the counter. Loaded a few things onto checkout and then pretended that I retard left my wallet at home. Grunted it to the cashier in a retarded way. She could not even look directly at me for fear of being insensitive. Just let me leave to get my wallet.
Best trick ever. Highly recommend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:05:25 2017 No.2718001 >>2717996 Innovative. Well done.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:05:29 2017 No.2718002

>around 2002
>work at convenience store right out of HS
>have to work saturday morning
>boss says some nig nogs are going to be doing a car wash for some funeral fund raiser on the lot next door, they're going to be using our water
>whatever
>little more traffic than usual but everything is normal
>niglets walk into store
>4 of them about 10 years old
>they all spread out along the store
>keep an eye out make sure they don't steal anything pricier
>little niglet nearest me stuffs some gum into his pockets
>they buy some soda and some other shit don't care
>as they're walking out one of them points to newspaper rack
>"Hey Look it's your dad!"
>they leave
>walk around counter to look at fucking newspaper
>Nig nog on front page of news paper
The reason they were doing a car wash was to raise funds for a funeral after that kid's dad tried to rob a liquor store at gun point and the owner killed him.

/blog

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:07:28 2017 No.2718012 >>2717958 >>2717969 In fact... are you even a shoplifter? Or an online roleplayer? These posts seem very familiar to shit I read on that subreddit and I don't think they were posted by the same person.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:18:37 2017 No.2718056
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lesson number one: LOOK AT THOSE MFS LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY TALKIN BOUT.
Lesson two: KEEP MF WALKING NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
Lesson three: IF YOU NEED TO DUMP MERCH, DUMP AND KEEP MF WALKIN

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:19:18 2017 No.2718059

>>2717981

As you see your honor, my client is clinically retarded by this documentation that may or may have not come from a doctor my client paid off.

I also have a physiologist here that has evaluated my client and has found he's experienced emotional trauma from the opinions of others in this court room, news outlets and newspapers that have ruined his reputation. He's now filing a counter lawsuit over defamation of character and emotional trauma produced over this whole ordeal that has further increase his clinically proven retardedness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:22:36 2017 No.2718069 File: 65 KB, 1000x609, -scale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2718059 sir your client was proven retarded after the date of the crime. he also has held 3 jobs in the past 10 years with no mention of disability by his employers

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:25:47 2017 No.2718081
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>>2718069
In my client's defense: had my client not been retarded, does the jury honestly believe that they would have stolen numerous expensive electronics in one go, with no regard for their longterm future?

I rest my case your Honor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:30:41 2017 No.2718100 Shoplifter checking in. I dont care who takes the loss, its survival of the fittest. Already stole 15k this year LMAO fuck you!!!!

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:31:24 2017 No.2718105
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>>2718069

Your honor, it's clear my client was unaware of his mental status at the time of the crime. I'd like to continue this case to gather whiteness from his previous employers.

> 3 months later

Tell me madam. Is this the picture he sent you?

Y-yes it is.

Would you care to explain why he sent this?

H-he said it was his matting call.

How long did you work with him?

I worked with him for 3 months before he up and quit.

How long ago did he send this message?

He sent it about 2 weeks before he quit.

>>2718081

desu this is the better response

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:21:44 2017 No.2718298 File: 713 KB, 945x610, IMG_2262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2715040 The mental gymnastics are utterly ridiculous. Nobody forces people to work there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:24:41 2017 No.2718311 When did this board become a bunch of sterile pathetic baby boomers >waahhhhhmuh stealing Who gives a fuck, that what you can get. I'm getting robbed by my rent anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:27:48 2017 No.2718325 >>2718311 Lol this isn't /b/ fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:30:57 2017 No.2718337 >>2718002 The cycle continues

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:33:16 2017 No.2718343 >>/pol/ This post doesn't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:38:27 2017 No.2718356 >>2714921 so good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:41:22 2017 No.2718369 >>2717942 German companies do well because they employ Germans instead of Somalians

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:58:52 2017 No.2718430 >>2718002 You should have chased them down and extorted them for money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:10:09 2017 No.2718460 >>2718311 4chan is now a Christian-Conservative hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:13:10 2017 No.2718467 >>2718460 No Tyrone this is a business board where people try to make money by providing value. Not getting fucked in the ass in prison and then being unable to get a job afterwards.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:16:58 2017 No.2718481

>>2718467
That's why the savvy thief steals in foreign countries.
>Travel to America, usually in a cheap cabin in a freighter
>Fill my bags with electronics
>Sell on Craigslist
>Load up Tinder
>Get down with American hoes
>Maybe impregnate 1 or 2 to support population growth
>Repeat for 2-3 weeks
>If not caught, go back home
>If caught, get free food and shelter in prison, clean sheet at home
Win-win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:18:28 2017 No.2718488 >>2718481 Yea you should try doing this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:27:46 2017 No.2718522 >>2716540 I just came from work and someone just got fired for a putting a weed bag in a bin at Amazon. This is why they do drug tests.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:29:23 2017 No.2718531 >>2714769 REEEE GTFO MY BOARD >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:02:53 2017 No.2718829 >>2715043 bc you shouldn't give a shit if it doesn't affect you. white people always stick their nose where it doesnt belong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:17:21 2017 No.2718871 File: 112 KB, 640x934, IMG_1169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2714769 These retards are hella ironic.

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